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Single-Track Mind Edition

Latest Patch Notes
>Season 2 PTS Part 3 (1/30, contains links for parts 1 and 2)
http://forums.smitegame.com/showthread.php?55355-Season-2-PTS-3-Changes-Jan-30th-2015

>FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8

>Clans are [SmGen] and [GenSm]; post or contact Nayrix (NA) or HardyMcWilly (EU) for invite, respectively.
>LATAM clan is NoFunAllowed

>Weekly custom games are scheduled to start Thursdays at around 8-9pm EST. Both regions are allowed to participate, with a level 30 account the only requirement.

Previous thread: >>93044978
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Nth for Purrfect Kitty :3
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>400 games as ullr

p-pls no
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nth for me~
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best husband
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>>93234293
>581 wins with the same god

god damn thats actually kind of sad.
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tfw can't carry my friends
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>a while back during saturnalia I played a shit ton of an motd with chronos
>go from rank 5 to rank seven or eight
>today, go to buy the legendary skin with spare favor because fuck it
>have a pathetic amount of wins for rank eight due to motds not counting
fuck
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>>93234638
>fire emblem is popular as fuck and tumblr is known to be full of nintendrones
>smite is barely known

gee boss i dunno
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>>93234965
Like I said I only use tumblr to post drawings and look at drawings. I don't know their culture or whatever or what is their demographic like.
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>>93234960
I turned that off, I'm too scared to see my stats, its in the menu on the bottom left where you select your loading frame.
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>>93235286
But I like it on Sylvanus, due to being goodish at support. and I know I'm gonna forget toggling it around.
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>>93234638
Drawfag you are good at what you draw though. it's nice too because every general doesn't have a drawfag that does requests.

but can you draw Serqet, Nox, Ao Kuang, and Kali in jail because they are banned constantly in league
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>people who blame you for not dominating the early game as a late game hero
b-b-b-but you're the carry
you're supposed to be leading in kills at the five minute mark with your amazing autoattack
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I just started playing Mercury yesterday, and boy is he fun.
I played him in beta, when I was shit and couldn't do anything, but I wonder, what was nerfed about him?

Also is it true you can solo lane with him?
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>>93238425
>Listening to other people in game
Why?
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>>93234554
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>>93240605
Check out DeadlyNyghtmare's Thanatos stats.
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>>93240605
It could be worse. He could be Thanatos or Loki.
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>when Chang'e's rabbit is bringing Mystic Mail, it's not on fire
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man cant win this fuckin motd today
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>>93241972
>Play Guan Yu
>Press 3 around a teammate every second
>???
>Profit
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>>93242076
Guan's heal is on his 1 yo
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>>93241972
guan yu / ra / chang'e / hel team
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>>93242076
I think you mean 1 bruh
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>only nerf slyv's healing
What about Ra, Change, Hel?
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>>93242263
>nerf Ra, Change, Hel
>make Warriors even better in the solo lane
You should work for HiRez, you'd fit right in.
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>>93243891
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>>93233921
Is there a better feeling than getting a pentakill with Scylla's ult?
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>>93245214

Getting a Pentakill as Tyr
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>>93244519
What happened? I missed it
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>>93245968
Scylla getting it up the ass.
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>>93246098
Does anyone have a imgur link or somewhat?
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>>93245968
A mispost meant for one of the Pokemon generals.
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>>93246098
Oh, I've seen it before then.

>>93246235
Its on rule34.
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>>93246270
Oh its the poorly drawn one?
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>>93246323
Oh, no the one I'm thinking of is all full color. She's actually got a really nice ass in it. The ass of a grown woman doesn't belong on a child...
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>>93233921
lol
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I will never not love my boipussy Ne Zha.
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>>93246770
And from that day forward HiRezBart was just Bart.
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If Ah Muzen Cab and Awilix were on a date then it would be a honeymoon
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>>93247706
Third time. This is the third time someone has posted this here.
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>>93246770
>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Why is this so common in this community?
It usually happens when someone runs in 1v3+ and dies, then they just say "zzz" in the chat.
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>>93247731
I'm pretty sure its the same person.

>>93248214
what does that even mean? i only know that retards and stock bmrs (like bmbrandon) type it, and they do it often.
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>>93249013

It's supposed to be an equivalent "Boooooooooooring!!1!" or some shit, like the comical Zzz's you make while sleeping.


It's never been funny, even when used ironically.
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>>93246796

Anon.... you can't just throw boobs, a girly hairstyle and a skirt on and delude yourself that Ne Zha's a girl.

It's OK to be a faggot. Everyone here is one too.
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>>93245214
Getting a perfectly placed 5 man stun with a Chang'e ult, feeding your carries and winning a long, drawn out game because of it.
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>>93249280
>boipussy
>delude yourself that Ne Zha's a girl
Nigga, nobody here is deluded. Who gives a shit if he has a dick or a pussy? I'll slam that asshole either way.
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>>93249752

>Picture is obviously rule 63 Ne Zha

If we're gonna get some Ne Zha smut, at least do it fucking right. Get him taking it up they ass by Fenrir while erect, cumming AND visibly in pain.
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>>93245214
Getting laid
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>>93250097
I'd post the half dozen pictures of Ne Zha getting slammed up the ass by Freya that I have, but I keep getting banned for it.
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>>93250116

But Luigi never gets laid
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>gem event is over
>suddenly not getting destroyed by 5 man premades
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>>93250241

Keep trying, Anon. You'll be the martyr we need, and maybe soon you wont get b& for it.
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>>93246770
Does Bart really hate that faggot or is it just friendly banter?
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>>93250326

>tfw I finally don't have to deal with shitters, DC's and sub-par trolls that can't even troll properly

>and casuals
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>>93246770
holy fucking shit it's real, i thought it was fake
BTFO
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>be mercury
>at middle phoenix
>see mid died
>load up ult while running to defend
>I can see them trying to return to base
>mfw
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>>93250116
>implying /vg/ gets laid
>ever
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>>93250430
Everyone hates him, but he's good for publicity so they keep him around. In his new PTS item review he tells a story about how he walks into hi-rez offices and tells them about a bug that no one had caught except for him.
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>>93252418
dm has actually found quite a few bugs that the hirez niggers didn't find.. a few kali bugs, chang'e bugs and a few others + loki bug in pts
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>>93253073
explain/link to vid?
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xth for all the top dogs~
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Mfw ojom has 1317 elo
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>>93256897
I just got over 1900 elo, am I top meme now. I am not even in the clan tho.
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>>93257729
1900 is still potato elo, you get that much after finishing qualifiers
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>>93257729
Unless your name is on the top dog elo list, or on the meme top dog list, you are not a top dog
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>>93257729
>>93257927
>jiffy502 2845
>wat7 2468
>celirra 2090
>nayrix 2054
>onyx 1929
>hirezbart 1821
>bd91 1799
>hakerbonzo 1742
>ubermensch 1672
>michaelphelpz 1500
>gypsy 1493

>ojom 1317

tfw don't have the picture of the meme list
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>>93257903
>>93257927
>>93258039
Can I reapply to top meme status after getting to 2,1K elo?
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>>93258039
>hirezbart 1821

Why is senior jew cuckfag on here?
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>MOTD
>fucking Assault, but you can pick a god.

Thanks Hi-Rez.
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>>93258039
friendly reminder that dmbrandon has 2,240 elo and if you have less than him you should take lessons
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>>93258597
friendly reminder that dm is actually a good player, not pro level by any means, but a good player
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>>93258345
>he doesn't know bort frequents this general
He has also hinted so quite a few times, notedly posting a gif of bmbadman via 4cdn and with awilix's tease
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>>93257927
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>call out roll
>pick your god
>dont instalock because you're not a faggot
>someone else immediately instalocks a god in that roll
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>>93258923
>roll
Seriously dude.
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>>93258923
A role does not 100% define what a god has to do.
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>>93259409
Someone should not autolock Thanatos after another has called role and softlocked Serqet.
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>>93259721
but thanatos can easily solo
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combine boys
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Can i get an invite to the clan EU or NA i don't mind
IGN: TabbyTheFurry
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>>93261986
sent ;)
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>>93263098
Thanks
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The fuck is going on with the client

Can't even click on play
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>>93263290
Servers: DOWN (Investigating issue. Back up shortly.)
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>>93263290
well memed riot games
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i'm playing in the combine first

wish me luck~
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What the fuck is it with ao kuang? I just started him and in 3 games I'm like 4 levels behind everyone, can't buy anything decent and can't escape anything. How do you actually play him?
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>>93265720
Good luck my child.
Bring them memes.
Whatever happens know that uncle ojom loves you.
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>>93265720
I hope you lose, and people laugh at you.
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>>93266175
>1317
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>>93261986
>Furry
I sense a new meme incoming
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>>93266175
ojom pls go
1317 elo just brings us all down
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>>93266341
Does that mean i get to be a top dog?
imokwiththis
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>>93266953
meme dogs are not top dogs really
they just act like they are
the elo list is the top dogs
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>>93266341
Tabby has long been a meme for having not just every odyssey item, but also every chest item from every chest. Fucker must've spent over 250
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>>93266307
>>93266828
lmao
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>>93267543
don't forget the digital ticket
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What to do against Freya?
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>>93269150
Poop on her early game
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>Wat7 giving up first blood

ayy
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>Wat getting shit on hard
how is this guy 2468 elo?
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>>93270524
Well he did lose 2 gold furies to halfdevil
what do you expect
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>>93270524
He gebbed his way to Diamond, doesn't mean he is good.
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>>93270821
>losing to shitdevil
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>>93270946
But he won against Halfnigger
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So can we remove wat7 from the top dog list now?
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>>93271078
watwho?
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>>93271078
No, he is doing pretty great on team Janus, just watch the game.
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>>93271383
he's not on smitegame. is it over?
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>>93271490
twitch tv/deathiance
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>>93271561
thanks m9
is there a list of who plays when and is shown where?
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>>93271561
He is now playing his only god
The moment he tried to play a different god he got completely raped
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>>93271863
>He is now playing his only god

That doesn't stop you from joining a pro team, just look at suntouch.

>>93271656
http://www.hirezstudios.com/esports/blog-post/esports/2015/01/30/2nd-combine---teams-and-schedule

Some people aren't available and there are subs, there isn't any indication of what is streamed though.
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>>93272009
suntouch has quite a few mid gods he can play
Horrible example
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>>93271656
>>93272009
/spectate playername ingame should work i'd reckon
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>>93272081
But he can only play Apollo in ADC and Freya/Hun Batz in the jungle when he was playing those roles.
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>>93272164
iirc he had Ullr and Anhur, also Merc for jungle
>Mention that wat has 1 god
>Presents example of pro with "1 god"
>Write down in his counter argument 2 gods for one of the roles
2=1?

Try again pls anon-kun
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So xballer is disgusting now

What do?
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>>93272372
Did he get buffed or just better itemization for him?
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>>93272440
all good hunters got nerfed
the meh ones stayed the same
so the previously meh ones are now the strongest
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It's time for your favourite game of GUESS THAT GOD!
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>>93272982
Wat7
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>>93272982
loki
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>>93272982
GUAN YU
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>>93272982
thanatos, without a doubt
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>>93272982
Na Zha.
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>>93272982
>all that cd
Loki
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>>93273053
>>93273060
>>93273067
>>93273082
>>93273139
>>93273142

Ouch you're all wrong

Better guess next time!
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>>93273142
>>93273060
i dont understand people who buy ninja tabi on loki
>damn, my gameplay involves using skills, the applying my damage through basics. i just hoped there was an item that enhances that
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Tabbythefurry: Guys can you please not spam the chat.? My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spammed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat
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How do I Chang'e? I know she's been called a "niche" pick before but she seemed fun so I decided to try her out mostly Arena/Joust. Problem is I can't figure out her skill order and if my 2's on CD I'll get destroyed. Any advice?
Normally I try building CD shoes>lifesteal>Shard>Valor if high physical on other team, otherwise Chronos Pen>Soul Reaver/situational.
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2hu characters when

honk
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>>93273450
you need no lifesteal other than the occasional divine ruin. for per, i prefer shard, because you're constantly slapping people with your 1. save your 2, don't get baited. change prefers modes in this order: conquest>siege>joust>assault>arena
being able without backing is great for solo and you can easily get ahead in both XP and gold
just dance
>>93273372
did he actually say this?
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>>93273820
>for per, i prefer shard
for PEN, i prefer SPEAR
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>>93273820
>I prefer shard, because you're constantly slapping people with your 1.
Do you mean spear of the Magus then? I had considered that since her 1 has such a low CD, like He Bo's. And yeah i'm not comfortable with conquest because of my toaster's ability to process the map without slowing me down to single digit fps. Thanks though.
Is skill order 4>3>2>1?
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>>93274051
4>1>3>2 unless you can't dodge a wrench. with your toaster's condition, this might be true.
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>>93273820
>Arena last
What? Chang'e is great in Arena.
Sure, her passive is near useless but she's very good in teamfights and a slippery bitch.
She's the mage with the highest winrate in Arena.
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>>93273203
Oh blackMambo you shitter you
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>>93273372
>>93273820
it's just shitty twitch chat spam, not a big deal
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>>93274293
i didn't mean she isn't good in arena, just not as good in comparison to other modes.arena is all about the burst and chang'e is all about the sustain. the reason she's good in arena is her 2 and her mobility, she can bait a few ults, then stun everyone and have her team clean up
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how much did you see of the first game?

also i wanted to play athena second but the enemy picked her first for a 4 gods global presence team
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>>93274427
>implying I'd build ninja tabis, Jotunns on cupid
>implying I don't get fatalis as a fifth
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>>93275692
leave black man
go tend to the cotton
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>>93274904
We didn't see that much of it, maybe the first 13 minutes or so. We could see almost the entirety of the second one though.
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>>93274904
you're lucky because they didn't show you being a shitter
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>>93276428
They did, it was on main channel.
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>>conquest
>>shitter instalocks thanatos
>>"jungle adc"
>>is never in the jungle, feeds solo lane chang'e 6 kills

>>KKK calls mid
>>changes lanes with friendly chang'e to play support with xbal.

im going to die
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>>93276510
it wasn't all of it, though, he did fine the first 15mins or so, then he was shit
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>>93276545
But the gem event is over.
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Oh, hey. I made the pic in the OP. No idea what the joke in it is, just made it for a guy who couldn't use Photoshop to save his life. Anyone care to explain?

Also, I'm here for build ideas. How to I build Tyr? Also, an actual Ares build would be nice. My current "build" is just a list of all the items that have auras and I make whatever, which results in completely different items each game. Works well enough, but it's a bit of a pain.
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>>93277382
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/6/65/Thor_Ability_4a.ogg
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>>93277382
>tyr
wt jw tb are core. the rest are situational, mainly defensive
great items are magis, ancile, sov, boh, witchblade
>ares
you need at least 1 cdr item so you get your ult before their beads. auras are nice, but dont focus on that. witchblade is nice, but if only one is aa based, dont pick it
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>>93277382
It was a while ago, when that bug with Serqet/Thor was still around. I was telling the story about how the Thor couldn't do anything but ult, so he did it the whole match, slamming everyone. We all thought he had some weird hack at the time.
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>tfw SMITE guru score went down 100 points after yesterday

Jesus Not-playable-yet Christ, that was a nightmare. 11 losses in a row, because it kept matching me with people who haven't played in months and came in just for the free gems.
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>>93279662
Maybe you should spend some gems to unlock Hou Yi Defender of Earth, Goy :^)
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>>93279902
The thing is, I have the godpack
Should i pay anyway?
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>>93279662
we dota now
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>>93280262
reminder that dotards defended this
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>>93280262
>>93280364

Whats happening in this picutre? Is it another glitch? Is it P2W stuff?
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>>93280513
Valve set up an ad to play in every game you started. Just so they could shill out the event for a $40 skin for a hero
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Got PrivaTyr from a chest. Well, guess I'm playing Tyr now. Any tips on how to not suck? I keep trying to use my 1 in defensive mode to get behind the enemy and then push them towards our team with the 1 in offensive mode. I keep fucking it up, so I'm starting to doubt it's even a good idea. Is it?
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>>93278545
>ancile
Ancile isn't that great especially since it requires stacks, Gem of gaia is a better item to build early if you face magical

>sov
Sov shouldn't be bough if you're not supporting, there are better items for that price.

>boh
Runeforged is a much better physical defense item and I don't think maxing your CDR is that important on Tyr.
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>>93281595
>Sov shouldn't be bough if you're not supporting, there are better items for that price.

Speaking of which, what should supports be building now? I heard that sov is back and the 55 protections are nice but the 200 health is abysmal and that midgardian is better.

I just want to stop being blown up as easily as my squishes ;_;
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>>93281194
it's possible to use it to reposition during combat, but as initiation they'll see it coming a mile away. get blink and practice blinking then directly turning 180. helps if you've played a lot of neith or vulcan that also use a lot of 180-turning

>>93281595
ancile is great, it gives everything tyr needs, except the one he needs the most cripple immunity
sog is not needed because tyr has massive sustain during combat
sov is a great item overall, lots of health and protections
boh is bulwark of hope. why would i get BOV if i already have jotunns?
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What's the best Lifesteal item to buy on a Fenrir in Arena? Or should I even buy one for him in Arena?

Does Bloodforge work off of Brutalize?
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>>93282360
brutalize used to be 4 basics (it could crit AND lifesteal, it was retarded) but no longer. it doesn't trigger basic attack effects. plus, you get a crapton of lifesteal off your 2, use that
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>>93281995
>boh is bulwark of hope. why would i get BOV if i already have jotunns?

Got mixed up in acronyms. Gaia is a better item than Bulwark in most situation, it's cheaper gives you more sustain in the form of both MP5 and HP5 (http://www.smitecentral.com/content/articles/page/professor-proxy/professor-proxy-intermediate-class-stone-of-gaia-bulwark-of-hope-pest).

So might be great but you're pretty much wasting the aura as a solo, you're better off buying other defensive items if needed.
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>>93272440
Every single hunter got a buff on the PTS. Xbal's the only one who didn't get an attack speed progression buff, but everyone's base attack speed was buffed.
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>>93273450
4 > 1 > 3 > 2
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>>93283063
xbalanque gets 0 love and buffs why?
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>>93281849
Incon has a video up about support season 2 builds. I can't remember his suggestions off the top of my head.
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>>93282758
that's a general build, not strictly conquest. if you are in solo and against physical, then yes, your physical protection would be either mm rh or witch (or a combination of those). but tyr doesn't need the sustain for sog. would you buy sog on zhong? the only place where sog on tyr is better than literally any other magical defense item is assault. anywhere else you got healing for days and can buy a few extra mana pots. bulwark gives massive protections and lots of health, along with the passive it makes you near invulnerable to damage
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>>93283282
Xbalanque now has the highest base attack speed of every hunter in the game.
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>>93282610
Gotcha. Should I level 1 or 2 first,, then?
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>>93279632

I had 2100 smiteguru score a few weeks ago, now it's dropped to like 1900.

>tfw I used to be good
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>>93283620
And they didn't touch his scaling, so combined with a lack of a steroid he's still a weak carry for conquest.
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>>93283708
there are 2 ways to build fenrir. either skill oriented bruiser, where you max your 3 first or an aa based assassin, where you max you 2 first (build for crits). 1 is to be maxed last, use it for the stun or to escape
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>>93283993
>>93283620
>Xbalanque
>Base Attack Speed increased from 0.88 to 1
If you notice, that's the most dramatic change to base attack speed of all the hunters. Everyone else's base attack speed buff was marginal and capped at 0.95 at most.
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>>93284025
also, if you build assassin, dont use your ult in teamfights unless you need the cc immunity. use it 1v1 for the damage
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>>93284025
For Arena, which is the game mode I mostly play, as I hate Jungling but like Fenrir/Arachne and other assasins (I'm wierd I know), I'd probably rather go Bruiser Fenrir.

So the skill list is 3>2>4>1?
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>>93284127
>Apollo
>General
>Base Attack Speed increased from 0.9 to 0.95
>Attack Speed per level increased from 1.5% to 1.7%
>Ullr
>General
>Base Attack Speed increased from 0.92 to 0.95
>Attack Speed per level increased from 1.2% to 1.5%

>Xbalanque
>General
>Base Attack Speed increased from 0.88 to 1

it's a flat .12 incresae, versus most .2 or .3
However his increase is 1% stil

So end game he still has a lower total with no steroid.
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>>93284437
You mean .12 compared to .03 or .05, right?
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>>93284539
I did mean that, thank you
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>>93284539
>>93284127
>>93284437
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I'm already in a 5 game losing streak and I don't feel like playing Hyperdimension Neptunia at the moment.

Anybody want some Smite doodles? I'm going to take a couple so sorry if I don't take yours.
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>>93284808
Hun Batz rockclimbing atop Ymir
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>>93284808
Nox high fiving hebo.
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>>93284689
>you guys actually care about the numbers? such nerds
>>93284403
in arena you pretty much have to go bruiser. i dont remember if leveling your ult reduces the cd. if it does, prioritize it. otherwise do what you said
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>>93284437
>level 20 xballer is 1.2
>level 20 anhur is 1.21
>level 20 anhur/apollo 1.27
>level 20 cupid is 1.29

LMFAO COMPLETE GARBAGE
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what needs to be done to make xbalanque good?
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>>93285328
new ult and passive imo
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>>93285087
if it's any consolation, item as increase scales off base as. meaning xbal gets 0.3 as from asi, where as apollo gets 0,285
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>>93285328
Nothing, he's disgusting now. He no longer has any mana problems, he has attack speed to rival the other hunters now and his steroid with its free power + his passve makes him borderline OP. The people going HUUR DUURR MUH ATTACK SPEED are severely underestimating just how potent he is with that free power.
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>>93285690
how does he not have a mana problem?
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>>93285513
>>93285690
a change in the ult would be nice, but the only buff he really needs is his 2 to pierce minions, even if it has to be reduced damage like neith's arrow is now or apollo's 1 will be
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>>93284808
Neith deepthroating Sobek.
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ubermensch's game is on smitegame now
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>>93285896
Blue stone is amazing. Plus its common knowledge that the only thing, THE ONLY THING, that was holding him back was his weak laning phase. But now that blue is gone and clear was nerfed he's able to actually compete in the laning phase and get started properly. He has always been one of the strongest hunters, but because he couldn't keep up in clear he was never picked.

The time of xballer has arrived and you better to be ready.
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watch your favorite top dog miss ults on smitegame right now
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>>93286160
Does this mean the same for Artemis now as well?
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>>93286403
hope so
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>>93285087
>level 20 xballer is 1.2
No steroid for attack speed
Flat damage off his passive if he gets 6 kills. He also has 50 flat damage off his 1 at the cost of mana on every attack, not a very likeable option but there
>level 20 anhur is 1.21
No AS steroid. Free penetration on passive. % Damage from enemies in his sand pt
>level 20 anhur/apollo 1.27
Anhur again? Doubles his attack speed after 10 attacks, so you could theoretically multiply his attack speed by 1.33 to determine it's "base". No other steroids.
>level 20 cupid is 1.29
30% attack speed steroid after he dashes. No other steroids

And I never called him garbage, I said he was weak as a conquest carry because of his end game damage not being as high.
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>>93286787
>because of his end game damage not being as high.
>Routinely touted as the hardest hitting hunter in the game
>even before season 2
>Late game damage not as high.
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>>93286787
Xbalanque's endgame autos are to be feared when he gets his items. Don't forget his darts > dash combo, as well as one of the best utility ults in the game.
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>>93287025
Seriously, everyone was saying that if you can get past Xbalanque's shit early-game clear, you have one of the most dominant hunters in the game as it goes on.
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>>93286160
He still has other problems, ignoring the steroid I pointed out, his ultimate isn't reliable other than for movement speed and both his offensive abilities can be stopped during the wind up.
Combine those points with his lack of real hard cc and he just falls behind apollo, artemis, even cupid.

>>93287025
Hardest hitting is per hit.
The other carries get off more hits, more consistently.
He has 30 free damage off his passive with 50 free off his 1.
80 damage is really intense, there's no question
But when he is getting off half the attacks of apollo, or even less because he got stunned by anhur or ullr and his damage potential is 0
I know, positioning, dodging, letting tanks tank, pur beads
etc etc etc etc
Any argument to be used that way works both ways, so we'd be talking about a straight one on one between two carries where both of their abilities are up?
He has no hard cc outside his ult which really should never stun anyone who knows what they're doing.
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>>93287291
>his ultimate isn't reliable other than for movement speed
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>>93287518
Great argument.
I'm talking about in a direct fight. I suppose I could have said that, but on the other hand you could say something actually intelligent.
His ultimate's utility during a teamfight is his strongest offering for a team most people would say, but that has nothing to do with the fact that it really won't stun 9/10 times, which is his lack of cc
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Is chronos the worst god in the game? Should i stop taking him mid and take him solo? How am i supposed to play his lategame if i can only do damage for 4 seconds then i have to wait 12 seconds again ?
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>>93287864
Chronos is amazing, but you have to tolerate his less-than-stellar early game.
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>>93287760
You still get the enemy to stop moving for a second to avoid the stun, so there's still some amount of CC, even if it doesn't use an actual CC.
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>>93288142
I'd agree, but they never fixed the glitch where if you press recall at the last second you never have to stop moving
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>>93287760
Doesn't Xbal's ult also give him extended attack range?
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>>93287760
You seem to think that CC is the be all end all of this game and that this game somehow turned into the hunter 1v1 show instead of a team game. Do you think that because the blind doesn't damage that its useless too? Have you forgotten that his ult also extends his AA range? Have you forgotten that even in a 1v1 situation CC is null because beads are up, or does xbalanque not have his for some reason? Even without a speed steroid his bolas cant be ignored. He hits harder than any other hunter and that attack speed difference wont matter because of the sheer amount of power you get from his passive and bolas. Attack speed steroids are not always the best steroids on a hunter and xblanque is living proof of that.
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>>93288287
It does, so in theory he has 4,5 seconds of being able to hit the opponent without them being able to reach them, normally I'd argue that it's kind of a bit too high level for pubs, but this entire argument is theoretical
So yes, with the darkness in a team fight he could pick off the enemy carry without them able to do anything in return without aegis or the likes. I don't really have much of a non bulshit argument about that
>>93288394
just got in game, I'll talk in 20 or so
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>>93288537
DEATH COMES BY NIGHT
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>>93284913
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>tfw your second combine was a stomp in your favour and the third was unspectatable
I just wanted some more coach commentary tbh
meanwhile wat7 gets on stream twice, truly I am not a top meme
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>>93289563
>batz's face
all of my yes
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>>93289573
i got on stream three times fuckboy
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that's not fair ;_;
what did the coaches say to you in the ts?
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Finally got that diamond big baby.
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Basically, Xbals strength lies on banking that over time the stronger autos add up to more than the weaker autos hitting more often. 3*7 compared to 5*4, for example (first number being damage, second number being number of hits). Also, remember that crits are multiplicative, and not additive. The extra 30 power from his passive and 50 damage from his bolas may seem like a negligable 80 damage, but remember with Deathbringer that's 200 extra damage on a crit.
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>>93284808
Change and her jade rabbit have their faces swapped
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>>93288394
Okay back to this
First of, by saying
>Attack speed steroids are not always the best steroids on a hunter and xblanque is living proof of that.
You're self referencing
Ignoring that
Yes, cc is the end all game to hutner 1 v 1 instead of a team game.
And yes that is the situation we're discussing since we're discussing which hunters are better than others. If we move it into teamfight discussion there are too many variables, where it's taking place, which tank each side has, who is fed, etc. Making it 1 v 1 is much easier for comparison
I've already mentioned his 80 free damage, which is me being generous since not only does the 50 damage eat at his mana really damn quickly over the course of a teamfght, but that's assuming he himself has gotten 6 kills by the time the fight happens.
Now let's say both of them land all their auto attacks against each other because cc isn't a factor (beads or what have you). The winner is whoever crits the most with any build other than unicorn. If both players have unicorn, because let's assume the other is anhur or neith, I'd give it to anhur or neith due to
A) Anhur's steroid in the sand pit of 20% damage (let's say 40 free damage, based on a 200 damage build) and 15 penetration
B) Neith due to Unravel heal/debuff

Any other points you want me to cover?
I realize that at the end, this is a team game but comparing how a teamfight can go is just mentally insane, there are just way too many variables.
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>>93284808
Neith weaving thor a dress
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>>93284953
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>>93290297
if you mean wat7

First game Sylvanus: Good warding, decent pulls/ults, shit positioning, their team spammed ults on me and my team didnt reengage
Second game Geb: Good warding, good skill usage, couldn't comment more because the spectator client was lagging apperently
Third game Athena: good taunts, good ults(which was strange because i never felt like they were on point, team didnt communicate at all)
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>>93291754
Amazing, 10/10
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Who's this god?
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>>93291754
Do you have a repository where you're keeping all of these little doodles?
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>>93292043
My tumblr or the trash bin

I don't say most of these to be honest. I guess I have some still stored in my tablet
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>>93291754
is that a hi5 or a tittysmack?
also this >>93292043, i'd love access to that. i believe you said something about a tumblr, but you never said name
>>93292041
it's an ok build and they did fine, i don't think this falls under the rules of the game
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>>93292041
Fenrir?
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>>93280364
Don't forget the year beast event, and how its coming back, worse that ever, and god knows people will still praise it.
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>>93279662
>>93279902
in case some of you retards actually think its intended: no, its not. thats the new main menu ui (a mix of the panel on the left with the small panel on the bottom right), that for some reason sometimes appears in matches.
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>>93292041
Ymir
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>mez is streaming with the title FLIM FLAM WITH THE JIM JAMS
didn't know he was /pol/
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>>93292970
Oh christ I remember the year beast.
Everyone exploited a few glitches and when they fixed them they kept in people's scores, so no one gave a fuck about the event anymore
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>>93293292
he also has a bunch of drawing of nezha posted in here like >>92892637
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>>93292686
>"I don't actually play smite" the post
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>>93292041
Chang'e
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>>93292041
Swap out for pen boots and that's actually a feasible build for most mages, poor example.
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>>93294982
getting spear and shard is pretty pointless
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>>93295371
aren't those the only good pen options mages have now though?
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>>93295954
percentage pen and protection reduction don't mix well
>inb4 executioner+tb
debuffs dont work on towers, you still need it. that's one of the reasons the unicorn came into play
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>>93296102
Shard and spear both do protection reduction. Basically with both you get to ignore 53% of your targets protections, plus 35 penetration. Adding on pen boots takes you to cap pen of 50 in addition to 53% reduction. That's pretty much true damage to damn near everything.
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>>93296985
Spear gives both reduction and penetration, Shard only gives penetration

The calculation if you get both is (assuming you have both spear stacks on target):

1. 20% reduction
2. 20 flat reduction
3. 33% penetration
4. 15 flat penetration
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>>93292358
That's a titslap.
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>>93258039
kek, ojew
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>>93297810
So against a target with lets say 200 protections they'll end up with 78.8 protections? But what is the difference between reduction and regular pen?
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>>93296985
You really need to see how protections and pen work.
If someone has 100 m.prot
With spear
-20% 80
-20 60
-15 45
55 ignored

With shard
-33% 67
33 ignored

With both
-20% 80
-20 60
-33% 40
-15 25
75 ignored

Up until 200, spear is better (taking in account the extra power and assuming you can keep the spear stacks)
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So when is the new map coming out? I can't play PTS because I don't get tiny favor gains to validate wasting my life on Smite.
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>>93297810
Actually no. I realize that I mistyped a few things in my post but you're wrong on a few points as well.
>1
Shard says it grants you 33% penetration, but what it actually does is it ignores 33% of your targets protections.
>2
When stacked, Spear does the same thing for 20%, which is why I said 53% total
>3
Spear gives you +15 penetration flat always, so there's that.
>4
When stacked, spear also "reduces your enemies protections" by 20. Now, that's what protections do, 1 point of penetration negates 1 point of protection. This is why I misspoke and just said it was penetration, because effectively they are the same thing. The only question about it is if it reduces their protections before or after the % reduction is applied. If its after, this reduction is exactly the same as penetration. If its before, it makes the % a little worse but still good.
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>>93298292
Pen is how much of his protections are ignored by your damage
Reduction actually reducesthe target's protections, the number written. It affects damage from all sources
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>>93298292
reduction removes protections on the target so everyone on your team benefits from it, kinda like a debuff

penetration only benefits the guy who has the item
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>>93298332
I didn't even begin to attempt to say whether Spear or Shard was "better", I was just saying that together they give a lot. I know how penetration works.
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>>93298480
i'm not wrong in anything on my post, you should read a guide on how penetration is calculated in this game

reduction != penetration
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>>93298869
I mean, you could actually say something worthwhile instead of just "no I'm not wrong, the end." Because I feel I correctly addressed every aspect of both items in my post.
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>>93298852
No you don't. It's clear in your previous post. What I'm showing in my post is the order each value is calculated, the which is better part I added just 'cause. Anyway, there is a whole section in smitepedia about damage calculation and pen, go check it. %pen=/=%reduction
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>>93299076
Well you're not Krett or zapman or someone like that so why should I take you seriously? Where are you videos? Where are your charts.

Oh thats right, you dont have them.
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I already miss the futa shitposts.
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I did not realize that spear gave % and I also didn't realize that it only needs 2 stacks. This is actually a really really good item, I should build it more.
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>>93299318
>if you don't have at least 1k followers on tumblr or gold status reddit poster it doesn't matter if you're right because I won't listen
Its not like zapman is the only one who can read item descriptions.
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>>93299280
>your previous post
I guess it doesn't matter that I already said I misspoke and also corrected myself in a later post? Of course not. I'm out. Have fun arguing about literally nothing, faggots.
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>>93299076
Like i said Reduction and Penetration are two different things, you can read more about game mechanics here
http://www.scribd.com/doc/166529015/The-Word-of-Thoth-A-Smite-Mechanics-Guide

The way it's calculated is
1. %Reduction: Demonic Grip passive (7% x3) and Spear passive (10% x2)
2. flat Reduction: Spear passive (10 x2), Demonic Grip (5 x3) and Voidstone (15 in 55feet range)
3. %Pen: Shard (33%)
4. flat Pen: Dynasty Helm (15), Pen boots (15), Spear (15)

Reduction removes the target protections while penetration lets only YOU bypass them, if that makes sense
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>>93299542
Are you the same guy as >>93298852 or is it 2 pairs of people having the exact same argument? The guy you quoted here >>93299542 is right expect the "you're a nobody, I don't have to listen to you" part, that's pure fallacy . Go in smite gamepedia or whatever it's called not sure and Im on my phone, it also has the voicelines and search. You can also look for "the word of Thoth" it has many game mechanics, it's accessible via reddit
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any point in playing Conquest before the new map comes out?
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>>93300119
It's still the most fun game mode. Not counting siege
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>>93300076
Word of thoth is also linking in our OP FAQ, but noone ever reads that
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>>93299774
Goddammit man, whenever I post something, you've already posted it.
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>>93300119
>is there any point in playing conquest before its gone forever and I'll never have a chance to play it again?
>is there any point in playing any game mode if I will eventually play a different one?
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>early game fight in duo
>supports both die
>1 hp trying to get back under tower
>cupid dashes up to me with 50% health
>vaporize him instantly with Ullr's 1>4>3>1

OUT-FUCKING-SKILLED
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>>93300374
The only thing I'll miss about old Conquest is the tamer art style. I'm not looking forward to the bleak 24/7 dark side of the new map. Shit is ugly.
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Hey drawbro


hey

dude

draw a cute Ne Zha sleeping in bed with a boner showing in the sheets
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>>93301114
You are literally in the shadow of a volcano spewing a giant ash cloud on the chaos side. No shit it's dark.
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>>93301591
Bonus point if you copy/paste the "I KNOW THAT DICK" dick in there.
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>>93301671
Is there any way to free your camera, at least in practice? Or do you have to spectate?
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>>93299361
it's always better to get spear if you have the means to apply it easy

Protections to consider

30, enemy mages
48, every other class not buying magic prot, mostly jungler and Hunters
63, Junglers and bruisers with Magi's blessing
108/118, Supports and bruisers with bulwark/gaia as only magic def item
123/133, same as above with Magi's blessing
173/183, bulwark/gaia, Magi's blessing, Void Stone

add 20 prot for everyone close to the support due to Sov passive
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>>93301671
That somehow makes it look better to him?

I dont care if the darkness came from satan ripping a fart. It still looks ugly.
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>>93301591

>not freya sleeping with a boner
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What's your head cannons for how the gods interact? I mean behavior, not like "Freya has a dick is my headcanon."

I like to think the other goddesses harass Freya sometimes for being so masculine, and that's why she screams so much when she attacks. It's all pent up rage getting released.
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>>93304418
My headcanon is that Ao Kuang is an unlikeable asshole.
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>>93304418
Literally Sonic Fandom tier.
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>>93304418
Tyr, Guan, and Nemesis get along very well because JUSTICE
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>>93304418
Mine is that he bo regularly goes around and just smack's nox's tits around whenever he feels like it and she gets embarrassed and flustered and angry in front of the other gods but she really likes it deep down inside.
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>>93304418
After every match, Nieths team alsowaus has to calm her down and help her as she collapses in tears because she was forced to fight and dance mostly nude, when all she wants is to be respected as the primordial deity she is on the battlefield.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgoYxj0qrq8

Lest we forget this actually happened
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latinamerican players are primitive shitheads, and they are the cancer that is killing this game. they are not worth anyone's time, we would be so much better of if they fucked off and never returned.
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>>93305225
BR? BR? Hue hue hue
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>someone speaking Spanish at god select
>tell them in Spanish that there's LatAm servers that they should okay on
>get call a racist and reported for harassment
I don't care how pro you think you are, or even if you're the best player in the game. If there's a language barrier that hurts the whole team.
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>>93305893
I don't use VGS or Curse voice :^)
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>>93304418
All the guardians are actually really good friends, except Ares. Nobody likes Ares.
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>>93304932
>dance mostly nude

I'd say in smite she is modest, She is actually depicted nude or topless
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>>93305225
They literally make everyone's life a living hell, even their own, as if they are incapable of anything but fucking everything up and ruining everything they touch. A few are self aware, but even then they just don't stop. Its like they have some kind of mental illness.
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>>93306960
I see this retort a lot, but having revealing clothing is way more sexual than being nude. Its the whole reason stores like Victoria's Secret exist.
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>>93306960
The ancient Egyptians also didn't depict her as a titty monster with curvy hips.
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>play Chang'e in Siege
>carry

???
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>>93308364
How do you build chang'e? When I build power/pen I never do enough damage or healing to matter. When I build tanky I may never die but I'm totally irrelevant because no real CC.
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>>93304514
Just like in the lore!
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>>93303760
well he said he doesn't do futa so
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>>93309054
Can't help you there. I did a generic build for her, the enemy team just didn't build ANY magical protection.
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>>93309671
>Assclap rod
ayy
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>>93309762
I get it on pretty much every gamemode with Chang'e because I need to go fast.
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>>93310127
The passive is shit. If you really need to go fast get Winged Blade, but both items are suboptimal.
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>they're nerfing witchblade
>i can never be a fast support again
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>>93310224
You're not my real Dad.

What's wrong with 70 MP and movement speed?
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>>93309762
>assclap rod

are you tell me i shouldn't get it with a name like that?
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>>93304418
My headcanon is that after every game bacchus celebrates by getting really tanked up them molesting the player.
No homo.
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That did she see guys?
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Happy Birthday Kelly
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>>93311135
She looks male
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>>93311135
Eh, the more I see her "Not dolled up" the more she looks gross.
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>>93310804
Basically, you're could get a decent and good power item and it would give your heals as much power, as well as giving you more damage, and whatever real passive it comes with.
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>>93311719
That non-consensual bukkake fear stricken face is hot as fuck.
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>>93311802
>you're could get

opinion discarded, probably br
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>>93312026
Or, y'know, on mobile.
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>>93311719
So is this why the PTS is an unbalanced mess? Because they're fucking around making kawaii happy birthday videos?
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>>93312653
Because the status of the PTS is pre-debugging, and also without all the changes applied yet. At least, that's the word.
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>>93307795
>thinking Neith wouldn't be sexier with no clothes

okay then. i disagree but whateves
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>adc plays a shit game 0/5/2
>xD i'm trolling
okay these fucking kids every time just admit you played a fucking bad game don't play it off as you're trolling cause we know you're just shit.
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>>93312960
Nah.

>items/changes/Gods are introduced in PTS
>everyone hates it/them
>Hirez like "It's fine, just have to wait for the meta to adjust"
>they release the update anyways

See: Pre-redesign Nox being released
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I've been thinking about watching Panty and Stocking. Is it like my imagination where it might as well be called "The Adventures of Hel and Freya"?
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>>93313562
I was referring to this specific PTS. For example, they released the new map with no other changes, it was unbalance. Then they released god and item changes and its still unbalanced, but more changes are coming. The plan, if all goes well, is that when all the changes are out it will be balanced. I hope you can tell I don't believe that it will end up balanced, I'm just saying that's the story HiRez is giving us.
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>>93313565
If Freya were a gigantic whore and Hel were obsessed with sweets, then maybe.

>>93313787
You've seen Hi-Rez reverting changes from previous PTS builds, right? Hi-Rez reveals a change, everyone bitches, the change gets reverted. The latest example was Manikin Scepter.
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>>93313919
Right. This us why I went out of my to point out what should have been obvious, which is that I don't think the story is right. Its just the story HiRez is claiming. Reading comprehension is hard, right?
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>>93313919
But freya is a gigantic whore. Plus cookies anyone?

The adventures of freya and hel.
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>>93313919
>>93314429
Freya is Norse or something for "The Lady"

This appears legitimate. I'll give the pilot a try.
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>>93286081
Hey, man! Not cool
https://imgur.com/qTUl83c

It's shit though, sorry
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Why is Xballer so low on the tier list?

Just tried an all-out assault with him and got a good amount of kills, his 2 and 3 are nice. Ultimate is nice as well
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>>93316562
100/10
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>Sylvanus
>Wisps
>This ability now only affects gods.

hope it stinks, I'm sick of seeing sylvanus every fucking game as support
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Is SWK getting a buff?
Is Sobek?
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>>93316562
Not into Sobek or Nieth, but this is hot as fuck because of how she's pinned and forced to service him.
Sobek's ult should cripple so this becomes canon.
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>>93316562
Thanks you absolute madman.
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>>93316593
The tier list is for conquest
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>>93316562
You're a real credit to this thread in general. Almost nobody is making new content for us besides you. You taking more requests right now, or busy with the Superbowl?
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>>93313565

I definitely watched P&S with your same mindset. Highly recommended, especially with black Zeus chiding them for being whores.
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>>93313565
>Freya is voiced by the same person who voiced Panty
I knew about Stocking and Hel, but this changes everything.
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>>93316593

people think his clear is bad because they can't add up the poison damage in their head
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>>93317701
I'm not a football guy so no. Working on my game backlog but if I take a break or if I'm up to it I'll have a look. Doesn't hurt to ask, but not guaranteeing it will be worked.
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>>93318318
Do you not know how his darts target? Hie about you try using his darts on a wave instead of doing it in your head and tell me how that goes.
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>>93318318
ayy nice meme kid.
>you also forgot to take into account that a max of 3 can hit the same target
>you also forgot that its gets body blocked

>no this isn't a bad clear.
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>>93311135
>No edit saying Blowjob Princess

what is this not 4chan
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Is it better to have a waveclear or an escape?

Before you say "both hurr durr", let's say HiRez on gem day makes an MOTD called "One or the Other", where you can only choose the likes of Cupid, Xblanque, AMC, and possibly Artemis because the MOTD is about this dilemma. Whom do you pick?
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>>93322236
>Is it better to have a waveclear or an escape?
depends what role

and cupid because he's my nigga
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>at work today I saw a cute girl with a Neith t shirt on, looked custom made
>"hey you play smite?"
>she lights up and starts going "omg omg you play it?" ect ect
>we talk for a bit since I was about to go on break
>exchange ign's and numbers
>hitting it off really well
>I noticed something was a bit off about her but couldnt tell what
>she starts rubbing against me and stuff
>feel something hard poking my thigh
>"your phone is hitting me haha"
>'its not a phone"
>I'm confused and back away
>all of a sudden she throws a sash at me
>it was Ne Zha the whole time
>"I'm coming for you!"
>I scream for help
>nobody is around
>"You're coming with me!"
>NOOOOOOOO
>wake up covered in sweat
>turn on my laptop
>post on smitegen
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>>93319454
Isis looking at Awilix in envy of her hips and ass, and Ne Zha looking at her in envy of her cock (I know you don't like to draw dicks, so a buldge is fine.)
Alternatively, Scylla as anything but a loli.
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>>93319454
Nemesis licking her giant sword seductively with a caption below that says, "Taste my blade!'
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>>93323601
I fucking wish I could find a passable trap that played Smite and wanted to cum for me. Fuck you, anon.
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>>93323853
Wasn't that done already?
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>>93324117
Really?

Post please
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>>93323883
He was being very aggressive

I left out the part where he was trying to force me to swallow his cum

it wasn't a fun dream
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>>93324231
Found it in the last thread, took me about 40 seconds.
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>>93324480
I get that it may not have been fun for you, but I would have enjoyed every second of it.
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>>93323601
>you die in one ult hit
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>>93324509
>tongue not touching sword

9/10. Thanks for posting m8.
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>>93324834
>Implying minions have any hp
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>>93324480
You either spend too much time here or you have something to tell us.
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>>93324480
Tfw have no dreams about having sex with a cute trap ne zha and swallowing his cum

I guess Ill just have to settle with fantasies in my waking hours ;_;
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>>93326083
My dick has reached a new level of hard.
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>>93312653
As we all know, Kelly is a key part of the HiRez balance team.
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>>93326083
>>93326083
did r4 draw this? looks incomplete
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>>93326083
Degeneracy, you should be given a stern talking to for this.
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>>93323601
Made me think of this
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>>93320623
>>93318318

>step to side of wave
>use darts

the dumb thing is CC puts it on cooldown even if you havent fired a single dart yet

1 dart+poison does the same damage as apollo's clear
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>>93327000
Which one yells "To the stars"?
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>>93327442
Freya yells To the skies, its probably misheard.

>>93326945
This motherfucker is wearing two watches.
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>Love the Journey to the West
>Have diamond Sun Wukong
>Start playing Ao Guang
>Get bitched at for him being OP every time I do well.

I just want to play more JttW characters :(
Zhu Bajie when
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>start surrender vote
>immediately quit before anyone else votes
>come back without deserter

I was actually so butt-blasted that I mashed escape then just hit buttons trying to get the menu to go away and I quit completely out of the game, but it worked out for the best
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>>93323758
>Futa sorry but no
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>>93329149
After we get Liu Bei and Zhang Fei
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>>93323119
I consider cupid the best hunter but the worst adc
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>>93330953
>Refusing to draw futa
Truely the best drawfag to exist
Fuck Futafags
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>>93330953
Still very nice, thanks. Isis looks 10/10 adorable.
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>>93330953
Every time you draw awilix showing off her delicious hips and ass an angel gets its wings.

Draw more awilix bending over and showing off her butt pls.
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>>93331325
Isis looks like a chibi and the open mouth is goofy.

Also no feathers.
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>>93331506
I didn't say she looked accurate, I said she was absolutely adorable. Which she is.
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>>93331487
Next with more dic plz
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>>93331256
This. The futa fags are just walking memes. Before >le freya cock got out of hand, we never had the futa posts. They're just doing it now because it's "trendy".
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>>93332335
I'd much rather have the sexy anhur guy back instead of all these futafags
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>>93327075
Of all the times I've played xbal admittedly, not many, but enough to observe some the only things you can do is basic attack the wave to make them space out a bit to hit all of them with your 2 OR and this is more reliable go up to the melee minions and 2 them, then finish the archers off with your 1
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>>93331506
You're just mad you didn't get your dick
get fucked
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MFW kali op in arena
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>>93332424
The Anhur guy came after the futa fags toned to down by a lot.
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>>93333607
>not a single kill on the enemy team

How is that even possible?
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>>93333714
>3 kills on thor
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>>93333607
>yfw this is arena practice
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>>93333920
>yfw its premade arena practice
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>>93333607
yeah thats definitely practice
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>>93333920
>>93334075
>>93334103
>Implying i'm not just better then you
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>>93335707
Post your IGN then.
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>>93335707
post your name or you're full of shit.
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>>93333617
>>93332424
>>93332335
>>93331256
>stop liking what i dont like!
>what i like is better than what you like!
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>>93335707
K m8, post uncensored. If it indeed is an actual match AND you're not smurfing, then I'll apologize and give to you my top dog status
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>>93335991
>>93335998
Ojom :^)
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>>93336067
I don't think anyone here cares if you fap to futa. The thing is, you're being such annoying fags about it, that you made everyone hate you. We all have fetishes, but we don't ram them down the rest of the people's throats
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>>93336067
you need to get some more reaction images
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>>93336374
what if your fetish is forced deepthroating?
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>>93336531
Then keep it to yourself. This isn't post-your-fetish-and-circlejerk-with-deviants general, there are boards and threads for that exact purpose. Not to mention this is a sfw board. If I'm browsing and have to worry for dicks popping up be it on man, women or feminine little boys , guess what, it's not sfw
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>>93336846
You can whine and be a little bitch all you want, it will never go away.
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>>93336989
Or I can report your asses and you'll get banned.
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>>93336374
Thats not true at all though. Its a simple as a lot of people like it, and tend to talk about it. Its not the world against you. Nobody purposely talks about futa just to piss you off, get over yourself kiddo.

Drawfriend takes request, says he doesn't do futa, cool. Why was the first response
>HAHA FUCK FUTAFAGS LOL

You guys always do that. If you're going to try and play the innocent card you might as well go all the way with "its blue board i-i report anything!"
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>>93337108
>what are proxies
>what is a dynamic ip
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>>93337108
You do that.
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>>93337108
good luck
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>>93337343
It takes 2 seconds to report, I will gladly do every time you come back
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>there are people who don't listen to Wiz Khalifa while playing Slyvanus
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>>93337940
who?
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>>93337193
I've been trying to say this and doing it poorly for awhile, this is a good point. No one cried when that guy posting the "GODDAM NEITH" copypasta over and over. People view the sexy Anhur guy as just another lovable meme. There's furrys who fap to Bastet and Anhur, there's pedophiles that fap to Scylla, there's faggots who fap to Ne Zha. They all post what they like here and nobody bats an eye unless its futa. I even see people blaming futafags when no futa had been posted yet that day. Futa isn't a meme, hating futa fags is.
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>>93338096
I don't think i've seen a single person say they liked the sexy anhur guy and he stopped posting
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>>93338216
I didn't say anyone liked him, I meant the response to him was mostly a benign eye roll and a general idea toward him of "Oh you, there he goes again! That scamp."
You know what? That's not important, you're missing the point.
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>match of the day
>assault, everyone picks whatever god they want
>get steamrolled by a team of five nu wa's

Thanks, hi rez
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>>93332424
>Preferring furry faggots over regular faggots
Why tho
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>>93338497
>losing to a team of nu was
>not wrecking them
>none of you were odin
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>>93338532
>Implying furries aren't the superior beings
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>>93338532
Because anhur guy stopped. Futa fags will keep going even if the artist explicitly stated no futa. Thats where the problem lies. They're just as bad as the furfags.
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>>93338874
The artist said no porn in general and every keeps requesting porn of all kind, specifically no dicks. Again, stop blaming everything on the futafags.
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>>93339036
He just drew Sobek fucking Neith in the mouth like 2 hours ago.
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>>93339109
and i reported him for that. Why the fuck is he still here? Its like mods only want to shit on the futalovers.
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ya'll niggas going to scare away our only draw friend
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>>93338096
Yeah, its pretty annoying, but its been this way since forever. Goes for every board. We're taking way back since 2006 /b/, if you posted futa, traps, anything that fucked with some teenagers thoughts on his sexuality you'd get nothing but sage spam and long post that were summed up to "stop liking this cause I don't like it"

Everytime someone posts something here thats clearly NSFW it stays around for awhile, unless its futa. If its futa, that shit is reported to hell in back within seconds.

I don't really care either way, I've been here too long to try and understand them. Its just how it is.

>>93338874
>Futa fags will keep going even if the artist explicitly stated no futa

You're acting like he said "draw some fucking futa why don't you draw it??? fucking draw it RIGHT NOW"
Thats not at all how it went, but I'm sure thats exactly how you read it.

>>93339036
>>93339109
I'm sure he just doesn't do futa because people get mad at it. I sure as hell wouldn't want them bitching at me either.
Maybe its just not his thing, either way I'm 100% sure he'd just get reported and banned if he ever did.
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>>93339395
He'll be around, he'll probably stop drawing any lewds though
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>>93339280
You'll grow up and leave behind that "I am the savior of this thread" mentality eventually.
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>>93339425
>If its futa, that shit is reported to hell in back within seconds.
Wow, its almost like your shit fetish doesn't belong here friend :^). Maybe I can direct you to a board that will cater to your mature, adult tastes
>>>/d/
Enjoy o/
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>>93339706
Look, we all know how to cherry pick and ignore facts, but the whole point of that post was that non-futa isn't reported. I remember there was an unspoilered straight up nude girl with her fits out showing her feet that was just never reported or deleted at all. It just stayed up. People literally only care if its futa, and that's fucked up.
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>>93339706
>im just going to keep skimming through and reply to what i want

>>>/reddit/
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If the porn is posted via link woth a warning that it's nsfw, I don't really mind it. Otherwise, it has no place here whatever kind it is.
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Porn is literally only ever one click away on 4chan. Who cares if your one click is on one of the board links at the top or bottom, or on a spoilered image?
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>>93339845
>>93339889
>He shot someone and got away with it! Why shouldn't I be able to do the same ;_:

Nice job trying to pretend you have a point. You're literally mad that you cant break the rules. If you want your futa so badly >>>/d/ is always waiting for you. If you see NSFW posts here that you don't like then report them. Nothing is stopping you.

But you'd rather just get mad that other rulebreakers shit doesn't get deleted as fast as yours and call them kids instead of doing something about it.
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>>93340061
people and faggots
they report your post doesn't take alot and it will delete the post.
after all this is a SFW BOARD
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>>93340129
Nigga you is the only one who is mad here. How about we talk about how off topic and against the rules this entire conversation is? If you're such a white-knight and stickler for the rules you should just shut the fuck up already. Also
>comparing murder to posting porn
Its more like everyone is speeding and a cop weaves around all the other speeding cars to pull you over just because you're black. Its fucked up.
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Oh wow you guys are faggots.
How this general has fallen.
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>>93340610
dead general dead game
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>>93340129
>hes going all the way with this shit

Alright mr freedom fighter, keep cleansing this board of filth :^)
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>>93340061
>Porn is literally only ever one click away on the internet
>ftfy
that doesn't make it ok to have porn on every single site
same way it's not ok to have porn on every single board
and if there is porn a click away, i know not to press there
as long as it's not obvious (for example xvideos link), i can still browse the general with safety while at work/school/aroung normal people
because in case you didn't know it:
(N)S F W
(o) a o. o
(t ) f .r_ r
__.e__.k
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>>93340775
I don't think you could have fucked that up any more.
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>>93340775
Why are you browsing 4cahn while at work? You know people think it's terrorists and degenerates right?
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>>93340463
Im not mad at all. You still seem to be complaining that you cant break the rules as easily as everyone else. Yeah, its "fucked up" But you, and every other futa lover has every ability to report posts just like the futa haters do. They exercise their power, you dont. You then complain about nothing being done.

So you've got 2 choices. Either sit here and continue to whine about how "fucked up" it is or be the change you want to see and report non futa NSFW just as quickly as other report your futa NSFW

Then everything gets cleaned and no one is being singled out anymore.
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>>93341079
No, you don't get it at all. Nobody is complaining that they can't break the rules, we're saying that you're fucked up in the head and need to chill. You see how we don't have a problem with the other porn? Foot porn is gross to me but I leave it up because I'm a normal and balanced human being. You need to just stop already. Did a futa lover kill your mother or something?
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>>93340984
on the phone it's not shown, you need to be already familiar with 4chan to understand. only 1 guy knows what it is and i'm 99,9% sure he's a /b/tard
>>93340951
true dat, i considered making an mspaint file, at least the message passes
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So who's your guilty pleasure God? Mine is Ne Zha, because his escape is his ult.
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>>93340775
>>93341079

I know you're new and all but I'm going to help you understand

In the last 10 years or so, rules have not been enforced enough on 4chan. There never been a single day where rules have not been broken. Its 4chan. No matter how hard you try, rules will be broken.
This argument has never been about the rules, we know the rules, dipshit.

I encourage you to keep trying, maybe one day you'll even become a mod, but you sound like a purebred newshit spewing your speech in this general.

I'm gonna stop ruining our general now with this pointless talk, you should do the same, and keep reporting everything so you can read about how Herc and Osiris are broken over and over.
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>>93341656
I only recently started playing as Ne Zha. I never bothered because whenever I've been Ne Zha ulted its just kind of tickled. When I play him I can 100-0 clothies with a sash/ult combo. He's fun as fuck now.

My guilty pleasure gos has got to be Anubis though. Carrying 19 and 3 in mid lane is fun as fuck.
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So how the fuck do you generally build assassins and adcs? I just switched to Smite and holy fuck there's about a million different physical items. Mid and support is pretty fucking simple but I just never have any clue for hunters and assassins
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>>93341886
it tickled because they probably weren't building right. nezha has one of the most hard-hitting ults, it can easily 100-0 a squishy
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>>93342064
depends on the assassin.

I like to build Thor quite tanky as he is a good brawler, very ability based, and he will do a fuckload of damage to frail gods without too much power built.

Others like Kali are heavily auto attack based so Qin's Sais, Crit items, executioner, etc are standard.

Pretty much every ADC uses the zap build which is warrior's tabi + DEvourer's gauntlet + qin's sais + executioner + rage + titan's bane
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>>93342064
There's 3-4 standard hunter builds currently. (Death's Toll) Warrior Tabi, Devourer's Gauntlet, Executioner, Rage, Deathbringer and Titan's Bane is the traditional, non-situational build.
Assassins are much more varied, because they don't necessarily only jungle and the variety of kits. Loki, Ne Zha and Fenrir are a few that occasionally play in solo lane. Generally, most junglers end up with Warrior Tabi, Jotunn's Wrath and eventually Titan's Bane as a 6th. Beyond that, it's dependent on the god and the enemy team.
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I only recently started playing and I know I was probably against shitters, but holy fuck Anubis is so fucking easy. All I did for the entire lane phase was push with 3 and then bind + ult whenever he got close.

Even got a pentakill later on when they tried to do Gold Fury.
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>>93343239
I'm level 30 with 1,800 smiteguru score and I can still totally destroy an entire enemy team with Anubis.
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>Play as Mercury with all +movement speed items endgame

>See an enemy at the opposite side of the lane trying to run back to spawn

>ultimate is ready

gotta rape fast
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>>93343367

Really? I figured he'd be pretty bad in the higher levels of play considering his lack of mobility and the fact he roots himself for two of his abilities.
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>>93343239
Anubis is very solid, just underestimated.

He's the only mage in this game who gains such a huge benefit from penetration since all his skills are dot based. Its extremely hard to mitigate his damage once he gets a spear.

He suffers from lack of mobility, so you need to watch your positioning.
Hes not too good in high-skill play because Thor will camp the shit out of you and theres nothing you can go
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>>93343526
That's what everyone says, and honestly its true, I have no problem shutting down an enemy anubis. But really there's nothing most players can do.
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>>93343526
spot on. thing is, he still shit out damage. because he has only dots, he has the highest total scalings in the game, with enough lifesteal you are unboxable during your ult. if you can aim correctly and know when to use your skills so the enemy can't simply walk out of range, you're a force to be reckoned with
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>>93343726
what if I catch my boss on 4chan

then what
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>kelly is kept on payroll because they need a women for their virgin fanbase to fawn over

It's honestly pathetic, apparently she's entirely worthless at the studio
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>>93343595
>>93343653
>>93343812

Interesting. Few more quick questions cos I'm new as fuck to the game and want to learn about it so I'm not stuck getting carried by my mate playing full damage Odin (as fun as it is seeing him 1 shot a Thanatos).

1. Why is Freya such an obnoxious cunt?
2. Who's a fun but useful jungler/mid/solo (one for each lane) I can autistically spam and get gud at, and how should I build them?
3. What is the deal with all the Thanatos players?
4. What does Hun Batz yell when he ults?
5. Is Ymir supposed to be doing half my health with two spells at level 3?
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>>93344237

1. Because slows and ranged basics
2. thor/nuwa/chang'e
3. guy with 4 wings and a scythe, and if used by a good player can completely shutdown the other team early on
4. To me it sounds like he's saying "clear out"
5. yes
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>>93344237
>3. What is the deal with all the Thanatos players?

Because he's edgy grimdark reaper, also his ult entices the prospect of a free kill. So he attracts all the scrubs who try to gank lanes.

Funny that most of them never actually jungle. They just wait and try to gank.
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>>93344237
>1. Why is Freya such an obnoxious cunt?
Freya is best waifu and you will respect her. Also. She may be slightly broken, so shitty player flock to her.
>2. Who's a fun but useful jungler/mid/solo (one for each lane) I can autistically spam and get gud at, and how should I build them?
Thor for jungle, he has a diverse set of tool and decent strength. Agni for mid, or possibly Nu Wa. Both have CC that requires two abilities and decent damage. Agni comes with a better escape but his damage requires a little setup. No better solo laner than Ra. Osiris and Chaac are also popular options, but all solo laners are literally judged based around how long they can hold out against a Ra.
>3. What is the deal with all the Thanatos players?
Edgy gods are popular with 13 year olds. Also he has a strong early game so he's decievingly powerful.
>4. What does Hun Batz yell when he ults?
Some bullshit, no one knows.
>5. Is Ymir supposed to be doing half my health with two spells at level 3?
Kind of, yeah. He has high base numbers a low scaling. He's nowhere near the strongest damaging guardian though.
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>>93341656
Anubis and Ne Zha, but I wouldnt call them guilty pleasure, considering Anubis was the first diamond and Ne Zha probably isnt far behind.

I really just find them to be so much fun considering how easy they are to play, but how hard to are to actually be good with.
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>>93338598
they had their goddamn ults synchronized, man
do you know what it's like to get hit by 5 nu wa ults in the midst of a bunch of fucking fog covers while five nu wa's worth of clay soldiers plus a minion wave are up your ass?
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>>93344237
1.she has retarded damage but her only escape is her ult and that can't go through walls
2.hunbatz and thor are the best and most usefull assassins, they have a lot not onlt 1v1 but also teamfight strength
3.Being le edgy hand of death attracts many 14 year olds
4.I dont know, batz is a crazy fella, have you heard his jokes/taunts?
5.Yes. Ymir is love. Ymir is life. Ymir is the best guardian (although sadly not the best support)
his range is very small, he will buy blink, he's looking at you from ~55 units, prepare. his 2 has a long cast time, you can easily juke it and his 3 (being a cone) is easy to dodge if you stay really close to him
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>>93345089

I've been playing Hun Batz a fair bit already but I always feel like I'm not doing much damage until very late game.

How do you build him?
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>>93345641
his team fight strenght is his ult

BOOMBADABOOMBOOM
BOOMBADABOOMBOOM
BOOMBADABOOMBOOM
BOOMBADABOOMBOOM
BOOMBADABOOMBOOM

and the enemy team is stunned forever. If you wanna do damage with his just build generic qin''s sai rage lifesteal blah blah, and youll be able to do a lot of damage.
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>>93345765

I'd been building stuff like Jotunn's Wrath and Hydra's Lament on him. Is the auto attack centric build better?
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>>93345829
CDR is definitely good, you want some, at least take jotuun's wrath. But if you build auto attack stuff you won't feel too weak.
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>>93345829
Hun Batz is definitely an ability-based god. That means Jotunn's, Shifter's Shield, Transcendence, etc.
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>>93346324
Is this a meme? Like basic based Bastet? The windup and delay on all his abilities aside from his ult, combined with his passive, makes him a strong mixed abilities and basics god.
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>>93346490
I'm a fucking idiot and forgot about his passive and shit, yeah build Deathbringer after Jotunn's.
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>>93346324
Hunbatz is Mixed, due to his passive.
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>>93345641
wt>jw>db>hydra's>tb>malice
or you can switch malice or hydra's for either devo or trans (and build it right after jw)
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>>93346814
another thing you can do is get rage instead of db and not get malice at all, leaving you with space for both a stacking and hydra
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>>93346814
I personally build magis instead of hydras
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Is it just me or does Wukong do no fucking damage?
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>>93348175
Wukong is generally considered the worst warrior, after all the nerfs.
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>rama building trans
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
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>>93349059
New players might have issues with mana conservation, by using his 1 and 2 constantly. Or they've played Xbalanque before, and are now permanently afraid of running out immediately.
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Looks like we're gonna have a new chest with the next update. apart from all those quivers and axe, it has the new hunters logo on it (they made new logos for the new ui. hunters is 3 arrows, mages is a scroll, etc.), so it should be easy to guess what it'll contain.

http://smite.gamepedia.com/Treasure_Chests
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>>93350437
>inb4 you get extra stats for owning X item for Y god
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>>93350437
we dotu nao
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>>93351019

if smite had customization like that I'd love it holy fuck.
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Is this game fun
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>>93351872
No
Better than other MOBAs, yes
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>>93350630
>>93351019
Its just a chest with skins for hunter gods you mongoloids.
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>>93352990
SHUT UP. I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO CALL HIREZ JEWREZ
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Are there any server issues ATM?
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>>93344237
>4. What does Hun Batz yell when he ults?
He yells "clear out".
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>>93354379
No, no it's; 'CLEEEEEEAR OUUUUUUUUT!!!'
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tfw you drop from 2k elo to 1870 due to 4 losses in a row
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>>93240605
I actually played against this guy yesterday. I almost choked on my drink when I saw him while loading. It's like seeing bigfoot
He was pretty good, he won the joust.
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>play Cupid almost exclusively
>getting tons of salt for it

Well, at least I'm not Teemo.
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>>93356357
>>93240605
Who would win, Thorgarz or this guy?
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>>93358865
Thorgarz
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http://www.smitestuff.com/players/Th%C3%BAr#overview
Fugg
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>tfw i can't carry my friends

feels badman
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>>93359585
>50% win rate with the only god he plays
He's a shitter
>Only playing 3 vs 3 joust
He's a double shitter
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>>93359672
>around 2,5 kda
At least he's not feeding his ass off
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>scumtouch is the biggest eu streamer
>scumtouches team gets sponsored even tho they are absolute trash
I wouldn't even mind if he wasn't so fucking stupid.
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>>93360057
I wouldn't mind if he wasn't so bad. I was watching him play isis/janus/zhong yesterday and he's absolutely terrible for a competitive player.
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>>93360128
Well the thing is his team is most likely not going to make SPL qualifiers.
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What are these shitty VS MOTDs trying to prove?
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>>93360128
at this point he's equal to ojom in meme status, probably at gamelevel too except all he does is play instead of shitpost
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>>93360805
Which pantheon is the strongest. Which is why people complain about balance are retards. If it was balanced the results would be inconclusive. My list is (based on strength, not fun to play)
Greek
Roman
Chinese
Egyptian
Hindu pretty much tied with Norse
Mayan
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>>93359585
There is always someone more obsessive lurking in the shadows.
http://www.smitestuff.com/players/falcon505
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Are there any gods that build Polynomicon anymore?
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>>93362743
I'd argue that Thur is worse, this guy has played more games overall, Thur had like 20 games with his second most played god
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>>93362959
I often buy it on Scylla, her 1 can guarantee the hit.
I used to buy it on KKK too but
>playing kkk
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>>93362959
Scylla Kuku Hebo Hel Bacchus Ymir Athena Cab
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>>93362959
Anyone who lacks sustain of their own. Scylla's always the first to come to mind, along with maybe He Bo, who's basically just less fun, less cute Scylla.
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>>93363163
>Hebo Hel
Why? they have short cooldowns.
Hel especially always has something better to do than auto-attacking.
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Please sign up if you haven't

So I saw some people a couple threads ago asking about a smgen tournament


And I want to, but joust sucks. I would like to do a conquest or a siege one, but I don’t think we have 8 full teams to compete for gem prizing. For small tournaments, hirez sponsors anyone that hosts them as long as you have 8 teams competing. So to get around that, I was thinking to do what tier monster does and have everyone be randomly assigned to a team. Assuming we get at least 40 people to sign up and play, we can host a tournament easily and have gems for prizing.

For now, if we get enough people for a conquest tournament, we’ll have a conquest tournament for both regions to participate in. If we come up short for conquest, we’ll make it a siege tournament.


If you would like to participate, reply with your in game name. I’ll pop back into the thread later if I get enough people and randomize the people onto teams. From there, a challonge link will be made so people can see the rules and brackets.
The date we picked would be the 7th of February

What will happen if we don’t get enough people to sign up is we can play some custom lobby stuff, if anyone is up for that.
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I'd like to play smite where people don't leave.

Why isn't there a harsher punishment for leaving?
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>>93363376
I can see how you maken that comparison. Seeing how He Bo has a root/cripple, and a large circle aoe attack. And just like how syclla has a knock up.
Nigga They're not even close to the sane God.
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>>93363775
I wouldn't want to play with you either.
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>>93363838

That doesn't even make sense
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>>93362660

Egyptian should be at the top. They have Serqet, Geb, Osiris; three of the absolute top picks right now. Anhur and Ra too, very solid overall.
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>>93363775
The problem is Hi-rez is known for their shitty servers. I see people get DC'd all the time and it's not their fault. There's no way to differentiate between a DC and a leaver. So the ones that get screwed by the servers get punished the same as those who intentionally quit.
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It fills my heart with so much joy to screw with people as Ares. I've made a habit of getting the greater blink and using it every chance I get just to freak the enemy team out. I once had a joust match where the instant I used it the entire enemy team popped both their beads and aegises (I'd turned their life into hell earlier) and I just sat there, surrounded by statues, basking in their fear, as they waited for what must have seemed an eternity for the actives to run out and the inevitable ult to come.

I have no idea why some people say being a support sucks. This shit can be incredibly fun.
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>>93363775
There's the 30 minute thing but Dota 2 has it best, you leave/get reported enough you have to play with all the other scum of the earth for like 6 games.

Basically a gulag.
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Is the PTS bugged for me? For some reason my account on there is really far behind, with only 12 masterys and not all gods unlocked, although i have the god pack and have double the masterys. Wtf is wrong?
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>>93364065
I remember someone saying a while back that hi-rez has the same system. If you have 0 goodwill you get placed with others with 0 goodwill.
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>>93363821
Yes, I know, but I compare all mages to Scylla, because I want to. You've got Fire Scylla, Bitch Scylla, Dragon Scylla, Hooker Scylla, Mute Scylla, Time Scylla, Viking Scylla, Lame Water Scylla, Schizophrenic Scylla, Flying Sylla, Robot Scylla, Air Scylla, Batman Scylla, Slutty Scylla, Cool Water Scylla, Light Scylla, Scylla Scylla, Scylla with a beard, Electric Scylla and Fat Scylla.
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>>93363385
Free power. It's easy to throw out an extra basic, unless you're trying to kite someone. And poly isn't definitely for people with long cooldowns, triggering the passive every 4 seconds is some serious damage
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>>93364293
Ah, I see your thinking now. Carry on.
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>>93364293
>Scylla with a beard

I need this.
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>>93364293
I've been laughing like an idiot for a good minute now, thanks
>>93363632
4th consecutive time, reporting in. Do you record the names?
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how to get australian he bo skin
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OK, I recently had a guy in a match bitch at me for making a polynomicon and told me to make a soul reaver instead. Normally, I don't give a fuck, since I'm a strong independent gamer who don't need no advice and actively ignores it, but that's not an isolated incident. I've had people tell me the exact same thing on multiple occasions and it got me thinking. Why? I did some math and this shit don't add up. Stat-wise, they're pretty similar, except one gives you 25 extra MP, while the other gives you magic lifesteal, so let's compare the passives.

Assuming you're late-game (because who the fuck would make either of these early?) and have 800MP and up against a god with 2500HP the soul reaver does 375 bonus damage every 60 seconds. The Polynomicon does 400 bonus damage every 4 seconds. On paper, that's over 5000 more damage per minute than the soul reaver and the soul reaver damage is likely going to be wasted on a tank during pre-teamfight poking anyway. The only downside I'm seeing to the Polynomicon is that you have to actually press the left mouse button every once in a while and aim, which, I admit, quite a few people struggle with.

Does the Polynomicon REALLY deserve the hate it's been getting these past few months? I mean, come on, it basically turns into an extra ability with a 4-second cooldown.
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>Tfw can't get Ra-Merica EVER EVER AGAIN
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>>93364918
By supporting e-sports.
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>>93365116
yes, it was worth buying before the nerf to it, but now in the burst meta soul reaver is better because burst.
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>>93365239
And the very same burst meta is the reason I've been skullfucking people as Ares lately, because they don't have enough burst to take me down and lack any sustain or protection, because all they focused on was burst damage.
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>>93365360
they're shit for not building penetration
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>>93365116
You only waste it on a pre-tramfight poke if you're a shitter. You're supposed to aim for the tank. It does percent damage and hitting someone with higher health gives you more bang for your buck.
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>>93365360
>I beat up on shitters, so this meta sucks
No, you beat up on shitters.
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>>93365394
Well, then I guess 95+% of the people I play with or against are shit, because that's all I've been seeing lately. Even on warriors and guardians. I'm seeing supports who decide to get raw damage items instead of a sov or stone of gaia or some pen. It's great, because I shred through them like crazy, but it's kind of weird.
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>>93365595
Well, it's certainly a boring-ass meta. Shit's starting to look like LoL - whoever lands a hit first wins.
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Does Agni's passive apply/refresh the spear of magus?
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>>93365758
Eh, I think it's kind of fun. When I'm up against a scylla I know that I have to be careful. She'll kill my ass if I make a misstep. But I also know that if she attempts to kill me and doesn't succeed, then I've won the fight because she's useless without her cools. It's a game of cat and mouse. Personally I find that fun.
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>>93365876
Unless that Scylla bought a Polynomicon, which brings me back to my original point.
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>>93365808
No
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>>93366027
Sorry, but even if scylla has a poly she isn't going to out box an ADC. She isn't going to out box anyone because she still needs her cools to proc poly. If she doesn't have cools, she doesn't have poly.
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>>93366027
If that scylla missed her 1-2 combo, she's not gunna be hitting any basics.
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>>93366081
I'm not sure, I think it does. I know for a fact that it lifesteals
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>>93365808
Disregard >>93366081
The spear stacks with every ability-based damage (orange colour), Agni's passive included.
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>>93366626
>ability-based damage (orange colour)
Please elaborate
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>>93368250
Auto attack damage coloured white, item-based damage (Mystical Mail, Soul Reaver ecc) is coloured yellow and ability-based damage is coloured orange.
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>>93368250
Have you ever seen the Orange ticks? Agni's passive, xbal's poison etc. Are ability ticks.
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>>93368392
>>93368405
I guess I should pay more attention.
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>>93364918

I got mine from a code from PAX AUS that someone posted here a few months ago.

Guess you should lurk more :^)
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>>93368508
It's something that's easy to miss. And its not extremely important to know.
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>>93300076
smite wiki, smite gamepedia, www.smitewiki.com, they are all the same.

smite wikia is a different site though.
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>>93365214
ra-merica is a seasonal skin, it'll be back on july 4, and i doubt they'll make a chest for fucking usa's independance day (not much to add it in, not much themed content that can be made to bloat the chest either) so it'll most likely be direct purchase.

They'll probably raise its price from 500 to 600 though.
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>>93350437
I see Orbital Strike Rama's Quiver in there. I think the quiver to the left of it is supposed to be Cavegirl Artemis' Quiver.

I wonder if it will be a low chance to get them or if it will just be a 400 gem chest with 6-8 items in it.
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>>93368825
It was 600 originally iirc?
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Does anyone have that one twitlonger of the person talking about that one streamer who raised money for a mute girl only for it to be like a guy from Kentucky?
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>>93370085
Definitely 500.
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I uninstalled dota 2 because I wanted to get off Mr Icefrog Wild Ride, but now Smite wont install and im sure as hell not going to bloody league of lesbians, help
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>>93370916
Delete more shit retard.
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>>93370584
that streamer was bmbadmysistergotrapedandbrutallymurderedman
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>>93370993

im trying to install it in D, not in C, I cant delete more stuff off C
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>>93370584
That was DmBrandon (Or BMBanMan) if you prefer. That dude played the fucking long con.
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>>93370916
>I dun hav spess gib help plz
Clearly you fucked something up. It's trying to install on C. Make sure you have both smite AND the diagnostic tool set to install on D.
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>>93371054
Are you really trying to play smite on some kind of netbooktoaster? Check official forums, there might be some reason why you're not allowed to install on fucking SD cards.
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>>93371242
>>93371273

Its set up to install on D,
And its a dell venue 8 tablet, runs Dota 2 just playable enough
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>>93371676
I can't really help you if I can't see the process. You're doing something wrong, I'm just not sure what. As the other anon said, it may not be able to run on an SD. I'm not sure why that would be the case, but it could be the problem.
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>>93363984
ares head fakes confirmed for hilariously fun in arena

i don't even wait and throw down the ult when anything like this happens, i stop and VEL VEL VEL VEL VEL for team morale
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>>93372613
>Arena
>Spamming VEL

This board is 18+ children need not apply.
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>>93372991
>>93372991
>I only play serious and mature modes made for serious and mature individuals like myself
Fuck off, people can enjoy having fun sometimes.
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>>93373250
>Arena
>fun
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>>93373250
>Spamming VEL is fun cuz its le ebin troll XD
Oh, I see. You're over 18 you're just autistic. My bad.
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>>93373336
>getting shit on in ways that aren't supposed to happen because muh meta muh stats muh builds

>>93361883
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>>93373634
actually, ridiculing the enemy is a legit strategy, morale is reduced, so is teamwork and fatal errors occur. spamming vel when you have won can be considered >le ebin troll, but not during the match
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>>93364515
>Do you record the names?
Yes, so far we have 12 signed up
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>Support Fenrir

why do people still do this?

This only works on shitters.
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>>93332614
But im not the futa master.
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>>93338096
>GODDAMN NEITH

I forgot all about posting that.
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>>93338497
Were you a Hel, Loki, Nox, or Hercules? I cant remember the fifth member of that team, but man you guys were terrible if you were that team.
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>>93370916
>13gb

Damn, Smite's that big now? I swear it was much smaller when I first downloaded it.
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>>93310224

>winged blade
>suboptimal

this is what shitters actually believe.
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>>93374291
only your team can hear VGS. i wish it played for everyone though. i'd do it even more.
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>>93376946
well, you are going to max cdr, why not buy bitch instead of meme and go faster?
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>>93377129
The fuck are you saying?
You can hear taunts and laughs from the enemies, that's literally what taunts are there for.
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>>93377129
taunts jokes laughter directed taunts are heard by everyone in the vicinity
you seriously never had an enemy taunt you or laugh at you?
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>>93376934
The installer is retarded. It's why you have to have at least double the size of the patch available for it to install successfully too. Total space on disk is less than 6 GB.
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>>93374291
How is that a legit strategy? Do you people actually tilt when someone taunts or laughs? This isn't a real thing right?
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>>93378636
People who tend to be inflammatory also tend to be especially easy to rile into attacking, or playing irrationally. Granted, people like that are likely to get upset and play dumb anyways, but taunting will accelerate the process.
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>>93378636
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/e/e4/Ram_laugh.ogg
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Fucking kill me.
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>>93379504
>playing assault
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>>93378636
it's not that they will immediately start throwing, but you can make them make small mistakes. if you punish them for them, they will make bigger mistakes unless they have a certain way to calm themselves yoga style. it's additive
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>>93379534
I actually had an assault binge because of these threads, unfortunately this was the only time this happened.
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>>93379534
Why would I play anything else than assault and arena?
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>>93379504
>dying as herc
>>
dawngate is kill
league suck
dota too hard

how do I learn this weird over-the-shoulder moba
>>
>>93380297
Watch streams, start with easy or pubstomp gods like Neith, Ra, Ymir, Hercules, Anubis, Thor.
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>>93380297
Learn to aim
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>>93380297
The tutorial's pretty decent
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>play 1 game on the PTS

welp, it's over. The naysayers were right, smite truly is dead
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>>93380297
Ez. Have fun. Learn meta which is ez. Ignore the tooltips that dictate whether a God is Easy - Very Hard, they're usually wrong and subjective.
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>>93380564
It's just a meta change, if you can't deal with meta changing you need to git gud
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>>93380297
>>93380528 this, the tutorial isn't perfect but it's bretty gud. shitters go like >nah, i don't need a tutorial
YES YOU DO, SIT THE FUCK DOWN
although i wouldn't try too hard too learn the items/meta right now, there are a lot of changes incoming. just play and look for meta builds/strats after the change
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>>93380297
Buy god pack. Play Arena and Assault for fun.

I play Dota 2 mostly, but Smite is very fun distraction in those faster paced modes.

Then you can transition to Conquest.
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>>93380528
I agree with >>93380747
Meta is about to change big time with the conquest map revamp, so don't get too attached to the current one
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>>93380297
You download it.
You play it.
You learn as you go.
Ask questions in thread when needed.
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>>93381068
best response so far
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>>93381068
No.
You download it.
You install it.
You play the tutorial.
You play some.
You read the OP and click the links.
You ask questions in thread if needed.
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>>93381287
No.
You download it.
You install it.
You listen to music during the mandatory tutorial
You play like shit.
You come and complain that Anubis and Guan are OP
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So this guy is trying to sell me some smite gem codes (400 each), but I've never heard of individual gem codes how could he have obtained them and if I put them on my account do I run any risk of charge back?
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>>93381573
You mean Loki and Freya, right?
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>>93381605
no you wont, they give away gem keys at raffles, just make sure that you arent paying more than you could have bought from hirez otherwise
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>>93381605
There are codes for gems just like there are codes for some skins. However you're not supposed to sell those codes, they are usually distributed as prizes or viewer rewards for streamers. I'd steer clear unless you can get the really cheap and before you shell any money.
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>>93381635
>arena, playing freya
>low hp from fighting i don't remeber whom, hidden behind the walls recalling
>anhur jumps in (didn't hit me with disperse) 2>hit>1>rape him while also jumping to half health with just talon
totally balanced :^)
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>>93381605
It could be that whoever is trying to sell it to you already has reedemd a 400 gem code.
If I remember correctly there's 3 different sets of gem codes(hi rez, raptr and curse) and you can only redeem one of each for a total of 1200 gems.
>>
Which Goddess has biggest breasts? Aphrodite?
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>>93382451
bastet or aphro. oldwa had some pretty huge mamaries, but not anymore
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>>93382451
Nox?
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>>93382451
Nox, Aphrodite, Nu Wa, or Bastet.
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>>93382247

Their Raptr. I just bought 600 gems for $3.60
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>>93380649

>changing the game to a slow grindfest is a good thing
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>>93383126
>>93382570
Bastet? Really? I don't see it
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>>93383219
How does that work?

>>93383126
>>93383401
This. I agree with all the other goddesses listed but bastet doesn't really seem on their level.

Its in the ass where bastet blows everyone the fuck out of the water
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>>93383484
Meanwhile Wrangler art's ass takes up half the map.
>>
So people datamined the fucking sales for January and the last day (31st-2nd) was suppose to be Nemesis gem skin, Thor ironman skin and something else. I saved gems for the Nemesis skin and it didn't go on sale. Wtf Hirez.
>>
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>>93384046
>Bastet and art having a fight about who has the bigger ass

Yes and please.
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>>93384137
They're to busy fucking the game and figuring out new ways to sell you chests to do anything correctly

Why do you have any faith in hirez at this point?
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>>93383484
I prefer Covert, it reminds me of Lara Croft
>>
So I just noticed that there are birds and whatnot in the trees of the new conquest map that fly around a bit. Am I the only one that thinks it would be badass if those birds flew away when gods walked within a certain radius of them, like an environmental ward.
>>
>>93384715
I like Night prowler more. Just for the fact that its slick and clean. Covert is just to busy for me and somewhat distracts from the juicy ass that the skin is known for.

For the old one practically nothing is in the way and the new one has belts and pockets everywhere. That really brought down the skin for me. Good thing it was only 400 gems.
>>
how the fuck is the PTS populated by 100% shitters? I would have thought that people savvy/interested enough to install it would actually be good at the game
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>>93385060
i actually get more shitters in my pts games
>>
>>93385060
>>93385180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
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>>93385060
Who knows. I played my first PTS game the other day as Geb support, my AMC adc built Bloodforge first item - no Death's Toll or anything, just Cursed Gauntlet into Bloodforge, and then Asi for some reason. Shoes were his 5th item.
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>>93386501
Because bloodforge is a hard counter to devo's gloves :^) drybear said it himself! Hirez always knows how to make the best changes XD
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>tfw we are entering the era of thanatos top jungler
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>>93387893
>tfw no pen

Why have you delivered unto us this Gods forsaken land hirez
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https://twitter.com/HiRezBart/status/562361433409982466
https://twitter.com/HiRezBart/status/562361371921498113
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>>93388808
did what
can I have the bloodforge change reverted pls
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>>93388808
I dont understand? What happened?
>>
>>93388808
I hope he realizes the original text is "wherever I am, I must also rape"

BART ARE YOU READING THIS
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>>93388808
kewl. bort confirmed top dogg
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I've played 50 games with Ne Zha but I don't even remember playing half of them. Apparently I only have a 45% winrate with him.
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>>93389635
I'd be pretty impressed if you could remember every game you played
>>
How do I play Bacchus in Conquest? I get wrecked every single time I play him as Support.
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>>93388808
he really does come here

kek
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>>93391654
Jungle.
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>>93391654
>how do I play Bacchus

Go get a gallon of evan williams. Drink everytime you ult. You'll win every time.
>>
When is the new map being put in?
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>>93389635
how do i play Ne Zha? so far it's been

>do a crit build
>100-0 a squishy with my ult
>die when i land
>rinse and repeat forever
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>>93392276
Try to only ult stragglers, people who are pushing by themselves, or in situations where you know your team can follow up or otherwise deal with people on your landing.
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>>93392276
You're basically at the mercy of both teams as Ne Zha. Once you go up it's up to your teammates to put out enough pressure to keep the enemy team from waiting on your to come back down. Ne Zha requires a team with strong AoE damage and/or multiple CCs to prevent instant death upon ult completion.

Outside of that, all you can really do is try to toss a ring, do some AAs, and then ult when you think people's CDs are down.
>>
>>93389362

RIP Dor.
>>
>>93392276
>>die when i land

Buy Beads and/or Sprint.
>>
>>93388808
>tfw bart is aware of sanjuro meme
>tfw bart is aware of top dog meme
>tfw bart is aware of kelly face sitting meme
>tfw bart is aware of bastet is an aa god meme
>tfw bart is aware of ojom meme
one of us... one of us....
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>>93394091
>self referencing yourself as a meme
That's a new low, 1317.
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>>93395017
>Implying he's not a meme
>>93394091
Post yfw Bart shitposts here regularly and bashes drybear
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>>93293206
>"some of you retards"
>Thinks anyone here even thought for a second that it was intended and not just a bug/error.

God damn, Anon. Go the fuck back to school.
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>>93388808
Did what pls respond
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>>93394091
>mfw bart shitposts here
Also stay free 1317
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>>93395017
>>93397456
I am now a hitman
agnet 1317
>>
Bart has Kelly sat on you face?
Also does she still have the nipple ring on her right boob?
>>
>>93397720

Ok DoubleO(jom)-1317
>>
>>93397720
>trying to make being literally the worst player in both clans cool
>>
>>93397925
how can he be the worst when some people haven't even started qualifiers?
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>>93398016
but I haven't even finished qualifiers.
I've played like 5 games
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>>93398016
Because he has 1317 elo and loses lane no matter what god he picks
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