Is Chicken-chan tje queen of /vp/?
No. Sparki is.
She is the best designed female MC tho.
>>30867092
no I am
That's not Sparki.
Beggars Get Here!
I'm glad to say that the previous thread a was success for everyone involved.
/vp/, can be an amazing place.
Use this thread for you begging, offering, questions and other random stuff.
Try to at least offer something in return when begging.
Have fun.
I have a few extra perfects if someone needs one.
right now I have:
mimikyu (jolly), machop (adamant with knock off and bullet punch), slush rush sandshrews (adamant), adamant rowlet, and a few feebas.
>>30867147
I'll take a sandshrew
I keep missing the ditto giveaway threads so if someone has a spare 6IV foreign ditto they can trade me that'd be cool
I have a couple 5IV/6IV Beast/Heavy Ball Wimpod to offer in return
WHY DID THEY 404 THE MURDER MYSTERY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Roleplaying is against the rules
>>30866998
Roleplaying is against the rules on a board for a roleplaying game
>>30866998
Dang more threads are against the rules than I initially thought
That's not new is it?
What would her team be?
>>30866939
Something with one arm
>>30866939
Something that I want to fuck and only has one arm
>>30867014
>>30866972
What a clever and original joke.
Would you play a mainline Pokemon game on play station or mobile? Nintendo is just gimmicky casual trash
There is a Pokémon on mobile and it stinks.
>>30866850
Mario's best shits on Pokemon's best though.
Pokemon will never put out a game half as good as Yoshi's Island.
>>30866850
No.
PS and mobile are casual shit.
What would his team be?
Holy shit there's a character I never thought I'd see again.
Excadrill
Pallosand
Gliscor
Krookodile
SwampertLandorus-I
>>30866797
Golurk.
Ground type and a dead relic of ages best left to rest.
Just like the series.DD a shit
>>30866888
>no grass types because Growth psynergy line
>no fire-ground types because Gaia psynergy line
>no rock types because Spire psynergy line
>no Shiftry because Punji psynergy line
At least Pallosand is ghost type and fits the "death related" theme but still disappointed with you, dude. >>30868257 understand the worldDD isn't so bad, though
Why do people still have to autistically grind for IVs when bottle cap training is a thing? Is bottlecap farming slower than breeding?
>>30866650
Reliably getting bottle caps is just as, if not more RNG reliant than breeding, and requires you to invest a shitload of time into your Festival Plaza
It's not bottle cap grinding that's slower, it's getting them to level 100. There's no good areas to grind, no O-Powers for bonus EXP with lucky egg + refresh, and B/W level scaling.
>>30866650
It is, as is grinding to level 100.
Hyper Training is not a substitute for having a good pokemon from the outset. It's just there to fix one-off encounters, gifts, and the odd rando shiny. Also patching up Hidden Power stats, but I digress.
Breeding goodstuff is not hard.
Look at this sexy motherfucker.
Is Decidueye the most well-designed Pokemon of all time? I honestly think it is. It's definitely the best starter. It has a theme, personality, and just the right amount of details. Not over-designed, not bland. He's badass. He's a gentlemen. He's a Pokemon of fine taste.
I was excited for Owltair, and, somehow, what we got was even better. It boggles my mind to think that there are people out there who like Incineroar and Primarina more than Decidueye. How fucking shit can your taste be?
Pre-oparina is the most disgusting Pokemon I've ever seen. I didn't think Game Freak could get any more degenerate, but holy shit was I wrong. If your Pokemon has only a 12% chance of not being an abomination, then you fucked up. But the crazy thing is, Pre-oparinautists actually LIKE the fact that their seal (male) has a dick! Ballio would have been 10,000x better than this disgrace.
I will give Incineretards some credit; at least they've come to terms with the fact that they like penis. Because you would have to be literally gay to like Incineroar. There's no way Game Freak didn't have faggots in mind when creating this Pokemon. His mannerisms, look (Those fuckawful proportions), and theme (Wrestling is gay) were all custom made for people who chainsmoke cock. Imagine a fat neckbeard steaming up his 3DS screen while he rubs a cartoon tiger's crotch in a video game - that's the average Incineretard.
So, what say you? Do you agree? Do you have any rebuttals against the arguments laid before you?
>Shoots a Spirit Shackle at the Pre-oparinautists, trapping them at their computers while they look at tranny porn
>Unleashes a devastating Sinister Arrow Raid on the Incineretards, ruining their cum-stained fursuits
Yeah........ Didn't think so.
Holy shit I didn't know it was possible to falseflag this hard. Teach me your secrets faggot.
>30866580
>Falseflagging this hard
What did Decidueye do to deserve a fag like you as a trainer? Also, no (You) for you.
>>30866580
This is simultaneously the best and worst bait I have ever seen. Have a (You) OP, you deserve it tbqhwyf.
>no dexnav in SM
one of the best things in ORAS, and they took it away.
>>30866572
diaper beam lol
>>30866572
>liking Memenav
There's a lot of things Gen 6 did that were great and should've been kept in 7. This is not one of them. SOS chaining is intuitive as hell and easy.
>>30866680
There could have been a middle ground. I wasn't a fan of using it for chaining, I just liked being able to sneak up on pokemon.
So since SM was a commercial failure, how many weeks do we have until Game Freak is out of business and Yokai Watch 4 is announced?
>>30866535
End this meme
>>30866520
>SM was a commercial failure
>Not ORAS/XY
>>30866547
Didn't those sell a good amount? Weren't the worst selling crystal and one of the black and whites?
Look at this bag
That I just found
>>30866471
We are number one but every one is replaced by nebby
>>30866487
We are number one but every time they say one it's replaced with Pew
>>30866471
WHEN I SAY GO
W-We're still a fun franchise, R-right?
Yokai-Watch's literal purpose outside Japan was to give us something to play until the next Pokemon game came out.
>>30866507
I can confirm this. I didn't touch any other game since SM release
>>30866460
The anime is still good, I guess.
Why do its wings look like that?
>>30866391
Ask gamefreak
>>30866391
Much easier to model and animate.
>>30866391
Because it is an ugly shitmon that ruined rowlet.
Why aren't any types immune to themselves?
Water shouldn't do "resisted" damaged to water, poison shouldn't do "resisted" damage to poison, etc. They just shouldn't have an effect.
>trying to apply common sense to pokemon
>>30866356
Because reasons. I think it's more confusing that dragons are weak to dragons.
>>30866356
Fire should be immune to Fire 2bh. At least Fire Special attacks like Flamethrower, but maybe still affected by something like Flare Blitz.
Will a burned cubone still be burned when it evolves into an Alolan Marowak??
desperate to know
>>30866295
Theoretically yes.
I mean, Steel types can be Poisoned under the right conditions, such as Soak or Corrosion.
But I guess you'll need to try it out yourself.
Try a Flame Orb.
>>30866295
Probably, I had a sleeping Vigoroth once in Emerald because it fell asleep as a Slakoth.
>>30866295
This is actually a pretty good question. Trying it out with a flame orb right now.