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Let's have an intelligent discussion about Pokemon and their sexuality.

Firsty, we know Pokemon are sexual beings. They breed and have children like most creatures.

They also seem to have their own consciousness and could consent to humans who want to have sex with them. It would not be the same as you trying to have sex with her dog. So, you would not be taking advantage of a consenting pokemon.

Also, it was stated in the japanese gen 4 games that humans and pokemon were together at some point in time.

What do you think? If Pokemon were real, would we be able to have sex with them or would it strictly only be Pokemon on Pokemon?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:37:20 Post No.31983199
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>>31983182
DON'T MAKE ME COME THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND PIMPSMACK YOU LIKE A BITCH, OP.
I'LL FUCKING DO IT!

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:39:34 Post No.31983226
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:39:34 Post No.31983226 [Report]

>firsty

/vp/ is illiterate. Completely and terribly illiterate. I don't mean spelling something incorrectly here or there, or not knowing a quadrisyllabic word. I mean that this board, centered around a game that touts itself as helping young children read, cannot even spell the names of the majority of the monsters that are its subject. People will spell names of Pokémon and characters incorrectly on a regular basis, and be unable to comprehend even slightly more advanced sentence structures. This board is filled with people whose intelligence, when measured on a metric of the ability to read and comprehend written language, would be far below the average in any first world country, and arguably 4chan as a whole. Why is this? Is the absurd nature of the Pokémon series affecting your ability to read? Perhaps because Pokémon attracts autists (colloquial jargon so adequate in this situation,) we have people who spend more time memorizing charts than how to properly read them. However, people with autism actually typically score higher on IQ tests and reading comprehension tests, so it doesn't make much sense to label that as the reason. I'm completely astounded by the collective lack of knowledge that this board displays.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:42:45 Post No.31983244
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:42:45 Post No.31983244 [Report]

>>31983226
You confused colloquial autism with the scientific spectrum. Actual autists do score higher in IQ tests, but the way 4chan and other boards use "autism" has nothing to do with the scientific diagnosis.

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2017-03-05 02:30:54 Post No.31983149
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:30:54 Post No. 31983149 [Report] [View this topic]

These are the only three relevant types. Say something nice to them!

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:32:19 Post No.31983159
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:32:19 Post No.31983159 [Report]

>>31983149

i got balls of steel

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:33:28 Post No.31983170
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:33:28 Post No.31983170 [Report]

something nice to them

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:42:06 Post No.31983240
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:42:06 Post No.31983240 [Report]

>>31983149
3 of my favourite pokemon are a different combo of all those types

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:30:15 Post No. 31983138 [Report] [View this topic]

>it just gets bigger
>oh wait they are official pokémon,i guess it's fine to them,so let's use this argument on fakemons instead

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>>31983138

>no Mega Rapidash
>that becomes a Fire/Flying Alicorn

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:37:56 Post No.31983209
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>>31983138
>implying no one dislikes official Pokémon because they just get bigger
Clefable is shit.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:38:01 Post No.31983210
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:38:01 Post No.31983210 [Report]

>>31983138
>and the lower flames get even lower
>and the mane takes on a different style
>and there's a horn
>and the eyes are different
>and the legs are more muscular