Mea culpa for invading your humble board but /v/ and /a/dvice both suggested coming here
To the point
I changed my batteries from every edition and I find myself confused as fuck with my old ruby version
>no battery
>perfect English
>"Patent pending" on backside
>Professional soldering
is it just a really good fake, newer version or something else ? Dumping pics of everything
>>33222011
>>33222020
>>33222034
Welp Gamefreak has officially dropped the ball with Gen VII. What other developers do /vp/ bros think will do a respectable job bringing glory back to Pokemon?
>>33221965
>welp
>bros
>>>/reddit/
>>33221965
None, because it's never going to happen
>>33221970
But you are my bros :[
Can we get a comfy thread? There is too many shitposts going on atm
What if they are just showing us nothing so we can be underwelmed, then get us really hyped for the switch games? They want us to store out hype for those. Even ishihari told us too look foward to the first set of switch games. They might be preparring us for the biggest hype season yet.
>>33221924
>Implying that nu-gamefreak would be able to surprise us
I have lost hope in this franchise, it has turned into a quick cash grab and nothing more
>>33221924
I've never been hyped by the third versions of the game
Everyone is hyped by the versions for the switch, but the problem is that they are waiting for a new graphic jump and will not happen yet
>>33221924
Oh Anon you're just like a beaten wife thinking it'll start getting better just cause you believe you deserve it... sad!
LOL
What?
>>33221811
>it's good because it sold well
>>33221811
Yeah, Pokémon sell more than another nintendo franchise
Other poll sucks.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13641027
Nah I think I'll pass unless they announce something amazing. I think it would be best for me to skip this time and maybe wait for another 2 years for gen 8 / whatever.
Maybe if I can get it on sale in a couple years.
Oh wait, Pokémon doesn't go on sale.
>>33221777
Stupid bitch ass Hau
>who want Pokemon to be exclusively about Smogon and waifus
No you shitposting faggot, we just want a game that doesn't cut corners like everything Ohmori touches and turns to shit. Nice facebook meme btw.
>>33221726
Well said.
> Buying it
hahaha no
I think I've got some idea of what could be going on up there.
Basically, GF is trying (and so far failing) to fix their mistakes they made with SM, starting with the marketing. Their first instinct right now is, "Everybody was disappointed because when SM came out because we showed off all the exciting stuff before the game came out, and none of it was surprising any more. This time, let's just show off little things, so this next game still has a lot of surprises."
The problem is, this mentality is sending the wrong message, and making the game look like nothing new or interesting, when it very well could be.
I think there's a chance the game may have a lot of improvements if "fixing their mistakes" is what they're trying to do. I would expect things like skippable cutscenes, and less boring ways to find the extra Z Crystals, MAYBE gyms, who knows. My main point is, GF is probably trying to see if we can get excited over simple shit so they don't have to show anything big to get hype for the game that could very well end up being great, just being kept on the down low so most of the things in it stay a surprise. This is my hope, at least, and I think it'd make some sense.
>>33221700
Anon, this is nothing but wishful thinking. Sure, it's still possible they will fix it, but there is no evidence up to this point.
The new Lycanroc doesn't help either. In its case, there is no held information that could justify it being so uninspired.
I feel that since gen 6, all the games have to offer is hope. GF create things that almost say "look how great this COULD be". But they fail to deliver and we fail to give up on them.
>>33221700
Probably true. But what is really happening is that they've reached the limit with how much data can fit on a 3DS cart and they're struggling to to add content to agame that has high qulity 3D models of ~800 Pokemon including forms and variants.
>>33221700
Gen 6 was already pushing the 3DS's limitations, and Gen 7 pushed them even further; there's not much more they can add without the 3DS literally exploding
http://www.strawpoll.me/13641001
>>33221636
Should've made Primarina with Zinnia's dressings instead.
>>33221636
superior poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13641027
>>33221666
Get your own thread
ITT: Describe Pokemon with Spongebob quotes.
>Where's the leak ma'am?
>You've got looks, talent. All you need is a full head of...
Plan Z can't possibly fail!
Poison type attacks should be supereffective against water type Pokemon.
Discuss
Fairy type was a mistake
discuss
>>33221608
no
vs fighting instead
>>33221624
Yes plz remove it
>still being hyped for Ultra Shit and PooLOLgive up :^)
its fake news just like you OP
>>33221602
this is so obviously fake it hurts
>tfw if USUM is acutally good, no one will believe it
>if USUM is acutally good
fuck off shill
>>33221583
Nigga it hasn't even released yet. How fucking ass blasted are you? Its like a kid with autisin who gets c's and b's and is trying but you're not letting him try at all
>>33221618
I don't have to see shit to smell shit.
This pretty much tells me everything I need to know about the level of quality USM will be. All the lazy design decisions and cut corners will naturally follow.
Daily reminder for those interested in buying USUM
>Bulbasaur spreading his seed
L-lewd
>>33221497
>his
If fire is so superior against grass then why is CHADsaur attacking jobmander like a chad that he is?
Think about this, this is a win-win for gamefreak
>they get to be as lazy as they want with their pokemon designs
>they will have fanboys defending said lazy designs
>everyone will buy their games no matter what
The fact that USUM is only a few months away and we only know like a few minor differences from SM is troubling
>>33221377
>The fact that USUM is only a few months away and we only know like a few minor differences from SM is troubling
NO IT'S NOT, you're exactly the type of fag people are talking about when they say they're tired of fags who want the game spoiled for them.
The true bright side is that we can hope the reason USUM has so little effort put into it is because all their efforts are being put towards the Switch game.
>>33221388
don't hurt yourself on all that edge