Welcome to the Star Shaped Aliens general.
Post SSA, discuss SSA, worship SSA, r8 SSA, become a SSA.
Q&A:
>What does SSA stand for?
Star Shaped Alien.
>Does this thread have a point?
No.
>Fuck, marry, kill?
The SSA are pure creatures, they are above us human filth and would not want to fuck or marry us. The SSA are immortal, therefore you cannot kill them.
>Todays topic: Who is your favorite SSA?
>Todays challenge: Catch all three SSA.
>>31862030
>Not wanting to marry cleffable
>Not wanting to fuck minior
>Not having a lumineon eat and kill the stupid starmie
Shit OP
>>31862040
How do you fuck a Minior. It's a ball of energy covered in rocks.
>>31862030
What's the point of breeding Pokemon?
>>31861745
imagining you're fucking the female one and impregnating her
>>31861745
tajiri was a fucking autist and tried to spread his mental illness among other children to create a beta army
>>31861750
But what about in game benefits?
What does /vp/ think of the style of the Dream World artworks?
>>31861596
I like it but what are the differences between this and the usual? The color and outlines?
They're OK.
>>31861596
I find them completely hideous and absolutely hate all the designs. I have no clue how the fuck they managed to make them so bad, but it's the one thing in pokemon that drives my autism up the wall.
the mods must have abandoned ship because this is the most fucked up shit ive seen all at once in a while on this board
>>31861552
it's going to be worse tonight assuming the raidfags got unbanned again
>>31861552
Maybe they enjoy our suffering.
>>31861552
we had worse
Hey guys,
I'm transferring Pokemon over from the Gen 1 VC games to Sun. I already know about how to get the preferred nature and that all the Gen 1 mons get their hidden abilities. But I still have several questions.
What TMs should I clone through the Missingno glitch?
What TMs I can throw away in Gen 1 without remorse?
What TMs can some Pokemon can make useable in Gen 7 that they can only get in Gen 1?
Ex. Fearow can make use of Double-Edge in the lower tiers. And Tauros really benefits from a Sheer Force powered Body Slam.
What other things should I be aware of when transferring Pokemon over? Please let me know.
Lurk more
>>31861428
That's easy for you to say, but I don't have as much free time as you.
>>31861418
Please.
Is there anything in Japanese mythology that explains why this turns into an octopus?
Here we go again, again
It's just a pistol fish that turns into an an octopus tank. It's pretty clever, really. Octillery should get a Mega that turns it into der Wunderwaffen 2bh
Gun->Cannon
"Raid"->"Artillery"
Dumbass.
Prove me wrong
Protip: [Spoiler] You can't [/Spoiler]
>>31861127
[Spoiler] (You) [/Spoiler]
>>31861127
>grass in anything other than elder god tier
>>31861127
Bug shouldn't be in top tier. Grass and Rock should be moved up. Dark should be moved down.
What would her team be?
Garbodor
Garbodor
Garbodor
Garbodor
Garbodor
Garbodor
>>31861121
>mains roller
she'd run stall
best girl would run a hyperoffensive rain team
My dick
Electrode
Wailord
Electrode
THE TRIUMVIRATE DEMANDS SACRIFICE
My cock demands pussy
>>31860705
Lesbian Lizards
>>31860705
Healthy Metas
>For those of you who participated in the recent Global Mission, the gift for trading 5 or more Pokémon is now available through the Pokémon Global Link. This gift is given through a Serial Code that can be obtained on the Pokémon Global Link. This gift is a gift of 5 Rare Candy and 1 Friend Ball. It can be redeemed until March 30th at 23:59 UTC.
I can't find shit on the Global Link. Has anyone had any luck? Maybe it's not live in the USA yet?
https://3ds.pokemon-gl.com/present/1b1d3aa9-319f-4cb0-a961-727ed178f3ba
>>31860696
>a single friend ball and 5 rare candy
lmao
>>31860750
It was on top of 4k FC
What is the worst looking pokeball and why is it this?
It's the Ultra Ball. Shitty color scheme and Ultra doesn't even have an H in it i mean what the fuck.
>>31860695
>Ultra doesn't even have an H in it i mean what the fuck
It's called Hyper Ball in Japanese
Also OP that isn't the Dusk Ball
>>31860685
It's the second-worst, after Sport Ball.
Who else here can recognise and name every single Pokémon just off appearance or description alone?
Can-do. It's been getting more difficult recently, but I feel I'll still be able even after we hit 1k. Having encyclopedic knowledge of it all is pretty fun.
I think I might be able to
Go ahead OP
Assuming you're gonna ask questions
>>31860724
Okay.
1. This Pokemon is brown and yellow with a flat face.
2. This Pokémon legs are extendable.
3. This Pokémon has the tip of it's tail located near it's head and is purple.
4. This Pokémon is orange with a lightning bolt shaped tail.
5. This Pokémon is small, has a big head, and 3 multi-colored fingers.
6. This Pokémon has sharp armour and always deals the last blow.
Okay just hear me out on this one
> Lillie is going to kanto
> ho oh card packs(jhoto)
> i dont know fuck hoen
> all the references to sinnoh in s/m
> colress makes a mysterious appearance (unova)
> dexio and sina (kalos)
What if pokemon stars has all regions
(Honestly this is as farfetche'd as farfetched can get but i just want gf to make a fucking open world game where you can visit every region already)
They are never gonna make a game with all the regions.
>>31860435
this is the most retarded shit today
>>31860481
Thanks friend i try
Ho-Oh and Necrozma in the next film, no one saw this coming
>>31860371
When will this so-called porn movie released?
>>31860371
>rainbow vs prism
Meh, call me when they do it with shiny Ho-Oh
>>31860371
>no one saw this coming
i hope you're being sarcastic
Did I miss the beedrilite competition?
>>31860353
Yes
>>31860353
no gogogo you sexy thing 2 days left
No, you still got time.