DOTA2 d2g the gulat

>>94552262
ihukjb

You are shit

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first for the golden god

jenny death when

P2W

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first for asshole nobs

shill thread do not post

>>94552262
not dota related report op and move on

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OP IS A FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
frogpost underrated post
upvote pls!!!

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>wake up
>good music in sing stream
>no 5 man stack
thank you meme lord

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hey

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>>94552446
We're finally getting somewhere!

>>94552554
what in op is not dota related?

are you actually unironically retarded?

How do we fix Keeps-dying

>>94552446
why the fuck
i have a boner with this

>>94552589
le epic frog lol! truly a great meme fellow /r9k/ memer :^ D

seriously what's up with that board

>>94552446
10/10

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>litlerally 500 memes early
S H E N D E L Z A R E

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>>94552615
>hipsters faking the style of 1930's swing
>good
I've got bad news for you, anon.

>>94552698
Le normies get out maymay xdxd scccreee upboats to le left ~~~le rebbit arrmie

server crash in 56m

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>>94552368
Great OP, glad to see new information is being added

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>>94552668
Flesh Golem provides 10/15/20 damage block against all damage while active

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>>94552446
KANSHA!

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>>94552768
What's the news, anon? I can take it.

>>94552774
at least post some normal thing underneath the ironic shitpost so it can balance out m8

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>>94552446
You are a fucking god, it's seriously well drawn Anon, don't underestimate yourself.
More when?

OKAY GULAG POST YOUR TIPS AND EXPLOITS FOR THE P2W BEAST:
>The hilariously OP Broodmother exploit
>Ursa+WK
>Chen+Dominator bug
what else

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>>94552446

I think Winter Wyvern is hot when I look at her ingame, then I see this kind of stuff and it's disgusting.

When will art git gud

>>94552813
I'd rather have increased heals from Oracle ultimate into it.

>>94552965
>The hilariously OP Broodmother exploit

what's that

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>>94552904
You have no ears.
I'm sorry, anon.
>>94552965
Pick warlock, chain everyone to the beast.
also
>brood exploit
Gonna need some sauce on that.

>>94552965
explain brood and chen exploits

i lost 2 times already to omni rasta dazzle combos

>>94552965
The venge bug
that morph ult bug
that other X hero bug

>lover went to bed 6 hours ago
>i stayed up an hour later
>go to bed
>up now, only 5hours of sleep
>they arent up still
What do I do while waiting for them?

>>94552768
Post your music choices
I'm waiting

>>94552965
>Broodmother exploit

w-what

>>94553015
>>94553029
Don't fall for shit like that.

>>94552965
where did you find these exploits?

>>94552965
The devour bug is the best

>>94553081
Dota

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>Get another Arcana CM shitter who has no idea how to play supports
>buys cour and wards at beginning, then keeps saving up gold
>has 1.2k gold at 22 minutes in ask for courier upgrade
>no i wont im building shadowblade because i keep dying
>call him out on his bullshit, no vision on the entire map
>DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD SPEND 20 QUID ON A HERO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY
>YOU PISS ME OFF SO MUCH I WILL DDOS YOU

should I be afraid gulag?

>>94552965
I heard Troll and Jugg are really good

>>94552631
This pleases the anon.

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Guess how many rapiers I bought

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>>94552446
>it took furry shit to finally have some "straight" porn of dota 2

>>94553238
faggot

>>94553209
Show that screen to Valve, they take hacking threats seriously

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>>94553209
>gettin buttblasted at 12 year olds in a videogame

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>>94553305

i like this meme

>>94553321
Yes, you are

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>>94553085
*unzips taste in music*
Well, if you say so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0tTeuUVhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ESdn0MuJWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuR8uq9J7gw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NKUpo_xKyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrK6N4db
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFRkpvvop3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2wjJlP2N4
*tips hat*

baldur's gate 2 is pretty fun

>>94553280
0.
All of those were ember's.

>>94553364
No its not go fuck yourself

>>94553280
I was ember

>>94553364

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH
YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH
YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH

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>>94553363
>jason derulo

>>94552446
fix the eyes!

>>94553280
[muffled dust cleaner in the distance]

>>94553364

ok lets see:
>turnbased
>party system
>burden of knowledge

literally the holy trinity of AWFUL RPGS

grats on SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT TASTE M80

>>94553547
you too

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>>94553363
I like sing's better
nerd

>>94553363
>kanye west

stopped there

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>singsing on CK

oh god dis gonna b gud

popcorn status: ready

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>>94553364
Shit game

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>>94553505
>not liking what I like
Dude that's just like, your shitty 3k opinion, man.
>>94553547
>knowledge
>a burden
*unzips katanadora*
its time to........die!!!
*jumps behind u and slices u in 3*
nothin personnel.......................memer!

>>94552965
>pick leshrac
>meme at them
>win the game without the year beast
easiest free arcana of my life

>>94553668
>An e-book, the videogame

nah if I want to read I'll choose an actual good story not some D&D shit

Just made a vocaroo for my valentines, about to play year beast. Am I successful yet

>>94552446
I know it's Haram to ask, but do you have a place you can be followed? Like a tumblr?

>>94553364

God Tier:
Korgan
Edwin

Waifubait Tier:
Mazzy
Imoen

Good Tier:
Minsc
Keldorn
Viconia
Yoshimo

Mediocre Tier:
Aerie
Nalia
Valygar

Annoying Tier:
Anomen
Jaheira
Jan

NO SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF Tier:
Cernd

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>>94553787
>d&d cant have good story

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>>94553787
>talking shit about the best rpg in the history of mankind

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Everyone ready to watch shitshit get fucked up?
>>94553921
dude reading is for nerds do you seriously read lol

>>94553840
should I bring along Anomen or Viconia for my cleric

Yes, I'm cheating so the party won't fight

I was thinking Viconia since I already have plenty of damage (Fighter/Mage protag, Keldorn, and Edwin)

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>>94553978
whatever nerd you probably just read in anime LMAO

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guys i need a laptop that can play dota (dont really give a shit about settings as long as i can clearly tell whats going on and the framerate is good). budget is around 350-400$.

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>enemy natures prophet dies 14 times
>still ends up 6 slotted

how does this game work

>>94554107
Literally nothing

>>94554107

your a proper retard m8

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>>94554092
lol anime is for faggots and im not a nerd u whor fite me irl ill fuk u up kid

>>94554107
300$? seriously goyim?

>reddit finally catching on to how shitty Valve is as a company

it's about damn time

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>>94553581
>120x79

>>94554228
you mean no possible thing exists?
>>94554229
i know. thats why i am asking for help ;_;
>>94554252
i can go more just not too much

>>94554258
xD

>>94553604
>Those tits
>I swear I can almost see nipple...

>>94554258

they will just unflip the phase boots icon becuase reddit doesnt like it after all, or i dont know, make so you can move more than 1 item at a time in armory and they will be back to the "saviours of pc gaming" tier

>tfw internet went down at the worst possible time and now in punishment pool

FUGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>94554347
>gif

>>94554107
You could probably get a used laptop that can run dota okay for 400 dollars

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WW is a pretty good hero

i thought CM was wearing white thigh highs in her arcana

>>94553209
I mean, invis in the trenches is a good idea, but christ, remember your role first and foremost.

Plus if it really is the bad leagues, a few fucking team fights and well placed Freezing Fields, and he'll have money to spare.

>>94554483
>dumb ass lina uses her spells on ww not the fucking kunkka

>>94554078

Depends what your other party members are. Anomen is probably one of the most solid clerics in the game with decent fighter stats. He's just incredibly obnoxious, although his questline partially justifies this at least for one time playing with him.

Late game (near the end of BG2 and ToB) he becomes a very good frontline fighter with some str items. A natural candidate for the flail of ages (which SOMEONE in your party should wield probably all game) or the Crom Faeyr.

Viconia's innate magic resist make her ungodly tanky to magic damage. But she's a pure cleric and clerics, although horseshit, tend to stop getting much more impressive when you near the higher levels. She will have a lot of spell casts though, including chaotic commands and true sight, something you want in spades in later portions of the game (Edwin can't cast either since it's the prohibited school).

If you have a Fighter/Mage protag you'll probably wind up wielding the crom faeyr or flail yourself and let Keldorn wield some devestating two handed weapon like a halberd or the holy avenger.

Really depends on what your last party slots are. You need a theif and the 6th can be whatever you want.

>>94553209
>CM in my top 3
>100% winrate with Arcana
Playing support in ranked is OP.

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>Win game
>Game not recorded

>>94554394
for a laptop thats actually nothing almost.

Good range laptop is at least 650 GBPounds so a lot in dollars i think

>>94554475
>>94554632
that much just to play dota at almost minimum settings? holy shit no wonder people laugh at laptop gamers.

>>94554394
Just spend the money on building an actual computer instead of buying some shit chinkbook craptop

>>94554258
>>94554452
>Look at me I dislike everything! Do you think I'm cool d2g?

Sure bros you are the coolest :)

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...

Hey!

Year Beast hero tier list:

S: Warlock

Just Stay Out of the Way: Everyone else

>>94554845
HEY PPD!

>>94554845
watching his stream has truly opened my eyes to how mechanically poor he is

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>>94554773
i need one because my desktop hard drive just died and im going back home for a few months. im going to build a new desktop after that. i didnt know laptop price/performance was that bad but apparently it is.

>>94554929

how is he good?
the other team has omni and dazzle

what do you do as warlock?

>>94554726
why do you need it to be a laptop?

I have brought 2 because I'm constantly moving around and both times the fan is ridiculously loud, its too heavy to actually use like a normal laptop so I kill my back sitting on shitty chairs all the time and it gets stupidly hot

Its 1 am and I have my window open and I'm still too hot

>>94554726
Mate, you don't need to drop that much on one, I've got a thinkpad T510 that can just about run it on minimum settings, I don't get decent FPS though

>>94552262
>file deleted
???

Just delete the whole thing, janny, he's literally shilling for BTS

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Matthew Bailey @Cyborgmatt
Mobile friendly as well for those on the go.

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>58°F/14°C outside

I hate the cold

>>94554107
Just build a fucking pc
you can get one that runs dota at max for like 400 bucks

>>94554970
Laptops are fucking junk

>>94554996
It's the beast event, proper play and intelligence flies out the window. Just build Agh and Refresher as fast as possible, and drop golems wherever your beast is laning.

>>94554598
thanks fam

anomen it is

Is Jug bad now?

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Guys I think I'm in love with Drow Ranger, what do

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>>94555327
lol no

>>94555242

ok so he is not actually good.
i thought there is some nice mechanic with fatal bonds, but no he is actual trash and you have never even played the evnet if you think games go so long that you can make aghs rfo

thanks for the tips

What is elder Titan?
I like his kit but how do I build him?
Is he a blink dagger hero?

>>94555106
what's wrong with file.
It's kinda dota related cuz LE 50% meem.
Holy shit do i get banned if i post pic that doesn't have dota content but related to it?

>>94555463
Max MS and activates
Eul's and Dagon
Like, look at the Aura and think

>>94555231
Linking the JoinDota site is not shilling, they are the biggest site for Dota 2 news. Same for the D2Lounge, they are the biggest site for betting, instead of some newtard shitting the thread about "how do I bet?", they just check the link in the OP.

Why do you need to follow Zyori on twitter? What news is there on the BTS site? Fucking nothing, kill yourself.

>>94552446
Niiiice

>kicked from team
>lose 5 games in a row
>still happy, joking and singing tuturus

how does he make it? any other pro would be raging like crazy right now. I guess making a 5-6k euros every time you stream helps keep a good mood

>>94555231
reminder these kind of posts are reportable

>>94555664
It's not like his team was great to being with. I would actually be relieved.

WHAT IS THE YEAR BEAST META

>>94555463

his main role is being a counter to agi carries.
they have shitload of armor and its all base armor since they get lots of agi.

morph gets destroyed by the aura for example, its his hardest counter.

side role is a default wombo combo hero.

best lane is offlane, radiant is better.
he was okay mid but spirit damage was nerfed too much.

items just default utility and auras.
you can get a midas since he farms slow as dick

>>94555393
that girl looks like lina

>>94555463
soul ring -> tranquils -> euls -> hex/AC/necro/whatever your team needs

>>94555664
>if you get 8k viewers and stream constantly, with donations and overlays and thanking the subs etc, you can pull in 250k a year

-Destiny

>>94555712
get early fighting heroes, if you can win fights the beast can push down towers at the speed of light
i'm undefeated in three games in a row as axe in this mode

>>94555712
Pick Warlock.

How long until sing goes full sellout mode and starts reading donations and thanking subs

>>94555712
warlock, max speed on beast, always make the beast tp to the lane you and your team agreed on pushing the moment he spawns, apply bonds, use beast thunderwrath and procceed to win teamfight then rax. Necro is good.

>>94555712
Deathball

>>94555851
Doubt that will ever happen Anon.

>>94555851
welcome to the 5 dollar club xD

>>94555712
rush soul ring, urn and medallion on enigma, then get mek.

>>94555851
2 months.

>>94555851
I think messages on screen is where he stops. Sing doesn't care enough to welcome everybody to the beaverknight army.

>>94556053
its a beta

>>94556053
stop buying accounts PSG

>this thread is still up

someone hasnt had enough hotpockets today

does anyone want to be my friend? im sick of being lonely on valentines day. nobody on my friends list wants to do anything other than play or discuss dota. im cute i promise :3

we can erp too if you want ^^

http://steamcommunity.com/id/tfwpro/

How is Oracle in year beast?

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is lina viable?

what was the OP deleted?

>>94556149
>>94556196
SEND HELP IM DYING

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>you can't sell items you find anymore

what's even the point?

this game is making me furious, every change is ridiculous and getting more and more fucking idiotic

finger of death does 650 damage, laguna blade has a lower cooldown than nether strike, shrapnel buffed so hard you can now cast it 3 fucking times for 50 mana each

all this stupid bullshit adding up makes me really hate this game, I went BKB against a high stun line up, with lina and qop, I lost over 3/4 of my life during bkb with magic skills

>>94556396
literally badsniper

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>>94556396
Viable on my penis

waga and sing should take 3 more shitters like tucker and ar1se and go full memetwitch streaming all the time as a 5 stack trying meme strats just to entertain the viewers and get a ton of money

easy 1 million € each per year, retire after 5 years and set for live

>>94556497
Regular sniper doesn't have an aoe stun though

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>hand of midas will never be nerfed

>>94556472
you have 10 minutes to explain how it's fair that you can literally turn an entire hero off just by buying bkb

hint: you can't, bkb is bad design

>>94556585
Waga
Sing
Bulldog
Dendi
Arise

FOUR MID
ONE OFFLANE

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>>94556472
>I build BKB against BKB piercing spells.

>>94556164
>shadow blade
dropped

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Why isn't this thread getting deleted?

Non Dota related OP and literal advertising. That's against the fucking rules.

duo queuing for year beast with a friend with zero played games should be bannable

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9 minutes until Brawl

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>>94553821
http://nahyon.tumblr.com/
I'm not known for NSFW or anything else memorable tho so don't get your hopes up

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>>94556053
i lost 10 matches in a row before i won my first one

hope this helps

>>94556650
>PA, BS, SB

All literally countered by items.

>>94556709
>Sing is support

1-2 play eye
3-5 work
6-7 memepost
8 dota
9 vindictus
0 jerkarino
dubs: Become a proplayer.

>>94556332
>play with fiz
>feeds all game
no thanks

>>94556770
I'm so nervous solo queuing. How many peruvians will I get this time

>>94556624
>hand of midas will never get an upgrade path

>>94556332
>adding a literal rapist

no

>>94556793
>SingSing
>Support
>Implying he isn't kicked/quit

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Play Dota they said

It will be fun they said

>>94556898
in the 4 games I've played so far, I've had open mic peruvians on all of them. One of them carried me though so that was okay.

>>94556791
>no stats recorded
>no stats recorded
>abandon
>abandon
no it doesn't

>>94552446
Oh god, this is beautiful.

>>94556789
Nah, I like your art and appreciate anyone who puts out content for Dota 2. Not near enough artists in the fandom.

Thanks for the stuff, I'll give you a follow.

>>94557004
>No hex

You deserve it.

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I main Undying, a sleeper OP champ. AMA

>>94557004
Reminds me of my first game of Dota 2.

>Lion with Crystalys, Headdress, Arcane Boots, and Magic stick

>>94557103
who did you spend Valentine's day with?

>>94557103
How many dicks do you eat a day?

>tfw i started 'memebeast'

How bad of an idea is it to instalock Juggernaut or Troll for year beast brawl

>>94557103
Hello fellow undying friend. Glad someone else thinks he is OP as fuck.

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>Bored
>Decide to try this so-called "support morphling"
>I never play Morphling ever
>Expect le epic meme build that doesn't do shit
>TP in to help a team-mate
>They're almost dead, enemy has basically full health
>Wham
>Four Point Two Five Seconds
>enemy gets right clicked to death
>This keeps happening
>Start analyzing my skills
>Free initiation
>Free escape
>More HP than anybody else on my team
>If things go late I can just transition into a fucking carry because the enemy literally can't kill me so I never lose gold

>>94557159
>this is the quality of straight dota art

>>94557082
It isn't me you twat, I'm the windranger

why is sing not playing with his stack? did they have a fight?

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>>94557103
Why is he so shit?

>>94557186
Your mum.

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>Playing Lion
>Go Dire Top expecting a Tiny in my team to lane with me
>Tiny leaves the lane for some fucking reason
>A Lich comes instead
>A motherfucking Lich and Lion lane with the Lich autoattacking the Creeps over and over
>Against an Undying
>We can't do absolute shit
There's only so much of this game I can stand.

Which hero has the best overall statgain?

Or the best overall base stats + statgain?

>>94556650
Because without it, they turn my hero off and don't let me play the game.

See?


>>94556716
>dont build bkb
>die to chain stun/burst anyway

that's just one part of the stupid bullshit

>>94557103

Why do people still max decay before tomb and soul rip

>>94556789
Not him but im just glad there's an artist that does doto there's never enough doto art
>10 million unique players
>gets next to nothing in terms of fan art

>>94557319
Either SB or centaur, do your own research faggot.

>>94557254
Because he is insanely overpowered in his niche.

>>94557365
"le max your nuke first!" mindset

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In 2015, a crack commando unit was sent to Low Priority by Valve court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the US East underground. Today, still wanted by Valve, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire...

THE LPQ TEAM

>>94555393
name of that anime? please

Armlet am
viable?

>>94557224

That early game though

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>>94557356
Dude can you stop

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Guys, guys!
Winter Wyvern voice is... is... PERFECT!

I played her just now and I think I am in love.

Brow girls are the best girls.

>>94557378
The biggest problem is just how many monsters and non-human characters there are in the game.

Look at League. Like, 5-10% of the champs are monsters. The other 90% are all attractive males and females of varying ethnicity and builds, all of whom get a shit load of fanart outside the mascot character (Teemo).

4chan may be all over the monster cunt/dick, but in truth we're less than 1% of the fandom.

>>94557542
Reminder to sit up straight

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>mfw i was this close to accidentally queue for le beast levent right now

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>>94557475
slayers

TIME TO BRAWL FOR DISAPPOINTMENT MY NIGGAS

why is doom so perfect bros

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Year beast is back to 10 min queue?

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>9 minutes
>they changed it from 20 minutes
>which was changed from 10 minutes

Time to lose yet another brawl

>>94557592
please
i just want to search r34 of that slut

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>you can't queue for normal dota when the random 10 minutes of the event is on

Who at Valve thinks up these things?

>>94557651
he just is

>Let's make it so that everyone has to queue for the event in a narrow 10 minute window

>Our already shit servers will be able to handle that!

kek

Looks like I have to take a fap break for 10 mins before I can actually play the game.

>tfw I bought 3 cent items to make the treasure predictor.

Wish me luck gulag!

>Sing is queueing for year beast brawl without realizing

prepare for memes

>brawl shows up
>going out to eat in five minutes
FUCK
WIN SOME FOR ME /d2g/

whats the point of drops if you cant make money off of it?

>>94557809
GOOD JOB ANON.

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>>94557502
Why?

>>94557809
HE CAN'T QUEUE FOR NORMAL GAME LMAO

>cant queue for normal game during this shit
NICE GAME LMAO

>>94557853
Paying Valve to get more of those untradable sets :^)

>>94557761
if you dont like it dont play it, its free after all :^)

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>mfw watching singsings stream

Wait I thought you valvedrones said it was an OPTIONAL event and that isn't p2w?
He literally cannot play ranked because it keeps putting him on to new bloom p2w game

DEFEND THIS VALVEDRONES
I FUCKING DARE YOU

post yfw you lived to see the day an cosmetic p2w event is MANDATORY and valvedrones eating that shit up

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>2012, have gf, have team, life is good
>2015, alone on valentines, kicked from c9, kicked from team tinker
where did it all go wrong?

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>>94558152
It's a beta stop being so entitled TI2 just ended Source 2 will fix every last problem this game has.

fucking servers took a dump AGAIN I can't reconnect to my game.

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Brawl time, g-good luck everyone

>>94556624
>>94556926

you can now upgrade hand of midas with additional recipes, increasing the gold gained by 150/recipe and EXP by 2.0x

its a trap

>>94558354
Thanks qt, but I don't play P2W Valve events

Blognstuffs team with Demon and le a little overrated face is getting BTFO by some NA semi-scrubs ROFL.

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whos ur dota2fu

WHAT DOES IT MEAN THAT THE BEAST FLED? DID I JUST GET JEWED?

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>>94558429
gonna need a source on that friend

>>94558469
It means you scared it away anon! Good job!

>queue for casual mode
>get matched with super tryhard pro

fix this shit valve, it's impossible to win free hats like this

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>>94558429
Wife-vern

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>>94558429

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>>94558429
hello

>>94558586
how could anyone think this is a good pic

her ass is way too low

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>>94558429
l-lewd...

>>94558705
I still want her to

SIT ON MY FACE
I
T

O
N

M
Y

F
A
C
E

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>>94558705
You can't be too picky about straight Dota 2 art.

>>94558826
>>94558569
>patch dota2fus

Kill yourselves

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Nice fucking gamemode Dotards

>>94558569
I still like your draws anon

>>94558916
>Gustav and Morty
Valve really knows their players.

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>>94558916
It's a beta.

>playing ranked match
>getting utterly stomped
>enemy team shit talking
>own team shit talking
>final set of rax going down
>suddenly disconnect
>game is safe to leave, no stats recorded

THANK YOU BASED JEWS OF VALVE, THANK YOU

THANK YOU MEME BEAST AND MEME EVENT

>>94558916
>that's so Pay2Win
sing kek

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nice mode
free sets

And with singsing the circle is complete,every single pro player agrees that new bloom is pay to win

So why is /d2g/ claiming otherwise?

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>>94558916

>>94554726
>$400 is a lot
Can you fucking kill yourself already?

>>94559258
>Sing will never be this happy again

>>94559340
He will when he gets his first 75k twitch check

how did dota 2 become pay 2 win

i dont understand

>>94559340
its been all downhill for sing since TI4. back in 2012 he had a girlfriend and based mouz as team, now he's been kicked from c9 and team tinker and spending valentines alone playing year beast :^)

>>94559487
Greed

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>>94559257
>/d2g/ claiming otherwise
Maybe some retards here, but not all of us are Valvedrones.

>>94559487
dota 2 isn't pay 2 win
year of the memebeast however is
although i haven't paid a single thing and have won it every time

J I M M Y H O

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>cast heal 3 times
>buy midas
>game is over

>ebola spirit

>>94559539
>EG
>Our memerinos
No
Only "Mason" the jude genocider 14!88 is

>>94559539
>hao
>mushi
>on the same side of anything
lmao

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>>94559508
it's okay that I'm spending Valentine's Day alone because someone as cool as SingSing also spent it alone

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>>94559539
> not all of us are Valvedrones.

>>94559541
>Year beast is a mode in Dota 2
>Year beast is pay 2 win
>Therefor Dota 2 is pay 2 win

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>>94559258

>sing hasn't paid a single cent or bothered to learn how beast mode works
>tries to mode by mistake and stomps the other team
retards on r/d2g will keep arguing it's P2W

>>94559539
how is Sheever not our girl?

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>tfw I didn't pay money to valve
>tfw I lost when I queued up to year best
Truly ebig

>>94559676
yeah we'll see if he'll have fun when they get free aegises and refresher orbs while they're stuck with 3xdouble damage and 1 single global silence

>22 minute game on sing stream
Holy shit they are so fucking bad, and the enemy team too, their picks are garbage.

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This was very satisfying

>>94559587
>5k isn't the trench

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>>94559759
That image is obviously not accurate.

>>94559784
aegis doesn't exist anymore, they removed it in the last patch 4 hours ago.

anyone know where i can find that deleted winter wyvern pic that was at the top of the thread?

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Nice fucking pathing Doturds

>>94558198
Meme ruined Singu.
When will our gurl gamer Singu finally find a good team?

>>94559876
archive

>>94559890
is beta

I just had a 13 minute year beast game.

Super easy.

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>these games that you know you could have easily won but everything just falls apart

>>94559810
cyka vodka xaxax for you too

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>>94559912
>girl

I build Aghanim on Jugg.
Am I organization_uzbekistan now?

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>both teams whacking the other's throne
>our dd battle tranced year beast gets distracted by a creep
>lose
FUCK

>global chakra instead of aegis
Lol that's just shitty.

>>94560062

>not spamming attack target off cooldown
your fault

What if Winter's Curse reduced the main target's armor by 40? Would the skill be finally not-shit?

>THIS FUCKING YEAR BEAST AI

WHAT THE FUCK

SOMEONE WITH A COLLEGE DEGREE LOOKED AT THAT AND SAID "YEAH THAT'S FINE"

DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK TO I HAVE TO DO TO GET AN ENGLISH SPEAKING TEAM.

Fucking hell. I need to just start playing carries. I end up with the most farm on my team anyway.

>memestacking and memepushing
>get free hats and couriers
nice game dotards

cant wait for my team to blog about how we lost memebeast

>>94559784
he seems to be having more fun in this game than any of the other 6 he played today.

he's laughing all the time.

that's what a "fun mode" is supposed to be, you play it once or twice a week and move on too bad you autists can understand that

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>>94559810
and this, not too much

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ARE
YOU
SHITTING
ME

haha 4 sets won already, Im loving this yuear beast event! Got the mythical courier also!

>pick lich
>armor my team and meme beast
>throw ults in fights where everyone is gathered around their meme beasts
>free rares

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>pick PL in beast event
>enemy juggernaut pickers cry when i destroy him and the beast

PL BROS WW@

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>>94560245

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>>94555951
I wish Kripp would play Dota

My Team:
>CM pick
>Slark literally feeding
>ES + Axe not initiating ever

Their team:
>4 solid stuns + doom
>Work together as five

Well there's my forced 50 game out of the way, the CM pick made it easy to know the outcome of the game so I didn't waste a prediction :D

>>94560245
Oy gevalt!
>>94560251
Oy vey!