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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/4f9kfhmi
Start taking Valve MM more seriously
>This was all a ploy by the Germans who supplied them with faulty hacks so Mouz wins next Major
the entire scene looks clean until you get to the semi-semi-pro levels
some of the guys on teams like HEAT and adapt are sketchy as fuck sometimes but you rarely see the kind of crazy stuff that makes people call wh and triggerbot like in EU games
that being said, a lot of top tier NA players have been VAC or ESEA banned at some point, most of them during late 1.6/source era when they were younger, which is undestandable
>VP and Titan players get banned left and right on stage
>viewership jumps to 400,000
>C9, NiP, Fnatic, and Dignitas make it to the semi-finals
>C9 faces NiP and brings the series to a 1-1 until Shroud gets VAC banned; with a 4vs5 in the last match, NiP wins
>Fnatic edge out Dignitas in a close 2-1 series
>NiP and Fnatic in final once more
>series at 1-1
>final map is nuke
>halftime score: Fnatic got 13 rounds on CT side
>the camera turns to Fiffy and he says,
>JW gets banned before the second pistol, and footage of him buying cheats shows up on the mainstage
>Olofmeister gets banned before
>cArn comes in as a standin and delivers some fantastic rounds, but NiP keeps getting the crucial wins
>it's 13-10 and NiP are close to finishing their comeback
>Krimz somehow gets behind both f0rest and Maikelele and starts to kill until...
>NiP win 16-13 and get their second major in a row
>CSGO breaks 1 million concurrent viewers
>the internet rejoices
wait okay so there's a cheat that can be packaged in with workshop maps that automatically run when you load the map? does this mean someone could accidentally download a malicious map and be vac banned?
/csgog/ is aids, but is it more aids than normal twitch chat?
Will DHW have submode enabled?
I made a shekel free channel where I'll be HOSTING the dhw csgo streams from the 27-29 nov.
>remember to adblock
>support our guy
twitch /csgogeneral (csgog was taken okay)
If it gets used I guess I'll make it a regular thing with future tournaments.
I don't see the point to be honest. I just watch in fullscreen and when something exciting happens I post in /csgog/. The chat won't be any less cancerous than normally with animeshitters around.
>ban the swedes
Oh okay. Well then consider it a place to talk about the games in real time without having to do captcha every second, or post in the steam group.
It was just an idea I had. If it sinks I'll just abandon channel no big deal.
I can do that.
I normally watch in fullscreen aswell, but chats with ~100-200 people are often less cancer than 25k+. Can have actual conversations. It's not for everyone and I can definitely relate to not wanting chat up.
It all makes sense now
I've been in Reddit all along
pls no anon, shroud isn't hacker
I want to believe but no one comes out of nowhere like he did
>mfw she got banned
>mfw she didn't even get the gold
>NiP roll the game for one year
>all other noobs get mad and get cheats
>now they're better than NiP
>NiP kick fifflaren because they think they suck now even though its only because all other teams cheat
This has real life repercussions, fifflaren is only kicked out of his job because other players cheat and they are clean
just got on after work
what the fuck is up with all this cheating stuff? is this just a false flag thing or is the shit really hitting the fan for all the big players? is this why NiP seemingly fell off the table recently? will NiP and c9 be the DHW finalists?
>MLG-kid on reddit fake-flairing SMFC claims 1.6 was small and unknown
>"Halo overshadowed Counter-Strike"
He actually wrote that
People have actually upvoted him on /r/GO
AYYYY LMAO HAHAHAHAAH CANT WAIT FOR PIG TO GET BANNED
Lol I kinda feel dirty now about that C9 vs Epsilon bet when Epsilon won that BO1 in inferno with like 10% odds
Got nice 230 value out of that game
Sf was damn good in that game too haha
when somebody is shit but a nice guy they will always be given the opportunity to play the "i'm leaving not getting kicked" explanation because they like the dude but see he is not fit to play for the team
the fact that Sf's inventory is full of expensive skins atleast shows that these bans are indeed coming as a full surprise to everyone who has used this same cheat so this ban wave should probably catch everyone who has used the same cheat
Pro players getting banned left and right, bigger name after bigger name. Today french players KQLY of Titan and sf of Epsilon got banned, easily the most known players that have gotten banned in a while. It wouldn't be a surprise if more professional players are getting banned pretty soon.
ive been playing 3hrs of aim_redline everyday starting mid june
ive improved drastically and i play good cs nowadays but it feels really bad
im puttin in work and them fags cheat on lans
thats way too extensive
just play like 10-15mins of dm as the first thing when you come to play CS and after that just play the real deal in comp games, be it MM or some actually decent 3rd party system
le suddenly closed comments on page faec
>the VAC system now deploys undercover programmers to create hacks and sell them to major clients, and the undercover is infiltrating the pro circuit
its not too extensive i know my shit
i outaim people with offline achievements and 2-3k hrs of playtime with barely 1k 90% of the time
it was worth clicking heads, now i need to find a mix for a lan and im set
how do people still not know that list was made up by some epik master trole in hltv who claimed to have got it from smn
smn already said he does not know who else was using same cheat as he did
>Looks like you're going to KQLYfornia!
All in all I feel bad for him though, put on the worst of the three French teams while his Titan 'replacement' (maybe) got fucking VAC banned, while now also one of his team gets fucked over
outaiming people is only a small part of doing the most important thing, winning matches, in this game
i noticed that when i played a lot of dm, i became too aim focused, too focused on being able to win those fair aim duels
a smart player rarely even engages in those sort of firefights where raw aim alone reigns supreme, you want to peek with clever timing, abuse pop flashes and unexpected angles etc.
Rizla is fucking legit
Our BASED BOY Fodder cheats too
but who didn't know that
RIP minimal wear dragon lore.
WE NEED A MAJOR WITH ONLY SILVERS NOOBLORDS
ITS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE CSGO
COME ON SILVERBROS LETS UNITE
>French players keep getting banned
If Shoxie gets banned I'm going to cry
He could be overcompensating because he feels guilty himself. Like how crazy a person gets about the idea of their gf/bf cheating on them while they themselfs have been cheating.
I want to know if there will be legal action taken.
we are talking about thousands, tens of thousands of dollars won by cheating.
jw doesn't cheat and he does not play in a cheater like fashion at all
what makes olof the most likely cheater from fnatic to me is that sometimes he plays very very cocky and overly self-assured (like not reloading his gun with 3 bullets left when he has plenty of time to do so and instead pushes a guy with the 3 bullets and scores a headshot) but that could just be his general playstyle and not very strong evidence alone
HAHA OH WOW
His twitter got hacked.
why the fuck do pros have the achievement for playing demolition and rescuing hostages?
who the fuck has rescued 500 hostages and won 1000 arms race matches? fucking autists.
so let me get this straight
>snitching hacking wog faggot comes out and calls everyone cheaters
>people on hltv suck his dick and treat him like a god
>even though hes the biggest cheat of all and ratting out people to get some fame
and they just eat it up
HOLY SHIT HE REPOSTED MY OC
probably not now.
but if the cheating becomes rampant enough, its very likely contacts will be created that mandate the forfiture of all prizes if cheating is confirmed within X time after a tournament.
i know it will never happen though
>i want some 22 year old faggot to get caught cheating shortly after winning a $1,000,000 prize, get verified he also cheated during the tournament to get the prize, be forced to return the money, then spend the rest of his life bankrupt and financially ruined.
is that too much to ask?
Yeah it's hacked.
Dude nice. I saw an updated version of it on natu's stream.
I'm gonna say private inventory, he can't delete the medals like 5 year veteran and such.
What have you done?
Pig will definitely see this now
Happy just tweeted it at him.
this was the original i made and posted in the last thread
also, the tl;dr for
* two years ago, rizla was after a really cool/hard-to-get cheat
* he was asking around with other cheaters, and a guy mentions that SF had been cheating for a while
* when rizla asked what cheats SF used, he learned it was the cheat that rizla was after
* however, rizla was continually getting denied by supex0 (the creator? or at least main provider of the cheat at high-minded)
* so, rizla made it his vendetta to force supex0 to sell him the cheat
* first, rizla ratted out some ESEA intermediate team that was using the cheat
* then, rizla went on hltv and other sites to say that SF was using the cheat
* even though he had no direct proof, he also said that Pyth and JW were suspicious
* WHILE THIS WAS HAPPENING, rizla says that KQLY asked him what cheat he was referring to; apparently, KQLY would soon get his hands on the same cheat
* due to the shitstorm he was causing, ESL soon detected that version of the cheat, causing cLy to get banned
* supex0 claimed to be inactive from then on, but rizla doubted that
* looking at player behavior, he added Olofmeister, krimz, Jw, schneider, Kirby, and asmo to his likely candidates list.
* rizla later got confirmation that KQLY and SF were still cheating, so he knew supex0 was still providing cheats
* rizla put in a little more effort to getting the word out, and now the bans are rolling in
rizla is the hero CSGO deserves, and all he wanted was some goddamn cheats.
the pig meme takes you t co/mWX2yTxznp link which takes you to the imgur picture
the kennys steamcommunity link takes you to t co/8e770FlQdg which redirects you to kennys steam community profile
hope you guys have no script
>Happy is in this thread right now
if you read his post it says that he originally wanted the cheat so he could become pro player so he is just as big scum as the people he is ratting
good thing that this is all coming public though
LOL so fuxking delusional
>wog kid wants cheats
>he can't Getthem because he's a fag and creator doesn't want him to have them
>goes and cries like a little bitch
No. He is literal scum.
>Tfw no Twink happy to cuddle and stroke
he made his inventory private you idiots
It's impossible to have 0 items in CSGO with an account as old as his. You can't delete coins/trophies
Could you even make a team with the clean French players after this??
Pyth VACation inc
I think Kio is pretending to be hacked so he can dodge the VACation
>To replace the two French teams, a LAN qualifier will take place this weekend at Inferno Online Stockholm with four teams in attendance, all of them being flown by Valve itself.
>flown by Valve itself
okay so valve has already organized this shit
they knew for a couple days now atleast that KQLY and Sf will get banned
this also means there are unlikely to be any more famous pros banned (atleast ones that are going to DHW)
Where did Ex6tenz's knifes go?`
>if you read his post it says that he originally wanted the cheat so he could become pro player so he is just as big scum as the people he is ratting
the reason groups like this exist/operate is the same reason they can never be stable or secure. they lack honor or integrity, and for that reason you cant really put your faith in them even though you're in the same circle.
it's funny really. what brings them together is likely going to be what destroys them.
there are only rumours
probably some very subtle aim assist, the kind that gives you the crucial edge overs when you are already very good at the game legitimately
those are the ones that are most useable at LAN
i have no technical knowledge of csgo cheats at all so i dunno if its possibly to have a wallhack based on sound so that it for example lets out some beep if you have your crosshair on an enemy
Yep, not bad for the minimal play time I have. Thanks ;3
nobody has come forth about what the cheat is like who is reliable source
i'm surprised smn hasn't told us about the details of the cheat since he seemed to be pretty upfront and honest about the fact that he did indeed cheat after he got caught, has anyone asked him?
>anime shitter posts updates about his rank like it's some sort of fucking blog or something
>while the VACOCALIPSE is happening
animu faggots confirmed for attention whore retards
go spam your chink cartoon somewhere else
POST YFW WHEN PIG IS LITERALLY LEGIT BUT ALL FRENCH FAGS ARE CHEATING CUNTS
>I should be a badge rank with 40 some hours in MM
Are you autistic?
i literally made a meme video with him
check urself before u wreck urself
im sure as hell the worst possible time for a pro to get caught cheating would be during a competition, it's terrible publicity for a game
yeah im sure a company like valve is going for what is the most epik lulz
I have a lot more than that, do you want to see them?
>Implying I couldn't shit on you in a 1v1
>Implying I'm not a prodigy that will be playing with fnatic in a year or two
there is no coincidence its same cheat
the narrative here is that ESEA detected smn's cheat and smn came clean to valve and gave them the cheat he used and now thanks to smn valve has been able to detect other people using the same cheat
so ESEA is the one to thank here really
when hiko gets vacced, can i replace him?
>watching pansy strim
>she playing with scandi guy called krille
>they all pronounce his name "krill"
I'd be surprised if they get caught
They are pretty terrible at the game
Enjoy your jumbo dong
I dont think Taz is cheating
he was legit in 1.6
All other players were unknowns in 1.6 (the only one who was close to the top was JW who everyone thought was an onliner in the Swedish scene)
im rushing to try and save all of this comedy gold
i tried cramming as many memes as i could
if someone can make a better version go for it
>rizla is the hero CSGO deserves, and all he wanted was some goddamn cheats.
my sides are moving on their own