OH SHIT HE BE DABBIN
>>31673310
That took it 6 years to do.
Maybe it'll be RU once humanity goes extinct.
>>31673310
>Buff
Illuminate: Now activates Light Screen when the Pokemon is sent out.
>Nerf
Psychic Surge: Ability fails if the user has a status when sent out (Poison, Burn, Paralysis, Freeze or Sleep)
>Buff
Slow Start: Makes the user immune to non-attacking moves, quadruples its defenses, and full heals the user's HP at the end of every turn.
>Nerf
Protean: No longer changes the user's Type. At the end of every turn, the user has a chance of randomly spawning a Protein.
>Buff
Truant: Every turn spent loafing around increases the size of the owner's dick by .5 inches. Females have their breast size increase by 10% instead
>Nerf
Speed Boost: Every turn, this pokemon injects speed into its veins.
>Buff
Slow Start: Counter no longer resets upon switching
>Nerf
Beast Boost: Now only boosts the highest base stat, rather than highest actual stat
You have to pick a party of 6 Pokémon to accomplish the Zero Mortals Plan (wipe out all mortals in existence). Which do you pick and why?
Hard mode:No Legendaries
Megamence
Tyranitar
Garchomp
Metagross
Volcarona
Porygon-Z? Last one is difficult, tried to think of one that can reach space and/or travel very quickly, like through the internet. Might sub Poryz with something like Ash-Greninja or something.
>>31673268
Can I do the opposite except with a handicap? Like, you can only use PU, NU, and RU mons?
>>31673268
Exploud
M-Gengar
What's the best Z-pose?
Dark-type, I don't even remember what it looks like all I know is that I really liked it when Nanu performed it
Ghost pose is probably the funniest z pose.
>>31673242
>>31673372
Ghost pose is adorable. I especially like the little "rrrr WUH!" sound.
What's up with all those Magnemites on GTS? They're all named 8bit and asking for legendaries.
>he doesn't know
Probably some Youtube/Twitch/Twitter shitter doing a giveaway or something. Happens all the time.
>>31673224
Well tell us
What went so right?
>>31673205
Everything. Until BW. I hated her BW team.
>>31673205
Her team and outfit.
>>31673205
Long blonde hair.
>water bubble
>132 SpD
>still lost half of my HP against a Zard Y flamethrower
garbage
>>31673183
>neutral damage
>base 68 HP
>>31673196
it resists
>>31673196
0.5x thans to the ability
How does this make you feel /vp/?
>>31673132
Hungry
He was the chosen one...
>>31673132
Fuck gamefreak for killing my favorite pokemon.
ITT: Gimmicky stuff that seems like it should work in OU, but doesn't.
Scarf Defiant Braviary
Trapper Decidueye
Z-Snatch Honchkrow
Nature Power Whimsicott (priority Moonblast/Energy Ball with terrains)
All of the '+1 to all stats' Z-moves:
Z-Celebrate Gyarados
Z-Happy Hour Jirachi
Z-Celebrate Protean Greninja
Z-Celebrate Eevees (all of them)
etc.
>>31673124
>z-celebrate
>when you have extreme evoboost and z-splash
>>31673124
Gravity Gigalith or Golurk w/ SE and EQ
Z-Gravity Porygon-Z w/ Zap Cannon, Blizzard, Thunder
Z-Trick or Treat Gourgeist (Phantom Force, Leech Seed, ToT, WoW)
Admittedly, all of mine are very gimmicky.
>>31673163
> Z-Forest's Curse Trevenant
> Think it could work okay, try it
> Can't hold a Berry, no Harvest
> Fuck, okay
> Frisk can be useful I guess
> It's slow as fuck, so I'll make it bulky and give it Horn Leech
> Adamant +1 is 525 Attack
> Breddy gud
> Give it Ghost STAB
> Phanton Force or Shadow Claw
> oh
> Take it into a match
> Trevenant used Z-Forest Curse! Opponent had Grass type added to it!
> Trevenant used Horn Leech
> It's not very effective...
Fuck me.
So /vp/, it seems we might be getting more of these through global events. Let's give balltism inspiration to eachother. What did you use your Apricorn balls on? So far I've only used my Lure Ball on a Bagon for my Battle Tree Salamence.
I'm...still not going to use them. I just can't bring myself to ever use limited items.
I injected 900 of each and I use them on whatever the fuck I want
>>31673111
>look at me, I'm a cheater
Good for you I guess?
Haven't used my apricon balls on anything yet, I hope we get the 2 million on the global mission. Should've used my moon ball on Lunals
This is my wife
Say something nice about her
>>31673030
Very beautiful hair, at the very least. I'd fuck those hair.
>>31673030
Very a cute, but how many of these threads do we need?
>>31673030
Qt.
What went wrong?
No moves. That's it.
>>31673024
Nothing, I think it looks pretty cool, the shiny looks better than the normal.
>shit STAB moves (has to rely on focus miss)
>whole concept based on scales, but doesn't get multiscale
>best move is a weaker special-based hyperspace fury
>not fast enough to outspeed threats
>gorilla arms
the list could go on
>post yfw DiaPer remakes are delayed from Gen 7ame to Gen gr8
>>31672818
After ORAS I don't want remakes anymore.
>Gen 7ame to Gen gr8
kek'd
>>31672828
best thing they could do would be a red/blue 2 in gen 7 and having diaper in gen 8.
your help would be grateful plus post your fakemons :)
>>31672770
>This thread again
reported
>>31672770
Give the racoon leaf whiskers and have the leaf grow from its head. Decorate the rim of its tail flower with leaves as well.
About the whale, change it to another species, or give it a Psychic Type.
The ram is neat, and needs no particular improvements.
Not that you need to do what I listed here. I'm a pretty subpar designer as well, so my advice is probably not that good.
>>31672770
Get better at drawing.
Where is the entire version of this?
There you go ...
Hope you can see it t b h
>>31672794
Thanks anon
As always human dick>pokémon dick