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/fag/ - Fakemon and Autism General 2017-08-25 01:45:09 Post No.33381920
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HYPER AUTISM
2017-08-25 01:45:09
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This thread is all about creating a Fakemon of your own. There are some rules you should follow, though.
Here they are:
>500 BST
>no stat under 50
>only two stats can be at 50
>needs a name
If you want a more interesting experience, try following these rules as well.
If the end of your post number is...
>1/2/3: make a gimmickmon
>4/5/6: build a mon around an existing ability
>7/8/9: choose either, but give the mon a dex entry as well
>0: reroll, and give the mon an illustration
Try to have a good time.
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>>33381920
Rerolling.
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>>33381941
It's pretty late here, so I'll be contributing tomorrow.
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Rowunder (Rowen a fast growing pioneer tree + Thunder)
Electric/Grass type
Ability: Electric Surge, Drizzle
HP: 90
Attack: 80
Defense: 70
Sp. Atk: 100
Sp. Def. 90
Speed. 70
"Created in ancient times, this pokemon was carved from a tree and with a nail in it's head and hammer. During a thunderstorm, a lighting hit this Rowunder's nail and make it come to life. This pokemon protected it's tribe from invaders with it's Thunderbolts and hammer arm"
Rowunder is based Horagalles, a thunder god in Saami Shamanism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horagalles
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Where can I read all arcs of Pokémon Special in the best quality?
Manga thread.
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http://read-pokespe.tumblr.com/read for the first few arcs.
http://jb2448.info/ for the rest.
Have fun!
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I'm thinking of reading the manga.
I read the 'Best of' compilations like 10 years ago but I never read anything else.
What are the arcs, in what order should I read them, and how long will it take?
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>>33382013
The reading order is RGB > Yellow > GSC > RS > FRLG > Emerald > DP > Platinum > HGSS > BW > BW2 (not yet finished but almost) > XY > ORAS > SM. It's all in order on JB how long it takes depends on how fast you read.
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Why is this pokémon such a huge success with gay people?
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>>33381836
Queers wish they were born women with cocks.
They obsess over ''cute and kawaii'' things.
They like touching little boys.
They're generally incestful.
They don't care who they sleep with as long as they get their cock sucked in the end.
They're degenerates.
They can't grow the fuck up.
They're gay.
Homosexuals, man. Fucking disgusting.
Lesbians too.
And Straight women, also bi men.
Fuck the male gender.
And partially the female gender.
All I need on this earth is me and a sea of bi sexual women.
If only..
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>>33381842
This. Fuck men.
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Why is Gladion such a twitchy boy?
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Parkinson's
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>>33381782
Why does he look like a member of Antifa?
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>>33382236
It's the red and black, that being said he doesn't really look like an Antifa member as he's not covering his head.
Comiquek
Let us anons take some time to look at this thread seriously. 2017-08-25 11:45:08 Post No.33381625
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Let us anons take some time to look at this thread seriously. 2017-08-25 11:45:08 Post No.33381625
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Let us anons take some time to look at this thread seriously.
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2017-08-25 11:45:08
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Forget about my name. I'm a namefag.
Now, in this thread I have finished LeafGreen in this day with a Dragonite only. I have no idea which game is next for me to challenge myself by just using a regional pseudo-legend in the gen itself. I really like Gen 5 but everybody says "hurr durrr Gen 5 eats shit, a bootleg from Gen 1" and every shitty criticism from you all anons here. So I might put Gen 5 in the third row. What should I start for? That's it and thanks for reading.
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Dragonite only? What did you do before you got to the Safari Zone?
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XY must be funky
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Why not just do the regions in order?
Gen 5 starting with Deino would be interesting. Wonder if it's even possible, fighting all the trainers, to actually get to Hydreigon stage before the Elite Four. Would be possible in BW2, not sure about BW1.
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ITT: Disappointing mons
>dude Speed is my only good stat
>dies to fucking fury attack
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>slow defensive ice type with no recovery and a shit movepool
at least stallrein was cool for a whole
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>>33381584
I just checked his stats.
What the fuck were they thinking?
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>jump through the night time hoop
>jump through the obtaining item hoop
>jump through the held item evolution hoop
>find out you need another different flying type to learn fly
gamefreak why
Since gen 8 is now on development. What new gimmicks will pokemon gen 8 have?
Gen 6: mega pokemons, origin formes, e powers. Etc
Gen 7: alola pokemons, pokeriders, pokemon plaza etc.
Gen 8: i think what gen 8 will do is to maximise the motion controller of switch
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What type of gimmick? Mega Pokemon and Z Moves were permanent additions to battling that also served as marketing gimmicks. I'm not sure what new thing they could do for next gen since they already covered "super Pokemon" and "super moves". If they're smart they'll just continue make more Megas and regional forms, people like those. It's pretty much either that or we'll get some other dumb or out-there form gimmicks for multiple Pokemon, like "here's light and shadow form Pokemon now!".
Online based gimmicks like O-powers or the plaza are just who cares. They'll do something, but it's probably nothing to care about until you're actually playing it.
It would be hard to speculate on any other random gimmicks or mini-game stuff. Hopefully they'll keep and improve on Pokerides, if that's considered a gimmick, and get rid of HMs permanently.
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Hidden type
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Venustoise.
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choose any old pokemon (kanto-sinnoh) and redesign it base on gen 5-7. i think what the generation pokemon designs is on the boundary of over-designmon but still maintains a good proportions overall. this is my gen5-7 sneasel.
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NIIIICEEE :D
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I think you got the basics here.
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if I were to redesign sneasel myself, ill add more claws and spikes to add its coolness
what you guys think? is this legit? saw this in pokemon forum a couple of days ago. i think its 50/50 for me. but based on how they made the dusk lycanroc design, this could be legit
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fuck this board
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>>33381249
Boi.
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>>33381249
>Photoshop open on tool bar
Please be bait
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i made a incineroar thing 2017-08-25 09:11:59 Post No.33381206
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i made a incineroar thing
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2017-08-25 09:11:59
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hey there friend, i made a thing
It's a daily blog, not like those other daily pokemon blogs where they kinda make an oc and the mon can talk but just one where i draw a baracat a day. happy good baracat, hope u enjoy the art
@ https://daily-incineroar.tumblr.com
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>>33381206
Why is its head backwards and its limbs gone? Is it supposed to look like a pile of body parts?
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>>33381206
Nice drawing, but advertising tumblr here is asking for shit posting. Hell advertising in general will get you heat with a side of starter wars since you drew an incineroar. I apologize for what is about to (or already has) transpire(d).
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>>33381206
ITT: OP draws pixelart Incineroar with proportions that are actually pretty ok
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Welp lads, ~80 hours into a fire red playthrough my emulator crashed and corrupted my save.
So what are y'all up to?
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bout to sleep, gonna go on a date tomorrow with my gf and check out some old game stores and see what they got.
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Fapping in the toilet while being hype as fuck bc I got enough money from my 18th to buy a GC and a fuckton of pre-IV gamesand some socialist literature
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>>33381183
happy for you guys
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>Durant used dig.
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>>33381130
>Garchomp used Earthquake
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>Durant is loafing around!
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>>33381130
>Durant uses Tectonic Rage
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This protag's name is X.
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Red\Ash, Blue\Gary, Leaf\Hillary, Yellow\Omi
Gold\Ethan, Silver\Kamon, Kris\Amanda, Soul\Lyra
Ruby\Brendan, Sapphire\May, Emerald\Wally (except PokéSpe where their Emerald's civilian name would be Stu)
Diamond\Lucas, Pearl\Dawn, Platinum\Barry
Black\Hilbert, White\Hilda, Grey\Cheren, Gray\Bianca (or Gray\Cheren and Grey\Bianca)
Black2\Nate, White2\Rosa, Grey\Hugh (or Gray\Hugh)
X\Calem, Y\Serena, Z\Shauna, ZX\Tierno, ZY\Trevor (or ZX\Trevor and ZY\Tierno)
Sun\Elio, Moon\Selene, Stars\Hau
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>>33381590
Now that's what I call autism
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>>33381590
>Leaf/Hillary
where did you pick this?
>Yellow\Omi
yellow (the pokespe character, not the game) is not canon
News are coming today
Prepare your kyogres
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>>33381055
no it isnt
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>>33381055
fuck off kyogre nobody likes you.
groudon is the way to go
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>>33381055
Why?
> Be me
> Living in Kanto with my mom
> For some reason I'm white and my mom's skin is dark
> HowDoesThatWork.jpg
> Bullied in school for having a stupid name
> "Hey SUNshine, come over and light this candle!"
> They always turn off the classroom's lights when I'm about to come in, expecting me to illuminate it.
> Ask mom to move away before I turn into a social outcast
> Moving.jpeg
> Arrived at Honalolo Airport
> Check out new house
> I thought it'd be a change of pace, in a peaceful, calm countryside of Melemele
> Nope, forced to rescue a cloud, pick a starting pokemon and go on a journey
> met this 8/10 chick. Flat chest, but kinda cute. She's not into pokemon battling though
> Alright, maybe this will be a fun way to pass time
> Met a retard who skips all form of manners and challenged me.
> Creamed him, then went on my journey
> Forced to partake in a trial
> Wait
> No choice but to do it
> Okay, I can still go sightseeing and stuff, no need to rush
> Guzma shows up and his pirate gang
> Chick's mom showed up. 10/10 would bang her with that drill hair
> found out she's 41
> Boner.exe has stopped functioning
> She's a lunatic
> I'm out of here dude
> Forced to fight her and defend Alola
> GODDAMNIT, when will I be able to relax?
> Fought her and won
> finally...
> "and now you have to fight the newly formed Elite 4"
> FUCK
> Fought with rage and bitterness
> mfw I'm only in Alola to relax but somehow ends up in the Champion Throne.
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>>33381013
I didn't bother reading all of that, but you clearly don't get how genetics work.
Your mother being brown is so that you can choose any of the skin tones and your mother will fit with any of them, choose white? Your father was white, choose black? your father was black, mid tone? your father was white, your mother is brown etc.
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Why did you bother typing this out?
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>>33381168
Because they wanted to convey that, as soon as you move into Alola, you're the champion