Decided to hunt for an HA Beldum in a Beast ball. It's HA isn't really a good one either. I just have severe autism.
>20+ S.O.S. chain
>Finally find one with Light Metal using skill swap Lele
>Use one Nature Madness
>T-wave it with Absol
>Send out A-Marowak so it won't Take Down itself to death
>Started chucking Beast balls
>Later on it starts to struggle to death
>One more chance to catch it before it dies
>Ball shakes THREE FUCKING TIMES and FAILS
>mfw
I'm forever mad. I'm using Spore next time and leaving it with as much health as possible FUCK.
Please tell me you soft reset
>>31209513
i spent 3 hours last night chaining beldum just to have the one i'm trying to catch struggle to death
>>31209513
>Chaining for an HA Beldum even though it's literally hindering for Metagross.
>Balltism
Seek help.
>Pokemon GO TO THE POLLS
How does pokemon affect you in real life?
It ruined my life.
>>31209416
FPBP
>>31209416
Fuck
Bank for S/M when? Also why couldn't Nintencunts have it ready for launch? Fuck Nintendo suck at online.
Late January according to its niponic website.
>>31209295
I don't know why you're suprised that Nintendo failed to launch Pokebank support for SM when it was released.
Perhaps if it was made by another company, one vigilant enough to accomplish such a simplistic task in time, we wouldn't be having this discussion.
That isn't the case, because it's Nintendo. ;^)
>Inb4 its intentional
LMAO like WTF, just inject bro xD
>tfw you'll never get Pokemon in Apricot Balls from the GTS
Whoever took that Fast Ball Growlithe for a Magmar. Fuck you.
>>31209132
just inject bro
>>31209132
>>31209156
And even if you can't/won't, Fast Ball Growlithes will be common as shit once Bank hits seeing as they're available in HG/SS
>>31209132
>put up Pokemon I've bred
>ask for something reasonable I want to breed
>get it in an apricorn ball
Thanks for all these Pokemon in love, lure, heavy, friend, level, moon, and heavy balls, Japan!
How do I make Pokemon games more challenging? I've never been interested in competitive, so I'm only interested in playing through the games with some set of restrictions. I know about nuzlockes and mono-type and stuff, but I was wondering if /vp/ had any more creative ideas.
>>31208863
Turn off exp sharemod it
do a wedlocke or any of the other lockes
>>31208863
In any important trainer battle, limit yourself to the amount of pokemon the opponent has, so if you're opponent has 3 pokemon then you can only use 3 pokemon, and only those 3, and if they faint you must reset, you should also limit healing item use during battle, (i.e. 3 potions/status items/ full restores/) and no revives during battle
Post only the most pure pokegirls in this thread.
>>31208720
you first.
>>31208720
Where is the pic of her perfect tits
Please
Why is she so cute?
Are there any dangers to making crazy pokemon in PkHAX for Sun and Moon?
:'(
I didn't even get trolled.
No
You can only use them in your game though and you wouldn’t be able to use it online
>>31208990
Neat, I just want to unfairly wreck face in game with my bros.
Post Pokemon stuff in this thread
>>31208667
>Literally every thread on this board is Pokémon stuff
>>31208687
You're really overestimating /vp/
Long Legs Legend
I want to see him fight, dammit.
>"h-hey what you d-doing?"
Making Blisseys with Iwata's face
>>31208532
>thinking about where your tail meets your arse
Bowls with friends
Recap of episode 12 for those who missed it:
>battled a trainer.
>encounter a wild meowth and caught it.
>Bonsly is Grass/Steel type
If you don't know JUST shut up
>>31208405
who said that
>>31208417
Take a wild guess.
How do we fix the cancer on /vp/?
Back to /pol/ with (You), OP.
>>31208354
First list what exactly is wrong with /vp/.
ban smugbonnie
ITT: YOU are John Gamefreak, the rest of the anons in the thread are your staff, how would you make the new Pokémon games?
fucking kill myself
More pokegirls porn.
Do it myself but hire a modeler and animator. Unless another anon would be willing to help.
What pokemon would you not mind having as your mother?
>>31208281
Why does /vp/ hate the simis? I imagine it's for the Really bland designs (although I like Simisage somewhat) but it seems like even those who love gen 5 concede that they're awful.
>>31208230
>Bland, Crappy designs
> Almost non-existant Movepool
> Horrible Abilities
> Made to resemble Starter Pokemon, still isn't a 3 stage evo, instead, uses stones to evolve
> All 3 share some of the shittiest Shinies i've seen
>>31208230
I dislike them because they're an unnecessary repeat of the starter triangle early in the game and you're literally handed one that covers your weakness right off the bat. I'd have liked them better if they were a different triangle, like Dark > Psychic > Fighting. They could keep the same theme of being a type advantage/disadvantage triangle but with some more interesting types and maybe a bit better designs. Plus, I mean... did we really need a second fire monkey? Third if you count Darmanitan as a simian of some kind.
>>31208230
only good thing about simis is hot monkay dik
Is it possible to get all three starter z crystals in one game, or just the one for your original starter?
>>31208222
Have you not completed the game yet?
>>31208233
He has. He's just too scared to leave his room.
>mfw I gave myself mewnium and a Mew to test it out.