Lewd the Cube edition
previous thread: >>32219700
faq:
>What is /gad/ ?
gorilla arm dragons
>does this thread evem have a point
yes, gorilla arm dragons
>this thread is stupid
gad are not stupid
>REEEEEE
REEEEEE
>Thread topic:
Is it ok to lewd gads? Are they pure, or thicc-armed delicious husbandos and waifus?
>Thread challenge:
Don't get the thread deleted due to lewdposting pls
>current gad record holder
17 days and 17 hours
>previous thread
new record, 17 days and 17 hours!
And remember, as always, dragon energy and gorilla strength will come to you, but inly if you wonder what the point of this thread is.
FPBP
>>32356570
>Is it ok to lewd gads? Are they pure, or thicc-armed delicious husbandos and waifus?
If the gad consents it is.
Is Zygarde-Complete a GAD ?
Lets talk about Pokebutts
Oshawott's butt is best butt.
What pokegirl has the most poop come out of her butt?
>>32451203
No human butts allowed here. Only Pokemon butts.
Assuming Gen IV remakes are guaranteed (this thread is not for arguing whether or not they will be made) what are your desired features of these games? Platform, mechanics, story, characters (new and old), etc
my desired feature is that they don't exist.
Aside from Pic related, What other character would probably make a cameo in this game? i've got a slight feeling that Prof. Sycamore may reappear since he was a student of Prof. Rowan
>>32450928
this
I am hardpressed to think of a mon I hate more than Klefki.
this key is cute
The ralts line is fucking cancer just like any faggot who likes them.
I like to imagine that little pink thing he has on the center is it's clitoris.
>Okay, Anon, let's have a Double Battle!
*sends out Rayquaza (with Dragon Ascent) and Landorus-T*
*Sends out Tapu Bulu and Alolan Ninetales*
>>32450406
How does that work?
*Sends out arceus and shiny arceus*
How do we fix it /vp/?
Mega exploud
+40 satk
+40 speed
+20 def
Ability: BASS CANNON - sound moves do 20% more damage
Maybe give him a meme subtype too, like electric
>>32450361
Exploud has god tier coverage and decent special attack, the only thing it needs is decent bulk or decent speed.or a busted ability
I say
+20 speed
+10 special attack
>>32450361
-86 Att
+43 SpAtt -> 134
+43 Spd -> 111
Master of the Violet Springs Edition
Previous Thread: >>32429490
Screencaps of previous threads(thanks to sceencap anon!): https://imgur.com/a/7TfUl
Discord: https://discord.gg/wCv6pGE
Story so far: You are Ron, a human who one day turned into a Tepig. Along with your friend Oshawott, you started an exploration team, investigating a mystery of a captured Shaymin, a rogue Tapu Koko, and a dying world. Check the screencaps to catch up!
You set out on your next adventure, towards the Daisan Knoll in search of a mythical Wishing well.
"Last time Ron was a tepig and things happened"
-Sculpt, on discord
>>32450055
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.
Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.
Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing
>>32450059
Osha: We made it to the top of the second tower!
Nibbles: That was one long ladder
Barry: I know, it felt like we were climbing for 2 whole days
Osha: Says the one who can fly... so uh...
>>32450083
Osha: What exactly is going on here?
>2, 4, or 9
It doesn't matter if you can't draw, just describe it. Can be a completely new line, or a split for an old one.
I'm interested in whatever you have - stats, theme, name, anything!
Bug/Dark spider with Poison Heal
simple minimize
>Stage 1: Bebjorn (a combination of baby and bjorn, meaning bear), the Baby Bear Pokemon. Normal/Ground type.
Bebjorn (pronounced beh-beh-yawn) is an innocuous polar bear cubs, cute and cuddly. It has an iron plate on his head, and small shiny metal nubs on its forelegs. It headbutts its enemies, and attempts to look stronger than it is.
Bebjorn admire strength and power, but aren't very violent themselves.
>Stage 2: Vikjorn (a combination of viking and bjorn, meaning bear), the Raider Pokemon. Ground/Steel type.
Vikjorn (pronounced vie-key-yawn) remains quadrupedal. They are larger than Bebjorn, and their fur has grown out in such a way that it looks like it is dressed in furs, not just a furry creature. The metal plates on its head and forelegs has grown out so as to look like armor, and when Vikjorn needs them to, they expand to look like Viking roundshields (like would be seen on the side of a boat) or dual ax blades.
>Stage 3: Jarbjorn (a combination of Jarl meaning chief and Bjorn, meaning bear), the Chieftan Pokemon. Ground/Steel type
Jarbjorn (pronounced yarr-beh-yawn) are huge and shaggy, their metal headplate has grown out to resemble a Viking helmet (real type, not horned) and its armor has grown further still, but now is more ornate and inscribed with blue runes. It is still quadrupedal, but when it attacks, it sometimes rears up on its hind legs to slash at its enemies with the huge steel axeblades that expand from its forelegs. When it needs to take a hit, it bows its head to ensure that the armor takes most of the blow.
Find a flaw.
>>32449618
I can't.
A thread died for this.
>>32449618
that's a child
How does this affect the metagame?
What becomes more/less popular?
Would the meta be overall better or worse for it?
how the fuck do i browse files on a wii u, i want a pheromosa thread god dammit
Zoroark becomes OU
Pokemon with Flash Fire/Motor Drive love it because they can more easily take advantage.
Gimmick teams are less predictable.
Harder to know when you can safely sweep.
Imo an improvement.
Honestly things would become a clusterfuck, you just need to hide broke-ass setup sweepers in the back. Team preview's necessary in this meta I think.
What emotion does this expression convey?
>>32449477
exactly what you'd expect
Exasperation and dry humour.
>>32449477
Pomfness
>Goes to gamestop to pick up game
>"Are you here for pokémon stars?"
I didn't know you guys had jobs
wat
>>32449448
>Someone saved my close-up
Nice.
>>32449448
Gamestop employee you talked to here.
You're supposed to be 18+ to post here, also stop asking for Amiibos, we aren't getting any new shipments until the next wave is about to release.
Hey dudes, just wanted to get a ballpark estimate of what you guys think I should sell these crummy cards from my collection for. Also, card collection dump, or other pokemon collectibles
>>32449244
>>32449247
>>32449251
What do you think of this as our first Normal/Bug type?
Spimonkey -> Gorantula
Type: Normal/Bug
Ability: Limber/Unburden -> Limber/Sheer Force
HA: Quick Feet
Base Stats:
50/75/45/30/45/95 (Spimonkey)
85/115/75/40/75/70 (Gorantula)
Moveset: Facade, Bug Bite, Acrobatics, Close Combat, Spider Web, Belly Drum, Leech Life, Bite, Stone Edge, Earthquake, Lunge
>>32449065
le monke
>>32449065
NOW HE'S GOT SUPERPOWERS HE'S NO ORDINARY KID HE'S BEN 10
Stop watching Ben 10.
LEAK SPREADIN
SHORTS WEARIN
DATA MINING
DECIDUEYE SHILLIN