/kspg/ - Kerbal Shit Posting General

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SAMMICHES YALL

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Second for Youmu

Why'd you move the rant to the bottom?

4th for >tfw no bf

>>83014050
the rant has always been at the bottom

>>83014160
It got moved to the top of the post, and the last two threads even went so far as to put the rest of the OP text in the first reply.

Why does the "Swept Wing Type B" part have exactly half the lift-to-surface-area ratio of all of the other new wing parts. That is dumb and I hope it was an unintentional oversight that gets fixed in 0.25.1

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Time to "administer the solution" to the admin building.

I'll be in the alive thread thread
>>82886236

>>83014298
multi-post OPs are too long and need to be condensed

>>83014432
Sure, but the rant should go at the start of the post.

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>>83014347
I can't believe this actually worked

>>83014457
I'll keep that in mind next time

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Not even working on this right now but a pair of panels look neat.

Can someone please just come on the slam, and welcome to the jam?

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>>83015172
If you say so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhRNO6EZmRA

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Finished ur moms dildo, time to deliver it

How do I get RPM in the stock spaceplane plus pods now?

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>>83016004
FUCK.

god damn runway is made of sherbert

Just updated to .25, but none of these new Elevons move, anyone else having this problem?

>>83016254
Nah the problem is the velocity detection.

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Perfect landing.

I got the hiccups :(

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Fucking hell Squad how much effort was it to check the runway destroyed model even CONTACTED THE GROUND

all the rubble is floating mid air

how the hell can you always be this incompetent

>>83016452
How did you update? Steam, Store, Patcher?
>>83016561
Neat, but you could've used a better aircraft.
>>83016569
Literally the worst.

>>83016569
Try and sit completely still for a full minute
Don't even blink

>>83016649
Better? It has the most ground dangly bits and the least stability. It's perfect.

>>83016569
Masturbate to cute boys

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Continuing with the skylon, here's the touchdown. Although fast, incredibly smooth.

>>83016649
Fresh Install, deleted .24 and installed.

I'm playing on the server, fagets.

>>83016903
Hmm I'm not sure then. None of them function for pitch/roll/yaw at all? Make sure you're not placing them directly on the CoM or something, that might cause them to be confused.

>>83017063

Also fuck whoever made the gigganigga debris maker. Im gonna clean up all that shit.

>>83017116
I have gimbal and everything else, just no movement on the dang things. Even on stock ships. Installed twice now, same problem.

>>83016569

for reals anon, cuz i'm a good guy

stand up straight, stretch and hold your arms up over your head as high as you can for about 20 seconds

no more hiccups, works every time.

>>83017320
No idea then. Sorry anon.

>>83016561
I tried flying that piece of shit earlier.

I hated it. Slow as shit for its tiny size, and it's not even an SSTO. Jettisoning engines kind of defeats the point of space launches with a plane, doesn't it?

I guess it's still cheaper than a rocket. Maybe. I can't imagine that thing flying well with cargo.

>Runway destroyed
>Cannot repair, Vessel on runway, remove before continuing
>OK button
>Sent to VAB

wut

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>>83016745
>>83016745
Real skylon won't have parachutes and if I perfect the landing with this one, I won't need them either.

>>83017685
Reminder that it's not deliberately bad, Max is lying.
>>83017726
The buttons for those are probably click-through, and the VAB was probably behind it.

>>83017671
Dang. Thanks anyway. I'm copying over parts from .24 to see if that fixes it, will report back if so. If I wasn't such a poorfag I would buy it on steam.

>>83017648

That didn't work. Fuck you, fuck you and your entire family.

>>83017971
That's lewd, anon

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DILDO DELIVERED

>>83017815
Figured that afterward. Still, getting sent to the VAB won't be a problem anymore I guess.

>>83016569
Drink water upside down for 30 seconds.

You're welcome.

Server anon what the fuck is this

ded game
ded thred

>>83018287
you'll never defeat the gigganigga debris

>>83017971

it always works. you did it wrong.

i know it sounds like i'm trolling but i always get rid of my hiccups like this. make sure you're stretching as much as you can stretch or it won't reset your diaphragm.

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>>83018287
Shit

>>83018450
No fun allowed

>>83018489
But seriously
Module manager 2.5.0 is required, but 2.5.1 is blocked
Server anon you drunk motherfucker

>>83018287

>hyperedit

Faget

But yea apparently the server is a nazi with the new version, hold pls

>>83017925
Reporting in.

Made the problem worse. Turn back, Don't Dead Enter Inside.

>>83018649
He's saying we'll be dead if we don't enter inside right away/!

>>83018647

It appears to work now. Confirmed for working more than squad

I'm also still drunk, 24/7 all day everyday

>>83017815
>The buttons for those are probably click-through, and the VAB was probably behind it.
They explicitly fixed that issue in .25 though :^)

>>83019259
They fixed problems with existing UI elements, but not new ones.

poop

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Now testing with 3.5 Tons of cargo

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Cargo delivered to orbit.

Who wants to make out?

>>83020817
Eww

>>83020817
Fuck off with your cooties.

>>83020949

I have been tested. 100% cootie free

Kerbal may have a lot of flaws but I just love this game.

>>83020817
Me!

>>83021095
>that first time I attempted to land on the Mun and ended up going to Duna instead

I think I just liked it more when I didn't know what I was doing.

On a side note, what's the best memory you guys have from KSP?

>>83021095

This woman may have a lot of flaws but I just love ur mum.

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>>83021439
The whole thing was just great, was nice fun messing about with Unity and entertaining anons.

>>83021439
First Mun landing in 0.13.

Something broke on my ksp the oscar b tank looks like shit

>>83021695
Delete settings.cfg, restart the game and change your ingame settings.

>>83021439
>that first time I attempted to land on the Mun and ended up going to Duna instead
Fuck, that reminds me of a short story I once read. These crazy fucking rocket scientists tried to go to the Moon but went to Mars instead. These chaps were bonkers. Like blowing up people who didn't agree with them with rocket fuel and shit. Wish I could remember the name of the story.

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>>83021647
>666.6 m/s
I didn't notice that before.

>>83021439
0.15 arrived and with it came spaceplanes and Minmus. I had multiple stream sessions for the faggots over at /v/, I was one of the very few able to go to minmus and come back with what we had back then.

I also showed multiple spaceplanes and I remember a few people going "HOW DID YOU LAND THAT !?!?!?!"

Good times.

>>83021762
thanks, it was literally just a grey cylinder with no detail.

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Whoever isnt on the server right now is literally hitler

>>83022414
>X-01
I thoguht I was the only one who does that

>>83022414

What is the delta-v of one ejaculation with a 90kg male?

>>83022775
69

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>>83021439

>>83023205
You got that fucking thing to Duna?

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>>83023253
Yeah, it was a rush job and I botched the aerobrake something fierce though

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>>83021439

Setting up this gps network.

I would love to be as enthusiastic about the game today, but it crashes way too much for me to get into anything as detailed.

>>83023205
Neat, but what the fuck is its purpose?

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>>83023754

I also forgot my KSO config that worked with KSS. Kerbin looks so much better realistically sized I think

>>83024164
The purpose was 'docking had just been added to the game, time to build something crazy with it'. So far as I know I was the first to do multi-node docking like that

>>83024221

*RSS I mean. It was my custom RSS config as well.

How do I make a cruise missile

>>83014926
go to sleep robbaz

Should I go to sleep, /kspg/?

>>83025076
Sleep is for the weak.

ded thred rip in pizza

I want to suck a dick

>>83028471
Quit being so slutty Max.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FICON_project

The 1950s Air Force had the best dumb ideas. I think I'll make a game about this. Pixel-art in Gamemaker or blunder my way through Unity?

how the fuck am I supposed to activate an engine while splashed down

>>83028471
I want to suck a dick too, except I actually can suck a dick right this moment

>>83028890
First you get into the water somehow.
And then you activate the engine.
If it's already been activated, right-click it and 'run test'

>>83029059
the problem is the engine disappears once I hit the water

>>83029085
Use more parachutes?

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>>83028774
I'll see your FICON project, and raise you a 747 with with a rack full of fighters.

>>83016254
>dat seamless transition from rubble to clean runway
bravo squad

>>83029085
Land softer. Or place the engine somewhere safe above the waterline, the part itself doesn't need to be in water, just the vessel state.

>>83029176
>>83029228
I'm an ass, thank you

>>83017757
>using anything but a 1 meter adapter with a nosecone
not skylon, try again

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5: download ksp and mods
6-4: don't

>>83029187

Yes, but can it launch them? If it ain't parasitic, it ain't fun.

>join server
>ksc scene is at an odd angle and unresponsive

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>>83030365
Oh yes.

>>83030917
>mods not us

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>>83031009
Better picture

>>83028975
>tfw no dick to suck

>>83031150
Man they really wanted to use the 757 for some cool shit. Cruise missile launcher, parasite fighter carrier, ICBM laser defence, carrying the Shuttle and a god damn infrared observatory.

>>83029331
>making it look bad on purpose

>>83031332
Just get a dog

There is literally nothing wrong with the Mark 55 radial mount liquid engine

>>83031150
>>83031009

What's the story here? Parasitic stuff died out in the 60s as far as I am aware.

>>83031810
Except its stats.

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>>83031526
Also, Lasers.

>>83031906
It did die out. Concept drawings are a dime a dozen in aerospace history.

>>83031625
B-but I don't want a dog, I want a human

>>83032742
Beggars can't be choosers

>>83021439
The day that orbital mechanics just clicked and I was able to land on the mun back in .13

Goddamn fucking ratshit fuck.
I can't into planes.
Fuck.
Need to unlock the rapist engines so I can Skylon, at least.

>>83029187
I always thought of an idea like this. It would actually be plausible if nuclear-thermal jet engines were used for propulsion. You could make a flying aircraft carrier that you resupply and keep constantly airborne.

>>83014432
Nope. I'd rather see us actually put everything of importance in there than us start pulling out any more stuff.

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>page 9

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Daily reminder that there is a qt orbiting this planet right now

Is the new version out yet?

>>83040943
.25 came out this week.
.26 when

>>83039947
She's not particularly cute though.

>>83013895
fuck off

>>83039947
as she is orbiting this planet, she is orbiting my penis too.
nice.

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>>83029212

speaking of transistion

how is the model floating THIS high and no one noticed? I'm pretty much certain you could drive a 1.25m vehicle UNDER this.

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>>83043575
>Can actually drive an entirely stock rover under how big this gap is

There's pretty much no excuse for something this dumb. What the fuck were your testing team even doing?

Just had me an idea.

You can break every runway section except the first and be able to still launch vehicles.

So it'd make a pretty good challenge course to get the best time from one end to the other.

(not with stock wheels obv, no point trying with those)

So I haven't played this in a while. What are the current master race mods?

>>83045648
FAR for aerodynamics. Near Future for ion propulsion, solar panels and reactors if you like "sci-fi soviets". RasterProp Monitor for usable IVAs. RealChute for parachutes that won't kill your craft when they deploy. RemoteTech for relays. Ackander Vertical Tech Tree if you insist on playing career.

Anyone else's ground textures look really shitty after the latest update?

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Ow, 0.25 is out them? Just saw the changelog. Another useless update albeit not as useless as 0.24
They ditched the idea of multiplayer? And are you guys playing that old multiplayer mod? Is it less buggy now? What is the server and where can I donwload the mod?

By the way, any news of mods braking up in this new version? Here's my modlist

>>83046338
>Ow, 0.25 is out
yes
>They ditched the idea of multiplayer
No? I don't think anybody ever said that multiplayer was going to be in .25
>And are you guys playing that old multiplayer mod
darkmultiplayer is the new hotness
>Is it less buggy now
probably
>What is the server and where can I donwload the mod?
same as it's always been, and same place as you always could, from the forums
>By the way, any news of mods braking up in this new version?
A bunch, squad rearranged some folders.
>mechjeb
wait why do you have crossfeedenabler without realism overhaul, I thought that was the whole point of that thing

>>83046836
>without realism overhaul
I have another KSP installation folder with RSS exclusively, guess i moved this from there by mistake
>mechjeb
Just use for the D/V calculator and flight info. Engineer sux.

>>83047020
Engineer 1.0 is pretty spiffy

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soon

>>83043575

Unity not us :^)

>>83048032
Terrain Detail = Toaster not us :^)

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Here's my first 0.25 stock shuttle.

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I stopped playing right around the NASA updates.
Is SQUID still fucking it all up? has it gotten ANY better?

>>83050021
Read the thread, you can drive under the runway even better now

>>83050021
Squad doesn't have any modelers left since Artyom quit, so they keep hiring retards that don't know what they're doing

>>83050147
>>83050273
sounds great.
How long 'till abandonware?

>>83050147
>billy sets his graphics to minimum so his toaster can run it
>no antialiasing, 1/8th textures, minimum terrain detail
>1995 era CRT screen resolution
>still gets yellow timewarp
>mommy why my comptar gaem not good?

>>83050601
>1995 era CRT screen resolution
You mean 1600x1200?

>>83050705
1280x720

>>83050782
>1995
>16:9 ratio
anon pls.

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>>83050836

>>83050962
>those glasses
RADICAL DUDE

>>83050705
No, dumbass, squarish 1280x1024 if he was lucky to get a 17" screen. Otherwise, 1152x864 if he got a half-shitty 15" samsung

>>83051126
He said 1995, not 1992.
As a nerd living during these years, I'm telling you that screens were nowhere near as bad as you think. They were pretty shit to stare at for long, but they had better colour and resolution than people like to admit. LCD remained strictly inferior in everything but price and power efficiency until the mid 2000s. Until about 2007 you could reliably expect a CRT screen to have better resolution and colour than a corresponding LCD screen.

Offices swapped because of the power efficiency and the fact that you didn't have to tinker with refresh speeds to make it endurable to stare at a screen for long, and homes swapped because widescreen, despite the fact that their new LCD displays had shit resolution, colour and contrast compared to their bulky CRTs.

>>83050962
>off white plastic everywhere
>speakers integrated into keyboard
>two button mouse
>enormous stickers on computer
>calling the screen the computer, and the computer the harddrive

Ah, nostalgia.

>>83051807
>As a nerd living during these years, I'm telling you that screens were nowhere near as bad as you think

What are you implying? That I wasn´t a sociophobic bullied Geek back in the 90's? We are in fucking KSP for fuck sake. Dude, I'm almost 30, and I also lived those days.

Most regular people, at least in my country, back in the second half of the 90's still had 8 year Old CRTs from the 92' extremely blurish and flickerish. There was, of course, high quality CRT screen, but they were easily over the equivalent of 200USD which in the 90's was asoundly high amount to pay for a screen. Most regular folks would buy the cheapest 15" ones with were just plain terrible. At the turn of the millenium you could still found in lots of people's houses that didn´t care much for technology, still old pentium 1 and pentium 2 computers running windows 95 together with a 15" CRT. Most of which would only display up to 1024x768. 1152x864 if you were lucky.

I myself, have today a 1440p AH-IPS dell, and as a secondary, a high quality 19" 2048x1536 85hz CRT which I still use for playing game to this very day. Bought it back in 2006 and it still blows in therms of IQ and motion fluidity any shitty TN screen.

>>83052301
When he wrote average 1995 screen I assumed he meant one that was up-to-date technology-wise and of a model produced that same year. If you meant to compare it to the more commonly sold models that decade it would of course underperform, but then that was because those models had been in production since the late eighties and wouldn't in my opinion qualify as a 1995 screen as they weren't representative of the state of technology.

I have an old 1600x1200 CRT screen in my wardrobe. Bought three of them back in 98, but when my kid ended up shoving two of them off of the desk back in 08, I bought cheaper CRTs instead. I still miss playing on them, they had 90Hz sync and incredible response time.

>KSP will never use a reasonable amount of RAM
>KSP will never work properly on x64
>KSP will never be able to support more than a handful of parts and be stable, irregardless of your specs
>KSP will never manage textures in a manner that allows proper occlusion in the manner that almost every single other game released in the past 10 years does
>KSP will always be shit

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>download this to replace the shit MK1 style

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/92764-Stock-Part-Revamp-%28Redone-Plane-Parts!-and-more!%29

>it overwrite the Squad folder
>it's packaged with module manager

why even include module manager if you aren't using it? the fuck, that's just frustrating.

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I tried this game again just now.

I gave up before this whole "career mode" thing started.


It gave me some missions; test the regular SRB while landed, test the decoupler while landed, test the first space engine while landed, test the mini SRB thing while landed, test the launch clamps while landed.

I built a shitty thing with all of those on the launch pad. I right clicked them all, and it only gave me the actions to use them.
So I did.

None of the missions completed even though they had the prerequisite boxes checked off.

what does squad actually want me to do to complete these?

also how2webm with decent quality

>>83053229
You have to toggle them through the staging system. So press spacebar and they should all complete.
It's retarded, no idea why.

>>83053229

You don't activate them I think, just 'test' them.

I haven't done missions like that since career came out.

>>83053145
It will have all those things when the next unity version is released.

>>83053229

Recover your craft after testing, mang.

>>83053229
> also how2webm with decent quality
Keep the Bits/(Pixel*Frame) above 0.07 and encode very slowly.

>>83053229
You need to stage them

>>83046329
It's a feature, faggot.

>>83034657
One of the ace combat games had a mission where you take on a flying ship like this.

Anyone got scansat 0.25 working?
latest update doesnt work on here

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>>83055941

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>>83056287
>no fun allowed

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Rate my stock SSTO.

>>83056640
qt3.14/10

>>83056640
regular SSTO/10
would put forward RCS on the cockpit nose

>>83056965
I tried, but those nozzles are too bulky to look good on there.

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I have not played KSP since last year and I want to join the server.
Someone please spoonfeed me how to join the server and what version/addons I need.

>>83056965
Aren't those indentations just under the window RCS nodes, like in the Porkjet pack the parts come from, or like how it's done in KSOS?

>>83057502
Why isnt this in the OP?

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>do you even lift
who is lifting body?

KSPG, how do I into SSTO?

Have any of the physicsless parts changed in 0.25? They're making all my vehicles look pretty ridiculous when I play KSP as a game.

>>83013895
>>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure

Who the fuck is Girbonaut?

>>83059263
Small 1-meter fuel tank, probe core, radial solar panel, 0.625m Rockomax engine.

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>>83059295
pic related. The decoupler, batteries, and lights add zero mass.

I think Squad and Porkjet may have really missed a trick here of what the MK2 could have been.

It's great they did the flippable design, as it's made it a lot more versatile and that was a good call.

But an interesting problem is that the clamp-o-tron for instance forces monoprop to be used too. Now I know I can turn it off, but what of the space?

I'm also stuck using external gear bays. See where I'm going?

I wonder if it might be neat to import these into Blender and create an even better version with the same philosphy as B9, that different versions of the bays can be cycled.

I am so fucking hungover from yesterday

but a great victory was had.

Max was drunk as fuck on squadcast and made no attempt to deny it.

150 more billies converted.

Max shows up in the thread and expresses his self disgust.

How do we preserve this shit for future generations

>>83010021

>>83060026
there was a mm config flying around in the last thread to make them have physicsignificance again

on a side note: does mm allow wildcards (*)?
if so, the most basic solution would just be to overwrite that value for all parts (yes i know this is a lazy mexican solution to the problem)

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oh

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>>83060776

>>83060776
>>83060905
>typical kerbal launch.jpeg

>>83060689
I missed it, what exactly happened?

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>>83060905

>>83060976
alcohol

he did hard mode career, quit after three failed missions with the phrase

"I actually have to read all the things now"

"harder difficulties are perhaps not for everyone"

Switches to the SST-Nowhere stock vehicle, goes on a 10 minute rant about how it's designed to be shitty, is obvious he built it in the editor and never actually flew it.

entire time he's ranting, he's hovering at 8k, flying in a straight line. 10 minutes.

at 7:38 decides he's had enough, Squadcast ends with Yarg saying "I don't even know what to say" and Max promising they'll be better next week. Signs off without warning, Squad scrambles for 15 mins to put the anyone who's available on.

Oh and Yarg's mike was getting cut out the entire squadcast by max's toaster, meaning all the viewers could really understand is max groaning.

And Max said the developers word "8-10 hours a week"

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>>83061348
>8-10 hours a week

>>83061348
>"8-10 hours a week"

Those poor souls ..

God im happy that i pirate almost all of my games , i hate the thought i would give my money to lazy bums like that .

>>83053229
This happened to me too even with staging.

>>83060689
I wasn't the only one fucked up yesteday?

I took 50 mg of benadryl, drank 2x40oz of strong beer and smoked a ton of weed.

I rescued some Kerbal stranded in orbit on hard mode in career.

Then an hour later the fucking benadryl kicked in and I couldn't keep my eyes open.

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ElectroFlyte MK2 is airborne

bit slower than I'd hoped but the fact I'm lifting the MK2 AND a MK2 cargo bay this way probably says something about how overpowered ion engines are. Guess they're still fun though in their own way.

I'm hoping I can find a way to SSTO with these things

Is 0.25 that bad that Max was drunk on stream?

Jesus Christ, Squad.

>>83062468
Cargo bay? I meant passenger.

>>83062438
yah i drank a bunch and smoked

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How much delta V should a good SSTO have after getting into orbit?

>>83063307

Provided you can aim for KSC well enough, 580m/s should be a good amount for de-orbit and return

>>83063307
That really depends on your criteria here. But at least enough to get back down with whatever it was supposed to carry back down, if anything.

>>83063462
200 should be plenty surely, assuming you're at 70km and inc 0.

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>>83051895
>calling the screen the computer, and the computer the harddrive

wat? I'm 32 years old and this was never a thing. It was called a monitor since I first was taught about computers. And I learned how to use a computer with an Apple II at home.

>>83064293
what do you wish you could go back and tell your 25 year old self?

>>83062468
You aren't flying with ions. You are exploiting the infi-glide glitch. Take all the ions and solar panels off and make it a glider. You will still be able to fly as long as you want.

Control surfaces work by providing thrust. That is how shitty the aerodynamics are in this game.

>>83064293
Yes, and we were all so fortunate as to be taught computers, instead of being told about them from parents who considered them mythical creations.

>>83064410
Don't date her. The fact she is cheating on her fiance with you is a very bad sign and you know it.

Other than that I have no regrets.

>>83064645
dude i just rejected two girls because they were acting shifty with exes

"if you met because she was cheating, don't be surprised when she cheats on you" has been my guiding light for the past two years

glad to know I'm ahead of the game.

Remember the dialup tone? BaDaongBaDongBing---dooooooooooo

>>83064810
>Be on a relative's house
>I was really young
>Playing prince of persia 1
>get out of the game
>see this internet thingy
>double click it
>phone starts dialing by itself
>dialing turns into sounds of agony
>ran away and started crying because I though I broke the phone

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>>83064527
No I'm not, I'm using FAR.

>Build lightweight version

Lightweight version is fucking awesome. Not all that fast but it reacts really well to pulling G. Dive and the fun begins. It's awesome doing stunts at really low speeds. Stalled it into flying backwards earlier.

On that point, almost everything I build in far seems to want to fly the wrong direction mainly. no idea why.

I knew you guys would never get the 8-10 hours thing go.

>>83064978
kids will never appreciate what the internet is. computers making spoopy sounds at one another over many miles

>>83065143
i'm too lazy to post the beheading picture can you just fuck off

>>83065143
It correlates perfectly with the end product results.

May want to stream sober next time, Max.

You're among friends here.

>>83065450
I wish it had been booze instead of just 'ate a pound and a half of beef before going live'. I wish Lalo hadn't said that I couldn't and that I wasn't Marty Mcfly about my eating capacity.

>>83065143
>"Oh fuck KSPG just heard me say that. I need another drink"
>"It's just an energy drink guys!"

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>tfw reading every post in scott manly voice

>>83065539
immm nurtt jdrunk on eirrrrr

>>83065538
Dust effects in 0.26?

How's stock multiplayer?

>>83066025
Jesus is running into some issues, we're worried about usability, thinking about scaling back scope in that area.

>>83066025
Dust not in 26, Multiplayer progressing nicely but we might have to hire more people to have it go faster.

>>83065143
>>83065538
>>83066109
G E T A T R I P
E
T

A

T
R
I
P

>>83066087
>>83066109
Since no tripname, I'll go with the upper post.

>Scales MP back to cancelled

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why so serious?

>>83066205
He's not sure how to top 9/11

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play along with me /kspg/

>>83066341
ww1 trenches

Max, pro tip: The more actual content you show on KSPTV, the less we will care about your antics.

>>83066436
what content?

8 hours of dev work a week doesn't produce much

and it's not like Max Is Adding Anything

>>83066436
Oh I know, this week was dead though since it's kinda dumb to kill the buzz 25 has going at least til the sale is over. We can talk 26 next week proper.

>>83066554
>We can talk 26 next week proper

We will reveal which mod you can already download today will be incorporated into the stock game. We will also reveal what other fun things billy can do within a 1 km radius of the space center.

Max, when are the CM's and PR's going to stream on KSPTV?

>>83066793
Max is king of ksp now, they only serve to upload the individual frames of his screenshot movies to imgur

and to write "as revealed by maxmaps"

Max, you can redeem yourself by streaming now for us.

Max,

How come the MK1 cockpit got obvious air intakes but doesn't have an air intake module?

I'm admittedly warming the cockpit even if it is far lower poly than it should be and reminds me of games in the early 2000's. Still hate the fuselages though, they are just inexplicably bad.

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After two sessions my shrink passed me over to another shrink. She said this one would be more qualified/knowledgable for my case.

Does this mean something bad?

Max, thanks for putting Crew Transfer ingame.

>>83067047
It means you're qualified. Ask max about a position as CM.

>>83066668
Already said we're getting Fine Print in, so yeah.

>>83066793
Never. They're even worse than me.

>>83066873
Literally everyone but C7 in the team loathes the spotlight, now C7 is gone. I have experience and am comfortable with it. KSP needs a face, even if its my chubby pale one.

>>83066945
Do you guys really want to see me grind a mage to 90 while talking stupid shit with the gf? (thats a twofer on the bingo)

>>83066964
Good question. Will throw into the devjob list.,

>>83067107
Thanks, but its not complete.

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>>83067107
Max, I want you to do something for /kspg/. Pic related.

>>83067140
But my problem isn't sociopathy.

>>83067161
Oh wow, PR managers who hate PR? Why the fuck are they getting paid again?

>>83067161
talk to us about multiplayer. what will it feel like?

>>83067161
>Thanks, but its not complete.
Nothings complete, you fucking moron. The game is just a mess of abandoned half-done features.

Hey Max, I'm Jewish and I just wanted to let you know when the Israelis finally launch their colony ship, you'll have a spot as top Public Relations manager, which you will have gotten because of your shared racial attributes.

>>83067303
A bunch of billies building a cluster fuck lag-fest of a space station that does absolutely nothing.

That or you can ride as a passenger on your friends rocket and be bored out of your mind only to arrive at your destination planet and walk around as a little green man and do nothing together with your friend. Then you can get back in and fly home as a passenger.

>>83067779
>>82906772

>>83067280
Nope, Calisker and Rows would be happy to but unsurprisingly most of the enthusiast press would rather not have to talk to PR people.

>>83067303
Depends on the server I suppose. Watch EnterElysium's series on it, was quite good.

>>83067360
You aren't incorrect.

>>83067553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2osaLrWrCg

>>83068127
self deprecating mexican comment, drink.

>>83068127
actually I was getting more at how you got your current job by simply having a shared heritage

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I have been reading this book called the martian for a while.

long story short: a man got left stranded on mars, later he uses a camera to talk to NASA converting angles to asci codes

then suddenly this happens, lost my shit.

also I would recommend the novel

>>83068848
ayy

>>83068848
yeah that book was pretty great. I was so hooked I read it in 3 sittings. the next day after I finished my kindle stopped working. spooky

>>83068848
That was so bad I could hardly stand reading those 2 pages. You are reading an entire book of that?

>>83069165
what made you dislike it?

slow start amazing book
I'm different anon

>>83051807
You forgot response time. CRT's had almost none, LCD's have 5ms.

>>83052301
I used a shitty 17" CRT until like 2009, then I swapped for a fullhd 21.5" LCD. CRT had better colors.

>>83060689
He did deny when I asked though. And Kasper banned me thrice ;_;

>>83069984
>fullhd 21.5" LCD
details?
I bet with a TN panel. -> bad colors.

Why is scott manly so based?

>>83070167
No idea, it was my parents PC and I don't live with them anymore. But it's very likely, it was a very cheap one. I think it costed like 150$. If it's not cheap, blame taxes. It was the cheapest one.

>>83069984
he denied drinking *on air*

>>83070274
well, if it was for free, it is a good rig.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thin-film-transistor_liquid-crystal_display#Types

>>83070372
But he *did* deny. pardon the autism

We all were drunk. I was drunk too. Fucking hell I asked if I could actually post gay porn and already had some twink links prepared.

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>>83070565
yeah, your performance was a little weak, I would have asked what the background behind max was

>>83070726
>actaually
ebin

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I'm curious; why is my high-to-low AoA performance so bad compared to the low-to-high AoA performance?

>>83070871
Because you're stalling and losing a lot of lift.

most of my crashes happen when i try to do anything above 2x symmetry in the builder. Is this true for others?

Any techniques to reduce the memory load when making these edits?

I'd love a mod that spreads the memory load out somehow so i'm not crashing every time I want to make something in the VAB

>>83071787
run openGL

get active texture replacer or whatever it's called

>>83071860
oh fuck forgot about that after b9 incorporated it, haven't updated any mods since .25 dropped, will do this

and on a mac, so i can't force opengl i believe

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>>83071950
>mac

>>83072029
>microsoft

>>83071950
hi satch

>>83072132
Im glad you boys haven't forgotten about me
Have you accepted Stalin as your true savior yet?

>>83071950
ok now I'm really installing it, I've had four crashes in 20 minutes

:^)

>>>/v/267372650

>>83072236
Okay, we can confirm that satch doesn't post here anymore. That one would have gotten a response within a minute.

>>83069165
>>83068848
Actually I'd like to read this now.

>>83073001
She left us forever ago
;_;

>>83073087
it's amazeballs

it's the feels your kerbals are supposed to have when stranded on duna

except if not mexicans

>tfw want to try out SSTO with the new update
How the fuck should I into SSTO though. It seems really hard and I could never take off right.

>>83073171
I'd probably buy it if it's any good, but is there somewhere I can start reading it?

Who is satch?

Is she Mexican?

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>>83073202
Even with 8 reaction wheels per orange tank, i still have to manually control wheels because just leaving sas on makes it tilt too much

>>83073382
epub file is in the first page on Google, knock yourself out

>>83073413
no but we're pretty sure she's got some mexican in her

>>83073627
yeah but who is her? and what do you mean by some mexican in her?

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>>83073476
nice shuttle

>>83073627
badumtish
>>83073717
He means she's getting boned by Maxmaps.
Anyway, satch is super-short (4'10) russkie student who used to post here.

>>83073717
She's a cute Russian girl. She was posting here and then she became a maymay.

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>>83073821
Is she living in Mexico?

>>83061348

Getting drunk is a terrible thing to do. Max literally showed up to work drunk. It would be different if it was his private channel, but not on squad's official channel.

I'm all for getting drunk and a relaxed work environment and shit, but you can't be drunk while doing your job, man.

hehe
>>267375191

>>83074082
Porque trabajan ebrios? cuanto ganan?

>>83074082
ffs it was just an energy drink, moron.
>>83073915
No.

what the fuck am I supposed to fit in these cargo bays? I can't put a 1m lander with legs in it?

Kerbal Satellite Program

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>>83074495
also, what's up with that flag?

(1/2)

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>>83074772
(2/2)

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>2 identical cylindrical/inline air intakes
>Squad adds fuel capacity to both
>adds a third part with the original functionality; the two old parts are still identical

Hey Max, Adrian wants to speak with you in his office first thing Monday Morning

shills and billies all day in that /v/ thread

>>83075151
The fact than they didn't even add fuel to the Hugo part tels a lot.

>>83076428
and they kept mk3 as-is

also, C7 industries on PJ parts? Telling. I bet pork feels great 'bout that.

>>83073481
Thanks, onto SOL 14, this "shits" hilarious.

>>83076567
haha a reference to the potato bacteria?

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>too busy doing an astrophotometry project over the week
>hear that 0.25 is out
>by the time I check /kspg/ you guys aren't even talking about it anymore, just shitposting about Max being unable to hold liquor

So 0.25 was a bigger flop than 0.24, huh.

>>83073854
>>83073821
got pics?

>>83077324
Yes, but I don't want to shitpost about her.

>>83077437
>implying you can stop

>>83077264
revealed some new development trends. Max is now making decisions about what developers are allowed to focus on, anything not within 1km of ksc is no longer in scope, and, surprise surprise, they're laying the groundwork for "some really amazing stuff"

>>83023754
Holy fuck my OCD just achieved orgasm

my game just crashed

>>83077687
But I literally never shitposted about her.

>>83077437
got nudes?

>>83077890
you are right now. checkmate.

>>83078007
I was talking about feet or commie style shitposting though

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what am I supposed to put in front of this?

there are like 2 parts

>>83078209
fair enough

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>>83077938

>>83078796
a cup or b cup you think?

>>83078997
Probably on the smaller end of a b. But her body is tiny in general, so might be the upper end of an a.

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>>83078447
go crazy, it is okay to play KSP drunk and naked

>>83079283
You're not even trying, are you?

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>>83079283
literally just made this, haha

it is annoyingly hyperefficient

>>83077867
crashed again

>>83079572
p.s. playing vanilla .25 32bit

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>>83079334
sorry. okay, I tried again:

>>83079771

funny, i never crash on the 32 bit ones without mods.

>>83079789
>only one of those intakes generating the resource

>>83079818
i_don't_believe_you.gif

>>83078997
The conclusion kspg reached in a strawpoll was that she's an e-cup.

any mods that have oxidizer only tanks?

>>83080053
nah e is too big

>>83078997
>>83079117
>>83080053
>>83080242
We should just ask her.