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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics/
Money System: http://imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty/
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/4f9kfhmi
Stop taking Valve MM so seriously
>uses the old op
>still has esportsheaven even though *literally* no one reads it
>still has esea news even though no one uses it
>still has leetway and faceit and old altpug even though no one uses them
What they mean is if you should be AK+ you'll be able to carry yourself out of silver. If you're only a gold nova then you're not going to be able to carry yourself from silver very efficiently.
What you need to do is find a couple maps you're comfortable with and find you can clutch well on and only queue those. Also try to queue with others.
Even if you're only queuing with 1 other person if they're an eagle and you're a silver and you've queued with them and do well in the match you'll get a lot more CSGO-ELO than you would for doing well in an all-silver match.
That's one of the reasons I can derank from 2 losses in a row but it takes like 5 wins to rank up, playing with all my low-rank shitter friends. The lower the enemy ranks the less of a boost you get for winning and the more of a penalty you get for losing.
>tfw I bet a total of 120 on SKDC the other day
>they lost both matches
Should I just quit?
Or trade down my items that are too high value for betting and try to win back my losses?
Part of me wants to just start playing the game and forget about betting
Part of me wants to do my best to make less risky bets and just live that ez skin ez life
I am having a stroke at this very moment after killing the last terrorists
I am dead fucking serious
I would go and defuse the bomb but it's too late since I have no kit and can't run to save since I am on low HP
This will be the last thing I will every type in my life
with a strong trip-hop influence evocative of massive attack and nice sense of repetition this new single from phantogram get's a strong 7/10 Best New Music. ~/csgog/'s resident music reviewer
Vanessa Carlton is the definition of a one hit wonder; but belive you me, that one hit is indeed a wonder. While corny, this is an undeniably great pop song out of the early 2000's. I'm feeling a light 7/10 here, old-track re-review. ~/csgog/'s resident music reviewer
Another SE craptard here.
So I haven't played that much (37 total hours). I was ranked S4 out of unranked and got SE with my first win. Since then, my win percentage has been below 50% (probably around 30%).
I personally do OK (K:D 1-2:1 usually). I work well with my team, call out strats and callouts, etc. Personally, I feel my play is getting a lot better (getting more headshots, doing well in 1v1 situations, learning some OK nade placement). My gamesense is still shit.
Anyhoo, I can't really tell how good I am. Most rounds, my team is mostly:
1. Non-English speakers
2. AWPers who only buy AWPs and yolo
3. Dudes who go 5-20 every map
4. People without mics who don't say a word the entire map.
I feel like this is a hard environment to really improve in. On the other hand, I don't feel like I'm personally going to be able to do well enough in Gold Nova to keep that rank (if someone boosts me).
Wat do, /csgog/? Is it possible to solo queue out of silver?
>I take betting advice from randomfags and whine about it when the advice is bad
>AK redlines for 8.4 on the market
>retards ask for 5 keys (9€)
>people expect to not only go through the pain of sorting through russians and retards in general but to also pay MORE than fucking market value
what the fuck
nosir are a literal rename of team myrevenge
myrevenge came first place in an asus tournament that nostalgie came fourth in
do your fucking research dont listen to somebody saying "yeah theyre shit they'll lose"
While not my genre of expertise, Electric Wizard brings a powerful doom-metal track with "return trip" with elements of drone and and a grindy sound, this track might not be for all. But for those who love the genre or are feeling experimental, give this a listen. You won't be disappointed. 8/10. ~/csgog/'s resident music reviewer
If you didn't play well in any of those wins you gained less points towards a rank up, if you didn't play well in any of those losses you lost more points towards a rank down.
If any of those matches were against lower ranks you gained less/lost more points.
For the most part wins are what decide your rank but it factors in this other shit as well. Which is annoying as fuck when you play with friends who are silver and low novas and you're trying to rank up in AK, two losses is a rank down and 4 wins still no rank up despite carrying with at least 2 KDR every win.
>Is it possible to solo queue out of silver?
My tip is this: silvers play pretty simply. On T side, they either rush as a team or play for picks in extremely standard setups. On CT, they generally just play the most standard setup possible. Overall, they won't do anything too impressive.
Being able to exploit these simple (and simple-minded) setups is how you get out of silver.
Actually, about a couple of weeks away. I'd two months at the latest, but it'll be finished in two weeks and probably released next month.
My guess is that FMPONE will release it for ESWC, since ESWC generally releases their map pool about a month or two before the tournament starts.
Like a trip to Disneyland (Tokyo Disney?) the track "Alright" from the Idolmaster video game franchise provides the listener with a delightful listen: Delightful vocals, delightful soul synths, and delightful engrish lyrics. Truly a fest for the ears. 10/10 best new foreign track. ~/csgog/'s resident music reviewer
i thought i did my glock water elemental but i just did my other redline AK, sorry for not being truthful
you don't lose more ELO just for playing with lower ranks. You lose extra ELO when you lose to a team with a lower elo total than your teams (which barely happens anymore). Your own score matters only a little. I have literally bottomfragged 5 games and ranked up because i won all of them. Sure, it is easier to rank down when playing against shtters if you yourself are shit and cant stomp them.
If you're a silver in a 5 stack with 4 eagles and the other team has 4 eagles and 1 silver and you topfrag you will get more ELO than one of your teammates would.
Your placement on the scoreboard also affects your ELO (less than winning but still) and your expected place is decided by your rank compared to the other ranks.
Like you said total ELO v total ELO isn't really a thing anymore unless you only play weird maps at weird times or something.
It's still very possible fall short of your "expected range" or do better than it.
I'm so fucking poor I hope they win. This is basically all in for me. besides 20 sticker capsules and a bunch of penny skins this is all I have.
it's mirage again which is SKDC's best map and lunatik sucks on mirage (struggled against shitty-ass justus pro on it)
i did a medium bet on SKDC
>steam account still suspended
>they did it on accident and I...
>can't do anything with cs:go
>can't do online
>can't do offline
>can't do weapons course
>can't play any game at all
This is literally all Valves fault. They haven't done anything yet. How long does it take for a support ticket to be answered, holy shit.
>playing competitive mode
>buy a Deagle
>suddenly the spirit of a dead soldier posses me and I headshot the entire enemy team
>have not been able to repeat the feat since
Has this ever happened to you?
How do you people even end up in Silver ranks? My brother bought CS:GO as his first CS and was Gold Nova Master after his 10 first games.
And there are people in Silver with 400+ won games.
I don't get it guys. Are you playing bad on a purpose?
>kill enemy that had a deagle
>grab it so that no one else can pick it up
>none of my teammates want to swap the deagle for a starter pistol
>don't want to waste money buying a new pistol
>play without a pistol for a round
Deagles are worse than awps for me and I can't awp for SHIT. I only ever pick them up to stop enemy players from getting them.
>team tries to votekick me on round 1 in comp
>it doesn't work
>buy deagles all game and throw
>almost outfrag everyone on my team
probably would have won too but people have to be assholes for no reason
come on NA! I'm still recovering from losing 150 value from the dumbest bet on A51 over mg.
>want to bet hard on iBP
>worried they might throw
I bet my most expensive skins that weren't name-tagged or stattrak
>betting stattraks that you actually use
Tag is ready, what do I name this bitch? Will post results
We just won 16:0 on nuke
...Starting T side
>looking at this
>none of the pros use logitech mice which is surprising
>all seem to be using the same 3-4 mice in slight variations
One of these is not like the other, one of these is not the same
What's /csgo/'s favorite streamer.
Mine is summit1g.
Greater entertainer, in-game awareness, tracking and game sense. He is twitch's most popular CS:GO streamer.
All the teams in the recent ESL tournament are lucky that summit1g retired from playing CS professionally.
If you hate on him you are just jealous of his success and skills. Get good.
He would wreck any of you guys as well as any of the teams that played in the recent ESL tourney.
Get BTFO Nova nerds. He's popular as heck for a reason.
I miss her, she fucking disappeared off the internet, it's actually scary how she just vanished, the last time she was seen on the internet was December of 2013 at some youtuber party. She is either dead or had a mental breakdown
nah it hasn't happened just today, been happening for a while, might be my cpu because i have a 780 but just wondering if anyone had had it before and solved it because googles offers me nothing
The woman I almost had is now with another guy and I'm here playing csgo
I'm fucking pathetic
They got a good start with 6 rounds in the first half of the first half but that's all they got for the first half. In the second half they only got 3 rounds.
I would say dig had a slow start more than I would say VOX "almost won"
I agree with you anon.
OP doesn't know how to update shit.
>Not using the better ranks picture.
Thanks bud! :^)
I should have listened
And it's still up 200%
tell me how it's "diving" again please
how mad are you right now that you didn't stock up on them like the other retards who kept spouting the usual "b-but everyone is buying them!" shitposts?
it seems like it but people are like "netcode beat them 2 months ago hurr"
"anything could happen11!!1" which is stopping me from putting my whole 60 dollar inventory on ibp for free skins
lunatik confirmed bug abuse
shahzam did it before too
>lo3. 2nd reset he buys armor and then another reset. On 3rd reset he STARTS with armor THEN buys a pistol and nade. Pretty clearly an exploit. You can also see the glitch happen during the reset where it shows the start money $800 then minus $650 for armor and it equals out to $800 still. I honestly haven't followed the thread... don't even know if this is the same guy OP was talking about, but in this video it appears the exploit is used.
Because I didn't know there was a new OP and the only difference between this OP and the last thread's OP is 4 links for sites people don't use anymore and this one actually has the git gud pastebin.
I'd take 4 extra links with the git gud pastebin over an otherwise perfect OP with no git gud pastebin.
is there any way to stop the game from stuttering when a player joins the server?
it only happens when playing non-competitive modes but it's still really annoying for the game to lag when a player joins a server in DM/surf
yall making me nervous talking like that about my encore bros
>iBP literally one of the best NA teams
>NCG one of the worst for the past like 10 games they've played
all I can say is if I lose my only good skin (i'll be super poor after that) on these fucks then I'm done betting on NA games because jesus christ.
I've won 4x games in a row and still silver 2.
>christmas tree rash
Why didn't you just say pityrasis? Never heard it called christmas tree rash before.
Why does that mean he can't work out though? I've had that twice before just as two coin-sized spots. Doctor told me it's my body getting rid of dead viruses weirdly.
apparently netcode and lunatik were scrimming mirage right before the ibp vs netcode game
Reminder that immediately after you rank up you only have to win 1 or 2 in a row to rank up again so just play scrims until you have friends online to play with
>iBP is free skins
>iBP is free skins
>iBP is free skins
>"no, today i will not yolo as hard as i usually do"
>"it always fucks me over"
>"i will only go small on my yolo bets today"
>this fucking throw happens
i'm literally going to kill myself before spring arrives so whatever i guess
>win 10 games
>finally rank up to MG2
>lose 4 or 5
>mfw it keeps happening
>finalyl get the courage to bet on an easy win
>steel starts to throw
I want to kill myself right now. seriously I'm so fucking poor. I finally got lucky and got a super awesome mission drop (m4 knight fn), and I lose it now. Thanks iBP you faggots
Free skins they said.
mfw I actually tried betting on NCG but the match had already started
>Betting on a team that is jetlagged
>Betting on a team that hasn't practised this map in a long time
>Betting on a team that has low morale from getting smashed at Cologne
Low bet on NCG was the only sensible bet
I don't know if iBP are throwing or just heavy jetlagged or what but if they lose this they're going on my shitlist.
I'm not one of those fags who thinks every one of his losses is a throw but this is ridiculous.
Planting while under attack, trying to knife when you've got an awp aimed on two enemies and you're behind in score.
Same here, man.
BS fire serpent, fn nova antique, fn deagle golden koi, ft m4 desert strike
>people regularly start on "unfavored" sides to give themselves advantage in the second half
you're literally pulling shit out of your ass, shut the fuck up
there hasn't been a team in the history of cs to pick terrorist on nuke after winning a cointoss or knife round
also, I'm very sure casters have more knowledge of maps than you do, you're probably a silver 2 who thinks he's hot shit
NiP picked cbble T side at ESL
Git rekt fegit
See, this is why I don't bet.
I always get great skins from unboxings, and I want to bet them, but shit like this always makes me horrified to bet.
I feel bad for you man, if I got that from a drop I would have never bet it. It's a lovely skin.
i'll just buy it back, I mean whatever but god damn really? I've never had any decent skins and after seeing bets I WOULD'VE made slip past me I was like "fuck it, I'll do this. it's iBP man how can they lose to netthrow?!" And then this fucking happens. And my fucking car broke down today. Literally the worst.
>And then this fucking happens. And my fucking car broke down today. Literally the worst.
If it makes you feel any better, my Steam is suspended, and a storm knocked out my power and fried one of my old laptops.
It'll get better man. It's just a bad day. Relax and look forward to tomorrow.
>wanted to go all in on C9
>went all in on ibp instead
literally not betting on ibp ever again
>im never betting on ibp again!
you're fucking retarded for not researching this match
once ibp is in form, it's literally free skins whenever they play a team that isn't c9
right now they're coming off a bad ESL performance and they're jetlagged
>swag is literally high
>iBP leaving sites open
>buying weapons second round after losing
>steel trying to get knives and do stupid shit
>iBP jumping around corners instead of proper peeking
You can't blame this shit on jetlag.
slight disappointment for not believing more in my boys