life is, simply unfair don't you think?
>>30883334
go away
>>30883334
wait what the shit
is lele a butterfly?
>>30883334
Complex motives!
What's your favorite pokémon?
Tentacruel
>>30883247
That thing's final evo
>>30883247
Pterodactyl
I lov tht bird pokemon
How does this work?
>>30883246
You have to put it in you ass.
Suppository. OP can't equip it as there's always something occupying that slot
Buttplug.
Welcome to /guz/, where we only post 100% good content 100% of the time!
Discuss Guzma and the rest Team Skull, Po Town and the Aether foundation here.
Fanfic, Fanart and ya boi circlejerking are the name of the game.Also we have a discord, for all your off topic /guz/ needs. Don't be shy we're mostly not terrible https://discord.gg/XMxX3ym
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what's up, fellow cum/guz/zlers?
>>30883233
FIRST FOR HANDS
>>30883310
Lewd. Not much, you?
>>30883315
BIG
What should i evolve my Eevee into based on its stats, /vp/?
Umbreon
>>30883186
Umbreon
>>30883222
>>30883223
>>30883297
Op here, thanks.
>no thread for the venerable Island Guardians
explain thine-selves. Also Tapu Thread; post Tapus, discuss Tapus, worship Tapus.
>>30883022
I like how they made terrains relevant
>>30883022
I think, they could have done better with the Tapus in the story. I mean something like the Lake Trio.
>>30883055
Why the fuck would they go into Ultra Space though, they have absolutely no reason to do so. Also nobody would dare blow up their shrines.
What even is this?
>>30882959
Not a pokemon
>>30882959
literally the entire image
>32 BP
>One-time Usage
How is this acceptable?? What the fuck kind of drugs were those butterheads on to think this was acceptable? What other kind of bullshit is awaiting me post-game? Do I look like I'm made of BP from their shitty AI Probably Cheat Tree??
>>30882922
They're only consumed in in-game battles.
Battle Tree and online battles don't consume items.
>>30882922
Anon, battle tree and online battling don't consume your one use items
>>30882956
>>30882981
I used it in an in-game battle...
lets fix that
post best chimera doggo
>>30882815
Post a source and I'll consider it.
Do we have to? the thread always ends at the bottom conversation wise...literally
>>30882919That pic? eyrri
If they EVER bring back HMs, I will drop the series for good.
I refuse to go back. I'd rather shove a fish hook up my urethra
Agreed. This way is just infinitely better.
>>30882791
evil is never successfully eradicated,.anon.
it might be supressed but like a weed it just grows again
>bring back HMs next game
>claim Poké Ride was just an Alola thing
Mega Ledian
Bug/Fighting
Ability: Huge power
HP: 55
Attack: 135
Defense: 80
Sp. Attack: 5
Sp. Defense: 80
Speed: 135
New move: close combat
>>30882790
>it's still shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30882790
>Huge Power
>Attack: 135
>Speed: 135
Are you retarded, underage, or both?
>>30882814
>135 speed
>135 attack
>Huge Power
>shit
nigga that's the highest attack out of anything
Has anyone read "It's a Hard Life" here? (its a Nuzlocke comic by the way)
If not I'd REALLY suggest you to do it. Has one of the most likeable cast of characters ever, great art, some gore, very emotional moments and it turns the bland story of the games into a really interesting arc.
If you have already read it, did you like it? favorite character? some insight about the comic you'd want to share? idk say something about it.
(here's an image so you can get a grasp of what of what you'll be seeing in the comic)
>>30882710
Link to the comic:
http://itsahardlife.smackjeeves.com/comics/1214481/chapter-1-page-1-cover/
>>30882710
It was mentioned a year ago or so in a "nuzlocke comic thread" and practically everyone showed positive reactions to it.
It's probably one of the nuzlocke comics with most acceptance around here, too bad the updates are so slow.
The style is great
Do you think Pokemon can fall in love outside their egg group?
Attract has been around since gen 2. You don't need the idea of making baby to want to fug
>>30882671
They won't be able to have ANY children.
can a humanlike and a human truly ever love each other
find out, on the next episode of
LOVE INCORPOREAL
Mega Talonflame
Fire/flying
Typhoon wings - give +2 priority to all flying moves. Bypass all anti-priority hijinks
HP:78
Attack:161 (+80)
Defense:101 (+30)
Sp. Atk:44 (-30)
Sp. Def:89 (+20)
Speed:126
>>30882492
>Typhoon Wings
OP you monster
I can picture the smogon page:
Talonflame: RU
M-Flame: Ubers
Half is already fulfilled
anon you forgot to give it superpower
if you could bring 1 pokemon into the real world which one would it be and what would you use it for. ill tell you mine if this thread takes off
>>30882376
Either Pyukumuku (because cute), or some bird/dragon because fuck aeroplanes.
>>30882463
can you use a bird pokemon to 9/11 something
>>30882376
I'd use mine as a pet/house protector.