You're all lazy motherfuckers holy shit Edition
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Xth for Badger's #based art.
Guys I found a torrent for the game, when you start it up what does the opening look like?
For this torrent it's just a dark room and it looks like you're wearing freddy mask, and you're looking around the front of the stage. All I hear is laughter in the background and I can turn my head and look around, seeing Old Chica and Bonnie
/r/ing aftermath of this
(pic not related)
I asked a buddy of mine what I should do.
He said this but with
Old and New Chica. I'm sorry if this doesn't upload oh god I'm bad with WebM
Does Japan have this game?
I feel like they would love shit like this
Snippets from the depths of FAs madness
>I want my character to be devoured by Chica, and then in the next panel shes grunting and shitting out a giant turd that has bones in it. You can do that right?
>Is there anyway you can do a drawing for me? Im a big fan of Freddy... but i want it drawn in a certain way. You see... i like being stepped on and crushed, and i want a picture of freddy slowly crushing me to death with his feet while muttering how weak i am. Is that ok?
>Hi Badger! I know you have a commission for five dollars and i was curious if you had the time to draw the entire crew in dirty diapers?
And these arent even half of it. Im up to my neck is people wanting their character getting boned by Foxy or having their body being torn apart and fucked.
>Still better than tumblr
I have decided to not be a part of your threads, if you guys dont care for making a community thats fine, I was mainly here for the second game lore anyway and by now its only talking in circles.
Thanks for allowing me to properly apologize for the shitstorm that happened when I first posted here, but I dont care to post my work here. Your threads dont feel friendly, I dont feel like anyone here actually cares about anyone, it feels like everyone out for themselves and I shouldnt have to be harassed all the time because I have a name and standout. I dont know why you guys are so afraid of establishing being a circlejerk thread, you already are, but what do I know? If you want anons to shit up your thread and destroy your community thats fine.
Thanks to the handful of people who tried to make feel welcomed its appreciated but I feel your kindness could be spent in a better thread. Same for the contributors, I've been inspired by some of your works and probably will continue to do so, but I feel that you're being taken advantage of, and shouldnt have to put up with that.
Different strokes for different folks I guess, I'm afraid this community is far from that word and I cant find myself motivated to post or contribute to the fandom here.
I've said what I wanted to say, and with that I bid you all farewell.
Must be rough have obscure, weird as fuck fetishes. But still, you'd think they would ask someone who has shown at least an inkling of predilection towards drawing that kind of stuff.
It's hard to make communities when all anons are/can be chaotic.
Just come back another week, mate. You'll see this place can be welcoming and nice... Other times, it's a clusterfuck of shitposting in all senses known.
You should give this general another chance some time
Honestly its sort of hard to get the idea across since the idea of animatronic bands is so... Fucking bizarre to anyone who didn't have them as a kid.
You know when you see an old movie where it talks about something that seems so obviously fucking weird and fake (ie aluminum christmas trees) and then you look it up, it's a totally real thing? I've seen tons of people have that exact reaction over the game.
That being said I know a lot of people who can get across the divide, and spreading more of The Word Of Freddy sounds like it'd be fun.
How do you guys feel about people streaming this game? I don't intend to shill, I'm just curious what other fans of the game that aren't already my friends feel about streamers.
>Facecam or no?
>Viewer interaction or no?
>Talking aloud about the game/etc. or no?
>Mic at all or no?
And no, I'm nobody special. I think I had maybe 12 people and 2 new subs watching me last night is all.
Jesus christ buddy, the reason we don't like you is because of posts like this. Don't act better than us when you clearly fucking aren't. We already have a community here, and you are the one shitting it up.
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No facecam, voice is alright but don't try to fill up empty silences with you blabbing, its cool to viewer interact but don't get too distracted (it can even help you a bit in case you miss shit), talk about the game but not over dialog
Most of all,
be ready for freddy
No facecam, no talking over important stuff (such as the phonecalls).
Mic and viewer interaction are fine, and make streams funner, in my opinion. Without them you might as well just watch a gameplay video.
Who the fuck gets so butthurt over an anon message board? Literally the only reason you're getting chewed out is because you were being an asshole yesterday and instead of just annoying people you've continued to provoke them
P.S. WHO THE FUCK POSTS A PUBLIC GOODBYE ON AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARD
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No probs, I enjoy drawing in general and also enjoy drawing for the general.
Actually, animatronics were used more for theme parks rather than restaurants in Japan. Toho used to have a moveable Godzilla.
Can someone build one of these in real life so I can finally be happy?
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Okay, thanks guys. It's nice to see some other people that aren't obsessed with facecams. I pretty much went silent during the phonecalls and between-night cutscenes, but I was so utterly surprised and confused by the one single easter-egg game.
Will keep this in mind next time I stream.
So in one of the after-death minigames, you're supposed to control freddy and follow the marionette, but once you pass 2 rooms purple dude stabs you with a rifle bayonet or something?
What's that even supposed to mean?
I'm going to throw my opinion in. I never cared for your holier-than-thou attitude or grammar of a 10-year-old.
Your art isn't good enough for me to tolerate your shit. Scram, and don't come back.
Now then - anyone got any evidence that Skeleton Nigga/Dark Nigga can kill you?
Oh, so it's similar to some of the rides in disney? Neat!
I guess it'd be a little easier to understand then. Etiher way more fans the better, you know? It's always nice to see new content.
>just hear about the game theory video
>watch it relating it to the chuck e. cheese murder
>go read the phone calls
>Call 5 mentions to watch for any previous employees and the day shift becoming available
>Call 6 says you'll be nearby the animotronics for a kids birthday, wearing the security uniform
>Mike was the one in day shift and got fired
>stole the Golden Suit and killed the kids
>the animatronics (foxy) in retaliation bit you instead thinking you were the murderer
Did you guys make this? I feel like you guys made this.
Even if you didn't, I chortled.
I have to wonder: why purple? The atari segments don't seem to lack for a color palette, especially with Foxy e.g. being multiple colors, so I can't help but feel the murderer being purple is somehow significant.
The Great and Powerful Weaver made that.
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It's been a while. I've forgotten how fast these generals used to go by back over the summer.
FYI - this strip is a huge reference to Duckman. That show was ahead of it's time.
It really is a crime how slowly I churn these out. Enjoy the rest of your evening, /fnaf/aggots!
every time I see this I keep thinking the neck is going to keep stretching and pop off and grow spider legs and the neck hole will open up and erupt lashing tentacles and many many teeth.
This is community is fucking tops though. I guess you were expecting a hugbox or something. If so, Tumblr would be a great site for you. You and Kayla-Na and all those other lovely faggots could hugbox it up and just generally be shit together.
Either way, >>>/out/
So I just came back... and caught up
and now I'm scared shitless.
>I prefer scrawny securitybonnie
then how about some more securitybonnie?
I'm not sure he's buying it, better stick a big honkin' human nose on the end just to be sure next time
I almost missed that one this time
Also, I want to fuck that chicken
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In regards to >>86198669
from what I gathered, the interludes are supposed to be
memories of the robots during the day proceeding each night? Basically showing a guard during day shift kills the kids, hides the bodies in the old suits that no one really uses, puppet apparently binds the kids' souls to the animatronics? And they haunt the night during the week, progressively getting more and more active and angry. Supposedly the ghosts are reliving the same one week of hell a la Groundhog day all the way into FNAF1.
>he couldn't save them
>none of them could
>they know it was a guard that did it
>that's why they have a vendetta
>that's why they can't stop
>the children must be saved
Hold me man I didn't need these feels
Wait a second.
Assuming the 7th night is canon, could the phone guy's real name be Fritz Smith?
Think about it, he took over Jeremy's shift, making him the guard for night 7.
The only other reason I can think off is that for some unknown reason, Phone guy and Fritz were working the night and day shifts respectively, and they had to switch. But this is implausible because after night 6, the pizzeria closed down.
Or, Fritz was the Purple guy, and he was fired and later found out as the murderer somehow.
I really don't know why it was Fritz and not Jeremy at night 7, and is is my justifications.
We can HAVE such things?!
Here I was thinking nobody else here watched Duckman growing up, rugratsanon confirmed for #BASED
or at least a 90's kid or older.
I love you, will you ruffle my hair?
Well, that's about it! I had too much fun making all that
joy of creation and what not
If all the animatronics are living beings, what would the humanitronics do about BB?
>keep musicbox wound
>use mask for everything except foxy
>use pic for foxy
i tried something.
bb seems like he'd be a cheeky cunt.
Everyone here who doesn't make art, make shitty art in paint like me and post it.
Could be fun.
Gues agin, B*tch!11!
*teleports behind you*
so Purple man was the original Night Shift Guard
Purple Man moved to Day shift because he was a kiddy fiddler and the robots knew
Jeremy takes over and Fritz calls him over the week
Purple Man does the killings, Fritz tells, etc.
Then on night 6, Jeremy moves to Day shift and the Bite of '87 happens.
Fritz works night 7 and fucks with the machines, getting fired
When the pizzeria reopens, Fritz becomes night worker and dies night 4 because he didn't git gud
Oh my god, Foxy, why didn't you fucking
S A V E T H E M? No wonder you're such a fucking useless piece of shit
Based as always, J.
Nice. You doing requests? I really wanted to see something earlier and I don't know why.
Your normal asshole Freddy dressed in a French Foreign Legion outfit. No real reason.
Why doesn't Security Sargent put a radio next to the marionette with the song on loop and a heavy weight on the box?
I am still kinda reeling from FNAF2 being a prequel as it seems as though I should just scrap my current story as a result. That or write for a 4th reopening? I had some plans for something a wee bit drastically different with different implications, but not sure if I should stay the course or shift gears.
For reference, my old shit: http://pastebin.com/u/ToBeNamed
I kind of seen this coming Weaver...
Now write a huge ass apology letter to him and to the rest of your fans just to be sure everything is fine. That's what everyone else does right?
Weaver, I'm going for popcorn. Keep these coming.
UPS fucked up my god damn delivery again, now I got to wait for tomorrow, I'm fucking sick of this shit, I need my laptop now, Im sick of this shitty 1998 model Desktop.
Why can't UPS fucking do it right, why can't mSI fucking fix a laptop on the first time, why the fuck does it take three times to get a god damn keyboard repaired?
Holy tits, I'm anal blasted by this.
Any simple requests?
The second I saw you upload it to you tumblr, I knew it. I knew someone would send that.
As usual, someone takes offense to a throwaway gag that Weaver even admitted he didn't put too much thought into.
Shh Drick shh. Write and finish whatever you want, it doesn't have to line up with anyone's canon, even Scott's. I liked your old stuff and I'm willing to look the other way as far as FNAF2 is concerned because frankly it's not what I really wanted.
Let's see how edgy and angsty this can get.
Would you be willing to take a stab at Harry?
Must be pretty jarring compared to your days on /b/
So... yeah, im failing hard. Lol
Found it. Mind your volume.
I dont recall seeing all that.
You're talking about the death minigames?
Im talking about those scenes with freddy's perspective where you can only watch at your side.
so far Ive onlyvl seen up to the one where puppet thing follows my eyes.
>Third black person to tell me they got the joke and weren't upset
That's it I just hit my quota of black friends telling me the joke was okay to make
I'm officially in the clear
Also lol at everyone on tumblr assuming I'm white
Well something is there, like two pictures and a cover... so congrats?
Honestly I have no fucking clue how the hell shit like tumblr and twitter work fully either.
Oh, sorry about that.
I would have given the sauce to my post earlier but I never noticed your post bro.
Have a shittily drawn Chica as penance.
I can't play five nights 2 until i know just how long you have to shine the light in fucksy's face and how long you have to wear the mask.
I get spooked
The amount of rage flowing through my cholesterol filled streams will result in chica with shriveled tits.
Maybe another time.
Let's get super edgy. I'm doing it guys.
You should just do whatever you feel comfortable doing.
I'd rather have you keep going as if 2 didn't happen myself, but everything you wrote so far is gold, and I doubt a new story would be any different.
Nigga I watch your streams
You can't fool me
I don't know who's real anymore.
-Freddy in FN@F1 is smarter than Chica and Bonnie
-The interludes are in the FN@F1 diner
-Old Freddy in FN@F2 isn't really any different or special
Jeremy is the victim of the bite of '87
The frontal lobe controls higher-level thinking, decision making, and non-motor-skill memory
holy shit that face is one for the record books
>I must have miss it, but what was the you drew that made someone message you?
Nah, I didn't get discouraged. I'm glad you guys liked it.
All this talk of humanitronics made me make this
im so sorry
Dude I loved it.
>MFW Reach out to the Truth would already make a good battle theme for FNAF without changing it much.
But if we could get the Persona Q Battle theme I'll be in heaven.
I came to this thread to applaud you. BonniexMike is best ship, and you should never stop drawing it.
Bonnie using her ears as helicopter propellers
>BonniexMike is best ship
New one or old one?
This is one of my better Mikes... because he clearly does not give a fuck.
>you are forced to work Fazbear security for one night
What do you bring with you to survive?
It's an Anon ask.
They'd have to admit they sent it.
Now if they do that, Weaver should probably not engage in a conversation unless he has the patience for it or just wants a good laugh.
A pair of dragon dildos and a gun with a single bullet.
>Insert one dragon dildo in anus
>Insert one dragon dildo in mouth
>Go down as the guy who shot himself after shoving dildos in his ass and mouth at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria.
There's something about a purple, robobunny waifu
or husbandowith a regular guy that is just wonderful, isn't there?
>Everyone's posting their tumblr pages
I guess it's time to stop pussyfooting around.
If anyone gives a shit, I made one a couple of weeks back. I don't know how to use it, but I upload the stuff I've drawn for the thread there when I remember to.
http://slightlysimian.tumblr.com/ Sorry for shitting up the thread here without content, I haven't had much opportunity to draw lately. I'll try to make some more stuff soon though.
We have some indications though that the party Jeremy guards on his first day as Day Shift, the Bite happens. It currently makes 'sense' that Jeremy would be the victim, as he's been told to stay close to the animatronics.
It's not 100% confirmed but it seems extremely likely. He was at the birthday party where it occurred, and we know the bots really fucking hate night guards and him specifically more then they do even other adults, so it would explain their motivation behind it.
I don't know, Paranoid
Your Mike is just handsome
Mike is usually pictured as a scrawny guy, though.
Nothing against a handsome Mike, though. I wish I had the 5 'o clock shadow thing he has.
Alright so I'm home and eating, gonna start drawin' real soon. 3 pictures planned for tonight hope they work out.
The guy who wanted the bent over Chica, can you repost that ref in an imgur for me?
>this guy is actually here
This feels good.
Do you think New Bonnie and Old Bonnie share the same soul/energy since parts from old bonnie were used in the construction of Toy bonnie?
What do you think freddy feels about The puppet?
We wish. He might have actually made some improvements to the gameplay if he did, or some of the Deep Lore we've used might have cropped in. Hell, even a Beamzie or Tammy reference would be nice.
>What do you think freddy feels about The puppet?
>implying robots can "feel"
WHAT YOU SAY IS AN ABOMINATION UNTO GOD.
Bͅu͚t ̷̭͎̮̭͉n̠̣̩͚o̗̺̜͙̫t̴͖̹͇̳̭ t̫̦o͕͜ m͚̠͡e̹͍͘,͇͟ ҉͔̣̝̻̻̙̜T̫̜̟̩̥i͔̫͓̻͝r̷͇̮̯̜e̫̟͔̩͜d̹͎͕͈̭.̭̬͉͓͚̠́
N̲̱͉̗̣̭̩̟̕͟ͅè̡҉̨̦̪͈̭̼͖̟͍̗v̵̠͓̝̪̼͚͓̱̺̭̣̘̪͖̼̫͓͘͜͞e͏̴҉̸̱̟̫͕͉̹͔̙̪̹̳̫̱͔̰͎r̵̷̡̛͎̲̣̪̀ͅ ҉̥̬̫͖̗́t̕҉҉̡̼̹̙̣͍̪̩̮̱̪̺̹̰͕̦͈̳̝ò̢̜͓̳̦̬̭̫̳̺͈̝͕̰̣̹̻̀̕̕ ̰̭͎̻̖͕̙̰̘͓̱̻̳̤̬͜͞ͅm̢̱̬̰̺̥̺̱̙͔̤̱̝̗̦̰̀͞ͅe̸̵̼̞̥̗̭͎̟̭̤̕͢͝ͅ.̢̧̘͎̳̦̯̥̹͕͡ͅ
And that's it for today.
Kind of random sorry, but considering how many Freddy's we canonically have running around now (Gold Freddy, Toy Freddy, Dark Freddy etc.) for some reason I imagine your Freddy is the type to sleep around constantly in a sad attempt to try to feel again and all that resulted from it is a ton of illegitimate children he doesn't want to support.
Something's got to be wrong with me, because
I'm aroused by this
Looking for a reaction pic like this, but with more of a "wut" face.
Fuck you, you can't end it like that!
I want my original Chicaling
you sly dog, you
Holy shit, I was not expecting such nice replies. Thanks so much guys.
>implying they aren't just programmed to kill
>implying the pizzeria at nighttime isn't just a testing ground for military robot soldiers
I don't know. I put on the mask when I saw you in the vent, fuck fuck fuck, Foxy's right down the hall too. Get out of here, you fucking little shitstain or gimme back my flashlight, FUCK.
Human Cute Chica.
Anyone know where I can get a Security Guard model for SFM?
I honestly can't find one. Being able to find the proper Freddy map for SFM is a bitch too.
I would draw some OC, but my tablet is busted, so I'm trying an alternative.
No ... i'd have to disagree. He'd be sleeping on his own, bitter, alone and angry with the world. In the back of his head however, there's a tiny smidge that wishes for some company, someone that completely understood him. But as soon as any interaction with annyone starts he realises once again how much he despises annyone that's not him and the scorn and hatred continues.
That or he's just an angry sod.