ITT: Times Pokemon Ruined a relationship / Ruined your chances with people
Ill start:
>2010
>Dating qt3.14 from Algebra class
>She constantly makes fun of me for liking Pokemon
>Constantly mocks Pikachu around me to trigger me
>Whatever, doesn't trigger me
>Fast forward 2 years
>Junior year
>Still with qt3.14
>Go to my place
>Get frisky
>Stick dick in
>She moans "Pi-i-k-a-a-a-a"
>Dick softer than velvet
>Tell her to get dressed
>Show her out and tell her never to talk to me again
>Spends all of next year trying to hop back on my dick
>>32811702
inb4 shiny pidgy copypasta
>>32811702
>not nutting immediately
Is this the story about how you learned that you're gay?
>ITT times autism ruined your relationship
Literally Pokékino.
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Please don't say Kino. It isn't funny and it just makes people hate you more.
Reminder that BW2 had a bunch of fakemon playable with cheats including a pair of female legs
This is the next Tobias/Cameron/Alain, say something nice to her.
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>>32811554
End this thread
>>32812555
legendary post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSDnyVq0kao&t=11s
Is this the best battle theme from the entire series?
It surpasses Red or Iris' themes.
>>32811447
Good taste, OP. Personally it's my second favorite in the series. First would be FRLG Gym Leader theme.
Since you all liked Lillie so much, we've decided to include three Lillies in Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon.
The first Lillie will be Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon's very own Lillie.
The second will be the Lillie from the original Sun and Moon.
And the third and final one will be the Lillie from the Sun & Moon anime.
The other two Lillies arrived in the world of Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon via Ultra Wormholes.
A major plot point will be finding a way to return the other two Lillies to their homeworlds.
>>32811180
>Not giving us one Lillie from Sun and one Lillie from Moon
>Not giving us a Lillie from Anabel's place of origin
>Not giving us a new mystery Lillie whose origins are completely unknown
Wow, thanks for fucking nothing. That isn't nearly enough Lillies.
>>32811180
>Game and anime Lillies are different Lillies
What did he mean by this?
Ash Ketchum was also sucked in alongside the anime Lillie, and she must reunite with him before returning home
There will also be a romantic subplot in which all three Lillies fall in love with him and compete for his affection
join the server or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>32810802
Too late anon, she died in her sleep last night.
sounds good to me
I'm an iPhone fag. I am about to go to Samsung phone just because of DS emulators
Alola battle bond formes confirmed?
>>32810549
More like buddy bond.
Pokemon in your party befriending one another.
>>32810549
Are there other pokemon or just Machamp and Conkeldurr? GF is really playing their rivalry card huh?
>>32810549
>even his costume change faces
dafuq
ITT post Pokemon who're literally you.
For me it's Nihilego - nihilistic, nihilistic and with a nihilistic sense of nihilism.
>>32810484
Nihilego is non-sentient though, so it literally can't be nihilestic
It has no sense of self, it's just a parasite
>>32810484
Ditto, since they can actually transform into me
There should be a single stage duck that's just a normal looking muscovy or mallard thing (like Herdier or Toucannon) but that's Dragon-type just because male ducks are called drakes.
>>32810340
>just a normal looking muscovy or mallard
>but that's Dragon-type
I receive cross signals from you part, anon
>>32810411
That looks cool, is it from Dragons World? Would make a nice base for a Pokemon actually.
>>32810340
Just make it a winged iguanodon and call it a day.
Take this shit.
>>32810227
What is that?
>>32810412
Only one way to find out.
>>32810412
>>32810412
>>32810412
Codes to get card packs on the online trading card game
Still haven't transcended humanity, eh?
You lack discipline!
>>32810050
NO U RAKU DISIPURIN
>Agumon used bubbles
diaper beam lol
What would his stats, typing, and ability be?
Was this the leak?
>>32809328
congrats you got a laugh out of me with this
>>32809395
>Hi I'm Newfag nice to meet you, OP.