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Was Pokemon to blame?
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>>31608675
doesn't he have cancer or some shit?
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>>31608675
No, bad parenting is to blame if you don't teach your kid what is and isn't appropiate to do and say and how to behave like a sane member of society you end up if people like Chris chan
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>>31608675
Don't blame a video game for a faggot being mentally retarded
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Let's have a stories thread. Post any Pokémon related stories you have. I'll start
>Be me, 18
>2 years ago
>loved to play showdown on my downtime
>don't have the team that I used then anymore, so don't remember a lot of it
>playing gen 6 Ubers
>run into player named Ronald McDonald
>this fucking guy
>this guy trash talked me throughout the entire game, constantly saying shit like "you like that, pussy?" And "how's my dick taste homo?"
>get super pissed
>normally don't mind if I lose, but I had to kick this guys ass
>ran most of the meta in gen 6 ubers, shit like Pdon and power herb xerneas
>he wipes most of my team
>fuck
>able to push back a bit with my mega blaziken
>I'm down to my last mon, accelgor
>so is he
>greninja
>getfucked.jpg
>destroy his greninja with a knock off and bug buzz
>get super fucking happy
>scream "CHOKE ON MY DICK RONALD MCDONALD"
>hear my (now ex) girlfriend laughing her ass off downstairs
I was super embarrassed at the time, but now I look back and chuckle.
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>9 years old, playing Pokemon Pearl
>Find Turnback Cave, kind of creeped out
>Eventually find Giratina
>No idea he even existed
>Bishaan!
>mfw
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>2011
>be 17 year old """obnoxious""" homo
>argue with someone on the Pokemon Online simulator main chat over pop stars
>get banned because a bitter mod thought I was being annoying
>obviously mad because I made the chat all about me whenever I was around and took control of the place
>bitch on their forums
>get unbanned
>never really use it much after that because I realized people in there were boring as fuck, other than my excellent self
>that place is dead now
I always win desu.
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>Be me, 10
>Go to swim team meet, massive amount of people (400+)
>See 13-14 year old girl playing Pokemon Diamond Underground
>Get on
>Take Flag
>Hear her scream "WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY FLAG" as she looks around
>Don't notice me senpai
>Direct eye contact made with my DS in hand
>My Emergency Exit activates
>Fucking run to my older sister on the verge of tears
>Still capture that flag
>Go into Metal Gear mode for rest of meet
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https://3ds-sp.pokemon-gl.com/rentalteam/
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>>31608520
what? rental teams? oh boy!
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Cool. What restrictions are there?
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>>31608520
Megamom should be replaced by a Tapu
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>99/100 Zygarde Cells
I swear to god I've been over this goddamn game five times over both day and night I can't fucking find this little shit at all
Fuck it I hear Complete is garbo anyway
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>>31608495
Just separate a zygarde from gts
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>>31608495
____ ______ ___
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>>31608514
You can do that?
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Generrral Kenobi *cough cough*
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>>31608420
golisopod's tummy is adorable
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>>31608420
Man fuck the originals, General Grevious was cool.
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doesn't have the high ground, 0/10 will lose every time
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What did she mean by this?
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>>31608401
>No new posts
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bump
pls respond
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>a thread died for this
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Whats her team /vp/?
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>>31608385
6 Lycanrock Midnight.
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>>31608385
Goodra
Tyrantrum
Altaria
Noivern
Mega Salamence
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What's her team?
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>"In addition, as I mentioned a little earlier, we've been greedy in the amount of gameplay elements we've squeezed in there. There's so much included that I even had colleagues saying to me: "Are you sure you should be going this far with a remake?" In that sense, it's not simply a remake - I think it's more than that."
-Morimoto, Director of HGSS
http://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/#/ds/pokemon/0/5
Well lads, here's definitive proof. The DS era was the last era in which GF put genuine effort into the series. Here we are folks, Gen 7, and nothing has improved since the mistake you all consider 6 to be. Going to 3D was a mistake, the golden age is gone
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>>31608206
Agreed
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>>31608206
Weird how HGSS turned out to be the worst remakes in the franchise, and gen 4 failed to improve the series mechanically except for a half assed Physical/Special split, compared to the huge mechanical advancements made by gen 2, 3, 6 and 7.
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>>31608311
>Worst remake in the series
>When ORAS and FRLG are right there
You're gonna need some bigger bait
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What did he mean by this?
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I want to see this with Mareanie and Corsola.
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>>31608201
Cutiefly crawled up Orion's urethra.
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>>31608201
Your tyranitar and that cutiefly enjoy playing together and Moh thinks that is cute. Friendship is a good thing, you know?
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I'm curious /VP/, so I made a poll. Go vote for your favorite pokémon of Gen 7.
https://www.poll-maker.com/poll969564x59B24b64-41
It's tidier to leave out prevos, so I did that.
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On reflection, I probably oughtn't have made this poll at 8 o'clock at night.
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>>31608109
>MFW waifubait is winning
>MFW I am the only Golisobro here
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>>31608368
I voted for Golisopod, Araquanid, and Buzzwole
best gen for manly bug types
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Why are different evolutionary stages considered separate species? That's like like if we classified puppies as a separate species from adult dogs.
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>>31607937
>Evolution
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>>31607937
You just separated dogs by using the words "puppies" and "adult dogs" two terms that in theory refer to the same thing.
Apply that same logic to pokémon and you're set.
Any of you guys played this?
Anyone going to play?
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>>31607878
Its a shit game.
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>>31607882
Sounds like somebody hates having fun
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>>31607919
Oh, this is the drinking one.
I thought it was the actual board game that came out in the 90's.
That one was shit.
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What happened to it 2 gens later?
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>>31607746
It browsed /b/ for too long.
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>>31607746
it grew a penis
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>>31607764
But it's still an azurill, it grows a penis when it evolves.
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Is it just me or are fighting fags so split as a group as to which designs within the type are great? I don't see much arguments and competition from other elemental type fans
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>>31607628
Of course there is FIGHTING for FIGHTING type. Dumbass.
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>>31607823
do people also get fired in fire type discussions?
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>>31607871
firefags dickride the same 3 or four pokemon: typhlosion, arcanine, charizard and sometimes blaziken, so no
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>we literally have to wait +4 months to get all the megastones
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That's one small lizard. He may just crush it with his fingers.
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>>31607603
>he still thinks that GF is going to give them to us ever
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>>31607644
>he hasn't heard yet