The dream is dead
AGDQ 2015 (Jan 4-10) schedule:
Schedule : srg.speedrun.tv
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
>nothing but spam in the srg chat
fucking demod those shitters
sweetjesus sweetjesus M O D B E N _ C N megusta megusta
HomelessAnime is love
how to not be a failure at life:
>open chat userlist
>mod every familiar name
M1-Account and Geurge
it's not that hard
quit speedrunning and go get a real job and a real house Anime
Man, at times like this during the SRG shitstream, I just have to sit back and watch iateyourpie, good commentary, great chat, nice stream, you should all go follow pie and wait for him to broadcast today
>thats the feel no anime can replace
This is a no bully zone. I'm gonna have to ask you to keep your hateful words to yourself. For more information, please visit https://twitter.com/antibullyranger
I think Shia Labeouf is a good mascot for this thread.
1) Autistically dedicated to his craft: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2793420/shia-labeouf-says-one-teeth-pulled-role-opposite-brad-pitt-upcoming-war-drama-fury.html
2) Can't handle the banter: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2557308/Shia-LaBeouf-brings-paper-bag-silent-tearful-performance-art-Los-Angeles.html
3) Irritable: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2787583/Shia-LaBeouf-confesses-Ellen-Hannibal-mask-spitting-cop-disorderly-conduct-arrest.html
4) Generator of memes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSO0lCO3TIg
5) Despite being disliked by the public, capable of raising money and wooing celebrities: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=fury2014.htm http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/brad-pitt-praises-fury-costar-shia-labeouf-as-one-of-the-best-actors-he-has-ever-seen-9765193.html
>being such a friendless NEET that you've never used CPU as an abbreviation for computer
Ever wonder why they call computer players CPUs in video games? Or do you sperg out about that as well?
Hexade is a harmless shitter that everyone can just ignore. Yashi keeps trying to bully people who are objectively better than him just so he can have a fraction of relevancy. Hexade acts like a whiny memey 12 year old, yashi acts like an edgy shoot-up-the-school 12 year old.
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>I -was not- expecting a huge outcry of support.
sure you weren't
NEGA was a great meme and still is, just on the strength of the butthurt generated by it.
The NEGA montage "interruption" was the best moment of srg4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxJqco6YUDA
DsS wasn't the first one to. I have, Lee did it before and werster time and time again. The thing about it is, he never seems to take the advice and just acts like it never happened the next day having his biggest fans consoling him. He needs to quit being around so many yes men like Carl Sagan who will never be 100% with him and get a reality check. This is just a cycle that's been going on for about 2 years now. I'll see him change when he actually does it.
>Used to respect him when I was getting into Bomberman Hero
>Thought his run was god tier
>He let his WR sit for months
>Didn't care when Kirkq snatched it
>Didn't bother to practice even after bhero got accepted into SGDQ
>Quickly gets eclipsed by me and Kirkq who pass the record around
>Got pissy every time I remind him to practice
>Acted like a dick/meme lord to me at SGDQ
to be fair I wasn't at my best at SGDQ at acted like a spaz a lot of the time
>Puts his smelly pickle next to my face while I was asleep because it was an epic joke
>Me and Kirkq keep up good commentary during the race, Yashi just gets mad cuz bad and all attempts to banter with him or bounce commentary off him just make him angrier
>Me and Kirkq finish close, Yashi trails behind by around a minute
Yashi, I'm fine if you don't want to put the effort into running because school. Your main game is TWW which isn't realistic to run while in college, but don't constantly try to stay relevant by acting like an ebin meme master instead of going fast and acting caustic when others try to be nice to you.
>Trihex, an underperforming speedrunner with a large chat, posts a long pastebin about his self-created issues to shield himself from negative attention, pulls the depression and stream anxiety cards
Legions of stream monsters come out defending him and basically giving him confirmation to continue creating anxiety for himself and slip further away from ever seriously going back to YI
>GoronGuy, an underperforming speedrunner wuth a large chat, posts a long pastebin justifying why he faked a run, pulls the depression card
Fellow speedrunners calling him an idiot/cheater/fraud and stream monsters hoping he gets better soon
>pvtcb, a speedrunner with a small chat who sets realistic goals for himself, posts a short pastebin explaining his severe mental and physical health issues and why he's retiring from speedrunning, doesn't mention depression, and thanks his speedfriends for being there for him
People post wishes for him to get well soon and say that they're going to miss him
Which one of these things is not like the other, /srg/?
Agreed on all fronts. Don't know how anyone can feel bad for GoronGuy, considering he's an absolute cunt. I remember when he posted a picture of Bananas' prom picture, literally /b/-tier faggotry
AGDQ 2012, SGDQ 2012, AGDQ 2013, SGDQ 2013, AGDQ 2014, SGDQ 2014, that one time he spent months practicing ILs and broke down crying live on stream because his first full run wasn't WR
>tfw my OC is still being posted
i remember jacking it and when i heard that had to stop and laugh. for deeper knowledge the guy who said that was behind the cameras or off to the side and it came out of nowhere.
Reminder that 5RG has been hands down the most fun and entertaining marathon all year. No other marathon has even remotely came close to being as great as 5RG. This marathon literally blew both GDQs, ESA, and all the online marathons out of the water. If you are not enjoying this marathon then you seriously have problems. Great job 5RG crew.
If you did not laugh or even crack a smile when the marathon got banned you need to loosen up
no you are just being epic. i am going to hang out with yashi at agdq. his only mistake is being a massive shittalker but with nothing to back it up with. just like how srg shits on trihex but does not speedrun well themselves.
It has been entertaining, but unfortunately not because of the speedruns, because most of them have been ruined by over the top, unfunny shit all over the stream and shit being covered. While the memes can be enjoyable, deep down I do prefer just watching speedruns with marathon commentary, which a lot of this marathon hasn't been due to shitty meme restreamers.
You're only shitposting Yashi because he's better than you faggots. For example,
1. Yashi is going to college unlike you NEET wastes of space
2. Yashi has an active sex life. He doesn't brag about his conquests on Twitter because he doesn't want to make the virgins here feel bad.
3. Yashi doesn't need to speedgame to stay relevant here. You're all slurping his nuts and he hasn't seriously speedran in half a year.
Face it, Yashi is just better than you.
>most fun and entertaining
yes i prefer this even if the runs are'nt super serious its better than watching the same old shitters playing zelda and mario and whatever else you can go and watch 24/7
EG's run was one of the most fun runs if the marathon
>2. Yashi has an active sex life. He doesn't brag about his conquests
After Yashi fucked Ashley he was going around AGDQ telling anyone who would listen
I'm not making that up, ask Trihex
I remember when /srg/ had people pretending to be actually relevant people like zfg and siglemic instead of literal whos like yashi and dansalvato...man, this thread doesn't even pretend to be relevant any more..,
there were legitimately only a few runs that were boring as shit. the rest were really entertaining. few world records mixed in as well. this is by far the marathon of the year.
Guys, it's getting really close to the end of the marathon. We still need to raise about $660 until we reach the goal of $2000 where a HUGE announcement will take place. You can still donate even though the twitch page was banned. Also as a bonus if $3,000 gets raised there will be a SECOND MHC block where Sylux98 will run Sonic R, Darkspinedsonic will run Sonic BOOM, ShadowJacky will play Bubsy, and Trihex will do a run of Super Mario World 2+2 Yoshi's Island.
There is still time! Keep up the good work and have fun.
I didn't even watch the video and already know it's outright terrible from the comments
>1:21 i was like LOL VERY EPICNESSSZZZZZZ
>any chance to use the Sanic theme, I jump on it! :D
Look it's one of those faggots that only likes unpopular touhous because he's a hipster.
Give his waifu some horns