Why is Machoke more of a Chad than Machamp?
>>33065284
Because Machamps feet degenerate for some retarded reason, somehow has less muscles on its arms and legs and a dumb duckface.
because machoke is before swole-enlightenment.
Machamp has reached enlightenment and hones his body and his mind, not for looks and fame, but for personal satisfaction.
>>33065284
>>33065327
>>33065331
only barafags like Machoke better
Is Gen7 a placeholding generation, made explicitly for the 20th anniversary?
How long did it take you to realize this?
>>33065266
Gen 7 isn't bad, people exaggerate its problems while neglecting issues with previous generations since it's the current game and thus the main topic of conversation. The cutscene bashing should only be a problem for you on replays of the game, since I agree they should have had some capability to skip through, but on first runs which I take it many anons have relegated themselves to based on the lashing out at the games, if you're looking to jump through them instead of engrossing yourselves in what's going on you have a pretty laughable attention span.
>>33065294
i agree
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>>33065030
HAHA! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
ugh, i hate summerfags.........................
>>33065048
Bruuuuh Saaaame //_-
Hey /vp It's my birthday, can we have a nice Emboar thread ?
>>33064993
I think xous54 really portrayed it nicely with that artwork, but on the whole I wish it had more of a boar head as in pic related.
>>33065009
I agree this design is actually pretty damn cool
Also Pic related.
The colored version.
>>33065029
Wtf I love Emboar now
If only the person who colored it knew how to use actual Sugimori style.
ITT only post Pokemon that have been OU every generation since their introduction
memechomp.jpeg
>inb4 tapus
The fact that he's been able to stay in OU without ever dropping is pretty impressive.
>>33064863
anon chad thunderchomp, the ugly fuck that it is, was uber in gen 4
Did anyone ever actually figure out how this place works?
You're rewarded if you manage to get to Giratina's Room in only 3 rooms, which means you have to go from the Entrance to Pillar 1 to Pillar 2 to Pillar 3 without any intermediate rooms at all. But how does one do that? How does the place work?
Well one thing I just figured out is that if you save in a Pillar Room and soft reset to try out multiple doors, the game will notice and make every door send you back to the Entrance.
After trying to solve the mystery of this place for around an hour, I finally suceeded in getting to Giratina in only 3 rooms, though I have no clue how the fuck I did it. From the Entrance I got to Pillar 1 by going right, then I just went counter-clockwise (up, left, down) and bam. I don't think the answer is so easy though, so I was probably just lucky. Got a free Reaper Cloth though.
>>33064824
Trial and error.
Can't tell you where what is though off the top of my head because it's only in situ I can figure my own way through to everything.
What pokemon would you take to the beach?
>>33064812
pyukumuku
Sandygast
Vanilluxe
Dubs names my shiny ralts (female)
>>33064685
boy (female)
DICKS
>>33064688
Well shit.
Will USUM treat her properly or will she still be a horny bitch who disappears from the game after 10 minutes of screentime?
>>33064606
>horny bitch
This one. She exist as a lolibait.
>horny
she's not horny, she's a kid.
>>33064613
>>33064606
Please do not insult my daughterwife like this
Is pokemon getting darker?? I actually want pokemon to be a little darker in games...
>>33064601
it isnt, that promo has no impact on the actual games and is just some flavor section for lore
>>33064601
SM touch darker themes than the previous games so...
Lets do a creepy thread
Every leak you take
Every leak you make
Every leak you break
Every leak you take
I'll be watching you
Every single leak
Every word you leak
Every game you leak
Every night you leak
I'll be watching you
Oh leak you see
You leak to me
My poor leak aches
With every leak you take
Every leak you make
Every leak you break
Every leak you fake
Every leak you stake
I'll be watching you
SINCE YOU'VE LEAKED
I'VE BEEN LOST WITHOUT A TRACE.
I LEAK AT NIGHT, I CAN ONLY SEE YOUR FACE.
I LEAK AROUND BUT IT'S YOU I CAN'T REPLACE.
I LEAK SO COLD, AND I LONG FOR YOUR EMBRACE.
I KEEP LEAKING BABY, BABY, PLEASE..
I bet you thought this was clever.
>>33064607
In retrospect how else will this board make content?
What are some of the funniest names you've given to things in the games?
Named my rival rapist in platinum.
"Is my little rapist here?"
"I'm worried about that rapist"
>XD
http://www.pokemon.jp/special/mystery/
What is Pokemon Mystery File?
Time travel, aliens, UFOs, parallel universes, ancient ruins. There are urban legends and rumors that Pokemon are involved in some way with such things. Are they really just rumors? Specialists in the field have gathered to have full discussions on these fascinating mysteries!
Who's words to believe is up to you...
Ruin Maniac Sakuji
He loves the history involved in ruins, and studies ancient ruins and cave paintings from around the world. He believes that the secrets of these ancient ruins are tied Pokemon. He is especially interested in the Unown writings.
Occult Maniac Hitomi
She has had in interest in the mysteries of the world since she was a young girl, and now researches the occult daily. She especially loves Ghost-type Pokemon. She's a huge fan of PokeStar Studios' Invaders movie series.
Occult Skeptic Prof. Oonuki
He is a researcher that forwards that occult phenomenon can be explained rationally with science. He teaches physics in college, but because his handwriting is so sloppy his students often joke that it's "harder to read than Unown glyphs."
>>33064413
The Elgyem picture taken 50 years ago.
The existence of Elgyem was never confirmed until around 50 years ago. Because of this, it's rumored that they came from a UFO that crashed in the desert. This picture taken 50 years ago is rumored to be that of a freshly captured Elygem who came from the UFO. In actuality, this picture was later determined to be that of a husband and wife trainer couple taking a walk with their Elgyem. There is still much mystery surrounding Elgyem.
The key to solving the world's mysteries is held by Pokemon!
Approaching the four great mysteries of Pokemon!
Ancient ruins, time travel, rumors of extraterrestrials - there exist many strange things in this world that can't be explained by science alone. The idea that all of these are deeply connected to the Pokemon that we're familiar with is one commonly shouted on high. And so our staff is investigating these supernatural occurrences, especially those called the mysteries of the world, from all many different angles. And there what came to our attention, unsurprisingly, was the existence of Pokemon!
No matter angle you look from, the existence of Pokemon holds the key to the world's mysteries... Let's reveal the whole picture!
Facilitator - Ruin Maniac Sakuji
Commentator - Occult Maniac Hitomi
Commentator - Occult Skeptic Prof. Oonuki
>>33064418
File 1 - Time Travel x Pokemon
How are Pokemon connected to the passage of time!?
Being able to travel across time may be one of humanity's biggest dreams. Rumors of time travelers have been a mainstay in occult circles. Will the mystery behind Pokemon and time be uncovered!?
Hitomi: Among Pokemon, there exist those with the power to control and cross time.
Prof. Oonuki: How stupid. If you're saying that Pokemon can travel across time, then show me a Pokemon that's come from the future.
The story of the Celebi and the trainer that crossed time.
Everyone here likely knows this story.
A lucky trainer who came into possession of a Celebi visited the shrine in the Johto region's Ilex Forest. The trainer's surroundings suddenly changed, and they found themselves standing in a place they've never been. In that moment the radio on the trainer's PokeGear started a broadcast from 3 years ago.
One of our staff who comes from the Johto region said that this story is widely known in Johto.
The Time Travel Pokemon Celebi
A Pokemon said to have traveled across time from the future. It is said to only appear in peaceful times, and that if ones sees a Celebi that means that one can look forward to a bright future. It's said that in the Johto region's Ilex Forest there were a Celebi and trainer that crossed time.
Sakuji: The Ilex Forest is a large forest near Azalea Town in Johto. There is believed to be a time traveling god that watches over the forest, and it is said that if one desecrates the shrine in the forest, that person will be spirited away.
Hitomi: Celebi has the power to cross time. This is even said in the Pokedex.
Oonuki: The number of trainers to meet Celebi is extremely low, so isn't this nothing more than hearsay? This person says they caught Ho-oh and Lugia, went to a shrine in the middle of the night, and other nonsense. It's suspect that anyone has even ever caught Celebi.
Hitomi: There are other Pokemon who control time. Such as Dialga.
>>33064429
The Temporal Pokemon Dialga
The legendary Pokemon said to control the flow of time. It's said that when Dialga was born, time began to move, and when its heart took its first beat, time began to flow. With full control of the flow of time, it can freely move between past and future.
Sakuji: Dialga is said to reside on Mt. Coronet in the Sinnoh region. It, together with the legendary Pokemon Palkia who controls space, are the gods talked about in the Sinnoh region's mythology.
Hitomi: Dialga can even use its time manipulation powers in its moves. Its move Roar of Time attacks the target with enough power to distort time. Would professor like to try taking that attack? You might end up in the past or future. Ufufufu...
Oonuki: ...I refuse!
Among Pokemon, there truly are those that can control time such as these. It could be said that with either of these two Pokemon than can manipulate time, for perhaps with some other Pokemon that can cross time, it wouldn't be fantasy for someone to travel across the ages...
cringe thread
Sent from my iPhone
>>33064352
this meme is getting old desu
>>33064352
Do you like...cringe every time you see a kid or something
>>33064352
HERRO
dogars.ml
current champ: Salami Party !prbzUW88Iw
>anime faglords in charge of putting any effort in OP
janitors you can delete this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-605881784
what is this OP?
>>33064300
>>33064315
>samefag
holy shit