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Golduck

>>30336550
Golduck

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quackor...if female with a male mankey named monkey

>>30336523
Meet people online I'd be your friend

>GTS doesn't exist

>>30336576
I want to evolve MY pokemon

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>lead with Tsareena
>opponents send out Camerupt, Infernape and Meganium
>get destroyed

>Lead with Fairy Silvally
>opponents send out Empoleon, Bisharp and Muk
>get destroyed again

>try again with Fairy Silvally
>some guy leads with Mawile of all things
>it mega evolves, gets a SD and destroys my team

Despite the fact that there are 3 individual players all designed with the expressed purpose of reaming my asshole, I don't think I'd mind the battle royale if I didn't have to worry about 3 different Pokemon hitting me with SE moves. Even if I switch, 2/3 CPUs go right for me and unless it's a dual resist, my other Pokemon goes down. I wish this was just regular singles or something.

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FUCKING KILL STEALERS REEEEEE

>>30336810

I .

>>30336479
Charizard>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Johto starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Alola starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hoenn starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kalos starters>>>>>>>>>>Shitnaught>Sinnoh starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a shit's shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Unova starters

>>30336479
>the mon that singlehandedly solved the Mimikyu lore of the past 20 years
>worthless and boring

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>>30336581
>le Charizard is le best meme
>le Johto starters are second best even though they're all fucking dogshit in battle and incapable of doing anything by themselves
>le unova was so bad maymay xdddd
Kill yourself. No one will miss you.

>>30336475
ubs are pretty
guzma wants to prove he's strong
tapus pick the most sexual person on the island to be the kahuna. hapu got it by default for being the only trainer who lives on her island proper
because he selected you for fighting
the UB episode


in that order

Lusamine's motivation is explained better in the post-game than it is in the main game. Her husband (Mohn) was the lead researcher/discoverer of UB portals, then he got sucked in a wormhole and got lost so Lusamine became obsessed with the portals because she was desperate to find her husband. I presume eventually she gave up and just went insane from being exposed to Nihilego poison amping up her obsessions.

>Lusamine's motivation
The UB hunting quest (with its explanation on UB-01) as well as talking to Gladion in Aether Paradise clear this one up pretty well.

>Guzma's motivation
You can find him at his parents' in the postgame - they're the house in Route 2. Seems he had strict/abusive parents and ran away when he was young. Other than that, he's just a guy with some anger issues and a want to be strong that ends up getting wiped by better trainers.

>the relation between a Tapu and a Kahuna
The Tapus are shitheads. They just pop up in front of whoever they want, pick them as Kahunas, and give them Z-rings.

>the reason why Tapu Koko let you capture him
Same reason it gave you the Z-ring near the start. As to what that is, your guess is as good as mine.

>what happened after the UBs come out the wormholes
There's a whole postgame quest dealing exactly with this, so don't worry.

Hey, guys, where do I get a jaw fossil? I was born in Kanto but I moved to Hoenn after getting a Kabutops and an Aerodactyl.

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>Live in Alola
>Nothing but Cutieflies
>Have an idea
>Catch hundreds of these things
>The Media's current "Disease that will kill us all" of the week is Zika
>Register all their names as Zika
>Set up a VPN though Orre
>Put them all on the Wondertrade network via a bot
>mfw

>>30336569
Radical Orren terrorists at it again

fast research

>>30336398
Where do the Masked Heros of Kalos come in?

>>30336422
Kukui fucks them to get revenge
The Masked Royal walks in on it this time

>>30336276
put it in the trash where it belongs and use hydreigon instead

stock pile rest sleep talk heavy slam
original set donut steel

>>30336276
I had moderate success with a mixed AV set. The problem with Guzzlord is that his monstrous HP is offset by paper defences, and a 4x weakness to one of the most common types of the meta. The AV solves both issues.
You can prioritize whther Attack or SpA gets Beast Boost with nature, and customize the moveset as well. I found something like
Brave
Draco Meteor
Crunch
Heavy Slam
Flamethrower/Sludge Wave/Earthquake
Worked really well. Heavy Slam fucks most faries, Crunch or Dark Pulse is the primary Stab, Draco Meteor is to threaten Dragoos, or generally tell something to fuck off, and your last move goes to coverage. Sludge Wave hits Tapu Koko, as does EQ, and Flamethrower is good if nobody else on your team has fire coverage.

>>30336219
*an ORAS ROM

No ROMs for illiterates.

>>30336219
https://www.cia.gov/

>>30336219
Yeah I know this place called a store, they distribute it to you for 40 bucks and puts it in a portable case so you can distribute it to other people.

>>30336167
1, because Purple and Yellow are opposites, so seeing one will bring out any of the other.
2, because she's a jap.

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>>30336167
Jaundice.

>>30336167
She might have jaundice

>>30335951
A gay album and a gay pokemon. How was it voting for Hillary this election anon?

Your taste sucks balls

>>30335984
Ugh I HATE sjw cucks!! Literally this!!!!

>>30335850
You know goddamn well that Gen 3 replaced one with the other, and that the Dive Ball was originally just that: a ball to be used when Diving, and yet you still ask this stupid shit

>>30335850
A E S T H E T I C
That's literally it. In most situations where you can use an Apricorn Ball you'll usually have a better option available to you.

>>30336002
>>30335947

Sure, I can help, but I'm new to this sort of thing. Do I give you my FC or what? I'll see if I can get it on something outside my main team in the meantime.

>>30336012
Yeah, pretty sure we pop up in each other's Festival Plaza by exchanging FCs, then we can Link Trade.

>>30336095
I have a hard time believing that would work for me, unless there's some bot giveaway?

you're terrible at math. none of those are equal to anything.

unovabortions are the new genwunners.

>>30335792
wow spot on
you even excluded 1 and 2 because they're completely outdated as I always do
are you me?

>>30335784
Torterra, but they're all good IMO.

Torterra if my favorite

>>30335784

>Still need one more for a full team

There has to be one more

Or Atleast wartortle with eviolite