league of legends general /lolg/

First for Taliyah!

$200 for placements hmu drop ur skype/discord

xth for autofill a shit

>>162942324
Why so fucking expensive mate
It's like four times more than getting placed in platinum

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>>162942251
I'm playing this game for years and I'm still complete trash i'm so fucking mad

>>162942324
my discord is imaqtpie

I need help in my placements!

>>162942169
I'm not going to start an intervention to get her to stop smoking. She smokes cigarettes and weed. My brothers either smoke one or both of them too, my father used to smoke cigs until one day he just up and "eh that'll do" and never smoked again

I just can't help her if she doesn't want to help herself, she's the kind of person that flips the fuck out if you pressure her, and I don't have the energy or the willpower to go against her on that

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>sion is the support with the highest winrate and lowest ban rate

name a more well designed champion

i'll wait

Why don't we have a reflect type of spell in this game? Like a spell that reflects any projectile while it's active. Oh wait because Riot don't wanna bother making new code for their spaghetti ass game. Lmao.

Which league girl do you reckon has the most nutritive breast milk?

>>162942437
that's like standard price LOL

idk what kind of shit elo boosting service you go to but i've boosted just a bit over 100 people and i've never gotten caught. also a boost to plat is at least $300 minimum (from bronze).

>>162942571
Sona, duh.

>>162942501
Silvers already throw autistic shitfits over windwall and Unbreakable. The tears would be unrelenting and unstoppable until it was reworked.

>>162942501
antifun burden of knowledge shits on point and click shit heroes can't be having that can we

How does Morgana's breast milk taste like?

>>162942571
Wait, I just realized something. Are there any champions with children? Besides Rek'sai.

>>162942729
kass

>Blitz Sion bottom lane
>Blitz forces enemies to play behind creepwave
>Sion punishes playing behind creepwave

wtf i'm a genius now?

>>162942729
Kassadin has a daughter

>>162942729
Elise

>>162942463
Then you'll have to let her live, however short that may be.

Whatever happens, it's not your fault anon.
You focus on yourself as life goes on.

>>162942729
I'm going to make Taliyah one of them!

>>162942654
she means she sucks dick like its oxygen and doesnt care what people think because she wants to have fun in life

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>>162942729
>Besides Rek'sai

Rek'sai can get pregnant?

>>162942765
>>162942810
Is that still canon? I know Syndra was originally meant to be his daughter, but Riot scrapped the idea. And with them completely axing their old lore, I'm not sure if Kassadin having a daughter is still canon.

>>162942813
Are her spiderlings her children, though? I thought they were just random spiders she can magically summon.

>>162942914
She's the queen of her species, the Xer'sai, so I would guess that, yes, she can get pregnant.

No, you cannot fuck a void monster.

>>162942627
Pretty much.

>>162942654
why is sjokz getting sluttier and sluttier

>>162942914
Rek'sai is the Brood Queen or something like that. There are little rek'saies burrowing around in the Shuriman desert

>>162942997
desperately trying to get pregnant asap

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>>162942251

>Lissandra edition.
>Wanted to make this thread so bad so fast he didn't even have time to copypaste the rest of the links.

>>162942980
>>162942765
>>162942810
Was there any update on whether Kassadin's daughter was dead, alive or altered into a void beast?
Or is that still up in the air for the next Void event?

>>162942695
like corruption and ash

>>162942654
>>162942903
wtf i love sjokz now

>>162942980
>No, you cannot fuck a void monster


B-but, why not?

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How do you treat your waifu, /lolg/?

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>you will never be lulu's cat

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>>162942654
jesus h christ

Do you think Sona sometimes wishes her Sonas were smaller? She probably has back pain.

>>162942654
holy shit I love efie de-esporteres now

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>>162943232
>You will never slay the fae demon known as Lulu and bring a bit more peace to Runetera

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>>162943228
love, respect, honor and praise.

Also stabbing everyone who insults her.

>>162943275
why don't girls with big gazongas just work on their lower back strength instead of chopping up their greatest assets

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>>162943034
>little Rek'sais all over Shurima

I wonder if Camille's clan is looking to harvest them for hextech energy like they did with Skarner's race

>>162943392
Kled brutally eviscerating Lulu and feeding her guts to Skarl guro smut fic WHEN?

>>162943473
when you kill yourself!

>jax has to farm his ass up to atk faster and hope he kills someone while me at gp can farm 2 items and one shot everyone
what did riot mean by this

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PLEASE
POST
G U R O
SMUT
I GIFT IF ITS GOOD

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>>162943473
Sir Kled slays with precision and grace, and would never force his mount to eat such foul flesh.
Also the only fics I write are gay and no one dies.

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is sion an acceptable waifu

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>>162943228
Fine, i guess.

I'm destroying soloq pretty hard with her right now, don't know if it's because she's broken or i'm simply good.

>>162943582
Holy crap that is one dull blade.

A spoon would be sharper. And quicker.

jesus I just love being stuck in a team with that yasuo first picker who is tehroycrafting in the chat

boy oh boy they sure never feed

I'm against an Annie who was Diamond two season ago.

This isn't good

>>162943718
Dodge this shit bro. Fast.

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>>162943718
shoulda dodged.

>>162943786

>Two seasons ago.

They're nothin but rust now.

Bleach that faggot Anon.

>>162942614
You can learn what other roles do even faster if you play ranked 5s. AND you can stay a otp.

>>162943786
I was vs a season 4 masters needless to say I lost that game.

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>>162943702

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What would happen if Gnar was allowed to breed once he matured and started looking for mates?

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>tfw too intelligent to play bot lane
>tfw not intelligent enough to play
mid lane

>>162943989
He's be chasing and humping warwick all day.

>>162944032
Is this meant to be terribly done in an ironic way?

>>162944118
>Warwick

DAMN, i completely forgot about Warwick.

It's been MONTHS since the last time i saw one.

>>162943629

LeBlanc's broken as fuck. Her stupidly well-scaling passive and the ease at which she clears waves (which is meant to be her weakness), combined with her already retarded mobility make her absurd at the moment.

>>162944147
even ifs done on purpose its still terrible

>>162943431
>"if i work out ill become one of those roided freaks and stop looking like a female!!!!"

some excuse like that
to be fair most fit girls are rarely well endowed because no matter what /fit/ says girls with abs have less fat and less fat is less titties and less hips

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>>162943629
>>162943228
Is Karthus a waifu?

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>tfw no cute bf to cuddle and eventually Marriage press

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Bets?

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>>162943468
would you let camille give you a thighjob

>>162944275
And that is supposed to be a bad thing?
Strong grills are best grills. Tits and ass are caveman-bait.

>>162944438
ID LET CAMILLE KILL ME
POST CAMILLE GURO SMUT

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>>162944379
iktf

>>162943629
I guess you finished last season in mid plat and got placed in bronze now
Lb rework changed nothing, she's still based on jumpscares and can nuke anyone with 100ap
>>162944340
He can't even sing

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/d2g/ is laughing at us again

What do we do lolbros?

Camille at 6300 IP
WHEN???

/vg/ vs /vg/ +4
na
vidya

>>162944379
>gays
>married
Pence is gonna get you first.

>>162944505
>He can't even sing

You shut your whore mouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUiOylPbfV0

>>162944439
i like all kind of grills honestly

fit grills are great but soft girls with big tiddies and shapely hips are great too

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Is there a term for being into dominant females but without the whole BDSM/guro smut-nonsense?

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Hey guys, recently I got some Sennheisers and I'm excited, could you guys recommend me some good background music to listen while playing League? Maybe something chill, to focus on the game. Anything, really. Thanks.

>>162944507
Epic meme! xD

L-Let me try... *clears throat*
>We talk about how League of Legends is the Superior MOBA experience

Did I good? How about that sick green meme text. I'm still learning how to use it! ^-^

>>162944607
+femdom -Bondage -Guro

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>>162944607

A pussy.

>>162944629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

>>162944607
a sub

>>162944507
>/d2g/ laughing at us when coldtoad just turned their game into HotS2

ummmmm dotards?

I'm in Bronze II. Should I play carry roles or support roles to climb?

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/vg/ vs /vg/ +3
na
vidya

>>162944629
>latin yasuo
based

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>>162944523
meh I dont need the laws approval, as long as hes with me thats all that matters~

>>162944673
if i copy pasted this comment on their topic they would probably just laugh at us even harder

>>162944607
femdom

>>162944724
carry
playing support on bronze/silver its just suffering

>>162944784
>looking at the shitty general

you do realize they only come here because their game is boring right?

unless some retard like you brings up the topic we ONLY talk about league and its waifus, over there league and how much better dota is compared to it IS the main topic

they might as well be /lolg2/, thats why most of them choose to post here instead of there

We Dysney now?

>>162944953
>league
>fun
LMAO

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Does anyone else get a fucking adrenaline rush when they hit 5 passive stacks with this guy?

>>162944724
Just learn the game. I'm not being mean to you. If you know when to engage, when to splitpush, which champions are good or bad, you will climb by your own.

Easy mode: There is no easy mode. ALWAYS carry, never support. When supporting pick a mage so you can still try do damage. Pick splitpushers, assassins or early game bruisers like Panth or Renekton, or spam Garen

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How is this not S worthy?

>>162945027
where in that post did I say league was fun?

how come you guys dont talk about dota in your actual general? I just dont get it, like youre /lolg/ except instead of using league waifus and husbandos you use dota ones while the rest of the posts talk about league

it doesnt make sense

>>162945169
>not even 200 cs
>30 min in

how unless youre in silver elo that farm isnt going to get you an S

>>162945169
Your cs is shit. Ever fucking time its the cs when will you guys learn?????????

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>>162945169
>dying

>>162944629
Nas, DMX, Jadakiss, Jeezy, Mobb Deep, Ying Yang Twins, Lil Jon and the Eastside boyz, Clipse, UGK, etc,.

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>>162945054
>Taking a good look at Darius' arms here

Jesus Christ the dude really is built like a truck made of rape.

>>162944507
Are you going through every general doing this kind of shitpost? /wowg/ here

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>>162944438
Like you wouldn't believe

>>162944505
I was Gold V last season and got placed in Bronze II actually.

But i've always been very good with LeBlanc, the rework didn't change her much in my opinion, instead of doing QRW, i now do QRQ(wait half a second)W to smoke squishies.
That's it, her burst takes slightly longer now because of the passive, which may be a problem in very specific situations but overall she's still the same Leblanc.

>can nuke anyone with 100ap
I respectfully disagree. If the opponent builds a bit of mr early or has a natural shield and is somewhat a competent player all around, the it becomes a lot tougher to do something as LeBlanc. Also, if you don't get kills early you won't have much impact mid to late game where you should peak as LeBlanc, if you roam and don't get kills, then you are fucked because you'll also fall behind in farm.
A competent Diana, Ori, Lux, Annie or Cho'Gath are very tough matches for Leblanc.

>>162945495
my man
there's something i just can't resist about her legs

>>162943839
>>162943841
he went 1/7 boy oh boy

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>>162945054
>Level 3
>Bitch ass enemy top laner tries to fuck with me
>Auto-W-Q-Auto-Pull-Auto
>5 stacks
>MFW that nigga gonna die and we both know it

>>162944438
Old hags aren't good for sex.

>>162945742
>Plays Kayle

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ME PLAY OP HEROES
ME KNOW MATCHUPS
ME KNOW COUNTERS

>>162944410
Emeny team going to win.
>>162944687
My nigga gets it.

>>162943610
If you like big guys.

>>162945749
>Thighjob
>Sex

Reminder that if you build Youmuu's on ADCs you should fucking hang yourself from a tree and drink bleach while doing so.

>>162946076
>buying any lethality items

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>you will never be caned by lulu

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>>162946076
Youmuu is super garbage. I wouldn't build it on anyone at this point.

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Hey guys, Vladfag here. I'm very sick and bedbound so ask me anything, I will take my time to answer.

>>162945897
>yasuo
>doran's shield
w-what?

>there are people rushing ghost blade on talon right now

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>>162946345
POST VAYNE GURO SMUT PLEASE

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>Talon buffs

NOOO REEEEEVVEEEEERRRTTT

oh fuck yeah im so happy

new garen skin, new azir skin, and now this

holy shit next patch cant come out sooner

>>162946345
why don't you kill yourself?

>>162946345
how did the interview go?

>>162943232
just lane vs lulu with that skin, she will make you her car against your will

>>162945935
Her legs are metal and have blades. It ain't worth it.

>>162946345
do you like draw or have any talents other than shitposting?

why should people be bothered to ask you anything?

>>162946456


>"For Azir, there's been a bug on live for a while where the bonus health scaling from Azir's E hasn't been getting added to the shield.

>Instead of adding this functionality, we've decided to remove it from the ability."

KEK

>>162946506
>her car
vroom vroom!

Beyond sion, what are some fun top lane tanks?
Preferably ones that build funfire

>>162946656
meow meow ><

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One step closer to glory

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>>162945634
One person she reminds me of with that body is Chun-Li. She's the one that got me into thick thighs.
All that hip game and heavily build lower body, it's just so much more dynamic and gets your attention easily.

That's one of the reasons why I'm glad Camille is here. She's spicing up the female look down at the fields of Justice.

>>162945749
Living for a long time grants experience, anon.
If anything, she's good AT sex. Only Hakim knew at this point.

>>162946556
NANOMACHINES, SON

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>>162946410
I like bdsm but not guro
>>162946494
It went pretty badly desu but I was really sick during it. They invited me for a final stage interview in LA though so I guess I was decent. All expenses will be paid by Riot, so get to buying skins to fund me :^)
>>162946483
Because cute metal guys exist
>>162946583
I do landscape photography and creative writing. Used to draw and sing too, but dropped those. I can probably help you with your maths homework. I love biology/mathematical biology

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>>162945054
>Teamfighting
>Just attacking some frontliner
>Screen suddenly goes red, big ass bloodied axe over his head
>Enemy backline got a little too close because they thought they were safe
>It's time.jpg
>Flash Q
>E when they try to run
>DROP IT

There are few feelings as great as ending a teamfight by yourself in just a few seconds.

>>162946936
man mercenary katarina looks like she really let herself go in that pic

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>play ziggs
>get T1 mid and bot within 7 mins
balanced

>>162946760
>only level 5

wow, congrats, you played one champion for more than 6 games, congrats

now get a level 7

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>>162946926
My god, that explains why I'm all into butts, legs, thighs and all sorts of stuff like this, you're right, the lower body does wonders
And that's why I like Camille more and more every day

>>162946926
>Implying she ever experienced pleasure
Also, a thighjob from her going to end up cutting your dick.

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Who has more tits and ass?

All of the DJ Sona forms put together or all of them Elementalist Lux forms put together?

>>162947314
Neither.

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>Playing Kled vs Lee
>He gets fb off an invasion and enters with a longsword ahead of me
>Play somewhat passively, stave him off with consistent Q hits
>He doesn't try to force a trade through W to a minion or something like that
>Farm up, facilitate ganks, do some roaming
>A little behind in farm because I'm not risking a Q landing, but I don't die and the only time I get dismounted is when I was going back anyway
>Get my titanic in good time, and outtrade him without issue
>Eventually win because he had a meme-tier bot lane, run a perfect game
>Get told to "l2 lane"

???

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Best eyes.
Best smile.
Best wife!

>>162947386
>not going 15/0 before your lane's towers fall
L2 lane

>>162946345
Why are you such a massive attention whore and why don't you get a trip so I can filter your ass?

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What's a good summoner name for baneposting

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Best pillow
Best cuddles
Best wife!

>>162947603
can't you just filter posts with vladfag in them?

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>>162947603
So you don't filter out my quality posts :^)

>>162947603
because that is what women are like lol

>>162947603
just filter all posts that have an image where the title begins with tumblr :3

i still love you

got elementalist lux in loot box for 195 rp. i'm a lucker dog

I took Lee Sin not being meta for one for fucking granted. God i hate this fucking brainless piece of shit champion.

>B-but muh mechanics

Fuck off, R-Q-Q nearly one shots almost any champion that isn't building full tank. He's OP as fuck right now

>playing a game ran by a ponyfag

why do u do this lolfags?

@162947812
not giving you a you shitstain

>>162947751
SINCE I LEFT YOU

I FOUND THE WORLD SO NEW


EVERY DAY

>>162947909
kys

>>162942980
>I know Syndra was originally meant to be his daughter
*Shyvana was originally meant to be his daughter

/vg/ vs /vg/ +3
na
vidya

>>162947909
Now, when you say Guro Smut, do you mean just general abuse like pic related or what?

>>162944225
>have been saying this since the second patch in the preseason
>everyone called me out

lolbabs??

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>>162947164
You clearly didn't read her lore where it said she once loved a Shuriman Hextech engineer AKA the very guy that MADE her into what she is or her 1st-person short story where she talked about feeling remorse for believing her lying cuntbag of a brother into becoming a tool of the establishment, thus ending her human life and any hopes of going with Hakim to a quiet fulfilled life in Shurima.

Also
>implying she can't just switch to different sets of legs for different occasions

>>162946936
What is your favorite color?

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>>162943850
>>162943916

A literal "Muh Team" episode. So fucking mad.
>Caitlyn was 10/1/1 at 15 minutes but lost it because of splitpushing, melee range auto-attacks and stupid ass decision making.
>can't farm because everyone's taking the cs
>support wouldn't stop fucking around with what's causing her to disconnect
>Team starts baron directly in front of their team as I respawn from our last teamfight

The only good news out of this game was able to push annie out of lane multiple times but it didn't help Caitlyn fed her 3 kills from splitpushing.

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>>162942729
Azir if you count Sivir.

Or his kids before he was killed.

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Lulu is C U T E!
(that feel when the imageboard software is crapping itself and i can't funpost)

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>>162948190
Uh, "general abuse" I guess

/vg/ vs /vg/ +2
na
vidya

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Is my janna build okay? I pick janna when I am autofilled support since she is too easy to play and still dont know what to build on her, I got sightstone>redemption>talismam>ardent censor>zz'rot which just looks like i built random shit.

>>162945496
>f you roam and don't get kills, then you are fucked because you'll also fall behind in farm
that's for literally every mid laner and jungler
if you fail to gank and leave your lane open you get punished for it. it's not just leblanc

>>162948278
>she once loved a Shuriman Hextech engineer
and i bet she killed him like all these spiders do

>>162948282
Blacc

Tbh I like all colours

>>162946345
you have quite the obsession with vlad fag being a dom in your fanfics. are you a sub irl? also with your fixation on sex itself, are you a virgin or not?

>>162948278
>she once loved a Shuriman Hextech engineer
and i bet she killed him like all these spiders do

>>162948063
what
is kassadin a furry (dragon)
or he simply fucked a dragon

>>162948390
Give me a Champ and I'll try to crap something out for you.

/vg/ vs /vg/ +1
na
vidya

>>162948631
lets go with
Shyvana or Vayne

>>162946926
I love Chun Li
I love big thighs
I love wide hips
I hate swordfeet
I'm sad that this one feature completely ruins Camille's appearance to me.

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Should I get one of these skins? To be honest, I don't particularly like any, but what do you think?

>>162948521
>>162948625
wew nice double post.

Just read the lore, you're making yourself look like a bigger retard.

>>162948904
Kayle skin is pay2win since the auto attack animation is so smooth.

>>162948904
I would only get the sona skin as I already own the rest.

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>>162948631
akali turning nami into sushi

>>162948904
all of them are crap except tpa mundo

do a reroll fest

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What would it be like to have sona as a mom?

>>162948705
FUCK I MISSED IT

>>162948904
Kayle skin is her best skin, even though kayle is fucking boring to play.

>>162948608
Not a virgin but really low n count (2)
I'm switch. If you read the full Pawns Vayne ends up making him her bitch lol

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>>162949154
>>162948705
PLACE

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>play Bi
>win

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Is plat the most hellish elo or is it just me?

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>>162947773
good job anon

>>162949254
>2 corki's
>neither red baron
You guys disappoint the fuck out of me.

>>162949360
Anything below masters is complete gutter trash

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C U T E
A S
H E C K

>>162949480
honestly, there are even some fucking monkeys in masters

>t. challenger

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JUST
CARRY
H A R D E R

Is Aurelion in a good spot right now?

>>162949596
everyone is bad but me

>t faker

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>>162949480
I bet you would now since you've been master right.

>>162949698
No but ive been 50 LP D1 and ive always been complete shit

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>>162949596
>>162949480
>>162949360
Soooo what y'all are saying is: it's a waste of time trying to climb ELO

>>162949686
But faker is trash
>t.apdo

>gold v
>have a riven "one trick" top
>have a yasuo "one trick" mid
>have a hecarim "one trick" jungle
>my team has no ap
why do people do

>>162949767
everyone is trash because lol is a trash gaem

>t dotard

>>162949767
playing this game is for fools and is really just a ploy for us to make even more money

>t. riot games CEO

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Tfw kill top laner and his bitchass jungler when they try something cute

>>162949847
>Dota
>Good
Lmao

>t. SC broodwar

>>162949760
Well you are playing a game that in its self is a "waste" of time is it not?

>>162949819
d o d g e

>>162949976
>implying RTS's
top lmao

>t. CS:GO

Is ARAM the best way to farm keys? Don't care about chests.

>>162950092
>CS:GO
>Anywhere near broodwar
At least pick a good fps like quake or something

>>162950094
No since there is a chance you can get cahmpion you dont own.

Poro king is where is it at

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>>162950196
I miss Halo 3 Even if its network code was some-what shoddy.

>>162950341

I very rarely had issues with Halo 3's netcode.

The only Halo games I've ever had netcode issues with were Reach and 4. Reach could get very bad at times but was consistent most of the time. Halo 4's was just abysmal all the time. Hitboxes were incredibly unreliable.

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Dont you die on me.

>>162949360
It's basically Silver, only full of boosted apes who feel like they're entitled to be Diamond if not for their shitbag teams when they're the ones hard-feeding and doing gromp when dragons are being contested.

>>162942465
Poppy

>>162950072
It's not much of a waste if it relieves stress and brings positive stimulation.

It DOES become a waste if it brings more stress on top of work/school, family and friends, and the realization that the world is a complete mess and you can only focus on whats around you.

>>162950595

>Jinx at the bottom
>Wanting your girl's legs to be touching each other at any point in a neutral stance

Ultimate gap moe.

>>162950563
This is why to this day I still think Halo 3 + 2 were some of the most insanely balanced shooters ever. I won't ever say it was THE most balanced since I dont think anything ever was, however if there was a contender its both of them.

Can 2007 bungie polish this game? They'd nerf Yasuo and then tell all of the Yasuo mains they're cry babies. And then post a picture of Yasuo mains crying.


League of Legends.

>Playing jungle
>Pick a top lane that usually never goes jungles but isn't necessarily bad
>LOL WTF???!? YOU'RE PLAYING X JUNGLE????
>Ignore them
>We get invaded level 1 and Thresh dies and they take my blue
>Can't take their blue because they 5 man the blue quickly and head straight across mid lane in my direction so I have to just take my red
>Meanwhile my botlane
>They're pushed up early game and I try to go down and help them
>Draven gives first blood before I get there
>Look at their lane both Caitlyn AND Soraka are FULL HEALTH and they died UNDER THE TOWER
Never mind how the fuck is that shit even possible, I could see if Cait was full health but Soraka wasn't because she used her HP to heal Cait but Soraka had full health and near full mana so obviously they didn't get dived, Draven just died like a tard without hitting anyone
>Draven gives up first blood and first tower and is like 50 cs below
>They start trying to blame me because I'm not ganking Caitlyn in order to farm up after losing even more buffs and also it would just turn into a 1v2 because my bot lane is nonexistant and losing
>"lmao you're playing X jungle sekrit challenjour xD"
>Everyone on my team thinks it's my fault that we're losing now because of my pick despite Cait being 8/0

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS MY FAULT.

>>162950695
>lose a game vs yasuo
>go on 4chan and whine for nerfs
lmao your life must suck

>>162950793

You left out which champion you were playing.

There a reason for that?

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/vg/ vs /vg/ results

/vg/ vs /vg/ where?

>ywn listen to Vi's erotic dreams
Why live?

>>162948771
You're running through the thick underbrush of the jungle, heavy draconian footfalls chasing after you. You foolishly look back at the purple beast chasing after you, only for your head to meet bark as you run face first into a low hanging branch. A massive claw picks you up by the arm as knife-like talons drag into your skin, cutting into your flesh like wet paper as blood flows from your skewered limb like water from a faucet.You scream as you feel sharp nail cut into bone, pain overriding your other senses as you beg and plead at the cruel beast to let you go. The Dragon simply gives you a toothy grin as it hurls you into a nearby boulder, a distinct laugh coming from its gaping maw as it hears a harsh crack when your body makes impact with the hard stone. Blood fills your vision, your head is bleeding heavily. You try to bring your left arm to touch your scalp, but the beast has other plans. With one swift motion, the Dragon's claw severs your arm by the shoulder. The pitiful sound of your pained moaning is drowned out by the joyous crunching the dragon is having over your by-gone limb. The warm, coppery taste of your blood and juicy, tender meat fills the Dragon's hungry mouth. You're too busy sobbing to notice when the Dragon is finished with its appetizer, and you're too late to even scream as 9-inch teeth pierce into your skull and chest. The unmistakeable sound of loud chewing echoes through the jungle loud and clear. In a few minutes, the Dragon is finished with its meal; it leaves in search of more meat the fill it's near never ending hunger shortly afterward. All that remains of you is a few tattered pieces of clothing, and later, some excrement littering the floor of the jungle.

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>>162950879
>Implying I'm lost to him
>Implying I just dont want to see Yasuo mains suffer.

lel

>>162950952
wow vayne is really fucked up

/vg/ vs /vg/ is up!

vidya

Join up!

>Gangplank is allowed to crit turrets and inhibitors
>Fiora is alllowed to parry my ignite
>but is not allowed for Ekko and Poppy to be OP

EXPLAIN THIS SHITTIER LOLBABS

>>162951124
Gangplank and Fiora have not been picked in LCS as of late but Poppy and Ekko have thats why.

Is anybody else getting a connection error when trying to post?

>>162951124

>>162951124
Ekko and Poppy prevent 90% of the champions in the game from being able to play. Gangplank and Fiora are squishy and die quickly if they make mistakes.

>>162950952
Can you do the vayne one too?
i'll gift you a skin if you do

>>162951231
yea its the servers

>>162950952
Forget to add, my IGN is NegaDKR. If you like it, send me a message, if not, I'll know your reaction to it.

>>162950952
this looks pretty good
any chance you could try soraka or jinx or camille where either one catches the protagonist and then ties them up and then teases them with thighs or feet or something

>>162950595
That Kindred has a fake booty for those fake thighs.

/vg/ vs /vg/

vidya

need 4

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>3/1 on kled, enemy jungler hasnt ganked once
>lux starts int feeding because i'm "afk farming" and not ganking under their turret

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fuck this hero

why do tanks do damage

>>162951313
>>162951332
Fine, next one will be Vayne. Also, these fucking servers are driving me up a wall.

>>162951376
Maybe later, right now I want that skin he's promising.

>>162950881
NYes
It shouldn't really matter because my pick doesn't make bot lane lose. It shouldn't be my pick that decides the outcome of their lane. Blaming me is just retarded.

>>162951518
>jungling with kled
stay silver kiddo xD

Im having issues with allistar. If his adc takes the lifesteal keystone the lane seems really unkillable. Give me some bottom lane counters please.

I think I should try less to avoid his inevitable (He just walks forward/ or flashes) engage and play someone who will either survive the Guaranteed burst from the adc and the trample.Or someone who can escape from it. Im open to all suggestions but I dont play ranked.

https://clips.twitch tv/fate_twisted_na/PlainRuffResidentSleeper
>5 AP ryze

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Quick! Claim your league waifu before anyone else

>>162951542
So they can help kill the carry when the carry is out of position.

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>>162950793
>>162951620
>playing riven jungle

>>162951542
Because the counterplay is to just fucking walk away from them.

Guys, I can't get out of bronze. This shit is so frustrating I've been stuck at bronze 1 now since I finished my placements.

>>162951746
>walking away from nautilus,darius, sejuani, zac, vi, hecarim

lul

>>162951542
>tanks aren't supposed to do damage meme strikes yet again

>>162951668
play ezreal. you can blink away from his combo on sight and you whittle him down with poke to the point where his ult all-in isn't that devastating. he has to position aggressively which makes him eat damage for free if you're skilled

>>162951878
>meme

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>Walking down the street
>See this
wat do?

farming in bronze is useless.

>>162951842
>being in the range of any of these suckers

anon...

>>162951810
This season a lot of players that are higher elo got placed into bronze and low silver, so for people like you that probably belong in mid to high silver, it's gonna be hard to climb until everyone get's back in place

>it's a "/lolg/ gives an attentionwhore too much attention and now the former neutral user will now be annoying" episode

>>162947613
PlanePlan, UUUU, 4U, ABigGuy, TheBigGuy, Hi Im CIA, Crashing da plane, MaskettaMan, BigMaskettaMan

>>162951995
what do you mean

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>>162951717

>tfw you just know they will release a edgy pupeteer champion
god, I would rather play as fozzie the bear than an edgy fest riot is bound to shit out

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How does it feel knowing Valve is going to steal the entire LoL playerbase with 7.00?

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League of Legends would be a really fun game if I didn't have to play with people who play League of Legends.

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>>162951717

>>162952071
is that supposed to be Kalista?

>>162952001
zac can cc from a mile away
vi press r
naut press r
hec press r
darius fair enough
sej fair enough but e and ult obnoxious

>>162951982
Keep walking, call the health inspector, and get her shut down.
Her only flavour is crude oil.

Should I take stormraiders on orianna or thunderlords?

>>162951982
vomit profusely

>>162952036
Bronze is team death match, and if you choose minions over kills and "play it safe" You're just going to fall behind the other guy on their team who should be gold.

Thats how bronze is each team has one guy who SHOULD be gold, but got fucked some how and he carries the rest of his shitter bronze team.

>sion in poro king
this is a lot better than I expected holy fuck

>>162952123
phantom assasin

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>straight up +4 w/l on the #1 spot
>60 points behind
explain this lolbabs

>>162952150
>one guy who SHOULD be gold
HAHAHAHA
>how and he carries
OH NO NO NO
>his shitter bronze team.
my sides

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162952071
Not happening tard. lmao

>>162950563
It was terrible; hitscan made h2 very easy because BR was broken from pointblank all the way to long-range, but they had quality competitive maps that complimented a lot of the best weapons

When h3 came out, hitscan BR was out, now the shots randomly spread + the coding is even worse than before, pretty much requiring groups of 4 to have at least one guy on your team with godly internet so they could pull host and carry you. Host was determined semi randomly basically whomever had the golden modem would get it most often.

Making the BR unreliable + generally increasing the size of multiplayer maps put h3 in a shitty designed spot. The game was designed to be more than a 4v4 arena shooter from a designer standpoint, but the coding and weapon balance was atrocious and not able to hold those standards.

Coding was so especially bad that the BR would drop packets even while playing on LAN, and in rare cases even crash the game and d/c people. While on LAN. Kek

>t. played on main stage

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>>162952093
>YWN get an LOL action-adventure game where everyone can do fun crazy combos a la Devil May Cry, Sengoku Basara, or any Platinum Game

son of my dick

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>>162952017

I was low gold last season.

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>Start game
>Twitch and our support annie helping my do first blue
>Nothing out of the ordinary just gonna smite this buff and go about my way
>Smite it
>Accidentally miss the smite and leave it with 9 hp
>It disappears
>Like it literally fades away and I'm still level 1 with no experience and no blue buff on me
>Immediately check over the wall
>No one is there
>Immediately go and check the enemy red to find that it's not there and the enemy jungler is walking away with only their red buff, no blue
>Check enemy bot laners, no blue buff, enemy mid, no blue buff, enemy top lane, no blue
>Ask my team "Uhh my blue just disappeared, what happened?"
>No response at all
>Ask enemy team if they know what happened
>No response at all
>Spend the rest of the game csing and wondering what in the absolute fuck happened to my buff the entire game straight up about to kill myself
>At the end realize that Twitch must have killed it with the last tick of his poison

Akali vs Quinn top lane

Who's fucking who?

>>162952350
Fuck even just a campaign mode with the current champions against NPCs would be fucking god tier.

Could play through champion's backstories like a Warcraft 3 mission with only one unit.

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>>162952123
that is mortred the phantom assassin, dumb lolbab

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>Riot won't force Damage supports into the meta so I can play support

>>162952523
If both player play properly Quinn stomps, but if she messes up after 6 Akali can take over

>>162952206
>LAN
Irrelevant server.

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>>162952150
>who should be gold

I was gold 5 last season, went 5-5 in placements,
and STILL got silver 4.

Nobody in bronze should be in jack-shit, my friend. Try again. People there will walk through heimer turrets 3 times if you walk away, and walk back.
They are not smart, they are not good. Never EVER associate bronze with anything other than shit bro.

t.a shinier shit gold player

>>162952447
How in the fuck did you not check your own laners for the buff

L u L

>>162952558
Vel'koz is underrated and really fun actually.

>>162952523
If it's two diamond players then akapi will survive until 6 and win

If it's two gold or platinum players Quinn will just roll the lane and win

If it's two silver and below players then it will be whomever has the better jungle

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Hey /lolgen/, WoWfag here who has never touched a moba before.

Its been a few years since Ghostcrawler left Blizzard for Riot, and I'm curious to hear about how he is doing. How much effect has he had on the game? Was it good or bad? Does he still post alot on the forums? Do people like him?

I kind of miss him desu

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>>162952117
why does she have a bow like drow ranger, huh?

>>162952774
He finally kicked the habit of making mages overpowered as fuck.

>>162952628

one guy reported he got placed to bronze from gold 1, so you see, you just got lucky

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>>162952671
Well Twitch wasn't even near me, they were out of the jungle by the time it died so I didn't think it would be even possible for him to steal it and I guess I also forgot about the poison.

Sometimes I really hate playing jungler

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>"Please let me farm everything, as I must scale into garbage."

Why do Ezreal players do this shit every game?

>>162951906
Dosnt the Charge follow you through the teleport? Sometimes I dont get the pull/character follow mechanics of this game. Sometimes characters just follow you after you blink during a targeted charge.

Also I dont think allistar takes damage at that early in the game. I keep hitting him my Q shots but he just shrugs it off with heals. And I cant get into auto range cause thats when hell charge or flash pound. The support unless their playing a mage like velkoz/annie/brand/karma just kinda backs off when he walks forward. Also, most importantly, I dont own ezreal

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Explain this.

I ended the season in Gold 5 35LP and the preseason in Gold 3 0LP. I did my placements, went 8-2 and ended up in Silver 1.

How did I do?

>>162953218
that's decent

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>>162953006
>you just got lucky

Yeah, I was just thinking about that after i posted
that elitist, neckbeard tirade. But how do you drop that low. Its been 4 years and ever since i climbed from bronze to gold, i haven't been
placed in bronze. S3, i was silver 5 with more losses than wins, but i couldnt drop (because it was literally made like that).

doesnt your mmr, have to be like waaaaay below, or what?

>>162946302
still good on jayce
but yeah the item is trash I agree

>>162952117
>>162952846
Why do we have fucking LAMB posters but we don't have anyone waifuposting and being autistic about Taliyah???? Or Quinn or Karma

first time shaco do i go AP or AD

I NEED TO KNOW

>>162953382
AP

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>Get the most CS every single game
>Get the best KDA every single game (Often double digits to below five.)
>Always make sure to trade objectives when the enemy team is putting too much pressure somewhere else.
>Never rage at my team.
>Play champions that are easy to stomp with and have very high winrates. Stick to a few solid picks that I know well and are good in almost every team comp.
>Play mechanically better than everyone I fight.
>Litter the map with wards constantly.
>Use high level gank paths and knowledge of where the enemy jungler is.
>Still stuck in Bronze because the 20% of games that I lose anyways makes me want to kill myself.

Send help.

Midjight; the cold winter chill creeps through you as your feet shuffle through the heavy snow.The darkness of twilight proves your downfall as a wooden bolt pierces your chest from the blackness beyond your line of sight. You're knocked off your feet and onto your back as you begin to panic. Instinctively, you turn over and try to crawl away in a haste, but your attempt is swiftly stopped as another bolt is fired from afar and pins your hand firmly onto the ground.A rich scarlet stains the once white snow as tears fall from your face and sobs escape your mouth. You hear footsteps trudging through the frost and peek behind you, fear overwhelming you as piss fills your pants at the sight of your tormentor.A woman dressed in black, the moonlight gleaming from her glasses as she points a miniature crossbow at you.You feebly hold your good hand in front of your face in a sad attempt at protection as you beg her to stop her assault. She simply stares at you, aims, and then finally, fires. The bolt flys through the night and pierces through your right eyeball, skewering through the gooey organ before finding a new home at the center of your brain. The woman admires her handiwork for a moment, your motionless form staining the snow underneath you red. With a click of her tongue and reloading of her bow, the woman walks away from your corpse, back into the night from where she came.

>>162952071
>>162952554
Immaterial Girl used to be my favorite doto until I learned everyone else liked her too and she was fotm shit.

>>162953412
stop getting so mad

find inner peace

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>first time playing vg vs vg
>expect a fun custom game
>everyone tryharding like its ranked

i dont think i wanna play anymore of these :^(

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>win promos
>0 points
>play another game why not
>retard cuck get his secondary role, as adc
>asks for trading with our mid
>our mid doesn't even respond him
>he gets mad and picks annie adc
>me myself, pick aatrox ap with cleanse and smite
>I will you give you motherfuckers a chance do dodge
>they don't
>game loads
>make sure to play 3 minutes so they can't remake
>log out
this cuck ass game only bans for shit talking anyway

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