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Mecha Division, Round 1:
>#2 Kha'Zix vs #63 Talon strawpoll.me/2861774
>#31 Lee Sin vs #34 Orianna strawpoll.me/2861775
>#18 Urgot vs #47 Sivir strawpoll.me/2861776
>#15 Riven vs #50 Vel'Koz strawpoll.me/2861777
Complete Tournament Bracket: challonge.com/qe5ymfbg
Voting for this division will end at 11:59 PM PDT 10/29/2014
Treat others the way you would like to be treated and respect your fellow league players.
Being friendly goes a long way, no matter where you are.
Rather than call people out, offer constructive criticism on how they can improve.
Being nice and treating people with respect can greatly impact the growth and success of the league community.
I want to rub my pollen grains all over Zyra's stigma.
Ahri, yasuo, Leblanc
Vi, Jarvan (maybe killing machine soon™)
Corki, Vayne, Ashe
Sona, Morg, Thresh
I can't play the same shit over and over
god damn puush is down, holy shit its blogging time
this was legit the most painful game in a while
>enemies have "asuna" and "kirito" roleplaying in all chat
>enemy nid afk
>it takes us 44 minutes to end, we lose an inhib and baron
>people want to surrender 5v4
i dont even know what happened
we won, but fuck me
>try my best to solve the captcha
>type the next captcha fast and with mistakes
>Making custom lewd icons for the client
>Can't decide between these two
Help me lolg
I got to diamond playing these
Fuck that shitty ass lane
Xerath, Twisted Fate, Zed and a bit of Viktor
Killing Machine and the inexorable Ram Ass
Braum and Janna
You gotta calm down, anon.
You're getting upset over things on the internet.
Look over here, it's the silver rule.
It should apply to 90% of players in this thread.
But what f I want people to be hard on me, to grill me for when I fuck up because I know that's the only way to get better? What if I only put their ass on the coals because they fucked up and I want them to know what they did and how to improve?
>udyr blames me for dying
>The enemy Kat keeps jumping me and bursting me
>"all you need to do is sit back and do damage"
>"All you need to do is be a useful fucking tank"
i want to hold you in my arms
be mine para
Holy shit Korean scene is absolutely imploding
Half the top tier players are moving to Korea
Changing to 8-team League where 7 of the teams are KeSPA
It's funny how Chinese killed their own scene with poaching and corruption so hard now they have to destroy the Korean one
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SUPPORT BRANDS
SERIOUSLY IVE HAD 4 AND NONE OF THEM HAVE DONE GOOD
But these are all Ranked games
Am I the only one here that subtly trolls rioters when they're in your game?
>Rioter asks for Thresh
>pick Thresh, ask for Ez
>They pick Ez
>say "wtf im lagging"
>they're stuck with exhaust support masteries and runes ez
>last hit minions
>they can't be toxic otherwise they get fired
Sejuani sleeping wearing her Pig onesie
bullshit I get teammates who I practically suck their cocks and what do they do they bend you over and fuck as hard as possible leaving you sore with a bitter taste in your mouth.
you can call me phil
i love you so much para
ive been following you since you started
i am your biggest fan
right now im sitting in my shit-stained chair and pulling my little stiffy thinking of how good you must smell
how do you smell like? ;-)
Worth getting back into League? Haven't played in 5+ years like when Kassadin was released I think. Been watching streams and jewtube commentators and it's piqued my interest again.
Play other assfaggots and just looking for another one to do.
I think you might be rushing to conclusions.
NOW I HAVE A SUPPORT SKARNER
SUPPORTING ISNT HARD FOR FUCK SAKE
>thresh get caught in enemy (topside) brush near base wall
>they're all right on top of each other trying to kill him
>don't see me I guess
>5 man knockup, rift, and an ult that hits all 5 for the entire 2.5 seconds
and I was like where did they go mang lol
also xth for falling out of g2 and sucking
Who are you and why am I feeding a dog with you?
Crazy intense game. Close one tho.
>Charge in team fight
>Deal lots of damage
>Wait ten seconds
>clean-up whatever's left.
Why aren't you maining Hecarim this season?
>LAST ARTIST YOU LISTENED TO IS NOW A CHAMPION
>IF IT'S A BAND THEN THE LEAD SINGER OR THEIR MOST FAMOUS PERSON OF THAT BAND
>NOW TELL US THEIR ULTIMATE
>Based Blessing of the Based God: Based God now becomes invulnerable and untargetable for 5 seconds and has aoe holy true damage for the duration
who ARE you
sorry i dont know how to draw mentally handicapped people
gimme your requests so I can do them
tfw i have oddone and pobelters stream open at once watching their 5s game
Rumble or Irel. Darius is more of a normals kind of top laner. Either that or Protect the Kog which doesn't happen that often in YoloQ.
I've seen like 1 irelia in ranked so far. Thankgod, I fucking hate vsing her.
I have a rumble skin, so i'll probs play him. What runes do you suggest? scaling mr blues or scaling ap blues?
>tfw carrying your friends in normals
truly the greatest feel
She has some serious emotional and attitude issues and it is too much of an effort for the average person to maintain a relationship (romantic or not) with her
i dont like meme culture
its one of the worst things thats happened to 4chan in the past while
Our jungler wants me to play yas for some reason ends up fucking me over in lane on purpose just to spite me for not picking yas. My team says nothing to him. He ends up telling me see you should have picked yas.
I suppose it would take 1 million calories just to lift your fat fingers and post a link yeah? sorry for asking a favor of this magnitude that would require hundreds and thousands of men to do :^)
oh hes that asian guy from worlds that
are you sure that guy was westdoor
cause he was pretty bad
Somebody laughed at that? What an asshole. Thanks anyway anon. I like it.
Good morning lolgen
Time for studying and visiting the doctor, f-fuck you all:^)
>he isnt streaming
>imthem wont stream
AM I REALLY
GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TOO
You're gonna have to try harder than that.
Reply hazy, try again.
hear me out
what if we buff yasuo
he got overnerfed, he's worst than yi right now
How do I stop being a silver shitter? use le epic memer champs?
Riot is about player reformation. Not only incarnati0n was young(and naive) he slowly reformed into a noticeably better person in every aspect. It's like banning a 14 year old kid from playing basketball for the rest of his school career for a fuck up in middle school despite his young age and him maturing into a young and respectable adult.
Compared to someone like XJ9 who despite saying otherwise is still incredibly toxic, shows no remorse, and seeks to hold a place in the community through negative actions and blatant attention seeking with those actions.
I feel like he should certainly be given a short leash, but Incarnati0n has shown massive improvement and reformation and if Riot really wants to be ABOUT that then it's a clear decision. Riot can use a revoke of a suspension to prove that their efforts work and are meaningful for both parties (Riot and Toxic players) while Riot can also use players such as XJ9 as an example of what happens if you don't reform.
Overall, I would say this about any player, regardless of skill. If someone spends 2+ years working on bettering themselves as a person and has no issues of any sort, they should get another chance. Similar to career criminals however, they have less leeway and further punishments are more severe.
Of course, incarnati0n is going to get more attention because of his fame and story, but if a player with similar actions and stories in plat or some bullshit went through the same struggle I would advocate for him/her too.
Learn how to play a small pool of champions in 2-3 different positions and only play those. Ignore the memer champs and play what you know. If you have the playing ability and leadership skills you will stop being a shitter eventually.
xth for wanting to fuck this semen demon
>top 5 LoL plays of all time
>2 of them have nothing to do with the game
>1 of them is an overfarmed Zed beating an underfarmed zed
>top play is a backdoor
This game is a literal pile of shit.
Damn, this is actually going pretty well
Slow as hell, but it's fun
They gave everyone free wards to remind shitters that vision control was a 5 man job, and that they shouldn't count on the support to be their ward bitch.
Jungle buffs are going to spawn later and there's more neutral objectives to fight over. Also, the global gold is going to be removed from dragon in lieu of a teamwide buff that stacks every time you kill it. Hopefully this will cure top lane of its cancer.
After 4 years of playing this shit, I think I actually like to play Rumble and Victor.
Now all I have to do is actually get a chance to play them.
>be on bronze 5 smurf
>be ww mid
>blitz and riven top
>blitz: "riven if u ult the minions they die faster"
you must experience the elo heaven to believe it
>garen feeds yorick
>ask him why he calls top if he doesn't know how to handle yorick
>he goes on a tirade about how I'm a toxic shitter because I asked a question
You ever get the feeling that this game is becoming worse and worse?
Maybe he wanted to play top? Maybe he never gets to play top and wanted to get some experience in that lane?
As much as you don't want to believe it, you are a Toxic shitter if you rage over shit like that.
>Has solid base stats
>Unburstable with just TF + Randuins, hard as shit to kite because Randuins
>FREE tenacity, makes her basically unkiteable in teamfights unless you have lots of displacements/knockups
>Is deceptively tanky through constant health return
>Can kill carries with on demand CC + high base damage/low cd abilities
>Can kill tanks by just building attack speed and shredding them with true damage
I wouldn't say she's OP since she's vulnerable to being snowballed/out-tanked/out-damaged, but she's overloaded as shit
All I gotta do is just copy-past back into the right folder, just moving images around
TF talking shit how good he is. End up feeding kat like crazy and fiddle as well as letting her roam. Only win due to our Diana and me catching them off guard. TF has the nerve to say it was all him like he was literally lying to himself and he believed it.
>Implying anyone can deal with Yorick's lane
>Not having fun methodically building an advantage in the laning phase through poking and farming
>Not having fun warding and out rotating your enemies and securing objectives
>Not having fun giving it your best shot in the last teamfight only to get aced because the ADC refused to right click
Get a load of this faglord.
Yeah I think I am done trying to climb the ladder to plat keep getting dcing junglers and duo laners who give first blood less then 5 mins in. I understand its fine once in a while but 10 games straight is stupid as shit fix your shit riot.
Yeah, it's kind of funny, but also annoying. Life goes on I guess.
Once you die the first five times trying to 1v1 him, you'd figure you'd learn to just sit back and farm.
It's not actually hard to deal with yorick's lane. The issue is when you're a blubbering retard who thinks he can go balls deep because he's playing destruction man.
No late game, just a tanky as fuck stun bot
Also comes with blowing up adcs so protect them well :^)
>friends and I go to some little tournament
>enemy team is literally all bronze with like 200-500 ranked games each
>think nothing of it whatever
>go mid against fizz
>he took his dash first
>I know this because at level 1 he flash dash ignited me
>I could only get in one auto before the tower killed him
I didn't know how to react. Also yes, I shit you not, he DID ult the wave before leaving to buy. %100 serious
How can get fast with LeBlanc?
I usually try to DeathfireGrasp-E-Q-R-W but it always feels so slow
Is there a good combo which can be started by W?
Also how do I learn to put in the combinations so fast? Most LB players are able to pull of their combos in a matter of 2 seconds
There can't be THAT many people refreshing op.gg for the past X hours on EUW, did they break it with the maintenance?
if i get masters will riot mail me a katarina gf irl?
do you think i should make a thread on general discussion thanking riot for making her and telling them in detail how much i love her?
>tfw you will never get to go back in time to experience your favorite games in their hayday again
What i would give to go back to 2007 so I could play halo with my friends again. I had fun. I didn't get frustrated like I do with league.
>tfw you will never experience tekken for the first time again
>tfw you will never experience monster hunter for the first time again
>tfw you will never experience crash bash and all crash games for the first time again
>tfw you will never experience doom for the first time again
>tfw you will never expperience dynasty warriors and samurai warriors and samurai western for the first time again
Wish I could but I have some medical conditions that insurance fucks me on so I need a job to pay for it or I'm fucked.
I just wish I could be a kid again. Not an old wannabe kid.
Don't let people tell you it's not big deal. Sex is fucking great and I feel like it's something that every person should experience.
Sex with my girlfriend for the first time was fucking insane and so intimate. It's such a close feeling you get to another human being.
>TFW Been coming on 4chan since highschool and laughing at the wizards
>TFW college is almost done and still a kissless virgin
This isn't how it was supposed to be.
tfw i dont care to have sex because i know all it means is i have to use money on some bitch i could care less for atm
if i really want someone else to get me off, theres an asian massage place 2 miles away that give full service for 75$
i live in las vegas
How to get laid. Find a girl who is realistically in your range. Talk to her a lot, if you click, she's going to start looking better in your eyes and vice versa.
My girlfriend is like a 7/10 but she's a solid 10/10 for me because I'm so into her everything about her drives me crazy in a good way.
Sure those work, but joining communities is also a huge huge way to meet people. I met my girlfriend at my uni's queer student union.
Book clubs, volunteer work, table top gaming, dancing classes, fuck almost anything with other people around your age is good.