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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.csgocalendar.com/

>Competitive News Sites
http://www.hltv.org/
http://www.esportsheaven.com/
http://news.esea.net/

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://www.altpug.com
[FREE] http://www.leetway.com
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://goaggro.com
http://csgobet.net
https://bitbucket.org/Rivenation/loungegraph/downloads
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics/
Money System: http://imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html

>Ranks & Stats
http://i.imgur.com/iy2xFDH.png
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest/
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty/

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/4f9kfhmi
Stop taking Valve MM so seriously
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csgog, i...
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1st for anime is great
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>>77517446

you need to play with higher leveled people to get out of silver.
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>>77517530
you suck

anime sucks
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erm... hello?
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>>77517421
>uses the old op
>still has esportsheaven even though *literally* no one reads it
>still has esea news even though no one uses it
>still has leetway and faceit and old altpug even though no one uses them
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>>77517636
s^...
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>>77517446

soooo.. what do you want to do after you've left the silver ranks?
rank up even more?
and then?
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I barely have any skins, should i bet everything worth a shit on the next NiP game to get some capital? is there any risk?
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>>77517446
What they mean is if you should be AK+ you'll be able to carry yourself out of silver. If you're only a gold nova then you're not going to be able to carry yourself from silver very efficiently.

What you need to do is find a couple maps you're comfortable with and find you can clutch well on and only queue those. Also try to queue with others.
Even if you're only queuing with 1 other person if they're an eagle and you're a silver and you've queued with them and do well in the match you'll get a lot more CSGO-ELO than you would for doing well in an all-silver match.

That's one of the reasons I can derank from 2 losses in a row but it takes like 5 wins to rank up, playing with all my low-rank shitter friends. The lower the enemy ranks the less of a boost you get for winning and the more of a penalty you get for losing.
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>>77517684
>oh no 4 extra links
Still better than last thread's OP which didn't even have the git gud pastebin.
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>tfw I bet a total of 120 on SKDC the other day
>they lost both matches

Should I just quit?
Or trade down my items that are too high value for betting and try to win back my losses?

Part of me wants to just start playing the game and forget about betting

Part of me wants to do my best to make less risky bets and just live that ez skin ez life
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wow my mom just caught me looking at rude pictures on here and now i'm grounded.

thanks a lot anime posters..
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I am having a stroke at this very moment after killing the last terrorists

I am dead fucking serious

I would go and defuse the bomb but it's too late since I have no kit and can't run to save since I am on low HP

This will be the last thing I will every type in my life

goodbye /csgog/
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>>77518016
>tfw your gf sometimes sees the anime pictures and thinks you're looking at hentai or something
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rate my bet guesses
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsQjC5zVnt8

thread theme
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>>77518174
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST TOOK THIS PIC

CLOUD 9 IS AT 70 NOW WTF
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p250>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

real thred theme
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>>77518413
what did you expect?
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>>77518413
And netcode is at 14% now. Those matches JUST got added, it takes a little while for the % to stabilise.
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>>77518525
how did it go up 20% in a few minutes
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>>77518013

pls respond
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>>77518561
barely anyone bet on those games yet so it takes very few people to sway the odds. only 1500 people at the time of this post.
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>>77518273
with a strong trip-hop influence evocative of massive attack and nice sense of repetition this new single from phantogram get's a strong 7/10 Best New Music. ~/csgog/'s resident music reviewer
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>>77518013
>>77518697
All in on NiP. It's a BO3 against a shit team.

Stop putting high bets on low-tier team BO1s.
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>>77518776
your review is shit and youre shit

shitlord
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>>77518697
>>77518013
i'll give you some tips for some dosh :^)
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EXPLAIN THIS SHIT GOTARDS
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>>77518082
I like you're style kid.
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ibp doesnt throw right, they bet on themselves?/
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Even with shit odds i'm still betting on iBP and C9, they're almost guaranteed skins
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>>77517627
Go back to /a you shit.
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>>77518858
I wish that site also had an accuracy box and damage drop-off.
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>>77518932
Basically, yeah. Swag fucking hates losing.
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>>77518485
Vanessa Carlton is the definition of a one hit wonder; but belive you me, that one hit is indeed a wonder. While corny, this is an undeniably great pop song out of the early 2000's. I'm feeling a light 7/10 here, old-track re-review. ~/csgog/'s resident music reviewer
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y/n
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>>77518932
Steel would never let his team throw
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>>77519113
No lol, both shroud and nothing were playing like shit today on their streams.
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>>77518932
No they don't throw. The map is going to be de_season too. They're probably the best team in the world on that map.
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fuck you guys you said nosir is complete shit
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>>77519109
Rate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXpFV9sW2bI
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>>77519182

>yes please make the odds better for me
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Another SE craptard here.

So I haven't played that much (37 total hours). I was ranked S4 out of unranked and got SE with my first win. Since then, my win percentage has been below 50% (probably around 30%).

I personally do OK (K:D 1-2:1 usually). I work well with my team, call out strats and callouts, etc. Personally, I feel my play is getting a lot better (getting more headshots, doing well in 1v1 situations, learning some OK nade placement). My gamesense is still shit.

Anyhoo, I can't really tell how good I am. Most rounds, my team is mostly:

1. Non-English speakers
2. AWPers who only buy AWPs and yolo
3. Dudes who go 5-20 every map
4. People without mics who don't say a word the entire map.

I feel like this is a hard environment to really improve in. On the other hand, I don't feel like I'm personally going to be able to do well enough in Gold Nova to keep that rank (if someone boosts me).

Wat do, /csgog/? Is it possible to solo queue out of silver?
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How long until FMPONE season?
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>>77519230
>I take betting advice from randomfags and whine about it when the advice is bad
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>>77519462
A few months
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>AK redlines for 8.4 on the market
>retards ask for 5 keys (9€)
>people expect to not only go through the pain of sorting through russians and retards in general but to also pay MORE than fucking market value

what the fuck
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>>77519230

nosir are a literal rename of team myrevenge

myrevenge came first place in an asus tournament that nostalgie came fourth in

do your fucking research dont listen to somebody saying "yeah theyre shit they'll lose"
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>>77519182
ok how about this then
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>>77519109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTDNGGNNrc

please...
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>win 10 out of 12 games
>still don't rank up

alright.
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>>77519390
While not my genre of expertise, Electric Wizard brings a powerful doom-metal track with "return trip" with elements of drone and and a grindy sound, this track might not be for all. But for those who love the genre or are feeling experimental, give this a listen. You won't be disappointed. 8/10. ~/csgog/'s resident music reviewer
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>>77520054
rate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqm-05R2Jk
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post em
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>>77520189
no sophomore album/10
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>>77520016
r u ok? 0_()
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>>77520003
If you didn't play well in any of those wins you gained less points towards a rank up, if you didn't play well in any of those losses you lost more points towards a rank down.

If any of those matches were against lower ranks you gained less/lost more points.

For the most part wins are what decide your rank but it factors in this other shit as well. Which is annoying as fuck when you play with friends who are silver and low novas and you're trying to rank up in AK, two losses is a rank down and 4 wins still no rank up despite carrying with at least 2 KDR every win.
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>>77519760
no this first
>>77520054
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>>77520341
no... I am 99% sure it doesn't work like that.
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>tfw been playing cs since people in this thread were getting the shit wiped off their asses by their parents
>tfw i feel like garey busey in point break when i think about cs
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>>77519449
>Is it possible to solo queue out of silver?

Definitely.

My tip is this: silvers play pretty simply. On T side, they either rush as a team or play for picks in extremely standard setups. On CT, they generally just play the most standard setup possible. Overall, they won't do anything too impressive.

Being able to exploit these simple (and simple-minded) setups is how you get out of silver.

>>77519462
>>77519514
Actually, about a couple of weeks away. I'd two months at the latest, but it'll be finished in two weeks and probably released next month.

My guess is that FMPONE will release it for ESWC, since ESWC generally releases their map pool about a month or two before the tournament starts.
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>>77520307
cant argue with that super cute blonde girl. look at her she is so kuhway
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>>77520470
That's literally how valve tells us it works. Do none of you even read the game's instructions before playing?
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>>77519760
Like a trip to Disneyland (Tokyo Disney?) the track "Alright" from the Idolmaster video game franchise provides the listener with a delightful listen: Delightful vocals, delightful soul synths, and delightful engrish lyrics. Truly a fest for the ears. 10/10 best new foreign track. ~/csgog/'s resident music reviewer
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i'm literally all in on iBP

if they lose, i have to use default skins on my AK, AWP, M4, and Glock
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>>77520493
Playing cs for over a decade and you're still shit, how is that possible?
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>>77520618
prove it
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>>77517421

holy shit, I think that picture was me
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How many people have you fucked?
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>>77520770
i thought i did my glock water elemental but i just did my other redline AK, sorry for not being truthful
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>>77520618
iBP NA matches are literally free skins
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>>77520574
you don't lose more ELO just for playing with lower ranks. You lose extra ELO when you lose to a team with a lower elo total than your teams (which barely happens anymore). Your own score matters only a little. I have literally bottomfragged 5 games and ranked up because i won all of them. Sure, it is easier to rank down when playing against shtters if you yourself are shit and cant stomp them.
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>>77520870
missing ten shots lol you'r bad
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>>77520904
u ballsy motherfucker
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>>77520920
that's what i was thinking since they're such hardcore onliners but knowing my luck they'll be shitty tonight and i'll lose it all
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>>77520643
i used to be breddu gud but my skill went way down

i always hesisate now
nervous as fuck
aim twitches all over the place
my nerves are shot
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>>77521021
i know i don't have a lot of neat skins but everything i have i won in bets or unboxed so this is big for me
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>>77520930
If you're a silver in a 5 stack with 4 eagles and the other team has 4 eagles and 1 silver and you topfrag you will get more ELO than one of your teammates would.
Your placement on the scoreboard also affects your ELO (less than winning but still) and your expected place is decided by your rank compared to the other ranks.

Like you said total ELO v total ELO isn't really a thing anymore unless you only play weird maps at weird times or something.

It's still very possible fall short of your "expected range" or do better than it.
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which one of the two will cloud 9 throw?

or do they ever throw?
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i would pay good money for an ak case hardened thats just all silver. no blue.
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>>77521216
same
its by far the best color imo, prefer blue on 5 7s though
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>>77521216
i just wish the silver showed up on low shaders. i'm not gonna sacrifice my precious frames for skins
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>Lunatik vs SKDC again

Will this be the same as last time?
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I'm so fucking poor I hope they win. This is basically all in for me. besides 20 sticker capsules and a bunch of penny skins this is all I have.
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>>77521823
ibp wont lose
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>>77521683
it's mirage again which is SKDC's best map and lunatik sucks on mirage (struggled against shitty-ass justus pro on it)

i did a medium bet on SKDC
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>steam account still suspended
>they did it on accident and I...
>can't do anything with cs:go
>can't bet
>can't do online
>can't do offline
>can't do weapons course
>can't play any game at all
This is literally all Valves fault. They haven't done anything yet. How long does it take for a support ticket to be answered, holy shit.
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>>77521915
IBP might lose, they are fresh off a really bad loss on ESL
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>>77522230
>"fresh"

c'mon nigga, at least TRY to be convincing
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>>77520608

yesss i got the first 10/10

ty guy
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>>77522230
>fresh off

that was days ago and they have been scrimming since then
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I Am A FACEIT CSGO ADMIN

Ask me anything.
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how good are lunatik on mirage

SK got fucked by netcodes on mirage
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>>77521216
Is there somewhere you can see the full colour palette of case hardened?
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>>77522501
how big is it?
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>playing competitive mode
>buy a Deagle
>suddenly the spirit of a dead soldier posses me and I headshot the entire enemy team
>have not been able to repeat the feat since

Has this ever happened to you?
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>>77522514
SK already beat lunatik on mirage once
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I don't see C9 losing online anymore to tier 2 NA teams since they have Shroud now.

Shroud just destroys NA teams.
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>>77522569
faceit is more popular in eu, less so in na. right now there are ~50 games being played on our servers at peak times (eurfag times) we can see up to 400 games being played
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>>77522578
every deag ive ever got was luck
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How do you people even end up in Silver ranks? My brother bought CS:GO as his first CS and was Gold Nova Master after his 10 first games.

And there are people in Silver with 400+ won games.

I don't get it guys. Are you playing bad on a purpose?
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>>77522578


Yes this has happened to me with the M4 and AK a few times before

I just play extremely aggressive out of nowhere and proceed to completely shrek the other team single handed
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>>77522742
I meant your dick
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>>77522742

I meant how big is your penis...
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>>77522802
six inches length, almost 3 inches width
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>>77522871
wow same
wanna pug?
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C9 vs exertus cevo match got cancelled
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So mouz vs lc, am i wrong in thinking that 70-30 odds aren't right for LC? LC is a pretty good team.
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>>77523232
Should be like 60-40.

Don't forget LC are only really good on the 1 map inferno.
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>>77523232
lmao >LC >BEETING MOUZ ONLINE
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>>77522578
dude nice blog retard
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All in on IBP and then high on SKDC

Probably the only time I've felt somewhat confident in my bets
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>>77522578
>playing MM
>kill enemy that had a deagle
>grab it so that no one else can pick it up
>none of my teammates want to swap the deagle for a starter pistol
>don't want to waste money buying a new pistol
>play without a pistol for a round

Deagles are worse than awps for me and I can't awp for SHIT. I only ever pick them up to stop enemy players from getting them.
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>>77523568
lemme guess
silver/low nova
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>>77523360
gb2 the gulag
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>>77523232
LC is a great team and IIRC one of the reasons Mouz wasn't at ESL.

I'd honestly say it's 55-45. If I were a better, I'd bet medium/high on LC.
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>team tries to votekick me on round 1 in comp
>it doesn't work
>buy deagles all game and throw
>almost outfrag everyone on my team

probably would have won too but people have to be assholes for no reason
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>>77523563
i would say skdc too but i'm scared of shahzam's awp ruining everything
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>>77523662
AK, deagle a shit. A couple headshots with a p2k or glock even at distance and the enemy will drop.
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come on NA! I'm still recovering from losing 150 value from the dumbest bet on A51 over mg.
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>C9 match canceled

Joke's on you CSGL! I only bet on this match to reroll my FT Vulcan. I still win!
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is betting on skdc a bad idea?
im just worried cause shazam awping mid
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>>77523957
>want to bet hard on iBP
>worried they might throw
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>>77523957
>going that high on a US BO1
It's actually ok in this case, map is season which IBP are a lot better at than NCG unless NCG have spent the last month practising season non-stop.
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>>77524284
ibp is the one team that doesnt throw

delete that image from your computer its awful
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>>77524284
>posting jontron
kill yourself

>>77524270
skdc has already beat lunatik on mirage once, and they're playing on mirage tonigth
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>>77524284
>ibp
>throw
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>>77524284
>iBP
>throwing
>tumblr gif
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>>77522024
>shitty ass justus.pro

What
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>>77524284
iBP destroys NA teams and always plays serious against them.

iBP is going to be in full rage mode after that EU asswooping they got

NCG is going to get obliterated
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>>77524230
Why the fuck were both C9 matches canceled?
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>iBP has less than 85% odds on CSGOL
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i've made a mistake
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>>77524565
>>77524519
>>77524407
>>77524349
alright, fine.

I bet my most expensive skins that weren't name-tagged or stattrak

>betting stattraks that you actually use
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>>77524754
>using stattraks that aren't knives
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>>77524284
Do you not know how big Steel's Ego is? Not even his Jewish instincts are strong enough to force him to lose against a tier 2 team for shekels.
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>>77524284
Just don't bet if you're going to be a bitch about losing and cry throw.
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Tag is ready, what do I name this bitch? Will post results
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>>77524754
post proof faggot
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What is a must see cs 1.6 match?
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>>77524890
fine fag
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>>77523957
Why bet on matches like the first one, either you're right and you win a bit or you're wrong and lose everything
>na bo1
>>77524334
nah still tho
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Who is the club_pakistan of csgo?
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>>77524851
Rektline.
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>>77525141
because there's no way iBP will lose?
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Hey guys
Hey guys
We just won 16:0 on nuke
...Starting T side
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>>77525208
you say that, then they'll lose
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12PSHqb8Vwg8rSCOkGjbbsj8iBsm8p52jOLffDc88iy8/pubhtml

>looking at this
>none of the pros use logitech mice which is surprising
>all seem to be using the same 3-4 mice in slight variations
>notice something

One of these is not like the other, one of these is not the same
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What's /csgo/'s favorite streamer.

Mine is summit1g.

Greater entertainer, in-game awareness, tracking and game sense. He is twitch's most popular CS:GO streamer.

All the teams in the recent ESL tournament are lucky that summit1g retired from playing CS professionally.

If you hate on him you are just jealous of his success and skills. Get good.
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>>77525295
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>>77525213
epic fucking instagram bro
>>77525295
0/10 also he looks like hes about to die
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>>77525295
captain hook pls
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>>77525295
worst b8 ive ever seen m8
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>>77525402
what?
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>>77525096
hahahahahaha you are so fucked
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i just want you guys to know how much i love all of you
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>>77525728
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>>77525824
FUCK OFF FAGGOT BITCH
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>>77525843
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>>77525096
thx for ez sqinz :^)
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>>77525213
>frog avatar

get the fuck out ur embarrassing us
>>
>>77525389
>>77525402
>>77525443
>>77525489
He would wreck any of you guys as well as any of the teams that played in the recent ESL tourney.

Get BTFO Nova nerds. He's popular as heck for a reason.
>>
>Call of Duty players playing CS:GO and getting demolished
>>
anyone else have a problem with csgo with var spiking up to 30+ and getting fps lag? seems to be random but annoying as fuck
>>
>>77526042
>nova nerds
>summit is ak 1

lol mate
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>>77526034
i want her
>>
AMA
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>>77526035
newfag detected
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>>77525289
those were the mice of choice for a long ass time especially for quake, although that was pretty long ago
>>
>>77526034
I miss her, she fucking disappeared off the internet, it's actually scary how she just vanished, the last time she was seen on the internet was December of 2013 at some youtuber party. She is either dead or had a mental breakdown
>>
>>77526153
yeah people on valve mm servers are randomly getting disconnected
>>
>>77526062
The only CoD player that touched CS and did remotely well was kajsk1ng.

And he was a cool lad.
>>
>>77526441
nah it hasn't happened just today, been happening for a while, might be my cpu because i have a 780 but just wondering if anyone had had it before and solved it because googles offers me nothing
>>
>>77526484
Hutch if you know who he is is playing CS:GO right now and he sucks

It's great
>>
>>77526343
She still makes video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QkRRMo8hpI&list=UUaSazXOA2BPog6AfEoDht9A
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>>77526158
>summit
>ak 1

thats a gr8 b8 m8
>>
Has anyone in here played on that 240hz Eizo monitor?

How much better does it look than 144hz?
>>
>>77526627
Those are bullshit, they are re-uploads from a torrent of her fetish videos from 2009
>>
>>77526813
wow, She should go back to youtube.

She could be making mad dosh.
>>
>>77526798
It looks 96hz better
>>
>>77524538
justus.pro sucks
>>
>>77526813
fetish as in porn?
>>
>>77526620
Hutch played cs in source and 1.6 a lot (not competitively). But playing with a controller is a lot different than a mouse + keyboard so you cant be suprised if he is bad.
>>
>>77526923
Again, she is either dead or had a mental relapse
>>77526990
She used to make videos speaking french and smoking, some strange stuff
>>
>>77526995
Trying to go from MKB back to a controller is so much worse than the reverse. I still understand how I was able to uset hat thing consistently.
>>
>>77527050
shes living in japan with a japanese husband if its hannahminx you're talking about.
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>>77526931
:^)
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>>77527710
disgusting
>>
>>77527863
Yeah that's my least favorite one

should i dump more stuff or will i get b& that was the only softcore stuff i have
>>
>>77527524
I feel like you are bullshitting, what's ur source
>>
hey guys, r8 my trade ups

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jRznpAYqI&list=UUdAQyF5UFLwUMXLYhuq9-SQ
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>>77525295
looks like a human racoon
>>
>>77528110
faggot you sound gay
>>
>>77528110
i'll trade my dick up ur ass lmao
>>
>>77528110
you sound gay faggot
>>
>>77528110
fuck off
>>
http://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/2e4rnp/open_csgo_oneday_tournament/
>>
>>77528109
I think she filed a take down on a lot of stuff so it won't display in google.
>>
>>77528603
>8 teams
>25$ entry fee
>100$ first prize
le happy merchant face
>>
>>77528603
>Entry fee is $25

lol reddit nerds getting scammed out of money
>>
>>77528603
is aimware detected on cevo? :^)
>>
>>77528752
>>77528765
Yeah, I was laughing at this so hard. This guy thinks he's smart or something.
>>
>>77522024
NEVER BET ON SKDC

THEY LOST TO A51 WITHOUT MOE, STARTING NUKE CT-SIDE AND I LOST MY FIRE SERPENT

FUCK SKDC
>>
>>77529018
yeah i just changed since odds are now in lunatik's favor
>>
>>77529018
It's on Mirage and Shazam confirmed that they never practiced on it.

Not to mention the last time they played their they got demolished
>>
>>77528251
>>77528262
>>77528512
That wasn't even me, that was my faggot friend.

>>77528548
lel fag bet ur mad u dont got n asiimov lik me
>>
>>77529018
this is mirage, not nuke
that aside a51 with desi is/was way better than with moe
>>
Hello csgog, Is the coder guys still here today in the thread? Have you looked at the code?
>>
>>77529387
go fuck yourself
>>
Does Summit not care that his steams email account is showing on stream?
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>>77529449
thanks mate.
>>
anyone know who's m0e betting on?
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>>77529718
hes betting on this dick going in your momma
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The woman I almost had is now with another guy and I'm here playing csgo
I'm fucking pathetic
>>
>>77529718
lol
>>
Is IBP a safe bet? I mean NCG could maybe win. It's on season of all maps lel. I wanna pout down my last 50 bucks on em to make an easy 10 dollars but I'm scared
>>
>>77529868
>>77529449
Mad samefag.
>>
>>77529910
what rank are you
>>
>>77529954
NCG have as much chance as VOX did in any of their ESL matches.
>>
>>77529912
>>77529868
I want to know so I can bet against him, he sucks at predicting NA matches
>>
>>77530028

what about skdc vs lunatik? skdc let me down hard a few days ago, lost my whole damn inventory on them. But, lunatik is downright dogshit
>>
>>77530028
but they almost won one game
>>
>>77529910
>sadstarix.jpg
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>>77525213
fuck off crohack
>>
i just felt my eyesight getting worse
>>
>>77530446
its called ebola
>>
>>77525295
i agree
>>
>>77530253
They got a good start with 6 rounds in the first half of the first half but that's all they got for the first half. In the second half they only got 3 rounds.

I would say dig had a slow start more than I would say VOX "almost won"
>>
>>77530036
he stopped
>>
>>77529954
IBP will win unless I bet big
>>
>>77529910
she was south east asian mud anyway
>>
>m0e on summits stream

well time to turn this off
>>
looking for derankers
/winrarphilev3
need to get to silver 1 for science
>>
m0e is retired from betting

rip
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Why can't I place a bet, what the fuck?
>>
>>77530446
typical ebola symptom
>>
>>77531541
because you're a faggot
>>
>Sticker Capsules are nose diving in price after their peaks around 80c

Oh Im laffin
>>
>>77531541
the bot is homophobe
>>
>>77531253
how you know
>>
>>77531541
TRY THE BROWSER WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO STUPID
>>
>>77531663
he just said on summits stream like 4 times he lost a lot recently and now hes retired from betting
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>>77517421
>>77517684
I agree with you anon.
OP doesn't know how to update shit.
>Not using the better ranks picture.
https://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
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>>77531641
S E L L
E
L
L
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>>77531641
>diving in price
>still 74 cents

are you retarded?
>>
>>77531725
No need to yell anon, but I can't use the browser if I delete my history/cookies cause then steam says I can't use it cause it's a new device and have to wait 7 days.
>>
what's the best pistol?
>>
>>77531641
>still more than 100% roi
so terrible
>>
>>77531903
sorry
>>
>Summit loses 10k viewers in the span of a minute

LOL
>>
>>77531834
it's a 7.5% decrease nigger
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>>77531606
>>77531661
>>77531725
Thanks bud! :^)
>>77531903
I should have listened
>>
>tfw still have series one capsule
>>
iBP is free skins, right?
>>
>>77531778
Added to my pasta.
>>
>>77531993
And it's still up 200%

tell me how it's "diving" again please

how mad are you right now that you didn't stock up on them like the other retards who kept spouting the usual "b-but everyone is buying them!" shitposts?
>>
>>77531920
It was the P250 but everyone went crazy for the CZ, it's still personal preference blah blah blah.
>>
summit BTFO
>>
>>77532119
no

they did bad at esl
>>
>>77532172
?
>>
>>77532119

it seems like it but people are like "netcode beat them 2 months ago hurr"

"anything could happen11!!1" which is stopping me from putting my whole 60 dollar inventory on ibp for free skins
>>
>>77531121
>>77532172
>watching summit's stream

I honestly feel bad for you.
>>
http://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/2e4min/juv3nile_shahzams_teammate_somehow_spawns_after/

lunatik confirmed bug abuse
shahzam did it before too
>lo3. 2nd reset he buys armor and then another reset. On 3rd reset he STARTS with armor THEN buys a pistol and nade. Pretty clearly an exploit. You can also see the glitch happen during the reset where it shows the start money $800 then minus $650 for armor and it equals out to $800 still. I honestly haven't followed the thread... don't even know if this is the same guy OP was talking about, but in this video it appears the exploit is used.
>>
>>77532134
Why didn't you just use the "New" OP?
Like the other anon that had replied to you.
But if you must, go forth.
>>
>tfw miss scrimming in cs:s
>tfw decoy sprays
>>
>>77532191
epic dude
>>77532212
netcode were much better two months ago than they are now
>>
>>77532298
Because I didn't know there was a new OP and the only difference between this OP and the last thread's OP is 4 links for sites people don't use anymore and this one actually has the git gud pastebin.

I'd take 4 extra links with the git gud pastebin over an otherwise perfect OP with no git gud pastebin.
>>
>>77532449
Fair enough.
>>
so all in on iBP is a safe bet?
>>
>>77532003
for real, go to your steam installation folder and delete the ssfn321321983137189 or something file
got it from le reddit
>>
can operation missions drop ST guns or nah
>>
>>77532560
I would say yeah but iBP might still be jetlagged
>>
is there any way to stop the game from stuttering when a player joins the server?

it only happens when playing non-competitive modes but it's still really annoying for the game to lag when a player joins a server in DM/surf
>>
>>77532560
NiP v Wolf was the safest bet there ever was and ever will be and even that wasn't 100% safe. There's no such thing as a safe safe bet.
>>
>>77532661

What'd you bet? Everyone post bets, I need to know so I feel safe in that I'm not gonna be the only one losing 50+ dollars

>>77532708
true, but this has gotta be pretty safe.
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>>77532230
nevar 4get

5
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>>77532768
I bet approximately 70 cents in shit

>tfw poor as fuck
>>
I'm friends with swag and he said that IBP will be playing with 2 stand ins in place of Skadoodle and Steel due to ESL and ongoing inside conflicts within the group
>>
>>77532708
ur mom hasnt caled is she ok
>>
>>77532768
I bet a couple NaVi stickers I had leftover from abusing the price discrepancies.

>>77532828
Dunno, haven't talked to her since my birthday about a month ago.
>>
I could either bet my glock steel disruption for a 2 dollar return on ibp or my only other dece skin for an 11 dollar return
>>
>>77532821
lol
>>
>>77532771
i would totally cheat for 100k
>>
>>77532821
does iBP even have stand ins? I think they just forfeit the match if no one can make it
>>
>>77532771
is that immortalhd from youtube? Hes like silver elite.
>>
>>77532821
>this bait
>implying you're friends with swag

and dude, steel and ska literally played mm together like 15 hours ago.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/2387655
http://strawpoll.me/2387655
http://strawpoll.me/2387655
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>>77533098
strawpoii
>>
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>>77533098
lmao gayboy
>>
>>77533302
nice triggerbot kid
>>
>>77533302
c u in overwatch
>>
>>77533302
like my silver games
>>
>>77533302
dude TURN OFF YOUR WALLS NOW IM SERIOUS. WE SAW THE OBVIOUS TRACKING
>>
>>77533453
i am silver thats how i know that no one i'm playing with knows how to play around awpers
>>
>>77533302
little baby cant get out of silver with out walls :)
>>
>>77533524
pls don't start this again
>>
So boys, SKDC or Lunatik. Planning on saying fuck it and all-inning with the little I have.
>>
>>77533960
lunatik
>>
>>77533960
gamergurl kitten
>>
>>77533414
>>77533419
>>77533503
>>77533759
im not walling, the bomb was down and i randomly shot near it
>>
>>77534218
self bump xD
>>
>>77534218
Too late for damage control. You're gonna get VAC'd in no time kid.
>>
>>77534346
yeah right i'm related to gabe newell kid
>>
>>77534416
Just because you're a lardass doesn't mean you're genetically related to gabe newell.
>>
is there a limit to how many missions you can get a week
>>
>>77534218
c ya nerd, dont come cryig to us when you lose your acc. and would you look at that you have no skin on your awp. def just a acc you bought to hack in you piece of shit
>>
>>77534475
hes my dad you f**king f*g
>>
>>77534072
You think they'll pull out the win even after being beat by SKDC on mirage a few days ago? It's mirage again for this game.
>>
animals are gay
>>
Anyone else having issues on the CSGO lounge betting page? Nothing in my items is loading.
>>
>>77534782
fuck you
>>
oh my fucking god, why do i keep getting logged out of twitch

i fucking refresh the csgo directory and i'm logged out every fucking time
>>
It took me 7 fucking games in a row to rank up, being un the upper half of the scoreboard in like 70-80% of them, what's the excuse for a MM this shitty
>>
>>77534874
why are you even logged into twitch
>>
fucking bots
>>
so is IBP free skins?
>>
>summit1g
>he streams anime
>streams
>anime
>>
>>77534906
sounds like its working fag bitch noodle dicked idiot
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>>77534782
>>
>>77535086
it's not surprising many people use CR, especially when it's a normal fag. At least he's not using some shitty site.
>>
>>77534984
NiP vs Encore is free skins

iBP might be jetlagged and it's a BO1 against a NA team that actually has a remote chance of beating iBP
>>
>>77535342
>jetlag
llol
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>>77535342
yall making me nervous talking like that about my encore bros
>>
>>77535342

>jetlag
>iBP literally one of the best NA teams
>NCG one of the worst for the past like 10 games they've played

all I can say is if I lose my only good skin (i'll be super poor after that) on these fucks then I'm done betting on NA games because jesus christ.
>>
>>77535524
you obviously switched for the picture
>>
>>77535176
its not crunchyroll, it looks like one of those shitty sites.
>>
>>77534513
2
>>
>>77535639
I saw the little orange CR icon.

Unless it is some shitty site then lmao
>>
how many sticker capsules did /csgog/ buy?
>>
>>77535637
I honestly did not, but I still don't know if I should keep it
>>
>>77535590
I usually go big on iBP NA matches and haven't lost one yet.

I skipped this one because I have no idea how iBP is going to play once they got back from ESL.
>>
>>77535771
NO

WAY
>>
>>77535735
It's been 6+ months since NiP lost to a tier 2 team in a bo1

Even longer in a bo3

You're throwing skins away.
>>
>>77535735
You honestly think a team like Encore is going to beat NiP TWICE right after their ESL win?
>>
>tfw so poor that the return for betting on IBP is not even worth the effort

Guess I'll just put it all on SKDC and hope for something good
>>
>m0e done with betting and skins yesterday
>first thing he says when i go to his stream is "im betting on"`
>>
>>77536017
>>77535889
I mean weirder things have happened
>>
im fucking cuming
>>
>>77536159
people do that shit all the time

they were obviously mad or upset so they said "im never doing it again" and now that they arent upset theyre doing it
>>
>>77536362
fartballs
>>
>>77536362
>>77536426
epic bros
>>
>>77536051
>oh man I'm so poor I can't make good profits
>I know what will help! Throwing my skins away!
>>
>>77536524
hey man

fuck you
>>
put my whole inventory on iBP

my whole shitty inventory


pls win
>>
>>77536524
>implying skdc isn't going to btfo lunatik on mirage
>>
rofl @ the esea scrims going on right now

ez skins ez life
>>
>>77536802
what's the scores faggot
>>
I'm betting $7.32 on ibp

bet the opposite of me for ez skins
>>
>>77536883
lrn2internet
>>
>>77536681
>>77536787
Haha, just realised he said he's gonna bet on SKDC I thought he was saying he already bet on iBP and swtiched his bet to NCG because winnings would be too low.
>>
watching m0E play is hilarious
>>
>>77537076
moe literally needs to kill himself
>>
>>77537120
dont you ever talk about a golden god that way
>>
is it weird that I'd rather have a boreal than a fade
>>
Is it just me or has m0E been gaining weight?

He looks noticeably chubbier than when I first saw his stream a month or so ago.
>>
>>77537349
well he's a neckbeard neet so of course he's getting fat
>>
>>77537349
he has christmas tree rash so cant work out.
>>
>>77537339
Nah, I like boreal myself.
>>
>>77537591
what does that mean
>>
>>77536930
how do I find the scrims bitch
>>
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I've won 4x games in a row and still silver 2.

Fuck this.
>>
i cant wait for the turkish turd to rage in chat by better aimers than him
>>
>rank up after 1 game
what happened
>>
>>77537591
>christmas tree rash
>google that
>pityrasis rosea
Why didn't you just say pityrasis? Never heard it called christmas tree rash before.

Why does that mean he can't work out though? I've had that twice before just as two coin-sized spots. Doctor told me it's my body getting rid of dead viruses weirdly.
>>
>>77537756
silver 2 is a good rank.
>>
>>77537756
my 15 year old sister is GN2
>>
>>77537756
how are people even in silver
>>
>>77537756
took me ten in a row to get to gn2 to gn3 lmao
>>
>>77537809
i didn't know what it was called. I've never fucking had it. It was pretty bad though he had it all over his torso.
>>
>>77537958
I only got the game a few weeks back. Actually playing serious now
>>
>>77537718
with the internet
>>
>>77537349
Ramadan ended like 3 weeks ago. Back to burgers for his fatas fatass.
>>
>>77538058
is moe actually muslim?
>>
SKDC/lunatik is such a fucking sketchy bet I might just leave it. It's a toss up, lunatik literally just beat NCG on mirage.
>>
>>77538128
He just said on his stream that he stopped betting cause he's muslim.
>>
>>77538175
score?
>>
>>77538175
yeah and skdc semi-struggled against some random ass team of canadians CT side
>>
>>77538175
mirage is SKDC's best map they practice that shit so much
>>
>>77538241
16-14
>>
>>77538363
yeah and they got rocked by NCG on mirage
>>
FUCK
>>
8 day comp cooldown
what to do
i think im about to end it
>>
>>77538128
Oh yes!
>>
>>77538473
idk i heard that shazam says they don't practice mirage
>>
>moe goes back to using skins
>>
>>77538363
They lost to NGC 9-16 on mirage and lunatik just beat NGC on mirage in a close game.

Shit seems to random.
>>
>>77538597
so what it's mirage everyone above nova 2 knows how to play mirage
>>
anyone up for recreating the powell shooting?
>>
if you could only queue one map, what would it be?
>>
>>77538597
apparently netcode and lunatik were scrimming mirage right before the ibp vs netcode game

http://www.reddit.com/r/csgobetting/comments/2e4n86/skdc_vs_lunatik_20082014_500_cest/#cjw1tnv
>>
>>77538629
>>77538665
yeah i think i'm gonna switch to lunatik
>>
>>77538735
inferno
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>>77538754
>REDDIT
>>
>>77538735
Does this mean I'll have a lower wait time as well?

Maybe like mirage or overpass
>>
>>77538603
what are you implying?
>>
>>77538953
who are you?
>>
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>>77538735
overpass
>>
>>77538735
either mirage or nuke probably
>>
>>77538735
inferno
>>
>>77538716
Was it just an everyday suicide by cop or a social commentary in response to the Ferguson event?
>>
>NA matches will never start on time
>>
>>77539034
i missed his last stream what happened?
>>
>>77537958
>>77538013
>>77537756
Reminder that immediately after you rank up you only have to win 1 or 2 in a row to rank up again so just play scrims until you have friends online to play with
>>
guys lmao
>>
Why the fuck am I so nervous about putting up skins and stickers that I paid for by selling cases on the market
>>
rip skisn
>>
>>77538735
d2
>>
>>77538196
He quit betting because he want all in on like 5 accounts in tmp vs gg last night.
>>
>>77534563
he's my dad you fucking fig
fig
>fig.2
figgggg
figfigfiggyfig
>>
>>77539305
probably a mix of both

i'm not sure why people are defending this the violent criminal for getting shot.
>>
>the city of ibp fanboys
>>
>netcode are gonna win with 17% odds

what the fuck man
>>
holy shit iBP is throwing hard

they just bought AKs and galils round 2
>>
iBP confirmed for jetlagged.
>>
>>77539760
you forgot
>round AFTER LOSING pistol
>>
why would you retards even bet on this, i put a ump corporal on ncg because 83% odds is gay
>>
welp goodbye my skins

I will miss you
>>
What the fuck happened to IBP never throwing games?
>>
holy shit rofl iBP is literally not even trying

thx for skins iBP fangays
>>
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>iBP is free skins
>iBP is free skins
>iBP is free skins
>>
is this caster fucking mentally retarded?

>ibuypower half buy

when they have 4 rifles and 1 pistol
>>
I'm so proud of NCG and I didn't even bet
>>
seasons is T sided too

lol
>>
ibp doesnt give a shit hahahaha why would you fucktards even put stuff on ibp
>>
why is steel awping...
>>
this is literally blatant throws, holy shit

they're just fucking around. steel is even awping instead of ska.
>>
why the fuck is ibp playing this way
>>
>>77540098
It's CT sided around 8-7 9-6
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>>77539723
>>77539760
>>77539967
>>77539973
>>77539980
Should of atleast considered ibp would be down mentally or alittle rusty since esl.
haha my only regret is i didnt bet more on ncg :^)
>>
>>77540159
>>77540161
>>77540174
LOL
YOU GUYS ARE RETARDS

>betting on iBP when they're playing a match they don't give a single shit about
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>>77540161
>getting outaimed fucking hard

omg throws pls return skins :((
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>>77540098
it's ct sided as fuck

every single de map is ct sided as fuck, there's not a single t sided de map in this game

because this game fucking sucks
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>"no, today i will not yolo as hard as i usually do"
>"it always fucks me over"
>"i will only go small on my yolo bets today"
>this fucking throw happens

i'm literally going to kill myself before spring arrives so whatever i guess
>>
>>77540252
>what is dust2
>>
>>77540252
dust2 and season are t sided idiot
>>
guys I'm having a stroke as I'm about to lose $60 on this bet

id call 911 but I can't move because of the stroke

this is the last thing I will ever write

goodbye csgog
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>>77540252
season is T sided. Just think about how long it takes to rotate between sites.
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>>77538735
cashe
>>
>>77540296
>>77540319
>dust 2
>t sided

pick one

every caster in the past few weeks have been calling dust 2 ct sided to 9-6, and teams are picking ct side first after knife rounds
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>MG1
>win 10 games
>finally rank up to MG2
>lose 4 or 5
>MG1 again
>mfw it keeps happening
>>
>steel

have you ever seen a more blatant throw in your entire life?
>>
holy shit why is steel allowed to even go within 50 feet of an AWP?
>>
>>77540342
>forgot the image
>used the wrong money amount

YOU FUCKED UP KID
>>
>steel
>wanting to knife when you're down by 5 rounds

the throw is rea
>>
mfw put a sticker on netcode

them 2.38 returns lmaoo
>>
>steel: I wanted to knife :(

literally rip my skins
>>
i wish i could place bets on when steel gets dropped
>>
Alright fuck it, betting big on SKDC.

Pray for me brehs.
>>
>>77540462
>>77540519
>he wasnt trying to line both of them up for 1 shot 2 kill
>>
ibp dont give a shit rn haha
>>
>>77540573
well guess what faggot, there's like a 30% chance of that working before they see you

better to go for 1 100% and then cz the other like 70% chance
>>
thank god iBP is throwing, i'm all in for netcode
>>
>finalyl get the courage to bet on an easy win
>steel starts to throw

I want to kill myself right now. seriously I'm so fucking poor. I finally got lucky and got a super awesome mission drop (m4 knight fn), and I lose it now. Thanks iBP you faggots
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Free skins they said.

mfw I actually tried betting on NCG but the match had already started
>>
>Betting on a team that is jetlagged
>Betting on a team that hasn't practised this map in a long time
>Betting on a team that has low morale from getting smashed at Cologne

Low bet on NCG was the only sensible bet
>>
>>77540713
add them on steam and say stuff to them
>>
>>77540713
seriously, I didn't even bet on this and I feel bad.
iBP are a bunch of cunts
>>
>>77540419
>listening to what casters say

also, people regularly start on "unfavored" sides to give themselves and advantage in the second half
>>
who likes cosmowright
>>
>>77540713
>>77540806
seriously, I fucking loved that skin. Time to save up the cash to buy it since it's fucking overpriced (60 dollars)
>>
>>77540713
>easy
>safe
>secure
>guaranteed

Words that should never be used when discussing betting.
>>
I don't know if iBP are throwing or just heavy jetlagged or what but if they lose this they're going on my shitlist.

I'm not one of those fags who thinks every one of his losses is a throw but this is ridiculous.
Planting while under attack, trying to knife when you've got an awp aimed on two enemies and you're behind in score.
>>
>>77540713
thanks man i always wanted one of those
>>
>>77540896
>he loved m4a1 knight
>>
why did ibp get the invite to esl over netcodeguides when ncg are obviously the better team?
>>
told ya iBP was jetlagged

NiP vs Encore is free skins
>>
Im going to have zero skins if IBP lose this match
;_;
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>>77540713
Same here, man.
BS fire serpent, fn nova antique, fn deagle golden koi, ft m4 desert strike

>mfw
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>>77540947
Oh yeah and

>steel awping instead of skadoodle
>>
>>77540876
>people regularly start on "unfavored" sides to give themselves advantage in the second half

you're literally pulling shit out of your ass, shut the fuck up

there hasn't been a team in the history of cs to pick terrorist on nuke after winning a cointoss or knife round

also, I'm very sure casters have more knowledge of maps than you do, you're probably a silver 2 who thinks he's hot shit
>>
Fuck who should I bet on in the next match to make up for my losses on IBP
>>
>>77540664
Dont call me names because you couldnt see he was actually trying to double awp and i told you.

and ur %'s r way off
>>
>na
>not always betting on the lower % teams


man you guys

come on
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>>77541063
NiP picked cbble T side at ESL

Git rekt fegit
>>
never betting again. this is disgusting.
>>
The way IBP are playing NCG could have two bots and beat them.
>>
>9+3=13
cevo casters ladies and gentlemen
>>
>>77540713
See, this is why I don't bet.
I always get great skins from unboxings, and I want to bet them, but shit like this always makes me horrified to bet.
I feel bad for you man, if I got that from a drop I would have never bet it. It's a lovely skin.
>>
rip in piece $60. FUCK
>>
The fact C9 forfeited their matches because of Jetlag should've gave you retards a clue.

ez skins
>>
>>77541031
I don't feel bad anymore about losing, if some anime asshole is losing a ton.
>>
>>77541056

Talk about new, steel was an AWPer in Source and AWPed on this map last time when they had that 4x OT with coL
>>
>>77541078
the caster literally said what he was doing though

and it was still dumb
>>
its okay guys

seasons is ct sided

r-right?
>>
>>77541163
>cobble
>ct sided map

pick one, and only one
>>
>mfw mOE went netcode on his alt
LOL
>>
>>77541215
I'm going to be making $200+ on cologne stickers though :3c
>>
>>77541316
cobble is largely ct sided because Ts have too many corners to check
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>>77541316
>>
>IBP players literally bhopping around corners

literally throwing
>>
>>77541369
so is everyone in this general
>>
>not realizing that IBP are going to turn it on for CT

i'm really going to enjoy the tears -- and the skins
>>
>>77541310
It is CT-sided but not THIS ct-sided.
>>
>>77541189

i'll just buy it back, I mean whatever but god damn really? I've never had any decent skins and after seeing bets I WOULD'VE made slip past me I was like "fuck it, I'll do this. it's iBP man how can they lose to netthrow?!" And then this fucking happens. And my fucking car broke down today. Literally the worst.
>>
>>77538128
no
moe doesn't pray and performs adultery
>>
>>77541316

Yeah, it's not like we saw 12 rounds on CT at cologne constantly
>>
>>77541369
id?
>>
>>77538128
halaal in the streets, haram in the sheets
>>
>>77541510
Why?
>>
Any girls actually play CS:GO competitively?
Or any good streamers, high ranks, and big tits?
>>
>>77541570
depending on how many cases you have i would like to trade you a high tier knife
>>
ty for skins swag fancunts
shroud > swag
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>>77541316
>>
Jetlag is real folks. Why did you think C9 had to cancel both matches?
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>>77541453
>And then this fucking happens. And my fucking car broke down today. Literally the worst.
If it makes you feel any better, my Steam is suspended, and a storm knocked out my power and fried one of my old laptops.
It'll get better man. It's just a bad day. Relax and look forward to tomorrow.
>>
>>77541316
heh
>>
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>wanted to go all in on C9
>match deleted
>went all in on ibp instead
>this happens

literally not betting on ibp ever again
>>
>>77541615
quality post.
The answer is no though, only decent looking female streamer I can think of is pterodactyls or whatever her name is.
>>
>>77541453
>i'll just buy it back,
rofl fucking richfag

u have nothing to be sad about
>>
>>77541316
Just for a moment think about coming out of mid halls and storming the B site. You have to check so many fucking spots it's absurd.
>>
Do you think it's worth it to buy souvenir cases now?
>>
>>77541705

yup

story of pretty much anyone who bet on ibp
>>
>>77541625
I have 62 cases. 31 of each kind.

id/ImNotSilverTho
>>
>>77541380
>>77541383
>>77541501
>>77541646
>>77541690
>>77541762
lol I was just kidding guys nip probably had a misclick or something :^)
>>
Even if iBP pulls this shit out of their ass, i am literally never betting on them again, i don't care if its 10 to 1 odds against a silver 1 team Im fucking done with them
>>
>BOMB IS PLANTED
>5 IBP players at B
>1 stands still watching A
>2 run to A
>other 2 run around back to B
what
the
fuck
>>
>expecially
>expecially
>expecially

jesus this commentator needs to take an english class
>>
>>77541761

well after like 3 weeks of saving extra cash
>>
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>>77541841
keep telling yourself that
>>
>>77541812
lmao i was joking i wanted to see who the anime shitposting retard was

gj dude
>>
>>77541870
THROWING
H
R
O
W
I
N
G
>>
WTF

I just remembered that Dazed owns netcodeguides.com This is a blatant throw... please go to the csgl forums and ask for match to be closed.
>>
>im never betting on ibp again!
your loss

you're fucking retarded for not researching this match

once ibp is in form, it's literally free skins whenever they play a team that isn't c9

right now they're coming off a bad ESL performance and they're jetlagged
>>
omg... i'm gonna have nothing left
>>
>>77541756
:'(
Thanks anyway, i'll look her up.
Why can't gamer girls be real?
CS is a sausage fest, except when we had a girl commentator and girl coach I think.
>>
>2.38 returns

the climb back from ESL final begins

fuck you fnatic

ty based ncg
>>
>>77541854
their record against NA teams on CSGL is like 20-1

your fault for betting on them right after they got back from Cologne.
>>
>>77541945
What.

Really?
>>
>>77541705

>C( postpones due to jetlag
>Bet on the other jetlag team instead

Literally retarded
>>
FUCK

SKDC OR LUNATIC

I CAN'T DECIDE ESPECIALLY AFTER LUNATIKS SCRIM WIN
>>
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Time to make it back
>>
>swag is literally high
>iBP leaving sites open
>buying weapons second round after losing
>steel trying to get knives and do stupid shit
>iBP jumping around corners instead of proper peeking

You can't blame this shit on jetlag.
>>
I wish I could buy them some power
>>
>>77542024
He actually does, yeah.
>>
post yfw you bet on ncg
>>
>>77542065
>betting almost 40 dollars to get about 7 dollars
>betting on a risky match
HAH!
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>>77542119
>>
guys im so high on digital drugs right now wooooooooah
>>
>>77542056
I CAN'T DECIDE EITHER. SKDC BEAT A CANADIAN TEAM A FEW MINUTES AGO ON MIRAGE SO THEY BOTH WON GAMES BEFORE THIS.

I BET ON SKDC ANYWAY, DON'T FUCK ME BOYS.
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>>77542119
slight disappointment for not believing more in my boys
>>
>>77542119
I was trying to throw away some shitty skins... im actually kind of upset
>>
>16-4

:^)

literally epic, i really loved this game.

this was just so epic. a battle for the ages. "el clasico" if you will.

wow. so good. i'm just...speechless. gosh.
>>
i have no skins now except a glock steel disruption and my p90 on sk which will probably be a loss now too. And fuck these fucking casters, it was a FUCKING THROW.
>>
>>77542101
yeah.

Expect line up changes.
>>
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That was worse than jetlag play.

>>77542024
Yeah he does.
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>>77542119
>was trying to put down 40 value
>bots were dead
>pussy out in my mind for the next 10 minutes
>only put down 15 value when the bots are back

rest in pepperoni
>>
>>77542162
>animefag bet on NGC
>another on iBP
NOTHING IS SACRED
>>
>>77542231
>
a
y
y
yy
y
y
y
>>
>>77542265
C-could the match actually be nullified? and skins returned?
>>
>>77522753
Playing with shit friends, having shiternet/horrible computer, and then there's genuine shitters.

I only started playing comp recently and since I've begun playing almost exclusively with shit friends I've slowly descended from MG1 to Nova 3. I'll probably be silver soon.
>>
>>77542231
lel this guy
>>
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ty for the ez skins iTHROWpower fanbabbies lmao
>>
lets get this shit started
>all inning
>on a bo1
>IN CEVO LEAGUE
>WHEN IBP IS JETLAGGED
>AT 85% ODDS
jesus christ you guys are retarded and deserve to lose your skins
>>
>>77542507
of course he doesnt say this before the game

obviously because he's a 15 year old that is only using hindsight
>>
>>77542429
No, it was a trole. IBP has beaten NCG plenty of times. Thanks for your skins faglord.
>>
>>77542507
>implying that was jetlag
>>
>>77542429

No, there was no throw, you're a fucking retard who doesn't know how to bet
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>>77542429
No chance. Goodbye skins.

Good captcha I liked it.

>>77542507
>$5 bet
>all inning
ayy lmao how's it like being a poorfag?
>>
>>77542562
;_;
>>
>>77542507
the 85% odds don't matter, ibp stomp everyone when they're on point

everything else is correct though, people are stupid for betting on ibp
>>
Mouz vs. LC. Who wins?
>>
>>77535342
>>77535342
>>77535342
>>77535342
>>77535342


I tried to warn you guys
>>
considering opening my cobble package now that i lost all my skins
>>
damnit I couldnt go all in on SKDC
>>
>>77542547

Why would you say anything before a match? That would fuck up your odds
>>
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>tfw I would have a knife right know if I went all in
I was pretty confident NCG would win dunno why I didn't bet more at least
>>
>>77535590
ayy lmao
>>
>>77542669
sell package and buy skins wtf are you thinking
>>
>>77542669
do it

post pics
>>
>>77542669
sell package

buy a redline

wait for more na matches


PROFIT
>>
FAMAS SERGEANT OR FAMAS PULSE FAGGOTS LETS GO
>>
>>77542547
no it was retarded before or after. i thought they would probably win but those odds were shit
>>
>>77542815
sergeant ez
>>
>>77542869
I call BS
>>
>>77542669
open it nigger
>>
>>77542869
what
>>
>>77542869
bull
>>
>>77542596
odds matter every fucking time

if the odds on lounge were 95-5 but it was realisticly 55-45 what the fuck would you bet on?

no reason to risk losing 5 times something you might win on an iffy game

its not about winning, it's about being profitable

I suspect this is just the same retard who keeps posting how odds dont matter over and over
>>
>>77542869
youre a genuine dicksucker unless you actual proof
>>
>>77542971
but that match wasn't 55-45 honestly
>>
>>77542927
>>77542937
>>77542940
>>77542948
look at my fucking inventory kids :~)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ImNotSilverTho/inventory/
>>
I've watched a fair amount of CSGO (like, at least 6 to 10 pro matches per week since January this year).

And honestly, this was one of the shadiest games I've ever seen.

Sure, of course, "jetlag." But IBP were making some incredibly bad calls: in early rounds, they were peeking WAY too much; later, they made dumb rushes that relied too much on their aim and had no one to get revenge kills. And sure, they were missing their shots, but they also had terrible positioning (T-side after plants; CT-side at every point) in basically every round.

To put it nicely, it seems like IBP completely forgot how to play Season -- and that's an excuse I'm OK with.
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Someone posted about the CSGL being comedy gold and he was right. This place has the most hilarious whiners in all of CS. People in /csgog/ pale in comparison.

This one specific guy Land3r is a fucking riot.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/csgolounge/discussions/8/35221584382904013/

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/csgolounge/discussions/8/35221031843565797/#c35221031844338400
>>
>>77543005
it was a hypothetical situation, honestly

daigo effect full force here boys...
>>
>>77542971
nice reading comprehension

odds DON'T MATTER for ibp when they're always correct when completely skewed (except this match, which if people did prior research the odds wouldn't be fucked up)

90% of ibp bets are versus shitter NA teams and the odds are completely justified which makes you retarded for betting on iBP
>>
>ibp throwing CEVO game
>cevo

wow never saw that coming
>>
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>>77542119
>>
>>77543041
If you don't like it, fuck off. Esports, especially valve games like Dota 2 and CSGO are filled with 322. There is no such thing as a safe bet, and you should always take throwing into account.
>>
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>bet some left over stickers and a key on iBP
ayy lmao

Time to go big on NiP and get back my skinz.
>>
iBUYPOWER confirmed for buying tickets to Australia to compete with Vox for best team in the continent.
>>
>>77543076
why are you giving hypothetical situations ????
>>
who bet on lunadik here?
>>
>>77543204
>ayy lmao
>skinz

you don't deserve your skins
>>
>>77543082
the odds MATTER when youre betting and getting jack shit on returns

I'm sorry if I still don't get your point
>>
While we wait for the SKDC shit stomp, what does everyone bind their voice chat to?
>>
I have literally lose almost every skin i have. I have lost almost 400 dollars in the past month or so betting. I've hit a cold streak, and while it is upsetting, crying about it won't do anything. Was iBP throwing? Maybe. Can you do anything about it? No. So just take your losses, suck it up and make better picks next time.
>>
>>77542927
what did it say
>>
>>77543317
v
>>
>>77543317
k
>>
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>>77543258
>>
>>77543317

disable push to talk to everyone can hear me breath
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>just lose almost everything because of IBP
>knock glass of soda onto my carpet
>probably going to lose the rest of what I have on Lunatik
>>
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Who's ready for LITERALLY free stickers? Based Lunatiks
>>
>>77543324
thanks for that
>>
>>77543317
mousewheel down
>>
>>77543317
button on my mouse that my thumb rests on
>>
>>77543421
this does not fuckin' slip now
>>
>>77543260
yes, the odds matter and it's always worth playing them (for example, dignitas vs virtus pro at G3, odds were something like 73-27 which was realistically 50/50 or 55/45)

with iBP they aren't worth betting against unless they're playing C9 because no other team has a chance under normal circumstances
>>
>>77543317
Q :)
And whos winning with skdc v luna match?
>>
>>77543054

Land3r 19 Aug @ 9:10pm
My "allowance" is 2k a week you Mcdonalds-working scrub, what I DONT LIKE is entering into transactions with companies who engage in FRAUD and DECEIT and do not abide by their OWN TERMS OF AGREEMENT


kek
>>
>>77543450
How does this work? Is it a toggle?
>>
>>77543256
>no one

confirmed lunatik win
>>
>>77543531
he's fucking with you
>>
>>77543421
it's alright
it's only skins, just enjoy some good csgo matches
>>
>>77543054
>check his inventory
>literally 5c skins everywhere

Oh man, he's really hurting.
>>
>>77543317
capslock when on TS and mouse4 when just ingame
>>
>>77543317
mouse4
>>
>>77543504
SKDC luna is shit
>>
Watch NiP get 2-0d on the third map tomorrow retarded betting faggots
>>
>>77543406
It isn't, but it's illegal to >imply it
good fucking bye kiddo
-gabeN
>>
>>77543256
I went all in on him

hope shahzam goes full super saiyan with awp and brings me back from the ishitskins match
>>
>>77543696
>2-0d
>third map
what???
>>
>>77543696
NiP just raped the German Onliners

Encore is not going to beat NiP twice
>>
>>77543696
won't happen, NiP can make money off winning Case King
>>
Watch as SKDC loses.
I warned you fags before. I WARNED YOU FAGS BEFORE

NOW ITS TIME TO DIE
>>
how do i profit off the trade up
>>
>>77543876
i bet on lunatik
>>
>>77543784
It's a pretty minimal amount, NiP don't care about small prize pools, look at gfinity as a recent example.
>>
>>77543892
9x italy blues

1x dust 1 blue

pray for the drive p2000, golden glock, or 420 deagle
>>
>>77543696
>2-0d on the third map
>>
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http://steamcommunity.com/groups/csgolounge/discussions/8/35221584383759046/

ITS OGRE ITS OGRE 322 CONFIRMED
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DISCUSSING BETS
.tv/dr_gitgud
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http://steamcommunity.com/groups/csgolounge/discussions/8/35221584383759046/

foreigners are tricked easily by ps
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>lose $5 on ibp
>open a bravo case worth $3.50

i am going to be sick
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>>77543986
>that photoshop
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>>77543986

It's sad that an obvious paint shop fools you
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tfw lewd maps
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>>77543986
oh man that photoshop
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>>77539085
i would too cus i own it
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>>77543974
NiP values their reputation more than money

They won't throw to a tier 2 team
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>>77543986
my friend showed me that before the match i should have listened
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>>77544054
>tfw I was gonna bet netcode but was too late
gg no re
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>>77544098
NCG fangay damage control
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>>77544150
That's what some anon said about ibp

Remember "sorry about your skins" fifflaren?
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>>77543317
mouse4 for mumble and mouse5 for in game
I saw some people say they don't use mumble, why would somebody do that?
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>>77544150
Literally word for word what was said about iBP
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>>77544131
id always wanna waggle me willy to those in source but i didnt want to look weird so i just went into spectate and jerked off

#truestoryxD
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>>77543983
r u tryin to trick me
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lost $10 on ibp

betting $25 on nip tomorrow to try and recoup a bit

I quit if I lose that
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DISCUSSING BETS AND TALKING SHIT
WANNA GET GOOD?
.tv/dr_gitgud
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>>77544259
>iBuyPlanetTickets
>AMERICANS
>CARING ABOUT THEIR REPUTATION
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>>77544225
>>77544259
Except NiP just beat Mouz and the Encore match is a bo3 so we know NiP is not in any kind of "jetlag slump".

Losing to a tier 2 team in a bo3 would be too obvious with the way they have been playing

iBP got back from Germany and facing a non-trashy team in a map they haven't played in awhile in a bo1

If you think both situations are similar then you deserve to lose your skins.
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>>77544397
dude fUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>77544449
>germany to sweden
>jetlag

lol
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>>77544397
was gonna watch but ur bragging about ur new items and shit on stream
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>>77543640
true, and it's all profit I'm losing since I invested $2.50 and I have $2.50 worth in my returns pile that I can't bet or get back because trade locked
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>>77544397
>nova 1
no offense but i dont think anyone is gonna listen to whatever u have to say about bets
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>>77544449
>ncg
>non-trashy team
40 keks
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>>77544368
I lost $5 and went $100 on NiP for tomorrow (using my friend's skins) to win back my losses + some profit.

If NiP lose I'm gonna sell my inventory to recoup what losses I can and then go skinless and focus on gitting gud enough to play in some local tournaments and make some money.
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>>77544397
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>>77544397
>Blink_dagger_am: gigakek gn1
>Blink_dagger_am: cya pleb
>Dr_gitgud: kay lel
lmao
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>>77544397
>gn1
>bragging about all inning underdog na
>canuck

ah, we have the perfect concoction of a cockmongler here folks

take notes about it's behavior
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it CAN happen. Don't be one of the faggots who said IBP wouldn't throw. It DOES happen with top tier teams
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>>77544679
closed it already but thx for the support
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>Calling m0E a faggot

fuck this 30 year old pimply ass virgin
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>>77544796
>jetlagged american team vs european esl one champions
ayy
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>>77544857
moe is a faggot though
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>>77544796
we in this together brother
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>>77544227
Mumble is definitely my voice chat of choice.
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>>77544796
>#1 Team in the world still high on the ESL win vs a tier 2 team in a bo3

I just don't understand any of you

Everyone knew the iBP match wasn't safe. NiP vs Encore is actually a very safe match.
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>>77544227
>people I play with too jewish to get a mumble server so they use skype
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I am having a stroke at this very moment after betting on ibp

I am dead fucking serious

I would go and shoot myself but i would just miss the target anyway

This will be the last thing I will every type in my life

goodbye /csgog/
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>>77544919
>>77544796

Why not wait until a realistic underdog winnable match comes up? Did you both lose skins on iBP?
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>>77544227
I use TS cause I already have a local TS server setup I use with my friends
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mouz should be able to beat LC right?
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>>77545139
>>77545195
But you can just find an empty mumble server to bum
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What's the point of the triple restart on match start?
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>>77545264
Why would I use some random server when I can use my own that I have full control over?
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>>77545037
No everyone did not "know" that it wasn't safe
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>>77544537
>>77544537
aint bragging about shit i switched my screen

>>77544551
kek
>implying rank has to do with anything

>>77544679
wat

>>77544708
>>77544708
ikr

>>77544735
>>77544735
ur mum
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>>77545310
there is none
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>>77545310
to ensure no buy bugs go through since one of the lunatik guys in one game was able to start with full armor or some shit
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>>77545326
Because TS blows
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>>77545440
Tell me why
Or are you just parroting uneducated opinions
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>>77545339
look at

>>77535342
>>77535743
>>77532661
>>77532708


you were all warned plenty of times
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>>77545339
>making blind bets without doing any research whatsoever
HURR DURR IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SAFE
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>>77545528
>tfw two of those are my own posts but I still put down 2 keys and some stickers on iBP
At least it was skins I had to lose and I didn't all-in like some of the retards in this thread.
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If AK is so good why does Shahz stick with his Galil and clutching like a mad cunt? Czech m8, AKfags

captcha: 322 (thats not even funny)
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>>77545264
There are empty TS servers you could use too.
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I thought skdc might realise they are playing bad and have a comeback game but I guess this team is just unstable/always bad.
ggbetsnore
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>>77545838
You actually bet SKDC just because they lucked out once? ROFL

I'll take good care of your stickers, buddy
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>>77545838
>tfw i switched from SKDC to lunatik after hearing lunatik just scrimmed and won on mirage
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iBP swag here
I am having a stroke at this very moment after losing last match

I am dead fucking serious

I would go get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor play anymore games

This will be the last thing I will every type in my life

goodbye /csgog/
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thank god I learned my lesson from betting on SKDC, now I might not have to have a stroke tonight
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now SKDC is throwing

FUCKING BAN NA MATCHES FROM CSGL

I'm tired of this shit. The NA scene is a fucking joke.
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>>77545914
Dont really pay attention to them and never watched them except once.
I didnt think they were THIS bad.
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>Just ranked down from Gold Nova 3 for the third time
>The next match I played was 7-16
>mfw the other team had a bot and a Silver 4
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>>77545992
>waaaaaah wahhhhhhh throwssssss
lol

get fucked, kid
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>>77545992
you're a fucking retard

always all in underdog na matches, you'll be rolling in free stickers in no time
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I fuckin give up on betting on NA teams

I dunno if it is because NA teams is shit or because CEVO is the most corrupt terribly run league in the world but this is outright sad
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>>77546058
go eat a hamburger americunt
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>>77545992
>Removing the option because you're losing
You could just not bet on them
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>>77545929
>tfw i tried to switch from lunatik so skdc with 2 mins left but it wouldnt let me
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>>77546076
>48%
>underdog
whatever you say
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>>77546142
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>>77546123
>senseless assumption
lol ur so cute im scandinavian breh
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>>77546151
are you retarded?
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skdc's t side strats are better than their ct
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>>77546371
>We should've known better
PFFAHHAHA

YOU SKDC PUNTERS ARE LIKE JENNIFER L HERE
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>>77546151
lmfao how stupid are you...

lunatik is literally the underdog here
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Holy fuck based Shahz, please defile my anus
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>huntsman keys are $2.73 on steam marketplace

why would anyone buy them?
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>all these throw matches today
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This is why gambling has a age limit in real life.

most kids are retarded and will lose everything just like the kids in this general
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>>77546629
juvenile is the one carrying here
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>>77546151
dude that's the definition of underdog

lunatik has lower odds
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>>77546652
>babby's first buzzword
hilarious
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>>77546645
keys cost more in certain countries off the CSGO store and some countries/States get charged online tax off the store
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damn that's a nice knife Shahzam has
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i dont even want to win this stupid fucking bet i just want my skins back from the ibp game

so fucking embarrassing
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is ocean deaf
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>>77546682
yeah but juvie's always carrying it's nothing special. it's more impressive when shahz does well
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is ocean retarded? His team mate can still see him defusing when dead
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>got mist mission
>literally no one at yuro hour doing it
>get matched with na friends
>na friends pretty friendly and cool compared to eu
>mfw some guy got a masterpiece drop

NA confirmed for fun
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reminder to filter the word "throw"
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can a man become a ak47?
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>SKDC keep walking into shazams awp
is this their first match against a team with an awper or what
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>>77546957
only if u spit that flame like ice cube
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daps is a monster
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>>77546923
you can't fool me burger
I frequently play with NA friends and there are always ATLEAST two autistic memespouters and atleast one guy yelling into his mic like a retard
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>>77546589
b-but they won the last match
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>>77546929
>greentext story
>say threw a nade for an ez ace
>retard filters it
:^)
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why is jump scouting still a thing
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1-8 keep hold of my cobblestone package
9 sell it right now
0 open it
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>>77547131
I dunno man, I got one guy who actually was trying p hard and knew how to play and 2 kinda autistic guys but they stepped their shit up if things got intense and started doing calls.
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>into on literally their best map
>a team that swept cevo without dropping a map
>getting 16-4 by netshit games
>betting gurus popping from everywhere explaining how this was something to be expected

I didn't even bet but it's hilarious how these people always show up after the game is done
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>>77547195
>mfw I sold it at 10 bucks
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>>77547160
>I won't get to read your blog post
oh no how horrible
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whoaaa tovu
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>>77547351
>csgo dev leaks patchnotes including changes to nade throwing physics
>you filter it
:^)
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>all these throwing jokes in game chat
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>>77547351
all of this general is happy fun time poopyposting
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>cache collection still isnt droppable
valve please holy shit
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Lunatik are throwing this match
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post yfw LNTK lose
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BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY T SIDED MIRAGE
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only in cevo is mirage fucking 11-4 t sided
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who /saltyall-inonNiP/ here?
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>>77547760
mfw
pic related.
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>>77547760
i will reek havok upon them
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>>77547839
dude where is youre pick?????????
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>>77547590
I literally only want the glock
also shouldn't there be an update tonight
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>>77547937
>>77547937
>>77547937
>>77547937
>>77547937
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Thank fucking god I was about ready to have a stroke
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>csgo "competitive" scene
>NA every single match is fixed
>EU every single match is ddosed for hours on end
>balance is garbage to the point a pistol outdamages the main CT rifle
>everything is online because no infrastructure

Face it, the only reason this game has anybody playing it is due to skins and market value. There is a reason why a 250k tourney is considered massive while League and Dota literally deal in million if dollars prize pools.
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>>77547287
see
>>77545528
Plenty of people said it was a risk before the match. Myself included.
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>>77548270
A tourney being 'massive' is not only about the prize pool. Millions of people watched ESL One. That is a massive tournament.
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>mfw my rank was artificially boosted by playing with my GE friend in his alt account
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