>Go to http://randompokemon.com/
>Generate 6 Pokemon
The top row is your team, while the bottom row is Chris Hansen's team
If you can defeat him in battle, he will believe you when you tell him the child is not yours. If he wins, the child will legally be recognised as yours and you will need to pay child support.
How fucked are you?
>>32035063
I think I'll be fine
>>32035063
>>32035063
Seems pretty dicey desu
Make a /vp/ esque pokedex entry for any pokemon.
This pokemon was once an upstanding African American doctor, but was then killed by a policeman. Now his soul is restless because the Black Lives Matter movement decided it would be a good idea to have a protest right outside his grave. Truth be told, he just wants them to move to another fucking location so he can finally get a some goddamn sleep.
>>32035006
I don't know what you think /vp/-esque is, but this ain't it.
>>32035006
It adores having Indian Elephants for dinner, but as it's diurnal, it never encounters them.
>>32035006
>>32034997
comical reassurance bird
weed joke
>Legends claim this Pokémon flies the world's skies continuously on its magnificent seven-colored wings.
>Wings only have 3 colors
Que?
>>32034991
>>32035287
is this a new meme?
>>32035292
No, it's one retard spamming it trying to force it into a meme.
This is canon.
>>32034975
yes
>>32034945
this just fucks me up.
>Red and Blue = Generation 1
>Red and Green = Generation 3
which means that Gen 3 is a completely separate timeline from Gen 1 and Gen 7 assuming Red and Blue aren't different
About 9-10x more lewd images than ho-oh.
Why is water birb so sexy?
>>32034939
Nicer body than Ho-oh.
>>32034939
Expressive eyes.
Smooth, round body and head.
Mammalian features combined with draconic bases.
Four limbs, two eyes, relatively bipedal.
I personally don't find it attractive as I am not a furfag (plus shadow lugia's sharper features appeal more to me and Lugia's head looks too small) and use Ho-Oh more (because of Regenerator), but I did my best to answer your question.
>>32034939
So what you're saying is that Ho-oh needs more lewds?
I agree.
Find a flaw.
>>32034911
human
>>32034911
She's not real
>>32034911
>Team Aqua
Ugh.
>/vp/ thought that Zygarde would be shit with Complete form
>/vp/ thought that Thousand arrows won't make Zygarde top tier
>/vp/ ACTUALLY thought Ash-Greninja will be less than top tier threat in OU
>not only it's A+ since the start, it's considered the best A+ there. Hell, it made PROTEAN better
/vp/ is pure shit at competitive isn't it?
>>32034902
No one said any of these things. Delete this thread then kill yourself.
>>32034902
/vp/ has some of the worst competitive players and discussion I've ever seen.
>>32034902
/vp/ said megazard would be NU
Comic relief
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>>32034829
At this point I actually want to see Rowlet become a Decidueye and win the league just so you get BTFO
>>32034903
>Rowlet become a Decidueye
Hahahaha
>win the league
AHAHAHAHAHA
please dont repost
lol nice edit bro
Master wants to eat hot ckicen
>>32034767
volcano bakemeat
I've been thinking of this set for trick room w/ Oranguru:
Sudowoodo @ Life Orb
Ability: Rock Head
Brave (0 Spe IVs)
252 HP/252 Atk
-Head Smash
-Wood Hammer
-Hammer Arm
-Protect/Curse/Sucker Punch
Any advice? What should I use for my 4th move slot?
What are the other teammates? If based off solely oranguru I would protect, taking damage or status really sucks unless you are a special attacker or have a way of diverting damage or correctly guessing what your opponent will do to get inside their head
>>32034364
< This guy's jealous
>>32036217
Wishiwashi, and I usually use Comfey for healing, but he might be too fast for Trick Room.
What would his team be?
>>32034264
Who is that
>>32034278
Sidon from Breath of the Wild.
In the latin spanish dubb, Sidon have the same voice of James.
Whats even the point?
why not stuck with the GEN IV national dex forever?
>>32034196
New Pokemon are what people buy the games for.
Money is a thing that exists.
>>32034209
what du u mean.
why would new pokemon afect sales.
Is there a Pokemon you've always wanted to use but you didn't have the means to obtain it. For me it's Milotic.
>>32034152just inject lol
Pretty much any Mon you have to trade to evolve. Never had friends that played pokemon. I was the nerdiest of the jocks n chadiest of the geek circles growing up. Doesn't lend itself to a lot of interaction over pokemon.
>>32034152
I chainfished a shiny Milotic in ORAS, shit was amazing. Had her and a mega sharpedo as my duo. Luckily had a friend to evolve my shiny kingdra too.
To answer the original question, anything late-game. I don't use traded Pokemon for the most part, except in B2 since I NEEDED a Reuniclus. I wanted to use an Araquanid in Moon but didn't realize they spawned during daytime only (thought they were Sun exclusive since I don't google shit until after beating the game) so I used Wishiwashi instead, and my Golisopod never got a spiderbro. Postgame I SOS'd a shiny one, but haven't used it.
Would you hug any of them? Would you fug any of them?
>>32034118
Nah. Hugs are for nerds. Fugs are for losers.
>>32034128
Well then what would you do with them?
>>32034137Manipulate them into fighting each other and watch the carnage unfold