NU just lost one of its best wallbreakers. How will the meta change?
no one knows because no one here plays NU and no one here is good at pokemon
>>33466057
NU used to be a good tier but power creep made it a shitfest of Pokemon that are actually too good to be considered bottom barrel Pokemon.
>>33466049
charge your phone boyo
Post your favorites
>>33465865
Still the best.
>>33465870
Owlfags just got BTFO of existence.
>>33465813
Man its stats are garbage
>>33465813
>another starterwar thread
>>33465843
Psst. Just see where incineroar is.
How do we make them feel and act more alien, /vp/?
These disgusting abominations just need to be deleted and retconned out of the world entirely.
When all we had to go off of Xurkitree's design was this image, I thought it had 3 legs, not two legs and a tail. I sort of thought that it would run like a four-legged animal, with it using two legs in the back and one in the front, which would've looked really weird. I also thought that its copper hands would spin.
Give them more plot relevance, don't just say "oh no people are in danger, you have to help," SHOW that. They showed Team Galactic blow up that lake, they showed Team Plasma freeze over Opelucid, I'm sure they can show an alien invasion.
At least it's basically confirmed they'll have over-world models this time. Watch Celesteela and Guzzlord be way too tiny though.
>Enemy's Intimidator IQ skill made it impossible to attack!
>Your attack rebounded and did 100 damage back to you!
>Enemy used Ominous Wind! All of its stats were raised!
>Enemy used Smokeskreen! You became a Whiffer!
>Enemy used Confuse Ray! You became confused for 10 turns!
>Enemy got a critical hit!
>Your attack missed!
>Enemy used Rock Blast! It hit 5 times and instakilled you!
>Oh you somehow beat all this bullshit?
>Well you still can't evolve your starter and partner lol
Why is this game almost obsessively against letting the player have even a little bit of fun?
>the final boss is challenging
W O W
O
W
Also evolving fucks up your sleeping animation, and you'll be seeing that after every single mission. Up to you if that's worth it. One of the few objective flaws of this game.
>>33465696
>Darkrai has spoopy legs in PMD
Neat, thought that might have just been an anime thing
Also you can do all of those things too. Literally all I ever needed to deal with boss rooms like that is one mon with Spore. Not saying the games aren't broken to shit but they only stop being fun on the 99-floor dungeons that restrict you to one mon/level 0/no items
Or anything involving ghosts, fuck those guys
>>33465745
Hey, I'm here to ruin your day.
Why is she flustered?
>>33465692
She's on her back and therefore about to enter a comatose state.
>>33465692
Because, Pokèmon Trainer wouldn't Fuck Her.
Her Trainer see her as a Tool of war.
>>33465692
She's embarrassed because she just broke her dorsal fin.
>>33465669
NOW CHECK SEREBII
>>33465676
LILLIE'S NEW DESIGN IS SO CUTE
>>33465676
HOLY SHIT
So how does your girlfriend feel about your love of pokemon?
Does she think it's cute, or does she give you shit for it?
If she does play, what is her signature team?
>implying anyone on /vp/ has a girlfriend
>>33465573
Shedoesn't exist, and likely never will
>girlfriend
What's your favorite group of starters as a whole?
Favorite first stage from each group?
Favorite mid evo from each group?
Favorite final evo from each group?
Fire, all.
Based Charizard, Typhlosion, and Incineroar together make up for everything.
Water but primarina was shit
Swampert,Feralgatr and Empoleom are the best of them
>>33465502
>Water but Primarina and Samurott bring it all down
>Totodile
>Frogadier
>Feraligatr
September update
http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/usage-based-tier-update-for-september-2017.3614028/
>Decidueye can finally be used in a tier it belongs
>>33465426
>Decidueye and Tsareena dropped to RU
Fucking finally
>>33465426
wow kingdra made quite a leap
What is your favorite Pokedex entry?
the one with the mew and the moves
Why don’t you try throwing a leaf?
>>33465301
It was banished for its violence. It silently gazed upon the old world from the Distortion World.
Is this the best Pokémon in Gen 2, in-game?
>possible to catch before the first proper trainer battle, not counting Silver
>great match-up against the early gyms, unresisted STAB moves
>solid against many neutral trainers, Team Rocket in particular
>never stops being useful, will beat half of Red's team on his own
You even find the Hard Stone before the first gym, if you start the game on a Thursday.
Also, general Geodude line appreciation thread.
>>33465097
probably the best non-starter pokemon in terms of efficiency and long term viability
feraligatr makes the game trivial without you ever needing to catch another pokemon
>>33465097
Female Geodude renders Miltank useless.
Geodude was bro in gen 2.
I always look forward to using one in nuzlockes
Why do Absol threads always turn into an absolute disaster?
fucking furfags
>>33465028
I want to marry absol
>>33465028
Absol brings disasters wherever it goes
>consistantly manages to trigger everyone while not giving a fuck
How does he do it?
>>33464993
>he
>>33464993
How do you know that Incineroar is a "he"?
Incineroar chads ignore triggered virgins. Someone should make a version of the virgin-vs-chad meme based on that.
Me, I just think a fire starter that's based on tigers is pretty fucking cool.
Create your own lore for Pokemon, /vp/
No thanks
I guess I'll start, then.
>nihilego was a parasite from earth that wound up in ultra space thousands of years ago that quickly mutated, which is why it can latch onto human hosts
>ultra beasts have popped up numerous times throughout history, and in the earliest instances, arceus and the creation trio fought them; "The power of defeated giants infuses this plate."
>it wasn't arceus that banished giratina, but dialga and palkia, because they feared its power
When legendaries get bored, they invite trainers over to fuck them