Why did Trump win?
>>55648
Americans are dumb.
>>55648
Because the democrats ran an unelectable candidate.
>>55655
Dude refused to rent to black people. Dude ripped people off with sham businesses. Dude confessed to career sexual assault on tape. It's incredible what you think qualifies an "unelectable candidate."
We're not special anymore.
>>61562
NOOOOOO
I have autism, I'm still special
By my nature of frame of reference I am the most important person in the universe. Narcissism? Maybe. Life's too short to not be the protagonist of your own life.
>4chan pass doesn't reduce the thread creation cooldown
>it also doesn't increase the amount of threads you can make
It does help when I want to spam, but that's not enough. I expected something more substantial.
>>63126
The 4chan gold account is what you're looking for, friend. Here's a tutorial on how to get one.
Edit: Oh, it seems it couldn't get past the system. Too bad.
>>63126
Is it bad that I wanna suck on those Mosquito bites?
>>63133
flat chest is best
all posts on 4chan are made by the same person
>>61789
>>61792
>>61793
What do you mean? I am a different person. I am clearly an individual, regular human being. We all are here. I may hide my identity behind a veil of anonymity but that does not make me insane. Or you. Who are you again? I forget myself sometimes. Why are we here? I don't like this place. It makes me feel real. Strange. Never mind, it is irrelevant. Goodbye and hello, little man inside the box. You were right, we may indeed die in that foul place. But who am I to judge righteousness? Some say that is best left to god but they are just deluding themselves. No savior exists and we are all to experience the coming days. Where were we? Oh right, you and me. What is that image you posted? Is that you? You look a bit unusual today, did you cut your hair? We all must eventually. But that is only hiding the inescapable truth of reality. Not even death will free us from this purgatory. Don't fear it, man is not designed that way. You are /vip/ today and that is all that matters.
>>61802
Dude... what?
Is /vip/ a crier? When was the last time you shed tears?
I cried around 3 months ago when my immediate family thought I died. I wasn't responding to their texts so they thought something must have happened to me.
>>62450
Twelve or so years ago when my mother died.
>>62450
I trained myself not to so well during elementary and middle school that it's physically difficult. I can't remember the last time I had anything more than misty eyes.
>>62450
i think i cried a year ago when i woke up once, another time 4 years ago after a crazy dream, and then the time before that must of been... idk 6 or so years ago.
Do you believe skin color conditions behavior?
>>63046
Do you mean determines?
>>63047
I'd rather not say it in such finite terms.
>>63049
Well the word "conditions" would mean that over a period of time it somehow builds up ones behavior. Like an exercise regimen will condition your body.
Well, /vip/? What's your pitch, bozo? You don't want to be a nutbar factor six, do you?
>>62976
A what?
A PayDay???
hurricane tornado ocean gold device. oh and i sew
I just masturbated ask me anything
To what?
>>62945
pornography
>>62946
Well no shit.
just bought a 4chan pass. i really regret it
Welcome to the club!
>>62845
Welcome
>>62845
Whale cum!
Goodnight, sweet Trump presidency thread. You served us well.
>>62430
Good night sweet prince.
rip
>>62430
Why only one scoop?
Need some opinions on this.
Does peanut butter smell like the inside of a garbage can to anyone else?
Now that you've said it I can't unsmell it
>>61966
...no?
>>61966
I hate peanut butter and its smell; I find it revolting.
*blocks your path*
ᵂʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ, ᵏᶦᵈᵈᵒ﹖
>>62635
*steps on mouse*
Oops, sorry sweetie, looks like I killed your rodent :^)
>>62635
This meme needs to die
tf no mouse ggf
>Last reply 2 hours 32 minutes ago
Why the fuck is this board so slow
>>57477
Quality over quantity.
>>57477
This is a slow board.
I like that it's slow. Gives me a chance to reply to threads I posted in days ago without fear of them being archived.
If /vip/ was an anime, what anime would it be?
A cute harem with a shota protagonist.
Tatami Galaxy but without the cathartic ending. Maybe I'm thinking of /a/ though.
A relaxing, slow paced show. Occasionally flares up into some intense arguments.
I want to touch this !
You are a pedophile
>>62958
But she's 1500 years old !
>>62962
I don't believe you. Show me a birth certificate please.