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/pdg/ - PAYDAY: The Heist and PAYDAY 2 General

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Previous heist: >>93518479

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>PD2 Player Statistics:
http://pd2stats.com/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://www.pd2skills.com/

>Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/0DFkFdv.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage Spreadsheets:
http://pastebin.com/Byp0h6Sc

>Big Oil Engine Calculator:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/89Ug7PQc

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
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2.28 millions.
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>>93672164
sorry for being dum
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so how about them crimefest rewards
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>>93672028
>OP webm
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Official Paydaycon 2015 theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
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>>93672197
best girl here
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How will the Swat van enemy work on levels like Big Bank and HB day 2?
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We need 900k for all of the relevant rewards.
That gets us side jobs, Swat Van, Butcher mods, standalone heists and Car Shop heist.
I couldn't care less about Golden Grin preview, Bonnie, heisters to LA and Paydaycon. Hoxton Revenge heist is coming out either way.
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>2.28 million
>2.28 million
>2.28 million
>2.28 million
>2.28 million
>2.28 million
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>Pubs will now be filled with retards running around shooting Rocket Launchers

What the fuck do bank robbers need with a fucking rocket launcher anyway
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Q: Can you pre-order, refund, and then pre-order again using a proxy account to inflate the numbers?
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>tfw live in la
fuck, are there any requirements to get into this tournament?
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>>93672270
Are there other characters in this style? The paint ones are great, but I like this one too.
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>>93672463
It's in the vault.
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>mfw I just had to carry 3 russian shitlords through an entire Hoxton Breakout on Overkill
>one of them was playing as Clover with a Golden AK and Deagle
>he was downed over 12 times

Are all you rusky faggots like this?
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>>93672457
I might want to argue on that one
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>>93672463
The dozers carry it in

>>93672569
I think this is from a game decal creator, not sure about that.
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>>93672463
50/50 chance to get a swat van busting down the wall in big bank

50/50 chance your escape vehicle is a swat van that you need to take over before you can leave.
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>>93672598
>open deposit box
>turret
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>>93672546
>RPG is an asset which can be used only once

I would dig that.
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>>93672463
it replaces the bus
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If sales continues as they're proceeding now, we won't reach first reward in 35 days.
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>>93672324
You got us to make the new enemy during Crimefest™ but now you have to help us put him in the game! ;^)
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>>93672546
>What is GL40
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>>93672197
>178 gallons gathered

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>93672610
Fuck, I haven't seen the OVA yet.
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>>93672664
>as it smashes through the wall it says "oh yeeaaah" and refreshes every heister with tasty juice
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>>93672758
God, that picture gets my dick hard every time
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>>93672664
Perfect way to buff the C4 escape.
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>>93672546
>>93672637
>RPG asset
>spawns a large case somewhere on the level
>interacting with it gives one player a single shot RPG that can be reloaded by interacting with the case again
>slowed down and can't sprint with the RPG, can drop it any time by pressing G
>same for minigun asset
That wouldn't be TOO bad, but if anything I hope they keep these things to some gimmicky noncanon shit like Safehouse Nightmare
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>>93672714
That's only like 12 people buying the $20 pack.
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>>93672758
The OVA is really good
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What about the new enemy and FBI files from the Crimefest?
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>>93672714
And this is the last straw. I'm so sick of this Swedish SJW shit. Wi
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>>93672915
>we could have had anime girls or even movie star heisters instead of some irrelevant fatty
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How about we get hype fuel for every DLC that exists, DLC that was already bought is turned into hype fuel.

Maybe increase the number for the rewards as probably most of the stuff would be unlocked by now.

I dunno, anything is better then we have yet.
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>>93672915
y'know I'm starting to appreciate Wick a lot more now
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>>93672605
I just did this too except my clover was a haxhud spamming faggot akimbo/dodge build.
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>>93672546
This game as long abandoned all logic in favour of Overkill being "hip" and "cool" like Valve. It has ruined PD2, just like Valve ruined TF2.

>site updates are an exact copy of Valve "Days" pages
>stupid and immersion killing items such as boxing gloves and money bundle completely slaughter any sense of "realism" and seriousness that was originally meant to be
>some hat- masks are downright ridiculous
>cross-shit marketing

And to top it all off, new characters out the ass. I can't be the only one who sees this.
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>>93672854
>>93672904

this is now /a/ meme general
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>>93672940
>>93672915
WHERE'S THE ANIME PACK OVK???
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>>93672940
I wanted four moe anime grills, constantly talking in Japanese, mowing down cops left and right
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What the fuck is this hype train shit? Has Overshill finally jumped the shark and got TOO gimmicky?
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>everyone complains when they replace scottish heister with irish heister
>adding a new scottish heister
>people still complain

Guys, this is what scottish women look like, don't call it a grave
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>>93673135
BUY DLCS
GET BONNIE
ITS A WIN-WIN

;)
-Almir
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>still no ass character
>still no ass gun
>still no ass heist
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>>93673067
I'm gay and every guy in Payday is at least somewhat hot. The women on the other hand are a leftist slap in the face.
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>>93673118
>>93673126
post ur ideal heisters

maybe Almir is lurking :^)
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>>93673089
>realism
>seriousness
You've never played the first game, have you?
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>>93673165
It's funny because the scottish voice actor was fucking hot IIRC
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i knew it, i knew adding more characters was a slippery slope im glad i got out when i did
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>>93673282
I'd rather the G36 be usable in the game.
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>>93673282
These or if were talking more seriously: Revy from Black Lagoon
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>>93673118
Speaking of that, I bet nobody at OVK even knows what this shit is.

>no Bean getaway driver
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>custom Escape Van skin

It better be the fucking A-Team Van. Also a fucking Mr.T mask for Chains.
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>>93673263
>tfw a communist and even i think that Ovk are acting like SJWs
Simply disgusting
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>>93673439
K-ON specials when
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So is there any part of the community that isn't angry about this?
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>>93672915
>completely out of shape landwhale
>not even in a suit, hell, short sleeves to show off tattoos for police to easily identify her
>will probably have a clown mask, as well
This is some bullshit right there.

>>93672940
>Overkill will never give us a Jason Statham heister
>we will never get Ben Affleck from The Town
>we will never get anyone worthwhile, ever
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Does the COMPLETELY OVERKILL pack includes the OVERKILL pack or will I need to buy both of them?
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>>93673532
The autists on Steam discussions.

Although most of them are pissed off too.
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>>93673282
Just remembered this guy's work.

>swedes would rather have fatties than this
YES
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HEY GUYS REMEMBER INFAMY
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I BET OVERKILL DOES TOO
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>>93673530
Someone mod this into the game. Please. I need this in my life.
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>>93673575
I seriously hope you're not planning on buying this.
But yeah, they're separate.
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>>93672915
Since the fatty just went out of jail, does it mean the cops are monitoring or keeping a close eye on her ? I mean, is it really smart to hire into the crew someone who have been dumb enough to go in jail and who might doesn't even have the professional standards required in order to be the payday gang ?
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>>93673575
You need both to get all of the content.
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>>93673312
I did, and even if heists were a bit over the top, that was more akin to the film approach, a la exploding cars concept and not lolsorandumb shit like money bundle melee weapon.
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Is this just the Paleto Score now?
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>>93673532
Nope, literally everyone dislikes some part of The Hype Train
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Who needs Ilija
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>>93673263
Even Wolf? I don't believe you.

Clover doesn't look like much, but at least her voice is kinda charming.
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>>93673698
Hell no.
Maybe if they had actually delivered the Kikefest rewards and the DLC didn't include the meme weapons (GAU-8 and RPG/AT-4)
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>>93673575
Completely overkill is only there to suppport the devs and give you shiny masks - no weapons, nothing else. Dont fucking buy that.
stick with the overkill pack so you get the weapons.
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>>93673627
I despise that artist. Edge out the ears. Barely even kawaii.
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>over an hour into the hype train event
>barely 200 gallons
The end is near.
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>>93673939
They're his ingame characters, I think.

Some of his weebcolle shit is pretty bad, I agree.
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>>93673627
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The only thing worth there is the Hoxton Revenge heist. Rest is pure shit.
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>pay to remove the new character
Why won't Overkill hire me for my ideas?
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>mfw the special masks are the meme masks from the first game
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>>93673841
>GAU-8
The GAU-8 is a specific aircraft cannon. It's not a minigun and you look stupid for using the precise designation for the wrong weapon.
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>>93673946
If the heists dont end up unlocked I swear they will be payed dlcs within tbe next year.
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>>93672028

As someone that has actually done time let me assure you the prison population is not attractive.

Women have it even worse. The only attractive women that do time are the ones in for domestic violence or substance abuse. If you are an attractive female you have porn, marrying rich, escorting, etc before you start to consider potentially getting shot and killed in an armed robbery.

I don't see why so many people want to mix their spank material and their video games. The two women in the game are relatively accurate for being the sort of females that might make the massively stupid decision to commit armed robbery. Big titty super models don't do that shit.
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>>93674040
What would we have to do to get more /pdg/-tan art?

Is there a kikestarter?
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>>93673841
>RPG
>meme weapon
Go to bed /k/
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>still no type 99 lmg

All I want is to see my fucking magazine blocking my view goddamit, step it up Overfaggots.
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>>93674226
Don't tell me that, tell that to Oyveyshill.
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>>93674226
>video clearly shows an AT-4
>description shows an RPG
>implying the in-game Minigun won't look like a GAU-8
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>>93674498
Do you have any idea how big a GAU-8 is?
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>hey guys crimefest is here look cool stuff you can get if we get people to like the game
>oh shit we did not expect bot accounts so now we actually have to provide free content
>hype train is here!
>now we made some bullshit where the goals are so outrageously high that we lost count
>oh yeah and now we made it so you have to pay us to reach any goal
>oh yeah we also made the payments contribute a miniscule amount to any of the goals so no matter how much you pay we wont actually need to make any worthwhile content!
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>>93674602
Not as big as overshill's incompetence.
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>>93674675
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>>93674675
not as big as the new heister
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>>93674348
>RPG
>not the biggest meme weapon after the deagle brand deagle
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>>93674753
wasn't really all that clever

>>93674647
We'd need 285 714 people to purchase the totally overkill pack, precisely.
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>don't want that fucking fat heister
>want Hoxton's revenge
Why couldn't OVERKILL™ make a qt anime girl?
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>>93674803
>not the famas
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>>93674842
Is that for everything? Because the only thing that's worthwhile beyond the Car Shop heist is the Hoxton Revenge heist, and we'll probably get the latter anyway.
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I haven't played since the X-mas heist last year. What is this overwhelming amount of Jew in the DLC packs?

20 bucks for the Overkill DLC, really?
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Why not go full F2P with an ingame cash shop?

Call it Payday Hardline, give it multiplayer versus and you're set for a permanent holiday in the caribic, letting underage maids fondle your cock as little Jimmy Johnson pays 90 bucks for a mask with his moms credit card.
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>>93674929
>not flintlock pistols
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>>93674842
>We'd need 285 714 people to purchase the totally overkill pack, precisely
That would total in at about 5,714,820 USD
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what's the trip for the almir account
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>>93675124
givemeshekels
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>>93674949
>>93675103

No fuck, I did my math wrong
It's 1 600 000 for the revenge heist, you get 14 per ticket.
So 1 600 000/14
That's 114 285.
That's the amount of totally overkill tickets needed to be sold to get the hoxton revenge heist.
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>go to steam discussions
>muh you don't have to buy it fallacies everywhere
>everyone bending over for overkill's cock
Jesus Christ, Steam truly is cancer.
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>>93675286
What about reaching the Car Shop Heist? The Hoxton Revenge heist is the only worthwhile thing above the Car Shop Heist and we'll probably get that one anyway.
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>>93675286
2.28 million dollars
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I already bought the 5 dosh DLC.

Sorry guys, but I'm a huge sucker for rocket lawnchairs.
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>>93675359
14 285.
Either I'm retarded and can't do math or that's a bit above the amount who's currently playing payday 2.
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>>93675491
285,700 USD
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>>93675616
offshore or spending?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BsMU5sDy0C
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>>93675491
No seriously, someone tell me I'm wrong here because that is absurd.
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>>93675634
spending
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Add new heist about stealing barrels full of some shit from a train.

For every completed heist we get 1 hype fuel.
Additional fuel if you own the DLC.
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>20 dollars for masks and hidden content
>no picture of the masks
>weapons aren't even included for 20 dollarydoos

Amazing
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>>93675707
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>>93675847
You just saved Train Heist
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>1223x1059
Unacceptable.
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>>93675707
you sound upset anon
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>>93675921
>>93673627
i-is it bad to be attracted to the one on the left?
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>>93675847
>barrels spawn on some heists, more on higher difficulties
>if you manage to escape with them they get added to the total
none spawn on hb
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>>93675847
Shit, just reskin train heist and replace ammo with fuel barrels, kill two birds with one stone.
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>>93675707
Kill yourself you fucking Euro
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>>93675921
good man

>>93676037
No, anime girls are healthy and lovely.
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>>93676089
>girl
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>>93676037
2D best D
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>>93676065
go suck amir off
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>>93675912
>that image
Time to fap again.
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>>93675707
>BOONEY CHARACTER!

>AMEREKANS ASSHOLES
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>>93675707
>PAYDAYLOLICON?
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>>93676089
but she looks like she wouldn't want my love
how many cops would I have to kill to earn her respect?
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>>93676283
Why don't you ask her yourself?
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>>93676414
I'd rather stick to crying alone at night and trying my hardest to impress her
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>everyone keeps telling overshill their new heists are shit
>they pull off an unarmed broad-daylight stealth robbery for 2 millions
>everyone tells them stockholm syndrome is the shittiest perk in the game
>the victims of the robbery defend them
sasuga overkill
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>>93676525
I have faith in you anon!
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>>93676557
20 BUCKS? THAT'S A ROBBERY
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>>93676578
I'll have the courage one day!
I vow I will make her my wife!
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>the best way to build up fuel is to buy the christmas track which has a 1:1 ratio for fuel to dosh
Reminder that you have to pay $60 so the fuel to money ratio is close-ish to a 1:1 (.933:1).
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>>93677107
explain pls
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>overkill pack
>dosn't include real overkill missions

For fucks sake, let me break into a military depot to steal weapon prototypes or a fucking tank.

Or the fucking rumored presidents book out of the white house.
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>>93677069
Get on it and get fit anon!
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>>93673090
>teens in school uniforms
>legs
You bastard! Who told you my only weakness?
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>>93677249
>teens
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>>93677407
Everyone under 24 can be considered as a teen.
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>>93677203
You get 1 fuel for 1 purchase of non hype train DLC. So, this is a pretty poor ratio, except for the Christmas soundtrack which is only worth $1. Alternatively you could buy this Overkill pack stuff, which will get you around .6 fuel per dollar at worst, or .933 fuel per dollar at best.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAiYusAyObs
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>>93673282
I'm not ashamed to say I would actually buy this DLC.
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>>93677498
I believe you are wrong about that one.
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>>93677504
overkill hiding how much money they want to grub behind some stupid fuel bullshit

well played amir
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>haven't played payday since shortly after the alienware alpha promo thing
>see hype train thing on twatter feed
>"give us a gorillion dollars so we can give you some more heists"
yep fuck that, probably never playing again.
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>>93677609
But you should.

Not because of the content, but because DLCs are bad and wrong.
They are badong.
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>>93677612
>>93677498
Can you guys not start please?
It's one of those words that doesn't have a hardlocked definition, so who cares
Isn't it time to bash overkill and post anime?

guys please
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>all the male characters in this game are hot as fuck
>all the female characters are ugly and realistic
>and there's still no asian/anime heister, just another anglo
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Is this the animemes general?
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>>93673439
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>>93677407
Yeah I get it, I know they're guns fuck off.
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>>93677818
I think Clover is pretty hot
she's got a bangin' body and her face is appealing to some.
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>>93677782
Its definition is anyone between the ages of 13 and 19. You know, the numbers that end in TEEN.

One day it may change due to usage as many words do, but for now a 24 year old is not a teenager.
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>>93677782
>It's one of those words that doesn't have a hardlocked definition

>teen
>tennager
>someone who is in their teens
>thirTEEN to nineTEEN
Its as hardlocked as a definition can get
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>>93677953
OHHHHHHHHHHH WOW
I really think that people don't know about the TEEN ending thing at all
Like, why would they?
Who cares anyways
Let's go fuck and fap to some TEENS then faggots
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>>93673282
>Mechanix
why is this so fucking funny to me help those are the exact ones i have for my rifle
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>>93677915
I didn't mean to upset you

>>93677867
yes
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>>93677905
>30lbs supported by the shoulders
>heavy
Are you trying to ruse me?
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>>93677953
>>93677972
This, the guy posting is confusing teen with adolescence
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>this thread
GET OUT OF THE WAY
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>>93677818
>PD3
>no white heisters
>a new mixed gender crew all ugly and realistic
>have to break out the entire PD2 crew one DLC at a time
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>>93678151
I'd recongnize Hanekawa's breasts anywhere dozer. You're not fooling anyone.
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>>93678271
I have no paid DLC. I stopped playing befor election day and just came back a week ago.

Convince me to not just unlock all the DLC.
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So who's still playing this game?
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>>93678543
That would make you a bad goy
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For all that Overkill's fucking up, can we at least agree that the remix of Full Force Forward is pleasant listening? The simple addition of a more active percussion track and wind up added a lot.

I'll be frank, it by itself had me hyped until I realized exactly where hype fuel came from.
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>>93678119
>>93678271
>>93673282
>>93678059
I don't understand. What is so great about gloves with ugly writing all over them? Does it make you feel like a sponsored racecar driver or something?
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>>93678543
Just unlock all the DLC

Seriously, after this last kike catastrophe I see no reason for anyone to support this bullshit
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>>93678649
it's a meme, they are just over priced
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>>93678632
Simon is the only decent one left in Overkill.
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>Still no APILAS
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>>93678649
Those are all Mechanix ads.
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>>93678649
They're really popular for shooting because they're really thin and easy to move in, and they give you a little insulation and padding because guns get fucking HOT. But, really, everyone buys them because they're the OPERATOR thing to do. I spent like $7 on mine and they work well, but I still think they're fucking retarded and they're hilarious to me.
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>>93678593
I still play the game, I have a nice group of friends to play with, It's still pretty good without all the bullshit weapon dlcs.
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>>93678698
>$15 dollars
>overpriced
>for a high quality glove
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>>93674224
>tfw if the hype train doesn't meet it's goals all masks in the game are turrned into the meme masks
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>>93678947
I'm not from the US, so shipping killed it for me.
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>>93678806
Yeah I just don't get it. I shoot, but I don't wear gloves unless it's cold or raining.

What's the point? Do your hands get so sweaty that you need gloves?

Tactical gloves for shooting are just gimmicks.
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>mfw you can put high-concealment mods on the RPG and take it to Shadow Raid for griefing
>>
Goldfarb was Overkill's last hero.
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>>93678947
>HIGH QUALITY
Okay friend, let's talk about how they fray like crazy and you can get kevlar gloves for marginally higher prices that won't snag on everything and suck. You think they're good because everyone says they're good.
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>/pdg/ - shooting gloves general
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>>93679091
What if he was actively trying to prevent this and we drove him out.
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>>93679153
>not being /k/
it's like you don't even want to rob a bank
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I'm going to mark the total gain in Hype Fuel that we have at the end of every day and we'll see the progress we're making towards the first 200,000 which is the only thing we'll achieve
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>>93679153
Don't forget the anime.
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>Hoxton will never have his revenge
>The wankers win

Why live
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>>93679091
I miss him ;~;. Now all he does is get drunk every night.
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>>93679517
Blame Overkill for putting it so high.
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>4 pack is $5.23 for Russians
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>>93679517
It's going to be released, just paid if you don't fall for the hype train.
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I'd love custom skins for the van.
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>>93679587
>being a cyka
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>>93679654
>van moves slowly
>ability to punch and knockdown/kill cops if they get too close
>able to stun dozers for whatever reason

FUND IT
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>>93679885

>able to stun dozers for whatever reason

How about a set of these? We already have brass knuckles.
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>>93679587
Can't even trade with the Russian dude I always did business with now.
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>friend buys the $20 pack without realizing it doesn't include stuff in the $5 pack

Hahaha.
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>still no third tier infamy
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>>93680912
Your friend can refund it via the pre-order rules.

In fact, I wonder if you can cheese that. Set up a proxy account. Order, refund, order, refund, order, refund. Wonder if the counter is coded to remove refunded packs.
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>>93680987
$15 and you can pre-order the free infamy tier pack :3
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>>93672569
I made it so if you want, I can do a request
>>93672612
Yeah, I made it in Rockstar's Emblem Editor
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>>93681289
That's Battlefield 4's emblem editor though.
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Fresh.
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>no updates or content for the whole of February
I never asked for this
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>>93681350
Speaking of which, Has anyone tried Hardball or whatever the new one is? Is it any good?

lol yeah right.
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>>93681350
Uhh, no it isnt
>>93681614
I like it, it's becoming my new multiplayer game
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>>93681406
>ak5
WHY
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>>93681832
I was getting the wanted achievement.
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So The Total Overkill pack is gonna come all the shit in the Overkill pack, right? I'm looking at it and nowhere do they actually mention that, and I wouldn't put it past Overkill to pull some bullshit like that.
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>>93681614
It's alright. Most FPS games suck compared to CS:GO though.
>>
Guys, I am conflicted, I want Hoxton's Revenge but I don't want that Bonnie creature. Who wants to bet the only people who will actually use the character will ruin your heists?
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Anyone wanna share a MasterFug build?
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>>93681614
It supports my hypothesis that Sweden is terrible at making video games.
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>>93673505
>mystery machine skin
>shaggy cross over character
>move speed focused perk deck
all of my scooby snacks
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>>93682143
Check the previous thread.
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>Payday 2 tournament for 250K
How the fuck is that going to work for a co-op game?
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>>93681289
That's amazing anon, can you do Dallas?
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>>93682139
As a griefer, I can confirm that I will only play as Bonnie if she's unlocked.
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>>93682604
You never played stopwatch tourney games before son?
It will be a time race and bad because ofthe broke dick drill
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>>93682604
It won't.
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>>93682795
>Yfw when the tournament happens one team close to winning will get fucked over because the drill breaks constantly
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>tfw no japanese grill heister who only speakes engrish
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More bug masks when?
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>we're paying 1.6 million for a "free" heist that would just be released for 6.99 anyway if no goal was reached
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>>93681406
decrease resolution, there's no reason to have it that high in a webm
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>>93678543
>Convince me to not just unlock all the DLC.
Because you now get auto kicked from games if you don't
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>>93683265
about the same time they add a jasonafex mask
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>>93683406
Thanks. It was a first time effort.
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>>93683508
So I lose out on playing with shitters.

Anything more compelling?
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>There will never be Canadian heister voiced by Robb Wells
>He will never come with a maple syrup heist and .45 Magnum
>We will never be graced with Nova shouting "I'D SAY I'M SORRY, BUT FUCK IT, WE'RE RICH!"
Since we're adding new heisters left and right I don't see why we can't have Ricky's sweet voice in my ear too
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>>93683704
>Liking trailer park boys

Fuck off. You are scum.
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>>93683704
>not a weed heist
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>>93683704
Idiot.
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>>93683842
>Not liking trailer park boys
It's almost like you hate fun
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>>93673089
I agree
The games felt like Heat: The Video Game at the beginning, and most of the DLC's they added stuck pretty close to this aesthetic. I could see professional bank robbers using a variety of small arms, even if it got kind of stupidly military there. The grenades always should have been concussive instead of frag though.

But now it just feels stupid. And inconsistent too. Why do we have to wait for a drill to open a door when we have an RPG? You could justify the grenades and the launcher as being too fragmentory to break hard surfaces, but an RPG? Will we be able to shoot down helicopters now?
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>>93684207
It's almost like you have utter shit taste.
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>dlc page says RPG and shows an icon of a RPG7
>In trailer, Chains has a M136

which is it overkill?
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>>93682612
Ill try later
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>>93684612
>Why do we have to wait for a drill to open a door when we have an RPG?

The power creep is real in this game. So you might very we'll be able to blow open a door you'd otherwise have to drill. I imagine it would be balanced by only allowing for 1 RPG
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>Bonnie
Holy shit fuck off Overkill
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>yfw overshill has to awkwardly brush the Hoxton Revenge heist under the rug once the outlandishly expensive goals aren't met while getting yelled at by literally every single remaining fan of the game
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>>93685290
I really don't understand this, they're overestimating the size and wealth of the community so much.
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>>93684906
The one that isn't as autistic as you
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>>93685290
>don't hit goals
>they just turn around and release it as paid dlc
>everyone eats it up
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>>93685515
God damn, it doesn't make sense to have a landwhale who was caught robbing the local McDonalds join your gang of heisters.
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>>93685543
I don't think they could charge for a new enemy or splitting up some heists, and they don't have the balls to charge for the Hoxton Revenge heist.
At least I hope not.
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I've never really been critical of overkill's practices- I mean, they make good money, and I really do enjoy the game, and I'm happy that payday is big enough for them to set these goals and at least have a chance of hitting them sometime in the future, even if it looks sluggish out of the gate.

But fucking christ, this might just be the straw that broke the camel's back. where do they get off setting kickstarter-esque milestones for us to hit for a game that we've paid for, and paid for again multiple times over through DLCs? I feel extorted.

And I don't buy the whole "starving indy dev" thing as an excuse, the game was fucking profitable. Hell, their stock ROSE today after this announcement.

Nothing they do is for the players anymore, they're really just doing it for the money. I didn't want to believe it, and I always thought the "overschill" or "overjew" thing was overdone, but fuck man.

Was I too blind to see what assholes they were being this whole time, or is this just me overreacting and letting my newfag show?
>>
>>93685214
>not wanting shrek's first wife
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>>93685783
I think they're basically carrying the burden for Starbreeze Studios.
>>
>>93685773
Is the turret supposed to be the new Gensec enemy?
>>
>>93685925
Pretty sure that someone confirmed on Twitter that this isn't the new enemy.
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>>93685925
They've already confirmed it is in addition to the Crime Fest enemy, not the same thing as it
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>>93686052
>>93686106
Fair enough
So where the fuck is the Crimefest enemy
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>>93684612
>The games felt like Heat: The Video Game at the beginning, and most of the DLC's they added stuck pretty close to this aesthetic.
Agreed. I wonder if they even have a design document, since they sure aren't sticking to it anymore.
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>>93686154
They aren't done recoloring a bulldozer yet.
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>>93686154
Pretty sure Simon mentioned in that recent twitch Q&A it was planned later this year, possibly summer
>>
>>93682956
>Connection to the host has been lost
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>>93686154
Fall or summer, something like that.
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>>93686241
>it takes more than half a year to add an enemy
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>>93686190
Of course they're not. They're listening to all the fuckwits on certain forums who demand this sort of shit
>>
I'm not sure if this is greedy, arrogant, or just overly ambitious.
>>
>>93686370
steam forums?

Fuck, even if they just ripped off/recreated classic movie heists it would be light years better than this shit.
>>
Pick one:
A) Fix your game, removing all bugs and glitches, then proceed to make more decent DLC
B) What's done is done, let's make even more stuff for the game (that will suffer from the already existing bugs and glitches) and introduce even more bugs and glitches.
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>>93686404
All of the above.
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>>93683262
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>>93685214
average_overkill_fan.gif
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>>93685290
I think it's the other way around. Free to Play games that are losing customers will do desperate things to get them back. Usually by offering sales, deals, and even free shit. This is the complete opposite. Enough people have probably been buying all of Overkill's shit that they think they can sell lots of OK DLCs
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>>93686480
MORE KNIVES
>>
Wait is this dlc not even out until next month? Why would anyone buy it before the event is over?
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>>93686695
>Enough people have probably been buying all of Overkill's shit that they think they can sell lots of OK DLCs

Yeah, success made them lazy.
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>>93686695
Look at the math posted earlier. Using peak players they still could not reach these goals.
>>
Can we kickstart Goldfarb back into Overkill?
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Is this the longest any thread has gone without any gameplay discussion, just pure anger?
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>>93686824
>peak players

Are usually nowhere near the total amount of people who play the game at different times and will buy more shit for it
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>>93686961
>288 posts
Nah.
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>>93686824
The problem with that logic is that the peak is the maximum number of people all in the game at a given time. There are still plenty of other players, but they're asleep, busy, or they don't want to play Payday. However, the goals are still asinine and would be more viable if the fuel for each DLC was multipled by 3-7.
>>
>>93686961
Welcome to /PDg/. Every post ever is made out of pure anger
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>>93686961
Considering this is probably the biggest sellout overkill has ever done it would be fitting
>>
HOW CAN IT BE A DRILL IF IT AIN'T DRILLIN
>>
>game is about robberies
>we are the ones getting robbed
its like poetry
>>
So what are the odds that the new rocket launcher and minigun are 100% better than the grenade launcher and LMGs?
>>
>>93687238
WE WERE HARDLY HERE
>>
What if this is actually rigged and the numbers are rng?
Like even if enough people spent enough money, overshill wouldn't do shit.
>>
>>93687271
50/50 chance that you're right or they're completely shit for some reason
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDJAk_f8alg
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>>93687271
98%, unless Overkill decides to make them assets on the map and not actual weapons.
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Would you watch a P'ayyday animu?

hard mode: 11 eps shovelware, Chains is treated as joke black character
>>
>could have gotten some faceless scottish woman special

>instead we got jabba the hutt's daughter
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>>93679587
>>93680890
Did they fix gifts from 4 packs being region free?
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>>93687271
0% chance

Best case scenario they're sidegrades to weapon types that are already inferior to less fun options.
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>>93687495
>joke black character
so, nothing changes?
>>
This might be the first DLC that I don't feel comfortable supporting, and I'm generally fine with Overkill's stuff.

But this hype train thing, eugh. Skeevy as fuck.
>>
>>93687495
bain being fucked silly by faceless girls doujin when
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>>93685783
Anyone who says that overkill is a 'starving indie dev' is retarded, Payday 2 was profitable before it came out by virtue of preorders alone and expensive DLC only made them richer
>>
>>93682104
>>93680912
>>
So, the guns from Overkill pack are added after the hype train event ends?
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>>93687495
>not the superior trigger discipline one.
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>>93688119
fug, post it pls
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>>93686961
People are speculating about the effects of the Minigun and RL
That's gameplay
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>>93688065
only if the community reaches the goals (ie forks over enough money)
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>$20 preorder
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>no new saws
>no new GLs
>inb4 RPG is technically a GL
>>
RPG. Great. Just what we needed. A weapon with even less ammo than the Thanatos and GL40 but noobs will flock to because they'll just vacuum up ammo bags
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>>93688250
so its like a kickstarter but without any guarantee of getting a refund if it doesnt reach its goals
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>>93688393
>he doesn't know what what RPG stands for
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>>93688393
ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE :^)
>>
>>93688393
Rocket
Propelled
GRENADE
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>>93688393
>saws
What do you want? I agree, but what kind of saw would you ever want that fulfills the purpose of the current saw?
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>>93688521
>>93688534
>>93688552
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>>93688619
Chainsaw
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>>93688439
hit the nail on the head.
>>
>>93688704
Would a chainsaw really be able to open up safes?
>>
>>93687271
chances are they will only be good for killing dozers due to having absolute worse than shit ammo pickup and be too good at killing the other cops
though the minigun could be fun if they let it work with swan song or bulletstorm
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>>93688619
Mix up the stats maybe.
How about a chainsaw (pic related) that has a bit of range and more ammo to deal with enemies, but take longer versus items?
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I <卍3 ASWZ
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>>93688619
Not him but
1. A much slower, more durable saw
2. A chainsaw with infinite ammo that just kills people.
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>>93688767
Who gives a fuck? Would a bank robber really be using boxing gloves?
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>>93688619
hi OVK
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>>93688818
Shit. Wrong way.

I <卐3 ASWZ
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>>93688946
>agree about new gls
>ask what kind of saw someone would add
>overshill
Well you sure are paranoid.
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>>93688401
You're worried about that shit when they're adding a goddamn minigun to the game? It's going to vacuum up ammo so hard it'll steal it right out of your mags to keep firing.
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>>93689057
just a rib at their laziness, take it ez m9
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>>93689057
VIRAL MARKETERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!
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>gl40 2.0
>lmg 2.0
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>>93688928
Should we really keep going in of the deep end though? I get what you're saying, but a chainsaw is another step too far. If we keep that mindset it will just be one thing after another based on a trend established by a handful of items.
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hahaha, holy shit, overkill

>a minigun and a fucking rocket launcher
>a skin for the escape van
>preordering dlc
>one is a direct upgrade to the other

it was okay releasing monthly dlc while putting the rest on discount, but this?

you have truly went above and beyond on this one
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>>93689134
>not being angry all the time
No anon, you don't understand.
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>>93688928
How do you heist with boxing gloves on?
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eyy /pdg/ ive always liked this game never played it

should i buy payday2 on steam for $30 or do i need to buy all the dlc too to have fun

thanks fellas
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>>93689261
>direct upgrade to the other

Read the description for the Complete OK again
NOWHERE DOES IT SAY IT GIVES YOU THE STUFF FROM THE CHEAPER ONE
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>>93689480
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>>93689480
Wait for a deep sale.
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>>93689106
>vacuum up ammo so hard it'll steal it right out of your mags to keep firing
This is literally what a gun does.
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>>93689574
>>93689585
cool cool ty ty

enjoy your general ill be here sooner or later:^)

peace
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>>93689480
>I liked this game before I even played it
NOPE, don't buy it, you'll be wasting your money.
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>tfw want to buy the OST dlc to customize my menu music
>this shit happens
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>>93686619
>kancolle
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>>93688015
>>93680912
Those motherfucking scumbag, ratfink, shitpushing, seajew, bork-ass motherfuckers.
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Is it too much to expect a safe house update? Inventory and skill access points. Spending in game money on upgrading the place. customizable training room (think CQB test COD: MW) etc.

We're billionares now, why live in such a shit hole.
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>>93689480
>>93689702
well memed sir (^:
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>>93689830
trust me, as far as DC apartments go, the safehouse is the fucking taj mahal.
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Wow, even the people in the Steam community forums are pissed off at overkill

Damn Overkill really messed up on this one
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>>93689830
Because it wouldn't give OVK cash, no one except people in /pdg/ would buy it.
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>>93689737
>steam ost is STILL missing Ho Ho Ho, Breach 2015, and Searchlights
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why dont they just re-add the meme masks?
but with up to date memes, like smug pepe.
i would pay 5 bucks for a smug pepe mask
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>>93690069
Hahaha Great Post!
Well Meme'd My Friend!
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>>93689743
>sample
oyy veyy
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>>93690069
fuck off with your shitty memes, I want retards off my general
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>>93690069
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd My Friend
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>>93690156
>I want retards off my general
this place would be a ghost town
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>>93689480
A big sale is very likely to hit soon.
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>>93690294
Why and when?
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>>93690284
but it would be the ghost town I love
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>>93689486

I just assumed that, my bad

welp, of course that makes it even worse, comically so, this is beyond the pale
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>>93689625
>He doesn't even Swan Song
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>>93690069
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd My Friend!
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>>93690027
those ones are getting added but on the 2015 payday ost dlc
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>>93689486

>glowing masks

I'd actually prefer if they DIDN'T offer that
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>>93690027
>Not checking His twitter hourly
https://twitter.com/SimonViklund/status/563386801248014336
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>>93690578
>glowing masks
Where did it say that?
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>Cant refill Minigun with ammo
>Can Only shoot Rocket launcher once..

Id be ok with that
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>>93688704
That's stupid.
What would Chains be awing at, anyways?
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>>93689625
Guns do not steal bullets from other loaded guns in order to feed its own disgustingly high fire rate.
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>>93691307
this one does :^)
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>>93672915

>give overkill my money to build hype fuel so this has the possibility of making it in the game
>building hype fuel to add this thing
>building hype
>for a disgusting SJW masturbatory tumblr checklist dyke

sad thing is that they probably won't be able to resist doing it regardless of the hype shekels
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>>93690848

>"The pack allows heisters to use four self illuminating versions of the original PAYDAY masks"
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>>93689389
gonna check da crimenet

>>93688928
Those are dumb as well
Fucking TF2ism
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So, in order to unlock Hoxton's Revenge, at least 100,000 people have to buy the $20 DLC. Do that many people even actively play Payday 2? I usually only see like 14k on at any one time.
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What the fuck is bonnie
Why couldn't we get a fucking Triad/Yakuza heister who doesn't look like dogshit instead?
Overshillllllllllllll
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The Hoxton Revenge heist would probably be shit anyway.
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>>93692335
what? you're already board with drilling doors and defending rooms?
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>>93692214
They already had all the lines from when Clover was going to be Scottish so they might as well put them on a character.
:^)
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>>93692335
idk, could be cool

>find out who sold them out
>knock down their door, kill the gan they're sheltered with, actually give some of the lower tier fug skills a reason to exist- throw waves of thugs at you
>hox tortures the rat while you fight the baddies off
>hox requests new torture items- knives, boiling oil, water for waterboarding
>tie up loose ends
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>>93692335
it could be good
just imagine the player characters preforming a full frontal assault on Gages personnel version of fort knox
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>Heisting as Dragan, Wick, Clover and Bonnie
The True PAYDAY Experience
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>Hype fuel at 670
>Goals ranging from 200k to 2m

I have a feeling this isn't even going to hit the 200k mark. It's either that or they'll rig the counter and just release whatever they feel like.
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>>93692848
>>93692648
>>93692523
>>93692335
inb4 the traitor is a completely new character the crew was supposed to have known this entire time.
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$20
AND WITHOUT THE WEAPON PACK INCLUDED
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>>93692214
>>93692335
>>93692097
This is the most disgusting move that Overshill has pulled so far. 20 bucks for absolutely no content.

How about fixing the myriad of problems that Payday 2 still has?

Fuck you Overshill.
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>>93692648
You're just describing Hoxton Breakout day 2, but with thugs at the start instead of FBI.
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>>93692648
Why do you keep posting Athena, she did nothing wrong, she just wanted to fix her mother.
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>>93693127
hey, we wouldn't want to work overkill TOO hard, now would we?

set your expectations very low so that they can be met.
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>Hey guys, you built an awesome amount of Hype Fuel, almost enough for the Hoxton Revenge Heist... sooo, because we love you so much, we'll throw that in for you! You heard it here, we think the train can coast on the remaining fuel to make it there ;^)

>Of course, what can a Hype Train do without its track? You have to help us lay the Hype Rails to get this Hype Train moving! Every $4 buys one track plate, and there's 500 miles to go until we reach our destinations...

>which now include safe house customization ;^)))
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>>93692335
The traitor is probably Old Chains, anyways. It's about the only character that makes any sense to have done it.

Unless they were going to be stupid enough to have Bain be the traitor.
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>>93693467
I think Old Chains and New Chains are supposed to be the same person.
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>>93693467
It's Alex you chumpbucket. Chain's was a redesign and is canonically the same guy.
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>>93693467
>Not Old Dallas
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>>93693735
I would still give up my anal virginity to New Dallas.
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>>93693309
>making fun of safe house customization

FUCK YOU! I JUST WANT NICE THINGS!
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>>93693467
>>93693609
>>93693664
>>93693735
>>93693786
It's BRUCE
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>>93672915
I don't see how this is SJW.

It's probably some big fat, muscular Russian gangster woman like Gretel Grosse from Wolfenstein or Nurse Nina from BL:TPS or something. It's a common stereotype in movies and games.

If she's what I think she is, she'll probably start yelling at the heisters and call them scrawny babies and say the same to the cops.

Now if it's confirmed that she's some high-pitched whiny fat girl, I'll get on your side. But as it is, I'm expecting some yuro mama bear emasculating everyone.

>"I told you to stay down, even children back home in Russia listen better than you."
>"You call yourselves men but you scream like little girls."
>"Why do you bring big useless gun? Is it because you don't feel good enough with regular gun?"
>"Hoxton, whoever told you scars make you look manly was telling the truth but you are taking it too far."
>"Houston, use your puny little legs to get over here."
>"Oh Mr. Wick, you have more muscle than I thought you have. Is sexy."
>"Mr. Dallas, old men like you need to get off of battlefield."
>"Ms. Clover, you should just go back home to England and find good husband like other girls."
>"Wolf, run like your wife is on fire."
>"SNIPAH! HE SHOULD COME DOWN AND FIGHT ME LIKE REAL MAN INSTEAD OF HIDING LIKE PUSSY CAT!"
>"WHY DO THEY GIVE PUNY MEN SO MUCH ARMOUR, THEY STILL DIE IN THE END?"
>"I SEE A CROAKAH, MORE SLIPPERY THAN MAN TRYING TO GET OUT OF MARRIAGE."
>"If you think this is how goats fuck, you have watched too many documentaries."

Of course, you'll be trading SJW shit for meme shit but at least we lose less with meme-y Slavic woman.
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>decide to relax and do something fun, bank heist:deposit
>pubs, no infamy levels but about 70-80 all around
>seems ok, going loud, gonna have some fun
>two of them go down to cloakers near constantly, the other just wanders around the inside of the bank
>nervous, because the wandering one has the saw
>managed to drag them through to getting the vault open, c4 the gate
>still constantly reviving them despite one of them having aced inspired, he only uses it once
>saw time, the wandering one is obviously baked out of his mind and is taking the longest way possible to saw boxes
>just grinds on one open box constantly
>the host grabs the first bag and tries to walk it to the van in the middle of an assault wave
>goes down to sniper fire
>bitches the entire time while I singlehandedly make the entire Washington D.C. police force cease to exist
>revive him
>wait for assault wave to finish, start moving bags
>ask the host to "clear snipers" since he is already outside
>ten seconds later make it outside, instantly downed by the multiple snipers outside
>wandering one runs outside, stands nexts to me for 3 seconds trying to revive but is rekt by snipers
>GUY WITH INSPIRE runs up to him, begins reviving, is downed by sniper
>start to question what the hell is going on while meanwhile the host manages to accidentally down himself with nades or go down to a regular swat in the vault


I have never before complained about poor skill in players but jesus
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>>93694403
It's a Scot with dyke tier hair, loads of tattoos, no suit, and a weight problem.
Stop forcing your fetish.
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>>93694403
She's scottish.
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>>93694403
She's scottish though, she was the OG femheister before Clover.

I'm pretty sure the original voice in the crimefest trailer is hers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We6Lhu11ZmM
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>>93694546
>>93694603
>>93694658
O-okay. I'm sorry. Mods, you can delete my post.
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>>93694947
get out
never come back
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>>93694947
You can delete your post by checking the box next to 'Anonymous' and pressing the 'Delete' button in the corner.

You can't kill yourself that way though.
N-not that you sh-should.
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>tfw no american elementary school cook heister
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>>93695231
YOU'RE IN LUCK, FRIEND
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>>93672915
>tfw we get this and John Wick but no Wei Shen heister
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>>93695231
>Implying Houston didn't work as an elementary school cook before getting fired for picking a fight with a fifth grader and losing
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>>93695231
>my face when I read that as
>no american elementary school coon heister
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>>93692648
>Day 1 starts off by breaking into the houses of two wealthy men who have a shared underground basement where they kept the location of the traitor in their Jaeger-Titano-Bigass safe, which can only be unlocked by obtaining four codes which only the two of them know.
>They also have a shit ton of drugs, stolen paintings (which you stole in Art Gallery and SR), and even a meth lab that is set to explode once the safe is open
>Day 2, you blow up a bridge to stop an armored convoy that is picking up the traitor, and then you have to go from the bridge, through the streets of Downtown D.C., and to the apartments that is holding a Panic Room that the Traitor, as a last resort is hiding in.
>You have to saw off the bolts, blow up the top of the building, and call Bile, who picks up the Panic Room, and drops it from sky high, killing Alex, who had betrayed the crew because Bile was threatening to replace him completely
>After the room falls, characters might say "YIPPIE KI YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!" or, mockingly, "LIEK A GLUVV"
if you can guess what the five original heists I reference are, you get nothing
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>>93672915
>no suit
why cant i hold all this garbage?
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>>93693735
new dallas is so fucking handsome no homo tho
>>
>New weapons will be shit
>New masks are just for dickwaving
>New heists will probably be the generic Drill, then helivac it
>Probably won't get to gamble in the casino
>Won't be able to drive the stolen vehicles from the car heist if the hype fuel even gets that far
>New heister looks like the hag that used to serve lunch in middle school
Overkill, what the actual fuck.

>>93694242
It's Matt
HAHA, FOOLED YOU GUYS
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>>93695528
"Houston couldn't hold a job to save his life"
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>>93672915
I'm probably the one and only Anon in existence that likes the idea of Bonnie. Precisely BECAUSE she's not some bullshit QT animu waifu kawaiiiiii ^_________^ heister or some improbably hawtie. She's a walking troll that repulses people. That's fucking awesome.

But then, I laugh my ass off at being able to play the fat ugly bitch from Loadout. And I do play as her.
>>
I just realized the 2,000,000 gallons is literally unachievable.

To get that many by the 12th they need more than 50 thousand gallons per day.
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>>93672915
>this
>no yakuza still
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>>93696662
Damn I cant tell if you are trying to be "ironic" or just that shit of a person.
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>>93696662
>playing Loadout
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>>93695521
>skilltree based around using melee
>very heavily buffed fists as primary weapon with different firing modes changing what attacks you do
>perk deck revolves around slow-motion activating after you get headshots and chaining together kills
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>>93695631
So basically Payday: The Heist?


Sounds good.
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So, ideas for not shit DLC?

>new heist, word is that DC police is getting really wise to the fact that 4 heisters are walking through their cops like nothing
>two options:

A: Cops now have a low chance to hire a rival gang just like yours to attack you. Chance increases the more cops you kill, will not happen 100% of the time. The four gang members are either:
1. Randomized, so some may have ICTVs with LMGs with likewise builds, or akimbo dodgebuilds, etc.
2. Analyze your stats and either copy or provide best possible response to. (bonus round) they actively seek YOU out.


OR

B:Bain says "Looks like the cops are...oh shit! Looking for some outside help!" At this time players can drop in to take you out as soon as four of them link up, giving you enough time to consolidate your position so it's not a 100% wipe chance.

Both of these are done at the end of an assault wave so you're not balls deep in dozers.

>New heist:raid an army depot to steal weapons, ammo, and even maybe vehicles for Vlad
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>>93696662
But it's not like the Payday dudes are these ugly harsh guys
They're all fucking male models, and look like professional cat burgular socialites.
Why are the women trolls?
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NEW HEISTER: HOLOGRAPHIC CGI TUPAC
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>yfw hoxton revenge has a hidden methlab
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>>93696951
>raid the smithsonian air and space museum
>vlad needs to be on rise like a fucking sputnik
>he needs the fucking sputnik
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>>93697127
you're a genius
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>>93697071
>implying the sidejobs feature isnt going to be adding meth labs to every map

>Big Bank stairs downwards where the pig is dropped now leads to the secret meth vault
>The Diamond museum has a chance one of the exhibits is a genuine working victorian meth lab
>Buy the zipline asset in FF day 3 and Woah, looks like the Senators neighbour had a side job cooking up meth
>>
>Complete Big Bank on the Death Wish difficulty using the AMCAR and silenced Interceptor. Unlocks the AMCAR-4 Rifle.
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>Only 733 barrels
It'd be fucking hilarious if we didn't even get sidejobs.
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>>93696951
Symmetrical boss fights are my fetish, I wholly approve. Although I'd rather see hero cops than recruited heisters as enemies.
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>>93697412
They'll probably fudge the number or change things around.
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>>93696662
I like fat girls and you disgust me.

>>93697015
I'd say Clover and Wolf are about as attractive as each other.
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>>93697405
>not specifying loud
ayyyy
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Literally Jew: The game company

even leddit is all up in arms about this shit
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>>93696951
Innocuous hit on some shitty low end factory for Vlad
Seems just like another easy beginner job for Vlad, until you satisfy some secret criteria and open up a hidden door in what turns out to be some hidden government vault/lab/armory/etc
It ends up being one of the most difficult heists ever, with one of the best payouts though
Ending screen is Vlad rambling like he usually does, you're not completely sure whether he knew about the secret or not.

Another one would be what would introduce Safe House customization, and would basically be part two of the snitch saga, when they reveal our hide out at the laundry. Would involve a police assault and heavy defence of our stuff as we prepare to move, then taking to the streets Heat Steet style, before making our way to our new, much better suited for customization hideout.
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>>93697412
It's slow as fuck to update.
A friend ordered the 4 pack for our crew pretty much the minute it came out and alone was contributing more than the counter said at the time.
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>>93697568
>Clover and Wolf are about as attractive as each other.

you're comparing the second coming of swedish christ to an irish bulldog with a nose piercing.

I...

I just don't have faith in the human race anymore.
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>>93697591
It's specifically so that stealthbabbies get fucked over
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>>93697127
YES
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>>93697748
Wolf is a disgusting balding fat man.
>>
the ironic thing is by trying to address the tumblr wishlist for bonnie and clover with their terrible designs they just continue to alienate female gamers from playing the game

these characters are entirely unrelatable or uninspiring, no woman wants to boot up payday and see her options consist of a diseased bulldyke and a bipolar white nigger

meanwhile because the men are not targets for diversity they can all just be handsome and fit, lol
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>>93697807
except you didnt say do it loud so its the opposite of fucking them over.
>>
holy shit

they need to increase their sales so far by about 200% to even have a ghost of a chance of hitting their lowest milestone.

what a complete and total fucking failure

this is fucking biblical
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>>93697347
>White Xmas
>giant present falls out of the trees
>it's a methlab
>meth ingredients start falling out of the trees
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>>93698005
well, only handsome and /fit/ people play this game, right guys?

...guys?
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>>93697347
>genuine working victorian meth lab
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>>93698013
Maybe the concealment is too low for 99% of the stealthbabbies so they'd be running around with 20-something detection or something.
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>>93698236
I'm a dead ringer for Neil McCauley.
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>>93698236
I feel pretty handsome and fit
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>>93697347
Did meth even exist in the Victorian times?

IIRC, unlike most drugs, meth was purely man-made.
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>>93698005
>tumblr wishlist
>any time the thought of a woman in a game comes up everyone starts screaming tumblr
I really wish people weren't so fucking retarded around here.
>>
give me all of your /pdg/-tan art pls i need it
>>
itt times we acted like houston
>waiting for elevator
>8 year olds with a water bucket on balcony
>want to drench some boy downstairs
>they look at me
>i look back
>"dont act dumb"
>get into elevator
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>>93698521
People need their waifus.
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>>93698453
It'd be opium, wouldn't it?
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>>93698531
nah
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>>93698568
>this one time I ran sideways
>tfw top tier ghost
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>>93698005
An interesting note about how Tumblr SJWs complain about vidya gaem women being oversexualized:

I know LOTS of girl gamers who enjoy the escapism of having an avatar that looks like a hot chick that dresses seductively or outright slutty. Just look at some MMORPG avatars of IRL chicks.
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>>93698643
No, that's heroin IIRC.
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>>93698719
The biggest critics of ugly women are other woman
I don't know why the blame is shifted solely onto men
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>>93698643
>>93698760
Heroin is modified opium is refined poppies.
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>>93698568
>walking outside, drunk with drunk friend
>ice everywhere
>he eats shit and is on the ground moaning

GET THE FUCK UP

GET THE FUCK UP

GET THE FUCK UP

>he gets up
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>>93698236

>deliberately choosing an ugly character

this only happens in mmos and maybe mobas and only ironically for players like >>93696662, for instance in WoW hardly any girls were on the horde until they added blood elves. hmm, I wonder why that happened?

you're not gonna see any women stream this game on twitch or anything, it's a move to win points with the tumblr demographic who have jack shit to do with exposure or sales and overkill cares about this because they're literally delusional swedes for both thinking they will get over 3 million dollars of Wishful Thinking™ dlc and also because they allow "female representation" to be defined for them by blog ideologues rather than, I dunno, the actually purchasing habits of females, especially streamers, who play games

the only thing they could do is come out with a woman who is actually attractive to balance it, but they would probably sooner add another dyke and give her a relationship to bonnie rather than add a fujiko type or faye from cowboy bebop
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>>93694947
I'd much rather have a Slav Dyke than another Isles Dyke.
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>>93698013
No, you see it has to be loud. It just doesn't say it in the achievement description because people that have real builds will do it the right way and stealthbabbies will go straight to the forums.
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>>93699314
I enjoy playing average-looking characters, not repulsively ugly ones or shiningly attractive ones.
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>>93699368
Fuck off Europhile
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>>93693028
THE MAN WITH THE GLASSES IN THE DIAMOND TRAILER

CALLING IT NOW
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Do you guys think Clover is ugly or average? Or god forbid attractive?
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>>93698453
>>93698643
>>93698760
>>93698906
>Amphetamine, discovered before methamphetamine, was first synthesized in 1887 in Germany by Romanian chemist Lazăr Edeleanu who named it phenylisopropylamine.
>Shortly after, methamphetamine was synthesized from ephedrine in 1893 by Japanese chemist Nagai Nagayoshi.
>Three decades later, in 1919, methamphetamine hydrochloride was synthesized by pharmacologist Akira Ogata via reduction of ephedrine using red phosphorus and iodine.
>During World War II, Pervitin (methamphetamine) developed by Berlin based Temmler pharmaceutical company was used extensively by all branches of the German armed forces (Luftwaffe pilots, in particular) for its performance enhancing stimulant effects and to induce extended wakefulness.
>Pervitin became colloquially known among the German troops as "Tank-Chocolates" (Panzerschokolade), "Stuka-Tablets" (Stuka-Tabletten) and "Herman-Göring-Pills" (Hermann-Göring-Pillen).
>Obetrol, patented by Obetrol Pharmaceuticals in the 1950s and indicated for treatment of obesity, was one of the first brands of pharmaceutical methamphetamine products.
>Due to the psychological and stimulant effects of methamphetamine, Obetrol became a popular diet pill in America in the 1950s and 1960s.
>Eventually, as the addictive properties of the drug became known, governments began to strictly regulate the production and distribution of methamphetamine.
>For example, during the early 1970s in the United States, methamphetamine became a schedule II controlled substance under the Controlled Substances Act.
>Currently, methamphetamine is sold under the trade name Desoxyn, trademarked by the Danish pharmaceutical company Lundbeck.
>As of January 2013, the Desoxyn trademark had been sold to Italian pharmaceutical company Recordati.

Invented in 1893 in Germany, used mostly in WWII, now it's a meme drug. Victorian era is 1837 to 1901 so no meth for Victorians.
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>>93699518
Ugly as hell face with hair highlights and a nose piercing.
Average or maybe a bit better everywhere else.
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>>93699518
Average. Most of the working class women I know who do some actual labor jobs (and not sales/service positions) look like Clover.
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>>93699518
Low end of average. I see uglier girls on the subway every day to class.

Decent voice though. I'm kind of fond of her, she sounds like she's having a great time.
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We all know who the most beautiful person in Payday 2 is.
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>>93699538
So opium would be the more fitting drug for Victorian England?
Doesn't matter anyway, just replace Victorian England with Nazi Germany and bam you have your museum meth lab.
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>>93699718
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>>93699718
hot guys? gay bars? vlad didn't mention anything about all this...
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>>93699718
Yes
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>>93699648
Yeah I love it when someone in my game is playing as her and all I can hear is her laughing like a maniac over killing a cloaker or something
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>>93699397

I agree except they haven't even accomplished that, we got ugly and now we might be getting uglier
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How the fuck do you make this mask look better than it does by default?
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>>93700105
You don't. I tried. I ended up sticking with the default. No shame in it.
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>>93700105
Digital camo and black, white and grey colours if you want a Gensec Elite replica. Otherwise not much else works, that mask kills most patterns that go near it.
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>>93699518
4/10 considering her age
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>>93700105
I just tossed some patterns and materials from Hotline Miami on it, because why not contrast a soldier's mask with some palm trees.
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>>93699518
Well compared to the hambeast we're getting, Clover just got a whole lot prettier.
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>yfw overkill canonly ships Clover and Bonnie as a lesbian couple.
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>>93696742
>I just realized the 200,000 gallonsis literally unachievable

fixed that for you
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>>93700580
>YFW Dallas turns out to be gay and it is revealed he convinced the rest of the crew to accept Dragan because they are fucking each other
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>>93700031
I don't know, I mean if I pictured a female heister, and not just a criminal but a cop-killing female heister, I'd imagine she'd be a huge disgusting dyke like bonnie, y'know the kind with massive penis envy that gets off on being as macho as possible and will probably end up raping someone in jail.
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>>93700629
>gallonsis
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>>93696742
All according to plan.
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this might be a sad day for payday, but this thread is in top form tonight.
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>>93700768
>overweight heister
Would you want a lardass in the armed forces too? It will be one thing if she's actually well muscled, but so far she just seems like a fat sack of shit.
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>Going to cost us 4mil USD to unlock all of the benefits
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>>93699718
Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!
V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!
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Now that the game has been officially jewed to death, can we look back and fondly remember some of /pdg/'s epic memes
>Using the HBV/LBV
>Killing every civilian/"Buy the asset"
>Unironically using Haxhud
>Goldkike
>Sucking Simon's dick
>Stay off the dancefloor
What else?
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>>93701802
>jewed to death
Jewed, sure. But not to death. Check back in about a week and I guarantee you half the hype train's goals will be met.
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>>93701802
those are some nice rose tinted lenses you have there. how much did overjew charge you for them?
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>>93699502
>>93699502
name one other payday character that wears glasses other than the dentist.

protip:
you probably can't but kudos if you can think of one
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>>93701802
>to death
You can say that when picking up loot has a chance of awarding you a key for Evidence Lockers: Small bundles of mods, masks, patterns, and other goodies that can be bought with micro-transactions, or awarded randomly in the card screen after completing a DW heist.
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>>93702698
john wick
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>>93702698
Bile, Twitch
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I can't believe this anon was right.
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>>93702698
JOHN
WICK
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>>93702994
>>93703036
those aren't rounded prescription glasses
should have specified, my bad
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>>93703114
We don't actually know what Alex looks like.
He always misses his heli drops, maybe signifying some sight problems.
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>>93703113
>7125x8910
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I'm calling it now. If Hambeast isn't poly-gender, the next dlc heister will be.
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>>93703113
ONE
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>>93703421
What the fuck does poly-gender mean?
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>>93702698
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>non-infamous players joining pro dw lobbies

stop this
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>>93703804
this

is there a more advanced mod that lets me set my lobbies to infamy players only?
>>
What's the best way to find hackers?

My cousin just got the game and he insists on cheating
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>>93704150
tell him to fuck off
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>>93704150
join a lobby
if the host is v-100, check his profile
if it's blocked, stay
otherwise, repeat from step 1
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>>93704324
>you now realise that every person on steam that has a private profile is a hacker

please tell me more faggot
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>>93704483
sure, ya cuck

if they do have an public profile, check their hours
if they have less than 100 hours, stay
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>>93668196
>Oh fuck, weren't you in /ps2g/?
Yeah. I'm taking a bit of a break from PS2. Sometimes you get a bit tired of SO--I mean, Daybreak's wild ride and you need to get on another one.

Who am I talking to?
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>not acing sneaky bastard and using a nagant/loco wombo combo
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>>93703421
>poly-gender
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>>93703081
>that anon was me
ho boy
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The "traitor" is Bain
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>>93705346
No
That doesn't make any sense at all
He could sell us out whenever he wants, plus he's probably more liable than us
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>>93705294
What are you talking about? That's me
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>>93705346
>traitor is bain
>have to replace every single line bain says in the game
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>>93705783
too much work for overkill. ulf is too lazy to even record new lines
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>>93705562
No it was me.
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>>93705992
KONO DIO DA
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sorry overkill i'd rather spend money on full games i actually want.
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>>93705783
even if the traitor was the dentist, they wouldn't remove the dentist heists

they're all in sequential order

the gang finds out whodunit AFTER all the heists you've completed
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>>93706071
>battlefield hardline and GTA heist dlc coming out
>decide to piss off their player base
SASUGA OVERKILL
>>
Shit that would never happen but you would like anyways
>Heisters voiced by Nic Cage, Chuck Norris, and the guy who voiced Bane
>Mosconi Dozer voiced by Schwartzenegger
>Heister Blacklist (so you don't get the landwhale when you enter a game)
>PAYDAY wishlist (that increases your chances of getting a specific mask, mod, etc. you have less than 2 of
>Customised guns a la CS:GO
>inb4 the last one is in the completely overshill pack
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>>93705992
No it was me barry! It was me all along!
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>>93705992
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>>93706283
Good thing you don't have any say because you have absolute shit taste.
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>>93704195
That's the first thing I did

>>93704324
>>93704483
>>93704615
Thanks
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>>93706252
>battlefield hardline heist
Hardly. BF Hardline is a direct competitor. And EA needs all the sales it can get to keep Hardline from crashing on release, they're not about to cannibalize potential sales with a cross-game promotion.
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>>93706283
How about an actual prison break heist where you get to fight your way through the facilities to extract a VIP.
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>>93706283
>retarded shit that would never happen
fixed
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>>93706283
I also wish they had customizable weapon skins
>>
I want to see the fat womyn with the ICTV.
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I wish we could create custom characters. I'd pay for that.

I'd make mine really tall and skinny because he's super agile, but ripped. Give him a black trench coat and trilby, red eyes, and pale skin like the fucking grim reaper of heisters.

It would be so badass.
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>>93707413
I'll give you the benefit of doubt due to Poe's law and say "sounds great m8".
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>>93707413
Will he have a katana?
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>>93706639
I don't even understand how you got that from the post
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>>93707571
no, but he'll have THIS
*unzips bodybag*
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>>93707656
>battlefield hardline and GTA heist dlc
>implies that EA would condone a hardline themed heist
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>>93707413
Custom characters would definitely be something I'd pay for. It'd be complicated, probably be a separate client to create characters, but I'd dig it.
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>>93707571
No a bo staff because it's like a pimp cane you can beat people with and it's not edgy like a katana because it doesn't even have an edge.
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hey how do i get the death from below achievement?

i've been trying on mallcrasher but they only repel like once or twice before the mission ends.
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>>93708005
I pop wick into my blue ray player every time I heist.

And of course I main wick.
>>
i only use the car-4.

i don't like anything about it but the stats.

eagle heavy rifle is cool but 80 total ammo sucks when i usually just play pubs.

what other ar's do you use?
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>>93706639
no, they mean 2 games in direct competition, from competent, tested, proven studios are being released.

Overkill cant even finish their base game without begging.

>VA lines for base characters...when?
>anti-cheat...when?
>sound bug and clipping fixes...when?
>weapon re-balance...when?
>crimefest rewards...when?

nah, we make movies now....
The Hoxton Breakout & Bomb trailers had to cost at least $100,000 each.
>>
what is wrong with the overkill pack?

maybe i'm blinded by how much fun this game is to me right now, but i feel like this pack has at least more content than the clover or dragan pack.

i bought those too
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>>93708290
Hardline hardly (get it?) counts. Its pretty much BF4 with less shit in it.
>>
what's that one song that goes like

BIM-BUNIMINUM
BOOM BOOM BOONIMUM BOOM
BIH-NU-BIH-NU-BIH-NUMINUM
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>>93708451
Evil Eye in stealth/casing
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>>93707734
>Battlefield Hardline
>GTA Heist DLC

2 separate things, I know reading comprehension is hard.
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>>93705992
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>>93708290
Holy shit that skull face in the bullet hole on the left.

>>93708521
>He doesn't know what Hardline is
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>>93707734
I meant that with both of those coming out, overkill chose the worst possible time for their shenanigans
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>>93708551
OH SON OF A BITCH
>>
>>93708504
no, that's more

BUM-BUM
pinoom pinoom~
BUH-BUH-BUM
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Okay, can someone explain to me what's going on?

What the fuck is this Overkill pack thing? What is this hype train shit? Are they adding an even worse looking female character now? Are they charging for that monstrosity?
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>>93708451
maybe this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bamLz-zIAEg
I was listening to it right as I read your post
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>>93708406
DICE is a pretty good studio, up until BF spinoffs. I didn't play BF4, but it was probably at least fun.

PvP probably means focus on combat and "capture the ___" objectives instead of "heisting" but they are working on a single player mode, which implies decent A.I. for possible co-op maps.
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>>93708890
making people pay for content that was promised in the previous cromefest

mainly the gensec enemy
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>>93708725
No no no it's like hmm hmm humhumhum hum hmm hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RzIqq7DVQU
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>>93708661
Fundamentally different games
GTA is GTA
Hardline is a battlefield reskin with a very, very slight chance to be cops and robbers
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>>93708890
buy dlc so we can make dlc we said we would make for free
>>93675616
$$$
>>
>>93709043
They already said the enemy from Crimefest and this enemy are two different things
>>
Golden grin casino preview is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
>>
>>93709306
Does this mean that even if we make the turret goal that it'll still take fucking ages for it to then come out?
>>
>>93709013
no, man no, you got it all wrong, that's

BWOONA-BOOWOONA
BOONA BUWOOWANANUNANANA

it was hohoho
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>>93709345
Wait what
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>>93709395
The site states all rewards will be given out during the event, unlike Crimefest which was a mix of during the event and after it.
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>>93708637
there are a couple nice touches in the game.

Why cant they just work a little harder, instead of just admitting they are lazy devs and begging for money

>"VA lines are too hard to do"
>dialog consists of counting.
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>>93709454
Watch it and judge for yourself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLf6iIlNHs&t=0m6s
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Got any Valentine's plans, heisters?
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>>93709513
You really believe them?
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>>93710018
Of course fucking not
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>>93709768
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>>93710000
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>>93710000
no, but consider them quads checked

got dayum
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>>93709395
do they need this money to start working on the content that will be out in months->years or are they seriously holding content hostage?

It really doesn't take that much time or effort to make game maps, weapon models based on real guns. If they'd allow modding, we'd have everything they promised and more. Sure there'd only be one or two really good homebrewed maps or full voiced characters but there'd be a shitton of great looking weapons, masks, skins and probably some decent gameplay changes with scripts.

Jeez, it's on steam...why not have a workshop page?
>>
>>93699518
She's alright, believeable and not over the top.
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>>93710227
>Jeez, it's on steam...why not have a workshop page?
because then how would they make money if people are willing to make it for free?
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>>93710000
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>>93705346
>>93705783
It was Dallas.

The Dentist knew exactly what happened, which is why he needled Dallas with the
>"How did it feel? Leaving him behind."
comment.

Dallas needed a job for his useless brother and sacrificed the foreigner (because he's racist like that) to make room in the crew.
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when the Clover/Diamond DLC came out and people complained, shills were like, whatever, it's the cost of a sandwich....that plus the Dragan/Bomb DLC puts it up to a pizza and some beers.

$25 more for this shit and you can take someone out to dinner and have a longer, more enjoyable experience than playing those shitty maps.

or you could by GTAV, seriously they are up to the price of a full game in jewry.
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Thank you, based Simon, for finally releasing the soundtrack versions of these tracks.
>>
>>93710583
I like how they pretend to support Last Bullet mods, just don't play online with them or CHEATER tag, that is if the game doesn't crash because we updated with 0 content and no bugfixes.
>>
>>93710834
And now the crew has turned into a zoo.
>>
>>93706071
Kane & Lynch games are on sale right now for less than the price of DLC. Also, the Hitman games.

I bought this game on sale for the Hotline Miami DLC and it delivered, got a bunch of hours on it, sold all my cards and bought a finished game.
>>
What's the best valued DLC and why is it still the soundtrack?
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>>93711717
Damnit Dallas.
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>>93711301

>I like how they pretend to support Last Bullet mods

>Update the game with a superior mod override system
>Release "official" mods simultaneously
>They use the depreciated method instead of override

But why
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>>93708451
this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDZHIJU0BRM
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>>93711784
Hotline Miami gift bought on Kinguin.
1.79 for heist + superior soundtrack.
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>>93698568
I dressed up as a grill once.
>>
>>93712404
Probably this
Getting a coupon for Hotline Miami is probably the best thing that's come out of this game for me
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>>93706624
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>>93699518
Face wise she's low/below average
She has a rocking fucking body though, especially the lower part
>>
>>93711929
see >>93709431
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>>93712467
yeah?
are you a pretty girl?
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Ok so how bad do you think this crap will be?

Side jobs - 100% going to be do shit that everyone does already anyway like steal all the guns in firestarter instead of the minimum amount etc

Turret enemy - Inaccurate gun on the vans off in the distance that uses the same existing generic assault rifle sounds and is 1 shot by a thanatos.

Butcher mod - only one I'm not completely depressed about.

Heist updates - Hotline miami both days are separate and bain has 1 changed line everything else is 100% the same even the commisar comments.

Car shop heist - Will probably be some really shallow shit where you need to slowly guide the cars with remote (because we cant drive them for sure) to some lift and they get "secured"

Golden grin preview - We will get to see the 1 or 2 bags of sideloot at best, drill the vault guys casino heist!

Bonnie - I don't even know what the fuck.

Heister shit - whatever

Hox revenge - WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THIS LITERAL MEME CHAV

Payday con - whatever

Who depressed about the future of this game here?
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>>93699518
7/10
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>>93713283

I honestly don't think this game has much of a future left.
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>>93713340
holy shit, that's high
what's a 5/10 in your book?
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don't worry guys i bought a four pack of both of the new dlc

something something hype

i've completely lost control of my life what the fuck
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>>93713401
someone not really attractive but also not ugly
i think clover is QT
bonnie?
2/10
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Now that we have BONNIE I hope you niggers never say a bad thing about wick and clover again

I mean come on
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>>93713531
there's always helium tanks
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>>93713014
i bet she's got some killer abs under that shirt
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What besides no level cap is worth paying for outside of the demo?

H&T still feels like the only map that was designed for the game, loud & stealth. Rushing doesn't involve metagaming and it actually feels more like a badass robbery.

Also you'll be grinding H&T in the full game anyway.
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>>93713358
I remember Ilija once mentioned community map tools. I'm so depressed about that.
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>>93713996
b8
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>>93713706
They're still shit.

Just not irradiated ebola infected diarrhea mixed with super-aids in a used syringe.
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>>93713763
dammit anon
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>>93713283
>Turret enemy - Inaccurate gun on the vans off in the distance that uses the same existing generic assault rifle sounds and is 1 shot by a thanatos.

you know it's gonna be an indestructible 360 degree auto-targeting car-4 stuck on the van that shoots you from across the map making shit like Watchdogs, and escapes nigh impossible.

it will NOT be a water cannon, tear gas launcher, sonic weapon or something that police actually use.
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Is it bad that I want to start playing P:tH again just for that feeling of

Y'know

Actually pulling off daring heists
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>>93713706
Why would I ever say anything bad about Big Dick Wick
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>>93713531

would it make you feel better to give one to me?
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>>93714432
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>>93714825
Please stop trying to turn me into a stalker
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>>93707949
It's a lot easier on H&T, which is where I did it. Lots of people recommend Hoxout, though I can't personally recommend it.
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>>93707949
>before the mission ends.
You're allowed to stay long after, you know.

Other maps you could do:
>H&T parking lot
>Hoxton Breakout
>Framing Frame Day 3
>The Bomb: Forest choppers
>etc.
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>>93707949
Hotline Miami Day 2

Pretty much all the cops that spawn on the roof rappel down which gives you a ton of targets.
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>>93714709
It's dead, anon. Let it go.
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>>93713996
>>93714070
I honestly can't name a heist i enjoy more than H&T.

outside of DW, you can screw up stealth and still go loud and it's still like an actual bank robbery. Staying in the bank keeps you noticing the terrible swarn AI and infinite range, cloakers have dynamic entries and can actually surprise you, lots of good on paper skills are somewhat useful (chameleon/silent drilling) and it's still doable.

i like the AT missions but there's like 2 ways to do them C4 or no C4 and you 100% need a saw. Also being on the street lets you see the terrible AI at work.

The Diamond & Big Bank become a serious chore to do objectives if you screw up stealth.

GO Bank could be good, without off map civs and the ending timer. also the bank layout kinda sucks.

Hotline Miami would be A+ if the pentouse layout was randomized but doing Day 1 and running up the tenement just to spend 20 minutes in that same room is bullshit. there isn't even a bedroom or kitchen in the apartment.

Vlad missions are ok but not very fun to stealth, Elephant jobs rely too much on RNG (camera pointed at vault in FF) Hector missions are good the first time, but quickly become tedious without metagaming.

Hox Breakout Day 1 would be awesome with side loot and no invisible walls for the heisters, im fine with truck roadblocks. Day 2 i could do without.

i think that covers it.
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>>93716818
>Also being on the street lets you see the terrible AI at work.
It's such a shame that so many heists could be made much much better by throwing in traffic and shit, like look at Rats day 3. Very wide open on one end, very clogged up on the other. One end is basically a death trap if you're not careful and the other safe enough to move bags in during an assault
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So has anyone done the math yet How many overkill packs need to be sold to get to the hoxton revenge heist? Do we even have a prayer?
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>>93717073
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>>93717073
See
>>93675286

Going purely with the completely overkill packs its over 2 million dollars.
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>>93707949
HoxB day 1
>scaffolding & skybridges

day 2
>snipe from the directors office or when they blow the roof in the operations room.

on hotline miami, they will stand on the roof and shoot you instead of going down and you are open to snipers
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>>93708148
Falcon can be modded to be a higher damage Car-4 with 40 instead of 60 in the mag.

Clarion & Commando can be modded for decent damage with concealment if stealth goes wrong below DW...

not sure why you'd bother with stealth below DW.
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>>93708345
you don't get anything for a month.
at which point you might get nothing.
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Guys I am still wondering, sure the prizes for the "Hype Train" are all for the community and shit plus free, but why is one of the prizes we must pay for (and right before unlocking Hoxton Revenge heist) a fucking holiday for 10 random most-likely steam community shitters? I thought the event was supposed to be for the WHOLE Payday 2 community. No I am not asking for a free flight to LA for everyone, but just why does this goal even exist if it only benefits 10 random faggots?
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>Only Hoxhud is allowed to be used during the PaydayCon.
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>>93718491
Good question. I feel like that garbage should be at the very end of the list. Make PaydayCon in LA and just fly 10 cunts out to that. I don't give a shit about them, or the con. I just want content for the GAME.
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>>93718491
Legally you're not allowed to have "pay to enter" contests without having to deal with every state's gambling regulations. That's why the official legalblob says "no need to pay to enter and win" because it's the easiest way to have such contests.
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>>93717553
we need 2 million dollars for 1 month of work the community would do a better job on for free if we let them.
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>>93717553
All is lost.
>>93718736
I want to defend overkill. I mean developing content for this game is probably very expensive especially now that they have another studio to worry about but this seems a bit worry some. I mean I'm glad there's at the very least a few new guns coming in the 5 dollar pack. But promising a "secret suprise" for your 20 bucks is kinda steep.
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>PaydayCON
>meeting pubs in person.

yeah, no thanks.
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>Suddenly 64,640 gallons of Hype Fuel

ITS HAPPENING
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>>93719104
Bless those bots. Those damned bots.
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>>93719104
I guess it'll update every now and then.
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>>93719104
>check russia's time
that seem about right
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>>93719226
How are bots involved?
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>>93719023
Oh boy I sure can't wait for every fucker to show up there in their shitty suits and their plastic, homemade Hoxton and Dallas masks.
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so how do we go about getting as much content as we can while avoiding getting Bonnie?
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>>93719467
Who the fuck is Bonnie, anyways?
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>>93719226
Why would bots be needed in any way?
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>>93719390
either a billionaire with a botnet is buying dlc
or
>>93672559
>>93681000
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>>93719402
I really hope the US won't let the swedish cunts in for the usual stupid reasons. About what Almir and his SJW friends deserve for pulling this cashgrab and Bonnie.
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more ideas, planning on making c4 later...

I'm lazy anyways, take lessons from overkill
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>>93718959
if by developing content, you mean hiring guild actors for the trailers & webisodes. people make maps, skins, models and scripts for games that support them as a hobby.
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>>93719543
I don't know if people care about this that much. Its probably just the total from the day one buyers. It really isn't that much. If it were people from proxies doing it around the clock the number would probably be much higher.
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>>93719286
russia come to aid of payday player everywhere yet again
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>>93719497
What's the matter? Don't like the new heister?
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>>93719576
>Dentist
>not rambling about plans
>fucking Benjamin Franklin or some shit
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>>93719665
Are you high?
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>>93719560
if they wanted to SJW why not another minority heister instead of an unattractive one.
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>>93713531
isn't that one hundred dollarydoos? or what's the discount?
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>>93719901
that's $60, friend

$60 could buy a AAA game, but instead of buying GTA V, he bought 4 copies of the same DLC.

of course, I'm only pointing out the obvious
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>>93719883
Have you not noticed how the fattest nation on earth spawned the whole 'fat tolerance' bullshit that SJW landwhales are pushing?

Blunderlands 2 had a character inserted by Gearbox just for that reason.
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>>93720020
I am not a clever man
however I wouldn't pay 60$ for a videogame
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>>93719780
Eh. Don't really care for her either way. Looks like someone who should be a supporting character instead of one on the crew, though. She just fucking looks like the type of person that would be immediately singled out as a criminal.
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first valve
then rockstar
now overkill
fuck this life
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>people fighting each other over builds and weapon stats,
>the masterfug community will be treated like effeminate girls and will be forced to please and heal the manly techforcers,
>farming Hoxton Breakout until you don't even know if it's night or day.

Maybe there will be a way to have fun.
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>>93720058
If you're referring to whoever the fuck Moxxi's daughter is I honestly didn't dislike her. She wasn't a -good- character, but it's not like she took away from the experience.

>>93720269
Overshill have been jews this entire time. No surprise there.
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>>93719839
i wish...
developing actual content for the game is NOT expensive. producing all that ancillary shit and fixing shitty code is. if they weren't lazy the first time around and only interested in hype and cash now, we'd have a great game.
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>>93720176
BUT YOU WOULD
PAY 60 DOLLARS
ON DOWNLOADABLE
CONTENT FOR A
VIDEO GAME.
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>>93720352
well no that's even worse

I thought it was 100$ which is why I was concerned
I'm not sure how much I have spent on payday DLC actually but this is getting out of hand
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>>93720307
>techforcers
>manly
If anything it'd become an /ss/ thing
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>>93720307
what
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>>93720315
The point I was trying to make is that that SJW bullshit is seeping deeper and deeper into AAA game writing and development.

But hey, it's okay to be a fat cow. Let the state pay for your diabetes and heart surgery.

But let's put Dallas and Hox in there, really hot men. No double standard whatsoever. Why do we not get Greta instead? Too right-wing?
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>>93720307
>tfw techforcer
>tfw sub
>tfw George Foreman 6-Serving Fixed Plate Grill
no. no i am not okay with this.
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>>93720058
You're getting your facts wrong.

Ellie was put into BL2 to make fun of fat, white redneck landwhales.

But after Burch became a born-again SJW, he pretended that having her there being a strong independent body-proud woman was the intention all along. Same deal with the engineer woman with the shivers on Outlook. She was just a normal woman who got a brain disease but after he got a letter from somebody saying "Thanks for having a stuttering character", he promised that if she shows up again in the future, she'll have a stutter again.
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>>93720329
Fair enough. But I very much doubt this thing is going to rake in the max amount of cash. They probably have a rough idea of what they're going to get from this from all the previous dlc sales. I still don't think the 5 dollar thing is that bad. I'm just glad we're over the 11 dollars for everything kind of thing.
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>>93720058
Borderlands 2 was a mess.
Germans & Brits are pretty fat too.

an attractive black or NA chick would've done much more for tolerance imo. when was the last time you saw NA game character? Prey? the halfsie in AC3?
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>>93720594
Yeah, I understand. You make a good point about Greta though.. Even if she is a bitch where the fuck is she? They made a point of advertising her in the goddamn live trailers and yet she's nowhere to be seen in game.
Thank god for that, too. I enjoy the regular Sniper guy a lot more than I would her.
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>>93720745
>>93720058
Both of you should just go bitch about this on
>>>/pol/
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>>93719286
Overjew isn't gonna make a loss by selling shit to ruskies dirt cheap due to the recent changes in trading.
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>>93719780
She's a fat mobster cow at best, no way she could be part of the crew. Wick is an assassin, Clover heisted with Hoxton and Dragan is long time criminal.
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>>93721017
>long time dirty cop
FTFY
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>>93721202
Is there much difference.
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>>93720720
i doubt it too
they are probably gonna have paydaycon anyway and cancel the rest of the rewards even though the goals were reached. you can't rent a place less than a month in advance, they must have already put the down payment on it and this is just to pay the rest of the costs.

the 5$ price is fine but seeing as how machine guns and explosives work in the game, im not expecting much from the minigun and rpg. not to mention, how completely out of place they are.
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>>93721039
>>93721083
I LOVE ME SOME PAYDAY 2!
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>>93721252
Calling any of the heisters a "criminal" is like calling a subwoofer a "speaker". You want specifics because it matters. Also because nobody actually reads the character bios so it's nice to mention in discussion. e.g. people still think Vlad is a Russian and not a Ukrainian

>>93721387
My only concern is what the fuck the RPG is going to bring when we have nades, HE rounds, and the GL40 already.
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>>93721430
NOT WITH SWEDEN FUCKING IT UP I DON'T
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>>93708290
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>characters wear masks for anonymity
>hire consistant actors to play them in commercials for content.

they could've saved thousands.
this game has gone from fixing drills and throwing bags to 1st person tower defense.
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>>93721556
>My only concern is what the fuck the RPG is going to bring when we have nades, HE rounds, and the GL40 already.
It'll be a direct damage granade launcher? Probably a primary like the GL-40. Hell I'm more interested in the minigun that shit sounds sexy as hell!
>>93721567
Stop playing it then. If the game is fucked why are you here discussing it?
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>>93721556
griefers
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>>93719497
ur mom
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>>93721867
N-no. She actually kinda looks like my aunt, minus the tattoos. My aunts name is Bonnie.
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>>93709035
BF4 was an utter mess.
Terrible netcode, shitty browser based launcher, glitches everywhere. It got better over time but it's not what you'd expect of a AAA game. Makes me sad, I had shit tons of fun in 1942, Nam, 2, 2142 and the BC games
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>>93719780
BOOMER!
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>>93721797
sounds great but how will it be better at spraying than a modded car-4?

you know it will have a long ass spin-up and reload time, shit accuracy, shit stability, some bullshit like overheating and unavoidable movement penalties as they are too lazy to rewrite perks.

the Bonnie deck will probably be some kind of heavy weapons specialist, even though it would be impossible for a woman to get that kind of military training. At least the Heavy chick in that Shadowrun game was a fucking troll and it was in the future.

>tfw no Shadowrun heisting game.
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Should we consider the Completely Overkill pack as Event content or dlc content since it can only be obtained during a limited period ?
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>>93722427
50/50
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reminder that if you buy the content now, it wont matter as long as it's still in the game

so you'll be able to unlock it any time any way
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>>93722184
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>>93719780
They had to do something with that Scot voice actor they hired for Clover.
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Since Overkill is buffing the Hype Fuel, how long until we reach the first reward ?
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>>93722815
Scottish saboteur who bombs shit for you at certain points during a heist
She announces some shit about how she's going to blow something up then Bain tells the crew to get away from said thing about to explode
Then the thing explodes
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>>93723041
2 months
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>>93722815
they redesigned clover to look like her VA, what's the excuse for this?
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>>93723098
Oh, you mean when we'll reach the milestone and not when OVERKILL releases it.
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>>93720058
At first I was wondering why everyone was suddenly upset at skeletons, then I realized I had installed the chrome extension that changes the word "SJW" into "skeleton".
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>>93723095
that sounds way better than a new heister. like an asset you purchase during planning to blow an escape route or firebomb a swat van limiting spawns or at the beginning of an AT heist.
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>Playing a dodge build with Bonnie.

This is gonna be surreal.
>>
>DW Hotline Miami
>All these fucking snipers

Jesus christ. I poke my head out and there's like four shots coming my way.
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>>93723764
The snipers on Hotline Miami are the biggest pushovers in the game, the only one who's even slightly hard to kill is the one on the far right entering the Commissar's flat
The rest of them can easily be killed even with a shotgun
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>>93723764
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>>93723764
>>93723936
they spawn 2 or 3 at a time now and start shooting at you before they get into position. so just stay inside with an autofix drill and wait for the gunship.
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>>93724098
Wait till they get in position then shoot them in the face
Bain always tells you when snipers are incoming, just stay clear of their spawns for a few seconds after that then pop out and get them
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>>93724668
he wont if he's yammering about something else and then bam, you're in custerdy.
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>>93724937
>walking around in low health while black and white
Really you had that coming, if you think that's a good idea ever you should not be playing on Death Wish
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>>93723095
>>93723369
Fuck I'll pay $60 if it means she stops being a fucking character and becomes this instead. It sounds amazing.
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>>93723278
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>not a single fucking person has noted that Bonnie might be a reference to Bonnie and Clyde
It's so fucking obvious guys, holy shit.
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>>93725476
Yeah, it's so obvious that nobody felt the need to point it out because already knew.
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>>93725476
We're more focused on the fact that she would've been a better asset and doesn't fucking fit in with the Payday crew at all.

>Everyone looks like they're simple, well dressed members of society
>Bonnie is a tattooed, scarred up fat broad who smokes

Yeah no she totally fits in. Security Guards in the back alley totally won't think something is up when they see this messed up land whale standing around in a suit with the faint bulge of a rifle barrel sticking out from between her flabs.
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>>93725476
I couldn't see the reference past all that fat
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miss me yet ?
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>>93726248
Yes
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>>93726248
It's good sometimes to look at all the bullshit happening to the game and think about how at least it's not Jewelry Store tier
Dark Souls of heisting my ass
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Clover is looking much more attractive now that we have another female heister to compare her to
She still has nothing on the pure sex that is /pdg/-tan
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>>93723118
>tfw they turned this beauty into a fucking tattooed land whale
Why Overkill? You burn half of Hox's face off, you remodel Clover into a meh/10 to match the new VA, and now this? What do you guys have against attractive people?
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>>93673725
>Hoxton
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>>93727401
They make up for it with the hunk brigade of male characters
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>>93727401
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>>93727216
She needs better r34
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Just got this game. Played my first mission mixing chemicals and produced like 4 or 5 bags worth, beat the mission, but i didn't get any money or XP. How did I fuck up?
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>>93729219
You only get money or xp at the end of the last day.
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>>93729309
What do you mean last day?
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>>93729897
The last level of your heist.

If you take a two day or a three day heist, it means you will have two or three successives levels and you will be only able to gain your rewards after you beat the last level. This can explain why you didn't get any money yet for cooking meth.
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>>93729897
WHEN THE DAY OF RECKONING COMES UPON THIS MORTAL REALM YOUR EXPLOITS WILL BE MADE KNOWN AND REWARDED

also if you notice some heists have more than one "day"
the days are different levels (or boards if you are over 30) with objectives loosely based around the heist's theme.
complete the last "days" objective and get experience your payday too
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>>93730152
>>93730132
I see. Thank yous for the clarificatione.
>>
>>93726248
No one is forcing anyone to buy anything. The content that unlocks is given to everyone. For the true fans this is kind of disheartening. 25 is quite a bit of money and they aren't really guaranteeing a ton of content at least immediately. Goldfarb's impact on the game was overall terrible from what I've heard so no one misses goldfarb you ass.
>>
>>93672028
>Post fun subpar builds.
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mQSPLmhjeFGBDa:eropkHIjEFgBcDa:tda:gca:pM8::w28-22-6-13-32-17:s65-24-27-30-26:a7
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>Already 77589 hype fuel
>Only one day
>34 left

We're going to make it all the way, aren't we ? I can almost bet there'd be autists ready to buy dozens of packs and ruining themselves just to boost the counter
>>
>>93723041
>Since Overkill is buffing the hype fuel,
In what way are they buffing it?
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>>93731643
Shit rose like ~34k times what it was an hour or two ago.
>>
>buying the damn game doesn't give you the most amount of hype fuel

What the hell is this shit Overkill.
>>
>>93731714
I don't think thats buffing. More like what ever software counted the dlc bought from the day probably finally got turn on/did its job. I can't imagine the counter is going to be in real time each time someone buys it.
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What are the must have DLC? The ones that add missions I assume? I ask only because I want to spend as little as possible but get the most out of the game.
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>heist updates
>all heists now have preplanning
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>The totally Overkill pack doesn't offer illuminating versions of the Hoxton, Clover, Dragan's mask and Wick's glasses.

Why do you do this Overkill ?
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>>93731821

None of them

Get the DLC unlocker

If you're really hell bent on serving the wheelchair kike, buy the maps (Butcher, Big Bank, Diamond, etc) in top priority since that's literal content. Quality of life DLC include Gage's Sniper Pack (snipers are by a large margin the most Deathwish-viable rifles with the correct skills and a bit of achievement grinding), Gage's Shotgun Pack (best stealth shotguns, Loco can substitute), Gage's Anal Assault Pack (Clarion AKA Famas is pretty gud) and Gage's Jew Packages (attachments, including attachments that stack to turn your CAR-4 into a concealment monster, although Raven is preferable with Gage's Shotty pack)

Can't think of any DLC packs not worth buying. Eventually, content isn't locked away, but you get serious advantages in specific cases for buying weapon DLC. As for maps, you can play them on Multiplayer regardless but to play Solo you need the DLC. You can switch an unlocker on and off but that's about as impractical as it gets
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>>93731821
The Gage Mod pack is really good to have. It'll save you so much time on modding weapons since it just gives you the best ones so long as your crew picks up packages while they play.
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>>93730443
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mQsplmhJeFGBcDa:eqropklHIjEfgCDa:tda:ghjECda:feCa:iba:pM8::w27-26-36-16-1-5-10-9:s35-9-11-31:a7
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>>93732007
wont dlc unlocker mark me as a cheater?
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>>93732570
Yup.
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>>93732570

Yes and no

If you play Offline (aka with bots), you'll be fine

If you play Online, you'll be marked as a cheater. Some people know it ONLY marks DLC unlockers and don't give a single fuck, and others are borderline autistic about it

Autokick is a feature that kicks you when you are marked as a cheater. It's rarely disabled and I'm pretty sure you can't filter for it. If you host, turn that off. You'll likely still be marked as a cheater, but people shouldn't care (you might have more lobby traffic than usual aka people leaving as they join)

This cheater mark is TEMPORARY and NON-VAC. This means it is absolved as soon as you get out of the lobby and doesn't stay. HaxHUD shitlers can mark you on their little fancy buttfuck database, so if you really want to be on the safe side, set your profile to Friends Only. Usually, being marked as a cheater is the least of your problems since the PAYDAY online community is about as cancerous as it gets
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>>93732562
Are you using that build?
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>>93732570
Doesn't matter if you host.
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>>93732007
>>93732570
If you play with the community aka randoms most will kick cheaters on the spot for fear of hackers. We have some serious issues with hackers and max level people who cheated their level in the community so people don't care what achievements you have or whether or not you only have the dlc unlocker on. They will kick you making the game a bit harder to play.

Now my suggestion toward the dlc is getting the ones you like. Do research. Watch videos on youtube there are plenty of people who have offered up their opinions on the dlcs on how good or bad they are.
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>77000 gallons of fuel already
how the fuck
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>>93733284
Russians.

They see "limited edition DLC" and can't stop.

Also probably a set amount of gallons are automatically added by Overkill's number fudging.
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>>93732832
Not exactly that but I've used similar builds
Gaining the rough equivalent of half your standard health back every minute for having one hostage anywhere on the map is pretty nice
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>>93719497
The animatronic rabbit from Five Nights at Freddy's
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>>93733698
Being autark as a mm is quite nice.
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>>93719497
Almir's waifu.
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>I think we should be a bit less lenient towards such "intolerant" attitudes, in general, I don't want to attack you in particular, Titan, there are many around complaining about Bonnie. I think it's absolutely unbearable to claim a character is not desirable because he doesn't meet some beauty standards. Since when is a game character supposed to look good? I thought a game character is supposed to be a good character, and she promises to be one.

People should question what they have been told by the media for years and decades, and decide for themselves. I for myself would be quite intolerant towards a beautyful woman, because if she was so pretty, I guess she wouldn't need to rob banks.

Everyone complaining should look who's talking there, and ask himself if he is so pretty, too.

Oh my god the fucking cancer on that hub
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>>93734196
That's a shitty waifu.
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>>93734216
at least she isn't clover
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>>93734279
Clover is more interesting.
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>>93734315
clover looks like a tranny and sounds like an air raid siren
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>>93672915
Nice buzzwords
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>>93734361
I'd rather play as a tranny siren than a SJW's self insert.
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>>93734212
overkill should look at the default heisters and realise that they gave us a good set of characters ranging from handsome (dallas) and dreamy (chains) to below average (houston) and make any more heisters as good-looking. hoxton is still a cutie even through the burn-marks, wick is...wick, clover is a goblin, and dragan is slav dallas. they need to try harder
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>>93734460
a tranny siren IS an sjw's self-insert
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New thread when
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>>93734476
We need a scottish heister with a massive beard, a comically-thick accent, a flannel suit, and a broken whisky bottle as a weapon.
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>>93734705
TF2 was really ahead of its time, and progressive too
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>>93734823
The bottle was pretty cool, at least.
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>>93734362
Hi Almir, too dismissive. The tendency to punish men for their sexuality these days is strong among the left. It probably gives the men who chastise themselves and others a feeling of superiority.

I appreciate hypersexualization and find nothing inherently wrong about the fact that sexual preferences have an impact on a writer's work.

The ultimate downfall lies in the double standard. Again: Why do we get madly good-looking types Dallas and Hoxton but not women in the game?

I think SJW suits you quite fine
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>>93699518
I think she's a bitch, and definitely not a looker. That's how I prefer it, too.
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Oy vey
>>93735013
Oy new thread
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>>93734516
Except that this tranny siren is likeable. I'm willing to bet that Bonnie will be un-fucking-bearable.
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>>93699518
She reminds me a lot of that nazi terrorist bitch who is currently being trialed in Germany.
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>>93673263
As a straight man, I agree with you. Dragan and Dallas are husband materiel, whereas Wolf and Hox look decent aswell. Houston and Wick are on the low end of that spectrum to be honest.

Clover and Bonnie look like they both had gender reassignment surgery.
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>>93725086
>get RNG downed while dodging or triple sniped in ICTV
>"my bad, i'll try to be more careful"
>inspired up
>immediately downed
>inspired up
>immediately downed
>"maybe you could clear these snipers first"
>inspired up
>custody

don't act like it hasn't happened to you playing with pubs.
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>>93732570
yes, but cheating won't.
thanks obalmir
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>>93735157
I'm truly sad that they have decided to bite the dust
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>>93672028
What is the webm from?
Now I want to play as jew taking all the moneys
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