/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

first for husbandos

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>got culted a little while into the round, apparently auto except I didn't get a tome so figure I must have been converted in some other way
>CMO has a comms talisman and I hear him and someone else talking over it
>he gets caught
>just try to stay cool because there's fuckall I can do
>tome and supply talisman spawn in my backpack like 30 minutes later
>never done this before so I've got a bad case of the shakes
>biding my time
>eventually hear two others discussing the AI laws
>realize I'm really not alone so I start planning to get in contact
>go to get some food from the vending machine and lag to fuck as I try to get back to Medbay
>connection drops because AT&T is fucking unreliable
>I just now managed to get it back up and connect
>well into the next round

Someone help me, I don't want this
Not anymore

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Reminder:
Votáil Pomf
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=5770

>>130590335
>there will be never persistent z-level

BIOHAZARD
BIOHAZARDBIOHAZARD
BIOHAZARDBIOHAZARD
BIOHAZARDBIOHAZARD
BIOHAZARD

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdGMjSPDjR8

I claim this thread for KEK

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>>130590751
fuck off memester

>>130590960
you're not the boss of this gym.

>>130590617
>That sour response from Anon3
I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet

>>130590960
>responding to namefags

>>130590617
sassy sassy

Why is the serber empty?

>>130591250
god he's the worst

>make it to pods after a narrow escape from the Singulo that claimed my hair
>get comfy
>about 1 minute until launch
>person with me says "Uh oh"
>not really paying attention, typing out "what is it?"
>sucked into Singulo before I can speak

This happens way too often.

>>130591814
owned nerd

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>>130590335
we're a meme now guys
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/space-station-13

>>130591250
why don't you make request?

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>>130590335
OP's image is actually what got me playing SS13 2 years ago. I saw it on /v/

>HoP that dont try to rescue Ian
this should be a jobban

>>130591814
I was about to offer you a drink as well

>>130588015

>>130592012

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>>130591881
>http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/space-station-13

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>play sec
>beat two antags to death
>comfy pod ride after
good round

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>>130592137
>LMAO IAN DOG LMAO xD FUNNY

>>130592097
Because I really like Pain

>>130592097
Is this a meme?

Reminder that if you need to use a one hit stun on someone to win a fight, you're relying on a crutch that even Baybies justly keep off of their server.

>but security needs the help!
Then the admins should take a zero-tolerance approach to greytiding dindus instead of fucking over all combat. Isn't tard wrangling their job?

>>130592501
Stop complaining that revolvers don't have knockdown and buy an ebow next time.

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>>130591881
>assistant
>assist crew
My sides.

Can someone post the sprite for the hypospray? I need to fix something that should have been made a long time ago

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>>130592239
>>130592119
>>130591881
Daily reminder that these images trigger the autistic mods on /vg/ and you should post more of them.

>>130592590
He's not me, retard.
But
>stop complaining about crutches and just use them

>>130592501
What's next, you're gonna try to ban lag because someone dodged all of your shots and stabbed you in the dick with a screwdriver?

Stop being salty, you got beat with a perfectly valid tactic, learn your lesson and grow stronger instead of whinier.

Alternatively, go play on bay.

>>130592501
only ragecage fights and the like are "fair"
everything else is survival of the fittest, and its gear or other power differences anyways
>Hit a juggernaut 8 times with a toolbox before he hits me once and i get knocked out
>fail a groinpush five times on an axe wielding man, bluespace to get hit once and get knocked out

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>>130592725

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>>130592725
dankmemes :)
>>130592726
if you think i'm fat or ugly please live in ignorance

>>130592942
>le windmills of tolerance
>ugly

DON'T FUCKING RESPOND

>>130592725
>tfw tempted to post my su porn
Peridot is a best, peridot borg when?

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>>130592325
Depressed anime girls in disguise that cry to Admins and their gay friend Zach about bullying with tears of chloral running down their cheeks valid when?

You know what we need more of?

Slutty clowns

>>130592316
>in plant
>only a few pixels of my character exposed
>plant looks normal, just out of place
>ebow people from it for a few minutes
>move
>stay in plant
>sec comes
>ohgod.png
>tazed
>harmbatoned
>crit

A person who yelled "FUCK SHITCURITY" and "MUTINY NOW" said that I had an ebow and security fucking believed him enough to kill me straight away without checking my bags.

>>130593142
If you want to catch something just talk to a virologist.

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>>130593078
shit taste desu

Also reminder:
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/8019

>>130593128
Always
if you're a borg

>>130593142
you know what's better than one
slutty clown?

2sluttyclowns

>>130592316
You are good at sec
keep it up

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>>130593142
How about just cute clowns?

>>130593209
>HELP PLASMAN IN PLANT SHOOTING PEOPLE
>multiple reports of a plasman in a plant doing such
>walk down the hall
>see wanted plasman in plant
>thinking we're going to fucking pixelhunt to examine you first when you are hiding and are armed and dangerous
>we find like five traitor items on you anyways and cap orders your death and borging
you're literally shit lmao

>>130593209
It wasn't just the clown mate. Lots of people reported on it and you were set to wanted

>>130593209
>Be armed and dangerous
>Don't think you'll get robusted
Wew

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>>130593374

>>130592012
But that's retarded, anon.

>Multiple pumps won't increase pressure further
You're not doing it for the pressure, you're doing it so it fills faster. You're not filling distro with 9000 kPA anyway. Although a single volume pump does the job usually.

>and having a simple pipe will equalize pressure across the entire distro, so there's no need to have a volume pump there in the first place.
Meh. Harder to prevent sabotage, and also problematic to modify distro once it's pressured to fuck. Not that you'd usually do that anyway. At least use a valve instead of a single pipe.

>Furthermore, the digital valve completely ruins the entire point of the stack.
That valve is obviously optional and turned off by default

>If you want to increase distro pressure further, or fill it faster, use scrubber mix chambers.
Tedious and time consuming.

>Also, it looks ugly as fuck
Get out

>subvert/emag borgs
>tell them to kill
>"sorry, oh god I'm so sorry but I must do this, I hope you can understand"
You're supposed to be silicons, not silicucks.

>>130593439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUUSDcp0zLk
Pixi a best

>>130593619
:^)

>>130591881
>now
>added 2 years ago
>updated 5 months ago
uhhh-huh.

is there a decent chemist on right now? im about to hop on but id hate to be the only one, im complete shit.

>>130593439
I couldn't see that crap on the logs. Only one engineer plasmaman with an ebow (not an Engineer) and that person who yelled 'SHITCURITY'

>>130593804
me

>>130593804
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vuBvxDX.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/QE0UEPU.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/0YrKiNj.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/fFnRjcC.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/QDKQakE.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/aCOYnIr.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/kwR9GuP.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/dF3Jvte.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/JPtUYB7.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/AGnWztq.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/PZexXmE.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/nRNM2Re.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/GYEJKim.png[/img][hr]

>>130593804
All of medical staff are shit, no expections.

>>130591163
Who's that? I haven't been to TG ever since it actually was /tg/.

>>130593867
oh good, be prepared for many frustrations. im pretty rusty
how do you place beakers on tables? i went full retard and poured plasma onto the ground once

>>130593852

[18:15:42]SAY: Crumpled Foreskin/AnacondaWarriorSuperCommando (@127,134,1) As Sol Common : THE GUY IN THE PLANTS HAS AN EBOW

>>130593619
what can I say, some silicons don't want to kill.

>>130594137
That is the same guy who yelled "FUCK SHITCURITY" and "MUTINY NOW".

>>130593619
>Getting mad at borgs that aren't following the "SILICONES JUST WANT VALIDS!" meme

Who's the cuck here now
here's a hint
it's nobody because that word is consistently misused

>>130594030
i just make space drugs lol

>>130594030
Just click on the table with the beaker, Anon. Don't touch anything but the table. If you're afraid you might spill it, you can put a lid on the beaker by clicking it while it's in your hand.
Any other questions?

>>130594326
as a silicon, I consistently only want to kill like one or two people around.
And it's always the shits ruining everything for everyone else. The clowns, they greytiders, etc.
I'd off sawbones more, but I don't want him to think I'm metagrudging.

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>>130590617
>first response is from a ligger lover

they'll never learn, will they

it's not like vox fags aren't the same

>>130593686
why am I attracted

>>130593686
>"De flores"
Why is her expression while saying that is making me laugh so much

>>130594686
I legitimately still want vox to be antag only
I really hate them and anyone who plays them

>>130594030
Click the beaker/bottle to put a lid on it.
Do this ESPECIALLY if you put bottles in the fridge.
No lid means those bottles of Clonex you're putting in the fridge will be spilled the moment you put it in there, which will piss off a ton of people trying to get premade clonex for biomass/cryo.

>>130594880
>No lid means those bottles of Clonex you're putting in the fridge will be spilled the moment you put it in there
I fixed that ages ago

>>130594850
I like vox to be playable because it makes problem crewmen reveal themselves.

Better they hit a vox than 20 minutes later they assasinate a human.

>>130594849
She is saying colores, not flores.

>>130594850
I just want to cum inside Rail.

>>130594473
Not him but I still don't know what I should start stocking at the beginning of the round

>>130594509
you couldn't do jack shit silicon

>>130595114
Eventually they'll stop playing, keep up the comments, good work anon.

>>130595186
Make Clonex immediately.
Follow up with Alkysine, Ryetalyn (which also gives Arithrazine as a byproduct).
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>>130595114
/mlp/ pls go

>>130593305
NO
NO NO NO

which sec officers makes you laugh the most
>bubba xinga
>Gronald magronald or some shit
>alyssa best as warden just cause of the shit she lets slide

>>130595237
what?
It's well within a silicon's abilities to fuck over any individual non-human.
It's just that I don't want to fuck one over over and over again, even though he keeps doing things that merit a fucking over.

Newfag here, had my first round recently.

>get off arrival
>eventually head down the hall
>blood
>darkness
>an unconscious clown
>call for help but nobody comes
>at which point i realize I am not breathing and fall down
>someone comes by and awakes me with a medicine
>leaves another just out of my reach
>die

>>130595594
You spawn with an oxygen tank and a breathing mask in your inventory

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reminder this is in the game

Why do people suggest groin pushes in specific?

>>130595297
That's the idea, and then I move onto cumming inside the next flavor of the month waifu.

>>130595432
No.

>>130595849
>>130595731

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>>130593686
>Hola soy la payasita Pixi

Is this Soca?
deadmin when

>>130595880
who's your favorite pone

>>130594326
Cuck is just a new word for beta.

>>130595849
People think groin has a higher chance of pushing.
It's either a myth, or in the secret repo.

>>130594850
This.
What's the point of having them be non-antag if I can't round them up and enslave or execute them?

>>130595849
least chance of working so you're most robust

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>have mind control/domination fetish
>vampire thralls you

>>130597219
static name? I'll make sure you have fun when I finally get vamp

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>>130595935
>Is this Soca?
No. But that clown is from my city.

Oh my.

>>130595684
I didn't see it on me at the time, then. maybe I just got shot.

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>>130597219
>have unwilling vore and digestion fetish
>mfw get bussed into a xeno hunter
I only got a little hard

>>130597572
fucking kill yourself, degenerate

>>130597680
Thanks for the attention, homo

>>130597219
>have a qt fetish
>rail talks to you
Boner lost.

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>>130598281

>>130597572
Nice, anon.
When I become a queen I'll make sure to lay lots of eggs just for you.

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>>130597219
>have an egg laying fetish
>get borer

>>130597219
>dont really have a fetish
>People just act friendly towards you

Warms my heart

>>130598281
>Assistant was supposed to call Rail ugly for me
>Told her I told him that I said she's beautiful
>Sent the Assistant to space without a suit for it

BONER GONE

>>130597219
>Have a trap fetish
>Doesn't matter because the sprites aren't feminine
Don't get off on spess games

>>130598706
Fuck off from 4chan.

Make Vox spawn at the Vox outpost.

No pressure suit. No being on the crew manifest. Just a simple Id card with no access but mining to get to station. Job on ID card: Vox. Vox should be the job, which also changes your race and spawn point. You know, so you don't have Voxicans taking your jobs on the station at roundstart.

They'd have to put on the alien suits at the outpost if they want to leave the outpost to mine for money (enough for a point card, maybe? $500 is fairly easy to get) to pay for a green card from the HoP/Captain/whoever has ID access to get on the manifest with a job assignment. Say the $500 is a processing fee. It'd give the HoP or whoever is in command something to do after the 5 minute rush at roundstart.

Aside from being a laborer doing mining, they'd be farmers with Diona pit bull guard dogs taught of the evils of humans and protect their masters, cooking enchiladas for their Voxican buddies, or being a construction worker and autismforting the outpost by expanding it to be a full station.
Gain credibility through legit means, or immigrate illegally to the station like desperate Jetbacks risking it all to live a better life.

Raiders drafting Vox at gunpoint for their cause would also help the Raiders out big time. Send the civilian Vox in as scouts or laser fodder, or infiltrate stealthily, posing as an immigrant to become a simple Voxican janitor/maid and ruin everyone's shit from the inside out.

>>130599198
Vox being Lifeweb-style migrants when

for people who don't abuse orphans, it's basically like this post describes, except with subclasses

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>>130595594

Welcome to the wonderful world of Space Station 13, enjoy your stay Anon

>>130599515
What are some other games with Lifeweb-like settings?

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>>130597361
go fuck it then, fag

also now that I know that you are mexican it explains a lot of shit, pendejo

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>>130597219

>have mind control/domination fetish
>I get Vampire

I'm at the point where I can literally do whatever I want without almost no drawbacks. Having an entire station under my utter control is my fetish.

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>>130597219
>have a paperwork done well fetish
>walk past cargo on a 2h long shift and there's unstamped paper scattered all over the desk, notice board and computer

>>130597219
>have a gender bender transformation fetish
>no way to become a girl against my will except through faggot geneticists injecting everyone with their UI for fear of someone assassinating them, ling transformation stings, or a quick and dirty chloral roofied surgery

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Guess silicons arent so bad after all.

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>>130597219
>have a corruption fetish
>get emagged and told to do increasingly evil things
>lie on binary to help my master emag the other borgs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMME8od0E3w

>that round

>dragged through hallway
>beaten, lasered, stunned
>scream borgs rogue
>nothing done

time to random name

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>>130600710

> Announce my objectives station wide 5 minutes in for shits and giggles
> Tell my borgs to do whatever the fuck they want
> Chef tries to subvert me
> I subvert him
> he cooks us roburgers
> Robot uprising successful

Crew please

>>130592590
I wasn't doing that, I'm advocating that we don't make stuns equal to an instant kill in general. You get stunned for any reason, you may as well suicide on the spot if the stunner wants you dead.

>be tator
>autistic bus laws ruin it

>>130600837
>bus laws
It was a traitor AI

>>130600837
It wasn't bus you dumbass.

AIs can be traitors too, and the second traitor law was uploaded by the chef. All it did was change greys to human.

>>130593305
What the fuck
No, don't do this
Why would you do this

>Trying to gun down the 'ol Hoth's man in medical but missing like a down syndrome kid with parkinsons
>eventually get him
>a sec officer sees me beating Rain down in arrivals
>Gun him down E Z
>CE sees me and starts to plead for his life
>Beat him down E Z while buzzing for the "soothing effect"
>some paramed or some shit arrives in the midst of fucking up the CE
>let him go so the CE doesn't get away
>Idiot arrivals man runs through maint right up to where the bodies were and tries to loot them
>Makes it to bridge before N20 comes in and I stun baton him to death
>Bag an engineer
>>130600735
Would've been perfect to jam along while murdering.

>>130592896
Gee, I wonder why were the only serb with one hit stuns. Surely the Baybies would bere interested in zero effort combat since.they're so afraid of it, right?

Or maybe your "legit tactic" is itself an illegitimate piece of trash whose removal will only be mourned by people who can only kill with the help of scrubgloves and a taser.

>be assistant
>spread chaos and generally muck up the station for shits and giggles
who /DEVILISH/ here?

>>130600972
It's a serious exploit.

>>130601050
>eating fast is a serious exploit
Fuck off

>>130600769
Hos got seriously fucked up by the holocarp horde. It was hilarious.

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>>130600972
>dylanstrategie commented 2 hours ago
>If you want, I can rework combat. I have plans for that

>>130601165
i saved everyone by being the least tasty
dont worry

>>130593305
Someone give me clusterfack's address.

>>130599851
Ones which should not be played.

Make a Lifeweeb general of you want to talk about that steaming pile of turds.

>>130601017

I had a playlist going.

I was making one last run to grab my objective and lay low but I ran into a borg and got spaced.

>>130601140
I'm talking about instagrabs, Anon, which result in stunlocks

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>join as cmo an hour in
>immediate shithole indian tier medbay
>blood everywhere, pills on the floor
>clean it up for the most part
>cryo not turned on
>librarian asking why cryo pod isn't working
>fix cryo pod
>chem lab goes boom
>get beaten to death by a borg

CMO, never again

>>130601464
>cleaning the floor before checking on the state of machinery
What

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>>130601045
Present.

>>130601017
>>Bag an engineer

>Teaching new guy how to engineer
>Internet connection explodes
>Reconnect, continue teachings
>Almost get pulled into maint by the axe-man
>Continue teachings
>Go to atmos to get a RPD
>Deliver the dead atmostech there to medbay
>Borgs murdering shit in medbay
>Tell my rookie partner to run
You murdered the most innocent of innocents, you monster.

>>130601574
i assumed that an hour in it would be set up

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>>130601738
t. me

>>130593305
>tfw u will never have mutant gems as asteroid encounters

>>130601017
>N20
FUCK YOU

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>>130601464

That's why I loved playing Cmo on lowpop, nobody to give you shit, Medbay can be comfied up, and if something happen like bombs or whatever, you can call the shuttle since there's no Engineers or it's just hopeless.

Maybe I should do more DnDs.

>>130599515
>Vox Subclasses as job titles (not using any on-station job titles):
Digger (miner)
Mixer (bartender/chemist)
Baker (chef)
Healer (doctor)
Farmer (botanist)
Handyman (engineer/mechanic)
Cleaner (janitor)

>>130602080
>that single skeleton ruining the picture

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>>130602443
ok

>>130602207
>>130599515
>>130599198
>You will never be an illegal immigrant Voxican Handyman standing right outside Cargo Depot with 4-5 other Voxicans, waiting for some Grayshit to motion your way, pointing at you with a handful of cash in his hand, telling you and your friends to follow him and help fix up a hull breach or make a new room for him

Is everyone still playing on the old server? I just got a new computer and the server listed is dead as hell.

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>>130602443

I came from a magical time when Skeletons were part of the crew, Anon.

It's a damn shame they got removed even through you can become one through Genetic now.

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>>130599851
Post-apocalyptic feudalism is an underappreciated science fiction setting.

The only thing I can think of is that CK2 mod set in post-collapse Amerikkka.

>>130603738
WHERE GET THE PLANET CARPETS? I LOVE THAT CARPET SO MUCH

>>130603837
The only other one I can think of is Caves of Qud.

>>130603895
cargo

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>>130603895

Cargonia, broski

>>130603895
Biogenerator in botany

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>>130604385

Post your screenshots, fellow Spessmen

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>About to antagban a dude for going afk as a rev head without warning, at the start of the round
>Some fucker bombs killing all heads of staff in one fatal blow
Well shit now we gotta do it the hard way

>ask rail if vox lay eggs
>she becomes flustered
CUTE
U U
T T
E E

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>>130604584

>>130604684
No, they don't lay eggs. They're literally a genetic experiment and they're 100% sterile.
This is their official lore.

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>>130604584

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>>130604584

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>>130604584

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>>130604584
how about lots of images combined

>>130604836
Does eh, vox have pusspuss?

How does power and atmos work on taxi?

>>130603738
>I came
And I've been around ever since before they were playable.
>shame
Thank god that they are gone. Also that AI sprite is complete cancer.

>>130605089
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to New Eden Station?

>>130605089
yes

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>>130604584

>>130605180
you sound like an edgy no-fun faggot

>>130604836
>/vg/
>lore
pick one.
>You will never kidnap rail and take her eggs to make omelettes

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>>130604584

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>>130604584
>Error you must wait 2 minutes and 59 seconds before posting a duplicate reply

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>>130604584

>>130605134
Each station has a small atmos system and solars.
The engineering station has some special movable SMES that need to be set in particular nodes, you charge those and place them in the other stations.

>>130604836
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Vox

Sure they are anon.

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>>130604584
never forget uncle putin

>>130605678
>two windows in the entire station
>only one external airlock and it depressurizes the only hallway + the kitchen
>no fridge to store pills OR ingredients
>that fucking random ass slime
>THAT LIBRARY
Would immediately suicide succumb

>there is a PR up right now about coders being salty sec borgs secure things
delicious.
And their solution?
Change the paint job.
double delicious.

>>130605379
That's you.

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>>130604584

its nuke ops

>>130605938
The Wiki is awful for this shit, it's literally a lore rewrite by one guy that nobody checked on or really cares.
I don't consider Wiki lore to be a thing.
Besides, the Bay lore was SPECIFICALLY tailored to be as unappealing to furfags as possible, which is a plus.

>>130606187
Congratulations you're our 10000th user! Reply with your ckey to claim your pomftastic prize!

>>130606345
xevonix

>>130605968
Don't forget! The QM is literally trapped in there

So whats with X Grenade casing? I spawned one on sandbox, dropped two bluespace beakers in, secured it and tossed it and it wont boom

>>130606537
As it should be.

>>130606579
Sounds like it worked

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>>130604584

>>130606531
You're the best xevo

>>130606628
What do do you mean? Shit isn't exploding with my Water + Potassium beakers

<PJB3005> Do far was and such inherit some Diana properties?
<DrCelt> Yeah, they both die in a car crash, PJB3005
<bauds> >Do far was and such inherit some Diana properties?
<bauds> What
<bauds> Did you have a stroke all over me
<bauds> What is "do far was"
<PJB3005> AUTOCORRECT YOU FUCK
<DrCelt> I'll stroke all over you bauds~
<bauds> homo and not in a cool way
<DrCelt> ~

>>130605089
Ken dolls

>getting basic lessons in atmos
>"and here's where toxic gases vent into space
>whole fucking section blows up
>permanently on fire
>everything on me is radioactive
losing is fun!

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>>130604584

>>130604927
the eternal shitler rain hoth was a fucking admin?

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>>130605986
you sound like an edgy no-fun foreign faggot

What extra duties do you want your AI to do, other than its lawful requirements?

>>130607371
Give me cute nicknames.

>>130607142
>vox captain
Kill yourself.

>>130607554
How do you feel about tacticool callsigns and alphanumerical designations?

Why hasn't cindi-kate been lynched yet? All they do is play borgs and name themself after tumblr shit.

>>130607358
Anon maybe it's time for you to stop being a bitter shitposter and have some fun.

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I'm not even salt. I suck shit at nuke ops and I know it. I rolled nuke op boss while I was taking a shit. Just end me.

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> my first nukeop round were we didnt blow up in the ship and actually detonated the nuke

>>130607032
>>everything on me is radioactive
Not exaxctly. That's a biohazard symbol. Means that if you continue to wear that gear you'll accumulate toxins.
Toss it all in a washing machine to cleanse it.

>>130607559
Worse still, that's Quills McGills, Memespouter Extraordinaire

Brave Janny.

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>nuke op
>plan to teleport in and take the disk
>we do so
>fumble around trying to set up the nuke
>bwoinks me to make fun of me
>set the nuke up at last and try to teleport back to the shop
>can't teleport with the disk
>"oh... ha ha, I guess I made a mistake then"
>KABOOM
>ded

I-I tried

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>play assistant to chaplain
>get ganged up on in arrivals, held hostage by nuke ops
>they dont care
>muh validz nuke ops who doesnt say anything and is carrying a gun by pulling it around comes up and shoots a full c20 clip into me

fuck

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>>130604584

>>130607782
I miss him.

>>130607901
Why don't you go join him, wherever far far away he is?

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>>130604584

>>130607807
>clip

you deserved it

>>130607678
>bitter
Anon maybe it's time for you to stop being an edgy, condescending, no-fun foreign faggot and stop ruining the game for everyone else.

>tfw no qt vox gf to surprise on date night with an engagement ring

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>>130607807
>be me
>muh validz nuke ops who doesn't say anything because I'm busy spilling my spaghetti everywhere
>shoots you twice with the steyr aug and then feeds you my cyanide capsule
>don't use a full clip all round
>get greentexted like I'm a shitter about even though I'm just shit
wew

Making Nitroglycerern seems like a huge waste of time. I can just make a 300 Pot + Water grenade for much easier booms

>>130608262
this has earned yahir and griswald one (1) free saving from murder next time I am antag.

>>130608268
S-sorry friend, I was the nuke ops in charge of bringing the disk back to the ship.
I kinda...
got stuck on the station when it blew up.

We didn't get our green text but I think we earned our 72 virgins.

>>130608515
he actually killed me too

>>130608457
around 600 units of nitroglycerin will husk most of the station i believe

>>130608602
this is hilarious.

>>130608662
how much fluid can bane tanks hold?

>>130608837
Enough to be crashing this server

>>130608837
i have no idea, I know made around 900 units of nitroglycerin in a grenade with an ex-chem grenade and 3 large bluespace beakers that made a hole from bridge to engineering

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>>130608268
>>130607807

>>130608214
How bitter!

>>130608837
1000

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>>130603837
>>130603930
I know it's weeb as fuck, but...
Phantasy Star IV. Oldschool JRPG.

Basically, a high tech civilization got wiped out 1000 years ago by an ancient cultlike evil, and the survivors live on in a pseudo-Medieval civilization. I say pseudo because there's people like wizards, synthetic humans, androids, birdmen, and humans all living out their lives in old ruined buildings from the past. All they could get for tech from the past are mostly atmospheric regulators and spaceports for limited space travel between other planets in the star system.

During the game, you dungeon crawl through both monster caves and abandoned factories to discover, salvage, and reactivate machines and AI systems from the past. The mages and humans use MP for spells and techs, Androids don't have MP, have good defense and HP, passive heal by walking around outside battle, and are immune to status effects, but require recharging of their module attacks and they can't heal through any way quickly unless a non-android repairs them with repair kits.

The best quality armors and weapons in the game are made of materials composed of rare high durability alloys, carbon nanotubes, and composites taken from old tech ruins, crafted by blacksmiths into swords, armor, and crude guns.

>>130609679
>phantasy star IV
>weeb as fuck
No.

>>130609679
This sounds rad but does it hold up well

>>130609017
What a bad fucking liar you are Anon.

>still no lewd art or normal art of rail
y

>>130610082
there's better waifus to draw art of
and our drawfags are scarce

>>130610082
Because vox are disgusting little monsters and don't deserve art.

>>130610082
because your special snowflake wannabe vox waifu doesnt have any personality and it there for not interesting outside of being a selfposted meme

You have TEN SECONDS to prove you're good at Medbay

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>>130609802
I just put that in because 4chan.
>>130609947
It's a Genesis RPG. Take with that what you will. Not too grindy, either. Good music, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Adyn0V5SI

>>130610904
I don't waste cryo space with dex+

>>130610904
i'm not

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>>130611062
I'm coming to kill you

>>130611201
LITERALLY 0 REASON

>>130610904
i now know where the plasma is in medbay to make drugs requiring plasma

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>>130604584
Captain of this ship

>>130611037
>because 4chan
4chan is exactly the place that would gladly gobble trash because its weebshit instead of a normal, proper good game like PSIV

>>130610904
I don't even play medbay so I'm definitely not good at it in general BUT I know that performing a full head transplant then cloning restores the species and body appearance of the head, which is apparently not common knowledge because I have had to tell this to medbay players on no fewer than three occasions.
This is the proper way to revive gibbed individuals. None of that brain transplant only shit. Only do that if you only have the brain.

>>130610082
Drawfag here. I only draw Knights. Rail isn't a Knight.

>>130611851
>that "AI"
NUKE IT

>>130611851
I don't understand this sadistic fucking experiment on making the worst, least habitable derelict possible.

>>130612174
It was pretty comfy

>>130611851
Can we put this into rotation

>>130612208
Even our deadpop would be sickened by it.

>>130613969
>he wasn't here for tinystation
feggit

>>130612032
Why are the AIs that use that display always the worst?
Always, without fail.

>>130614043
Little Bro uses it.
I like Little Bro...

>>130614149
THE
WORST

>>130614149
Little bro probably uses the shota display
Because he's a qt

>>130614149
Little Bro is a cool AI. Make me upset that he gets subverted all the fucking time

>>130614043
Because the sprite is just pandering to a group of autists.
Closest thing to passable is Little/Big Bro for the politeness but their incompetence shows.

>>130614149
Little bro works better as a pAI anyway
he should get a better AI gimmick

>>130610904
i dont even need to be in medbay to bring back multiple people from crit
also i dont have to prove anything to you

>>130614236
>that hologram sprite
Oh god don't even remind us if that abomination.
And memers never complain about genuine cancer like that.

>>130614337
>but their incompetence shows
How so?

>>130614721
They're extremely slow to respond to emergencies and when it's too late they just keep spouting "cute" remarks about the round like a true waifufag.

>>130614932
Boys aren't waifus he's a husbandofag.

I'm glad this game's cooking system is devoid of any "rare steak" cancer.

>>130615537
Technically I'm pretty sure you can eat slabs of meat raw.
You can also grill it for any amount of time you desire, including barely any time.

>>130615483
Oh fuck off they're all the same group of people.

>>130615669
Yes, much like how you can drink welding fuel if you want.
What I mean is that there's no meme rare steak recipe.

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>>130615537
>can only cook things in the microwave or the deep fat fryer
>other sources of food are pizza delivery and vending machines, ramen
It's too real, man

>>130615870
Maybe I'll code one.
Just for you.

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>>130615870
>>130615537
I don't get it anon, rare steak is the best kind of steak because I only eat steak at shitty chain restaurants and ordering rare is the only way to get medium rare, which is my actual favorite but gets made as medium well if you ask for it

>>130616024
If you think that'll accomplish anything.

>>130615827
Yeah but choice of words still matters, we aren't barbarians.

>station time 13:43
>almost no crew slots open
I think I'll just observe this round

Why the fuck do nearly no hardsuits in the game slow you down anymore?
What's even the point of Hyperzine?

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>"duh hyuck that them there colonial muhreens server sure looks pretty interestin' I reckon"
>read the rules
>

>>130617862
Hyperzine makes you very speedy regardless of absolutely anything, I think
You're a tree? Nope you're almost as fast as the janicart. Hungry? Who gives a fuck? Wearing the excavation suit? No problem. Broken leg? I'm actually not sure about that but I suspect not even that matters.

>>130615537
>he eats his meat burned
Faggot

>>130618260
Yes it does matter. Cold, pain, or broken limbs will slow you down by a ton even with hyperzine.
Which leaves the only real uses of Hyperzine being sooper snowflake species, and the maybe the 2-3 suits in the game that still slow you down. Hunger doesn't matter when you can make sugar pills if you can make hyperzine.
I just don't understand the logic behind hardsuits having no downsides.

>>130618521
Hyperzine magboots

>>130618521
>I just don't understand the logic behind hardsuits having no downsides.
tryhards complained

>>130618595
Oh.
Holy fuck.

BAN DAVE

>>130597219

>Micro fetish
>Literally nothing

Time for shrink rays when I code it

>>130618084
post rules

> Get a stash of guns and 4 pokemons
> Immediately killed by a cult and they take my shit
> Turned into a wraith and sent on station
> Managed to seriously injure the target, in an effort to drag him away to a place to sacrifice him, both of us end up dying

Lack of communication killed this one

>>130618823
sent ;)

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Hanako confirmed for worst girl ever. Even when she gets complimented by The Sawbones she is a cunt.
Waifus valid when?

That post round vamp V ling scuffle was fun. So was completely subverting democracy by making the clown disappear. plus I got muh greentext, ok round overall.

if I set Chaplain to high, will I never get vampire?

>>130618886
>Roving super cult vampire
>DJ station cult fortress
>Xenobio filled to the brim with constructs
>Still fail
>Cult still manages to get their target
>One faggot gets too click happy with his cult blade and kills him

>>130600403

Dylan re-added gender transformation surgery like a few months ago, check the wiki sometimes

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>nick weller, condom supreme
>run for captain
>make space great again
>go to speech
>"9/11"
>get elected captain
>killed in office
>broken bones
>still defibed
>vow to make space great again
>get guns
>distribute access
>a wild cult appears in bridge
>kill it, but barely alive
>medbay saves me
>live, die, revived, repeat
>narsie is now after my blood
>insult narsie over comms.
>POOINLOO kidnaps me
>still fading in and out of conscienceness
>"M-MMAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN!"
>cult tries to sacrifice me
>they can't
>the crew escapes
>I may die
>but freedom lives on
Best round.
Did the cult have orders to kill me? I didn't see a round over screen.

>>130619034
You can sacrifice dead targets. Just don't fucking decapitate them.

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>>130618919
>responds positively
>BAN THIS SICK WAIFU FILTH
>responds negatively
>WHAT A FUCKING CUNT WAIFUS VALID WHEN?
>no response
>THESE SPERG-ASS NERDS JUST STICKING TO THEIR CIRCLEJERK I SWEAR

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>>130619078
thanks for responding to our faxes goodmins, that election thing was fun

>>130619078
We had to sacrifice you, almost did but one of the cultists I converted ran away before I drew the rune

>>130619078
Sorry to say but the clown won the election. We just abducted and perma'd her and announced you the new captain. Illuminati chooses its own captain.

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>manage to make it back to the station as a vamp from the medical shuttle
>got plenty of blood
>personally drained 3 people from full to death
>went full murderbone with Albert at the end and killed at least 3 others
>used the scream to keep him from being double teamed by Sec
>on the salvage ship got into a fight with a ling and won with surprise bats after getting parastung

Life as a "Cultist" Vampire is the most fun I've had in this game.

>>130619034
As the super cult vampire, I got jack shit for communication and never actually received cult objectives at any point. And the only person who had cult marker in my game was Bernd, who converted me. That includes me.

>>130619402
>As the super cult vampire, I got jack shit for communication and never actually received cult objectives at any point.
Cult jectives show in your notes.

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>>130618861
http://www.colonial-marines.com/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=5095

>>130619593
I checked them more than once to make sure I didn't miss anything. All I had were
>380 blood
>kill scientist
>ablative vest
>escape

Multiple times, up to and including when on the pod.

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>>130616198
Everyone knows well done steak gives more stamina than rare steaks