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ITT: We are Pokémon.
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No.
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/thread
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I would be an Eevee, un-evolved because i like the illusion of choice.
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Christ this computer is slow
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>>20020666
nice trips
also
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i alakayzam

i psybeem u w: muhh big smort brainnn

u ded nao LOL
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>>20020789
bulba bulba mother fucker
*high fives with whip*
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Destiny Bond all day everyday.
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>>20020897 >>20020897
Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor
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Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff
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>>20021543
Hodor! H... h-h-hodor!
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Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd Drudd
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MMMMMMMUK
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>>20021600
>>20021640
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[Various roaring sounds]
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The idiocy in this thread enrages me. I have truly come across the cesspool of the Internet. You deserve nothing more than to be destroyed.
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I just wanted to have a normal conversation, but it appears that nobody wants to do that. Maybe the world is not ready for it yet.
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>>20021728
You may speak to me. We are superior to all these plebians and Hodor who can only speak the common language of Pokémon.
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>>20021742
Oh? What pokemon are you? I've never seen you before.
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>>20021760
You do not recognize me, fool?
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>>20021728
>>20021742
Hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor? Hodor... HO-DOR.
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>>20021788
N-No. Should I? I haven't been beyond my forest at all.
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>>20021847
Just as well. Many have only heard of me through legends, as I have been staying here in Cerulean Cave my entire life.

>>20021846
No. Your ideas disgust me.
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>>20021728
>>20021742
>>20021760
>>20021788
>>20021847
>>20021915
Gay roleplay gtfo
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>>20021915
Oh. Legend? I've heard of them, but none were described to be like you. Well, except maybe one, but they said it was...smaller.
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>>20021952
HODOR! HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR! HODOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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>>20022005
I know of whom you speak. It is Mew, who I was cloned from. The human doctor Fuji wished for a more powerful version of Mew and created me, but I remember little of the process apart from painful memories which we will not discuss in this topic because this is a public message board.

>>20022009
Stop it. Many of the posters on this board have shown very limited intelligence and poor judgment, but you are by far the worst.
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>>20022088
Oh. I have only seen the humans pass through here. They never noticed me, but reckless Pikachu are always running into them. I was always taught to be safe. Oh, forgive me. My name is Valencia.
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>>20022088
Her?e?, ?hold? ?th?i?s?.?
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>>20022088
>memories which we will not discuss in this topic because this is a public message board.
Spill 'em. No one'll care.
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>>20020684

build a faster one with you ridiculous high IQ, you dumb shit.
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IT'S PAY DAY, BITCHES!!
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>stock bear noises
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[screaming]
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MY NAME IS BARON ALBERTO
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>>20020676
Unevolved eevee's have a lifespan of 6 months. Enjoy your short life.
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>>20024600
>Reminder of that comic.
Stahp, anon
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>>20024580
kek'd
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I met a Magikarp who told me in great detail how he was going to bathe in the blood of every species that mocked a Magikarp as soon as it evolves.

Should I kill it now before it spreads this idea too far?
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>>20024580

I'm sorry, Baron Alberto, but only pokemon are allowed in this thread.

I'll kindly ask you to GTFO.
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>>20025655


We should be fine as long as he's not an Amerifat Magikarp.
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It's too loud, I'm killing all of you!
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>>20025777
Ebin
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PEEERSIAN ~
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>>20025777
Sorry trips, it is.
And it knows tackle.

>>20025783
But I like living! Maybe I'll come back as a ghost and annoy you constantly!
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>>20025860
>special wall
>type advantage
>resist sucker punch
It can't beat you.
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>Gardevoir
>male

Honestly, life would just do that to me.
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>>20026045
>Implying that's a bad thing

Seriously, if I had to become a Pokémon, becoming a qt trap Gardevoir wouldn't be so bad.
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>>20026014
Yes, I fear more for the other magikarp only having splash... As well as pussies.

So... Yeah, going for a Magikarp hunt!
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>>20026074
I feel like I could have worded that first bit better.
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so yea, my trainer and I where listening to some music.
He has some odd taste. Goes from Country to weird European techo that is only popular in japan

Right now, he is listening to a song called "I got the Guns" by Roger Creager. Thats one of the songs I actually like. But he says it isnt "Mainstream"Country, its Texas Country, and its a whole lot better.
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>>20026081

it's okay, buddy.

We all have a a hard time mastering human language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVbPb6xYUus
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Guys I think I need glasses I can't see
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my master gave me an enema today
and then he put is hard thing inside of me

he was sweaty and too fat to be on top

Is this how I become mega?
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>>20026114
Open your eyes.
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>>20026065
It's not too bad on its own, heck, it might even be fun to mess with others sometimes, but some of the social situations I'd get into would probably overload me, considering I'm easily flustered and am kinda sensitive.

I guess it just depends on who you are, just like with any body parts and looks normally.
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*muffled sounds*
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Hey, what is going in here?
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>>20026857
NOPE
[H.E.A.T. INTENSIFIES]
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>>20026065
>>20026194
Actually, you'd be perfectly normal in that world. I like to believe that, though human-like pokemon are evolutionarily close to humans, Gardevoir is an example of convergent evolution, its egg group and lack of gender distinction revealing that it isn't actually very similar. In this world, we seem to connect Gardevoir more to humans than people would in that world.
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>>20020657
>itt: 12 year olds post

any hot 12 yr old babe wanna hook up?
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>>20027254
i wonder how old most pokemon live for, 12 might be really young for some and really old for some
yes i know you were talking about the people posting this
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i literally can not stop sucking dick
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More like ITT: We are virgins
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>>20028459
same here.
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Hey, you know something? I mean, VENASAUR!
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why not?
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>>20028465
This broke off of /v/irgins, everybody is going to be a virgin anyways.
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>>20021723
[loud angry mews]
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I'd love a hug!
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> I'd love a hug
me too :(
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B-bakas!
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>>20030935
I'll give you a hug my fellow grass type because I'm a 100% grass type who likes being nice to other grass types
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>>20026154
Look up to the skies, and see.
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>>20032053
I'm just a poor bot
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>>20020684
What are you talking about? It's way too fast.
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>Flashing Lights
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>>20021723
*tips maw*
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i am the internet
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Like, seriously, you guys are doing this in an ironic way right? This is like Tumblr or even worse.
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>>20033037
No, it's completely serious. They think they're in the Pokémon world, and would prefer you to acknowledge how they perceive reality.

Your idea of what's fun isn't objective, you literal autist.
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>>20033081
More like literal FUCKING ADULT
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>>20033258
>adult
>on /vp/

lol
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>>20033320
I am 24 years old that makes me an adult. Also, it's not like I give a shit about Pokemon, I heard on /fit/ that underage girls post here so I come here trying to lure one into my basement.
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>>20033258
>people have fun doing something that you don't enjoy have fun doing
>this actually bothers you
>not literal autism
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>>20033037
Pic releated
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anybody want some cake?
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>>20033374
>browsing /fit/
>thinking you can get girls
top kek
o e
p k
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>>20033832
does that cake say "wwww"?
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>>20033929

It says love
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>>20032290
Wintermute?
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>>20021728
>not ready

We had this shitty roleplay threads before. They were sad, even by 4chan's standards

Don't bring that shit back you closet furfag
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>>20033936
perception is a bitch
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>>20022290
Valencia? Fuck me that's dumb. It would take someone like you to make a shit thread like this.
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Do you know those group of people who like to pretend they are animals and talk to each other about that. They're called furries

Gb2 /b/ with your fursuit OP
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>mfw I will never be a Cyndaquil
>mfw I will never go on adventures with a Chikorita
>mfw I will never live Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explores of Sky.
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>>20034020
>They're called furries
Welcome to /vp/. Enjoy your stay.
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>>20033969
Why are they always so shitty, though? I mean, fuck, I'm a roleplaying sperglord myself, and while I at least have sense enough not to do it here of all places, it seems to be equally terrible no matter where you go for it.

I don't get it. Pokemon is too big for there to NOT be a handful of people who aren't clinically retarded somewhere.
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>>20034172
/vp/ already has a fair share of retards, we don't need roleplay niggers into the mix

Pls go
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>>20034172
People seeing it as an easy way to get wish fulfillment, probably. Make your special and unique character with a past full of badass feats, sure thing. Like the internet tough guy, except you don't need to worry about an offline challenge. So characterization and fictional universes can go fuck off as long as they can have other fictional people to fawn on them and/or have pretend sex with them.
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>>20033850
>implying that there is a single attractive girl anywhere on 4chan that you can't get just by showing her your chiseled abs

Poor neckbeard-virgin-san. So naive.
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>>20034385

>implying that there is a single attractive girl anywhere on 4chan
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>>20034385
>Implying I want someone who is only attracted to me physically when neither one knows anything else about the other
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>>20034434
>>>/cgl/ you're welcome
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>>20033832
No, but I guess I'll eat you.
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>>20033832
I'D LIKE SOME POUND CAKE!
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>>20034986
L..lewd
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>>20035998
Anon-kun, there is nothing lewd about predation. It is the circle of life.
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>>20036167
But they're both grass types, isn't that cannibalism?
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>>20037457
Don't be silly anon. They aren't in the same specie.
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>>20037920
But they're both plants
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>>20038595
Cervids aren't plants m8.
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>>20038595
So? It is a dog eat dog.

>>20038595
I guess what Anon meant is that they are both Grass Types.
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This thread is dumb, and I love it.
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>>20035998
I was referencing herbivorous predation that must exist in the pokemon world with a sap sipper based on an herbivore. Also, how is hunting lewd?
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DELELELELELELELELELE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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>>20040131

Mandatory
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>>20038744
We love you too, anon
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>>20042177
/vp/ is full of love
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>>20022088
mew2 fcking cool
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>>20020666
>>20020666
Yes
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Hello?
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>>20046180
Hello
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>>20046180
>>20046201
Goodbye.
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>>20046253
OH GOODBYE !
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>>20046253
GET FUKKED YOU WRINKLY CUNT! I'LL FOOKIN GLASS YA.
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>>20034053
hey, cheer up, atleast you don't have to go to the MOTHERFUCKING DARKRAI DUNGEON. I AM STILL MAD ABOUT HOW LUCK DEPENDANT THAT SHIT WAS
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>>20020657
This roleplaying thread is worse than the shitty Team Rocket threads. I thought "We are Pokemon" died with Bui during XY hype.
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>>20040039
everything is a metaphor for sex, and you know that. Hunting is a metaphor for rape specifically, with the predator unconsentually entering the prey with it's teeth/claws/stinger
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>>20046622
And you're surprised? The Rocket threads aren't coming off a 6-month hiatus.
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>>20046622
>>20046666
>implying rocket threads are any better
It's all the same shit.
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