this is now a fat gardevoir thread
Stop that. Disgusting. The Queen should never be tainted in that vile manner.
This is like the first thread on /vp/ I've seen and I already have a home
Isn't it crazy?
I'm surprised I even have this many
And now for something in a slightly more-different vein
Here ends the cringe-inducing overly rounded journey.
Return to enjoying your bridefu in peace, fellow green-hair fuckers.
>oh nice! Gardevoir thread
>starts to scroll down
>keep scrolling down for hope
>nope, all is vain
TFW i made two people hide a thread that would perfectly appeal to them now.
Hey, I helped with the dump!
Speaking of which, here's one I missed
I was waiting for the good parts to come, I'm a patient man. My Gardevoir folder is kinda lacking so I was hoping on some better images.
MEGA GARDEVOIR ISN'T FAT YOU DUMB FUCKING DICKSUCKERS IT'S A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WEDDING GOWN PROTECTING HER BEAUTIFUL SLENDER LEGS FROM YOU DISGUSTING FAT BRONY AND FURFAGS AND YOUR DISGUSTING FAT IMAGINATION I BET YOU HAVE SMALL DICKS AND LIKE TO IMAGINE A PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL POKEMON INTO YOUR DISGUSTING FETISH
>not reading her a bedtime story while you fornicate with her
>not reading her a particularly lewd bedtime story to get her going
>not reading her a cozy and comfy story after the fact as you drift asleep half way through the second page
>imblying Gardevoir was never real and we actually fuck our pikachus instead
More Gallade and male Gardevoir?
Isn't Gengar supposed to be shorter than the Gardevoir?
>Oversized hips: The thread, the movie, the experience.
I can dump my entire folder if you want, but this is one of my personal favorites.
I can help you with that. I'm also the dude posting pictures, so I guess I can do two things at once.
Forgot to put my friend code/mii in my previous post, but I got it now. Go online and I'll trade you an HA Kirlia.
>wanting to fuck something that you'd only disappoint when it realizes you two can't have kids
At least get, for example, a Lopunny and a Trevenant in case the thought ever crosses its mind.
Well, one way to look at that is that you never need to use safety since you can't have kids anyway..? I can see how it could get kinda depressing though.
>wanting little cancers that eat your money, destroy your shit, scream around all the time unless they sleep in an expensive ass bed you bought for them or eat expensive food you bought.
I recently started to train a gardevoir as a slave.
How should I go about her training?
(yes, it's a 'her', I checked)
That's pretty cool. My shiny Gardevoir was coincidentally born on Valentine's Day of all times.
How come so many artists depict gardevoir as a short, somewhat obsessive and submissive type? I always imagine it as elegant,taller than the average human (or levitating because psychic type) somewhat arrogant but still very caring about it's trainer.
Contributing with the only SFW gardevoir pic I have.
Actually I have two, but one is so edgy I'm embarrassed to post it
Well, Gardevoir is only 5' 3 (according to the Pokedex), so she isn't as tall as you might think. When you really look at the heart of things, Gardevoir is basically just a loving and caring Pokemon that wants nothing but for her trainer to be happy, comfortable, and safe. I figure the loving aspect could turn into something lewd pretty easily, but for the most part Gardevoir seems like the kind of girl who'd be elegant and playfully childish at the same time.
Slave maker 3
gardevoir isn't available at the basic version, you need to dl slave pack 3 or 4
filehosts are your best options. i have version 3.3 (from august 2012)
what chars in each pack. you can play with just the basic, but you won't have a large veriaty to choose from.
if you one of those guys that likes to know everthing about a game before you take even one step, but that kind of playing isn't fun imo
Or more depressingly, she does get pregnant, but the incompatibility between humans and pokemon causes all of the births to be stillborn, leaving her a depressed husk of a pokemon who knows that while she can carry your child, her body will always reject it. And on the off chance the pregnancy comes to term, you'll be left with a possibly hideous pokemon/human hybrid.
I agree with everything you said, except for this.
Gardevoir is a species, anyways, not a single individual, so some of them could be childish, some could be mature and serious, some could be as small as the pokedex says they are and some could be six feet tall.
and some could be thin and lean, some could be soft and curvy.diversity is great, i don't get why so few people embrace it.
Go for it, we've got nothing better to do anyways.
That's both depressing and terrifying to think about, thanks for that.
Which brings me back to my original point: Have some surrogates ready if you and your incompatible Pokelove want kids.
For human mother: Field or Human-like egg groups since those would likely be the egg groups humans would be in
For Garde mother: Something like a Reuniclus would do just fine
Well, here it is.
It was from a Gardevoir dress up flash on DA I found a while ago. Probably not as bad as I made i out to be but still.
I get what you're saying; Pokemon are a lot like people in that they vary a lot in shape/personality despite being of the same species. I think the Pokedex is more of a generalization of a species than a dictionary definition for each one, so it would make sense for Gardevoirs to be taller/shorter than 5' 3 and have all kinds of personalities. I think being thin/curvy/soft is kind of a given for them though.
I can see that becoming a creepy/depressing fanfiction, although I probably wouldn't read it.
or quicklyspiraling into madness
>Gardevoir hearing of Bill's experiment with the teleportation system
>Gardevoir forcing you to recreate it it with a compatible Pokemon
Well, I can see that getting terrifying real fast, especially since a Gardevoir could easily manipulate a human without even trying.
>Gardevoir keep believing that the next attempt will be the one that produces a good egg
>Keeps trying, despite your insistence.
>She slowly begins to hate herself because of something she can't control, not realizing that the stillbirths are taking a toll on her body.
>This most likely ends with her killing herself, or deluding herself into thinking you're the problem and killing you. Best case scenario, she cripples you and vents out her desire to care for something on you ala Stephen King's Misery.
I have put way too much thought into this.
>This most likely ends with her killing herself, or deluding herself into thinking you're the problem and killing you.
Holy shit anon, that's genuinely terrifying to imagine. You ought to write a full story based on that if you have the time, I can see it turning out pretty well. Stephen King is also my favorite author, brownie points for bringing him up.
I reject yoour edgy and substitue it with my own. not gardevoir tough.
>"Sweetie, I think you should let go of the egg. "
>"No! I know it'll hatch soon, I can feel it. Inside is our beautiful baby, all it needs is a little more love....
>"Why isn't it hatching, isn't my love enough?..No.. I know, you don't love me enough,you regret being with a animal don't you? I know that's what you're thinking, don't deny it, you're thinking that lass could give you all the babies you want, all the babies this useless womb could never give you, WELL I WON'T LET YOU!
Welp, this is my last image and funnily enough, it's the only one that I made. Anon, you should seriously make an actual story with that plot because those few lines are already interesting enough to form the basis of a good read.
Gardevoir is always warm and fuzzy. In that plot, the warmth and fuzziness gets a severe dose of craziness and desperation and you suddenly get a Gardevoir that both loves you and wants to seriously hurt you at the same time.
Just curious, what part of gardevoir is fairy-esque? Is it the same thing that makes it childish like what >>20606285 stated?
supporting this anon's idea to make it into a real story
Well, Gardevoir's always been a Psychic-type until they tacked on Fairy. My best guess would be that it's because Gardevoir is like a guardian angel (being so protective/caring) and her angelic-ness combined with her mystical abilities and elegant appearance sorta make her a fairy? I'm kinda grasping at straws here.
Thanks for the positive reviews and I'll take them into consideration, but it's late now and I don't think I can spend the night writing a yandere fic. I might start on it in the morning and post it little by little here if the thread is still up.
Not especially expansive titties, but are nonetheless the hallowed milky gifts of God amen
Peace be with you brother
One freaky thing i keep thinking about is the fact that gardevoir is in the amorphous group. This implies that her body structure is radically different from that of a human, she might not even have bones, she might just be a human shaped jellyfish for all we know.
>mfw everyone wants to fuck Gardevoir, but no one wants to play with her or know how she feels
Can someone change the blank ball into a love ball?
>mfw wally's mom was the yandere gardevoir all along.
For some reason I could see this guy saying it.
That's a good point and all, but I am still waiting for you to come over here and slap my dick with that glorified log of shit hanging out your ass until my titties alleviate their milk.
It took me a solid ten seconds to realise that's meant to be a Gardevoir. That looks precisely like a pretty human bean with celery over her ears and a dinner plate lodged in her tits. But it's still cute.
What style is that? And what will be the name of the protagonist (trainer) or will he not be named (I would prefer that he is not name because we all have a different name for the trainer we have at the beginning but that's up to you)
What I've got so far.
>First person writing.
>Protag has essentially left home after having his relationship rejected by his parents and has made a small home with him and his greenhair.
>The fact that the protag's mother cried about never having grandkids has stuck in the garde's head.
First person is like second person so I will like that. And the protagonist is nameless so I will like that too. Can't wait to see the finish product. (ps just a idea if they do end up having a child could it be a boy? Just to mix things up. A ralts human hybrid boy would be cute. especially whit the fact that ralts and gallade looks more like a male than a female.
Only non lewd i have is this.
should i post some of the others?
Gardevoirs are better as male. Fuck all of you.
Jesus Christ, reading through these comments and I have come to the conclusion, a lot of you are creepy fuckers. You guys need a life other than pokemon. Now I remember why I stay out of these types of threads
I named my gardevoir Sylvia, if that helps.
I get what you're both saying, there's obviously a lot more to Gardevoir than just the physical stuff. I like to imagine what it'd be like to live an ordinary domestic life with her; waking up with her arms wrapped tightly around you and her hair in a mess, fixing breakfast while she yawns cutely and rubs the sleep out of her eyes, giving her a hug before you head off to work/school, coming back from a long day to her smiles and warmth, and generally just living a good life with her at your side. The best part is that she'd always protect you and stay with you because it's in a Gardevoir's nature to be very loyal and protective of those she cares about, so you know that you can always count on her.
If these threads creep you out, it's probably a good idea for you to stay as far away as humanely possible from any Gardevoir thread. I can see why you'd think it's creepy for people to love a Pokemon (or ridiculously sexualize one, which I personally disapprove of), but you've got to realize that everyone's got their own tastes and preferences. Some people are dicks about it like >>20618624 , but for the most part the people here are pretty chill.
If you sexualize it you're
no better than the rest of them.
Gardevoir is perfectly fine with both genders, but they both have a different appeal. Obviously female gardevoir can be fapped to, but male gardevoir has a bigger potential for a bro-relationship.Gallade is meh, everything gallade does, bisharp does better.
>Tfw I really love this image and wanted to recreate it
>Tfw i'm complete shit as an artist and feel like never drawing again now
Shut your goddamn mouth. that is EXPONENTIALLY better than anything I could ever create with the misdirected and maltalented clutches that are my hands, with even an eternity of effort and diligence - additional talents I thoroughly lack. I like this image a lot and you should be proud. Gud work m80.
>tfw no qt3.14 preg gardevoir gf to cuddle
life is suffering
yandvoir, the vpwritethread took some notice of you prior to the end of their previous thread. A few are in hype that gardevoir could get a proper-ish yandere fic while some are still confused about the mib paste format. If you need any help, feel free to contact the thread
I just wanna lift her gown and stick my dong inside of her
Seeing how the thread is pretty much dead and i have hours of nothing to do right now, i'll ask for gardevoir art requests.
Before you get your hopes up, i'm this guy>>20625956
So there won't be any colourig.
Even though the shading and colouring is good, i dislike this piece. It doesn't really look like gardevoir, the face and breasts look clearly human, so it looks more like a cosplayer. Also: Fucking noclip anime eyebrows, stop it fagits.
>not liking loli or qt imoutos
Kirlia is not better than gardevoir, kirlia has a different appeal.
Kirlia is cute, childish and innocent, she triggers that urge to protect some of us have. Gardevoir is mature, elegant intelligent and can take care of herself AND her trainer.
Even though most of the fanart shows gardevoir with kirlia's characteristics too.
Just because someone likes the characteristics of one of these two more doesn't mean it's surperior.
This image is relevant for the entire thread.
Not that i dislike it or anything, pic related should be the OP for the next gardethread.
I'm here, but i'm playing vidya right now, I'll do your request later though.Don't expect it within the next 5 hours or anything, but i WILL do it eventually, even if i have toi post it in a different thread
I imagine it more like gardevoir being all regal, elegant and serious, and being very irritated when her huge hips getting her stuck in doorframes or her fat ass and tighs spreading around her when she sits down.
Actually i really need this as fap material, WRITEFAGS, PLEASE.