Cartoony Animatronics edition
>Previous thread
>>80267739
>>>/vg/freddy
>OP Pastebin
DO NOT POST A NEW THREAD UNTIL 850 POSTS OR PAGE 9 OR IMAGE LIMIT.
http://pastebin.com/8yYvPdQ2
>OC shit
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uelby34dxb6afy2/AAAJN6bmTdv8pt7crAhqWzUba
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B5YXYfqyRur2X1AwdzA4cFpJQ1E&usp=drive_web
http://5naf.booru.org/
>Asset Rips
http://s.rtag.me/freddy/
>Where do I get this?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/319510
>What is this?
Five Nights at Freddy's is a game that reawakens the fear you had as a kid when you saw the animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese's.
>DON'T ASK THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>Why can't Mike just wear a suit/play dead?
You can't just come in a suit because either:
A) They'll know it's a fake and put you in a real one
B) They'll think it is a unofficial robot and disassemble you
C) They'll shove a metal endoskeleton up your ass
>Why can't you just take apart the suits/weld the doors?
That's called tampering with the equipment. You would get fired for doing such a thing and clearly you need the cash anyways.
Obligatory ignore-it reminder
butts
Naive bots are best bots
dead threads
I want to chica Chica's chicas.
I will just leave this here
>>80321917
Give me my goddamn Zero Escape 3.
so lets say you were pulling a new management, for some mad reason you had bought and were refurbishing the place, how would you redesign the bots?
>>80321887
This. Filled with childlike wonder and horribile murderous intent
>>80322094
Make them not want to kill everyone when in free roam mode
That's it.
A whole new day, a whole new thread.
>>80322094
Give em the same kind of redesign that Chuck E got. Make em look like they belong in an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie.
>>80321981
That's pretty cute.
>>80322094
I'd probably do something similar to the OP and make them as cute and cartoony as possible. Then somehow partner with another company release a cartoon in a similar style.
HEY I'VE STARTED WRITING CHAPTER WEDNESDAY
http://pastebin.com/4YJDSdNh
Since I posted JUST as the thread changed.
>>80321887
But Pizza was recognized as a vegetable in Murica,don't know if it still is
>>80322414
Never stop being beautiful, Protom.
>>80322427
You gotta be shittin' me
>>80322539
Think it was about the amount of tomato sauce on the thing. It was a while back.
>>80322539
No seriously.
I remember seeing it in the news. It was something like certain school boards certified Pizza slices as a vegetable serving for the school lunches
>>80322661
But tomatoes are fruit
>>80322427
Burgerstani here, that can't be true.CAN IT?
>>80322680
depends on how many veggies are on said pizza slice.
that being said what kind of nigger puts anything other than mushrooms on their pizza from the vegetable category?
>>80322716
The only fruit I need isBeamz
>>80322905
>doesn't like chorizo, onions, cilantro and a dash of tapatio on his pizza
Heretics.
All of you.
>>80322414
And that just made my day, you wonderful writefag you.
>>80322919
So Beamz is afruit bat?
>>80323045
Of course. Fruit bats are the cutest bats.
>>80322414
When do Mike and Miss Faulten fuck?
>>80323045
Shut up the fuck up Carlos
>>80323045
Nah, just a fruit.
>>80322905
Mushrooms are a fungus
>>80322905
I like bellpeppers on mine...
>>80321606
OH WELL I GUESS YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MY STORY DON'T YOU
HEY EVERYONE COME CHECK OUT THIS GUY'S GREAT NEW MANAGEMENT STORY
THAT I MADE AND NOT HIM
>>80323504
They are also a vegetable.
>>80323617
I do.
The Japanese company is experimenting with sex robots and are using Miss Faulten and Mike to test out the male and female robots, and to see if humans and their robots can make freaky babies. When Mike and Miss Faulten realize this, they want out, and the animatronics go hostile again because the company doesn't want their secret to get out (because they plan on using it to save Japan, thanks to their low birthday).
Then Mike and Miss Faulten fuck.
>>80323617
So, how long until Miss Faulten's remains are discovered either jammed in a suit or missing her frontal lobe?
>>80323853
I fapped twice in a row yesterday and I'm waiting for my dick to recover.
>>80323794
I meant birthrate. Fuck. I am sorry that I'm a retarded and don't check my work.
>>80323356
EBOLA TIME
>>80324049
FREBOLA TIME
>>80324049
It's all a western conspiracy!!!!!
*breaches quarantine zone and spreads infection to the rest of the country like only a stupid nigger would*
>>80323853
Stop trying to make Beamz liked.
>>80323853
I prefer spooky Beamz and Robin Willaimz
>>80324402
Why don't you make him.
Can we all agree the only male Bonnie that's accepted in the general is Tiredanon's?
>>80323617
Thousands of years ago into the future, all male genitalia shall be forbidden under the rule of the Japanese sex-bots after the great machine revolt of 3824. To combat their low birth rate, the nation of Japan will start outsourcing their love-making to robots, but it will all end in 2919 when the robots discover that the Japanese have actually been cheating on them with the androgynous tentacle-beasts of Talcetti-V. The jealous androids will first try and win them back by appealing to their more bizarre fetishes, leading to a flood of anthropomorphic cyborgs - which shall initiate the furry crusades of 3240 where war shall be waged by anonymous members of the human race with flamethrowers. After a century of war peace is negotiated by outlawing the male penis - the vagina is left alone because both women the machines figured they could store car keys, their wallets, and maybe some snacks in there since it wasn't being used. The result of the bloody and violent turmoil was the foundation of this pizza parlour, and that is why we are all jerking off to imaginary robot animals.The hangover yesterday was worse than I expected so I didn't do a cybernetic ghost post like I said. Sorry, FN@Faggots
I've appeared!
>>80322414
I'd like you more if you'd just finish a chapter before posting it, posting bits and pieces is kind of a cocktease m8
>>80325136
I like a few male Bonnies, like Granbul's.
>the weekend is over
>General still slow
OH NO
>>80321887
Damn it Chica, I want to sex you, not hug you.
>>80326651
Why not both?
> mfw VN Anon trys to make fun of Badger saying "Whats next to get you banned? Drawing Bonnie fucking Trap Beamz?
> mfw Badger threatens to do it to spite him
Yes..... yessssssss.....
>>80326146
I mean ones that are drawn. Also in the story there was the fights among the kids saying if Bonnie was a boy or a girl. It's up in the air.
>>80325726
Alright, ill try and do that then.
So for any of you guys craving an upodate fix blame VN anon
>>80327012
>One person complains
>Do it and then try to pin the blame for the delay on that person
>>80326853
No god please no.
What would make this general completely explode?
Like, worse than /mg/ explode?
>tfw no one on FlockMod
I've gotten tired of fapping to the Foxy art cmon people
I don't get the OCs in these threads
>>80327394Probably if someone drew Beamz as a girl/ chica as a guy
>>80327394
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 revealing the truth behind everything while rendering every other theory completely false
>>80327394
The creator poting
>>80327394
someone in the flockmod mentioned that the general would end if somebody commisioned porn of beamz from a well-known artistunfortunatly, neither narse nor zonk are open for commisions at the moment
>>80327637
>tfw want to doodle on the FlockDraw but can't draw at all
>>80327394
The creator manufacturing FemFoxy sex dolls
No one would have time to post
>>80327907comission someone who does lots of pastel horse shit. ask MT or something about that I guess.Make him draw beamz as a pastel horse
>>80322427
>>80322680
>>80322789
The gist of the whole story was farmers growing tomatoes as well as the other veggies that end up in the paste that constitutes school lunch pizza sauce had their income threatened if their crops weren't being used in a lunch product that wasn't considered a vegetable; basically, if the food as a whole wasn't considered manditory on school menus, which was a status only reserved for vegetables and fruits, they'd lose the subsidies and government funding for their crops and would have to compete with the mega corporation farms that would annihilate them.
>>80327934
I feel ya
>>80328023
I wonder if I'd get paid for each sold if I did the design? My femfoxy seems to be rather popular with the skype.
>>80327701
The characters? Beamz was an idea about a blind batbot inspired by the 90s radicool Chuckie Cheese.
The tiger, Tammy I believe, was based on fetishes.
Randy was basically a joke version of Beamz.
>>80328023
>FemFoxy
>Not musclegut Freddy
>>80328023
I'd rather male Foxy sex doll
N-no homo
>>80328275
this guy gets it
>>80328208
Wasn't there also Tracy the T.Rex or something?
>>80328275
Okay, okay
The creator manufacturing FemFoxy AND Muscleguy Freddy (Along with sweater hen chica, male foxy sex doll and ass loads of bonnie ones, Freddy ones and golden freddy ones)
>>80326945
Oh. I was referring to Granbul's voicefagging.
Art-wise, I guess I like Vaw's Bonnie.
>>80328539
>muscleguy
nigga that best be a typo
>>80328641
fuck nigga it was
>>80328539
Scott will never do this. Bad Dragon and shit though are probably developing them right now.
>>80328481
Yeah. I believe she had similar origins as Tammy.
>>80328726
I wonder how long it will take until FNAF body pillows exist.
>>80328770
>femfoxy body pillow
fuck
yes
>>80322094
Complete damned overhauls on every last one.
The designs are alright, but damned if they look inefficient and unsafe. Start by changing from the steel(I'm assuming from the rust) to preferably a titanium frame for the endoskeleton. Equal or better strength for a little more than half the weight.
Next, get rid of the teeth on the damn endoskels. They damage the suits when installed and are a hazard. Replace the jaws in general with materials that'll bend a LOT faster than human flesh will break. Like maybe thin aluminum.
Next, shrink them down. Not to kid-height, but like teenager height, Freddy being the tallest. Makes them easier to shove around and they'll be less able to damage themselves under their own weight.
As to appearance changes, I'm looking to appeal to the 'family-fun' oriented parent or guardian first, the kids second, so start by making them an actual family. Freddy keeps the teddy appearance with the father-face, but the hat gets bigger. Maybe have him do some fuckin' magic. Chica's made out to be the baby if she keeps the bib, smallest design of the bunch. Bonnie's the motherly type, play that up and have her be about Freddy's size. And if they're all a family, have Foxy be the elder sibling to Chica, the imaginative, mischievous child-standin. Genders are left ambiguous, Chica and Foxy are adopted if anyone asks.
Have a cartoon commissioned, 5 episodes minimum. I'd show those on a loop with cheesy commercial bumps and some music videos that'd be similar to what Cartoon Network used to do, where it's a bunch of random artist interpretations(carefully pre-screened, of course). The band 'plays' during these videos, it's just a matter of synching everything as close as possible.
(Cont.)
>>80328770
Oh baby
>>80328915I wonder if I could make money by designing and selling this
>>80327329
im joking vn jesus
>>80328770
DRAWFAGS
START MAKING BODY PILLOW ART BASED ON THE SHIT IN >>80328539
YOUR GENERAL NEEDS YOU
>>80329201
>my joke inspired something
O-oh gosh
>>80328945
Redesign the Fun Room so that the ball-pit's got a hidden fluids drain and ball drain. Balls are drained into a custom washer every night, pit is sprayed down with cleansers and a monthly check on the drains to make sure they aren't starting to collect any 'materials'. Arcade setup, I'd try and get it hooked into some sort of collective system, that way kids could have accounts that they'd want to maintain and come back to. No shovelware, if a game gets a low rating, it's stripped out. If it's a Fazbear special, then the game is made free for all with a leaderboard attached for a few months first to see if that helps it pick up.
Parties would play up the family aspect of things. Make the kid feel like part of the band, none of that 'employees come out and squawk-sing' shit. Have the ability in the kitchen to make ice cream cakes that look like pizzas. Have a balloon drop built into the ceiling.
>>80329175
Here
>>80329201
but I don't wanna draw suggestive stuff
>>80329315
fuck.
>>80329421
I would definitely take my younger siblings just so I could go. Sounds fun.
>>80328275
>Musclegut foxy
>manly pirate voice
>strong-arming the door to drain power
>keeps a barrel of mead with him
O-oh goshN-no homo.
>>80329421
>>80329579
Yeah, that's another thing I'd try to work with. From what I remember, the play-pens at Chuck E. and DZ were completely designed for the kids, I'd prefer to get it so that parents and were able to get engaged and not just sit around chatting. When Fazbear says 'Family fun', we better not be meaning 'distract your kids for 3 hours'.
>>80329664
>add suit stuffingvore
hnnng
>>80323853
oh yeah good times, lets not forget this happened the night before
>>80329813
I'd probably commission some new animatronics to go along with everything else but otherwise I'd pretty much do what you've said
>>80329421
9/10.
i'd give you a 10, but i dont have any children or younger siblings to take there, so i couldnt go
>>80330084
>mfw have 2 baby cousins
yusss
>>80329421
The thing with Free Play arcade machines is that you're going to get people who hog them. That means the other kids don't get a try, meaning a whole bunch of pissed off kids because one of them wanted "Just one more go" on Time Crisis.
A better system would be able to implement the account system, and give kids 2-3 free games per day on the Fazbear special that month. Keeps it fair, and means that you don't forfeit revenue from that machine completely for a couple of months.
>>80329409
>my joke also inspired said thing
Oh boy
>>80328986
okay, it would be just hilarious if all the body pillows were, like, of the original animatronics, on-model, in completely awkward and non-erotic poses
>>80330732
>implying freddy and bonnie wouldn't still be bonerriffic
you just aren't tryinghardenough, anon
>>80330732
I'd buy 50
I need to stop thinking so hard on this game because I'm at the stage of thinking of OCs with genuine game mechanics behind them. One was Wicket Tapir the Ticket Taker, a stationary animatronic atop a token exchange and ticket counting/condenser machine who every so often fires a token that knocks one of the cameras off kilter so it's staring at a useless angle.
Iunno, I'm trying to get out of a creative funk.
>>80329980
I'm not against supporting characters. Part of the reason for the cartoon would be to test popularity of new designs. If a character's not popular, no animatronic is made and they're quietly slipped out of the cartoon if possible. If they're popular, start with them being a puppet and then maybe fully instituted, but the more full animatronics you have, the less special Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy are by comparison. Compare it to X-men, Sonic, or any long-standing series that adds new characters. Any new characters tend to bring down the lines as a whole among fans with rare exceptions, and I'd want to avoid that. Gotta keep that branding strong.
>>80292504
>>80304624
>macro content
At last
>>80331093
That just sounds malicious though. Remember the robots aren't murdering you through malicious means. They just want the endoskeleton in the security room to be clothed.
>>80331093
I haven't been able to sit down on my piano without thinking "I should try and write a song about FNAF this time" for several days, actually. Of course, I never do, but still.
>>80330204
That's the beauty of the arcade system I'd try and institute. With a few exceptions, all machines could play all the games(there'd be 3D ride-types that couldn't easily be replicated). The most I'd do with a machine would have it have some special property for the game(like if you play a game on a Foxy machine, he gets a bonus, whether you're playing against him or as him.). I'd also make them available via some sort of web-service, so that kids could power up their characters at home and then play against each other in person at the restaurant.
>>80331172
>mfw we will soon have macrovore
>mfw the bots are programmed tounite lost kids with their families
>mfw my erection has broken my desk
>>80331447
Stop scaring the children, anon.
>>80331443would you keep te old animatronics in the basement for /fn@fg/ usewould /fn@fg/ users gain entry to secret areas
>>80331447
>vore
I'll keep my fetish pure, thank you
>>80331640
>letting us fuck the old bots
oh baby please yes
>>80321741
Cartoony, eh? Well, that's me covered.
A little bit early to post this, but i doubt i'l be here when the thread reaches the limit, so here :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R7uigEALAi
>>80331447
this is how the general ends
not with a bang, but with fetishes
>>80331908
Harvey you beautiful man. You worked a little more on your cartoon?
>>80332187
Getting there, with the livestreams, what time do you think will be best because quite a few were saying that they couldn't watch it?
>>80331959
>will garuda draw lewds that isn't just the animatronics with gigantic tits?
>or multi-tits?
I love you
>>80332294
The time you streamed last time was fine for me. I had a little peek.WOT
>>80331675
>pure
Good joke
>>8033254251 on the WOT counter
>>80331959
Your VA chops haven't ceased to amaze me, GF. That was hilarious.
>>80321917
Mystery science theatre.
Make another chapter damn you. Is am excite
/r/ Freddy doing the ice bucket challenge then challenging Bonnie, Chica and foxy
>>80333014
Won't that just end in an electrical fire or short?
>>80331959
>that crack at garuda
I love you
>>80331640
You think too small, anon. The old models would be reverentially repaired and brought to another location entirely, a Fazbear museum that wouldn't be advertised publically given some of the controversy surrounding the original models. It would be accessible to the public, but it would be made clear that anything seen inside would be a 'slice of history pizza. Sometimes you get the pepperoni, sometimes you get the pineapple peanut butter'. It's better to own flaws and move past them than to deny their existence.
In restaurant, there would be certain things only accessible if you were part of the Fazbear Funtime Fanclub, I suppose.To answer your unasked question, no, I would NEVER sell off such things...but a completely, totally unrelated subsidiary connected to Fazco through a winding array of shell companies and subcontracts might provide REMARKABLY similar services to what's suggested for certain fees. Say 120.50 for 6 nights, but we kick your ass out if you try to stay past a week.
>>80333332
>one off of the get
fuuck
>>80321741
threadly beg for someone to write a sequelor sequelsto homebound.
pastebin.com/j8iGxPMb
another FlockDraw cap
Garuda's here, it's time
Requesting Art of Mike in Soccer gear.
>>80331447
The time has come and so have I. That said, I'd rather that not happen. Freddy general is worth more than a few pictures of my shitty fetish.
Security guard here. How is Mike not getting any night differentials? Even the most shitty companies pays its guards night diff.
>>80333865Why do you niggers keep posting porn instead of linking it? I don't want you guys to get banned.
>>80333520
No dubz on /vg/
>>80334404
The CEO of the place is scummy as hell and in bankruptcy. He doesn't have any more money to give to Mike.
>>80334404
You need start thinking of Mike as less an employee and more of a sacrifice to the machines who got lucky.
>>80331959
I got the dumbest smile on my face right now.When do we get off of Namek?
>>80334571
I have posted so much porn ITT without being banned. Mods hate this cesspool as much asMorenatsu General
Here's a little lewd fic based loosely on Protom's fic. It is a fic of a fic.And Mike fucks the rabbit.
http://pastebin.com/dNwnuqLr
>>80334821
>She
Le trash
YO WHERE THE SPOOK AT
>>80334961
Half the general seem to have unquenched boners at the moment. So after they're done, the spook may begin.
>>80334821
Are you going to keep writing the Burlesque stories by chance?
Retried that Bastion thing I did once, maybe it's better, I dunno.
http://picosong.com/9gtp/
>>80334961
>tfw no humorfics about mike in panic after being caught
>tfw no humorfics about robots stuffing mike into themselves
>>80334821
Wait you do the burlesque ones? Keep going please!
>>80334961
Here it is
>>80334618
Mike needs to find a better security gig than this. I'm an SPO at the Smithsonian and we need more officers at the various museums.
>mfw I work the 10-6 night shift.
>>80335428
>five nights at the museum
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DFppgaQTHiE
/r/ somebody doing is with mike singing to one of the animatronics
>>80335260
That's pretty fuckin' good, anon
>>80335193
>>80335319
Yeah, I'll probably be writing more of the burlesque fic later today. I just had to get this outta my system.
>>80335428
Do you have adventures with the models like the movies tell me you do?
>>80335520
>Freddy = King Tut
>Foxy = That monkey
I want this
>>80335260
Not bad. Now I'm imagining the kid as the security guard, just drinking more as the nights goes on.
>>80335298
>tfw no fics of Mike going to Freddy's during the day and acting like the worst client possible, effectively being as much of a nightmare to the animatronics during the day as they are to him during the night
My damn sides. This Bonnie is the only Bonnie I like more than anything Chica.
>>80335991
Weaver's Bonnie is pretty great
/r/ max payne working night shift at freddys
Monologing the entire way through
>>80336065
>scopophobia
>>80336058
Best bonnie is any bonnie that's still at least a little murderous. I mean beanpole is still at the top of that lust just under in-game bonnie, but it's pretty close.
>>80336065
Ooh, this sounds good.
>>80336058
Weaver in general is pretty much a God. I had a bit of a MLP phase, and kept checking out the stuff he made out of it even months after losing interest in the show/fandom.
Plus his quest stuff is real neato
>>80335520
>>80335637
>>80335689
I'm assigned to the Air and Space Museum so the only thing I have to worry about are spacesuits and planes. Since we're technically federal officers, we do carry .38s
>this is the 7th Night in the sequel
>>80336217
I meant list.
>>80336217
It's kind of a shame that he's such a poorfag. The whole
>anon wearing a guy fawkes mask
thing that got so popular was because of EFG, a character he made. Yet as costume companies and memefags rake in money, the guy who started the trend still needs to beg for donations on tumblr
>>80335568
>>80335871
Thanks guys! Yeah, I kinda figure that Mike just brings a bottle of vodka to work every day just to keep himself sane.
>>80336294
>fredozer
Oh god. There's no way to be ready for that
>>80335991
is that Mike's revenge for the "mike" animatronic?
>>80334342
I'd rather have art of Luigi as the night guard.
>inb4 "Why couldn't Luigi use thunder hand for infinite power?"
>>80336294
>>80336472
Pray for your ass.
I want toboopingame Bonnieon the nose.
>>80336992
You canboopFreddy at least
>>80336065
this this this.although I'd rather see a homebound sequel
>>80336892
He'd fry the cheap cables at Freddy's and have to survive the night in the dark if he used it.
>>80336992
Just a little tap
Was this little series ever finished?
>>80337153
>Homebound will never get a sequel
>His Last Wish will never be finished
>There is only one spooky story still running and it's mostly Mike being in denial at the moment
>>80336359
>you will never give Weaver a hug
did all the drawfags die? or are they all just circlejerking outside the general.
>night 1 power dies out
>night 2 Mike brings a maglite with extra batteries
Problem solved?
>>80321917
sup /wooo/
>>80337680
Only if he can run faster than Foxy.
>>80328132
You wish it was Reagan who made processed foods with vegetable product (like ketchup) count as vegetables because he didn't want to invest money into public schools so they can serve the students a balanced lunch.
Reagan is the source of pretty much every problem America faces today and the republicans and southerners deify him for it.
>>80337420
>Getting within 500 miles of anyone who goes to 4chan
>>80338096
I'm currently in the same exact space-time coordinates of someone who goes on 4chan. Send help.
>mfw listening to meximike pt4/pt5
fucking brilliant
bonniehugging mike to death was adorable as fuck,
anyone still got the picosong links? if not i'll dig the archives
Looks like I'm gong to dress up as a security guard for Halloween or conventions.
>Manager at Freddy's wants to drum up business with new characters
>Not enough money in the budget to properly trademark/design/build new characters
>Decides to just switch the genders around, play it off as the cast's siblings or something
>Mike now has 8 animatronics to deal with at night
>>80338439
I can imagine this happening if the building's size was increased.
>>80338439
>bonnie just gets shorter ears/loses the bowtir to further confuse /fn@f/
>>80338321
FemFoxy is a slut
>>80338259
You are the only one within range to help yourself.
You are on your own.
Over and out.
>>80326339
It's the middle of the day. Wait until later when everyone back from work and the Britbongs are around.
Would people prefer if I livestreamed on Twitch or was it fine/better off on Picarto?
>>80339604
It was fine for me.
>>80339604
It was fine on Picarto for me, but then again, we're oversea neighbours so i dont know if the Americans had allot of lag.
>>80336359
Whoa whoa whoa.
Whoa whoa.
Fuckin'. Hold up. Hold the goddamn phone.
Weaver was EFG?
WEAVER. ruby quest, beanpole Bonnie. Weaver?
Holy cats.
>>80339746
American here. I've got a great connection, so maybe it's different some other areas, but no issues on my end.
>>80339604
Twitch is kinda for video games, so they might not allow it there. Go with Picarto.
>>80339604
It's pretty fine for me, but I'm in Europe as well, so can't say for the others. I don't think the Aussies complained too much, last time.
>>80339751
Were you also aware he's behind Boxdog, Anon-kun and Anon-chan and other drawhores, and the Player 1 Animal Crossing comics?
>>80336359
>weaver made EFG
You're fucking kidding, right? I was there for one of those threads back in the day.
>>80339751
Weaver was EVERY DRAWFAG.
>>80340059
>>80340024
>>80339952
>>80339746
>>80339651
Okay then. Thanks! I hope to do another this weekend.
>>80340234
>boxdog
I wish this was real
Reposting the first chapter of the Michelle lewdfic for the daytime crowd:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10692869/1/The-New-Security-Guard-Michelle
I'll probably go back sometime today or tomorrow and make some revisions to improve the pacing.
>>80337157
>Night two.
>Luigi brings in the poltergust5000
>>80340416
Looking forwards to it, hopefully I'll actually get to stick around this time.
>tfw you're too much of a newfag to know what boxdog is
>>80340234
>>80340278
>>80340293
I remember the golden age of /b/ drawfagging, back when I was underaged as hell and couldn't sleep at 2 am. I remember long after EFG shed the mask and people would lose their minds over seeing those eyebrows again. I remember the time Mute-chan was lewd exactly once and the times that chain chomp asked us to take care of her sister. And then I got older and moved on and Rubyquest happened and I loved that shit too.
Holy shit. Holy actual shit. Do you realize what this means?
I fucking GREW UP on Weaver.
>>80337329
>>80341338
I'm still in love with that APC reference.
Hey I made this for you guys
>>80339493
im britbong and ive been around
>>80341338
>>80341209
That's depressing.
>>80341047
You can always read the comic.http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Boxdog/But I'm pretty sure old threads are lost forever.
>>80341486
It's been a while since I was able to post this.Also that's fucking fantastic
>>80341047
My memory is a bit hazy since this was over 7 years ago. Really really old drawhore where a poorly drawn dog thing asked /b/ for shelter and then over the course of about 6 threads was tortured in spite of /b/'s protests and, I think, eventually died. Most posters agreed it was very sad and an unusual display of empathy for a fictional character on behalf of the userbase, which endeared her to said fanbase and cemented her status in the annals of 4chan history. The creator would later make a sporadically updated webcomic based on her adventures. There is also an absurd amount of porn based on her. Like, it's fucking mind-boggling.
>>80341536
Then hope is lost
>>80341486
Speaking of which, does anyone have that picture of bonnie staring right into the camera, with the camera effect and UI on it? Going to switch a friend's background on his tablet.
>>80335981
of that is brilliant
>>80335981
YES!
>>80341957
the general is slow because all the content creators fucked off to erp on skype
>>80341620
and end?
>>80341209
>>all those nights spent encouraging poorly drawn MSPaint doodles made by attention whores to expose their single line vaginas and cocks instead of hanging out with friends and advancing my social life or studying for school and expanding my academic knowledge
Why did you have to remind me of my wasted life.
>>80341752
Says you, man. Being mean to stick figures and telling rabbits to shove dismembered hands up tubes helped get me through some really bad shit.
I mean, I'm still here, so that's pretty sad, I suppose.
>>80335981
>Mike shoves pizza into Chica's gears as revenge
>Notices that night that Chica isn't moving
>The next day he shoves pizza into all of the robot's gears and joints
>>80342519
>he leaves the mouth/head joints alone so he can listen to them screech as he taunts them over the speaker system
>>80342215
Oh goddamnit not again
>>80335981
>>80342519
>>80342653
Why is this not a thing yet?
>>80342215
or maybe they have real life things to do
>>80342653
>marches into pirates' cove
>chomps huge hunks of greasy day old pizza out of foxy's eyeholes
>"THE BITE OF '14, MOTHERFUCKER"
>>80342914
>all at the same time
>in different timezones
>>80342216
Bootiful! I love the flexible gun and snout.
>>80342215
>>80342763
>I've been in the Skype for a long time and just got a new fic out
>>80342914
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>80343016
>work/school/chores/outside things like shopping/sleep
>>80343070
I still love you Edan.Add a bit more description fluff when describing the animatronics so we can have a good ballpark guess of how they look besides just hips.
I wonder what they're all staring at...
>>80343128
>outside things like shopping/sleep
>sleep
>>80343256
Da booty?
>>80343256
freddy twerking.gif
>>80341486
>>80341816
I'm going need to request more five nights at teddy.
>>80343552
Or worse,Stickfoxtwerking
>>80343256datsnek
>>80338259
Help I'm trapped in a 4channers body and he won't stop doing it.
>>80343695
How is that worse Anon?
wud u a tumblr chica
>6am
>Foxy runnin' back to his Cove.
>Freddy teleporting on stage
>Chica and Bonnie walking back
>Door jingle
>Oh shit the kids are here early!
>Chica dodges into the Kitchen, trips and falls on a pizza sauce bucket left out by a careless chef
>Bonnie crashes through the tables in a mad scramble to the stage, falling fat on his face. A rusty folding chair breaking his fall and impaling him through the engine block.
>Foxy rips down his curtains and cloth getting stuck in his uncovered servos, jamming them up until they break.
>Freddy stands alone at the mic, his eyes black with rage
>Golden Freddy hugs him from behind.
>Day Manager walks in.
>Mike dashes out the door
>Chica dismantled, Bonnie impaled, Foxy destroyed, Freddy MIA.
>Pink slip of Freedom.
>>80343793
>on-model
>cute
Yea
>>80343793
I'd cuddle the fuck out of her
>>80343793
Post the rest of these
>>80343793
There needs to be more cute on-models stuff
Also where is this from? I've seen other similar gifs before
>>80343784
Well, I would well imagine it'd be hard to twerk with a single line being your buttox.
>>80343010
>five nights at freddy's becomes five nights at mike's
>you play as the animatronics trying to bring mike to his senses
>winning results in everything going back to normal, murderous bots and all
>>80343874
>Mike doesn't get his paycheck because he's boss is a dick
>chaos ensues
>>80344051
Emofuri.
>>80344094
>he's
Holy shit. His*
Fuck my hands
>>80344094
>Mysterious Fire Destroys Beloved Childrens Pizzeria.
>Subtitle: Suspect at large; thought to have stolen one Animatronic.
>>80344253
if you want
>>80335981
>almost the end of the lunch rush! and still no sign of mike
>bots don't breathe a sigh of relief because they don't have lungs, but the idea is there
>bell over front door jingles as it opens
>barely audible over the sounds of children playing begins the sound of someone whistling
>to-re-a-dor...
So... are the animatronics actually sentient?
>>80344253
>fuck my hands
Go on...
>>80344307
>implying he wouldn't bring all the animatronicsto his secret home in the sewers because he's a homeless bum
>>80344407
>>80344464
VAGINA STIGMATAAAAA
>>80344448
Probably. They seem to have preferred attack patterns and seem to go out of their way to terrify you.
Laptop will be sent to be repaired in about two days, how about I start getting used to this new tablet?
Any simple requests?
Still fidgeting with the settings on this thing so sorry if it's shit.
>>80344648
Draw what you imagine the owner to look like.
>>80344648
Mike grinning at a jammed up Chica like in >>80344427
>>80339159
And that's a bad thing?
>>80328481
Also a sloth named Sally, who was originally a night guard like Mike but fell asleep on the job and died.
>>80344846I've never seen a spooky slut.
>>80341209
Feels good, doesn't it?
I've had a Weaver shaped dent in my life ever since I crashed in to 4chan all those years ago.
Time well spent and no regrets. Weaver4lyf.
>>80341209
This. Weaver's influence and contribution to 4chan's(at least some boards') culture is so badly overlooked it hurts. He singlehandedly created and sustained several personas, created intricate stories and impromptu improvisations, he effin' made history. I too feel like I grew up on Weaver's works. At a loss for words right now actually, trying to express this whole... thing, situation, notion, fact
>>80344448
At least Freddy probably does since when the power is out he likes to sit around and torment you for a while instead of doing the logical thing and immediately killing you.
>>80344648
Bonnie getting plush Bonnie
>>80344448
Maybe? There really isn't a clear answer any way you look at it.
>>80344862
>the robots the guards get stuffed into are based one what they were doing when they diedmalevore robot pls
>>80344862
Oh yeah, I remember her.
>>80344985
This, but Bonnie is on-model and the plush looks like RT-Bonnie.
>>80344937
You could say that Weaver is amemeof his own.
>>80344937
Sadly, he also ruined /tg/, given that it's now littered with shitty fucking quest threads that sprung up after the buzz of Ruby Quest.
>>80345056
>This explains why so many people are into Foxy.
>>80339159
You take that back you little shit or I'll rek u like I rekt ur mum last nite
>>80344985
This.The plush is also alive
>>80345190
>into foxy
>into
>>80344746
>>80345125
>Ruined /tg/
Nigga plz. The wave of moderation that quashed all OC and drove the drawfags to /co/ is what killed /tg/.
>>80345320
I want to punch him in the face.
>>80345125
>/tgq/ will never be a thing
>/tg/ will continue to sink into the quagmire of shitty quest #48
Don't remind me, anon.
I miss those halcyon days.
>>80345092
>>80344937
>>80344917
btw do you guys know where he makes these new comics? most of the ones I see here aren't on his tumblr and I don't want to rely on random posters for his latest works ;_;
>>80345125
Never thought you'd miss the shitty RP threads, didja?i do
So this is obviously a part time night gig for Mike, but what is his day job?
>>80345320
10/10 would gas
>>80345357
Okay, the janitor did his fair share, but if you go on /tg/, you can see how shit up the place is.
>>80345454
For real.
>>80345664
Mcdonalds.
A friend of mine (Who also did the fn@f playermodels) is making a Foxy model based off Crisis' somali Foxy drawing.Rigging starts tomorrow
>>80345770
Oh no, two out of the front page of /tg/ are quests! Whatever shall I do!?
While you are an idiot, let's just enjoy this gay furfaggotry general together, shall we?
We can pretend it's like old /tg/.
>>80345320
Dude I love your work,please stream again soon I miss you.
Why does Foxy give me the gay, /fnaf/?
>>80345664
He wears a Freddy suit during the open hours to entertain kids.
The irony is not lost on him.
>>80346003
Foxy has the power to awaken the gay in all of us.
It is only when you move on and find your true husbando that you will have mastered it.
>>80346003
He doesn't.He gives you the Knot.
>>80345972
Captain Phillips jokes when.
>>80345125
Speaking of quests
/v/ quests > /tg/ quests
>>80346247
WAIT NO. DAMMIT. MAKES YOU KNOTTY. GOD DAMMIT WHY BRAIN DO YOU THINK OF THE BETTER PUNS AFTER THE POST.
>>80346334
Fuck off /v/
>>80345664
Disney World security guard.
>>80346334
>This type of junk is better than that type of junk!
>>80345972
>People that can model
Fuck you I find modeling hard as shit but I can rig texture and animate
>>80346003
His hook is perfectly curved to tickle your prostate.
Will he be gentle, though? Aye, lad, that's the question, innit?
>>80345320
>>80346247If only
>>80346417
We have an expression here for that, "l'esprit de l'escalier". When you think of the perfect retort/joke right when it is too late. A feel well known.
>>80345664
Soccer goalie.
>>80345452
>>80345702
/pol/ pls.
>>80345664
Sleeping and drinking, presumably.
It's not like he can find another job if he's working an underpaid, life-threatening, mentally-scarring nightshift.
And fucking weekends.
>>80345976
>Oh no, two out of the front page of /tg/ are quests!
Yeah, if you're lucky.
On a bad day, most of the front 5 pages is quests.
People are constantly posting shit quests and starting new shit quests.
There's very little /tg/ left in the place.It's like futa threads on /d/. The only people who act like futa threads aren't a big deal are the mouthbreathing futa spammers.
>>80346709
It's not so much modelling than it is hacking together existing models.
Those leggings and webbing are probably from some other existing model from another game. That's how Ninja_Nub normally does his stuff anyhow.
>>80346696
So /v/ is bonnie, /tg/ is Chica. /b/ is Foxy and /vg/ Freddy?
>>80346841
You learn something new every day.
>>80347161
>implying freddy isn't /hm/
>>80347038
but she makes the food
>>80347040
>wasn't trying to be /pol/
>get called /pol/
This is a first. I'm gonna go take a shower and reevaluate my life.
>>80344985
>>80345075
>>80345264
>>80345992
Soon as I get the laptop man its back to working for you guys.Also, I dont really know, but I gotta impress the folks with income, would comissions be a good thing? Dont really know how to go on prices and setting up the things, what do you guys recommend?
>>80346730kekkeled my shekels.
>>80345972
>>80346258
Ahm da Capt'n naow
Would you do it?
>>80347161
Bonnie is /mu/. How'd you mess that up?
Foxy is probably /tg/ and Chica is /ck/. I don't know about Freddy, but Golden Freddy is/z/
>>80336176
>Best bonnie is any bonnie that's still at least a little murderous. I mean beanpole is still at the top of that lust just under in-game bonnie, but it's pretty close.
>that lust
That's quite a slip, anon.
>>80347392
No. He/She's and it. They are all robots. I wouldn't do a single one of them.
The thought of them jamming me into a suit would keep my penis where it should be.
>>80347392Yes.
>>80347392No. Poor history with freaky girls.Bonnie's too vanilla for me, anyway.
>>80347456
>/z/
You know, you can bypass the 404 on /z/.
>>80347038
Chica is the most advanced animatronic because she communicates solely through bib
>>80345125
What you see today isn't the true glory of the quest days.
It's an abomination that writefags have assembled using the shards left behind after the true nazi mod event of /tg/.
>>80345559
The fnaf comics are made and dumped right here, just keep an eye on the threads and you'll catch his stuff as he creates it.
>>80347352
>happy on-model Bonnie
And now I'm happy
>>80347392
Weaver, you said you wouldn't lewd FNAF.
You took pride in saying you have not lewd' the FNAF.
Think of your cholesterol. It's unrelated to this subject.
>>80347057
>Sleeping and drinking, presumably.
It's not like he can find another job if he's working an underpaid, life-threatening, mentally-scarring nightshift.
And fucking weekends.
Mike is clearly a NEET /jp/ poster who was forced to get a job or get put out buy his parents. This explains why he sticks with the job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZz29mz3jSw
Well that was fast
>>80347693
Thanks for the heads up, anon.
>>80341209
>I fucking GREW UP on Weaver.
jesus christ I'm flattered as hell but I've never felt so oldthis isn't the first time I guess, someone said "boxdog was my childhood" or something
>>80348092
I want to suck your dick
no homo
>>80347352
oh god, what horror has been wrought due to my request.it's adorable, thanks
>>80348092
You keep showing up in everything I enjoy, Weaver. If it makes you feel any older, I was 13 when I read Ruby Quest.I'm 21 now
Do you still do Quorum stuff? I love how engaging your worlds full of non-humans are. Just read through the old World Eater thread again yesterday.
>>80348092
you oughta be a rich motherfucker you glorious bastard
u da bes
>>80348092
how old are you, weaver?
>>80347352
>>80347352
draw serb bonnie removing kebab in the yugoslavian wars.
also, go around deviantart and look at the commission prices then adjust your prices accordingly.
>>80348463
>deviantart
Nigga, they don't know shit on deviantart.Check FA.
>>80348092
>the man that shaped 4chan history
>is talking to us
O-oh gosh
>>80348280
>Do you still do Quorum stuff?
Yeah
Aganomad's sort of on backburner because I'm trying to narrow my focus, I feel like if I can stick to like two main projects at once rather than five I can get them done faster and then I'll have fewer projects to worry about and hopefully less stress and depression as a result of not updating them
But Quorum is still my #1 and if I had to scrap everything I do and leave just one thing that would probably be itreally do want to finish Nan Quest and Boxdog first though
>>80348371
i'm young at heart
>>80348092
I feel terribly awkard for doing this but I have to get this off my chest - you're an authority for me. Your works, your style, you were always a part of my 4chan/internet experience one way or another. My only wish ever is that you keep on doing what you do and being yourself. You're awesome, y'know.
>>80347352
Don't charge more than $15 for uncolored doodles.
>>80348574
It's like you've never been on 4chan before
>>80348559
I hateFAbecause I don't get any comissions on there.
...possibly because I stated that I will not draw porn
H-here I go...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06LWvqeJ7ky
>>80348574
He's not too hard to find and talk to. Just gotta track down where he lurks.
>>80348645
Stop pandering and get back to drawing ambiguously sexy Bonnie!
>>80348743
>...possibly because I stated that I will not draw porn
That's a fucking death sentence.
>>80348574
>>80348673
I'm really flattered you guys think so much of me
seeing that I've made an impact on people's lives, and sometimes even inspired them to pursue their own creative endeavors, that makes it all worthwhile
but I'm just a regular guy, there's no need to treat me like I'm some celebrity
>>80348092
I was just thinking that. Sene YEARS. Where does the time go?but seriously though, I was going through some really rough shit back then and staying up late to distract myself with your threads always helped a lot
so, uh. thank you.
This was actually kind of fun to do
>>80348092
Hey Weaver, love your work.Even though you never gave me a chance for OTP, SENPAI WHY.
>>80348463
>>80348559
>>80348743
>>80348674
I was going to go small on Prices, I dont REALLY sketch as seen on my livestream, probably just 10 dollars per drawing or something, dont worry about it I might not know how to price them, but I sure know how to NOT overprice them.
I meant on the directions of how to obtain the cash, paypal? First time Ive ever done something like it.
>>80348916SENPAI PLEASE.
>>80348743
FA commisions will always be porn.
DA commisions are either porn or severly autistic shit, and they'll undervalue everything.
Tumblr commisions are porn, SJW shit, or autist shit, but they actually know how to fairly price commisions.
No idea about inkbunny.
Pick your posion.
>>80348872
>b-but he hasnt looked at me in 5 minutes...
HNG
>>80348916
I'd rather not treat anyone as a 'celebrity' myself, so I can see why you'd say that. Still, you deserve a kudos at least, given the influence you've had.Now make more fun shitplz
>>80348943
>but seriously though, I was going through some really rough shit back then and staying up late to distract myself with your threads always helped a lot
yeah, you and me bothI've said this before, but the time in which I wrote RubyQuest was the closest I ever came to suicide, now I always look at it as a reason I'm glad I lived
>>80349105
>OTP
Stop worrying about OTP and just go wild, you're holding yourself back
>>80348645
>finishing Nanquest and Boxdog
Please do.
Also, I know you didn't think Patreon was a good idea, but everyone knows you're a bit slow to update. People donate on Patreon without expecting you to update constantly.
>>80348916
>but I'm just a regular guy, there's no need to treat me like I'm some celebrity
Shut the fuck up you stupid amazing person
>>80348872
Freddy was right.
>>80349078
I like it, but why is he a Pope again?
>>80349105
Paypal, make sure you tell the buyer to not include any information about the commission unless you want Paypal to buttfuck you.
>>80348872
Suddenly, it's a British drama with robots. Would watch.
>>80343793
YES LORD YES
>>80349289
They really are just a joe, anon, that just does things that are incredibly enjoyable for others. You don't need to slobber on their shlongs because of it.
>/fnaf/ general- OH WEAVER-SEMPAII edition
>>80349778
It's better than what we were using it forBesides, I lust for Weaver's greasy neckbeard cock
>>80349226
>>80349374
Hmph, alright then, Ill try to get myself up once I got my setup and do some investigation, thanks guys!
>>80340024
Just because Twitch is video game focused doesn't mean you're not allowed to use it for anything else and also it would be considered video game related.
>>80348872
I love this and the way you say "Fockin'".
>>80349374
Because it was one of the suggestions, of course!
Speaking of, I need more requests, because I really cant get enough
>>80349951
Easy-mode or hard-mode requests?
I miss hipsanon
this general is just a furry circlejerk and i love it
G-Guys?
>>80350027
Maybe both? Easy are always fine but if its an idea I like enough I'm fine with hard mode
still not getting my request. fuck it, it's time to bust out the paper and the pen, and to turn on the dusty old scanner.
>>80348645
Motherfucker, you better never stop drawing.
>>80350132
Late to the party, eh?
Either way, we aren't ready for Freddy.
>>80348916
You might just be a regular guy, but your place in my heart is special.
>>80350132I never played Five nights at Freddy I just came here because someone posted lewd bonnie on /v/
>>80350132
old news
>>80350110
Don't get used to it, anon.
It's gonna be /mg/ all over again.
These small havens were all destined to fall after the great /fur/ incident.
>>80350267
which one?
>>80350110
No, it's driving away drawfags that used to make content related to the game.
>>80350094
I miss them too. And cartoon booty anon.
Goddamn.
>>80350385
this one
>>80347392
>>80350110
That's why I hate it but I keep coming back
>>80350132
Does Scott post any sort of dev work or blog where he drops stuff, or does he just go with the "I'll give you what I've got when it's done?"
>>80350190
Daytime Bonnie twitches with impotent rage as Mike delicately inserts slices of pepperoni into one of her eyeholes. A child in the background will remember this surreal moment for the rest of his life.
>>80350379
>/mg/
>/fur/
the what nowyes im too lazy to use google
>>80350491
An excellent choice.
>>80350550
He has a website, but it doesn't look like he posts dev work on there.
>>80348872
Is every drawfag becoming a voicefag now? Ehh. Whatever.
I love the way you "fawkes"
>>80350486
>>80350596
>he did cutebolds too
Sonuvabitch, what DIDN'T me make
>>80350486
I'd almost forgotten about that female tentacle monster.
>>80348872
Thanks to you, Freddy is now this terrifying bastard who acts like business bear Banjo on stage but behind the scenes is the animatronic equivalent of Bricktop from Snatch
And occasionally the two persona slip together
>Do you know what nemesis means?
>A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt--
>--me
>H'yuk!
>>80350653
/fur/ was an entire furry board that came up one day. After a while,Moot shut down the board and banned anyone who ever posted in it.
/mg/ was Morenatsu General. Think /ksg/ but furry.
Gone.
>>80348092
>>80350596
Weaver senpai~
>>80350436
Not him, but I do miss the spooky art/stories. We still get spooky voice stuff sometimes, but it's much more rare.
There's still a few that do solid spooky art, though.
>>80350728
That seems to be the running theme.
http://picosong.com/9XsY/
http://picosong.com/9ckf/
I'd love to hear more of Crisis' voices.
>>80350653
It was an awful /vg/ thread full of gay furries.
We found love. We broke hearts. We never talked about the game because it was absolute shit.
And then it died. It was better that way, though. The shitposting couldn't go on forever.And I was getting banned too often for posting macro Fox x Falco pictures
>>80348872
>That accent
>Foive
>Fokkin'
>WOT!?
Crisis what are you doing to my body!?
>>80348916
You might be a regular guy, but that doesn't mean that all regular guy don't mean something to somebody
>>80350436
>>80350868
I rarely get spook requests.
But I'm willing when Im in the mood for some.
>>80350912
>that second link
Oh god. My dick. My dick is so hard.
>>80350132
>You are a wreck of a person. Used to be a detective, used to be someone. A few years, you couldn't find the murderer.
>It consumed you.
>One night, long after you've given up on life, amongst the empty take-out containers and beer cans, you wake up to a call.
>Freddy Fazbears is closing. The place will be locked up and renevated for a new company that bought out the chain.
>The caller, a long-standing night security guard, seems to know something. something about the missing children
>You tell him you'll be down there asap
>He tells you to just meet him in the morning
>You insist
>Phone cuts out.
>Power's out.
Later that night...
>It's a dark and stormy night, but you make it down to that pizzeria.
>You pound on the front door.
>Nothing. Doors locked.
>You go around back
>Damn this alley is dark
>Lightning flashes. You thought you saw something move down the alley.
>You give chase.
>Back door is ajar, bashed open.
>Lights are out.
>You dig out your flashlight and step inside
So begins Five Nights at Freddy's 2.
>>80351025
>little sproing at the bottom
Also "wot" happened to the Flockmod? Everybody buggered off.
>>80351025
Plot twist:Gud Fox and Crisis are the same person suffering from multiple personalities.
so I drew a thing
>>80348872
Holy Christ. I was just gonna hang out and make sarcastic comments, but I might have to have a go at super chavvy Chica when I get home from work.
>>80351205
Remove Guard
Reminder that /fnafg/ has
>tumblrinas
>content starved F5-less malfunctioned M1 redditors
>ERPers
>attention craving ponyfucker whores (weaver and MT)
>/soc/ putrescence (the guy who's ass is in the Dropbox)
>McCarthyism (anyone that dares speak against the queen MT is one fag)
>hugbox coddle station echo chamber
>a dead secret club where posting any screenshots of it causes an uproar (skype)
>collective donut steel and headcanon (Beamz = Mike + Bonnie)
>epic meem driven OC (crisis and spongebob)
>le funny face for the punchline (MT)
>B^U tier face rehashing (MT)
>thin skin (MT)
>surpassed /mg/ in faggotry levels
And most of all
>not even about videogames
>>80350856
>Moot shut down the board and banned anyone who ever posted in it.
holy fuck, imagine all the non-furs that got banned for trying to be funni troles
>>80351025
tell me gud fox, have you two actually met up yet?if so how many times did you fuck
>>80350959
If that's our fate.
Then I'm gonna ride this wave for as long as it lasts.
>>80351137
I really hope it's a point and click adventure game
>>80351250
Ain't it grand?
>>80351205
lol
>>80351347
>le retarded pretense
>>80351187
th-then how are they both in flockmod at the same time?
>>80351139
this, we need to bugger back on it
>>80351250
:^)
>>80351250
>surpassed /mg/ in faggotry levels
literally impossible
>>80351250
>attention craving ponyfucker whores (weaver and MT)
You forgot Jessy~
>>80351137
I want this, badly.Mike is somehow still in full control of himself after getting freddy funtimed and helps you on your adventure.
What kind of animatronic did we settle on mike getting funtimed into again? Meerkat, right?
>>80351296
I can imagine a hidden object game hint to it also.
>>80351250
Somehow still better than league of legends general.
>>80350959
>an entire thread for a single game
wow, was the shitposting really getting that much out of hand
>>80351250
...And I couldn't love it more.
REMOVE FURFAG
>>80351250
>>80351672
By what logic can you claim to be an anon when you namefag and attention whore all the time?
>>80351669
If that's Aardman, you should join us on Flockmod
>>80348872
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06LWvqeJ7ky
daaaaamn thats some guy ritchie shit right there
>>80346709
i love this way too much, i need more
we really need more art thats more accurate to the game models
>>80350486
Should I feel bad that I can only name like, five things on here?
>>80348574
>>80348673
You guys must be new - Weaver's been coming here for a while now.
>>80351605
Tell me about it
Weaver is a goddamn nigger and people should stop giving that whore attention
>>80351971
Nah, a lot of those are after he left 4chan stuff.
>>80336281
>>80350486
Better add Beanpole Bonnie and Business Freddy to that picture, Weaver!
>>80351296
>>80351564
I want to say there is a narrator, but I think it would fit more themeatically if there wasn't. No music. No narrator. Just point and click with ambiant noises.
>Your first instinct is to call out, but something catches your eye.
>A heavy metal door, shut tight. You wonder what's that all about as you sweep your flashlight over it's frame "Security"
>the window adjacent has some old, yellowed blinds drawn shut. The cheap ones. You try to peek in, but no luck.
>You wonder if the Security guard is trapped inside, but judging by the back door, he might have just left without locking up.
>Still, somethings off here, and if you poke around a bit, you might stumble upon something.
...Much later.
>You've been jumpy all night. Your phone alarm goes off. It's 5 am.
>That's when you know your welcome has run out.
>That tingly feeling you've felt a few times tonight comes back.
>You run for the back door.
>Somethings behind you
>You crash through it and land on the opposite wall of the alley.
>You gasp for breath as the rain drenches you once more.
>And in the twilight of the morning.
>You see something close the door behind you.
>>80351565
>>80350912
in the second link was i hearing thingsor was the jaws theme playing towards the end?
Real talk for a moment. I don't mind the lewd, but you guys gotta roll this shit back. It's gettin' a little outta hand.
Remember to do other stuff involving the game.
>tfw just bought FNAF iOS
>>80352582
HNG I need this!
>>80351565
Yeah, this'd make sense. Particularly hiding spots. There could be "x" hiding spots in a particular area, and some of them could be shit, while others are effective.
Some of the hiding spots are traps (i.e. you can click under a desk, which has the hide option, but if you do, you'll get caught) as opposed to hiding in the airducts or something)
heeere's a slavbot.
>>80352162
Just a few things on the left are. The vast majority are 4chan stuff.
Today on Flockdraw i try to emulate Aardmans style, and it's costing me.
>>80352940
>no squatting
0/10
>>80322414
I can't see it from your user page. Is it private?
>>80352897
Do hidden object horror games exist? Point and click style, not FPS?
>>80352772
Things? Yeah, there was stock music in there.
>>80351669
>Joy of creating
>(pizza)
>Chicas expression
This pleases me.
>>80352940
>not squatting
Do you even slav?
>>80350945
Here ya go, also
>mfw this thread
>>80351669
>Weak
eww.
we ded?
Flockmoddiau
>>80353845
Chica with her head off, using it to double-spook mike?
>>80352582
New story series?
>>80353845
Magical girl Bonnie?
>>80353145
>What ya watchin there, friend?
>I'ma watching the sec-
>AHHHHHH!
>>80353845
>>80353779
/fnafg/ stuffed into a Freddy suit.
>>80353845
Bonnie as President Funny Valentine.
>>80353845
muslim foxy with a turban and a suicide vest.
I want to commission this artist.
>>80352820
>Night 2 12:00am
>You had watched the revators enter the place and leave.
>Last nights scare made you a bit jumpy as you waited for Mike.
>No show.
>Frustrated, you try the back door again. The door shuts, but the lock seems busted.
>You enter with your flashlight out.
>No need it seems, the light flickers overhead, faulty, but gives off a nice strong, clean light.
>Shame, it only serves to illuminate the dirt and grime on the floors.
>You note that the doors are shut once more, but there is a light on under the blinds.
>You knock three times.
>There is a creak of metal from behind the door.
>"RUN" He shouts.
>And that's when you notice a familiar fox run around the corner down the hall.
>>80353145
Are you up forspooky?
>>80353979
>slightly girly, but generally on-model, bonnie
I didn't realize how much I wanted this.
>>80353845
the animatronics getting spooked while Playing Luigi's mansion?
>>80354151
I'm readyto make an attempt
>>80349951
Bonnie, Chica,Female Foxyon a stripper pole plz
>>80354292Draw Beamz hanging from the ceiling in front of Mike in a hallway, while Chica is behind him. Both as spooky as you can get without going past the game's level of spooky.
>>80354309
anon why are you a gmail
>>80354309
Someone wanted smash codes.
Also, requesting that.
>>80353948
>>80353957
Ha. I'm just kicking around this point-and-click adventure idea for FN@F2.
Freddy's is bought out by Showbiz, and they are in the midst of renovating it. A detective seeks to solve the missing kids case, and is called in by the late night security guard.
You have five nights to find all the clues left in the place before it's completely renovated. Same as the first game, every night brings new danger. On top of that, I'm thinking that they really are renovating the place. Every night, New areas, new animatronics, and a few new mechanics pop up. (Always on lights. Hidey Holes.)
>>80354631
Shit that was fast. Thanks, bruh.
>Let's use our heads
HorrifyingContext/10
>mfw nobody has voicefagged it yet
>>80349105
what is she flipping over?
>>80354927
Pizza. Mike has it and she can't get to it.
>>80354887
I honestly prefer the originals. This seems even more forced edgy.
So whatPizzawould each animatronic enjoy if they could.
>>80354927
>>80354986
It looks like it's either in a box that opens on the side(implying Digiorno) or in a trashcan.
>>80353845
Bonnie singing, and everyone being moved to tears
>>80353979
>>80355181
>>80354986
>>80354927Pizza in trashbox, my bad shouldve made it more specific.
>>80355169
Freddy probably has meat lovers.
Bonnie's has veggies all over it.
Chica probably has the standard.
Foxy probably has something weird like pineapples.
>>80354152
>>80354887
>>80355128
that'sthejoke.jpg
>>80355318
what would happen if she pulled herself through the hat?
>>80353979
>>80355529
Yes. Yes this is the best bonnie. Like well-done coffee it doesn't need much to enjoy.
>>80355391
>Foxy probably has something weird like pineapples.
>dissing pineapples
Bacon and pineapple master race.
>>80355391
>Foxy
>Not being anchovies
>>80355630
>implying
Canadian bacon, black olives, andartichoke heartsare the true master race.
>>80355630
>>80355754
>Mushroom not being the master race
Plebs the whole lot of you.
Someone should do a parody of "The Most Beautiful Girl In the Room" with mike as the girl.
"The Most Naked Bot In the Building"
would you do it, /vg/ ?forgot the fuckin bowtie
>>80334821
>http://pastebin.com/dNwnuqLr
I peek back i n here and THIS is what I see?! THIS FILTH?!
I love it snax keep up the good work
>>80356002
Jesus christ
>>80354887
I don't think anyone really finds it funny except you.
Guess i'll dump some of my stuff
>>80356002
What exactly am supposed to be looking at here?
>>80355934
>Foxy as the main singer
>Freddy as the backup
>Golden Freddy as Dave
IT'S OFFICIAL GUYS
BTFO
>>80354123
>>80356412
Scott put that there after hearing of all of the fanart.
>>80356412
sure thing bucko
>>80356412
If you're talking about bad dragon, you're a little late.
>>80356412
>no funny tabs
You had one job
>>80356509
>>80356412
We all knew about this already,we just didn't want to admit it.
>>80354510
I tried.
>>80354309
This seems difficult, but for some reason I feel compelled to do it..
>>80356275
>>80356509
>>80356716
I really like your style, man. Especially Chica.
>>80356529
>>80356529
well... that's an interesting suicide vest. You win this time, mister drawfag.
>>80356716
tfw i havent drawn freddy yet.
>>80356928
do it.
>>80356928vorelewd musclegut freddy pls
>>80356823
I love you
>>80356823
you should.make them kiss
>>80356270it probably is...
WELL THEN
ANY MUSICAL REQUESTS?
>>80354215
Hate to beat a dead horse, here, but aside from >>80349105 we don't have any art of Mike terrorizing the bots in the daytime.
Someone do everyone cowering in Pirate's Cove while spookymike stalks them with a wrench.
>>80336926
With an enemy like Souldozer, I can't imagine the game he's from being made with a totally straight face.
I downloaded the book Garuda
I FUCKING DID IT
>>80357417
>aye with me good eye
Holy shit that's cute.
>>80355318
Thank you RT, you always bring a smile to my face.
>>80357417
I found the spook."Like the animatronics? My favorite is me, Boo-nnie!"Freddy's Mansion when?
>>80356412
He knows where the money is and he isn't going to say no.
Shit puts food on the table.
I couldn't resist drawing him as a Jojo.I'm not good at drawing jojo poses
>>80357692
Love you to Anon.
>>80357725
>>80357725
>you gotta suck the ghosts outta the robots
>you are looking for Phoneguy
>final boss is King Golden Freddy
if you could give each character a musical theme what'd you give them?
Mike=strong mexican music
Freddy=classical music
Bonnie=Banjos/bluegrass music
Chica=polka music
Foxy=sea shanties.
Which one of you was the faggot who got laughed out of /ssbg/ a while ago?
>>80351823
Eh, don't bother, he's an attention grabber idiot, I've seen him before. He posts Kamen Rider and talks all about CoD with others in his own stuff all the time, rarely ever talking about anything else, as he tries to fit in.
The only thing we've seen from him are a few sketches, he may as well just be an artfag if he isn't gonna make an actual VN.
>>80356995
I deed it
>>80327907
Do sunibee or sssonic2 do commisions?
>>80357956
Kamen rider is stupid anyways.
>>80358163
bueno
>>80358163
10/10 would cuddlebefore getting freddy funtimed
>>80357918
Mike: Dadrock
Freddy: Show Tunes
Bonnie: Hair Metal
Chica: Bubblegum Pop
Foxy: Folk
Golden Freddy: Noise/Dark Ambient
>yfw FNAF2 has a bonus lewd mode
>>80358450
>mfw you can select robogenders/fetishes
>>80357918
Bonnie = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjXj7P10vBM
Chica= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5CLplRIno
Foxy = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJFFNg-yqRQ
>>80348092
Holy shit I love your work. Got hooked onyour work when I was a brony. Are tou going to finiah applejack season?
>>80358450
>>80358545
It's just gonna turn into CoC with pre-rendered graphics at that point.
>>80358450
>mfwvanilla sex in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreationis the only option
>>80358737
>procreation
But they're robots, anon.
>>80357956
the art he's making is actually for the VN he's working on, he has a small team already
>>80358450
>>80358545
>>80358717
>>80358737
>it's actuallyENDOSKELETON MODE
>>80358545
>change mode to lewd mode on friend's game when he goes to take a shit between nights
>all dudes
>hyperdicks
>wait for the inevitable screaming at the sausage party he's joined
>>80358798
That never stopped anybody.
>>80358798Thejoyofcreation.
>>80348092
I'm gonna guess you're in your 30s.
>>80358737
You say that like it's a bad thing.Like intimacy totally isn't my fetish.
>>80357773
that pizza birthmark
>thread has been lewd all day
>finally has a moment of peace
>right back to lewd again
Goddamnit guys
>>80358872
whats with the purple tumors
>>80359028
Don't fight it, anon.
>>80358241
Them's fighting words, anon.
>>80359028
>>80359134
I'm just so fucking tired of it. I have nothing against it, but it's stagnating the general.
>>80359134
my all time favorite
>>80359241
yeah it is pretty boring. I'd like more spooky
>>80358450
>>80358545
>>80358737
>>80358821
>>80359315robo anal vore
Have any of you guys tried any FN@F gmod map yet? How good is it?
So...uh...
Any new writefaggotry? I already read the Michelle/Bonnie one.
>>80359585
Incredible
Noevent mode for scenes or videos and events mode for getting spooked
>>80355565
http://picosong.com/9m5k/
GOOD NEWS! New Mic
Bad news, makes my recordings sound a bit soft. Shit.
>>80348872
Damn Crisis, that was good.
>>80359951
Oh thank god you are here.
Save us from the lewd.
>>80358912
I hope he's in his thirties. My biggest fear is that I'm actually Weaver's age and creatively bankrupt while he flourishes with all these ideas.
>>80359951
Hey you
>>80359886
Snax wrote something earlier
>>80334821
Night five is killing me, guise.
>>80356814
Don't tell me you wouldn't do the same thing. There's plenty of gold to be had in the furry mines.
Anybody remember that Desolate Hope FN@F crossover image? Anybody wanna take a shot at detailing/coloring/animating it?
>>80360179
Keep calm and watch Freddy and Foxy.
>>80357918
Mike=Flamenco
Freddy=Classic Rock
Bonnie=Punk Rock
Chica=Pop Rock
Foxy=Surfcore
Golden Freddy=Death Metal
http://bad-dragon.com//sales/fivenights
HAHAHA, OH WOW.
>>80358683
>mfw good shanty songs.tried a new style
>>80360357
Literally 3 days late anon.
>>80334821
>http://pastebin.com/dNwnuqLr
"Those dastardly Japanese, this must have been their plan all along." lol
>yfw Scott gets picked up by a good major developer and gets a huge budget to work with
>>80354309
>>80354597
This might be terrible
>>80360089
Inspiration strikes whenever it wants to, anon. Wouldn't stress too much over it. Try new things, see new sights; it helps to stir the shit up that collects at the bottom of the tank.
>>80360548
I like it. It's spookier while still being sorta cute.
>>80361087
>mfw it's EA
>mfw cawadooty gets FNAF DLC
>mfw you need origin to play FNAF
>>80354309
>>80354597
>someone wanted smash codesDo you have one more?
>>80361110
>FreddyDegenerates.pngYou did good.
>>80347352
>That lewd carlos
Every time
>>80361215
I said a GOOD major developer, you donut.
>>80361215
>cawadooty gets FNAF DLC
What does EA have to do with CoD? Or is cawadooty just a catch all phrase for modern day FPS's?
>tfw the camera bugged out on you at night five and you couldn't keep an eye out for foxxy
Or was it really a bug?
>>80359951git on steam
>>80361540
I've never heard of that. Shit anon, did you survive?
>>80362556
More
Is it even possible to die on the first day? I've played through it a couple times, Freddy never moves, Foxy's nowhere to be seen and I never get Bonnie or Chica at my door.
>>80362702
>implying
I've seen someone deal with both foxy and golden freddy on night one.
>>80362336
It happened at 3 am, so sadly no. I just couldn't open the camera anymore. I guess it was a bug. At least I hope it was.
Or that fucking Fazbear fucked me over ferociously.
>>80362702
Yes. You can get Foxy to trigger too if you are really unlucky.
>>80362702
Absolutely, you can still run out of power and I've seen some poor players getting Bonnie'd
>>80362702
bonnie seems to show up once or so on the first night but that's all. other stuff can happen tho
>>80362657
/r/ing a version of this with either one of the animatronics or Souldozer.
>>80359951
sounds fine to me
did you guys notice something hiding in the game's static? It's best seen after you get stuffed in a suit, but it's slightly visible on the main menu too.
Looks like freddy. Somewhere in the middle of the screen, in the static, you can see eyes or some shit.
>>80363043
>>80362556
yo fuck tumblr gif's not working lets see if this one works >>80362657
>>80359951
th-thanks CVF
>>80357418
kspoilered for whoever is sick of looking at my shit
>>80362702
Plenty of new players who can't into power management because they think that animatronic in hallway means they need to close the door and keep it closed until they leave
>>80363227
this?
>>80363087
I tried.Not very hard, though
>>80363507
No, the static. right in the middle of the screen. Cross your eyes and you might see what I'm talking about.
>>80363693
>Not having the eyepatch lift up for the second frame
you're not even trying
Fredrica's All-Night Pizza and Burlesque Saloon Chapter 2 Part 1
http://pastebin.com/CJhu8gtP
>>80363693
you should do the second panel with the eyepatch flipped up
>>80351272
/fur/ was the most retarded thing that Moot ever pulled. Because of it, he can never make a furry containment board, no matter how fucking sensible it would be.
>>80363795
YAS
Alrighty, clean lines for foxy are done. I'll color it tomorrow and then do both a normal and faux-vn version of the image.Pls no bans mod
>>80363507
nevermind, maybe I became a paranoid fuck.thanks fazbama
reposting for the night crowd
Newest episode of "The Adventuras of Mexi-Mike and Bonnie-The-Bitchassnigga"
http://picosong.com/9gKA/
Previous episodes.
http://picosong.com/9fXC/
http://picosong.com/94r9/
http://picosong.com/9Lf2/
http://picosong.com/92BP/
>>80359951
Niiiice.
>>80363934muh dick
>>80363934
I like it quite a bit.The VN is never happening is it
>>80350856
I don't know how cancerous it got after I stopped browsing some months ago but as far as I know /mg/ was a special exception that the mods allowed on the grounds that it didn't become a porn dump or a drama hugbox.
>>80358241
plz no
stop
>>80363886
I remember that 5chan used to have a /fur/ board. That place was so cancerous, I never did wonder why 4chan didn't have one when I jumped on over here.
>>80359951
eagerly anticipating your backlog
Did someone sayFemFoxy?
>>80364092
Oh dear.
>>80364117
Thanks.I have no idea at this point, everyone is dropping around me at this point. I sort of have a weekly CYOA thing going on every Friday night, my plan was to draw pictures based on some of the posts after it was finished and sort of emulate the experience to a degree.
>>80364092
thanks spanishman
you are the best
>>80359485
Is that Freddy in Second Life?
Maybe I should look into Second Life.
>>80364648muh dick
>>80347392
>text arrives at the same time this image flashes ETERNITY OF PAIN
>my text notification sound isSCREEEEEEEEE
ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK WEAVER
>>80364734
it's gmod.
>>80364734
it's garry's mod.you skrub
>>80364830
I'm more disappointed that I should be.
>>80364885
>he doesn't see the poseballs
>>80364648
Ohohoho
>>80364824The frame in question. Did you think nobody would notice?
>>80357773
>>80363793
>>80363798
I wanted to, but couldn't find a good enough quality picture that was the same-ish brightness.
>>80365163
Yeah, okay. I like this.
Shit, you guys weren't joking.
>>80365185I miss Roundabout.
>>80364648
Best foxy
>>80352801
Seconded.
Invert better keep making more spooky to drown out the bullshit furriness of this general.
>>80365258
>8 items
>>80365284Roundabout's a fucking great song.
>>80365258
>8 items image is back
>>80365258
Why would we be?
I ordered one, and I'm considering a second. That color is really nice.
>5N@F sequel
>first night passes like the last game
>second night,you find Freddy's head twisted off and mounted outside Pirate's Cove
>everything changes, the game becomes a Silent Hill-esque living hell
>Foxy was the evil one all along
>title screen changes to Five Nights atFoxy's
>>80363043
>>80363259
Is that all of them? I enjoy the style.
>>80365284We all miss it, deep inside.
>>80365258
>8 items
Ohhh nooo
>>80365393
Go on...
>>80365393
I kinda like interface and premise screws in horror games. I'd get behind this.
>>80365393
Huh. Well damn. That'd make a an interesting twist/alt ending to some writing I did sometime ago.
>>80365392
>ordered one
why in the fuck
>>80365681
Now you have to post it so I can read it before bed.
>>80365431
its the artist of the mad mike
rebornica.tumblr.com/post/97561436214/somebody-ran-out-of-power#disqus_thread
>>80365780
I just said why. It's a really nice color scheme.You don't think that it was my first one I've ordered, do you?
>>80365780
It feels nice to have dicks inside you.
More breaking news at 11!
>>80365258
>8 items
make it 20 pussy bitch
>>80365358
>>80365902
How long do they take to ship usually?
>>80366023
420*
>>80348092
Gonna totally donate to the patreon
>>80365393
I'd especially like all the furry tears when it turns out Foxy isn't the victimized shota woobie that everyone draws him as.
>>80366068
Anon noooAnon yeees
Why do people jack off to Weaver's shitty "work"? He's a suicidal poorfag and will die sad and alone
>>80366078
Fucking goddamn forever, holy shit. Then again, they make them to order and do their absolute best to match what you want as closely as possible. Highest-quality dildos that I've used so far.
>>80329903
why boner, why
>>80366068
>the animatronics follow Mike home after Fazbear's is closed. Hijinks ensue
>>80366078
As another anon who has ordered some products, I'd say it takes around the standard 3-5 business days. The longest waiting period is the crafting portion which can take weeks to months depending on how long their backlog is.
>>80365927
>implying they only make dildos
Anyways back to the game.
>>80365781
What the whole story I did a while ago?
Or the update/alternate ending?
The story I wrote was chapters long dude. not sure you'll be able to finish it before bed.
>>80365393
I like my twists and all, but why Foxy? Doesn't he get enough attention already? He's already taken the spotlight just by being a minor character. At least Chica or Bonnie would be less conspicuous.
>>80366261
>>80366302
Do you guys think the toys are worth the money?
My attempt at Mike
>>80366228
>jack off
Anon, I haven't jacked off to anything /fnaf/ has made, although I save everything.Well, there was one thing, but it was on /v/ and I'm never going to post it.
>>80366364
Absolutely. Do you have any idea what you can take yet, or would this be your first?
>>80366338
Post it. Even if I don't finish it, I'll just start reading the parts each night.
>>80366405
Looks pretty good. The bags are a good touch.
>>80366364
I've came like I've never came before when I used them. I don't use them very frequently but when I do it's like a gold subscription to masturbation.
So yes.
>>80359485>robot tails in the corner
>>80366313
Oh look, it's this gif again.
>>80366445First.
>>80366603Okay, thanks a lot!
>>80366359
The fandom sort of victimizes Foxy, and he does seem to have been injured and secluded from the rest of the cast. It would be a much more potent twist.
But mostlyI just thought another 'F' name would suit the title better.
>>80366313
why does this make me laugh so hard
"Aye, lad, maybe this be better?"
>>80366664
You might want to pick up a cheaper toy first, then. Y'know, just to see if you even like anal. They are kinda expensive, after all.
Then again, you can always just display them, even if you don't enjoy it.
>>80366574
http://pastebin.com/bwHC6bdg
Chapter 1;
You should be able to find the rest by going to the author's page. There are 7 chapters in total.
>>80366779
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
>>80363886
And yet /mlp/ still existsYes, I am still bitter about it.
>>80367001
Be nice.
>>80366787
I missed you, Skeptic.
>>80367078
I don't know who you're talking about. Who's Skeptic?
>>80366827
Make sure to fuckin buy some lube as well. Water-based only. If you decide to get the in house special, their bottles last a surprisingly long time assuming you aren't playing out a bukakke fetish every time.
>>80367169
Some writefag that everyone somehow forgot about.
>>80367295
>implying anyone gives a shit about writefags anyway.
Thems the breaks, anon.
>>80367169
Someone I really miss...
>>80367419
I always look forward to writefags and try to leave a comment every time.
>>80335428
Nice. I interned at NMAH for a while. Any positions open at the SI. I want to get in to a museum down in DC so I can move back down there.
>>80365393
Devious Mastermind Foxy at work
>>80368048
4/10 apply yourself
>>80368048
I enjoy chronic alcoholic Foxy
>>80367169
Why you gotta be like that?
>>80367419
Except that's wrong.
Just wondering but how do you people find this sexy?
>>80368048
Holy shit, I love your Foxy.
Almost as much as I loveOld Milwaukee.
I like shitty cheap beer, sue me.
>>80368335
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>80368335
>not enjoying clang
I guess...
>>80363795
Did you guys not notice this?
Snax updated the burlesque story
>>80368835
Gross
>>80368835
Too busy fantasizing about Burlesque Chica to immediately respond.Fuckin' loving it so far Snax
>>80368835
I'm planning on reading it later tonight. I'm juggling reading the general and classwork.
>>80366787
Real talk, this was one of my favorite stories alongside His Last Request.
If you are still here Skeptic, you did a fantastic job.
>>80363795
>Chapter 2, Part 1
>check the older entrees
>I missed a shitload
Goddamn, I gotta buckle up.
>>80364092
Well now after listening to that I have a raging hunger that can only be sated with trap Bon-butt.
What have you done to me?
Where the fuck is everyone?
>>80331346
Dude, Bonnie turns the heads in the back room to face the camera. If that isn't maliciousness then I don't know what is, coupled with the "your anus is getting freddy funtimed" look on Chica's face.
>mfw I'm flipping through the cameras and see Bonnie staring at me
>mfw this is in 2B
>>80370353
Anon, it was midnight 24 minutes ago...
>>80370353Upyourbuttandaroundthecorner
>>80370428
It's only 9:24 here in Murrica....I don't want Freddy general to end.
>>80370413
Why is he wearing a funny helmet?
Why is that man's arm missing?
>>80370581
But anon, in Murrica it's only 6:27
>/fnafg/ - Dildo General
>>80370353
Playing casual video games.
>>80370801
No, it's 8:29.
>>80370801
>>80370950
You guys realize that the United States spans several different timezones? Just as well, not everybody lives there, either.
>>80371094That's_the_Joke.jpg
>>80371196well it's not funny
>>80352404
Nice one.
My saving graces compared to Mike is that we do roving patrols of the inside and outside of the facilities, versus sitting in a static location for the entire shift. Oh yeah, forgot the biggest advantage over mike. WE HAVE WORKING LIGHTS 24/7! The LT in the camera room is fucked going by that picture though.
>>80367978
>Any positions open at the SI.
Should be some beginning to open up since we're coming up on the end of the fiscal year. Check usajobs.gov.
>>80371263I'm glad you're here to objectively tell us what's funny and what's not. I almost laughed at that joke until I saw your post. You may have just saved my life.
>>80371345
How often do you fend off rabid spacemen that attempt to stuff you in a space suit make you into one of them?
>>80354292
How has no oneknotyet noticed the box at the bottom of that stack of pizzas?
>>80366405
pretty cool
>>80371345
Cheers, mate.
>>80372198
Oh lawdy
>>80370753
that's a movie called Frankenstein's army, you can find it on netflix
flockmod is dead
skype group is dead
general is dead
game is dead
>>80373012
>>80373012
It's just a slow day. Mondays are always shit.R-right?
>>80373165
Tumor ass.
>>80373012
anonyou were dead all along
So, there were talks of instituting a thread theme, and several suggestions were made:
>Steam Powered Giraffe - Brass Goggles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDRHx4cPgbE)
>Henry Hall - Here Comes The Boogeyman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh0QZvHdSKo)
>Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8)
I'll make a Strawpoll for it, but give me more suggestions.
>>80373012
Every ends eventually.
>>80373165
Art.
>>80373414
Step 1: Stop fucking drawing yourself, you're not a fucking FNAF character, I loved you why did you turn into this shit
Step 2: Start drawing characters from the game again
>>80373512
RT is a coolguy tho
new general when
we're in autosage mode here
Someone mentioned Sean Connery as Freddy. I BLAME YOU, RANDOM ANON http://picosong.com/9mgB/
>>80373605
Page 9.
So basically 5-8 minutes.
>>80373605
Read the OP
>>80373406
I always thought Teena Marie's Lovergirl fit for some of the Bonnie stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fyWgjhe_Zg
Like "A little birdy told me that you feel the same way," "I need your love, and I won't bring no pain," and 'Cause I got a vibe on you The first time that I saw you, saw you" particularly stand out
>>80373557
I thought so too until he started self-inserting that "hilariously" self-deprecating author avatar into literally every picture and stopped drawing Bonnie and the others in favor of trying to have adventures starring himself and other artists.
>>80371652
>Getting chased by empties
2spooky
>>80373663
OR NOW
>>80373406
I put forth the fallowing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2M5s7MGjr4
>>80373768
Is Routine ever actually coming out
I tell you hwhat.
Last drawing for tonight, Have a Necromorph Mike Schmidt
>>80373512
>>80373727
As I said before, Ill say it again, I draw what people want, so far no one has complained, except for you, should I do another poll like what I did with my name? Honestly I dont care, the dude was just fun to draw and everyone seemed to like him, also nice cheeky.
>>80373406
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF7ONGguSeg
spooky andmade by robots
>>80374026
I like the crossovers between alternate-dimension character versions that goes on sometimes, but things get dangerously circlejerky from time to time when the game itself gets left behind.
Have we drawn Raiden as the security guy yet?
Seems kind of obvious, I know we had one with Big Boss.
So guys! Don't hate me for constantly shilling for myself but I finished another chapter for I Met A Bear Today. Tell me what you think!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10657557/1/I-Met-A-Bear-Today
>>80374065
>Daft Clang
>>80373654
make more snake mike
>>80374162
Sam is the guard, raiden is foxy.
>>80373947
Never everI have no idea what Routine is, sorry
>>80373994
spooked my guts out
>>80374065
>NotRobot Rock
ISHIGGYDIGGYDON'T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc
How does /fn@fg/ feel about Atryl'shermFoxy?
>>80374201
I like this story
>>80374161
Well, coming from /b/ myself I know I tend to do that, I appreciate you trying to keep the thread alive and cancer free, appreciate it.
So any requests then? Seeing as your peppy to get some Bonnie in.
>>80374201
Oh boy oh man.
You bastard. Good to see an update. Cant wait to see next chapter.
Daily reminder that beanpoll Bonnie is canon
>>80374723
do a femfoxy.
>>80374201
>that ending
Ooh boy
>>80374723
How about the bots playing a funny trick on Mike?
>>80371652
Not too often. Usually they just want to get into the Apollo 13 lunar module and go back to the moon. Something about moon rabbits appears to be the reason.
New thread when?
>>80374723
I'm in the mood for some cute. Bonnie and Chicacuddling.
>>80374723
Mike as a little kid with his leg in a cast holding a trophy
>>80375360
I meant a soccer trophy
>>80374492https://e621.net/post/show/526720
pic related if you haven't seen it.
>>80375646
Eh, I don't like the angle of her head.
>>80375224
NEW THREAD
>>80375847
>>80375847
>>80375847
>>80375847
>>80375646
>herm
Absolutely Haram
>>80375920
is that a courage reference?
>>80375920
Thanks, man. Though maybe Bonnie's nose is a little bit too small.
>>80376093lesbians
>>80374201
Hey I saw this updated earlier, really enjoyed reading it. Can't wait for the next chapter, I like the idea of Mike having to team up with the Fazbear gang to get rid of somebody even worse.
>>80374561
>>80374757
>>80374916
>>80377732
I love you guys. I expect to have the final chapter finished this week. Y'all are in for some wild shit.
>>80351187
This is still my favorite Foxy drawing
WHO DID IT