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/vp/ seems slow lately. Lets have an Azumarill thread.
>>31869703
not slow
its just getting ddosed by the hacker called 4chan or something
i literally couldnt post for 2 hours
>>31869703
>Lets
/vp/ is illiterate. Completely and terribly illiterate. I don't mean spelling something incorrectly here or there, or not knowing a quadrisyllabic word. I mean that this board, centered around a game that touts itself as helping young children read, cannot even spell the names of the majority of the monsters that are its subject. People will spell names of Pokémon and characters incorrectly on a regular basis, and be unable to comprehend even slightly more advanced sentence structures. This board is filled with people whose intelligence, when measured on a metric of the ability to read and comprehend written language, would be far below the average in any first world country, and arguably 4chan as a whole. Why is this? Is the absurd nature of the Pokémon series affecting your ability to read? Perhaps because Pokémon attracts autists (colloquial jargon so adequate in this situation,) we have people who spend more time memorizing charts than how to properly read them. However, people with autism actually typically score higher on IQ tests and reading comprehension tests, so it doesn't make much sense to label that as the reason. I'm completely astounded by the collective lack of knowledge that this board displays.
I have some Azumarill.
>>31869779
>can't even read his own copypasta
why is it's tongue always sticking out
Because it has no lower jaw :( :( :(
>>31869679
why is it's tongue always sticking out
air feel good
sslip sslip
I can't be the only one disappointed the upcoming movie won't even take place in Alola, right?
>>31867773
You are OP, get over it
>>31867773
It's a movie that finally stars fucking Ho-Oh.
We've been waiting for this for decades.
fuck alola. ho-oh os finally getting what the series has owed him for over twenty years
i'd personally set all seven regions on fire if it meant ho-oh finally got the respect it deserved
Sidney was so underrated.
This line gave me chills.
For some reason I thought Sidney molested me when I was a kid. I have a very vivid memory of him standing over me while I was lying in bed, and then my parents screaming and asking me if I was okay. I know something must have happaened in between but I really can't remember anything.
What was he even doing in my house?
>>31866227
>>31866227
That wasn't Sidney anon.___________________It was me.___________________
Find a flaw.
>>31865992
bit of a tryhard
>>31865992
Shoes are still on
>>31865992
Too cute, it's unfair to the other Hoenn girls
Gen 2 had the best cutemons
Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't.
>>31864175
sigh 4chan really is down in the shitter isnt it
>>31864175
This thing
Fug
Just inject lol
Even as someone into balltism and regionatism, I will never understand hatch locationtism. It seems pointless as that data gets wiped once you move it to a new gen.
>implying it will matter when it will just say it came over from the Alola region next game
The movie is about AU Ash starting his adventure and Necrozma fucking with him until Ho-Oh appears to set things right.
Pretty much Ash is "Linked" to Ho-Oh and the reason it never appeared in the Anime timeline was because it did it's job by granting Ash an "Joy filled and Adventurous life", but when an Ultra wormhole opens and releases Necrozma, it fucks the timeline up, causing Ash to miss out on Key points in his early adventure, forcing Ho-Oh to intervene.
This movie is always supposed to crossover into the Anime in someway.
Australian Ash?
>>31869291
Where are you getting this information from?
>>31869291
that would be nice OP. but you're lying probably.
Rate Sneasels design.
Also what bipedal pokemon do you actually like?
>>31869066
>>31869066
I rate it a cute
also I like this thing a lot
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>>31869066
One of my favorite NFEs. Sneasel is 10/10.
Is every game from now going to have a masked character?
Pokemon Big guy & Pokemon For you
>>31869009
What's the 3rd version called
>tfw no option to wear a wrestling mask in place of a hat
>tfw no option to wear a wrestling mask plus a suit
It's like they don't want money.
ITT: Pokemon that would pass for Ultra Beasts if introduced today
>>31867770
>>31867770
>>31867770
Claydol, Bronzong, and maybe Starmie.
After careful consideration of all of my available options, I have indeed resigned and decided to obtain an item that I have been frustrated with not being able to obtain and is unobtainable at the current moment and in the current game through, rather than waiting months, using a less genuine means and exploiting open code in the game to give myself this item through means of a public application known as "homebrew" and, thus, obtained the item in the game, albeit the unorthodox methods. After doing so, I saw the situation and the act that I had committed to be quite humorous and spontaneously burst into paroxysms of laughter.
>>31867598
Neat.
>>31867598JUST
>>31867623INJECT
What is his team?
What the fuck do you think his time is you faggot
magcarbro
>>31867590
Jesus fuck that's well drawn and well, graphic.
>Silvally is over a foot bigger than Type:Null
how? All it did was take off the mask.
>>31867356
he's a big guy
>>31867356
The hair
he can lift his head now that it isn't bogged down by the heavy mask