I can't do this, lads. I can't fucking stand how unfair it is trying to catch one of these shitters, and it's even worse in SM with the calling for help LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING TURN bullshit.
Help me. Not kidding. Now.
>>33432727
just inject lol
JUST PARALYZE IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>33432727
Inflicting status prevent it calling for help.
Something you should already be doing if trying to catch something with a catch rate of 3.
So im tempted to call this bait
Samurott discussion and autistic sperging thread
She would look better in two legs
but why
>>33432545
inb4 retards saying xe deserves shell smash
Leaked new Mega Heliolisk
>inb4 +200 "Is this a JoJo reference?!"
Stands confirmed for Gen 8?
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING DIGIMON REFERENCE????????????
Would you train this
>>33432202
If Ludicolo becomes and oven then yes.
>>33432202
Yes
>>33432210
Fuck yeah
>>33432227
>>33432210
Did Gen 5 have the cutest girls?
>>33432199
Pokegirls are like fucking drugs
I saved over 9k images of them, I cant stop...why Gamefreak
No Gen 2 did.
>>33432303
Show us your collection anon
I haven't played Pokemon since Red and Blue, where do I start? Or should I wait until a new game comes out for the Switch?
>>33431634
I would suggest X or Y because they're the first 3D games. ORAS is fine, especially since you never played Ruby or Sapphire.
Sun and Moon are fine games your first time, but if you don't like cutscenes and handholding, I wouldn't advise those ones.
Platinum, Heart Gold, and Soul Silver are some of the best games in the series, but they're harder to find, and usually expensive.
>>33431634
I'd check out Heart Gold/Soul Silver. IMO it has the best chances of bringing you back 'in it' as someone who only played the originals.
>>33431662
Don't listen to this faggot. Play emerald and then ORAS. You should also play BW and B2W2
All my friends are dead,
Push me to the edge...
>>33431527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKjOJuPjiu4
>>33431704
If you're trying to fucking imply that Decidueye is somehow an edgy design with that video, then do us all a favor and play in the traffic.
>>33431527
Well, if we're switching roles now
Lil Uzi Vert used Spirit Shackle! It's super effective!
>kangaroo mons
>can't learn neither bounce or jump kick attacks
simply epic
>>33431392
>mushroom
>kangaroo
>>33431392
>Breloom
>Somehow a kangaroo
I want what you're smoking.
>>33431392
how the fuck is breloom a kangaroo?
Kangaskhan is a theropod kangaroo, but breloom ; it's just a theropod
Rotated >>33409464
New?
>http://i.imgur.com/HoY1IaG.jpg
>https://pastebin.com/XDU1wEnz
TL:DR:
>Complete all Trainer Challenges to get 45 free packs (use Cheat Engine's speedhack to speed up AI games)
>Play through using Basic decks to unlock them for versus play.
>Farm Versus Mode theme ladder for Tokens and Tournament Tickets.
>Enter tournaments to get TRADABLE chests and packs.
>DON'T OPEN THEM.
>Trade them for the cards you actually want for a deck you want to build.
>Public trade is like the GTS, if you want proper results, put up your own offers.
What themedeck should I buy?
>Buy the Lunala one.
Resources
>http://www.pokebeach.com/forums/forum/tcg-competitive-play.156/
>http://www.pokemon.com/us/play-pokemon/pokemon-events/championship-series-event-results/
>http://thecharizardlounge.com/decklists/
Looking for specific cards?
>https://pkmncards.com/advanced/
To see what your PTCGO stuff is worth, look on the forums in the trading section. Trading companies overprice cards, aim lower. Keep pack value in mind when trading.
>http://forums.pokemontcg.com/forum/33-in-game-item-exchange/
>http://www.ou7c4st.com/card-values.html
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c1f_CdC_RIlzz_JMfFjBQmfZmgUXjkBlE86EzcJQOI0/edit#gid=1768215359
Code Giveaways:
>Post them as an image with the QR code covered. Bots will snatch plain text or uncovered QRs.
>Ask for emails and send em individually.
>Post your pulls or your mom dies in her sleep.
Thread question to test if anyone actually reads the OP and maybe generate some discussion:
>What's your favorite pokemon card? Why?
When will TPC do tournaments that let PTCGO players go to Worlds?
PorygonZ/Weavile
I've been messing around with the Gardevoir-GX deck that won Worlds' Master's division and I can see why it's so nasty.
I've also been testing out Micheal Long's Greninja build. Barring that terrible loss due to having two frogs prized, it's pretty solid despite the lack of recovery.
>>33431480
I'd only be fine with that if they get find and use a better shuffling algorithm.
On the coming Tuesday, there will be a short USUM trailer that will reveal new Alola forms for Johto pokemon. They will make special note that the original forms of these pokemon cannot be found in USUM, can be found in the Viirtual console releases of gold and silver. One of the Alola forms will be a Sudowoodo that has adapted to look like foliage found in the Alola region.
>>33431266
Even if this wasn't obviously fake, you gave it away by giving Sudowoodo an Alolan form. Alolan forms change typing, but Sudowoodo's whole deal is that he's a rock pretending to be a plant. He'd never be anything but rock type.
Saged and hidden.
>>33431318
They can always just add another typing to it's rock typing. They did that with grimer and muk.
Rock/Grass. It's adapted so well that it's actually become what it's pretended to be.
Have a little imagination.
>>33431318
>Alolan forms change typing, but Sudowoodo's whole deal is that he's a rock pretending to be a plant. He'd never be anything but rock type.
Considering they said it would LOOK like the foliage and not BE the foliage, you're just being retarded.
They do actually hint at it in the game when you first reach the Aether Paradise.
Perfectly reasonable to think in a slightly alternate time line that ones already present in S/M would be the ones to get Alolan Formes.
The most likely candidates being Johto 'mons thanks to the G/S VC release this time and the ones in the Island Scan.
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they actually made it so you couldn't even get the original Alolan Formes without S/M, having entirely new ones only in US/UM.
Last thread reached image limit.
R8, h8, appreci8
No lazyposting, must rate previous posts.
>>33431149
6/10
>>33431149
14/18
Pretty good
>>33431149
9/18
>>33431166
4/18
>>33431170
11/18 not bad
>/vp/ actually had nice looking people back in 2013
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/13494118/
>no other formats found for these images
I'll be damned
Thank god consistent archives didn't exist back when I was stupid enough to post my picture on 4chan.
None of them are particularly attractive, though.
We post our favorite mon and try to guess our age and sexual preference
>>33431075
>>33431094
Somewhere in the 20s for both of yous. Gyarados anon likes it rough
>>33431075
23 F Bisexual
>>33431094
19 M Straight
Go to http://www.cpokemon.com/seccion/herramientas/tipos/
Pick your least favorite of each type
>>33431017
8/18. Would've been 9/18 if Aggron had been Mega.
>>33431017
Horrendously bad taste, I'm convinced this is bait.
>>33431135
I wish it was bait, I actually dont like those mons
Why is Pokemon Showdown allowed to exist? I mean, isn't it owner rights violation to use pokemon without Nintendo permission? I doubt they are not aware of its existence, it is a pretty big game.
>>33430851
they make no money off of it
fpbp
/thread
>>33430880
fpbp
>>33430851
>big
bitch, what?