>"Money? Nigga, I don't give a fuck about your money."
>"I want something else from ya."
>"Gimme your phone number."
What do?
Obliged
Why did I offer her money in the first place?
Why is she asking for my number instead of just trying to rape me?
>Mfw someone says OR/AS were disappointing and still ask for remakes of D/P
They can't make the same mistake as ORAS. But then again, it's GF.
XY were disappointments. Should we have stopped asking for more new gens?
>>31675127
I JUST WANT THE FUCKING SUCKER PUNCH MOVE TUTOR. I'LL FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR IT. I HAVE POKEMON THAT HAVE WANTED SUCKER PUNCH SINCE HEART GOLD. WHY THE FUCK IS GAMEFREAK SO RETARDED WITH MOVE TUTORS
Cringe thread
>>31675124
the fact that these products get easy money for stitching on a sticker scares me
Super Bowl Sunday Edition
>Official Pokémon Go information
http://pokemongolive.com/en
https://twitter.com/PokemonGoApp
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA698bls2pjQyiqP9N-iaeg
>Database
https://pokeassistant.com/
https://thesilphroad.com/
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/
>Pokéstop & gym maps
https://www.pokemongomap.info/
https://gymhuntr.com/
https://gymsear.ch/
>Evolution calculator
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Nest atlas
https://thesilphroad.com/atlas
>Battle advisor
http://tripledex.com/
>IV checkers
https://pokeassistant.com/main/ivcalculator
https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemongo-iv-calculator
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=tesmath.calcy&hl=en
>Level speed calculator
https://trainerlevelspeed.de/
>Latest changes
https://www.diffchecker.com/rJEYTDxV
>Latest update
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-55-0-release/pokemon-go-0-55-0-android-apk-download/
>Website scanner maps (rarely work)
http://pokesear.ch
http://pokehuntr.com
>App scanners
https://www.pokemesh.com/
https://github.com/PokeAlert/PokeAlert/releases/
http://pokemapgo.xyz
>Best Pokémon per type
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/highest-pokemon-dps-per-type
>Best movesets
http://www.pokemongodb.net/
http://www.pogomoves.com/index.php
>Best attackers for specific Pokémon
https://pokeassistant.com/main/index?locale=en
>How to spoof
http://pastebin.com/H9rDL9Vy
http://pastebin.com/qQcvWr6c
>Master decoding
http://pastebin.com/5upnQpSE
Previous thread: >>31662897
GENTWO
How does one acquire a poke gf?
valentine's event will blow
What the hell is wrong with this dude?
>>31674119
>>31674119
MORE Zard shilling? Seriously now? Is Kiawe having one not enough now? I know this season is shit, but come fucking on.
BURASTO BAAN
>pokemon has great stats
>it's movepool is shit
>good typing
>decent stats
>great signature move that's a better dragon dance
>every attack it learns is special
>it's a physically attacker
>All these moves
>Ability is Moxie
>>>>>special attacker
Fuck you Pyroar
>>31674089
>>31674110
what is klinklang
>>31675304
Pyroar has absolutely no moves outside of the standard Normal and Fire-type fare. What are you going on about?
I try to make the thread every other day or so, so if you miss todays thread, keep making more for the next one!
If you've missed out before or aren't familiar with this, over the last 6 years, we've made tons of valentines in the lead up to Valentines Day. In the next post, I'll add the template, or you can use your own! (or use a previous year's template)
>All Previous Years Files
https://www.mediafire.com/#3cde819obr9co
All of the previous years are collected into RAR files. If you don't feel comfortable with that, you can also....
>check our our Imgur album:
http://pokevalentines.imgur.com/
Which also has all the previous years collected.
Previous Thread (Archived): >>31649719
Thanks everyone who contributed so far! Don't worry, your valentines can be as lewd or as fucked as you want!
What font is that?
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Previous thread >>31661803
first for cum
Second for Fairies rule
>new thread in very dead hours
semi-accurate op pic, at least
N-nani?
>>31673448
>Not only look like humans but behave like us
They are 100% some sick DNA experiment between humans and some pokemon species that got killed off after machop was born.
>>31673480
they're psyducks inject with human dna
>>31673448
Anatawa...
Post your favorite unova mon!
>>31673057
>404
>
>>31672942
Yet, we have 5 fucking Fire/Flying lines. GF needs to get a fucking grip.
>>31672949
>complaining about fire/flying of all types
>not about normal/flying, bug/poison, grass/poison or water/psychic
>>31672965
>or water/psychic
I know it's you Gengar.
Who is sexier /vp/?
Dawn, because she has something going for her. Chicken isn't even recognizable without her hat.
Definitely Torchic.
>>31672042
Dawn is the queen
Name one pokemon
>>31671345
bulbasaur
>>31671345
Jackie Chan
egg boy
HHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT
IM IN FUCKING TEARS MAN
ok
>>31671094
New pages?
>>31671150
16 hours ago I think
but hoLY SHIT I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THESE FACES
The last Pokegirl you fapped to is now pregnant with your child. How fucked are you?
>>31671061
I shoot blanks so idk how that could have happened.
>>31671061
I don't think a human can impregnate a Giratina
Considering that she's my waifu, not fucked in the least.