>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID SHIT] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed] [Open] [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNAHYfQ-Ojw [Embed] [Open] [Embed]
1nd
>>92752279
what wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeee
3rd for kenis the menis
hey whatever happened to "insiderbro"
his information about throws was bretty gud and interesting, i saw him get a couple right
i seriously doubt ibp are the only team to have thrown a match in the past year
i think this is just the tip of the iceberg
i kinda want someone from ibp to just rat every fucking throw they knew about, as i said there is no way that was the only one. I can totally see steel raging and taking the entire scene down with him. anyone else see what i mean?
NA scene BTFO
5th for steal
>>92752442
shut the fuck up
4 for memes
Who else putting skins on DAT over Titan with me :^)
>100 posts earlier
nice meme
>>92752592
he wanted to make it before he went to bed
>>92752803
not really, im making the next one 200 posts early.
before harveyfag
Steel is literally a jew.
Literally.
I'm in love with the cowcow
All together, the information we have collected and received makes us uncomfortable continuing any involvement with these individuals. Therefore we will be directing our CS:GO event partners to not allow any of the following individuals’ participation in any capacity in Valve-sponsored events:
Duc “cud” Pham
Derek “dboorn” Boorn
Casey Foster
Sam “Dazed” Marine
Braxton “swag” Pierce
Keven “AZK” Larivière
Joshua “Steel” Nissan
ahahahahahahaha
>>92752892
based
fem piggy getting BTFO
>>92752987
I got it for the low low
reminder that NA still is going to have 2 teams qualify for the next major
we are going to be forced to watch washed up cloud 9 and some piece of shit team like CLG or Liquid get swept in the group stages
>>92752997
>based
>getting forced more than harvey now
No, this isn't based.
>>92753063
For ESL Katowice? It's only 1 NA team that's qualifying
Encountered my first wall hacker in SEM.
How can he be in SEM after 100 hours played while cheating? Surely he would have ranked up much further by now.
>>92753170
Maybe that is why he is cheating?
>>92753067
>JW
>forced
lmao sup harveycuck
>>92753261
jw is our guy but making threads 100 posts early is FUCKING STUPID
at least harveyfag was being subtle about his shitposting lately
>>92752995
this is like christmas xDDD
>>92753261
https://archive.moe/vg/search/subject/%2Fcsgog%2F/
past 11 threads have been jw
All 50-100 posts early
>>92753394
LOL
also
jw/harvey should be banned from OP images
i wish i was dead
What up now jews WOOOOOOOO
>tfw all these bans still won't bring back my blood in the water scout
only skin I regret betting
made worse by the fact that I bet it on that match
rest in peace
>>92753417
>harveyfag being this bootyblasted
>>92753394
cool post
if only you could prove this is legitimate
>you'll never see torqued at their full potential
but why
Every fucking time there is drama someone always tries and acts like they're better than the people involved
I wish more people got blown the fuck out.
>>92753949
>yfw its actually the harveyfag posting jw
>yfw the jw/harveyfag is really just a guy with a pig fetish
>>92754090
i dream of a general where neither of the two are mentioned
female friberg
>>92754049
don't have to prove shit to you burger fat scammer loving jew cheers
>>92754071
fuck I hate moe but I guess he is our guy after all
>>92754071
Fucking BASED.
guys we are #1 in reddit right now
http://www.reddit.com/r/all
>>92754071
BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tfw existential crisis in the middle of a clutch
>>92754282
>not jewish
>doesnt give a shit about anyone
>hates reddit
>not jewish
based
>>92754703
>tfw depression keeps you from starting your computer until hours after you've woken up
>tfw you dont even play video games anymore, just browse /v/, /csgog/, and wizardchan
>>92754851
>wizardchan
get over here bro
>>92754071
LDLC are a bunch of whiny french faggots. good to see mOE blow them out
>>92754986
hey wizzie
>>92753615
I wish I had doritos
>The Australian scene
>>92754703
you haven't known that feel until you have an existential in the middle of a fap
and you can't get it back up
>got lem in matchmaking
>sold an item worth over 1000 dollars without putting any money in
is there even a legitimate reason to keep playing this game? i basically finished it
>>92755230
time to play ESEA, you're done with matchmaking
>>92753394
>>92752995
BEST. DAY. EVEEEER.
All I want is a footjob, man.
Who will replace the NA (that is, USA/CAN) scene?
Will it be the Mexibros?
Will the SA scene, specifically the BRs, finally rise to the occasion?
Perhaps the East Asians will make a splash?
>>92755375
All I want is to drop dead of sudden acute onset of random chance while I'm wandering around at night
>>92755230
gz you hit the rank any decent player manages with minimal effort
>>92755435
>gz you hit the rank any decent player manages with minimal effort
lol
>just get home from work
>see that I won my all in bet on titan vs navi
>see that steel got banned for match fixing
>see the rest of the bans
mfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbIR51_J_qY
>>92755464
alright alright
semi minimal effort
>>92755583
average rank is gold nova
>>92755464
no seriously if you are any good at the game at all you will be LEM
if i drop to LEM i will 30 bomb basically every game until i get promoted back to supreme
>>92755384
NA scene will still be there, right behind EU, it will just be an influx of new players, which honestly is something NA really needs
>>92755629
can we be friends, i need my lem back :(
any tips for a struggling LE shitter?
>>92755619
ok
what about average rank given people who solo queue / people who queue with others
also per amount of mm games?
these factors are huge rofl
can anybody explain to me how skadoodle participated in the throw and knew about it but didn't get punished
>>92755629
if you're any good you wont be playing valve MM you fucking shitter
Man FUCK I think I might have impregnated my roommate, FUCKSHIT
>mfw jews lost again
>>92755806
yeah thats true but it doesnt change that all decent players are LEM or higher
>>92755794
He didn't get any skins from cud.
That's literally the only reason. It's also the only reason that no one from CLG is banned either.
>>92755919
I'm LE, my buddy is MGE and routinely gets 12+ RWS in ESEA pugs. But he solo queues Valve MM and gets fucked every match, when I spectate him he's always dropping nearly a 30 bomb literally every match but it's not enough.
Some people are just unlucky.
>>92755794
Didn't bet/receive skins from cud or dboorn or his main accounts. Probably didn't communicate via Steam chat that he was in on the throw.
He still probably threw, but there's really no evidence for it. Same with the actual NCG/CLG players.
>>92755884
just get him some plan b
>>92755884
責任とって結婚しろ。
warowl
hiko
skadoodle
moemissharvey
>>92755884
good news is gays can't have children
>>92755884
get them really drunk and force feed them some day after shit
ezier than ez skines
>>92755924
Why the fuck would clg get skins in the first place?
Cud: thx for winning that game you played, that's right the one on which you guys actually tried to win, as opposed to your opponents who tried to lose, here's your cut of skins. Oh wait you didn't bet, didn't know about the throw, and had no stake in this at all. Never mind
Tarik: what the fuck dawg
should i just give up
>>92756291
is this from prisoners? i recognize this from some movie i saw
>>92756279
I'm kind of curious how this team would perform
warowl and harvey are pretty much guaranteed anchors
>>92756387
yeah, it is
>>92756291
>Implying Casey Foster wouldn't have told his team that they were going to win the match easy
>Implying Tarik and co. aren't above that kind of jewery to get skins
gb2lolg
>>92756387
yes.
i forgot what the maze was about though rip
guys
what happens if two teams try to throw against each another at the same time
this wouldn't have happened if valve didn't implement faggy ass skins in the first place. but then cs would probably be a ded game by now.
>>92756476
Tarik unboxed a karambit night on stream and sold it for skins money. The he max bet on every single underdog
He proceeded to lose everything
He also has given away every skin he's gotten to his viewers
No shazam on the other hand, why that little faggot isn't permabanned too is beyond me.
He was openly implicated in the scandal and withheld information. Why is he getting off I don't understand
>>92756291
But anon, they DID have a stake in the match
NCG needed that win to guarantee a playoff spot. It's probably the main reason why Casey Foster (the co-founder/co-owner of NCG) knew about the throw and got punished for betting skins.
Guys i started lifting like 3 months ago, and now i can't stop watching miniker's stream
Am i turning or what? Should my father be worried?
>>92756086
If he's consistently dropping 30 bombs he should be winning games. Your view is just skewed I bet he's sucking dick ingame right this second
what uk state is thoorin from?
>>92756804
>YEAH BUT TARIK BETS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD SO HE THAT MEANS THAT HE DIDN'T GET SKINS FROM THE THROW HURRRRRR
How does it feel to be a delusional retard?
>>92756848
That's not true. That wasn't the last game of the season for NCG. While the placement for ibp was already determined, net code still had like 8 games they could have played. They only had to win a single game to advance. It would have happened eventually ibp dis not have to throw for them to get in
Check your facts
>>92757003
The hell, do u have autism for real lmao>>92757003
>>92756857
dude... have some self respect. miniker is so fucking bad at the game.
>>92756906
aspergerton
>NA top tier players get black listed for betting
>meanwhile all the blatant hacking eurotrash is left unpunished
>/gsgog/ has nothing but praise for this
How does that Valvecock taste?
>>92756279
lmao.
warowl is a horrible MM player, he would never be able to get out of esea open
hiko is pretty bad besides a couple of clutches a few majors ago
skadoodle is ok
moe is shit
missharvey is shit but much better than warowl
>>92757035
>That's not true. That wasn't the last game of the season for NCG.
>Check your facts
>It was literally the last game of the season
>lolg babies are this desperate to protect CLG
>>92757253
warowl is simply the best™
Talk is cheap, my darling.
When you're feeling right at home.
>>92757220
le mad nashitter xDDD
>>92757175
Don't say that ;_;
>>92757253
hahahahaha how bad are you that you don't know how good warowl is? you're probably running around and shooting while moving still
dude is fucking GE and a legend in terms of tutorials and teaching people how to be pro
>>92757220
>>92757253
>warowl
>missharvey
>moe
>shit
Are you a nova trying to come off as a bad ass?
permaban is harsh
1 year is enough
>tfw 1v12 in casual and literally shaking afterward
>literal babbies born in 97 can post on 4chan
>>92757220
this form of punishment isn't new, anon. scapegoat a few when a lot are guilty so you don't have to destroy something which in this case the whole e sports scene because this shit goes deep.
ibp just made the mistake in trusty shazham and an ex girlfriend. so yeah they probably deserved it for those two alone
>>92756086
epic story bro hahaha u think someone wud belief this?
>>92758721
i thought this was a joke like those "1999 was 30 years ago" things
but no, they actually can. fuck this shit.
>>92754217
If she lost 10 pounds I would slam relentlessly.
>>92759039
>pounds
waddap americuck
>>92757253
>a player's value is based on how many clutches they perform
Stop posting any time retard.
>>92759108
shut the fuck up yuropoor, or do you want us to free the shit out of you again?
>>92759039
does 10 pounds ever change anything in terms of looks?
>valve ban some irrelevant NA shitters
>happy and kioshima still allowed to run rampant on lan with their hacks
epic
>>92759406
keep posting someone might notice
at least OUR GUY mOE is AIIIGHT
>tfw fodder will never join the pro scene and fuck europe's shit
>>92759506
you did :)
m0E about to stream Faceit qualifiers
They have ringers as well meaning Dboorn/Steel not playing
>tfw a bootyblasted americuck replies to your post
reminder that the following players
fodder
warowl
harvey
moe
will ALWAYS be irrelevant
>>92759803
you forgot steel
>>92759803
you forgot north america :^)
>>92759803
>moe
>not Allah's chosen to rid CSGO of infedels
reminder that the csgo community is as shitty as they come
the worst twitch community of any game, and the so called pro community is filled to the brim with cheaters liars and thieves
reminder that the following regions
NA
SA
Asia
Africa
Australia
will ALWAYS be irrelevant
>>92759909
>>92760083
if NA is irrelevant than the rest of the scene is too since clg beat ldlc lmao get fucked yuropoors
>>92759803
Is warowl really a "player"? He's just a streamer as far as i'm concerned. Like trump in sc2.
torqued is so dead without igl steel
>>92759803
>harvey
>irrelevant
she playing next week nigga
>>92760131
>clinching onto one group stage bo1 victory as if it means anything
no wonder clapistanians actually think they won vietnam war, the denial runs deep
>>92760083
>tfw antarctica master race
i'm a player that has thrown a match on csgolounge for skins
any questions?
>>92760131
getting desperate?
>>92760254
So is NA
they have no IGL
>>92760304
>04▶
>>>92760083
>>tfw antarctica master race
>mfw Indian ocean master race
>>92760476
favorite knife?
>tfw your post bypasses some b0otyblasted ret4rd's wordfilter
>>92760476
I know who you are, and you're a shitter.
>>92760476
Hi m0e.
>>92760476
whats up taz?
>>92760476
Do you like shemales? if so who is your favorite shemale porn star?
>urethral insertions
>>92760476
steel please go
>m0e's team is named Survivors now
ayyyyy
>>92760531
i like m9 bayonets
>>92760626
ayy
>>92760503
dunno what to think. there's been no mention of further bans though so there's a potential that this may be it. i can guarantee you that games have been thrown by plenty of teams
>>92760476
hi pasha, your english is steadily improving
>>92760506
>seangares is the best IGL left in NA scene
>>92754071
I don't get it.
Someone explain
>>92761316
read the tweet
>>92761316
his girlfriend was in a girls only league
he sat at her computer and fucking wrecked the girls because he's a man
her team won
>>92761316
Smithzz was talking shit about somebody doing something stupid and m0e brought up the fact that smithzz pretended to be his gf in a tournament so he could play for her.
aka smithzz did something really dumb.
WinOut
x6tence
ducks
girlsG
Titan
y/n?
>>92758721
>>92758969
2005 was 10 years ago.
>>92761410
>>92761480
wow. women are dumb.
>>92761509
you think winout will win? im a little shaky on betting either team tonight, might just skip this one
>>92761562
>WCG is gone
>>92761410
>girls only
No, that's not true. They actually played against OG (x6tence today), and SmithZz jumped in on map 2, mirage, which was a 16-13 win for OG; after OG had stomped Epsilon.fe on the first map.
The REALLY ironic thing is the shit Gina (SmithZz's gf) said right before the match. Picture related, lmao.
>>92761562
>2005 was 10 years ago
>you will never be a kid again
>you will never live free of any responsibility ever again and hang out with your friends fucking around doing nothing
>you will never live a without a drudging social expectations ever again
>>92761959
Never heard of you.
>>92761959
pls bully snilah
>>92761562
>>92761747
>>92762054
why the fuck did we invent time and dates and stuff. if we never made time with sun dials and shit everything would stay the same and people wouldn't get older and other shit.
>that one steam friend from 2008 you used to play with all the time
>hasn't logged in for 3 years
>did he die or just move on and not end up a loser like you
>>92762130
>>92762134
>snilah
sounds like a repulsive wannabe trap that makes bhopping videos
>>92761959
>tfw never good enough to play with imcute
just end me already
pls
>>92761959
>these people are in the general
>you can't have them executed
>>92762367
don't worry
the guy with the "bong_villian69" has a keylogger on his computer
>csgolounge STILL won't load my inventory
>it's been over six hours
>>92762468
im not watching that just fyi
they're all the same
frags against silvers and they make montages out of them and add rap music
>>92762514
>mfw i was able to get a bet in on this esea game with bot like 10 minutes ago
>>92762617
thats what i saw in the imcute comments but it got deleted now
>>92762649
>a cis white male who thinks he's attractive
uh kill me
winout or flying v?
im not even goodi am bullyable
>>92762607
and nuke only
>>92762791
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
>>92762724
>mg level
as if mg is any good
i dont know if i should feel bad for you or just be disgusted
>>92762856
grats on ur cyrex
>>92762856
DON'T DO IT
>>92763006
nah
you're just a generic anime bhopping kid that thinks he's good
you can fuck off
>>92763007
i'm supreme thanks
>even if you aren't csgo is a pile of SHITE rofl
you knew i was going to be better than you so you posted this preemptively
haha maybe one day when you realize you have no talent you will start using cheats and pretend you're legit
reminder that if you watch anime you deserve the death sentence
>>92763259
i dont watch anime but can i be killed anyways
>>92763297
Yeah, bend over I'll kill you by anal sex
>>92763323
>if you actually think csgo is a good game
there you go again trying to give excuses as to why you aren't good at it ;'(
Is there a sub-$100 knife that actually looks good?
>>92763358
csgo is literal trash though
horrendous hit reg
retarded amounts of rng
garbage visibility
csgo is the antithesis of a good competitive game
>>92762856
i have a bad feeling
>>92763323
t. bootyrekt animesubhuman
>>92763397
gut knife rust coat
BEST M4A4 SKINS FROM BEST TO WORST
Desert Strike
Bullet Rain
Griffin
Urban DDPAT
Default
Desert Storm
Modern Hunter
Dragon King
Howl
Asiimov
Faded Zebra
Tornado
Jungle Tiger
Zirka
X-Ray
Radiation Hazard
>>92763445
you probably take this game more serious than i do (you edit videos, record demos, etc) and you're worse than me
i don't even feel the need to insult you because i know i'm better than you
>>92763397
Plain flip knife.
>>92763462
>not believing in the knife
>>92763495
Not bad.
>>92762856
guys should I post a new thread right now I want to do it before the jw or harvey fags
it's only 550 posts early
>>92763667
go for it who cares its all fucking meaningless fuck this world god fucking dammit
>>92763650
STOP RIGHT NOW
>>92762856
brb ordering some helium tanks
>>92763834
a winner is you
>>92763397
vanilla flip knife is the only one
>>92763446
don't forget the laughably bad movement system. the list of issues with this game is almost endless.
>>92763834
BAKAYARO
>>92763746
just remember you're literally trying to pretend you don't care while making and recording videos and uploading them to the internet, also you're still replying even though you "don't care"
it's okay i really am not trying to insult you but i hope you realize what you're trying to make excuses about
>>92762514
>finally works after i change my trade URL from the one that was working fine for months straight and was still working on dota2lounge
these fucking russians i swear to god
>>92763746
jesus this is pathetic
>>92763296
>>92763462
>>92763650
>>92763834
Did you pray to the god of case opening, moesef assadil?
it looks like you didn't
quick
you have 10 seconds to bet on either FlyingV or Winout
which do you choose
goodnight csgog
hopefully i dont wake up
could i get some good lucks please
>>92764018
flying v
always bet on teams with duck mascots
>>92764095
t. bootyblasted animesubhuman
>>92763834
YAMERO
>>92763971
> i'm better than you in real life and probably at the game as well, i bet you're lying about your rank and you're like SEM.
haha no
>10 of the same alias to hide the old ones
someone has mental problems :( are you trying to escape from previous friends or enemies?
>Can you stop making fun of peoples physical appearances
>Can you stop throwing matches
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH STEEL GETTING BTFO BY MOE
>steel joins TS
>josh can you stop throwing matches?
kek
>>92758736
this
it's bs that only ibp got screwed, but i'm sure a shit ton of pros have done sketchy shit, it would kill the esport and all the money valve is getting
i'm sure that's why it took so long until valve said anything, i'm sure there was a lot of internal debate. would have been a lot faster if they stuck out like a sore thumb
>>92764419
>>92764438
not about to add some mentally unstable anime
he will probably try to dox or ddos me
>>92764197
t. bootyrekt animesubhuman
r u cute
>>92764515
I'm not involved in your little anime catfight but u seem like a bitch and a liar
>>92763934
AYYY LMAO
>add new trade url to dota2lounge
>it stops working for csgolounge IMMEDIATELY
>make ANOTHER new one and add it to csgolounge
>csgolounge works again
>>92764197
>>92764419
>>92764438
>>92764586
>>92764616
>>92764635
report and move on, folks
>>92764635
>>92764438
lol why are you so angry mate?
are you ok?
>>92764158
>:(
>>92764590
>>92764616
for not wanting to add some anime from 4chan? haha
>>92764635
>i don't care!!!!!! LOOK HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE
>still replies
haha mate
>>92764759
>you will never have two separate csgogs, one for animes and one for bros
kill me
oh man :(
In which country were you when NA csgo was kill?
>>92764930
t. bootyblasted animesubhuman
I LOVE ANIMAY
>>92764930
>lmao who's angry? this kid is just upset thaat he's shit at the game and at life. should probably kill himself tbf. not like he's gonna get anywhere in life
haha wow dude
you've said lmao or rofl a lot of times now, I already told you I'm high rank I have nothing to be upset about, you're the one throwing a huge fit
>>92764847
why would i feel bad for a slimy jew
stop fighting!
>m0E has to FF
>2 subs at clutch con for Torqued
Poor m0E
>>92765090
since your IQ is low you're probably an emotion-driven sub-human, so whether you give a shit or not is basically yes or no
>>92765169
>won't back it up
>implying i care if some random anime silvers believe me
you need to understand i don't care if you don't believe me lol
holy shit this influx of avatarfags LOL what the fuck
Pope Urban II comes to you /csgog/.
He says "For according to the gospel you [those who post meaningful comments] are the salt of the earth...It is indeed necessary for you to correct with the salt of wisdom these foolish people [shitposters] which is so devoted to the pleasures of this world, lest the Lord, when He may wish to speak to them, find them putrefied by their sins unsalted and stinking... They have quoted and insulted many, and have destroyed the threads and devastated the general. If you permit them to continue thus for awhile with impurity, the faithful of God will be much more widely attacked by them. On this account I, or rather the Lord, beseech you as Christ's heralds to publish this everywhere and to persuade all people of whatever rank, foot-soldiers and knights, poor and rich, to carry aid promptly to those good posters and to destroy that vile race from the lands of our friends. I say this to those who are present, it meant also for those who are absent. Moreover, Christ commands it."
How do you respond? God wills it.Deus Vult.Deus Vult.Deus Vult.
>>92765148
are you the cute boys guy
fuck this moe stream is making me sad
Well, it's about time that this happened
>>92765260
>implying you think I don't know whats going to happen when I add you
you should try to be less of a skid
>>92764701
ur post is more reportable then half of those
>>92765330
literally who?
>animes
Winout or tflying?
>moe desperately to salvage his career on stream
>no one wants to be involved with him
feeling bad lads
>>92765412
good job trying to use what I said earlier against me
i'm enjoying the conversation so I'm replying, the difference is that I don't care if you believe me because I know I'm high ranked
>>92765475
fuckign EPIC
>>92765446
sorry i thought you were the boysarecute guy because he posted pinkie bangs a lot
>>92765540
winout
I want /v/ to leave
>>92765562
What? It's just TCK refusing to go to clutchcon.
they should rename silver 'smurf stack hell'
>>92765196
What happened?
>>92765742
FaceIt qualifiers, BO3 against SKDC. They lost 16-14 on Overpass and everyone left before Map 2 (Dust 2)
Also TCK doesn't want to go to Clutch Con anymore so the team is literally only Monte and m0E
>>92765614
do you miss him?
TCK is a bitch nigga for real
>i..its bad for my image
a literal snake
>>92765736
it's entertaining seeing you get so angry over nothing
>>92765765
>still thinking I'm silver
>>92765562
holy shit I just turned his stream on and its just fucking depressing
>>92765846
idk i never interacted with him
he seemed nice though
>TCK
>bad for my image
Literally what image?
>>92765256
mite get baptized then.
but.it wont happen anyway so what can you do
BEST AWP SKIN AND BEST SCOUT SKIN
GO GO GObtw can i join this little circlejerk we got goin itt? :3
>>92765968
>has probably said some sort of "lol" "lmao" "rofl" over 10 times
>he's only doing it to pretend he isn't angry
lol
>m0e on shahzam
lmao this guy has no shame
so fucking based
>>92766078
corticera/graphite
detour
will moe call a jihad on shazam?
>i think i would rape shazam
based moe
Reminder that Skadoodle has two VAN banned steam accounts and has been banned from BF2, COD, CS for hacking and was suspected of it in AVA. He even gave an interview during his AVA career where he admitted to hacking before in multiple games but of course he said he doesn't do it now.
>>92766086
you know I could just go google a global right and pretend to be that? you are so dumb that you think a screenshot proves anything
>>92766078
dragon lore/detour
and iono what happened this thread went full autist in like under an hour lol
moe's stream is depressing me the fuck out man
i just wanted the team to succeed
>>92766348
Me too, man, me too ..
He appears to be happy, but he's broken as fuck.
Friendly reminder that Richard Lewis has information on other matches being fixed and doesn't want to share that information
Friendly reminder that Richard Lewis purposely targeted ex-IBP
>>92766348
its seriously making me feel ashamed and depressed
I feel like I just did something wrong
>>92765945
Its okayI didn't realise he posted here that often
>>92766348
yeah
they were going up in the world
and now it all come crashing down
i'm sad as fuck
>>92766470
i haven't seem in awhile
i just took note of pink hair because i thought it was a cool anime girl
Valve will back down and reduce the punishment on steel and swag. Screencap this post
>>92766587
>girl
Have you realized your mistake yet?
SKADOODLE ON TORQUED FOR CLUTCHCON!
>>92766348
moe's life is falling apart live on stream
>should I ask summit
moe pls
>>92766694
UFCK I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY BOY OR GIRL BUT I INSTINCTIVELY SAID ANIME GIRL
MY LIFE IS RUINED
>>92766740
why would he want to play with m0e..he always shit talks him and tried to get him banned today
>>92766821
>he always shit talks him and tried to get him banned today
wat
>>92766821
Yeah, m0e is 100% serious all day every day and he is never sarcastic at all.
Either way, it's a nice chance to join a LAN.
where the fuck is our janitor
does moot have to be present for them to do anything?
>>92766785
are you okay?
>>92766446
He was pretty funny in Robin Hood: Men in tights
>>92766261
How old was he and did he hack in an official setting?
There are a number of pros who got caught/admitted to hacking in CS when they were younger. The thing is that they were in random PUGs and not in league matches. (n0thing is an example of this)
>>92767004
i think so
steel legit sounds like he's ready to die
>moe calling freakazoid
oooh please accept ryan
>>92767195
good
>>92767367
he's pretty depressed
its understandable, his whole life is over
>>92767498
ty anon
>>92767537
maybe if he kills himselfs the hikikomoris here will follow suit and stop posting
>>92766989
just threaten someone in this thread they'll show up.
>>92766348
moe just wanted to be a legit pro again
guess he learned the hard way of why not to trust jews, his parents probably warned him too
>>92766551
why are you still replying lol
>>92767687
oh cum on
steel and m0e will still be friends
why are you cross dresser always mentally ill or someshit, you niggas disgust me
>>92767125
IIRC in his teens and never in a official competitive setting. I don't think he played competitively on the top level until AVA where he was suspected of it many times but never got caught. Then he briefly delved back into COD and then CSGO, but imho he stopped hacking somewhere during his AVA career. We should let bygones be bygones anyway. He's still legitimately a good player.
moe just got summit to play for him hahahahahahahahahaha
>>92767845
dont bully pink hair pls he is nice!!!
>@summit1g yo im at the bottom of the barrel what do u say??
This man will never learn to be humble ..
>>92767854
> don't think he played competitively on the top level until AVA where he was suspected of it many times but never got caught
He did, my friend played against him. He wasn't very good.
so have mlg revoked their partnership or whatever with steel or torqued?
>>92767902
you are as disgusting as trans people, don't even know even wanna know if you guys are the same, you fucknig disgust me and i hope your entire lives are shit and nobody in society accepts you niggas
>>92768064
Seeing as m0E is streaming right now it doesn't look like it for m0E.
Steel is a different story.
Valve needs to crack down on their game being shitty dice rolling instead of actual skill.
There's really no excuse for the amount of rng in this shitheap.
it's a joke
cmon baby pull a shahzam take some fuckers down with you.
>>92767921
nah the animes are mad about being low ranked or something
>>92767902
also please kill your fucking useless self's, you peaces of fucking shit
>>92768232
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>92767871
not a fan of summit, but could be good for torqued, they need more fans
not sure how their personalities will clash though
they got skadoodle, moe, frozt, and summit now
who's last?
tck doesn't want to go without steel and monte has disappeared
>>92768319
m0e just said he will make some calls
he called freakazoid 15 minutes ago
>>92768232
he better bring down skadoodle and shazam with him
>>92768402
>skadoodle
HES ALL WE HAVE LEFT
DONT
DO IT
>>92768383
he said freakazoid hasn't been online in like 70 days
i doubt he is in the condition to play
who else is friends with moe that can go? shaffer? something tells me wigg and moe would get along, but that's more a fanfic than reality
>>92768484
the NA scene needs to be burned alive and reborn
>>92768490
>imblying freakazoid hasn't been training 16 hours every day on a smurf
pls let it be true
>>92759108
lal I said pounds because most people on this site are amellican fuccbois. I'm from Australia.Cunt
WHO WILL SAVE THE NA SCENE NOW?
WILL SKA DO IT?
WILL YOU DO IT?
will I?
>>92768708
hiko
>>92768708
>WILL YOU DO IT?
Is EG taking Gold Nova applications?
>>92768552
freakazoid avoided matchmaking like the plague
I don't see why he would have a smurf just to play ESEA/CEVO
>>92768808
No but your mom is taking cock xD
>moe trying not to cry
>>92768840
fuark, I meant to say alt, not smurf
>>92768708
>skadoodle
Even though he's not getting banned here I'd bet money that he does the same thing.
NA will NEVER EVER be relevant.
Lmao why did I bet on winout
How do I fix my gun being all white/dusty? It is only the p250 that does this.
>>92769159
verofy cache nigg
>>92767975
wtf
that means he is in a shit position
>>92769115
it's overpass, even 3-4 rounds on T side is occasionally good enough
>>92769205
fucking valve
FREAKAZOID has a shit computer, that's why you don't see him play that much
>>92769336
Really?
>>92769250
This. If they manage to get 5 rounds they did very well.
That said wtf I did an ICB bet on winout and my bet is gone (skins were sent using returns and they are gone too)
>>92769376
yes, confirmed by mOE multiple times on stream over the past year.
post "pros" with punchable faces
What were the odds on the iBUYPOWER vs. NetcodeGuides game? That they ended up throwing.
>>92769475
nbk is such a cutie :3
>>92769442
I thought it was because he got married and that he got a kid?
Oh well.
>>92769516
Something like 80-20
>>92769583
he plays rugby
I am pretty sure that is arya? The one with the kid
>>92769475
devilwalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAfMyt0P19k
my new single
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MOE'S STREAM I JSUT WOKE UP
>>92769693
kill yourself
>>92769701
on the phone trying to get a 5th for clutch con
>>92769746
make me
>>92769583
You're thinking of Arya
>>92769701
Valve busted >>92765353 for throwing a match (ESEA and CEVO for a year, Valve LAN's is permanent). m0E is scrambling to find a team for Clutch Con this weekend
WAROWL
HIKO
MOE
MISSHARVEY
THEORIGINALWEED
NEW NA TEAM LETS GO
>>92769771
*unzips dick*
M0e just said that steel isn't going to stream until he gets his mlg stream setup. Does that mean his partnership with mlg isn't being revoked?
>>92769660
>>92769786
Alright, thanks.
Man, Torqued with freak could've been quite good.
>>92769914
YES YES YES
https://www.change.org/p/valve-corporation-remove-ban-punishment-for-braxton-swag-pierce
>>92769618
That is it.
>>92769943
Seems like it.
Based consoleshitters.
GOODBYE SKINS
FUCK YOU WINOUT
rate my dragon lore guise
>>92770119
>betting on NA bo1 on overpass
lol
WINOUT THROWING FOR SKINS
BAN THESE FUCKERS FOR LIFE
UPVOTE FOR VISIBILITY
EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER
how do I improve my masterpiece
>>92770247
ahah
>>92770119
winout is literally shit
ducks threw last night but are bretty good at pugging usually
+JW and Porqued :-DDDDDDDDD
>>92769250
>>92769435
THEY'RE LOSING FUUUUUUUCK
oh well.
>>92769475
hes a hightest alpha
>>92770247
It's fairly obvious Ska was in on the throwing but Valve just has no concrete evidence of it.
>Dazed completely ded
Fucking based. Always hated that smarmy cunt.
Glad to see him gone.
>>92769914
>the strategy and tactics from warowl
>the aiming and clutch of hiko
>the awping of m0e
>the sexual tension of harvey causing the rest of the players to try even harder to impress her
>the good vibes to keep the team in the for come backs and LET'S FUCKING GO.
The dream.
>>92770247
no idea why shahzam was allowed to walk free.
he wasn't a whistle blower or anything.
he publically admitted to taking part and switching his bet.
everyone who was banned directly benefited from it, skadoodle was not banned because he did not directly benefit.
By the same logic, shaham and his cohorts should also be banned since they benefited and were a part of the fix.
>>92770361
could have been fine if they won the pistol round
thats just the problem with stacked maps like nuke overpass or cbbl, the 2 pistol rounds decide everything for the most part
>>92770475
we need to get reddit to ban shahzam
>>92770475
because shazman didn't play u fucken dolt
>>92770497
rip skines
the past 5 days have been so horrible for me
>>92770439
it would be the first team with two in game leaders, both warowl and moe would call the plays in unison. since they both only make correct strats, they would always agree and it wouldnt matter who calls it
>>92770591
he knew about the throw and didnt tell csgolounge or valve or whoever was running the tournament and benefited
>>92770636
I'm sorry anon
do you want me to post pics of my knife, it always cheers me up to look at it
>>92770591
skadoodle participated in the throw, but because he did not benefit directly from the match fixing, he was not banned.
the players were not banned for playing/throwing the game, but for benefiting from the match fixing.
by valve's logic, people like shaham should also be banned.
What are these zombie skins? I buried my skins but alas, they have come back to me!
>>92770705
because he was getting his salary from ncg
no one likes a snitch until after the fact
>>92758053
warowl and harvey are trash
m0e is top tier awper
>>92770920
look at this loser, bad as fuck at cs and thinks he knows better than the pros lol
>>92770790
post them bro
I just want a gf who can cook food for me from time to time ..
F U N S H I N E
>>92770439
>the strategy and tactics from warowl
knocked out first round
>>92770791
Shahzam only made a bet on ibp before getting tipped off by his employer about the throw
Did Shahzam choose to be tipped off?
FUUUUUUCK WINOUT LOST IT RIGHT THERE
>>92770791
>the players were not banned for playing/throwing the game, but for benefiting from the match fixing.
so i guess everyone who bet on ncg should be banned by that 'logic'
>>92771096
>m0e going for a pick on long
>"remember, stop, scope, flick, fire!"
>>92771121
he chose to bet on it
let's fucking gooooo ducks!!!!!!
>>92771163
and you can't retract bets
GODDAMM ANOTHER 50 BUCKS GONE ASJFBAUIBFAUBRU91B
>>92771163
retard, jesus
NA DREAM TEAM
DAZED
STEEL
SWAG
MOE
TCK (FUCK MONTE)
>>92771121
>>92771132
>whoosh
The point is that Shaham did made the bet with INSIDER KNOWLEDGE.
He did not whistle blow or discuss the throw until after he was able to fully benefit from the situation.
That is illegal if you did not know.
He is just as guilty of a felony as the other banned players and should not be an exception to the rule.
>>92771317
illegal under what law
no one regulates this shit in pretend sports
>>92771317
>this entire post
fucking ducks
losing 14 rounds straight to ams yesterday and now pulling this shit off
>>92771317
he didn't even whistleblow, his friend ratted him out
>>92771578
>>92771485
>>92771380
making a bet or trade with knowledge outside of the public domain is fraud in just about every country.
>tfw steel was trying to make an org
feels sad man
>>92771298
TCK is a LAN dodging bitch
>>92771697
ban VP then too
>>92771697
you can't retract bets already made you dumbass
>>92771713
Take a good look guys, this is CSGO.
>>92771780
if you make a bet and receive insider information that you act upon, then you have just committed fraud.
>>92771159
>yfw this is steels legacy
>>92771891
>blizzard cam
Does she live in florida or some shit? That's not a blizzard.
>>92771768
NA scene is expendable
EU is not
now sit back down
>>92771903
lets go ahead and ban the entire Polish scene since they all profited on this. Some of the players even played today on a CSGL match.
http://www.hltv.org/news/13437-alsen-caught-losing-on-purpose
>moe has better moral standing within the cs community than steel
>>92771891
why is she so cute bros?
>tfw torqued isn't allowed to be a team name anymore
>>92772048
I don't know, I just went in and asked when she was gunna start playing CS, then some mod banned me while the White Knights defended their princess.
>>92772314
This is why you only watch professional female pros
>>92771713
lmao who gives a shit
>>92772427
>female
>pros
>>92772134
since valve has become a governing body then that's what will happen if they choose to be consistent with what they've just done.
valve acting in this manner has set a dangerous precedent in the scene, that will probably result in many more bans.
ridiculous as it sounds, that's just the reality of the situation.
also, in addition to shaham and the polish scene, there is also LDLC's smithzz, which there is concrete evidence of him playing in another person's place in an official tournament.
by all accounts, smithzz should also be banned from all majors and leagues for destroying the integrity of the sport just like ex-ibp.
>>92772135
moe grew up somewhat
he's still a manchild like all cs players but he set his shit right
>>92772474
Do you want to lick the wound or tear it open again?
>>92772463
>masq
>missharveynot even memeing
>potter
>etc
>>92772474
>ince valve has become a governing body then that's what will happen if they choose to be consistent with what they've just done.
Good. Purge the scene.
>>92772630
>>92772710
fuck yea how'd you get it?
>>92772630
>>92772591
valve already chose to tear and rip the wound when they decided to act in the way they did.
if they do not act in a consistent manner to what they've already done then this 'justice' is just a hollow gesture and valve really doesn't care.
It's either purge the scene now or write some lovey dovey forgiveness blog for everyone else whose destroyed the integrity of the scene.
>>92772630
>missharvey
>>92772283
good shit
>>92772295
>Not wanting to be on a team named "The Screamin' Memers"
>>92772681
hey i can post epin reaction mayms without arguments too
>>92772474
>Implying Valve will purge the scene
>Implying they'll even respond to the points you've made
Why don't people understand that Valve doesn't give a rats fucking ass about the CS:GO community until Valve looks like shit in the public eye? As much as I want these things to happen they won't and it fucking sucks.
>>92772857
>esea open
lol
>>92772806
it's difficult to prosecute someone who 'benefitted' from a crime but did not actively participate. i mean, shahzam could say that he thought people were joking about the throw but did it anyways for the lulz, or that he was going to bet on ncg anyways even without knowledge of the throw.
>>92772857
you make me laugh, harveyposter. i'll give you that.
wait
if insiderbro posts here
and if we choose to bet on his info
does that mean we are getting banned too?
>>92772857
>>92772681
>>92772797
>>92772831
I bet you thought that was real funny when you pressed "submit", huh?
everyone light a candle in memory of our jew
[*]
why is this ok
why is steel even banned, hes a fucking jew he should get full pardon - in face he should be promoted or some shit
Another game ruined by OP awp.
>>92772778
I cashed out all my skins for it because I got a betting win streak and i know it was luck not any kind of skill
all default with a knife, feels good
>>92772978
yes anon
except insiderbro was just an epic trole
>>92773030
matchmaking is worse than dotas
>>92773030
Hah holy shit eat a dick
>>92772806
>>92772878
would valve have responded at all if an article about it hadn't been published on an actual news site?
>>92772970
>>92772878
there may not be enough proof for VP and shaham, but there is plenty of proof for smithzz.
valve must at least act on that.
>>92773035
the IDF is on the case right now
>>92773016
I'll light an oven for him
[ O ]
thanks ducks
>>92773084
Ducks gonna win tomorrow boys
get ready for throwJ
>>92773281
Thanks Steel.
>>92773137
either way the original goal was to spread the idea that this is just another hollow, uncaring gesture by valve and they will not consistently apply justice to the overall scene.
it's all a show and a publicity stunt that the majority of people will eat right up.
who the fuck are these ducks you guys keep talking about
>>92773341
posted that on hltv was locked within a minute lol
>>92773382
can't cuck the duck
>>92773130
>would valve have responded at all if an article about it hadn't been published on an actual news site?
I personally don't think so no. If that was the case then the Smithzzz and other throws would have garnered a response.
>>92773341
or maybe they're just making an example out of a few people who were the primary perpetrators in order to deter further crimes
>>92773382
Today FlyingV played, their mascot is a Duck
Tomorrow Ducks is playing, their mascot is a sunglasses duck
its confusing
the mlg chat box is so fucking awful.
it refuses to autoscroll with new messages, everytime I look at the chat it says "30 new messages!" instead of just autoscrolling them.
>>92773382
the flying v are also known as quacks aka the ducks aka our guys
>>92756857
>>92757175
And he's a whiny bitch. You can do better anon
>>92773478
this particular match being fixed is just ONE PROBLEM in the CSGO scene.
where is valve on smithzz account sharing and taking the place of another person in an official tournament?
where is valve on TaZ and co in his betting scandal?
where is valve in every other controversy and scandal in the scene?
they don't send a message when ex-ibp match fixing was just a small part of what's destroying the integrity of the scene.
Adam Friberg @fribergCS
@m0E_tv GOOD LUCK MOE!
>>92773509
woah my avatar is a sunglasses duck, post a link to the avatar they use
>>92773773
csgolounge.com
>>92773730
aye, m0e and the nip guys are good friends
>>92773858
my duck is better theirs is lame
>>92773030
because you queued for office expecting an easy win vs low ranks, but in reality you were the low ranks and they had an easy win
>>92774051
yeah the search range widens as the timer counts. I've been paired against mono silvers as a mg2 when I queued for rando reserve duty maps
you are the dancing queen
Either mOE got stuck in a contract with MLG or is getting pay more than twitch, or he is lying his ass off.
>>92774370
not everybody sits watching moe 24/7 what the fuck are you talking about
>>92774370
He wanted this to be a team thing, "Torqued on MLG"
>>92774370
torqued literally got partnered with mlg
and were really fucking going places with them as an org
hey guys my new team is Get Cucked and this is the Cuck Duck
>>92774538
the sad thing is that this could really be the actual steel
if you kill yourself, at least do it live on twitch
>Everyone was a dick to m0E after he got ESEA banned
>m0E is being empathetic to those banned
Why do people hate this guy again? He's LITERALLY our guy
>>92774728
only reddit still hates him
>>92774639
>steel streams his suicide on twitch
>the first 10 minutes are him sitting in his chair completely silent will a gun to his skull.
>he Just before he pulls the trigger he says one thing.Thanks for the skins m8s
Reminder that mouz beat Ducks 16-6 in September 2014
But Tabsen was on mouz back then, now HES on Ducks. allu has also left since then
On top of that, gob b is playing for mouz tomorrow
might want to throw a couple cents at ducks
I dont get why steel, azk, and swag were punished. It was obviously dazed and carys idea along with cud and dboorn. Also fuck dboorn, what a stupid beta faggot.
dignitas is now tsm?
>>92774945
Because they knew and got skins from it. That's literally the only reason.
>>92774945
because they got lots of skins from it
>>92774945
>insider training
>>92774948
old diggy roster is now tsm
>>92774862
they were truly the eziest of skins
>>92774945
That retard dboorn, he LITERALLY TEXTED HIS GF ABOUT IT (now ex, which is why she leaked it)
is kenny still the best awper
>>92774945
valve making a statement
>>92775129
good post
god damn it steel
>>92774945
>I don't understand why all those nazis were prosecuted, it was obviously hitlers idea
>>92775334
>cant even spell favorite
lmao
>>92775343
it's true though, not everyone knew what was happening at the top
all in dat over xistence tomorrow? and low on ducks and dat over titan?
>>92775406
>uneducated american trying to be funny
>>92775343
yea but the threw happened and the holocaust didnt
>>92775334
he's trying so hard to still be our guy :(
>>92775310
>is kenny still the best awper
Yes.
Somebody post the webms of the insanity tier flicks from earlier today. (I forgot to save them)
>>92775343
you were forzed to be a nazi
any relevant pros come here MATES?
>tfw no harvey gf to hold and cherish
just end it now
>>92775697
lol
>>92775642
haha lol
youtube is recommending me warowl videos.
how do I tell them I'm LEM and not silver 2?
>>92775697
all these cucks is me
why isn't torqued picking up desi
that guy is so fucking good
>>92775829
>he doesn't do the SSFF
>>92775850
Desi said that he doesn't want to go to Clutch Con anymore after his spot was taken away from him with the Ex-IBP fiasco
how do i convince my friend to stop using a ball mouse so he can finally get good?
>>92775850
+skadoodle
+desi
???
cant wait for dazed to bring down skadoodle and shahzam with him
>>92770439
made me kek
team america
hiko
desi
ska
n0thing?
???
>>92776146
fodder
>>92775850
he just said he doesn't want to play with em on stream
>what do you think of torqued, would you play with them?
probably not, they're not very good
>>92776146
warowl
what does /csgog/ think of launders?
>>92776146
theoriginalweed
>>92776232
lol desi is trash tho
>>92776404
I got queued with him once.
He kept using the deagle and rekt me and my two other mates.
>>92776404
full of himself
only people that like him are the anime kids that bunny hop and can't do anything else
good players know there are better players to look up to
>>92776404
ʰᵉˢ a CUCK
>>92776341
>>92776449
ebon
>>92776232
desi sucks and his ego is huge
cancer
warowl
fodder
moe
missharvey
theoriginalweed
the dream team
>>92776814
What should we name this team
>>92776856
the meme team
>>92776856
the cool guys
Best sound settings for csgo?
Is this the real reason Steel was banned?
man this general is ded
>>92783968
the deadest
why do you fucking autists have two fucking threads when this one isnt near post limit
Also clutch con torqued lineup is sick
Moe,frozt, ska, desi and monte
>>92785758
wondering the same myself
lineup is going to suck IMO
>>92785758
lineup is really bad but it should be fun to watch
in general NA is really bad but fun to watch
just saw the news.. damn.
so, murica is die?
>>92785978
it's been dead for a while now
valve decided to end it as a mercy killing and make it serve as a lesson for the entire csgo community that they shouldn't throw matches anymore
>>92785978
what news
>>92786706
that murica is ded
>>92786706
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/01/11261/
(also esea bans...)
"Professional players, their managers, and teams’ organization staff, should under no circumstances gamble on CS:GO matches, associate with high volume CS:GO gamblers, or deliver information to others that might influence their CS:GO bets. "
but this is right
why are so many people bootyblasted
42 wins with 50 hours played and im Gold Nova 2. NOT a smurf.
Unless my team is absolutely atrocious I can guarantee a win. Not your typical p90 faggot.
Am I doing good or terribad? How much till I find a brick wall? Or better question when will start seeing people who use actual boosts and coordinate in a proper manner using timed flashes and proper cover?
>>92787571
>Not your typical p90 faggot
ok ;)youre shit lmao