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hi /v/

I feel like I'm the only one here who doesn't give a shit about new ultra beasts.

>>33536108
Your president doesn't even make the lollipop, just the wall, and it hypes the whole country. Really massages the neurons.

Pls let mah boy chatot be in the dex

New starter forms clearly

>>33536087
>The games will feature Pokémon that did not appear in Pokémon Sun and Moon.
well

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little Groudon meme in a leak thread and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Groudon meme, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking children's game monster. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic child's game playing NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep every night thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be...

>>33536041
No this is legit info. Fuck you. USUM as a whole might be fucking nothing but today was actual news.

>he has to post 2 threads because he's upset that theres actual information
kyogre wins again im afraid

>>33536010
nice thread

>>33536010
>No GS Ball to trigger the event in-game
Okay ;_;

>>33536010
Wait you have to buy it the day of and not early??

ha ha yeah just like how the original reveal also had a female to confirm the new gender ratio lol

>>33535992
What do you base that assumption on? it is possible they just generated a female one for the trailer and the gender ratio is still the same.

>>33535992
>Japanese trailer specifically makes Decidueye male and Primarina female
Why are they so cissexist?

Kill yourself cunt

>>33535975
Que te follen

>>33535955
que ocurre en la foto? no veo nada

Greninja was dangerous for Charizard's popularity (Greninja was voted as #1 in Japan last year) so the anime studio decided to make Ash release it so people forget about it.

Now they made a whole movie for Charizard, anime specials, pokeride, so please understsand we can't have a pokemon that rival Charizard without GF/TPC cucking it out. Heck it's the only starter that Ash ever released, and before Kalos, he visited them from time to time, Greninja got fucked up with an insult at the Kalos league and poofed out.

tl;dr no it won't return.

>>33536640
>the anime studio decided to make Ash release it so people forget about it
wtf, holy shit FUCKING WHY what was the """reasoning""" given in the anime

>>33536778

Greninja left with Zygarde to fight evil and save the world, that was the reason lol

EVERY first two versions are beta tests ya retard

>There are actually (ACTUALLY) people who bought SM

>he didnt pirate the game
retard

see you in 2 hours

>>33535790
It doesn't really take much to get pokemon fanboys excited.

>>33535790 (OP)

She looks more like Mommy. Good. Also makes me wonder if Nihilego will be downplayed since that apparent leaker says "Lusamine takes a chill pill" and obviously Necrozma is now the primary antagonistmon.

>>33535839
Good, Necrozma is much cooler than Nihlego. And I hope for a better climax along with it.

Literally my moms sun and moon version

Fire seems likely. Burst and signature move that's SE against numale owl.

>>33535705
I adore it's animations.

>>33535705
God damn I wish. This guy and the wall and any other UBs may be the one thing to get me to buy USUM.

>>33535679
Good catch, I wonder what this means

...dive???

I wonder if other buffed Pokemon will also be rides

>>33535676
UBs aren't legendaries, moron

>>33535702
They're legendaries under a different name, anon.

>>33535676
shut up we're getting more pokemon mid gen regardless of legendary or not this is fucking amazing

No new starters, not a new generation.

No new region, not a new generation.

>>33535647
>USUM a new generation
Come on you know that's not how it will work.

UB Assembly
>HP: 65
>Atk: 1
>Def: 249
>SpAtk: 1
>SpDef: 249
>Speed: 5

>>33536541
>1
>prime

>>33536541
I wouldn't want to deal with any Pokemon having those kinds of stats.