>>64281
uhhhhhhh
>>64281
Shitty architecture funded by a government that disappears you if you object?
>>64281
Looks like quite a quaint little town, but I'd imagine major cities would have more in the way of skyscrapers.
Also, I'd prefer capitalism to socialism.
Do you tip?
>>63379
No
I used to be a server at one point and I know how it feels to get a big tip for your efforts. I always try to tip well because of that.
>>63379
I usually do though it greatly depends on a number of things like where I am going to. Lately at Denny's, I'll round it up to the nearest $5 or $10 even if it means a $4 tip on a $6 meal.
If you had $7,000 American dollars and three days to spend it, what would you buy?
Suicide equipment
I'd exchange it all for $9,446.92 CAD.
>American dollars
pay off American loans of course
>>64368
>Dragon_Quest.jpg
were you embarrassed to find out?
why didn't you do it?
was it well with her?
sell me a story.
So there I was, making a small living jacking off camels in western Angola, when suddenly this nigger comes up to me and says "Y'ALL GOT SUMMA DEM CRAYABS LEGS?". I had to inform this melanin-enriched (yet IQ-deprived) gentleman that I was unable to meet his seafood cravings, but that in due time he would probably stumble onto the carcass of some great African beast, and that he could feast upon what remained of it's once majestic muscle structure. The jiggaboo seemed content with that answer, and left me to my duty.
It was about this time that I felt a gurgle rise from the very pit of my stomach. "Uh oh", thought I, "I knew it was a bad idea to ingest all of that PCP-laced lasagna, but even if I shit out my very brains it will have been all worth it, down to the last noodle." The diarrhea struck soon thereafter - a veritable waterfall of chunky, milkshake-like fecal acid gushed from my lithe pucker, instantly contaminating the trough of spring water my herd of camels had been drinking from. Of course, they continued to drink - camels have no sense of germaphobia, you know - and within seconds my empire was ruined. They toppled over like dominos - hairy, massively deformed dominoes, similar to the ones the native tribes of this continent would play "Piss-Whistle" and "Sniggle-Dandy" and "Rub Jibarri's Ballsack with the Scrub-Brush" with - but dominos nonetheless.
>>64314
Accepting my fate, I took the first plane back to North America, which was difficult to find as an "airport" in Africa constitutes a felled tree trunk with a tip jar resting atop it and a woman with twelve neck-rings behind. The flight was mostly pleasant - only three people suffered crippling heart attacks - but as we neared our destination two of the bearded, turban-wearing Arabs began to cause quite a ruckus, waving their scimitars about and taking control of the rickety air vessel. Over the next twelve hours, we diverted from our original route and flew to New York City, which of course was stuffed to the very brim with overly-hairy kikes. As our plane collided with the Twin Towers (yes, both at the same time - it was a big plane), the only thing that I hear over the sound of bending metal and crashing plywood was the screams of "OY VEY! IT'S LIKE ANNUDAH SHOAH!". I finished my half-litre of Diet RC Cola and placed it to my side so that I could put the tray table up - this was going to be a long day.
>>64315
Cut to a full decade later. My 95% ownership in Kool-Aid stock had made me into a billionaire overnight, and I spent my playboy days learning the finer intricacies of Othello and introducing
a series of complex and harmful viruses into the western world, to which only I held the cure in an average-sized pouch of instant mashed potato. It was during one of my elegant "Whites only, and no, Gays aren't white" balls that I met the love of my life. She had a head like the entire cast of Happy Days and a body like someone had sexually assaulted a shrew. We were perfect for each other.
The sex was incredible. I lost my virginity to her oversized cheese-grater, and I took hers with an entire gallon of citric acid. But after months and months of making love in preschool cubby-holes, she began to ask more and more of me. "Honey,", she would say, that familiar glint in her eye like the burning of an entire library of Jewish literature - "Do you really think that Virtual Reality will flop?" I nodded. "I've sunk so much money into this headset. I bought a dev kit, a dev kit 2.0, and a release candidate to play the latest edition of 'Rapelay'. Can you still believe that this world-conquering innovation is nothing more than putting a phone in a hat?".
Once again, I agreed. I could feel my heart breaking as she plunged the knife she had hidden in her sleeve deep into my pancreas - she hadn't been wearing a shirt with sleeves at the time, but she brought one along just in case - and, as I lost consciousness, I realized the inevitable truth. My bride-to-be had been but one member of my tribe of camels from so long ago. I apologized profusely, but she only spat putrid, thick, semen-like saliva into my face and swatted away flies with her tail. The last thing I could remember was reciting the entire script of "Porky's" to the tune of Aram Khachaturian's "Saber Dance", and then, eternal rest. I was home.
And that's how I discovered /vip/.
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I am an incomplete quadreplegic who is very active and sexual, I'd like to meet someone or some women who enjoy hours upon hours of sexual pleasuring both giving and receiving. Since the accident I can last as long as she wants and as long as it's pleasuring to her! As for me if I'm not at work Im always up for it loll! I really love to be sponge bathed by my "nurse / home health assistant" that leads to more!
>8KB
Australia is paid twenty dollars and maxed out his data cap for this post
Where do white-collar single women in their 40s hang out?
Try working at a tanning salon. Those women are usually bored housewives with too much of their husbands' money to spend so they'll literally pay you to fuck them.
Just don't be ugly or fat and you're gucci
>>64296
I have a job in my field, but if I'm ever unemployed I'll keep it in mind, thank you.
Do you have an enemy, /vip/? Who is it? Tell me about them.
>>63246
People who legitimately think ghosts are real. You could know the most reasonable person, but mention that ghosts are fake and they immediately go
>NO THEY'RE NOT I SAW ONE ONCE WHEN I WAS A KID
when in reality it was probably either just a trick or the light, a shadow, a dream, or just something their mind has made up.
Poldditers
Retarded avatarfags
:D
>>62359
How did you get this picture of me?
>>62421
How you doin?
>>62421
;D
I WANT TO WRITE A BETTER IMAGE BOARD
It's ATST dumbass
so i know i'm probably the last person to think of this, but has anybody else ever thought the reason for the furry boom in the last few years, or at least a large contributing factor was the overwhelming popularity of neopets with young children in its hayday? like, i see some of these things and the first thing that pops to mind is "wow, i didn't know they were still making new neopets." just a thought.
>>63933
THEY MADE NEW NEOPETS???
Neopets wasn't really a furry site, though. Romantic relationships of any kind were explicitly banned by the administration.
>>63933
uhhh do you have anything at all to back up your point?
well?
>>64251
A HIGHLY ADVANCED AI WILL KILL ITSELF
THE BOX WINS
Are summerfags real?
>>63792
No. New users show up in January.
I think it used to be true, 10 years ago. Nowadays it's all year round really.I'm a 2007 summerfag. Never left.
>>63792
Maybe in the past, but not really so much now. People use it ironically.
Soooo...
When you jack it, do you use a tissue for cleanup or do you just let your seed air-dry?
>>62406
Neither. I take a shower. How do people even clean up like that, do you not cum at all? It flies everywhere.
>>62406
>tissue
>air dry
Do people not go to the bathroom?
>>62406
Sit on the toilet. Wrap my dick in toilet paper. Jack into that then flush the toilet paper.
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
Yiff?
All aircraft report!
>>63787
"Im not going to pay for that fucking wall"