What the FUCK
Yeah that whole exchange caught me completely off guard
> women fuck dogs IRL
> Implying women wouldn't fuck Machamps at every opportunity.
Not like it's going to tell anyone.
>>30069008
Anon confirmed for not playing the fucking game.
The reason why it's off guard is this woman goes on a whole fucking rant about her husband dying in a Pokemon Riding accident and about her hating the other person in the accident who survived until she sees he's got a family and decides to forgive him.
About to enter Lush Jungle for Lurantis Trial. Will she fuck my shit up /vp/?
>>30068880
Don't waste your time. Come back when you have a mon that doesn't get beat by Grass.
>>30068880
>two Pokemon weak to grass
You're gonna get destroyed.
RIP
If I get Sun/Moon on my laptop using the Cia download and a 3ds emulator. Will I be able to send hacked pokemon to my 3ds sun/moon? Wanna use it for shinies
Don't hack,it's useless and it's ilegal.
Play without 'em,please you'll feel better doing good things
>>30068877
I don't want my pokemon to have crazy stats or anything, I just want the shiny pokemon I like. including starters
>>30068877
>illegal
Its so easy to make legit mons
>>30068848
There's no connectivity with citra as far as i'm aware. You would have to export your save to your pc then pkhex it but you would need cfw I believe.
https://twitter.com/hag_89/status/799797578590060544
We autismbox now
Well fuck, I guess whatever works.
>>30068833
thats genius
Destiny Knot where?
Since i haven't really seen a thread talking about viability and movesets on any Gen 7 mon, i might as well make one, but then again i might be wrong and a giant faggot, but oh well
Anyways, i think i figured out how to make kommo-o into an absolute beast, I was struggling trying to figure how the fuck to make this fucking manlet deal actual damage after dragon dance without getting outsped, and life orb has been working out the best so far, the set is pick related above. Brick break has been chunking if not outright killing them which means sky uppercut isn't its only good physical fighting move, and dragon claw gets the job done without the backlash of being locked in like outrage and earthquake is just there because no iron head. although i fucking hate how everyone has been using nothing but ultra beasts and tapus like fucking scrubs, although it just might be tier issues at the moment, i'm not really sure as i can't see my placing after each battle
So does anyone else want to share their experience on showdown? or maybe what they think of any of the new pokemon? or maybe talk about the set i presented, any discussion related to the scene right now would be appreciated
>>30068830
OP just called himself a gigantic faggot.
/thread
>>30068830
You are literally autistic.
Just run Garchomp instead retard.
>>30068830
I like Specs Kommo-o you can basically rely on clanging scales, flamethrower and flash cannon
So, as a UK resident, I'm hearing something, a whisper snaking down the grapevine. This something is, apparently,the Ultra Beasts outright destroyed the world that every game from Gen I - V took place in.
Is this actually true?
>>30068827
Yes.
>>30068827
Fuck no
Does this clear things up?
>Backpacker says his region has an amazing champion
>The Alola League doesn't even exist at the time of XY
>>30069562
>Can't say SM takes place before XY because of Sina and Dexio.
Well fuck.
>>30069562
Obviously he's referring to (You) at the time, because he leaves Alola afterwards.
So i just bought it at royal avenue. what does the strange souvenir do in this game?
>You were the Hiker all along
>>30068774
That was a backpacker not a hiker and Sina and Dexio are older in SM so nope
>>30068748
Was this supposed to represent a pokemon? If so which one is it?
Post your bewears
Kuuu?
Here's a Bewear
Bewear a cute
1. Rottom is actually REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.
2. "Call for help" is the most agitating thing I've ever dealt with. It's almost impossible to catch a Pokemon with this feature
3. Team Skull are full of pathetic wiggers, literally a line was "Yo man! don't ignore me! I already have self esteem issues!"
4. The "ride Pokemon" bullshit; Who's idea was this? This takes the entire idea of HM's away.
5. Islands; Everywhere you go is a fucking island
6. They can't stop talking about Kanto like it's a god send.
7. Lillie is pathetic; the fact that she carries this glowing star in her book bag and wont train it is annoying
8 Hau is so damn annoyingly autistic. Who the fuck chooses the opposite of you of the weaker skill set?
9. Pokemon Refresh is an annoying feature that after every battle, you have to make your Pokemon pretty again...
10. They are still trying to push fedoras/Trilby's on people to wear. This is a hat that should not be warn!
11. These "trails" instead of Gym battles are annoying and tedious.
things that got fixed:
1. The Pokemon Center looks nicer
2. The Computer is easier to work with
3. Z stuff is ok but the moving around like an autistic person is lame
4. The cities feel bigger and are nicer
5. We got some nice cool Pokemon like Rockruff and Owlet
Honestly, this pro list of mine was really hard to make. This game is just annoying and I'm actually considering trading my copy in at this point
>>30068702
>3. Z stuff is ok but the moving around like an autistic person is lame
It's a JoJo reference.
I can't tell if OP is bait or in still High School
>When a totem calls a partner
>>30068559
>Totem Lurantis calls a Castform
>Castform used Sunny Day
>Proceeds to fire off non-stop Solar Blades against my Brionne and Wimpod
First time I've ever used those X-Defense items.
>>30068559
>Totem Wishiwashi summons a fucking alomomola that just spams Heal Pulse and Helping Hand
>>30068559
Small time
>RIOLU CALLS A PARTNER
>RIOLU CALLS A PARTNER
>RIOLU
>CALLS
>A
>PARTNER
>All that unnecessary bloated text cut out from things like using TMs
>Menu items display immediately after switching between, for example, move descriptions
>User interface pretty much everywhere is much sharper and faster
This is the real appeal of SM. The new engine is much cleaner, and they discarded so much unnecessary dialogue from menus and things. They really started from the ground up and left a lot of shit behind that had no real purpose.
Tell me /vp/, what's your favorite quality of life improvement from SM? Mine is the removal of the "Booted up the TM" button mash fest. Now it only takes two or three presses to teach a move.
>Walk up to PC
>Press A
>Already looking at boxes and organizing them
>None of that Professor DexCheck stuff, or Withdraw/Deposit which nobody ever intentionally used anyway
>DexCheck is now part of the actual Dex
I dislike the way they handled the new menus overall, but the PC fix is worth it.
>>30068359
Mine is the removal of HMs. I don't even understand why did they exist in the first place.
>>30068359
Not an UI improvement, but I like how fighting the E4 again has you defending the champion title.
>Wild Pokemon called for help!
>Wild Pokemon called for help!
>Wild Pokemon called for help!
>Wild Pokemon called for help!
>Wild Pokemon called for help!
JESUS FUCK I'M JUST TRYING TO FILL MY POKEDEX THIS IS HORSESHIT
>>30068270
Inflicting the pokemon with a status will prevent it from calling for help.
>best starter used hyper voice!
>>30068684
You dumb nigger, he's trying to catch them not faint them.
Is it gay to be sexually attracted to Ilima?
>>30068263
No
I want to feel his feet on my crotch
>>30068263
Yes
It's just, his eyes. It's like he's teasing me. Does he want the d or not?
Why the fuck does this dude have a globe of the real world
>>30068251
because a galaxy far far away was actually hell
>>30068251
The Pokemon world is based off of the real world moron
Because that's the Pokemon world.