Anyone else think U-turn and Volt Switch completely ruin this game?
No need for predicting or making interesting plays lol all you gotta do is press u-turn lol and enjoy all the momentum for free
>>32938603
Git gud. Volt/Turn can be exploited if you, I dunno, predict or make interesting plays.
That's called a switch you retard
Are you 8? Learn to predict/deny switches.
>see this
what do?
>>32938341
I FEED HER BEANS TO STRENGTHEN OUR BOND IN BATTLE
>>32938350
Do you think she gets a lot of bad gas from eating them? haha
>>32938362
I PREFER TO USE TOXIC OVER POISON GAS, MYSELF.
The year is 2042.
There exists 1,956 different Pokemon species.
GF, unable to make new Pokemon games with such a staggering amount of Pokemon, decide to retcon out 10 Pokemon lines from the old generations (Gen 1 - 7).
Which Pokemon should they remove?
>>32938332
>only 10
fuse nidoran/nidorina/nidorino in two species
>>32938692
you could probably even get away with nidoqueen and king
>>32938692
10 lines, or 10 families. Could be more but I didn't think people would feel like listing out 100 pokemon.
Which is better, Lopunny vs Gardevoir
My faggot friend thinks Gardevoir is hotter
I think lopunny is thicc
A real human
Lopunny has a better mega
Lumineon
I'll start with pic related.
>>32938238
>Sensible-Berry
>70+
>IRON FIST OF JUSTICE!!!!!
>60
>>32938238
>Roast Reveal
It's already in the OP, but...
Name ONE(1) Pokemon who is this big
>>32938235
Weedle?
>>32938235
The full image or the thumbnail?
>>32938255
This is blowing my mind.
Name a more powerful fusion
Mega Fug and Mega Mewtwo Y?
>>32938074
>Gogeta
>Garnet
>Omnimon
>Neo Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon
>Venustoise
Madara fused with Hashirama's cells.
If you were to introduce her to the world of Pokémon, do you think she'd be obsessed with it?
Stupid anon, there no such thing as Pokemon or Fairies
>>32938040
who
How the fuck would I know if a fictional character in a universe where Pokémon does not exist in any form would like it if introduced to it?
ded board
>>32937665
>>32937665
1. Why would somebody make this
2. Those rocks are lewd
>>32937665
But why though?
guys im so fucking sorry please dont ban me but this morning i realized i dont actually want to catch them all. my wife left me
>>32937641
What does your wife leaving you have to do with catching them all?
What the fuck is this bullshit are you fucking 12 go back /r/pokemon with your awful unoriginal shitposting
more like /pp/ am i right
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>>32937633
ᵀᵃᵖᵘ ᶠᶦᶰᶦ ᶦˢ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖᶦᶰᵍ
>>32937600
night night fini
>>32937600
WAKE YO FAT ASS UP, BITCH
>>32937600
FINI RUN
THE TRAINERS ARE COMING FOR YOU
Been thinking about this waaay too much lately. How do things work in the Pokemon world work? The simplest things that we take for granted. Like pokecenters.
They offer their services completely free of charge to any Pokemon trainer, ya? Ok. Who pays for it? Come on. Someone has to be footing the bill. Is there some sort of universal tax on Pokemon related items that goes to fund all pokecenters services?
TM/HMs. They appear as disk like items in the item menu in games. Dunno if they've ever been referenced in any other form of media.. but, like. How do they work? How does the knowledge of how to throw bolts of lightning or breath fire go from a disk to your Pokemon's brain?
How the fuck do pokeballs and transferring Pokemon work? Like.. how does it compress a Pokemon that weighs several hundred pounds into light or energy or whatever into a ball that can change sizes its own damn self? And how can you store those balls full of Pokemon light energy in a computer like some old porn vid you download snd never watch again?
Also, lots of other things I can't remember at the moment. Please help me make this stuff make sense!!
>>32937595
the best theory ive heard for TM/HMs are that they are discs that your pokemon watch and that's how they learn it. still not very good but i havent heard much better
I always looked at TM/HMs as working like this.
There is a disk drive on pokeballs where you insert the disk and the data is transfered onto the pokemon while it's inside
>>32937613
Made me remember pic related
>>32937650
I like that idea. That's a neat idea.
Ditto now has base 255 HP
how does the meta transform?
>>32937566
It doesn't Transform. Ditto does.
Smeargle now has +50 to all stats. Will people finally use it to do something besides baton passing?
>>32937566
Probably straight to AG with MFug. So it doesn't change at all.
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OBJECTIVE proof that Game Freak is running out of ideas :^)
>>32937527
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