Welcome to /mk8g/ - Cold Winter Nights and better OP edition (it was sloppy).
Discuss Mario Kart & Mario Spin-off Games!
>Game Codes
This is the main lobby:
--Mario Kart 8 ALL tracks: 2304-9554-2820 (lobby name is /v/eekend 2.0)
These aren't active, but try asking in thread if you want to get a room going:
--MK8 Mirror Frantic: 7376-5741-0801
--MK8 Teams: 4813-4033-4370
--MK8 Battle: 5141-9112-8554
Other games:
--Mario Kart 7 (ask in thread) : 07-0695-1617-1935
--Mario Golf: World Tour (turns): 58-1023-1832-5422
>How do I play with you guys!?!
--First time racers:
Go to "online - one player", go to "tournaments", go to "search by code", enter in our main lobby code "2304-9554-2820", hit "join". If you keep getting put in empty lobbies, the current one is full. Just keep hitting "join" periodically and eventually someone will leave and you'll get in.
--Returning racers:
Go to "friends" from the online menu and view the "recent players" list to find and join someone who is currently racing. You can't join somebody in a new lobby if you haven't first searched for the lobby code.
>Wow this thread is ded
Because we're just too undermanned to play kart 24/7, there will be dead hours. People still play daily, but you may need to check on the thread frequently - usually afternoons and early evenings (EST) are your best chances. Be aware of timezones.
>Further FAQs (Tips, Esoterics, General Side stuff) and other junk:
http://pastebin.com/iqWr5ejC
>News
http://mariokart8.nintendo.com/dlc/#paiddlc
The first DLC is out. It's worth it. The second DLC is out May 2015.
http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/FgqKyqqYqgF2zNVct7wzwAVuaXjPWhnD
Captain Toad Treasure Tracker, a spinoff, is out now in JPN, NA, and UK. GET IT!
>Today's protip
If you find yourself behind in the pack, consider learning to firehop!
Who the fuck keeps making these threads?
>>89697236
Peach-nyan
>>89697904
Niploli
>>89697236
>Captain Toad Treasure Tracker, a spinoff, is out now in JPN, NA, and UK. GET IT!
it isnt out in the UK or rest of europe yet m8
>>89704123
It's out in the UK, just not the rest of Euro
>>89704152
its not out in the UK aside from 1 shit store which released it early and overpriced
>>89704389
http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2014/12/captain-toads-uk-release-date-brought-forwards.html
Check yourself.
>>89704458
http://www.vg247.com/2014/12/18/captain-toad-treasure-tracker-uk-release-date/
http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/19/captain-toad-treasure-tracker-release-date-is-now-monday-in-uk-4993273/
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-12-19-captain-toad-treasure-tracker-goes-on-sale-two-weeks-before-official-release-date
So why the hell can't you do 40 random courses in vs races when you have the DLC? Seems like they completely overlooked that
>>89697236
>mentioning firehopping in the protip
>mentioning treasure tracker in the news
so fucking obvious this is nip loli's handiwork
ded
>>89710906
But treasure tracker is a spin off. stay mad.
OP, you better man up here.
I love mario kart
>>89723476
HAHAHA FAGGOT
>>89723924
???
d
e
a
d
t
24 posts in, and not a single one of them are playing video games.
penis
pls be alive
i know some of you fags aren't busy with uni now
WHEN ARE WE PLAYING SOME MOTHERFUCKING MARIO KART 8
>>89731205
You've killed it. Nice going mk8g, this is what it's come to. You've buried and killed it.
The threads are dead and judging by how shit the /v/eekends have been, you've killed the game entirely. What the fuck.
>>89697236
>Captain Toad Treasure Tracker
We're getting less mario kart day by day
>>89731873
But treasure tracker is a spin off. stay mad.
>>89733168
sure, nips
>>89731836
Merry Christmas!
I want to tickle Ryans nipples
now that /mk8g/ is ded...what was your favorite memory here? who were your favorite racers?
>>89733821
I liked all the of the people considered "active 7"
>>89733923
even the circlejerker and avatarfag aka panchito?
>>89733994
He was annoying as fuck but I liked the other 6
Is anyone karting or does anyone want to kart?
>>89733821
I liked when the DLC colors came out for yoshi and shy guy and we had full yoshi lobbies and such.
>>89733923
>>89734072
Wait, who?
>>89734246
how can you not know unless this is your first time here in 4 months?
>>89734072
You even liked Ryan?
>>89734356
Yea
>>89733821
still salty about the anon who never delivered my draw request from july
favorite memory was the 7 farewell week when everybody was getting hyped for 8.
>>89734356
what's up with people hating on ryan? he was one of the good people who just ignored the shitposting and raced a ton. He doesn't circlejerk and didn't join the stupid skype group either. And he's probably one of the best guys here who still races since guys like adam stopped playing.
>>89733821
My favorite memory was posting miiverse conversations on here and watching the shitstorms
>>89734662
the only guy who did that was ...sanjo?
>>89734662
Hi Sanjo
>>89734546
He's a homosexual beta tryhard who avatarfags as DK
The active 7 were all cancer and I hope we never see them again
>>89735034
that's way over exaggerated.
skype:?chat&blob=-kZAEx92iwh77ynozq3M5tF85xdcsH8zWrfAfW938yHY-jkwuNC7pTMtTRsyjYNIrgMLwUkF5uj4
>>89735110
Ryan, TWK, Alice and Meteoris still actively play
>>89734662
Should I post the screenshot from you whining on /ssbg/ after you picked kept picking Lylat after people bitched about your lag during the tournament? You really are a depressing faggot.
>>89734546
Hi
>>89735338
>responding to an obvious troll attempt
nice.
>>89735523
someone must have the original image of this.
>>89735396
Don't forget him telling Key to fuck off after he said good games.
Sanjo is the only friend request from /MKG/ that I turned down, this is why.
>>89735593
Isnt it the image of her confirming she is 15 years old?
>>89735649
god the people in /ssbg/ are all idiots. It still pisses me off how many fanboy ball lickers panchito has over there.
>>89735181
Because it's a troll post, anon. It's bullshit (mostly)
>>89735867
still my all time favorite copy pasta here.
>Taro
So this is kinda late, but uh, whatever.
This was taken back at NiCon in Hannover. Met up with two cool dudes I met on the chans, one of which was doing the best Tewi cosplay ever.
I’m the Nostalgia Critic knock-off at the bottom left, because I am cheap and never quite had the balls and/or time to make a 2hu cosplay yet.
Fuck getting a haircut for that costume, by the way. I like my hair long.
>>89735523
Does anyone have the other ones?
>>89736023
I gotta say this is one of the worst copy pastas here.
>>89736059
Hello everyone, Penta, Steven, and Chris here. This is an update letter regarding the situation here.
I am deeply sorry that we haven't been able to keep up with the large amount of applications that we've received from those of you who are interested in joining our Skype group.
We are steadily getting through them all now and are going to continue to slowly funnel people into our Skype group and private chats while avoiding the cancer.
Please don't message us asking for a progress update on your application as we are working through them at a rate that ensures we accept only those who deserve to be part of our new community.
Remember that your application will be accepted or denied based on your total playtime, in-game skill, quality of your posts in these threads and the application itself.
Continue sending them to the usual place please.
If your application is accepted, remember that at any time we feel you do not continuously meet our rigorous standards, you may get vote kicked out.
Lurkers need not apply. We don't want spies in our new cancer-free community.
Thank you all for your patience and understanding while we work hard to fight through these cancerous times.
- Penta, Steven, and Chris (Supreme Council Leaders)
Penta (NID: PentaSalia)
Chris (NID: Just-Chris9786)
Steven (NID: AznGamer405)
Anyone want to kart?
>>89736269
Fuck off Penta.
>>89735426
>luigi
>not donkey kong
0/10
>>89736269
Sure, I'll be on in 10 minutes
Reminder that Plein, Johnny and kitty sent the threads into a spiral of drama, regular-hating and shitposting.
All because they wanted to be cancer ironically.
>>89736163
Why did people start assuming Ryan was gay?
>>89736269
In /v/eekend 2.0 lobby now
8 | With all the stuff happening on
c | 4chan I created a board called
h | /mk/ on (read vertical on the left side)
a | (you can make custom boards there)
n |
. | If 4chan starts censoring vg (and
c | especially mk8g in that case) I
o | want you to know that I reserved
/ | some space at a site which might
m | prove to be an alternative and
k | development to these generals.
link is (read vertical on the left side).
>>89736269
>>89736385
>>89736538
TIME FOR MARIO KART
You guys could at least update your shitposting material.Getting on kart
Reminder that there are a group of regular players (Adam, Phil, TWK, Alice, Panchito, Ryan, Meteoris) who are known as the Active 7 or Council of Regulars, who have a private skype group where they share lagswitch techniques and other glitch and bug exploits so they can cheat to win in Mario Kart 8. Block, report and blacklist them all.
NIDs Isaidhello, freakzene, HadronMkII, RainbowInkling, PanCat, animew33dlord, Meteoris
Ryan I have something important to talk to you about, but my Wii U gamepad is broken so I can't send messages over Miiverse. Is there a better place to bring it up? I can say it in thread but I think we'd both prefer not to do that if we can avoid it. I don't want to create any unnecessary drama by saying who I am, but I'm on your friends list.
>>89736718
>implying all these copy pastas are not just coming from one no life shitposter (who apparently is so fucking pathetic that he browses these threads 24/7 even when they're ded) aka TheArtrix
>someone gets a horn on Sweet Sweet Canyon
>stops right after the first blue launch bit
>blasts everyone in 2nd-4th place
Hello everyone. Meteoris, Alice and Panchito here. As you may well know in the past 2 weeks we have lost 4 members of the active 7 and it saddens me to say that those 4 will no longer be leaders of the council.
The council went through some serious problems after Ryan left, who was then followed by Phil, Adam and TWK this week.
After these unfortunate events the council responsibilities have been past down to us 3, who are the only remaining members of the active 7.
I am deeply sorry to say that all of the applications sent in the past 2 weeks will have to be sent again to one of us now, and not Phil or Adam.
We will work through them all as fast as possible and continue to funnel people into our skype group and private forums while avoiding the cancer.
Please don't message us asking for a progress update on your application as we will be working through them at a rate that ensures we accept only those who deserve to be part of our new community.
Remember that your application will be accepted or denied based on your total playtime, in-game skill, quality of your posts in these threads and the application itself.
(Taro, Niploli and all avatarfags need not apply. We don't want your kind in our new cancer-free community.)
We want to thank Ryan, Phil, Adam and TWK for their contributions to our council.
Their leadership will be missed, but we ensure you that we will continue to bring you the best MK8 community that exists.
Please give a warm welcome to Penta, Chris, Dan and Harry who are here to help sort through applications and moderate the forums and skype chat.
While not members of the Active 7, these 4 have been promoted to full council members and will now be enforcing all of the council rules.
Together we can keep the filthy noname scum out of our lobbies, and cleanse this general.
Thank you all for your patience and understanding while we work hard to fight through these cancerous times.
- Meteoris, Alice and Panchito (Leaders of the Council)
>>89736921
You can still send messages without the gamepad, just not handwritten ones.
>>89733821
I have tons.
-The initial TL postings that Nikki and Blank did where everyone got BTFO.
-The last week of MK7, Oni made a video of it.
-The first week of MK8.
-Yoshi/Shyguy BMW Colors.
-The entirety of the time from post-IRC and MK8 release, all of it. The was the golden era.
>>89736269
>>89736385
>>89736538
>>89737027
you guys better be thankful to have the opportunity to kart - I've been bumping this thread from the brink of death the whole afternoon, but now I don't have time to play anymore.
>>89736921
Sure, save it for when I'm done karting though
Hey, actually Phil here. I'm sick and tired of what these threads have become. Me, Adam and Panchito have decided to leave for the time being. It's been a good run and we've had some great laughs but neither of us want to be a part of what this general represents now.
>People legit replying to copy pasta
>>89737171
>>89737105
Holy fuck are you retarded Ryan? Even I recognize this copy pasta. I believe you seen it before too in the past. It's just TheArtrix posting b8 attempts.
>Penta crying in skype call right now about being depressed
FUKIN LOL
>mexican candy in worldwide
i-i hope he acceptsmy friend request
Ryan is a tryhard niggerlover
>>89737313
You think I don't know that m8
I'm just bored
Ryan here anyone want gay sex chat?
>>89737493
Ryan who are your favorite people here :3
>>89737043
You guys are going to review applications even though Christmas and New Years' is coming?
Thanks Penta :^)
>>89737628
Nono Niploli and the other Active 7. Pentasalia is my best m8
>this thread
>leave for a month or so
>this place is still shit
This is what I get for having faith in you guys.
>>89737716
Fucking lol
>>89737690
The council mans work is never done
>>89737837
As well as Alice and Panchito.
I love Ryans ass
>>89737970
>being a jealousfag
7/12 /v/eekend 2.0
>>89738090
What? I'm talking about that they shitpost in the threads too and should be added in the list. Panchito more so.
/mk8g/ OFFICIAL HUSBANDO TIER RANKING AMENDED
BEST TIER
none of you faggots
HIGH TIER
TWK Adam Dr. Ivo Weegee
GOOD TIER
Panchito Javi Sebastian candy LaN KilcKlac
MID TIER
Chris Phil Meteoris Tom Tim
Penta Wally Sandoval Willow
SHIT TIER
Dog Dan Ryan Thurler TheArtrix Taro Maebbie
DED TIER
Ryza Jr. Haes Plein Kervin matt WAAAA Sanjo MASTERLINKX Larry Mark Dane
>>89738092
Is my waifu racing?
>>89737716
>befriending a wobbuffett
absolutely disgusting
>>89737834
is that youDane?I was just about to delete you off my friend list.
>>89738092
You're lying to me.
>>89738148
that pic proves nothing. anyone can pretend namefag.
>>89738148
>having this much of a hateboner for someone
Seek help, anon
7/12
>>89738214
>dane will never come back
I miss him
>>89738214No._
>>89738437
>actually missing a gigantic douchebag and self-admitted tryhard
You're pathetic.
>>89738090
Go to bed Alice
>>89738601
>implyingKill yourself
>>89738950
Calm down anon.
>>89739006
Ok m8
>try and take shortcut
>face first into wall and straight down into water like a sack of shit
>twice
>>89738481
I miss a lot of people.
7/12
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>89739206
Message them on miiverse anon. You could spark a really beautiful friendship between yourself and another regular.
>>89739227
They wouldn't be tired of it if they weren't playing it 24 fucking 7 like they autists they were. Now they're beyond burned out.
>>89739340
Alice pls
Ok, all the typical shitters have been exposed, but I don't think we nailed all of them yet.
If I called your name, you must respond to this post or I will consider you a secret shitter.
adam
javi
sebastian
ryan
kitty
TWK
Dr. Ivo
steven
Tim
dog
candy
Barkley
LaN
phil
ran da muu
flippyelf
larry
mark
plein
weegee
Christine
johnny
willow
KlicKlac
meteoris
Pwoh
Dane
>>89739521
repsonding
>>89739779
Council of regulars
>>89739521
Penis
>Steven holding onto his red shells instead of taking Penta out
For what purpose
>>89739779
the answer is clear - by far the greatest meme is the skype council. This is due to the fact that shitters were posting copy pasta about the "active 7" and "council of regulars" for months, talking about how they hold secret meetings for regulars only, and you need to be verified to join and can get kicked out. THEN the Skype group came along and low and behold they were doing all the stuff the shitters were making up. freaking hilarious.
>>89740045
Both council skype mods
TWK no
>>89739521
red robin standing by
8/12 HO-LEE SHIT
>>89740661
4 of the active 7 playing
>>89740045
Strategy. Penta was way to far.
>>89740989
Now that's strategy
7/12 All tracks
7/12
>18 posters
come on, shitters
is it still alive
>>89743080
this is old as fuck, make a new one at least
>>89743051
4/12
5/12
>>89743406
you want the log of the last week or so? its boring though, they are comfortable with circlejerking now. pic is showing what is wrong already.
>dat greenshell backfire
>>89744190
Yes, post it
>>89744190
yes please
MY OWN ITEMS ARE MY WORST ENEMIES
>>89744279
>>89744291
>I think the skype is cancer, so I better spend my time reading their log
>>89744672
I want to have a laugh.
>>89745091
then join the skype you lazy fuck. do you need everything spoonfed to you orare you still assmad Penta b& you?
>>89744279
>>89744291
>>89744594
Nyot as imyage, but I pasted the raw log into 2 parts on pastebin.
part 1: http://pastebin.com/JPGAakCr
part 2: http://pastebin.com/eq8fU0rZ
>>89744190
I hope you make anyother skypegroup pic, if you are the onye who made it nya~
>>89745995
Holy fuck
Come and join the fun skype:?chat&blob=Ni32lBjRbzIumpPig8HJSBRlHkWHjDSReUuTMHAllfqtlwxr6ZX3jezE10VaZH4fBIQHH7E8XkD7
>>89745995
>lenoseysmiley
[04:19:38] PentaSalad: >maebbie
[04:19:47] PentaSalad: literally posted the entire log up until now
[04:19:48] Weegee: Ugh I'll get on golf
[04:19:54] Tom: Oh shit I don't have dlc, can't play :(
[04:19:58] Weegee: Where?
[04:20:00] PentaSalad: (rofl)
[04:20:02] PentaSalad: thread
[04:20:48] Weegee: I was asking the thread link numbnut
Would post pics, but that would give myou guys a hint who I am, nyahaha
come on...fun...
skype:?chat&blob=Ni32lBjRbzIumpPig8HJSBRlHkWHjDSReUuTMHAllfqtlwxr6ZX3jezE10VaZH4fBIQHH7E8XkD7
>>89746346
Jesus christ is the skype group still overwatching the threads? I'm 99.9% sure all the shitposting copy pasta in this thread is from one of the skype faggots
>>89746346
Alice?
>>89746346
recent titles include:
">meme arrows"
">MTMeme Team"
Join nyow for daily entertainyment nya~
>You will never be a cancerous Skypefag
Feels great
>>89746638
I'm very surprised and disappointed at some of the people in the skype group that I didn't expect to be cancerous faggots.
>>89746758
Going by what some people say it seems like some use the skype as an escape from how shit the threads are
I still don't get what makes skype cancerous. Seems to be only maebbie and some other guy that bring it up that are solely there just to lurk. Is there something I don't know.
>>89745995
It seemed obvious, but the skype logs have now confirmed it: People are still active and playing on the weekdays, but most of them have moved to the skype. thanks a fucking lot for killing /mk8g/, penta, you dick. Our community will never ever grow anymore since new friends aren't going to just hop on to skype. Now I'm a little pissed off by this fact.
3 straight weeks now you fags make a thread after the /v/eekend ends
will be the 3rd straight week it dies two days into the week
>>89747149
They moved to the skype because the /vg/ threads are pure cancer and not worth having, yet some faggot always makes one.
>>89747149
literally irc 2.0 with moderation, just like reddit.
>search for my name in the logs
>shows up
fuck off skype
>>89747149
Neither of the logs have people playing MK8. Just a few mentions of MK8.
>>89747283
its always funny when skypers try to pass the blame to others
skypers ARE the reason these threads are cancer
>>89747354
golf shows up though, while I haven't seen much golf stuff in the threads.
>>89747354
you're way off. There are mentions almost daily of kart and golf. Just look for the reactions posts of people who are racing. There are reactions from skype people karting even today!
>>89747507
Because Skype members are the only fags who play golf. They shoehorned it into our MK threads 35 generals in.
>>89747483
>being this blind
>penta getting mad in skype
[23.12.2014 04:38:32] PentaSalad: right im banning anyone who doesnt confirm who the fuck they are right now
>>89747918
>i-it's not a circlejerk we promise!
>bans people he doesn't approve of
>>89747949
>no theartrix on that list
>>89747949
Ryza Jr is a swell guy. He actually played the game.
>>89748029
oh, that's right, TheArtrix too.
>>89747949
>>89748029
>>89748129
>no Alice either
Every person with their mii as their real life name is cancer
>>89748247
Nobody who uses a female mii is cancer then
God. the whole lot of them in the skype clan are faggots. Some of them I thought were okay, but the fact that they are blatantly fraternizing with confirmed shitposters like penta, thurler, dan, and chris destroys any respect I had for them. I can not fucking believe this. It gets worse the more I read the logs.
>>89747918
he didn't write that, he stopped banning after he removed like 5 people from the group once and I was still in it with another account. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a moderation.
But some other people left and rejoined over rthe past few weeks. search the logs for "has left" and "has joined". I am sure there were some kicks as well.
>>89739521
>tfw not on the list. nyoo-.,
>>89748460
I can understand a few certain people joining the skype to "escape the threads" as has been said, but holy fuck I agree with you about the rest
>>89748628
>escape the threads
>they are CONSTANTLY talking about the threads in the skype
lol
>skype group in absolute chaos right now with penta mass banning and removing people
Pissing myself laughing
>>89748803
>tfw on that list nyaa~'´
>>89748910
>they
>>89748803
>All this cancer
Removing all skypefags from my friendlist now
Here's one more confirmed reason why penta is a piece of shit scumbag:
I remember when penta first came here people would complain about him and wally teamfagging. Penta would keep responding that he doesn't know wally, and that wally keeps teamfagging without his approval, and there's nothing he can do. Now it's 100% fucking clear that penta straight out lied and is encouraging his "good chum" and IRL fag buddy wally to act as shitty as possible here and be a cancer. My fucking god what a douchebag.
>>89710906
Either him or Klic
>/mk8g/
>>89749221
Exactly. Straight up human garbage.
Don't believe a word he says or any of his random acts of kindness.
i noticed all the major shitposters from skype are from 3rd world countries
>>89749403
pika
>>89749221
wally teamfags for anyone. He's just a faggot.
>>89749304
>Klic
>last online 6 days ago
Besides, he would at least use a webm for the OP.
>all this shitposting about skype
>nobody from the skype chat is even here.
>>89749647
He was making these threads for a while though
Guess he gave up
>>89749221
>>89749474
>>89749508
https://archive.moe/vg/thread/80440621/#80445975
god damn, penta.
>>89749709
>nobody from the skype chat is even here.
You just made me spit my drink out
>>89749906
Fucking wow
>>89749906
>making up skype logs
>putting the current date in front of it even though skype dosn't do that.
There is even enough content for you to use without making stuff up.
>>89749709
Are you kidding me? The whole skype clan is over-watching the thread right this fucking minute.
>>89749795
Skypegate just happened brah. Now we know why these threads are ded are weekdays. It's not because of smash - it's because the stupid skype group stole away our community.
>>89749906
Way too fucking fake. Just by reading the logs it's clear TWK doesn't post there.
>>89750005
>falling for it
[23.12.2014 04:57:21] PentaSalad: this isn't hard to do retard.
>>89749906
Is this the end of the Active 7 clan?
>>89750098
バカさん。 from the logs is TWK
>>89750224
バカさん。 is TWK so 幼女 is Nip loli?
>>89750349
maebbie keep updating the skype logs. you're doing an invaluable service here - exposing the sources of the community cancer. You are the eccentric hero none of us deserve.
>>89750447
Yes
why you guys remove me from skype? i'm new here and joined a week ago. was it because i'm new? are you not accepting new people? how disappointing...
>>89750224
>>89750447
how do you know バカさん。is TWK? 幼女 being niploli is 100% obvious based on the posting style, but I'm not sure about twk...
Stop shitposting and get karting
1/12
>>89750672
It's because you were being a whiny bitch. Like right now.
>this thread will never find out who the real shitposter is
all of the guesses so far have been completely wrong
i laugh like a mad man when i see you guys ousting shitposters and repeatedly naming them as the culprit
when the reality is YOU HAVEN'T FOUND THE C ULPRIT LOL
>>89750826
>>89750726
Because Im a part of the group and play with these faggots every day
2/12
>>89751042
oh fucking christ not twk too. He was chill.
>>89750349
Who the fuck is Lunatic pisser?
>>89751042
>TWK being cancer
I didn't expect this
>>89751042
>>89751152
>>89751174
Which of our regular players ISN'T in that cancer infested shithole now?
>>89751173
lunatic pisser is hotrod aka sandoval
fag mcfaggot is meteoris
>>89751042
>TWK being cancer
Not surprised, he's always alternated between being chill and being a douche
>>89751042
>weeb
>>89751042
maybe twk is one of the people leaking stuff.
>>89751320
Dog. One of the few cool people left.
>>89751323
Ohh
Love you too Hotrod
>>89751437
Dog pls. You've been shit on constantly for all the crap you've pulled.
>>89751320
I'm not
>>89751705
Firehopping isn't a legitimate whine.
>>89751437
>>89751320
after skimming throught the logs...
dog, sebastian, LaN, Klicklac, Ryan, Javi are the only super active regulars who aren't part of the skype cancer. If I missed anyone else, let me know.
>>89747283
i'm kinda glad for the threads because skype isn't compatible with wii u yet
but i wish i had skype sometimes. i can never figure out when anyone wants to golf anymore
>>89751320
I aint
>>89751745
What's wrong anon?
>>89751831
Missed me ;)
>>89752031
You're not as active as the ones I mentioned.
>>89752101
I'm more active than all but one or two of them.
>>89752167
...then who are you?
>>89751831
You missedcandy, Detective.
>>89752197
the filename is accurate
3/12
>>89752045That's pretty gayYou too
>>89752283
okay, revised:
dog, sebastian, LaN, Klicklac, Ryan, Javi, candy are the only active regulars here who aren't skype cancer.
>>89752475
Still missing people
>>89752549
who else I missed? I'll add them.
>>89752197
faggot, shitter, cancer, underage, avatarfag, circlejerker, literalwho, avatarfag, faggot
>>89752395
your skype isn't posted yet so it's not completely accurate faget
3/12
GET IN HERE
>>89752594
Tim and Tom but they don't have to be in the skype to be cancerous. They're boring tryhards.
>>89752716
I'll join in a little bit
>>89752839
>tom
you obviously didn't read the logs. he clearly there.
>tim
I'm talking about good people only.
>>89752197
>>89751042
>contact details shared with everyone there
>but me
Wanna be friends?
>>89753051
This should help narrow it down as to who it is
>>89752716
Still alive?
>>89753134
YES
5/12
5/12
GET IN HERE
>>89753020
whew for a while I thought I was the oldest one here!
>>89753204
coming
i'll be a big guy 4U
6/12!!!
Top 20 worst faggots to ever grace /mk8g/.
20. masterlink
19. turbo
18. dogstalker
17. Ryza Jr.
16. harry
15. sanjo
14. thurler
13. taro
12. wally
11. matt
10. dan
9. chris
8. maebbie
7. alice
6. panchito
5. nip loli and the toadette brigade
4. tim
3. skullgirls
2. TheArtrix
1. pentasalia
Those listed who still play - I wish you'd fuck off.
>>89754317
>Skullgirls
They were so ahead of the general it's not funny.
Yo I gotta take a piss then I'll get on
Don't die on me you fucks
>>89752594
Shekelburg?
>>89754640
You kidding me brah? that mega lagger and troll racer? I'm talking about cool good people who help the thread.
>>89754786
>good people
then half the people on your shit list shouldnt be on it
>>89754929
I mean people who just race and ignore all the stupid shit and don't cause trouble (mostly). some of those guys have their own little things you can complain about, but nothing terrible.
If you think it's shit, I'd like to see you give it a try, dude.
so which one of you guys is the-eagle-atarian from tumblr.
>Failed to connect to partner's device
Time for WW
>>89755219
join either alice, steven, nips or thurler, we're in a different lobby since no one could join
>Pwoh
It's on
>>89755219
We have a second lobby now with no error, come here, 4/12
JOIN THE TWO LOBBIES TOGETHER
>>89755134
What the fuck is this shit?
If you're going to post some girl's tumblr name could you please specify how this account is linked to /mk8g/.
>>89746862
That doesn't excuse nor explain how shit the skype chat is though.
6/12 new lobby
>>89746949
It's a hug box, a circlejerk, a plague that shouldn't exist.
8/.12
8/12
>>89752594
Nikki and Barkley?
>>89755548
They're this super edgy dude on tumblr who recently made a post about how the ending of Korra was shit, and now he's got all the buttblasted yuri fags arguing with him.
He talked about coming to this general so I wondered if he was actually around.
>>89755604
>>89755687
the skype group is a shithole because it's full of shitposters that receive constant encouragement to continue being cancerous faggots. And they still overwatch the threads even though they have their stupid skype. But most importantly, it has destroyed /mk8g/. People are still playing on weekdays, but only in the skype. And all the discussion needed to keep a general from falling off page is now also in the skype only. We will never get new members now.
9/12
HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIING
C-come join the fun
skype:?chat&blob=1BqHi_W-ksjzb-Cna1_X8LMpQrNzsKWdyTt6WFcjaZ1nMDhwlABsmrbzj2_-RGSkadrVzXP7bBQa
>>89755876
nikki makes sense even though nikki has some bad points.
barkley ...he doesn't play nearly enough (only on weekends). I'm talking about the most active of them all.
>>89754431
They were a glimpse of our future.
>>89756161
They've all had their bad points. Also, Barkley and Nikki seem to play on weekends only from what I've seen. Last few times they were streaming or whatever.
>>89755949
You have a point, angryfag, but it is precisely your kind scaring people off to the skype that's the reason it's even still alive.
Still 9/12
>>89756291
>angryfag
whatever makes you feel better. I'm not namedropping and insulting people like others have in this thread. That's my overall summary after reading this thread and the skype logs posted.
>>89755949
You've stagnated the community as much as it has, you might as well break away from it at this point. Create your own lobby and create your own hugbox away from the game because you keep dragging the true /v/eekend games down with your hugbox/circlejerk.
>>89755949
>too bitter to actually race
>too new to remember the 7 IRC era
it's just history repeating itself at this point. we won't get another golden era until a month before MK9
>Take a turn too sharp and fall
Thanks for the races, everyone.
This thread was about to fall off page 9 the whole afternoon and I kept bumping for hours? Where were you skype guys then? Now you're all here karting, but none of you were helping keep the general alive!
>>89756961
My pleasure m'lady. It's been an exquisite time playing with all of you.
>this thread
>>89758395
It's shit
>>89758618
...and that makes you...
>>89758789
A professional shitter.
>>89758789
The best
This message is for the anti-skype autists.
I don't get why you dense faggots get so triggered so much about skype and how it's cancerous. You say it's cancer without even going in because you would rather shitpost and depend on an autistic German man to post logs for you so you can have a hand-picked argument for why it's cancerous to the general. It doesn't seem that different from a Steam group that other generals have.
Do you feel excluded because you can't get to the skype or something? Do you have this image in your head about what /mk8g/ should and shouldn't be everytime some shitter mentions Skype and need to post about how skype cancerous to feel better. Your posts about who is or isn't in Skype bump the thread, but more numbers are in the skype group, thanks to the shitter in the skype posting somewhat hard evidence. Aren't you lonely? You bitched about how golf is a circlejerk and now it's mostly contained in Skype. You bitched about other games not related to Mario Kart and now the only offtopic game mentioned in the thread is Captain Toad and it's just one person pushing that. You whined and kept posting your complaints on how it's a hugbox circlerjerk and now there's nothing left. /v/eekend has been hit or miss since Smash. The truth is that if you want to race/golf/whatever with anons on /v/ (/mk8g/ haha) the skype group mostly dictates when a full or close to full lobby these days. Screencap this because next summer will never be as fun as the summer the game came out on.
Oh and one more thing, merry christmas.
but if you keep being so fucking autistic over the word skype, I hope you kill yourself join Lunar in hell next year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn44dT3DoVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtNYxflK_LU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfEUfy__HGM
>>89759124
Autism
>>89759124
...
>>89759124
Didn't read lol
>>89759124
This is what it's become. Skype is the accepted medium and they fail to see anything wrong with it. You're all brain damaged.
>>89759124
>So worried about their reputaion they made a wall of text.
>>89759124
can you all please just post more in the generals to keep them from dying? I hate to see the place I hanged out in all summer die.
>>89759124
so you are admitting that you fled like a coward and killed the general because you're too pussy to just ignore the haters here? okay.
>>89759124
lel
>>89759124
god the things you are mentioning do not represent the majority of the people here who just want to play and don't bitch.
>>89759776
>>89759776
>>89759564
>>89759541
>>89759524
>>89759502
>>89759293
>>89759283
>not even racing
where's the video games?
yet you respond to shitposting when not one of you puts 1/12 in your responses. how are you not just as guilty as skype of killing the general.
>>89760227
we are just responding just like you're doing right now faggot
>>89760227
Autism
>>89760227
I'm playing Mario Party right now, anon.
What are you doing?
>>89760227
I probably raced more than you today.
Quit your bitching.
>>89760401
Wanna play naruo party iblune witgb am.wem
>>89760551
>so mad that you resorted to shitposting
Are you a child?
>>89760551
Did you just have a stroke, mate?
>>89759124
>Do you have this image in your head about what /mk8g/ should and shouldn't be everytime some shitter mentions Skype and need to post about how skype cancerous to feel better.
I'm gonna stop reading there.
You guys had a guide on how NOT to fuck up a community (/mk7g/ and IRC) and when did the same exact shit rather than avoiding it.
If you guys decided to follows the 7's community on how to shit up and you are getting hate, that's your problem. You had it pretty much laid out on what not to do and did it anyway.
Honestly, here's the difference about /mk8g/ with other generals (using /ssbg/ and Panchito for the sake of argument):
Here:
- Panchito posts, (or someone shitpost about him) everybody loses their mind.
/ssbg/
- Panchito posts (or someone shitpost about him), nobody cares (I know, I tried). They just keep talking about Smash and people all over asking for games. Shit, people with the 3DS version get more games than we do here.
It's sad, because I like MK more than Smash, but honestly, these threads are just pathetic. We "kicked" out the very people that made this threads stay alive. We might as well make a Mario Kart General and start all over.
>>89761716
Sorry but I don't think that analogy works.
You are comparing a dead community to a far more active one.
/ssbg/ has more cancer going on right now.
You can bet your ass that when people start getting burned out and leave, the cancer will be more evident and people will complain.
I'm done playing Mk with you assholes
For good
Goodbye
>>89762315
Name so I know if I should care.
>>89761716
>I know, I tried
so you tried to stir up shit?
>>89762315
who are you so I can know if I should care?
>>89762420
>>89762408
epik meme guys
>>89762460
It's not a meme. If you're a literally who, why would I care if you left?
>>89762460
Nonames, I swear.
>>89762315
Sorry to see you go, anon
>>89762460
No i'm serious. I don't want drama queens in this community like Mark or Kitty.
>>89763139
Agreed
I'm about to play some WW if anyone wants to join in
night /mk8g/. I still think you guys are awesome! Please keep this thread alive while I sleep guys.
>>89764561
oh you guys
>>89766749
Go to sleep Ryan
>>89767089
IT GOES
3/4 golf
>>89768582
I'll play next game
Golf status?
>>89769687
3/4 6/6
>>89769687
On last hole now
2/4
>>89770105
Cumming
>>89770206
Can't join...
>>89770364
Try again. Restarted lobby.
2/4 again...
>>89770402
Fuck it, time for sleep
>That Ice Flower shot actually worked
CHIP IIIIIIIIIIN
Chokey time ;_;
Good game!
>>89771829
GG no re
Time for sleep
>>89771829
>>89771953
Good game you twos
>>89759124
i like you. Come join the fun!
skype:?chat&blob=dc9WePG_MexXIq9nkvK-I4QWUvrIwWjJi0TZ2xqFJfBCagFMOlCV9oSIxCLVMz1EdW74NdsFQaDQ
>>89779220
[16:05:24] Dan: (whew)
[16:06:00] Dan: Penta, Maebbie is asking for a higher quality version of the group image.
[16:06:02] Dan: care to deliver?
[16:06:18] PentaSalad: no
[16:06:24] Dan: why the fuck NOT
[16:06:30] Weegee: he mad
[16:06:44] Taro: Penta made this?
[16:06:53] PentaSalad: literally 5 seconds in photoshop
[16:06:58] PentaSalad: he can do it himself
plz, hate the game not the player, it was onye of my teachings to you. The love for Taro should be shared with everyonye nya~
so does anyone want to play or what
>>89779901
>Not posting the ragefit penta had over golf.
Expose him for being the angryfag he is.
>>89780236
he always gets mad over golf, nothing new.
2/12
Come play
>>89780236
>>89780408
post please, even i dont read everything on skype.
3/12
>sneeze
>drive into a wall
>>89781768
kek
Anyone interested in playing MK8 teams or shrooms only?
>>89782176
those don't happen to often here. You'll be lucky to get a normal lobby going. Doesn't help that people been having the "failed to join partners device" error lately.
>>89752839
Tom here. Why do you think I'm a try hard? Any inner drift is going to be beaten by good outer drift most of the time. It's not like I can even firehop.
>>89783424
Oh right. I've honestly never noticed it.
ayy lmao
Taro here 6/12
The skype group is karting and not bothering to announce in the thread because they're huge mongoloids.
6/12
Taro here 11/12
Taro here 10/12
Penta here 6/12
Taro here 9/12 join fags
7/12
Is kart alive?
>>89787736
Yes. The skype group is currently kartan and not posting in the general to keep their hugbox karting session free of non-skype members.
>>89787879
>skype people told to fuck off when they announce in the threads
>called a hugbox when they say nothing
please go.
>>89787879
Jesus.
Skype only tourney needs to happen. This shit got out of hand way too much.
Anyone up for kart in like 15 minutes
>>89790626
Yes if youre Ryan. No if not
Golf?
>>89788248
You know what the solution is? Making your own fucking lobby separate from ours.
>>89790626
Scratch that, it's gonna take a bit longer
I'll post once I'm ready if anyone wants to kart
>>89788248
what the fuck are you saying? If someone posts 3/12 or whatever no one is going to tell say fuck off.
ALRIGHT
TIME FOR KARTI MEAN IT THIS TIME
1/12
>>89795049
did you ask in the skype?
>>89795227I'm not in the Skype group, so no
you aredog
>>89795393_No
2/12
IT HAS BEGUN
>>89795918
be there in 20 mins my nigga
4/12
>>89795945
5/12 NOW MY MAN
ded
>>89797702
4/12
That's it for me, thanks for playing, everyone!
2/12
>>89798910
Who?
>>89799395
3 qts
>>89799790
I doubt it
>>89800027
Come see for yourself
Thanks for playing.
2/12 about to 1/12
WTF? So I just got here and read through the thread...if I'm reading this right, the reason why the general is ded on weekdays isn't because of smash, but because everyone actively playing moved to the skype group. seriously, I am getting this right?
>>89801669
Guess its time to join skype
2/12
>>89802072
>Joining a group moderated by Penta of all people
>Joining a group where they over watch the thread as if they are sheepherder or something
>Joining a group where they gossip like a bunch of schoolgirls with a small talk about videogames
If you want to be cancer be my guest.Hi Skype, eat shit.
>>89801669
>>89802861
>>89801669
>>89801669
The general wanted us gone, so now we are gone.
Sadly the circlejerkers happen to be the people who actually played the game for the most part, so that didn't quite work out for the threads, did it?
What do people in the thread do instead of playing the games? Lurk the fucking Skype community they despise so much for whatever reason. The thread has brought this upon itself.
>>89804536kill yourself
>>89804536
>The general wanted us gone, so now we are gone.
>What do people in the thread do instead of playing the games? Lurk the fucking Skype community they despise so much for whatever reason.
Holy fuck stop lumping the whole general into your stupid delusions. what you are describing is only a vocal minoritiy. Most people just want to kart and don't contribute to the shitposting.
>>89804536
>The general wanted us gone, so now we are gone.
Except you keep coming back.
We wanted you and your circlejerk gone. Both.
Make your own lobby for fucks sake.
>>89805083
I'm not part of the skype group, and I certainly don't want them leaving and making their own lobby. We need all the racers we can get.
>>89804536
Dont talk about the thread, dont post here, myake your own skype only lobby. As long as myou are here I will keep digging for stuff, I have found a new hobby you could say nya~
>>89805268
maebbie what was their reaction to this rant>>89759124
>>89804848
If you are not part of the vocal minority, congratulations, you aren't cancer.
The shitters hatejerking about members that have attained some kind of (negative) attraction for whatever reason (activity, playstyle/posting style/circlejerking) are what ultimately makes the threads worse than they have been before, back when it has at least been active.
I don't see why I am still here explaining it, this has long become an environment that is not attracting players at all anymore. Anyone who associates with Skype members risks getting doxed and shat on for the most trivial of reasons. This sort of stuff just doesn't swim some people's boats, that's why they are leaving.
>>89805268
This fucking guy is a true testament to the state of /mk8g/. He's been infiltrating Skypers and is still doing it, and while that's a matter entirely at his own responsibility, people here encourage and welcome his Skype related shitposting, and seeing how this is what is being posted the most in recent weeks, that is not a good sign.Have the janitors forsaken us?
>>89806120
They should stop giving him material then.
But apparently that's too hard for them.
>ww lobby full of Europeans
>only American
I did my country proud.
>>89805589
>>89806120
why can't you babies just ignore the shitters and hate? You guys are acting like pussies. not trying to insult you here, but I mean that in the most honest way. These trolls are all probably just no life basement dwellers, so why the fuck do they bother you so much?
>>89806354
they are in sort of a deadlock here. They either stop giving me material by stop talking about mk8g and basically leaving this general or continue creating material for me to use.
Nyaturally there is a third option to consider~
>>89806354
>They should stop giving him material then.
He's literally posting anything being said there, often out of context only to encourage the thread's funposters further.
What are you suggesting they do, then? Stop breathing? Even if the Skype were to suddenly die, where would you get people to play with from, other than the few people who are resistant to the toxic shitposting raging on here?Wouldn't that basically make the few /vg/ racers their own exclusive circlejerk? Wouldn't there be yet another witch hunt? It's better to stop complaining, it can only become worse.
>>89806556I am actually mostly indifferent to them, butthe same could go for the hateboners. Do they really have to blow up at every little thing that triggers their autism so much? At least we know when we have overstayed our welcome, that's why we migrated, since it became impossible to have actual game discussion without some shitposter bringing up the Skype every two minutes, baiting for replies from unrelated people who then of course start to think the Skype is /mk8g/'s anti christ because rarely anyone dares to defend them, making the perfect breeding ground for the polarization that is going on right now.
As for why Skype members can't ignore the shitposting? I won't speak for them, everyone has their own issues and reasons with that.Seeing how some people got doxed by SP-kun (whose true identity remains a mystery), I honestly won't blame them.
>>89808052
as long as you guys stay completely anonymous (e.g. don't avatarfag or namefag), there's no reason why you can't have your game discussions here.
>>89808052
fuck off already we dont care. Just fuck off and dont come back.
Anyone up for a race?
>>89808889
Sure, give me like 10-15 minutes
>>89808394
As much as I'd like to cooperate, this is why this is never going to work:
Ironically still people refer to one another by name in these threads when playing, clearly identifying themselves, and if they don't, the replies to theirs do the job. Anonymity in a game where we see player names clearly being displayed is the dumbest thing to get into a hissyfit about and the people who do should consider finding a videogame that doesn't inevitably lead towards their anonymous privilige autism being triggered.Or quit videogames altogether. They will do everyone a favor.
>>89808482
Alright. I don't think I have anything else to say. Goodbye.
2/12
>>89809548
so you're admitting you're a spineless coward who can't just ignore the shitters? Okay, gotcha.
>>89809548
As someone who was around for the 7 seven threads, you're an idiot.
Like 95% of the community never needed to namefag and they still knew who was who and managed to get along.
>>89810035
>7 seven threads
Fuck.
Meant to say mk7 threads.
3/12
>Hitting yourself with your own green shell
Now that's what I call tactic00l
4/12
>>89810947
It was all part of the plan.
>dat choke
4/12
ebin
>this lobby
You assholes are funny.
top kek
>>89812646
EVERYONE'S GONNA DIE
7/12
Eat my dust ryan
Eat my ass ryan
>>89813480
>>89813579
Omg
Eat shit you mother fuckeres
Very cute
>>89814760
Fuck off Pwoh
>>89814806
Who? Ryan?
>>89817574
Ryan is my husbando (for real)
you guys are my only friends :'(
>>89819147
/MKG/ in a nutshell
>>89822113
>Weebshit
>>89822423
>>89822423
>>89822423
>>89822628
>>89823056
>>89824181
>>89824983
kart
>>89827029
Fuck you
>>89829107
okay
blah
1/12
>>89834468
>>89834468
Liar
>>89836038
You're there, aren't you?
>>89836175
>>89836175
I was, not anymore though
dadada da
Is it just me or does this game look way better than Smash 4?In fact everything about it seems better.
>>89838006
no
jaggy as fuck compared to smash
2/4 Golf
3/4
>>89838252
smash may be 1080p, but this game's lighting is top notch
4/4 departing
wow
god
1/4
2/4
Larry!
>>89841497
I'd Larry
hooray!
blah
good
Let it die
>>89845780
not with that attitude ;)
3/4 Golf
>>89845780
lmao
>>89860707
does anyone have a pic of maebbie? you found 6 of the fags already.
2/12 holiday kartan edition
3/12
>>89864863
I have a bit of time for Kart before I gotta go
Cumming
>>89865772
It ded
>>89865929
Of course
I might play some WW if anyone wants to join
>wrecking clantards and tryhards on WW
So good
who kartan?
>>89867551
I take that back, some of these guys are actually good
>Dude from Sweden with 26k VR
>>89868435
2 on WW
>>89868547
I keep getting rekt
>>89868435
Come figure out m8
FUCKING SPINY SHELLS
>Mii users Demon sliding behind me
3 on Kart WW
WW is full. 1/12 in 2.0
>joe
fuck that barafag
2/12 /v/eekend 2.0
Assrape: The lobby
>>89871681
gitlucky
2/12
>>89871884
ImpossibleHonestly, that was probably one of the best WW lobbies I've ever been in
Thanks for joining m8's, time for me to go do Christmas related stuff
Join /v/eekend 2.0 faggots
>>89872869
Tom pls
>>89872869
pls
3/12
>>89872869
lol
5/12
>failed to connect to partner's device
>things heating up in the skype chat
topkek
>>89879478
so how active really is the skype? When the threads are ded, the people in skype are still active, right?
>>89861269
here is a pic of me, i dont really mind if people see how i look like. I am the on the left nya~
It's an older pic.
life support
>>89879648
skype is very active. 1000+ posts per 24 hours are usual. Most of it is off-topic though.
Topics include:
- "how are you" kind of small talk, but sort of special, since its still a mk8g skypegroup
- discussion about certain people. Taro is one of the favorite people to pick on, since he embraces that role. Followed by Dan and thread "shitposter" or "funposter" how it is called sometimes.
- people asking for golf
- people saying they play smash now
- people mentioning something about the thread and people discussing it
- people saying hello/bye and how they are not able to connect
Much more overhead than actual seeking for people to play with, which is precisely why it is fun to watch.
>>89879478 is >>89879664
kind of messed up the punchline on the previous post.
>>89879664
Damn. I completely forgot about Lägstalker. His drawings were cute, too bad he was a huge circlejerker and a faggot.
>>89880186
>- "how are you" kind of small talk, but sort of special, since its still a mk8g skypegroup
>- discussion about certain people. Taro is one of the favorite people to pick on, since he embraces that role. Followed by Dan and thread "shitposter" or "funposter" how it is called sometimes.
These shouldn't exist and wouldn't exist if not for Skype itself. Kill yourselves you cancerous bunch.
>>89882012
AgreedRemember when these threads where about Mario Kart? I do.
>>89882442
Pepperidge Farm remembers
>>89860707
Didnt johnny leave the skype? I dont think he botherd joining the 2nd one. He never talked anyway.
1/4 Christmas Golf
Leaving at :15
2/4
>>89860707
Alice looks like a qt
Maybe I should come back to bully/race her again
MY FINAL KARTING SESSION BEFORE CHRISTMAS
1/12
>>89885469
0/12
>>89885240
How do you know that's even Alice?
2/4 @6/6
>>89885240
Where have you been Panchito?
>>89886820
Wrong person.Wrong gender
2/4 boat
3/4
>>89885240
She is pretty.
Pretty ugly.
I hope all of you have a shitty and rotten Christmas.
>>89885240
You can't even see her fucking eyes
>>89887546
I don't care, she can bully me all night long.
>>89887023
Shush
>>89860707
it's funny how all these ugly people are hiding so many of their features
alice is hding half of her fucking head
johnny is hiding his ugly ass mouth with fucked up teeth
dan is hiding his disgusting looking eyes with his underaged glasses
wally is just hiding his entire hideous face
penta mouth breathing while hiding his ugly hair
>>89887584
Lewd
>>89887680
It's the in thing to hide part of your face when taking a picture
>>89887680
Dan has shown his eyes on other images. He just wanted to show off his hip gigs in that picture.
>>89888083
Thanks Dan
>>89888172
You're welcome. If you need to know anything else hit me up and let me know.
>>89888317
Can I please fuck your ass bloody?
>>89888383
Message me on skype and I'll consider it.
You guys...are alllll right.
>>89860707
>Dan is gay and a brit
Vomit inducing
>>89889752
>>89885240
How have you guys not seen this shit yet? It's spammed in every fucking thread.
>>89890402
I have not been in the threads in ages, so no
>>89889752
>you will never shove your dick inside Dan's rear end as he squeals and screams for you to stop in his cute British accent
>>89890460
who?
>>89891246Nono
Don't you guys have anything to do on Christmas Eve?
3/12 niggas
6/12
6/12 wat
7/12 niggas
Does anyone have the "what your main says about you" image?
>>89890772
>having shit taste
>>89893268
>child
>will race backwards
>austistic stat fetishist
7/12
7/12
>>89893638
That's some good taste you got
>>89893638
>having shit tastes
Kill yourself
>>89887680
Oh please they're alright expect for penta jesus christ penta
8/12
>>89894595
None of them are alright. They are all missing the key feature to looking good: nice hair. All of them have very childish haircuts.
>>89894806
I cant join can you regroup
c'mon guys I can't be the only guy posting between races. Step it up!
>>89895084
Regrouping.
>>89894595
>men with long hair
>ever alright
3/12 new lobby
>>89892648
its a bit old, no peach-nyan on it.
7/12
who is on? i don't play with literal whos so if there is a single literal who i ain't joining.
>>89895948
Mario Luigi Peach Daisy Toad Toadette
>>89896176
>>89896176
Nikki Weegee Alice ? Dog Chink?
>>89896247
TWK Niploli Alice Meteoris Weegee Wally
>>89896247
Dog is dead anon. He is now in the forgotten.
>>89896552
>played yesterday
>dead
>>89896552
>dog forgotten
what
>>89896616
>>89896639
>2 days since last log in
RIP
If you aren't voting for the snow tracks on Christmas eve you are a fucking grinch who needs to kill themselves
>triple reds
>>89896674
nigga it's Christmas Eve
8/12
>>89896847
Keep it alive for like 2 or so more hours m8
>>89897149
For you, Ryan? Anything.
>>89897149Copy that
>>89897149
I've been keeping these threads alive for weeks now. If it weren't for my bumping, all these generals would die in a few hours after creation...
>it's okay when ryan does it.
>>89897345
I'll help to keep them alive when I'm around
>>89897476
much appreciated. But there are always times when I'm the only guy around keeping watch while the general is on page 9.
>>89897639
I'd bump more if there wasn't so much shitposting, but I guess it's never going to stop.
>>89897931
I just ignore the shitposting. Nothing we can do about it, but I still like having a thread to help keep track of who is playing and maybe start lobbies.
7/12
>>89898021
I will do
5/12
>>89900535
coming in
>>89900552
...side?
Merry Christmas losers
>>89902256
Happy Holidays!
Merry Christmas to:
sebastian
LaN
candy
dog
Ryan
KlicKlac
Javi
TWK
adam
Dr. Ivo
phil
meteoris
Barkley
ran da muu
larry
mark
Tom
willow
dane
plein
>>89902765
who r u
>>89902876
are you on the list?
>>89902765
Merry Christmas to you
>>89902876
and you
>>89902964
no :(
>>89902765
*gloom*
>>89902765
Merry Christmas to you too
merry christmas penta
>>89903865
y-you too
Merry Christmas Ivo, Phil, Adam, Nikki, Plein, TWK, Niploli, KlicKlac, Ran da Muu, Phoebe, Alice, Panchito, Ryan, Nono, Steven, kitty, Weegee, Larry, Dan, Thurler, Sebastian, LaN, Dog, Harry, Taro, Javi, Meteoris, Toten, Chris, Mark, Barkley, Kate, Pwoh, kitty, candy, Christine, Johnny, Willow, Hotrod.and all you other fuckers who aren't on my friendslist.But not you Penta.That's right. Fuck you.
Merry christmas Wally
>>89904416
merry christmas to you too friend.
>>89902765
What does this list mean
We need to go deeper
Merry Christmas to Tim, Totenkreuz, TWK, KlicKlac, Wally, Penta, and ZEN ARCADE; my NY bros.
>>89904416
Merry Christmas Ryan
hello MK8 general
before I buy MK8 tomorrow I have to ask a vital question. if I want to play with my brother. just 2 players. Can 1 of us play in the gamepad while the other plays on the TV? or do we both have to play on split screen?
Merry Christmas to my waifu
>>89904861
unfortunately, both of you will be forced to splitcsreen, even with the gamepad
>>89902765
>>89904416
Merry Christmas to you anons and everyone on the general.
>>89904861
Sadly no. It's forced splitscreen. Granted, you can play on the gamepad if you wish, but the gamepad just shows what's on tv so it will even be splitscreen there.
Kinda sucks, I wish they did it the way Sonic Racing did it on the Wii U,
Merry Christmas everyone !
anyone kartan?
>>89904915
whos ur waifu
All I want for Christmas is for this thread to be dead by the time I wake up ;)! Make it happen guys
>>89906175
candy
>>89906881
merry christmas kitty :3
>>89907295
not kitty
>we will never play Sonic Transformed together
>>89907683
I can't give you your christmas wishes if you don't tell me who you are.
it's about to be Christmas, so let's be honest guys: who here only communicates and hangs out with people from this general?
>>89908075
I'm worse than that, I don't even communicate with people here. Even socializing anoymously gives me anxiety.
>tfw fucked up sleep schedule
>tfw currently go to bed at like 6 am
>tfw gonna sleep through most of xmas
>>89902765
>>89904416
>>89904856
Merry Christmas anons!The party ended up lasting a lot longer than I thought it would, I literally just got home
>>89897435
I don't really understand it either
>>89909119
Kill yourself Alice
>>89909521
Epic
>>89909521
I'm not a britbong
>>89909704
My badkill yourself anyway
WHO'S UP FOR SOME CHRISTMAS KART?
>>89909934
it's not christmas yet in any place that matters
>>89910062
15 minutes :^)
Then Kart time
>>89910191
4 minutes
>>89910862
2 minutes
HAPPENING
UNLEASH THE SANTA HATS
Its time 1/12
>>89911187
CUMMING
LET ME TAKE A PISS FIRST
>>89860707
I fap to this pic every time I see it
hey /mk8g/
[spoilerMerry Christmas[/spoiler]
2/12
I'm so depressed mk8g! Help! I need someone real to talk to
>>89912225
Hey, baby. How's it goingThis beat is non-stop
Merry Christmas. I hope everyone is enjoying whatever they're doing for the holidays, even if it's shitposting.
>>89904416
And Merry Christmas to you,person who's identity I can't figure out.i didn't just screw up posting this fyi
1/12
If no one joins in 10 minutes I'm getting on WW
Just stopping by to say Merry Christmas; see y'all on the tracks soon.
>>89913362
Well who are you?
>>89913690
Oh fug
I thought you had forsaken us
It is Christmas, and I am thankful for this general. Here are the /mk8g/ MVPs: Without these guys, the general would have died a long time ago and would never have grown to where it is today. They have contributed to this community through their dedication to keep the general going during times of peril and little activity, to start up and help lobbies develop, to help out and encourage new members to play, to be active and willing to kart during all times of the day, and to create new thread content and discussion. Thank you to the following:
TWK
Ryan
Phil
KlicKlac
Adam
funkles
Nikki
Javi
Sebastian
LaN
Dog
Panchito
plein
>>89914320
nah
>>89914320
forgetting penta
merry christmas all
>>89917564
you too :)
Merry Christmas everyone.
It's been fun playing with you all again. >>89904416
merry christmas
>>89921383
Let it die dumbass
>>89921639
Where's your Christmas spirit, faggot?
>>89921639
humbug faggot :)
Merry Christmas NERDS
I'm gonna go masturbate. Hope you guys have fun doing whatever
>>89922484
>masturbate
who?
Merry Christmas Christine and Alice
merry christmas /mk8g/
>>89907683
>>89904856
>>89904798
>>89904416
>>89902765
>>89909521
>>89914320
>>89922484
kill yourselves please
the rest of you have a WONDERFUL holiday!
>>89914320
>Panchito
Nah
Honorable mention to Hotrod and Ran Da Muu for starting up loads of lobbies, and Shuux for helping Funkles with OP pic related shit.
Meteoris plays a shit ton too, might as well include him/her/it
>rating players
It's ok because it's Christmas, right? Merry Christmas and all, but please kill yourselves, faggots.
>>89923901
Will do
Merry Christmas TWK,Panchito, Alice, Phil, Adam, Ryan, Meteoris
>>89923901
This anon is right, let's rank em
>>89923989
Plays the game tier:
Ryan, TWK, Adam, Phil, Alice, Panchito, Meteoris
Shit tier:
Everyone else
>>89924361
Only Alice and Meteoris have stayed active and in the top 20 every week up to this day since the Active 7was created by Phil
>>89924361
>Panchito plays the game
Penta here, on behalf of the entire Skype Council I'd like to wish you all a Merry Christmas. Penta out.Actually Plein. Merry Christmas you faggots
Merry Christmas Phil, Adam, KlicKlac, Weegee, TWK, Alice, Panchito, Sebastian, LaN, Phoebe, Ryan, Mark, Hotrod, Willow, Meteoris, Ivo, Larry, Nono, and Dog. I can't list everyone here that I enjoy playing with butI love you all.
>>89924563
stop sucking dicks and play more often fag!
>>89924678
Have a good Christmas, anon.I love you too.
>>89924563
ayyy its been a long time my nigga
>>89924563
so is plein a secret shitter?
>>89924810
It's not a surprise
>Plein, Johnny and kitty changed their miis to look like typical clanfags and starting firehopping, being cancer ironically, and laughing about it in the thread
>Phil got buttmad and left to make a friends lobby. He got his faggot friends Adam, Alice, Meteoris and Kate to join him
>Penta? or some other faggot said they were the council of regular and the epic meme was born
>Since then the drama hate and shitposting has been in full force
>>89924902
Reminder that this actually happened, unlike the majority of copypasta shitposts
Merry Christmas Ryan TWK Javi Weegee Alice Klicklac Muu Tom and Meteoris. You guys are my niggas.
>>89924563
FaggotI love you
>woken up by my son at 5am
Merry Christmas, anons.
>>89925130
>mk8gers have kids
>>89925130
Merry Christmas,dad
Merry ChristmasCan I go to bed now
Merry Christmas everyone
>>89925130
Forkies?
>>89925226
merry christmas ryan
>>89925226
lets smash
you niggas better hop on kart todayafter you're done celebrating with your families.
>>89925870
Copy that
silent /mk8g/ hoooooly /mk8g/
all is calm all is dead
>>89928396
boo im the ghost of christmas past
Christmas Golf anyone?
1/4
>>89928979
Go spend time with your family faggot
>Only saying merry christmas to certain regulars.
faggots. Merry christmas to all the Mario kart regulars! It's been fun playing with you all, I know alot of the people I've raced with won't see this post but as long as I wish them a happy christmas, is doesn't matter. Happy a happy new year and see you all when DLC pack 2 hits!
>>89929327
>this
Merry Christmas anons
>>89925679
Christmas now
Vidya later
>tfw receive qt christmas drawing from qt3.14
>>89933490
merry christmas maebbie
>>89940376your welcome
>Penta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8TgD8VF57c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIq_AhiJ0Vk
>>89944939
Pretty good at Smash. Not Mario Kart related though.
>>89940376
>tfw receivelewdchristmas drawing from qt3.14
>>89945126
>losing to Shulk with Rosalina
>good
>>89944939
He should have kept his hoodie on, that hairstyle looks awful.
More embarrassed at how i played, that was my second week using the character, I played so scared. Also Rosa vs Shulk isn't a bad match up.
>>89944939
>/Taro/ tag
>>89945474
They are in love
Anyone up to kart?
>>89940376
>I'M TALKING TO A GIRL!!1!
>>89948487
>implying
Does anyone play Mario Golf? Just got it for Christmas today. I loved the golf series, and I really enjoy it from what I've played.
>>89950507
skype is playing golf now. C-come join the fun.
skype:?chat&blob=5NmRCBJdbERnHAWYoxx65KlSHZrYI3ZjAoBIjTBBgmvkzX9cQ4r0Byv1zuCFKF8ShqA8YU5w-zM2
Merry Christmas /mk8g/
3/12
>>89950507
It's a fun game
Sadly they only play on Skype nowadays apparently
>>89952131
Reminder that all golf fags are cancer
>>89944939
is that wally in background?
Anyone racing?
>>89952260
5/12
7/12
7/12 /v/eekend 2.0
6/12
8/12
10/12
>spectating
>everyone on a heavy
nah fuck this
>Connection error
Thanks Nintendo
>>89955559
3/4 out of 10 is now everyone?
>>89955718
>cruisers arent heavies
nigger kill yourself
>>89955852
Who said they weren't.
The room still had 3/4 heavies, including cruisers.
>>89955718
>>89956069
>replying to angryfags
Anon pls
>Comm error
>Again
Why
>>89956321
Game wants you to be with your family. Accept it.
10/12 faggots
>Another comm error
I'm out. See you guys.
7/12
RIP thread
do you guys really want a new thread?
>>89958212
Friday's coming up, so no
>>89958279
This
>>89958279
>>89958290
>>89958348
I'm proud of you guys. Despite almost dying many times daily, we managed to keep this thread alive through all the weekdays. It took a lot of bumping, but we did it. Fight the skype! :')
>>89958528
Fuck off Penta
>>89958212
we can wait till monday anon we got the /v/eekend starting tomorrow
i hope you all have a wonderful rest of holiday
see you tomorrow
>>89958528Fuck off, Penta
1/4 Golf
2/4 starting at :27
Thinking of drawing a christmas qt pic? who should I send it too?
>>89958528kill yourself
>>89959263
Your waifu
ehhh???not me
>>89959263
Fuck off Alice
Last race for me. Thanks for the kartan everyone
>>89958775
>>89959326
are Penta and Alice the /mk8g/ boogeymen?
>>89959762
Catch up on your /mk8g/ memes pls
>>89959852
just saying what I'm seeing dude!
>>89959959
It was neither who posted. It's just ebin memes
>>89960224
yeah, I could tell. I was being sarcastic with my question. I just think it's a funny meme.
>>89960357
It's some great memes, anon
What happened to the idea to make a wikia of mk8g? We could make mk8g transcend to a much higher level if we had something like that. It would be pure concentrated cancer on one wiki.
Skype Council mods
pentasalad (Penta)
azngamer405 (Steven)
just-chris9786 (Chris)
3/4 Golf
>>89960685
you're the autist with apparently all the free time in the world. You fucking start up the wiki.If you do, I'll help out with the content