Guys, I want to be absolutely frank here.
If characters from pokemon did exist, what do you actually think would happen? I'm not talking about your disgusting pedo fantasies with Lana or shit like that. I'm actually curious:
What would your life be like if the people in pokemon were actual, living people with feelings and personality?Do you really think you'd have a chance with your Waifu?
>>31593803
>with feelings and personality
Are you saying they don't have that?!
>>31593803
I would be content living with my pets and probably wouldn't be on /vp/ being much more healthy. I wouldn't care about seducing gym leader I would just want to have fun with my new family. Maybe I would fall in love with a trainer but nothing special just a comfy life and challenge a gym leader if I could. I would still probably have a job too but enjoy trying to win a few battles
I wouldn't want to hurt my Pokémon though through too many battles, they have feelings
>>31593891
I would try to maybe get Jasmine if I could though
>1996-2016
>"why would you cheat in a kids game?"
>2017-
>"JUST INJECT LOL"
What happened? /vp/ used to have honor.
>>31593779
>honor
>in a game for children
just inject lol
>>31593797
do this @op
Is there a Toxapex set that use Merciless?
>>31593348
Don't bother, anon. It's SpA is too low for it to ever matter. Stick with Regenerator.
>>31593348
It's your Pokemon, build em how you want gurl.
Pokemon only (You) like that others might enjoy too.
>>31593321
are you stupid? Donphan is a top tier pokemon.
Love it since the first movie.
This mailbox is mine.
This meme is forced.
>a thread died for this
>>31593332
So close.
Also, mine.
Personally I don't consider people to be true pokemon trainers if they didn't play pokemon blue or red on release day.
Grats. Your opinion doesn't matter on this "issue" but you're entilted to it.
>>31593288
actually..... I feel the same
I liked how more feral the pokemon looked in gen1
>hard mode
>>31593047
>gen 5
Found the problem.
>not running flame/toxic orb on conkekdurr
Spotted the sub 1100 shitter
>>31593047
Does Konk even learn Fling?
Well /vp/?also post pokegirls
>>31593008
Serena
>>31593008
I like both and I like school uniforms, but that artwork is just not good.
>>31593008
I do
You did get all the ribbons from gens 3, 4, and 6 right?
I don't really see the pointconsidering nobody can see them except you and I have no IRL friends to brag to
Super contests are making me want to kill myself OP, what's your tip?
jesus I found the battle of the ages, get in here
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-525565212
this'll last longer than funbro could ever dream of stalling
>>31592940
>4 hours
>>31592940
>they just keep switching
>predicting the others prediction x50
Any Sage devs around?
It's Sunday, was wondering if there's any 2.0 news?
Voting for the Erion Aurum Admin started.
>>31592911
How's that going?
>>31592792
Discord page?
>New to these threads? Give this a quick read: http://pastebin.com/BQU3Mcj8 (Updated: November 24th, 2016)
>Want to vote for an older Pokemon? Read this: http://pastebin.com/Y6KFPv7j (Updated: December 18th, 2016)
Vote Results: http://pastebin.com/b3pEQbD9
It was a total team effort this week. Surely. With 14/95 odds.
>Pokemon 59: Heracross
>Hard Mode: No References or Fixes
You know the drill. Pokemon is selected at random daily, you get in this topic, you draw a Heracross in MS Paint (or similar program), and post results.
Checklist: http://i.imgur.com/H1wUNEr.jpg
Archive can be found here: http://vpdrawings.deviantart.com/
Don't forget to vote!
Let's gethorny
>>31592733
to the anons who voted for Heracross, would you now consider voting for goodra sense your pokemon was picked this week?
>Pokemon now get all their abilities at the same time
How does the meta change?
http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/pok%C3%A9bilities-excadrill-banned.3588652/
>>31592586
Yanmega banned.
>>31592586
>Battle Bond Protean Ninja
>Drought Solar Power Blaze Tough Claw Zard
Is this type beyond saving?
It pretty much became the most useless type ever existed after Fairy was introduced.
May as well make Trubbish and Garbodor Dragon-type too because they're all just garbage.
>>31592446
Dragon has always been a garbage type. It just happens to have a ridiculous amount of good pokemon.
>>31592446
>It pretty much became the most useless type ever existed after Fairy was introduced
Its slightly better than Normal if anything.
Dragon:
> hits one type SE
>1 type resits it
>1 type is immune to it
Normal:
> hits nothing SE
> 2 types resists it
> 1 type is immune to it
Defensively, Normal resits NOTHING. Dragons can at least shrug off the starter triangle types and Electric.
>>31592464
No, Dragon was broken as a STAB as only one type resisted it until Fairy. If your a Dragon with moves that would actually touch a Steel type, you got flawless neutral coverage.
>>31592446
Dragon typing is a tax on high BSTs.
Continued from >>31587365
The story thus far:
>Once a human, you have woken up as a Tepig! With a bit of help from some trips, you've remembered your name is RON POTTER. You soon found an Oshawott under attack by a trio of bird pokemon attempting to scam him out of money and food, led by an obnoxious Spearow. After fending them off (and inadvertently starting a forest fire), Oshawott asked you to help him back to his village. The two of you headed north to a ravine, where you were suddenly overcome by a strong urge to... have relations with Oshawott... Unfortunately, your abrupt actions caused the two of you to fall into the dark ravine.
Rules: Periodically, I'll ask for you to guide our characters with # posts. First post of that number w/ a suggestion gets it, but for 5 minutes after the initial post, dubs can override the # post, trips can override dubs, quads > trips, etc etc etc.
>>31592401
last suggestion from last thread
>>31592401
welcome back friend
>>31592412