Archived threads in /vp/ - Pokemon - 1205. page

>>32795657
>basing a Pokemon on bland lies of animals that never existed
Why should they do it?

>>32795657
>muh quadrupeds
I want zoophiles to leave

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>>32795657
kommo-o is fine

>>32795535
nice team, keep species clause in mind tho

>>32795535
>No choice band

This where you fucked up OP.

>>32795544
i need to do damage with exxplosion

soon she will be NU

What a disgusting edgy shitmon

stop this

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Basculin has no legs. Say something nice to Basculin.

6 legs perfection.

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It was just after the /vp/oreons had returned, on a pleasant evening when the Pokemon had finished work and were making their way back to the Pokemon Center buildings, that the terrified neighing of a lynx sounded from the yard. Startled, the Pokemon stopped in their tracks. It was Luxray's voice. She neighed again, and all the Pokemon broke into a gallop and rushed into the yard. Then they saw what Luxray had seen.

It was a cat walking on his hind legs.

Yes, it was Torracat. A little awkwardly, as though not quite used to supporting his considerable bulk in that position, but with perfect balance, he was strolling across the yard. And a moment later, out from the door of the farmhouse came a long file of cats, all walking on their hind legs. Some did it better than others, one or two were even a trifle unsteady and looked as though they would have liked the support of a stick, but every one of them made his way right round the yard successfully. And finally there was a tremendous baying of Houndooms and a shrill crowing from the black Honchkrow, and out came Incineroar himself, majestically upright, casting haughty glances from side to side, and with his Houndooms gambolling round him.

He carried a whip in his paw.

There was a deadly silence. Amazed, terrified, huddling together, the Pokemon watched the long line of cats march slowly round the yard. It was as though the world had turned upside-down. Then there came a moment when the first shock had worn off and when, in spite of everything–in spite of their terror of the Houndooms, and of the habit, developed through long years, of never complaining, never criticising, no matter what happened–they might have uttered some word of protest. But just at that moment, as though at a signal, all the /vp/oreons burst out into a tremendous bleating of–

"Four legs good, two legs BETTER! Four legs good, two legs BETTER! Four legs good, two legs BETTER!"

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>>32795187
How is it weak to flying if it's a flytrap?

>>32795187
>no grass/steel venus flytrap

>>32795187

It's part grass-type.

no, /b/ and /r9k/ exist

>>32795167
No but you're the most autistic poster on 4chan

>>32795167
We have a "Pokemon in human clothes"
thread with an anthro Blaziken pic named "image.jpg" on the front page, what does that tell you?

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>>32795145
Shit, I meant to say Kris.

>>32795145
>>32795163
come on, we all know best gen 2 girl is clair__

>>32795163
Fuck off to your shit thread you make daily for yourself. Nobody but you liked that ugly cunt.

SHIT

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>pidfeog

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>>32795021
It's my second favorite Pokémon, I just wish that it didn't evolve so late. At least the mega is pretty decent. Will it be banned from UU?

gets an ultra form that moves her from PU to BL4

>>32795014
I'm taking the bait, but in a roundabout way where I don't actually mention the problem.

>>32795113
>if the OP says "he", nobody complains
>if the OP says "her", it's considered bait
why?

>>32794842
smogongenie

100% male goddess.

>>32794810
Yeah. Literally a shitmon event.

>>32794810
Can't you teach it the move via Move Reminder or something?

>>32794922
no
victini can't learn v-create, it must acquire it in event

Not everyone has no job, no career, no friends no family, no wife, and no life. Not everyone can spend multiple hours level-grinding like you're playing Dark fucking Rising just so you can get the "Authentic Pokemon Experience" from a low-effort romhack with too many bad design choices to ever take seriously. I'm not asking you to make an "Easy mode" that removes the fake difficulty, I'm asking you to take your head out of your ass.

There's a difference between using "1 Hit KO" gameshark codes to sweep Perfect EV-Perfect IV gym leaders with fakemon better than yours and using "Get 999 Rare Candies" gameshark codes to bypass level grinding in a game that shouldn't even have it. Come to think of it, your anti-cheat probably just checks the number of rare candies every so often and sets a "Is player cheating?" flag if it detects too many rare candies in your bag during any major scripted event, I bet an actual cheater could laugh his way through this game.

Fug, forgot I still had that username set.

>>32794633
DIGIMON REEEEEEE

I wonder if game freak will introduce a Pokemon type in gen 8

>>32794400
I hope not.

>>32794400
I fucking hope they'll produce a new type just to fuck fairies over. I'm thinking of something along the lines of 'God" type or something.

Or at least they can give steel types a major buff and make it resist fairies

first

2rd

>>32794411
3nd

Just inject it ;^)

>>32794380
Never forget what?

>>32794396
Porygon2 in Beast Ball. Which is illegal btw.