ITT: Fakemon ideas so overdone that seeing them again makes you want to run naked in the streets and murder people in a blind rage while screaming and leaving a trail of shit behind
>Flying-Type Cloud
>Grass/Fire Pepper
>Grass/Fire or Grass/Ghost Tiki Mask
>Poison/Something Manticore
>Oriental Long Dragon-Types
>Bipedal wolves
>Another Normal-Type rodent or Dark-Type cat completely
>Fairy-Type overly cute pink blob
>Fairy-Type waifu trash
>Legendary which is basically a powerful colorful animal which has no reason to exist
>Pixieshit
>Le epic waterbears XD
>LE EPIC BUG/DRAGON DRAGONFLY XDDDD
>>31925517
Autism
Being overdone doesn't mean some of these ideas are actually cool.
>>31925441
My nigga. I like Zygarde more than flygon though.
>>31925441
>Female
Neck yourself scaliefag trash
Garchomp is for nothing but bro
'sup
She was really cute but why was she so forgettable?
>>31925345
She was made to Pokemon contest. People's least favorite thing about ORAS.
>>31925345
>generic fanservice loli
i wonder why
>>31925351
I don't remember lisia being in Mauville or interacting with Zinnia
Imagine for a second that you could fulfill any sexual fantasy you wanted in the world of pokemon, as depraved as it was. What would you do?
Pic unrelated... in my case
>>31925299
I'd have her coil me while giving me a tailjob
>>31925299
Rid the world of degenerates like you and pleasure myself afterwards as a reward.
>you'll never be mindfucked by Nihilego
>you'll never get literally fucked by Nihilego
>you'll never give birth to nihilego's little alien jelly
I'm asking this because Pokemon turns 21 years old today
>First Pokemon game
>First Starter
>Favorite Pokemon game
>Favorite Pokemon
>Gold
>Feraligatr
>HeartGold
>Electivire
>>31925188
>>First Pokemon game
Silver
>>First Starter
Totodile
>>Favorite Pokemon game
B2W2
>>Favorite Pokemon
Volcarona
tfw you're both a johtoddler and an unovabortion
>>31925188
>Pearl
>Chimchar line
>Black/Moon
>Sableye
>inb4 edgy
sableye is CUTE, not edgy. Happy pokemon day /vp/
>Red
>Charmander
>Heart Gold
>Arcanine
I never thought I would be a furfag but I want to marry Gardevoir and hold her hand and cuddle with her in bed.
What have you done to me /vp/
>>31925149
>I never thought I would be a furfag but I want to marry Gardevoir and hold her hand and cuddle with her in bed.
>What have you done to me /vp/
>gardevoir
>furry
>>31925149
Entry level, get a real waifu, nigger
>"H-hey Anon-kun!! What are you looking at?!?G-get away!!!"
How do you respond and what do you do in this situation?
I close the porn popup
>>31925126
Ask her where her parents are, and tell her its not safe to talk to strangers
>>31925126
>implying Lana wouldn't invite you to swim with her if she caught you
Is Volcarona the patron saint of Unovabortions?
>Strong and competitively viable but not broken
>Hyped up in the lore of the Unova region
>Amazing design but not shilled by Game Freak to any extent
>Virtually unknown with normies, even relative to other Unova Pokémon like Zekrom and Zoroark
>A very strong Bug-type from the generation renowned for introducing strong Bug-types
Now we all know who /vp/'s favorite mon might be, considering how many Unovabortions are here. Can we agree on this and see what happens when people start criticizing "based moth"?
Does anyone else think Volcarona was intended to be a legendary?
It can't learn Attract... I think it was going to be a legend and therefor genderless, and they changed it at the last minute because Alder having a legendary would be kind of weird. Or for some other reason.
The way you capture it in BW is akin to a legendary, the dex places it right before the legendaries, and it's the fucking sun.
My favorite gen is 5 and I think volcarona is overrated.
I love volcarona, it skyrocketed in my top 3 mons, after TTar and Chomp
>>31925002
>/vp/
>libertarian
You're wrong.
>>31925017
>Posting furry Pokemon porn ad nauseam
>Not libertarian
MY nuzlocke so far. How's my team /vp/? I just got on the route with trick master. Also one tentacool died so I caught a new one in slateport
"MY" capitalized because autocorrect on 4chan sucks.
Also movesets
Marshtomp
Rock tomb
Tackle
Mud shot
Water gun
Taillow
Wing attk
Steel Wing
Quick attk
Double team
Slakoth
Feint attk
Scratch
Yawn
Rock tomb
Viltorb
Spark
Charge beam
Theif
Eerie impulse
Dustox
Struggle bug
Confusion
Gust
Poison powder
Tentacool will have
Acid
Toxic spikes
Super sonic
Water pulse.
I've beaten every nuzlocke besides this one and gen 7. Any advice for this one? My team is currently between 16-19. Currently grinding tentacool
Also any stories or anything in general that you want to share from your gen 3 nuzlocke?
> Pokémon Day
> Pokémon turns 21st today
> no sign of GSC being released on the eShop
>>31924795
working as intended
>>31924795
What's this from? It's the anime character, but it's clearly the Adventures style.
>>31925278
old anime promo book the original Pokespe artist drew.
>Make the most beautiful, perfect, amazing fossil pokemons ever
>Their evolutions look like shit
what did gamefreak mean by this
>>31924761
literally my mom's neopets
>talking shit about tyrantrum
How can someone have such a wrong opinion?
>>31924841
I hate the transition from brown to red, i hate the stupid beard, i hate the pointless scale details full of orange shit, i hate the grey belly.
Tyrunt is amazing and Tyrantrum is fucking trash.
Post your favorite water type Pokemon here. Go!
tentacruel
barbaracle
crawdaunt
poliwrath
starmie
!
+ Clawitzer + Araquanid
Who do you think is the favourite SM starter of the Smogon community?
I think it might be Primarina
>>31924746
Primarina is guaranteed to be nerfed next gen, Gamefreak are all aware that it should not be outshining Decidueye competitively.
>>31925030
:^)
How is she still single?
>>31924646
Because she has a shitty personality.
>>31924646
I wonder.
she likes meat too much