Itt: Best thing to happen to you in a Nuzlocke, then worst thing
>Male neutral nature Ralts in AS nuzlocke, grinded for an hour in super training to get a Dawn stone and max out attack and Speed EVs, got a gallade after two gyms
>Nuzlocking White, go through each route to capture a pokemon
>Send out Herdier
>Le wild Bide Patrat!
>accidentally hit
>hit again in hopes of killing it
> 1 fucking Hp left
male combee
>>33082225
I HATE THAT SOULLESS FACE, I HATE IT!
>>33082262
imprint some of that anger on it and pretend he's just trying so fucking hard to hold in how much he hates all these fucking Alolan losers railroading him, back in Kanto you could do gyms in nearly whatever order you wanted
You know Cynthia has been around, so would you want to lick her gonorrhea if you met her?
>>33082222
Quads wasted
>>33082222
gonorrhea is my favorite pokemon
You deserve to die alongside the thread and quads you just killed.
sage
Can someone draw me a picture of Lillie with Muscular Dystrophy? It'd be so hot!
WHATS THAT?
>>33082164
I second this, I want to see her face in constant pain as she tries to wheel herself around, but can't
Bump
And have her Cosmog in diaper lamenting next to her
I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO, COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE. YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE.
>>33082137
>>33082137
I, too, have fond memories of viet crystal
Gen III stared the waifu trend because Game Freak realised that cute monster girls make more shekels than making an actual good game.
>>33082126
There has been waifumons since gen 1.
>gf could make sexy figures of waifumons
>they won't because kid friendly nintendo
Worst timeline
>>33082126
Wasn't Misdreavus the first?
I've realized I'm slowly starting to hate this board.
Then leave
>>33082107
Just starting? oh thank god you got me scared there for a second
>>33082107
>not just coming here during news season and forgetting about it otherwise
Find a flaw
>>33082052
The Maison was shitty.
Scared of me
>>33082052
>Find a flaw
Not Gardevoir
Alright boys, I usually play Pokemon Go on a daily basis (in fact I'm slightly addicted to be honest) but I fell down some bleachers at a sports event and fractured my ankle so I'm fucked for about 8 weeks when it comes to playing my game. My question is if there are still Pokemon Go spoofs or hacks around? I miss my game a lot and playing League for that long will be the death of me.
Stop playing Pokemon Go.
>>33081935
Play a mainline Pokémon game instead.
Yeah, spoofing can still be done.
You're laddering one day and this nigga comes and slaps your waifu's ass. What do?
>>33081895
wonder why I'm using him in OU
>>33081895
H Y D R O P U M P
>>33081895
>Having a cartoon animal as a waifu
>even Having a waifu
How do you shit stains go outside
Anyone playing this?
>>33081861
No, looks like shit
>>33081861
>playing mobile games
>>33081867
Better than sun and moon at least
>inb4 le epic everyone that hates Gen 7 is Pokebarney meme
I'll try to have a serious conversation with you vp. I know that this thread will be full of shitposting and people who'll gently invite me to BTFO and other nice things, but I'd like to share my feelings with you.
I have to say I'm very depressed with Pokémon at this point. Pokémon Sun and Moon were very easy games, boring (since they were full of cutscenes) and too underwhelming after the hype season.
Too few Pokémon, no new Megas, sparkling cool (for kids) bullshit like Z-Moves, bad human-looking Starters, no Gyms, very easy (and almost stupid) Trials, no National dex, ecc.
I've just bought the other version of the game (not saying if Sun or Moon, since shitposting about Sunfag or Moonfag would start), and believe me, i'm finding it so hard to continue. Too many boring and unskippable cutscenes.
And also, I feel ZERO hype for USUM.
What the fuck it's happening?! I'm 29, and i've been playing Pokémon since I was 10.
And it's not about growing up, since i still love Pokémon, but i feel kinda betrayed from Game Freak for those two games, that i don't know if I'll trust them and buy a new console for Gen 8. For the first time after 19 years.
What the hell it's happening vp? Why is GF being so delusional about Pokémon?
:(
I'm 21 and I hated Pokemon sun and moon also not hype for USM
I'm hype for Switch game though.
But there's nothing to be depressed about really.
>>33081817
Come on, anon. I'm sure you'll perk up by the time Gen 8 rolls around, it shouldn't be too long now. Just imagine, brand new graphics and newer mechanics to enhance your first core Pokemon Switch experience. Maybe old features like Mega evolutions might make a comeback too, I can tell GF would go all out to make their first switch game a memorable one.
Just hold out for a bit longer, anon you're doing good and you're almost there!
>>33081893
Thanks anon! I hope so! I'm curious about USUM, I really hope it's enjoyable and it will fix the flaws of SM.
But if it's the same boring and friendship-pandering thing, I don't think I'll run to buy a Switch.
I with they'll stop with new mechanics and just keep it simple: catching Pokémon, battling Gyms and Rivals (rivals, not friends who heals your Pokémon before and after the fight), and fill the National Dex.
>>33081855
Of course it's not "depressed" meaning truly depressed. I'm just sad about how Pokémon is turning to be.
Pokemon
OP's mom taking it in.
>>33081621
Forgot to add comment: This should be an alternate form, or an evolutionary relative. Not an ability that can only be used at 50% HP, specially with those 55 defenses.
>221 more days until the Gen 8 denialfags get blown out of existence
>>33081611
My question is, are you gonna have enough ProJared reaction images to post one every day until then?
>>33081611
from where is this
>>33081676
Some Nickelodeon sitcom about gaming in which Jared made a cameo. I kid you not
You're outside with your girlfriend when this guy comes and slaps her ass. What do you do?
>>33081578
threesome
>>33081578
Urge him to slap my ass next.
>>33081578
mach punch Incineroar in angerfor not slapping my ass instead
>Alola, cousin! Welcome back to Alola! Woo!
>What's that, cousin? It's your first time? Yeah! Woo!
>*nods head twice with eyes closed*
>>33081545
It's pretty stupid to let a Pokémon attack.
UB-02 were to hit you...You'll die!
>>33081545
Press X to drop on your knees and suck him off.