What's the best Pokemon to use for assisted suicide?
Anything Poison. Drink its sweet, filthy juices and die immediately.
>>33076096
You shouldn't leave your Pokemon without a trainer! It isn't right.
>>33076096
maybe this one
we don't actually know what happens to what it eats though
>Hi I like [this game]
>REEEEE FUCKING GAMEFREAK DAMAGE CONTROL AT IT AGAIN PAID SHILL
>Does anyone else like [mildly feminine looking Pokemon]
>DIE FUCKING WAIFU FAG
>Was anyone else bothered by [x part of y game]
>FUCK YOU THAT WAS THE BEST PART SHIT TASTE YOU SUCK
Is this the saltiest board on 4chan? I hate using words like "salty" but I seriously can't think of anything better to describe this place.
Yes
sent from my iPhone
Nice blog faggot
Nice crop out picture from vinesauce Joel
Post pokemons you want to commit crimes with
>>33075469
>pokemons
>>33075469
>>33075469
Do you mean him or his final evolution? I mean HE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE WHEN HE NEEDS TO BE but his final evolution is BIGGER, SLOWER AND STRONGER too. But a big minus point is that his final evolution has NO STYLE and neither does it HAVE GRACE, it probably is because THIS BARACAT HAS A RETARDED FACE and many fans are claiming that THIS BARACAT IS A FUCKING DISGRACE.
>One of the few ashnime characters that show personal development
>She's not useless like may
>Her whole existence is not defined by sucking ash's dick like serena
>It's not annoying as Iris and Misty
Is dawn the best ash's companion?
Dane is shit.
Nobody respond to this, this is a copy/pasta troll thread.
>>33075394
>"Nobody respond to this"
>doesn't sage
sure is summer
So has the guy who sang that song
>>33075332
Is this the Hilda thread
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
>Eight hours of gameplay to get from the first gym to the third gym
>Six hours more gameplay to beat the remaining five gyms
why?
It boggles my mind how people are hype for gen 8. When the last 2 generations have been utter shit
XY would have been the best games in the franchise if the gap between the first and second gym was indicative of the entire game
>>33075295
It had plenty of other problems unrelated to that that ruined it for me, but I definitely got most of my enjoyment of the game from the first few hours.
Why does this guy get so much hate?
He is one of my favorite pokemon
>He
Thanks for not pluralizing "Pokémon" OP.
I wish he became more like a bear than a gorilla. Or at worst an oni-bear hybrid.
>70 speed
>100 special attack
Why?
>>33074956
A big part of the players are kids
Most of them dont even know about phisical and special atacks, thats why starters are often mixed atacked
>>33074956
SLOW
>>33074956
Who ever made the stats was a barafag, they didn't know that Incineroar was too hideous too be good and Decidueye too badass to be bad. :)
What did they mean by this?
>>33074924
Dragon fucking murdered by rocks.
>>33074924
>powerful dragon
stop this meme
>>33074924
>not mega zard
>powerful
>spin off
Wii sports resort meets trial captains. You can dance with Kiawe or hunt for ingredients and cook with Mallow for example
.
>apricots
yes, very
Pokemon 3d platform
>>33074889
You didn't say if you like apricots
the Wii sports thing would be so ass and i've never had apricots
Seriously, why isn't Celebi Fairy/Grass?
Psychic was the closest thing to a fairy back in gen II, so why not make it fairy now?
Because fairy is a gay type and so are you.
>>33074819
Celebi is a literal forest fairy, but at the same time, it is also a time traveler for some reason.
It should be a psychic/grass/fairy mon and you should also be more shocked about gf not introducing triple types yet despite their multiple shark-jumping on the latest gens than about celebi not being retconned into fairy/grass.
>>33074819
because it cant learn psyshock
Does anyone like Sawk Puppet and Throh Rug?
>>33074590
I sort of wish they kept Sawk and Throh's original concept of being based on oni (their eyebrows are leftovers from the horns they were originally supposed to have)
>>33074590
Sawk's one of those pokemon that I like less for the design and more for how it plays. Sturdy sets are fun to mess around with and it could provide a pivot if entry hazards aren't up. Throh isn't as cool to me, but Storm Throw's neat, I guess.
>>33074590
I hate that they didn't get the Tyrogue family treatment.
About to wreck the Johto league.
Press F to pay respect.
Nice Sunflora and Granbull
F
>>33074512
You have a fucking Sunflora in your team
>>33074777
>hating on underused Pokémon in a playthrough
Yeah he should have had the obligatory Gengar, Alakazam, Starter, Gyarados + HM slave and flier.
Realistic shit they could do to make SM infinitely better:
>20ish new Alola Forms, all of GEN II mons. They don't add to the dex tally so, like megas in ORAS, are doable and a great way to promote the game (and that GS VC's release)
>Difficulty levels akin to BW2, just available from the fucking beginning with no catch this time
>Expanded story, akin Crystal/Emerald/Platinum
>Better use of the bottom screen: reduce margins of the rotom dex, because it's really fucking ugly
>Bring back the PSS, without ditching the Festival Plaza: the first handles multiplayer, the seconds is actually expanded and acts like the Joint Avenue in BW2
>Bring back the trophy system from BW2
>Expanded UB quest: I want something more than "go fetch this, go fetch that"
>Battle tree is kill, there's another city in its place
>Trial captains always show themselves and ask you to battle them after you're done with the trials
>The seventh trial is now a full flagged one with Ryuki instead of that half ass fairy one
(2/2)
>Post game trials: for the types without one in SM, instead of just randmingly give you the other Z stones, they can be adults and the former trial captains, and an ice one is introduced
>National dex
>A fifth smaller island is introduced with new pokémon for the national dex
>All those closed locations in SM are actually explorable now, and they provide more mons for the national dex
>Better dex distribution: the SM one is far from small, but the distribution is awful, most of the Alola pokémon are half hidden in later island
>Battle boat: a new spin on the battle frontier: a gigantic boat with battle facilities
>Lance cameo because why the fuck GEN II is the only one without a cameo
>By pressing L+R, you can speed up dialogue and cut scenes
>Trial captains, Elite 4 rematches
>More champion challengers, especially from past games
Most of these are totally doable, nothing groundbreaking and could immensely improve the games. I'd shill 40$ dollars for these things (who am I kidding I am going to do so anyway but they're fucking thieves and we all suck their cocks)
Less cut scenes
I agree with all of these
>Poketubers that make basically the same video on how to claim event Pokemon EVERY SINGLE TIME an event happens
Is there no integrity left in the world
WELCOME BACK WOLF PACK
>>33074363
What were you expecting? they're just fishing money from little kids who don't know how to use google
Nuck.