>Forgot to pay for Pokemon Bank 2 years ago
>Realize 3 months late
>"Shit it probably deleted my stuff in storage by now. Guess I'm glad I had nothing too important in there"
>Decide to repurchase today to transfer some old mons to AS and to be ready for January
>IT KEPT MY POKEMON IN STORAGE FOR 2 YEARS
Holy fucking shit praise GF
>>30458939
>you can't access this shit online with that global link trainer account
Why would they do this?
>>30458939
Yep, you can even withdraw them without paying. You just can't deposit/move
>archived like 4mb of data for a couple years
wow that's the kind of stellar service I expect from porn sites collecting cookies, not pokemon.
There's a brand new page of this thing
And wel...
You'll see.
It's fucking amazing.
First panel was more than enough to make me lose my shit
>>30458873
>>30458891
Does he fug gothitelle? Please tell me he does. Gothitelle > Gardewhore
>>30458891
So tell me, how am I supposed to use this piece of fucking shit when it gets LITERALLY no stab moves until the move relearner or lvl 53. Flame charge doesn't count because its fucking 50 BP pathetic as fuck. Who the fuck designed this niggers movepool, really. Spirit bone at 27 and it evolves at 28? Come on my man stop cucking me. This is the blunder of the god damn century
Fuck off gamefreak
>>30458858
Wild Cubone don't even call these things in with SOS, I don't understand what the fuck they were thinking.
You are objectively wrong for not using Salazzle and Mimikyu for fire and ghost STABs in SM and must suffer for your foolish sins.
>>30459139
How the fuck did this get okayed by a """""""game developer""""""""" this shit is like a fucking MMO where you can only auto attack, thats how fucking dumb this is. I guess I have to box this fucker because I sure as shit am not using that SWEET DELICIOUS 50 SPECIAL ATTACK with TM moves or its only 50 BP stab. Even in-game thats just sad. I guess thrash is okay since its 120 bp but the fact that im even having to resort to a normal move until the end of the game is.... fucking wow
>goes 20 fucking turns before calling one pokemon
>non HA Gabite
>goes another 10 before summoning another Sandile and immediately swaggering the thing on the turn I attack the original
>can't do anything but watch the new sandile kill itself
SOS exclusive encounters were a fucking mistake. I hate this faggot alligator now.
>>30458816
buy adrenaline orbs?
>>30458846
I used one the first turn.
>>30458863
false swipe, they pretty much never call at max health
You have12 seconds to explain why Sand Attack effects Palossand.
>>30458755>effects
>>30458755
maybe you're kicking some of his sand off of him?
>>30458755
because it's a kid's game. logic doesn't apply here.
Trade - Battle - Breed
This thread isn't for Hacks, Clones, or Injections. There are other threads for those.
A more in-depth explanation of how the thread works: http://pastebin.com/8ZKVZfFf
Old: >>30453108
Does anyone have an Adamant ditto or synchro?
And also, does anyone have a female fast/love ball jangmo-o
Can offer a 5IV Heavy ball rockruff with fire fang, thunder fang, and sucker punch
This chain breeding is a pain but i'm onto the last egg move on Pyukumuk.
What is everyone else working on?
>Catch all the UBs
>Report back to Wicke, get paid
>Talk to Looker at the Melemele motel
>Says Necrozma must have been his imagination
How do I advance this?
what was so wrong about having slightly older protagonists?
Who cares, Hilbert thread.
>>30458724
Nothing.
>>30458724
Nothing, the just reached the end of how old they could make them and had to reset.
Why is Lillie so lewd?
kek
>>30458612
hot
>>30458612
Sun x Lillie?
This must be fake.
>42 Spd
what were they thinking
>>30458545
About giving it a good 3-in-one ability
>>30458545
At least the positives are good.
>90 Def
>132 SpDef
>resistance to Fire attacks
>immune to burn
>BASE POWER OF ALL WATER ATTACKS ARE DOUBLED
>>30458572
>3-in-one
not 2-in-one?
are its own fire-type attacks weakened, or are incoming fire-type attacks weakened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_evqEO5m-o
Who in /vp/ made this?
>>30458490
This is dumb, but the previous MC being the leader of the villainous team would be awesome DESU
>>30458490
Nice fanfic, Anon.
You people have some serious issues.
Go date an actual woman. Please. For fuck's sake this joke isn't funny anymore.
Somewhere, out there, there's an attractive woman who's totally into you, just give people a chance again.
I believe in you.
ITT pokemon only you use
>>30458427
Are you me?
>>30458427
HEY. I'm using misdreavus and she's awesome.
Why teh fuck is the dusk stone on the last island.
Phoneposting thread
Type the name of a pokemon and then make a sentence using the middle suggested word.
I'll start
Feraligatr for the blatant fear mongering the fact that I am not sure if you are adding a new one since I was really fucking drunk with a lot of work man.
>>30458383
Giratina is the only one in a small town and the whole game is cutscenes too many reasons why you have a lot of money on my way home from work for a tv series anime and the region is swamped in gen one bullshit so it's just annoying when I last saw you have a new brain.
Dragonite.
Well that went well!
Heracross and i have a lot to say to be a little more to do.
Why is he so angry all the time?
>>30458257
You cannot buy Froot Loops in Alola
>>30458305
heh.
>>30458305
Did fix?
>>30458130
CUTE
>>30458130
>30458130
Looks like a Ghost type
>>30458130
Yes
So what will Lillies starter be?
Her Kanto team?
>>30458073
starter will be pikachu.
to rival hau and his alo-raichu.
>>30458115
But why, Hau is already your "rival".Really tho the story shits on Hau so hard it's a little bit sad.
>>30458179
Not saying he'll be Lillie's rival. Just saying as a counterpart type thing it would be neat. Fuck Hau.