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Previous heist: >>93518479

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>PD2 Player Statistics:
http://pd2stats.com/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://www.pd2skills.com/

>Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/0DFkFdv.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage Spreadsheets:
http://pastebin.com/Byp0h6Sc

>Big Oil Engine Calculator:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/89Ug7PQc

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
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2.28 millions.
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>>93672164
sorry for being dum
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so how about them crimefest rewards
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>>93672028
>OP webm
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Official Paydaycon 2015 theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
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>>93672197
best girl here
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How will the Swat van enemy work on levels like Big Bank and HB day 2?
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We need 900k for all of the relevant rewards.
That gets us side jobs, Swat Van, Butcher mods, standalone heists and Car Shop heist.
I couldn't care less about Golden Grin preview, Bonnie, heisters to LA and Paydaycon. Hoxton Revenge heist is coming out either way.
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>2.28 million
>2.28 million
>2.28 million
>2.28 million
>2.28 million
>2.28 million
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>Pubs will now be filled with retards running around shooting Rocket Launchers

What the fuck do bank robbers need with a fucking rocket launcher anyway
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Q: Can you pre-order, refund, and then pre-order again using a proxy account to inflate the numbers?
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>tfw live in la
fuck, are there any requirements to get into this tournament?
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>>93672270
Are there other characters in this style? The paint ones are great, but I like this one too.
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>>93672463
It's in the vault.
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>mfw I just had to carry 3 russian shitlords through an entire Hoxton Breakout on Overkill
>one of them was playing as Clover with a Golden AK and Deagle
>he was downed over 12 times

Are all you rusky faggots like this?
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>>93672457
I might want to argue on that one
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>>93672463
The dozers carry it in

>>93672569
I think this is from a game decal creator, not sure about that.
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>>93672463
50/50 chance to get a swat van busting down the wall in big bank

50/50 chance your escape vehicle is a swat van that you need to take over before you can leave.
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>>93672598
>open deposit box
>turret
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>>93672546
>RPG is an asset which can be used only once

I would dig that.
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>>93672463
it replaces the bus
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If sales continues as they're proceeding now, we won't reach first reward in 35 days.
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>>93672324
You got us to make the new enemy during Crimefest™ but now you have to help us put him in the game! ;^)
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>>93672546
>What is GL40
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>>93672197
>178 gallons gathered

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>93672610
Fuck, I haven't seen the OVA yet.
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>>93672664
>as it smashes through the wall it says "oh yeeaaah" and refreshes every heister with tasty juice
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>>93672758
God, that picture gets my dick hard every time
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>>93672664
Perfect way to buff the C4 escape.
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>>93672546
>>93672637
>RPG asset
>spawns a large case somewhere on the level
>interacting with it gives one player a single shot RPG that can be reloaded by interacting with the case again
>slowed down and can't sprint with the RPG, can drop it any time by pressing G
>same for minigun asset
That wouldn't be TOO bad, but if anything I hope they keep these things to some gimmicky noncanon shit like Safehouse Nightmare
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>>93672714
That's only like 12 people buying the $20 pack.
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>>93672758
The OVA is really good
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What about the new enemy and FBI files from the Crimefest?
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>>93672714
And this is the last straw. I'm so sick of this Swedish SJW shit. Wi
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>>93672915
>we could have had anime girls or even movie star heisters instead of some irrelevant fatty
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How about we get hype fuel for every DLC that exists, DLC that was already bought is turned into hype fuel.

Maybe increase the number for the rewards as probably most of the stuff would be unlocked by now.

I dunno, anything is better then we have yet.
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>>93672915
y'know I'm starting to appreciate Wick a lot more now
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>>93672605
I just did this too except my clover was a haxhud spamming faggot akimbo/dodge build.
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>>93672546
This game as long abandoned all logic in favour of Overkill being "hip" and "cool" like Valve. It has ruined PD2, just like Valve ruined TF2.

>site updates are an exact copy of Valve "Days" pages
>stupid and immersion killing items such as boxing gloves and money bundle completely slaughter any sense of "realism" and seriousness that was originally meant to be
>some hat- masks are downright ridiculous
>cross-shit marketing

And to top it all off, new characters out the ass. I can't be the only one who sees this.
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>>93672854
>>93672904

this is now /a/ meme general
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>>93672940
>>93672915
WHERE'S THE ANIME PACK OVK???
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>>93672940
I wanted four moe anime grills, constantly talking in Japanese, mowing down cops left and right
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What the fuck is this hype train shit? Has Overshill finally jumped the shark and got TOO gimmicky?
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>everyone complains when they replace scottish heister with irish heister
>adding a new scottish heister
>people still complain

Guys, this is what scottish women look like, don't call it a grave
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>>93673135
BUY DLCS
GET BONNIE
ITS A WIN-WIN

;)
-Almir
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>still no ass character
>still no ass gun
>still no ass heist
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>>93673067
I'm gay and every guy in Payday is at least somewhat hot. The women on the other hand are a leftist slap in the face.
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>>93673118
>>93673126
post ur ideal heisters

maybe Almir is lurking :^)
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>>93673089
>realism
>seriousness
You've never played the first game, have you?
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>>93673165
It's funny because the scottish voice actor was fucking hot IIRC
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i knew it, i knew adding more characters was a slippery slope im glad i got out when i did
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>>93673282
I'd rather the G36 be usable in the game.
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>>93673282
These or if were talking more seriously: Revy from Black Lagoon
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>>93673118
Speaking of that, I bet nobody at OVK even knows what this shit is.

>no Bean getaway driver
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>custom Escape Van skin

It better be the fucking A-Team Van. Also a fucking Mr.T mask for Chains.
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>>93673263
>tfw a communist and even i think that Ovk are acting like SJWs
Simply disgusting
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>>93673439
K-ON specials when
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So is there any part of the community that isn't angry about this?
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>>93672915
>completely out of shape landwhale
>not even in a suit, hell, short sleeves to show off tattoos for police to easily identify her
>will probably have a clown mask, as well
This is some bullshit right there.

>>93672940
>Overkill will never give us a Jason Statham heister
>we will never get Ben Affleck from The Town
>we will never get anyone worthwhile, ever
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Does the COMPLETELY OVERKILL pack includes the OVERKILL pack or will I need to buy both of them?
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>>93673532
The autists on Steam discussions.

Although most of them are pissed off too.
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>>93673282
Just remembered this guy's work.

>swedes would rather have fatties than this
YES
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HEY GUYS REMEMBER INFAMY
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I BET OVERKILL DOES TOO
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>>93673530
Someone mod this into the game. Please. I need this in my life.
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>>93673575
I seriously hope you're not planning on buying this.
But yeah, they're separate.
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>>93672915
Since the fatty just went out of jail, does it mean the cops are monitoring or keeping a close eye on her ? I mean, is it really smart to hire into the crew someone who have been dumb enough to go in jail and who might doesn't even have the professional standards required in order to be the payday gang ?
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>>93673575
You need both to get all of the content.
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>>93673312
I did, and even if heists were a bit over the top, that was more akin to the film approach, a la exploding cars concept and not lolsorandumb shit like money bundle melee weapon.
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Is this just the Paleto Score now?
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>>93673532
Nope, literally everyone dislikes some part of The Hype Train
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Who needs Ilija
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>>93673263
Even Wolf? I don't believe you.

Clover doesn't look like much, but at least her voice is kinda charming.
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>>93673698
Hell no.
Maybe if they had actually delivered the Kikefest rewards and the DLC didn't include the meme weapons (GAU-8 and RPG/AT-4)
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>>93673575
Completely overkill is only there to suppport the devs and give you shiny masks - no weapons, nothing else. Dont fucking buy that.
stick with the overkill pack so you get the weapons.
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>>93673627
I despise that artist. Edge out the ears. Barely even kawaii.
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>over an hour into the hype train event
>barely 200 gallons
The end is near.
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>>93673939
They're his ingame characters, I think.

Some of his weebcolle shit is pretty bad, I agree.
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>>93673627
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The only thing worth there is the Hoxton Revenge heist. Rest is pure shit.
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>pay to remove the new character
Why won't Overkill hire me for my ideas?
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>mfw the special masks are the meme masks from the first game
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>>93673841
>GAU-8
The GAU-8 is a specific aircraft cannon. It's not a minigun and you look stupid for using the precise designation for the wrong weapon.
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>>93673946
If the heists dont end up unlocked I swear they will be payed dlcs within tbe next year.
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>>93672028

As someone that has actually done time let me assure you the prison population is not attractive.

Women have it even worse. The only attractive women that do time are the ones in for domestic violence or substance abuse. If you are an attractive female you have porn, marrying rich, escorting, etc before you start to consider potentially getting shot and killed in an armed robbery.

I don't see why so many people want to mix their spank material and their video games. The two women in the game are relatively accurate for being the sort of females that might make the massively stupid decision to commit armed robbery. Big titty super models don't do that shit.
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>>93674040
What would we have to do to get more /pdg/-tan art?

Is there a kikestarter?
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>>93673841
>RPG
>meme weapon
Go to bed /k/
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>still no type 99 lmg

All I want is to see my fucking magazine blocking my view goddamit, step it up Overfaggots.
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>>93674226
Don't tell me that, tell that to Oyveyshill.
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>>93674226
>video clearly shows an AT-4
>description shows an RPG
>implying the in-game Minigun won't look like a GAU-8
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>>93674498
Do you have any idea how big a GAU-8 is?
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>hey guys crimefest is here look cool stuff you can get if we get people to like the game
>oh shit we did not expect bot accounts so now we actually have to provide free content
>hype train is here!
>now we made some bullshit where the goals are so outrageously high that we lost count
>oh yeah and now we made it so you have to pay us to reach any goal
>oh yeah we also made the payments contribute a miniscule amount to any of the goals so no matter how much you pay we wont actually need to make any worthwhile content!
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>>93674602
Not as big as overshill's incompetence.
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>>93674675
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>>93674675
not as big as the new heister
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>>93674348
>RPG
>not the biggest meme weapon after the deagle brand deagle
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>>93674753
wasn't really all that clever

>>93674647
We'd need 285 714 people to purchase the totally overkill pack, precisely.
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>don't want that fucking fat heister
>want Hoxton's revenge
Why couldn't OVERKILL™ make a qt anime girl?
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>>93674803
>not the famas
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>>93674842
Is that for everything? Because the only thing that's worthwhile beyond the Car Shop heist is the Hoxton Revenge heist, and we'll probably get the latter anyway.
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I haven't played since the X-mas heist last year. What is this overwhelming amount of Jew in the DLC packs?

20 bucks for the Overkill DLC, really?
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Why not go full F2P with an ingame cash shop?

Call it Payday Hardline, give it multiplayer versus and you're set for a permanent holiday in the caribic, letting underage maids fondle your cock as little Jimmy Johnson pays 90 bucks for a mask with his moms credit card.
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>>93674929
>not flintlock pistols
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>>93674842
>We'd need 285 714 people to purchase the totally overkill pack, precisely
That would total in at about 5,714,820 USD
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what's the trip for the almir account
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>>93675124
givemeshekels
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>>93674949
>>93675103

No fuck, I did my math wrong
It's 1 600 000 for the revenge heist, you get 14 per ticket.
So 1 600 000/14
That's 114 285.
That's the amount of totally overkill tickets needed to be sold to get the hoxton revenge heist.
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>go to steam discussions
>muh you don't have to buy it fallacies everywhere
>everyone bending over for overkill's cock
Jesus Christ, Steam truly is cancer.
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>>93675286
What about reaching the Car Shop Heist? The Hoxton Revenge heist is the only worthwhile thing above the Car Shop Heist and we'll probably get that one anyway.
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>>93675286
2.28 million dollars
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I already bought the 5 dosh DLC.

Sorry guys, but I'm a huge sucker for rocket lawnchairs.
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>>93675359
14 285.
Either I'm retarded and can't do math or that's a bit above the amount who's currently playing payday 2.
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>>93675491
285,700 USD
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>>93675616
offshore or spending?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BsMU5sDy0C
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>>93675491
No seriously, someone tell me I'm wrong here because that is absurd.
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>>93675634
spending
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Add new heist about stealing barrels full of some shit from a train.

For every completed heist we get 1 hype fuel.
Additional fuel if you own the DLC.
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>20 dollars for masks and hidden content
>no picture of the masks
>weapons aren't even included for 20 dollarydoos

Amazing
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>>93675707
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>>93675847
You just saved Train Heist
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>>93673627
>1223x1059
Unacceptable.
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>>93675707
you sound upset anon
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>>93675921
>>93673627
i-is it bad to be attracted to the one on the left?
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>>93675847
>barrels spawn on some heists, more on higher difficulties
>if you manage to escape with them they get added to the total
none spawn on hb
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>>93675847
Shit, just reskin train heist and replace ammo with fuel barrels, kill two birds with one stone.
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>>93675707
Kill yourself you fucking Euro
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>>93675921
good man

>>93676037
No, anime girls are healthy and lovely.
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>>93676089
>girl
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>>93676037
2D best D
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>>93676065
go suck amir off
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>>93675912
>that image
Time to fap again.
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>>93675707
>BOONEY CHARACTER!

>AMEREKANS ASSHOLES
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>>93675707
>PAYDAYLOLICON?
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>>93676089
but she looks like she wouldn't want my love
how many cops would I have to kill to earn her respect?
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>>93676283
Why don't you ask her yourself?
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>>93676414
I'd rather stick to crying alone at night and trying my hardest to impress her
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>everyone keeps telling overshill their new heists are shit
>they pull off an unarmed broad-daylight stealth robbery for 2 millions
>everyone tells them stockholm syndrome is the shittiest perk in the game
>the victims of the robbery defend them
sasuga overkill
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>>93676525
I have faith in you anon!
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>>93676557
20 BUCKS? THAT'S A ROBBERY
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>>93676578
I'll have the courage one day!
I vow I will make her my wife!
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>the best way to build up fuel is to buy the christmas track which has a 1:1 ratio for fuel to dosh
Reminder that you have to pay $60 so the fuel to money ratio is close-ish to a 1:1 (.933:1).
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>>93677107
explain pls
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>overkill pack
>dosn't include real overkill missions

For fucks sake, let me break into a military depot to steal weapon prototypes or a fucking tank.

Or the fucking rumored presidents book out of the white house.
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>>93677069
Get on it and get fit anon!
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>>93673090
>teens in school uniforms
>legs
You bastard! Who told you my only weakness?
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>>93677249
>teens
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>>93677407
Everyone under 24 can be considered as a teen.
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>>93677203
You get 1 fuel for 1 purchase of non hype train DLC. So, this is a pretty poor ratio, except for the Christmas soundtrack which is only worth $1. Alternatively you could buy this Overkill pack stuff, which will get you around .6 fuel per dollar at worst, or .933 fuel per dollar at best.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAiYusAyObs
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>>93673282
I'm not ashamed to say I would actually buy this DLC.
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>>93677498
I believe you are wrong about that one.
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>>93677504
overkill hiding how much money they want to grub behind some stupid fuel bullshit

well played amir
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>haven't played payday since shortly after the alienware alpha promo thing
>see hype train thing on twatter feed
>"give us a gorillion dollars so we can give you some more heists"
yep fuck that, probably never playing again.
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>>93677609
But you should.

Not because of the content, but because DLCs are bad and wrong.
They are badong.
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>>93677612
>>93677498
Can you guys not start please?
It's one of those words that doesn't have a hardlocked definition, so who cares
Isn't it time to bash overkill and post anime?

guys please
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>all the male characters in this game are hot as fuck
>all the female characters are ugly and realistic
>and there's still no asian/anime heister, just another anglo
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Is this the animemes general?
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>>93673439
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>>93677407
Yeah I get it, I know they're guns fuck off.
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>>93677818
I think Clover is pretty hot
she's got a bangin' body and her face is appealing to some.
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>>93677782
Its definition is anyone between the ages of 13 and 19. You know, the numbers that end in TEEN.

One day it may change due to usage as many words do, but for now a 24 year old is not a teenager.
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>>93677782
>It's one of those words that doesn't have a hardlocked definition

>teen
>tennager
>someone who is in their teens
>thirTEEN to nineTEEN
Its as hardlocked as a definition can get
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>>93677953
OHHHHHHHHHHH WOW
I really think that people don't know about the TEEN ending thing at all
Like, why would they?
Who cares anyways
Let's go fuck and fap to some TEENS then faggots
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>>93673282
>Mechanix
why is this so fucking funny to me help those are the exact ones i have for my rifle
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>>93677915
I didn't mean to upset you

>>93677867
yes
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>>93677905
>30lbs supported by the shoulders
>heavy
Are you trying to ruse me?
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>>93677953
>>93677972
This, the guy posting is confusing teen with adolescence
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>this thread
GET OUT OF THE WAY
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>>93677818
>PD3
>no white heisters
>a new mixed gender crew all ugly and realistic
>have to break out the entire PD2 crew one DLC at a time
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>>93678151
I'd recongnize Hanekawa's breasts anywhere dozer. You're not fooling anyone.
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>>93678271
I have no paid DLC. I stopped playing befor election day and just came back a week ago.

Convince me to not just unlock all the DLC.
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So who's still playing this game?
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>>93678543
That would make you a bad goy
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For all that Overkill's fucking up, can we at least agree that the remix of Full Force Forward is pleasant listening? The simple addition of a more active percussion track and wind up added a lot.

I'll be frank, it by itself had me hyped until I realized exactly where hype fuel came from.
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>>93678119
>>93678271
>>93673282
>>93678059
I don't understand. What is so great about gloves with ugly writing all over them? Does it make you feel like a sponsored racecar driver or something?
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>>93678543
Just unlock all the DLC

Seriously, after this last kike catastrophe I see no reason for anyone to support this bullshit
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>>93678649
it's a meme, they are just over priced
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>>93678632
Simon is the only decent one left in Overkill.
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>Still no APILAS
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>>93678649
Those are all Mechanix ads.
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>>93678649
They're really popular for shooting because they're really thin and easy to move in, and they give you a little insulation and padding because guns get fucking HOT. But, really, everyone buys them because they're the OPERATOR thing to do. I spent like $7 on mine and they work well, but I still think they're fucking retarded and they're hilarious to me.
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>>93678593
I still play the game, I have a nice group of friends to play with, It's still pretty good without all the bullshit weapon dlcs.
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>>93678698
>$15 dollars
>overpriced
>for a high quality glove
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>>93674224
>tfw if the hype train doesn't meet it's goals all masks in the game are turrned into the meme masks
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>>93678947
I'm not from the US, so shipping killed it for me.
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>>93678806
Yeah I just don't get it. I shoot, but I don't wear gloves unless it's cold or raining.

What's the point? Do your hands get so sweaty that you need gloves?

Tactical gloves for shooting are just gimmicks.
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>mfw you can put high-concealment mods on the RPG and take it to Shadow Raid for griefing
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Goldfarb was Overkill's last hero.
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>>93678947
>HIGH QUALITY
Okay friend, let's talk about how they fray like crazy and you can get kevlar gloves for marginally higher prices that won't snag on everything and suck. You think they're good because everyone says they're good.
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>/pdg/ - shooting gloves general
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>>93679091
What if he was actively trying to prevent this and we drove him out.
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>>93679153
>not being /k/
it's like you don't even want to rob a bank
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I'm going to mark the total gain in Hype Fuel that we have at the end of every day and we'll see the progress we're making towards the first 200,000 which is the only thing we'll achieve
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>>93679153
Don't forget the anime.
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>Hoxton will never have his revenge
>The wankers win

Why live
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>>93679091
I miss him ;~;. Now all he does is get drunk every night.
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>>93679517
Blame Overkill for putting it so high.
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>4 pack is $5.23 for Russians
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>>93679517
It's going to be released, just paid if you don't fall for the hype train.
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I'd love custom skins for the van.
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>>93679587
>being a cyka
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>>93679654
>van moves slowly
>ability to punch and knockdown/kill cops if they get too close
>able to stun dozers for whatever reason

FUND IT
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>>93679885

>able to stun dozers for whatever reason

How about a set of these? We already have brass knuckles.
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>>93679587
Can't even trade with the Russian dude I always did business with now.
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>friend buys the $20 pack without realizing it doesn't include stuff in the $5 pack

Hahaha.
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>still no third tier infamy
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>>93680912
Your friend can refund it via the pre-order rules.

In fact, I wonder if you can cheese that. Set up a proxy account. Order, refund, order, refund, order, refund. Wonder if the counter is coded to remove refunded packs.
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>>93680987
$15 and you can pre-order the free infamy tier pack :3
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>>93672569
I made it so if you want, I can do a request
>>93672612
Yeah, I made it in Rockstar's Emblem Editor
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>>93681289
That's Battlefield 4's emblem editor though.
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>no updates or content for the whole of February
I never asked for this
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>>93681350
Speaking of which, Has anyone tried Hardball or whatever the new one is? Is it any good?

lol yeah right.
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>>93681350
Uhh, no it isnt
>>93681614
I like it, it's becoming my new multiplayer game
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>>93681406
>ak5
WHY
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>>93681832
I was getting the wanted achievement.
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So The Total Overkill pack is gonna come all the shit in the Overkill pack, right? I'm looking at it and nowhere do they actually mention that, and I wouldn't put it past Overkill to pull some bullshit like that.
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>>93681614
It's alright. Most FPS games suck compared to CS:GO though.
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Guys, I am conflicted, I want Hoxton's Revenge but I don't want that Bonnie creature. Who wants to bet the only people who will actually use the character will ruin your heists?
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Anyone wanna share a MasterFug build?
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>>93681614
It supports my hypothesis that Sweden is terrible at making video games.
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>>93673505
>mystery machine skin
>shaggy cross over character
>move speed focused perk deck
all of my scooby snacks
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>>93682143
Check the previous thread.
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>Payday 2 tournament for 250K
How the fuck is that going to work for a co-op game?
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>>93681289
That's amazing anon, can you do Dallas?
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>>93682139
As a griefer, I can confirm that I will only play as Bonnie if she's unlocked.
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>>93682604
You never played stopwatch tourney games before son?
It will be a time race and bad because ofthe broke dick drill
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>>93682604
It won't.
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>>93682795
>Yfw when the tournament happens one team close to winning will get fucked over because the drill breaks constantly
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>tfw no japanese grill heister who only speakes engrish
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More bug masks when?
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>we're paying 1.6 million for a "free" heist that would just be released for 6.99 anyway if no goal was reached
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>>93681406
decrease resolution, there's no reason to have it that high in a webm
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>>93678543
>Convince me to not just unlock all the DLC.
Because you now get auto kicked from games if you don't
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>>93683265
about the same time they add a jasonafex mask
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>>93683406
Thanks. It was a first time effort.
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>>93683508
So I lose out on playing with shitters.

Anything more compelling?
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>There will never be Canadian heister voiced by Robb Wells
>He will never come with a maple syrup heist and .45 Magnum
>We will never be graced with Nova shouting "I'D SAY I'M SORRY, BUT FUCK IT, WE'RE RICH!"
Since we're adding new heisters left and right I don't see why we can't have Ricky's sweet voice in my ear too
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>>93683704
>Liking trailer park boys

Fuck off. You are scum.
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>>93683704
>not a weed heist
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>>93683704
Idiot.
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>>93683842
>Not liking trailer park boys
It's almost like you hate fun
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>>93673089
I agree
The games felt like Heat: The Video Game at the beginning, and most of the DLC's they added stuck pretty close to this aesthetic. I could see professional bank robbers using a variety of small arms, even if it got kind of stupidly military there. The grenades always should have been concussive instead of frag though.

But now it just feels stupid. And inconsistent too. Why do we have to wait for a drill to open a door when we have an RPG? You could justify the grenades and the launcher as being too fragmentory to break hard surfaces, but an RPG? Will we be able to shoot down helicopters now?
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>>93684207
It's almost like you have utter shit taste.
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>dlc page says RPG and shows an icon of a RPG7
>In trailer, Chains has a M136

which is it overkill?
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>>93682612
Ill try later
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>>93684612
>Why do we have to wait for a drill to open a door when we have an RPG?

The power creep is real in this game. So you might very we'll be able to blow open a door you'd otherwise have to drill. I imagine it would be balanced by only allowing for 1 RPG
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>Bonnie
Holy shit fuck off Overkill
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>yfw overshill has to awkwardly brush the Hoxton Revenge heist under the rug once the outlandishly expensive goals aren't met while getting yelled at by literally every single remaining fan of the game
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>>93685290
I really don't understand this, they're overestimating the size and wealth of the community so much.
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>>93684906
The one that isn't as autistic as you
>>
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>>93685290
>don't hit goals
>they just turn around and release it as paid dlc
>everyone eats it up
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>>93685515
God damn, it doesn't make sense to have a landwhale who was caught robbing the local McDonalds join your gang of heisters.
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>>93685543
I don't think they could charge for a new enemy or splitting up some heists, and they don't have the balls to charge for the Hoxton Revenge heist.
At least I hope not.
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I've never really been critical of overkill's practices- I mean, they make good money, and I really do enjoy the game, and I'm happy that payday is big enough for them to set these goals and at least have a chance of hitting them sometime in the future, even if it looks sluggish out of the gate.

But fucking christ, this might just be the straw that broke the camel's back. where do they get off setting kickstarter-esque milestones for us to hit for a game that we've paid for, and paid for again multiple times over through DLCs? I feel extorted.

And I don't buy the whole "starving indy dev" thing as an excuse, the game was fucking profitable. Hell, their stock ROSE today after this announcement.

Nothing they do is for the players anymore, they're really just doing it for the money. I didn't want to believe it, and I always thought the "overschill" or "overjew" thing was overdone, but fuck man.

Was I too blind to see what assholes they were being this whole time, or is this just me overreacting and letting my newfag show?
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>>93685214
>not wanting shrek's first wife
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>>93685783
I think they're basically carrying the burden for Starbreeze Studios.
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>>93685773
Is the turret supposed to be the new Gensec enemy?
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>>93685925
Pretty sure that someone confirmed on Twitter that this isn't the new enemy.
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>>93685925
They've already confirmed it is in addition to the Crime Fest enemy, not the same thing as it
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>>93686052
>>93686106
Fair enough
So where the fuck is the Crimefest enemy
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>>93684612
>The games felt like Heat: The Video Game at the beginning, and most of the DLC's they added stuck pretty close to this aesthetic.
Agreed. I wonder if they even have a design document, since they sure aren't sticking to it anymore.
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>>93686154
They aren't done recoloring a bulldozer yet.
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>>93686154
Pretty sure Simon mentioned in that recent twitch Q&A it was planned later this year, possibly summer
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>>93682956
>Connection to the host has been lost
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>>93686154
Fall or summer, something like that.
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>>93686241
>it takes more than half a year to add an enemy
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>>93686190
Of course they're not. They're listening to all the fuckwits on certain forums who demand this sort of shit
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I'm not sure if this is greedy, arrogant, or just overly ambitious.
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>>93686370
steam forums?

Fuck, even if they just ripped off/recreated classic movie heists it would be light years better than this shit.
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Pick one:
A) Fix your game, removing all bugs and glitches, then proceed to make more decent DLC
B) What's done is done, let's make even more stuff for the game (that will suffer from the already existing bugs and glitches) and introduce even more bugs and glitches.
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>>93686404
All of the above.
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>>93683262
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>>93685214
average_overkill_fan.gif
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>>93685290
I think it's the other way around. Free to Play games that are losing customers will do desperate things to get them back. Usually by offering sales, deals, and even free shit. This is the complete opposite. Enough people have probably been buying all of Overkill's shit that they think they can sell lots of OK DLCs
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>>93686480
MORE KNIVES
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Wait is this dlc not even out until next month? Why would anyone buy it before the event is over?
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>>93686695
>Enough people have probably been buying all of Overkill's shit that they think they can sell lots of OK DLCs

Yeah, success made them lazy.
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>>93686695
Look at the math posted earlier. Using peak players they still could not reach these goals.
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Can we kickstart Goldfarb back into Overkill?
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Is this the longest any thread has gone without any gameplay discussion, just pure anger?
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>>93686824
>peak players

Are usually nowhere near the total amount of people who play the game at different times and will buy more shit for it
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>>93686961
>288 posts
Nah.
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>>93686824
The problem with that logic is that the peak is the maximum number of people all in the game at a given time. There are still plenty of other players, but they're asleep, busy, or they don't want to play Payday. However, the goals are still asinine and would be more viable if the fuel for each DLC was multipled by 3-7.
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>>93686961
Welcome to /PDg/. Every post ever is made out of pure anger
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>>93686961
Considering this is probably the biggest sellout overkill has ever done it would be fitting
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HOW CAN IT BE A DRILL IF IT AIN'T DRILLIN
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>game is about robberies
>we are the ones getting robbed
its like poetry
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So what are the odds that the new rocket launcher and minigun are 100% better than the grenade launcher and LMGs?
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>>93687238
WE WERE HARDLY HERE
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What if this is actually rigged and the numbers are rng?
Like even if enough people spent enough money, overshill wouldn't do shit.
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>>93687271
50/50 chance that you're right or they're completely shit for some reason
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDJAk_f8alg
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>>93687271
98%, unless Overkill decides to make them assets on the map and not actual weapons.
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Would you watch a P'ayyday animu?

hard mode: 11 eps shovelware, Chains is treated as joke black character
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>could have gotten some faceless scottish woman special

>instead we got jabba the hutt's daughter
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>>93679587
>>93680890
Did they fix gifts from 4 packs being region free?
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>>93687271
0% chance

Best case scenario they're sidegrades to weapon types that are already inferior to less fun options.
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>>93687495
>joke black character
so, nothing changes?
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This might be the first DLC that I don't feel comfortable supporting, and I'm generally fine with Overkill's stuff.

But this hype train thing, eugh. Skeevy as fuck.
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>>93687495
bain being fucked silly by faceless girls doujin when
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>>93685783
Anyone who says that overkill is a 'starving indie dev' is retarded, Payday 2 was profitable before it came out by virtue of preorders alone and expensive DLC only made them richer
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>>93682104
>>93680912
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So, the guns from Overkill pack are added after the hype train event ends?
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>>93687495
>not the superior trigger discipline one.
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>>93688119
fug, post it pls
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>>93686961
People are speculating about the effects of the Minigun and RL
That's gameplay
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>>93688065
only if the community reaches the goals (ie forks over enough money)
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>$20 preorder
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>no new saws
>no new GLs
>inb4 RPG is technically a GL
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RPG. Great. Just what we needed. A weapon with even less ammo than the Thanatos and GL40 but noobs will flock to because they'll just vacuum up ammo bags
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>>93688250
so its like a kickstarter but without any guarantee of getting a refund if it doesnt reach its goals
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>>93688393
>he doesn't know what what RPG stands for
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>>93688393
ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE :^)
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>>93688393
Rocket
Propelled
GRENADE
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>>93688393
>saws
What do you want? I agree, but what kind of saw would you ever want that fulfills the purpose of the current saw?
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>>93688521
>>93688534
>>93688552
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>>93688619
Chainsaw
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>>93688439
hit the nail on the head.
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>>93688704
Would a chainsaw really be able to open up safes?
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>>93687271
chances are they will only be good for killing dozers due to having absolute worse than shit ammo pickup and be too good at killing the other cops
though the minigun could be fun if they let it work with swan song or bulletstorm
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>>93688619
Mix up the stats maybe.
How about a chainsaw (pic related) that has a bit of range and more ammo to deal with enemies, but take longer versus items?
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I <卍3 ASWZ
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>>93688619
Not him but
1. A much slower, more durable saw
2. A chainsaw with infinite ammo that just kills people.
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>>93688767
Who gives a fuck? Would a bank robber really be using boxing gloves?
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>>93688619
hi OVK
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>>93688818
Shit. Wrong way.

I <卐3 ASWZ
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>>93688946
>agree about new gls
>ask what kind of saw someone would add
>overshill
Well you sure are paranoid.
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>>93688401
You're worried about that shit when they're adding a goddamn minigun to the game? It's going to vacuum up ammo so hard it'll steal it right out of your mags to keep firing.
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>>93689057
just a rib at their laziness, take it ez m9
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>>93689057
VIRAL MARKETERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!
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>gl40 2.0
>lmg 2.0
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>>93688928
Should we really keep going in of the deep end though? I get what you're saying, but a chainsaw is another step too far. If we keep that mindset it will just be one thing after another based on a trend established by a handful of items.
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hahaha, holy shit, overkill

>a minigun and a fucking rocket launcher
>a skin for the escape van
>preordering dlc
>one is a direct upgrade to the other

it was okay releasing monthly dlc while putting the rest on discount, but this?

you have truly went above and beyond on this one
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>>93689134
>not being angry all the time
No anon, you don't understand.
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>>93688928
How do you heist with boxing gloves on?
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eyy /pdg/ ive always liked this game never played it

should i buy payday2 on steam for $30 or do i need to buy all the dlc too to have fun

thanks fellas
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>>93689261
>direct upgrade to the other

Read the description for the Complete OK again
NOWHERE DOES IT SAY IT GIVES YOU THE STUFF FROM THE CHEAPER ONE
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>>93689480
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>>93689480
Wait for a deep sale.
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>>93689106
>vacuum up ammo so hard it'll steal it right out of your mags to keep firing
This is literally what a gun does.
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>>93689574
>>93689585
cool cool ty ty

enjoy your general ill be here sooner or later:^)

peace
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>>93689480
>I liked this game before I even played it
NOPE, don't buy it, you'll be wasting your money.
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>tfw want to buy the OST dlc to customize my menu music
>this shit happens
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>>93686619
>kancolle
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>>93688015
>>93680912
Those motherfucking scumbag, ratfink, shitpushing, seajew, bork-ass motherfuckers.
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Is it too much to expect a safe house update? Inventory and skill access points. Spending in game money on upgrading the place. customizable training room (think CQB test COD: MW) etc.

We're billionares now, why live in such a shit hole.
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>>93689480
>>93689702
well memed sir (^:
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>>93689830
trust me, as far as DC apartments go, the safehouse is the fucking taj mahal.
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Wow, even the people in the Steam community forums are pissed off at overkill

Damn Overkill really messed up on this one
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>>93689830
Because it wouldn't give OVK cash, no one except people in /pdg/ would buy it.
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>>93689737
>steam ost is STILL missing Ho Ho Ho, Breach 2015, and Searchlights
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why dont they just re-add the meme masks?
but with up to date memes, like smug pepe.
i would pay 5 bucks for a smug pepe mask
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>>93690069
Hahaha Great Post!
Well Meme'd My Friend!
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>>93689743
>sample
oyy veyy
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>>93690069
fuck off with your shitty memes, I want retards off my general
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>>93690069
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd My Friend
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>>93690156
>I want retards off my general
this place would be a ghost town
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>>93689480
A big sale is very likely to hit soon.
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>>93690294
Why and when?
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>>93690284
but it would be the ghost town I love
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>>93689486

I just assumed that, my bad

welp, of course that makes it even worse, comically so, this is beyond the pale
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>>93689625
>He doesn't even Swan Song
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>>93690069
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd My Friend!
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>>93690027
those ones are getting added but on the 2015 payday ost dlc
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>>93689486

>glowing masks

I'd actually prefer if they DIDN'T offer that
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>>93690027
>Not checking His twitter hourly
https://twitter.com/SimonViklund/status/563386801248014336
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>>93690578
>glowing masks
Where did it say that?
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>Cant refill Minigun with ammo
>Can Only shoot Rocket launcher once..

Id be ok with that
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>>93688704
That's stupid.
What would Chains be awing at, anyways?
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>>93689625
Guns do not steal bullets from other loaded guns in order to feed its own disgustingly high fire rate.
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>>93691307
this one does :^)
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>>93672915

>give overkill my money to build hype fuel so this has the possibility of making it in the game
>building hype fuel to add this thing
>building hype
>for a disgusting SJW masturbatory tumblr checklist dyke

sad thing is that they probably won't be able to resist doing it regardless of the hype shekels
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>>93690848

>"The pack allows heisters to use four self illuminating versions of the original PAYDAY masks"
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>>93689389
gonna check da crimenet

>>93688928
Those are dumb as well
Fucking TF2ism
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So, in order to unlock Hoxton's Revenge, at least 100,000 people have to buy the $20 DLC. Do that many people even actively play Payday 2? I usually only see like 14k on at any one time.
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What the fuck is bonnie
Why couldn't we get a fucking Triad/Yakuza heister who doesn't look like dogshit instead?
Overshillllllllllllll
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The Hoxton Revenge heist would probably be shit anyway.
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>>93692335
what? you're already board with drilling doors and defending rooms?
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>>93692214
They already had all the lines from when Clover was going to be Scottish so they might as well put them on a character.
:^)
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>>93692335
idk, could be cool

>find out who sold them out
>knock down their door, kill the gan they're sheltered with, actually give some of the lower tier fug skills a reason to exist- throw waves of thugs at you
>hox tortures the rat while you fight the baddies off
>hox requests new torture items- knives, boiling oil, water for waterboarding
>tie up loose ends
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>>93692335
it could be good
just imagine the player characters preforming a full frontal assault on Gages personnel version of fort knox
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>Heisting as Dragan, Wick, Clover and Bonnie
The True PAYDAY Experience
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>Hype fuel at 670
>Goals ranging from 200k to 2m

I have a feeling this isn't even going to hit the 200k mark. It's either that or they'll rig the counter and just release whatever they feel like.
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>>93692848
>>93692648
>>93692523
>>93692335
inb4 the traitor is a completely new character the crew was supposed to have known this entire time.
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$20
AND WITHOUT THE WEAPON PACK INCLUDED
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>>93692214
>>93692335
>>93692097
This is the most disgusting move that Overshill has pulled so far. 20 bucks for absolutely no content.

How about fixing the myriad of problems that Payday 2 still has?

Fuck you Overshill.
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>>93692648
You're just describing Hoxton Breakout day 2, but with thugs at the start instead of FBI.
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>>93692648
Why do you keep posting Athena, she did nothing wrong, she just wanted to fix her mother.
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>>93693127
hey, we wouldn't want to work overkill TOO hard, now would we?

set your expectations very low so that they can be met.
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>Hey guys, you built an awesome amount of Hype Fuel, almost enough for the Hoxton Revenge Heist... sooo, because we love you so much, we'll throw that in for you! You heard it here, we think the train can coast on the remaining fuel to make it there ;^)

>Of course, what can a Hype Train do without its track? You have to help us lay the Hype Rails to get this Hype Train moving! Every $4 buys one track plate, and there's 500 miles to go until we reach our destinations...

>which now include safe house customization ;^)))
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>>93692335
The traitor is probably Old Chains, anyways. It's about the only character that makes any sense to have done it.

Unless they were going to be stupid enough to have Bain be the traitor.
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>>93693467
I think Old Chains and New Chains are supposed to be the same person.
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>>93693467
It's Alex you chumpbucket. Chain's was a redesign and is canonically the same guy.
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>>93693467
>Not Old Dallas
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>>93693735
I would still give up my anal virginity to New Dallas.
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>>93693309
>making fun of safe house customization

FUCK YOU! I JUST WANT NICE THINGS!
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>>93693467
>>93693609
>>93693664
>>93693735
>>93693786
It's BRUCE
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>>93672915
I don't see how this is SJW.

It's probably some big fat, muscular Russian gangster woman like Gretel Grosse from Wolfenstein or Nurse Nina from BL:TPS or something. It's a common stereotype in movies and games.

If she's what I think she is, she'll probably start yelling at the heisters and call them scrawny babies and say the same to the cops.

Now if it's confirmed that she's some high-pitched whiny fat girl, I'll get on your side. But as it is, I'm expecting some yuro mama bear emasculating everyone.

>"I told you to stay down, even children back home in Russia listen better than you."
>"You call yourselves men but you scream like little girls."
>"Why do you bring big useless gun? Is it because you don't feel good enough with regular gun?"
>"Hoxton, whoever told you scars make you look manly was telling the truth but you are taking it too far."
>"Houston, use your puny little legs to get over here."
>"Oh Mr. Wick, you have more muscle than I thought you have. Is sexy."
>"Mr. Dallas, old men like you need to get off of battlefield."
>"Ms. Clover, you should just go back home to England and find good husband like other girls."
>"Wolf, run like your wife is on fire."
>"SNIPAH! HE SHOULD COME DOWN AND FIGHT ME LIKE REAL MAN INSTEAD OF HIDING LIKE PUSSY CAT!"
>"WHY DO THEY GIVE PUNY MEN SO MUCH ARMOUR, THEY STILL DIE IN THE END?"
>"I SEE A CROAKAH, MORE SLIPPERY THAN MAN TRYING TO GET OUT OF MARRIAGE."
>"If you think this is how goats fuck, you have watched too many documentaries."

Of course, you'll be trading SJW shit for meme shit but at least we lose less with meme-y Slavic woman.
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>decide to relax and do something fun, bank heist:deposit
>pubs, no infamy levels but about 70-80 all around
>seems ok, going loud, gonna have some fun
>two of them go down to cloakers near constantly, the other just wanders around the inside of the bank
>nervous, because the wandering one has the saw
>managed to drag them through to getting the vault open, c4 the gate
>still constantly reviving them despite one of them having aced inspired, he only uses it once
>saw time, the wandering one is obviously baked out of his mind and is taking the longest way possible to saw boxes
>just grinds on one open box constantly
>the host grabs the first bag and tries to walk it to the van in the middle of an assault wave
>goes down to sniper fire
>bitches the entire time while I singlehandedly make the entire Washington D.C. police force cease to exist
>revive him
>wait for assault wave to finish, start moving bags
>ask the host to "clear snipers" since he is already outside
>ten seconds later make it outside, instantly downed by the multiple snipers outside
>wandering one runs outside, stands nexts to me for 3 seconds trying to revive but is rekt by snipers
>GUY WITH INSPIRE runs up to him, begins reviving, is downed by sniper
>start to question what the hell is going on while meanwhile the host manages to accidentally down himself with nades or go down to a regular swat in the vault


I have never before complained about poor skill in players but jesus
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>>93694403
It's a Scot with dyke tier hair, loads of tattoos, no suit, and a weight problem.
Stop forcing your fetish.
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>>93694403
She's scottish.
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>>93694403
She's scottish though, she was the OG femheister before Clover.

I'm pretty sure the original voice in the crimefest trailer is hers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We6Lhu11ZmM
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>>93694546
>>93694603
>>93694658
O-okay. I'm sorry. Mods, you can delete my post.
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>>93694947
get out
never come back
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>>93694947
You can delete your post by checking the box next to 'Anonymous' and pressing the 'Delete' button in the corner.

You can't kill yourself that way though.
N-not that you sh-should.
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>tfw no american elementary school cook heister
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>>93695231
YOU'RE IN LUCK, FRIEND
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>>93672915
>tfw we get this and John Wick but no Wei Shen heister
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>>93695231
>Implying Houston didn't work as an elementary school cook before getting fired for picking a fight with a fifth grader and losing
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>>93695231
>my face when I read that as
>no american elementary school coon heister
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>>93692648
>Day 1 starts off by breaking into the houses of two wealthy men who have a shared underground basement where they kept the location of the traitor in their Jaeger-Titano-Bigass safe, which can only be unlocked by obtaining four codes which only the two of them know.
>They also have a shit ton of drugs, stolen paintings (which you stole in Art Gallery and SR), and even a meth lab that is set to explode once the safe is open
>Day 2, you blow up a bridge to stop an armored convoy that is picking up the traitor, and then you have to go from the bridge, through the streets of Downtown D.C., and to the apartments that is holding a Panic Room that the Traitor, as a last resort is hiding in.
>You have to saw off the bolts, blow up the top of the building, and call Bile, who picks up the Panic Room, and drops it from sky high, killing Alex, who had betrayed the crew because Bile was threatening to replace him completely
>After the room falls, characters might say "YIPPIE KI YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!" or, mockingly, "LIEK A GLUVV"
if you can guess what the five original heists I reference are, you get nothing
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>>93672915
>no suit
why cant i hold all this garbage?
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>>93693735
new dallas is so fucking handsome no homo tho
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>New weapons will be shit
>New masks are just for dickwaving
>New heists will probably be the generic Drill, then helivac it
>Probably won't get to gamble in the casino
>Won't be able to drive the stolen vehicles from the car heist if the hype fuel even gets that far
>New heister looks like the hag that used to serve lunch in middle school
Overkill, what the actual fuck.

>>93694242
It's Matt
HAHA, FOOLED YOU GUYS
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>>93695528
"Houston couldn't hold a job to save his life"
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>>93672915
I'm probably the one and only Anon in existence that likes the idea of Bonnie. Precisely BECAUSE she's not some bullshit QT animu waifu kawaiiiiii ^_________^ heister or some improbably hawtie. She's a walking troll that repulses people. That's fucking awesome.

But then, I laugh my ass off at being able to play the fat ugly bitch from Loadout. And I do play as her.
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I just realized the 2,000,000 gallons is literally unachievable.

To get that many by the 12th they need more than 50 thousand gallons per day.
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>>93672915
>this
>no yakuza still
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>>93696662
Damn I cant tell if you are trying to be "ironic" or just that shit of a person.
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>>93696662
>playing Loadout
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>>93695521
>skilltree based around using melee
>very heavily buffed fists as primary weapon with different firing modes changing what attacks you do
>perk deck revolves around slow-motion activating after you get headshots and chaining together kills
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>>93695631
So basically Payday: The Heist?


Sounds good.
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So, ideas for not shit DLC?

>new heist, word is that DC police is getting really wise to the fact that 4 heisters are walking through their cops like nothing
>two options:

A: Cops now have a low chance to hire a rival gang just like yours to attack you. Chance increases the more cops you kill, will not happen 100% of the time. The four gang members are either:
1. Randomized, so some may have ICTVs with LMGs with likewise builds, or akimbo dodgebuilds, etc.
2. Analyze your stats and either copy or provide best possible response to. (bonus round) they actively seek YOU out.


OR

B:Bain says "Looks like the cops are...oh shit! Looking for some outside help!" At this time players can drop in to take you out as soon as four of them link up, giving you enough time to consolidate your position so it's not a 100% wipe chance.

Both of these are done at the end of an assault wave so you're not balls deep in dozers.

>New heist:raid an army depot to steal weapons, ammo, and even maybe vehicles for Vlad
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>>93696662
But it's not like the Payday dudes are these ugly harsh guys
They're all fucking male models, and look like professional cat burgular socialites.
Why are the women trolls?
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NEW HEISTER: HOLOGRAPHIC CGI TUPAC
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>yfw hoxton revenge has a hidden methlab
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>>93696951
>raid the smithsonian air and space museum
>vlad needs to be on rise like a fucking sputnik
>he needs the fucking sputnik
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>>93697127
you're a genius
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>>93697071
>implying the sidejobs feature isnt going to be adding meth labs to every map

>Big Bank stairs downwards where the pig is dropped now leads to the secret meth vault
>The Diamond museum has a chance one of the exhibits is a genuine working victorian meth lab
>Buy the zipline asset in FF day 3 and Woah, looks like the Senators neighbour had a side job cooking up meth
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>Complete Big Bank on the Death Wish difficulty using the AMCAR and silenced Interceptor. Unlocks the AMCAR-4 Rifle.
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>Only 733 barrels
It'd be fucking hilarious if we didn't even get sidejobs.
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>>93696951
Symmetrical boss fights are my fetish, I wholly approve. Although I'd rather see hero cops than recruited heisters as enemies.
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>>93697412
They'll probably fudge the number or change things around.
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>>93696662
I like fat girls and you disgust me.

>>93697015
I'd say Clover and Wolf are about as attractive as each other.
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>>93697405
>not specifying loud
ayyyy
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