Now gather around and I'll tell you a story
Of how a fanbase ruined a game called Omori
But instead of going and wasting your time
I'll use the alphabet and make it a rhyme
Now, the game hasn't arrived, so it still has a chance
To get the right people before we repeat this dance
So instead of a story I'll give the do's and don'ts
so that hopefully some will refrain and they won't
ahem
A is for Alternate Universes, they make everyone pissed.
You should just be happy with what already exists.
B is for Berating, it's for the stuck up
They're being toxic and should shut the fuck up
C is for cross-shipping, and while it may be fun,
Keep in mind that canon ships are the only real one
D is for dead memes, please stop shitposting
Keep it up and you'll recieve a thorough roasting
E is for exclusion, c'mon, everyone has a right!
Seclusion stiffs the programmers and creates blight.
F is for fanart, while some is okay
One unexpected lewd can ruin your day
G is for gay porn, while there's no beef with the LGBT,
Any kind fanporn is an atrocity.
H is for hentai, which is never okay,
Make another drawing and there will be hell to pay!
I is for incest, which is always taboo
Whether it's a ship or real porn, we'll still despise you
J is for Justification: just please stop trying
You furries and 12 year olds are why the fanbase is dying.
That concludes the alphabet for now
Volume 2 coming soon, so give me a shout
K is for Kill yourself
>>30809487
>>30809203
>I is for incest, which is always taboo
>Whether it's a ship or real porn, we'll still despise you
>he actually believes this
>This Pokemon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.
What the fuck, GF? This isn't even supposed to be one of the edgy mons like the ghost-types.
>>30809174
It's so cute too.
>when ur beware hugs you to death but its okay because he did it with love
>>30809174
Do you also start shouting "EDGY AF!" when you watch a spider killing a bug on a nature documentary? Are you one of the "everything that is not sunshine and rainbows is edgy" idiots?
How do we fix it?
>>30809116
Use it.
Diggersby tho
>>30809116
Huge power unironically
Thinking about doing another Y run
Dubs decides a pokemon, trips can override with a team
Ill take the first 6 pokemon named, but i will be evolving them and i wont release anything
>>30809108
Sylveon
>>30809108
Zubat
>>30809108
The Farfetch'd in Santalune City.
>almost 2017
>still playing by smogon rules
You can't explain yourself being this much fucking retarded
>>30809038
Yeah I can.
I play online and literally nobody uses "Smogon Rules". Smogon has no power and does nothing.
>>30809038
>current year
> still complaining about smogon rules when unless you are playing on a sim you don't have to abide by them
you can't be this stupid
Accidentally went into the grass while breeding Scyther and found this little guy. Dubs names, trips override.
>>30808944
43 base speed
>>30808944
zikavolt
I'm decelerating
Is this board very stupid? Do most people here have an average IQ?
The quality of posts is very low and many people here make a big fuss over things that don't matter at all.
>>30808890
yes
sub-80
i come to get away from politics
it usually doesn't work
>>30808890
>The quality of posts is very low and many people here make a big fuss over things that don't matter at all.
Some users do this for fun, some just have autism. Welcome to 4chan
Why did shiny Meowth have to look so much better than shiny Persian?
>>30808704
Did you need to say shiny?
I find it really hard to believe that the shiny colours were actually hand-picked this gen because a lot of them still look like shit.
>>30808748
no
Hey balltists what did you catch Tapu Fini in? I want a ball that matches it. Caught Koko in the fast ball, Bulu in a luxury ball, and Lele in a heal ball.
>>30808690
Shameless self bump
>>30808690
>Koko in Fast Ball
why do people fall for this though...
>>30808690
Master ball
>Decidueye is the best starter aestethically
>Decidueye is the best starter competitively
>It also has a nice shiny unlike the other two
Where were you when waifufags and barafags got cucked this hard?
>inb4 they try to prove it's shit with "muh slow mixed attacker stats"
As much as I fucking hate you and your kin at least we can both agree that catfags are shit
Best != Good
>>30808595
Piss off fasleflagger.
reposting this. has this been disproven yet?
>Pokémon the Series: Sun & Moon is scheduled to be the shortest-lived season yet at a total of 36 episodes through July 2017, however part of a much bigger overarching story spanning multiple series
>M20, I Chose You!, is the first of a three-part series of 72 minute films, which in total will retell the story of the first 80 episodes of the anime
>M21 will be titled Pocket Monsters the Movie: Showdown! and will be released in October 21st
>M22 will be titled Pocket Monsters the Movie: Final Battle! and will be released December 30th
>M22 will also serve as an announcement for the next game: Pokémon Indigo
>Indigo will be the first solo re imagining of a previous Gen, taking inspiration from Gen 1 (mostly Yellow). The differentiation between remake and re imagining should be noted here.
>Indigo will act as a re imagining for the Gen 1 games as M20/21/22 will for the Gen 1 anime
>In Indigo, you play as Ash and start with Pikachu, much like Yellow
>Misty, Brock, and Gary accompany you along your adventure ala Hau, Lillie in SM
>Lillie will appear in Indigo
>Indigo will be a 3DS title
>Ash's Pikachu is your starter Pokemon
>An expanded Alola combined with the original Orange Islands serves as post-game
>Satoshi Tajiri will return for the first time since Gen 2 to co-direct Indigo with Masuda
>It is explained in Indigo that the trainers Red and Blue(Green) are renowned as celebrity champions of their region and serve as Ash and Gary's idols, which is why they model themselves so much after them.
>You can only play as Ash through the main Indigo plot, but you can "transfer" your player character and team from Sun/Moon to Indigo after you beat the league to rematch all 8 Gyms, the Elite 4, and the champion who will be Ash by this point in the game. This is where the Passport from Sun/Moon comes into play.
>Unlike Yellow, Indigo's box legend will be Mewtwo.
>Pokémon the Series: Sun & Moon is scheduled to be the shortest-lived season yet at a total of 36 episodes through July 2017, however part of a much bigger overarching story spanning multiple series
i kind of guessed that since they have ash going to a trainer school with the other people instead of actually going on an adventure. i don't see many ways the story could have him suddenly leave the school to around alola.
Source on this BS?
>Not Stars
F A K E A N D G A Y
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1yS_-NZ243hH-9d3yMTubfP0xXqpethPUw360e70B4Zs/edit#gid=0
Pokemon Clover needs various random NPC text, write whatever the hell you want on the doc provided and it'll probably end up in the game
>>30808379
WADDUP INVADERS
>>30808379
DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS
>>30808379
>"Haha nice Jojo reference."
predictable.
>tfw playing from the original red/blue
>played through all major games
>never ever seen a single shiny in-game (not counting online battles)
how the fuck is this even possible, i hatched countless masuda method eggs, used sos chaining, poke radar, nothing works
kill me
>>30808374
>mfw I just played randomly games for fun
>has found 5 Shiniesone of which escaped because fuck Safari Zonein third Generaton and one in second oneit was Magikarp, right before Lake of Rage
rip OP
image is his luck
>>30808429
don't kick me when i'm lying down men
>>30808498
lillie-chan will lie down with you
>>30808275
aka shipping thread with axb, axc and bxc.
>>30808275
UGUU~
G
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>>30808136
this looks like it's from a nasty trip.
>implying I could forget those DSL
>>30808136
already forgot desu