Hey this is Showderp and this is where we give our champ; "Jack" six Pokemon and then watch him go toe to toe with 12 year olds and 18 year old smogonfags who don't know Jack. Once Jack is done, he'll jack off and call new champ so another guy named Jack can take his place or ask for a new 6 Pokemon! Our duty is to root for champ "Jack" and heckle the opponent "not Jack".
Jacks Faves: http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
Jacks Jams: http://plug.dj/showderp-1/
Jacks Memories: http://booru.showderp.com/
We believe in you.
>tfw nobody lieks your shitty nigger music
deal with it child.
While champ builds their team, watch a Showdown Moderator get destroyed by a Minun and cry about it like a bitch punk
>Redew: this is literally
>Redew: the stupidest fucking team
>Redew: in the world
>Redew: know wonder you use cheap shit
>Redew: wow ur cool
>Redew: do you really sit here
>Redew: and do this cheap shit
>Redew: i need an opponent
>Redew: who isnt a fucking dickhead
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Anything, as long as you only use moves that the pokemon gets by leveling up.
No ditto and you can only use a dragon if your team is shit. DD / Outrage / Filler / Filler isn't very creative.
>Jesus how annoying to create
Its as simple as looking up your favorite pokemon and seeing what moves it learns leveling. Fuck I can think of 2 or 3 decent ones off the top of my head.
>implying i'm him
>le [s4s] faec
at least be subtle with your shitposting
There's nothing subtle about funposting, son.
>coldchickens was unregistered
>he logs off
My champ's SMARTER than Einstein, STRONGER than Hercules and lights a fire with a SNAP of his fingers. Are you as good as my champ, mister? Not if you don't visit the showderp room, you aren't! Smart champs get jerked, in the room!
i dont really care
are you really that retarded that you need to spam for entertainment
and then will you reply with some ironic phrase or something in another sad attempt to get rid of your suicidal thoughts, which you should probably just listen to in the first place
because I have sooo much to live for
loving it more than infinite
i dont really care if you care. but you're right about those suicidal thoughts, only reason I'm alive is because My champ's SMARTER than Einstein, STRONGER than Hercules and lights a fire with a SNAP of his fingers!
i mean do you ever just sit there and think "wow im fucking spamming a pokemon image board and thats the highlight of my day". for example im going out with friends in a minute and just using showderp to pass the time, and yet youre just sitting there all day doing nothing.
I already have, It was such a disappointing cluster fuck.
yeah, that sums it up, but you also forgot spending summer living with my parents, a shit relationship, and being banned from the room. too bad Robin Williams offed himself instead of me, right?
If that's true, then we are really
enshantedwith his skills
nfernap (Infernape) (F) @ Focus Sash
EVs: 252 SpA
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Def / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Vacuum Wave
- Stealth Rock
always lead with it