Post blatant examples of laziness.
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>>33441847
>/threading your own post
leave it to the underage tripfag to be a faggot
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>>33441614
Oh hey it's phoneposting drawfag from last night. Packoon looks kinda cool
>>33441640
What do you mean? That's clearly an ox.
Why is she so inferior looks wise compared to May, Dawn, Serena, and Lillie? How do we improve her?
>>33441605
Give her a MegaOh wait.
>>33441605
Being a mermaid
>>33441605
Misty is best girl
She needs no improvements
She is the only girl that is 10/10 in anime and game unlike the others who are one or the other.
Fight me.
Memes aside, what does /vp/ think of Necrozma?
good prism monster
ugly shitmon
It's very ugly and stupid looking, like the other UBs it dilutes the franchise and hurts the identity of Pokémon by defying traditional design constraints and rules.
I hate it.
>lost pokemon red
>lost pokemon crystal
>lost pokemon snap
>lost pokemon stadium
>lost pokemon fire red
>lost 2 pokemon emerald
>lost pokemon diamond
>lost pokemon platinum
>lost explorers of darkness
>lost shadow of almia
>found pokemon platinum
>found red rescue team
>found pokemon emerald
Whats your story?
>>33441508
>found a penny at work while cleaning
>asked cute coworker 'penny for your thoughts?' and flipped the penny to her
>guy coworkers cheer me on
>girl calls me dork
>throw dirty towel I was using to clean at her
>try to run away, she's fucking fast
>pinches and twists my arm super fucking hard
It was a pretty good day, arm hurts
>Gold got corrupted
>Silver got corrupted
>Sapphire got corrupted
>Emerald's internal battery ran dry
>Blue Rescue Team's cartridge is lying somewhere in the depths of the Atlantic
>Pokémon Ranger's language was set to Spanish as a joke by cousin
>Diamond is MIA
>Pearl got stolen
>Platinum is MIA
>HeartGold is sitting on a save from 2011 because I'm too sentimental to delete it
>AS is gathering dust in a drawer because fuck playing that again
>Currently replaying SMD while I wait for UM
>lost platinum (good riddance)
>lost diamond (good riddance)
>"friend" took my emerald and lost it
>he gave me ruby to compensate though, even though its battery ran dry
>he doesn't talk to me anymore (good riddance)
>heartgold stopped working (RIP)
>soulsilver stopped working (RIP)
Hello, we are the three coolest Dragon-type Pokémon.
>no kyurem
>no kyurem-b
>no kyurem-w
>>33441476
>he unironically thinks barney is cool
>he likes barney in any way, shape, or form
kill yourself
>>33441479
This
>>33441427
nice 5 minute texture edit
>>33441427
Zero out of zero
>>33441427
I can make it on my own/10
what a strange pokemon
>>33441360
>that
>a pokemon
im sorry but anything after gen 4 is pushing it
>>33441373
Wasn't it based off the nazca lines?
It's September my dudes. What are the chances of new news? When will said news drop? [spoilers]What are you expecting?[/spoilers]
>>33441208
FIVE
N E V E R
>>33441208
aw shit.
fucked up the spoilers, gonna hang myself now
Well VP who's your favorite? And will gen 8 get one?
Midnight because it's goofy, but I don't really like any of them desu
Dusk is really cool.
>>33441087
Midnight I guess. Zoroark and Midday are alright too. Don't like the others.
99% of people can't tell the differencethe other 1% can't either
>>33441054
Sharpedo's final evolution looks great
I overlayed them over each other and literally every pixel is identical. What's the joke here, OP?
>>33441073
One is slightly lighter tint
Will gen 8 have an ice/fairy type mythical?
>>33440970
That'd be pretty neat.
>Diancie bulky wall becomes fast mixed attacker
>Magearna bulky special attacker
An Ice/Fairy fast physical attacker would be really nice, if GF wasn't hellbent on making slow Ice types and refusing to give Play Rough to mons that would actually benefit from it.
>>33440970
Already claiming her as my waifu
>>33441008
ok, happy nightmares
99% of people can't tell the differencethe other 1% can't either
faggot you just posted two trash cans
WEW I LIKE LILLIEEEEE XDDDDDDDDDDD
why dont you go and fuck off?
>>33440859
Why'd you post a pic of yourself, OP?stay in your containment general
>Get major promotion in my office two weeks ago
>Decide to splurge and buy a 3DS and Sun on a whim
>Haven't played a Pokèmon game in about a decade
>Always pick the Water starter
>Get excited when I see Popplio
>Thinking Walrein or Water/Dark clown
>Evolves in a few days into a little girl with a seal flavor named Brianna or something
>Check the gender--it's a boy
>Okay, whatever, it's just the awkward second form
>Just evolved into Primemarina
>It's a grotesque half woman with jewelry, long hair, and make up/ half sea lion
>Still a boy
>Check online to see if it has alternate forms
>Grass has an anthropomorphic furry cartoon owl archer and fire gets an anthropomorphic furry cartoon tiger wrestler
Lesson learned: don't go into Pokèmon games unspoiled. I wish I chose the owl although they're all really childish. Boxed the seal.
Help me, /vp/. Is there a story on why Popplio isn't 87% female? Is it the designated transsexual representative for the franchise? Has Pokemon gone SJW?
Also what's with a lot of the new Pokémon being just things with faces? Sand castle with a face, hula necklace with a face, anchor with a face, etc.
It's a game mechanic, you're a faggot.
>>33440794
>Also what's with a lot of the new Pokémon being just things with faces?
That has always been the case anon, just ignore objectmons if you don't like them. Agree on the alola starters though, they can go choke.
>>33440794
Have you tried not being retarded?
Opinion on the Pokemon ranger games? I know theyre generally regarded as shit games but I enjoyed it as a kid, and to this day guardian signs is the only game I've completed 100%
>>33440764
i enjoyed them but god damn did it fuck my touch screen up
>>33440764
I enjoyed Guardian signs and will always appreciate it as a fond childhood game. Also, blue eyes was my first pokewaifu.
Ranger 1 is horrifically underrated and misunderstood, Almia only has improved RPG elements going for it, Signs I never played.