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>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
>got culted a little while into the round, apparently auto except I didn't get a tome so figure I must have been converted in some other way
>CMO has a comms talisman and I hear him and someone else talking over it
>he gets caught
>just try to stay cool because there's fuckall I can do
>tome and supply talisman spawn in my backpack like 30 minutes later
>never done this before so I've got a bad case of the shakes
>biding my time
>eventually hear two others discussing the AI laws
>realize I'm really not alone so I start planning to get in contact
>go to get some food from the vending machine and lag to fuck as I try to get back to Medbay
>connection drops because AT&T is fucking unreliable
>I just now managed to get it back up and connect
>well into the next round
I claim this thread for KEK
>make it to pods after a narrow escape from the Singulo that claimed my hair
>about 1 minute until launch
>person with me says "Uh oh"
>not really paying attention, typing out "what is it?"
>sucked into Singulo before I can speak
This happens way too often.
we're a meme now guys
OP's image is actually what got me playing SS13 2 years ago. I saw it on /v/
>beat two antags to death
>comfy pod ride after
>LMAO IAN DOG LMAO xD FUNNY
Reminder that if you need to use a one hit stun on someone to win a fight, you're relying on a crutch that even Baybies justly keep off of their server.
>but security needs the help!
Then the admins should take a zero-tolerance approach to greytiding dindus instead of fucking over all combat. Isn't tard wrangling their job?
Daily reminder that these images trigger the autistic mods on /vg/ and you should post more of them.
What's next, you're gonna try to ban lag because someone dodged all of your shots and stabbed you in the dick with a screwdriver?
Stop being salty, you got beat with a perfectly valid tactic, learn your lesson and grow stronger instead of whinier.
Alternatively, go play on bay.
only ragecage fights and the like are "fair"
everything else is survival of the fittest, and its gear or other power differences anyways
>Hit a juggernaut 8 times with a toolbox before he hits me once and i get knocked out
>fail a groinpush five times on an axe wielding man, bluespace to get hit once and get knocked out
if you think i'm fat or ugly please live in ignorance
Depressed anime girls in disguise that cry to Admins and their gay friend Zach about bullying with tears of chloral running down their cheeks valid when?
>only a few pixels of my character exposed
>plant looks normal, just out of place
>ebow people from it for a few minutes
>stay in plant
A person who yelled "FUCK SHITCURITY" and "MUTINY NOW" said that I had an ebow and security fucking believed him enough to kill me straight away without checking my bags.
shit taste desu
How about just cute clowns?
>HELP PLASMAN IN PLANT SHOOTING PEOPLE
>multiple reports of a plasman in a plant doing such
>walk down the hall
>see wanted plasman in plant
>thinking we're going to fucking pixelhunt to examine you first when you are hiding and are armed and dangerous
>we find like five traitor items on you anyways and cap orders your death and borging
you're literally shit lmao
But that's retarded, anon.
>Multiple pumps won't increase pressure further
You're not doing it for the pressure, you're doing it so it fills faster. You're not filling distro with 9000 kPA anyway. Although a single volume pump does the job usually.
>and having a simple pipe will equalize pressure across the entire distro, so there's no need to have a volume pump there in the first place.
Meh. Harder to prevent sabotage, and also problematic to modify distro once it's pressured to fuck. Not that you'd usually do that anyway. At least use a valve instead of a single pipe.
>Furthermore, the digital valve completely ruins the entire point of the stack.
That valve is obviously optional and turned off by default
>If you want to increase distro pressure further, or fill it faster, use scrubber mix chambers.
Tedious and time consuming.
>Also, it looks ugly as fuck
Just click on the table with the beaker, Anon. Don't touch anything but the table. If you're afraid you might spill it, you can put a lid on the beaker by clicking it while it's in your hand.
Any other questions?
as a silicon, I consistently only want to kill like one or two people around.
And it's always the shits ruining everything for everyone else. The clowns, they greytiders, etc.
I'd off sawbones more, but I don't want him to think I'm metagrudging.
>first response is from a ligger lover
they'll never learn, will they
it's not like vox fags aren't the same
Click the beaker/bottle to put a lid on it.
Do this ESPECIALLY if you put bottles in the fridge.
No lid means those bottles of Clonex you're putting in the fridge will be spilled the moment you put it in there, which will piss off a ton of people trying to get premade clonex for biomass/cryo.
Make Clonex immediately.
Follow up with Alkysine, Ryetalyn (which also gives Arithrazine as a byproduct).
It's well within a silicon's abilities to fuck over any individual non-human.
It's just that I don't want to fuck one over over and over again, even though he keeps doing things that merit a fucking over.
Newfag here, had my first round recently.
>get off arrival
>eventually head down the hall
>an unconscious clown
>call for help but nobody comes
>at which point i realize I am not breathing and fall down
>someone comes by and awakes me with a medicine
>leaves another just out of my reach
>Hola soy la payasita Pixi
Is this Soca?
>have mind control/domination fetish
>vampire thralls you
>Is this Soca?
But that clown is from my city. Oh my.
>have unwilling vore and digestion fetish
>mfw get bussed into a xeno hunter
I only got a little hard
>have an egg laying fetish
Make Vox spawn at the Vox outpost.
No pressure suit. No being on the crew manifest. Just a simple Id card with no access but mining to get to station. Job on ID card: Vox. Vox should be the job, which also changes your race and spawn point. You know, so you don't have Voxicans taking your jobs on the station at roundstart.
They'd have to put on the alien suits at the outpost if they want to leave the outpost to mine for money (enough for a point card, maybe? $500 is fairly easy to get) to pay for a green card from the HoP/Captain/whoever has ID access to get on the manifest with a job assignment. Say the $500 is a processing fee. It'd give the HoP or whoever is in command something to do after the 5 minute rush at roundstart.
Aside from being a laborer doing mining, they'd be farmers with Diona pit bull guard dogs taught of the evils of humans and protect their masters, cooking enchiladas for their Voxican buddies, or being a construction worker and autismforting the outpost by expanding it to be a full station.
Gain credibility through legit means, or immigrate illegally to the station like desperate Jetbacks risking it all to live a better life.
Raiders drafting Vox at gunpoint for their cause would also help the Raiders out big time. Send the civilian Vox in as scouts or laser fodder, or infiltrate stealthily, posing as an immigrant to become a simple Voxican janitor/
maidand ruin everyone's shit from the inside out.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Space Station 13, enjoy your stay Anon
go fuck it then, fag
also now that I know that you are mexican it explains a lot of shit,
>have mind control/domination fetish
>I get Vampire
I'm at the point where I can literally do whatever I want without almost no drawbacks. Having an entire station under my utter control is my fetish.
>have a paperwork done well fetish
>walk past cargo on a 2h long shift and there's unstamped paper scattered all over the desk, notice board and computer
>have a gender bender transformation fetish
>no way to become a girl against my will except through faggot geneticists injecting everyone with their UI for fear of someone assassinating them, ling transformation stings, or a quick and dirty chloral roofied surgery
Guess silicons arent so bad after all.
>have a corruption fetish
>get emagged and told to do increasingly evil things
>lie on binary to help my master emag the other borgs
> Announce my objectives station wide 5 minutes in for shits and giggles
> Tell my borgs to do whatever the fuck they want
> Chef tries to subvert me
> I subvert him
> he cooks us roburgers
> Robot uprising successful
I wasn't doing that, I'm advocating that we don't make stuns equal to an instant kill in general. You get stunned for any reason, you may as well suicide on the spot if the stunner wants you dead.
>Trying to gun down the 'ol Hoth's man in medical but missing like a down syndrome kid with parkinsons
>eventually get him
>a sec officer sees me beating Rain down in arrivals
>Gun him down E Z
>CE sees me and starts to plead for his life
>Beat him down E Z while buzzing for the "soothing effect"
>some paramed or some shit arrives in the midst of fucking up the CE
>let him go so the CE doesn't get away
>Idiot arrivals man runs through maint right up to where the bodies were and tries to loot them
>Makes it to bridge before N20 comes in and I stun baton him to death
>Bag an engineer
Would've been perfect to jam along while murdering.
Gee, I wonder why were the only serb with one hit stuns. Surely the Baybies would bere interested in zero effort combat since.they're so afraid of it, right?
Or maybe your "legit tactic" is itself an illegitimate piece of trash whose removal will only be mourned by people who can only kill with the help of scrubgloves and a taser.
>dylanstrategie commented 2 hours ago
>If you want, I can rework combat. I have plans for that
>join as cmo an hour in
>immediate shithole indian tier medbay
>blood everywhere, pills on the floor
>clean it up for the most part
>cryo not turned on
>librarian asking why cryo pod isn't working
>fix cryo pod
>chem lab goes boom
>get beaten to death by a borg
CMO, never again
>>Bag an engineer
>Teaching new guy how to engineer
>Internet connection explodes
>Reconnect, continue teachings
>Almost get pulled into maint by the axe-man
>Go to atmos to get a RPD
>Deliver the dead atmostech there to medbay
>Borgs murdering shit in medbay
>Tell my rookie partner to run
You murdered the most innocent of innocents, you monster.
That's why I loved playing Cmo on lowpop, nobody to give you shit, Medbay can be comfied up, and if something happen like bombs or whatever, you can call the shuttle since there's no Engineers or it's just hopeless.
Maybe I should do more DnDs.
>Vox Subclasses as job titles (not using any on-station job titles):
>You will never be an illegal immigrant Voxican Handyman standing right outside Cargo Depot with 4-5 other Voxicans, waiting for some Grayshit to motion your way, pointing at you with a handful of cash in his hand, telling you and your friends to follow him and help fix up a hull breach or make a new room for him
I came from a magical time when Skeletons were part of the crew, Anon.
It's a damn shame they got removed even through you can become one through Genetic now.
Post-apocalyptic feudalism is an underappreciated science fiction setting.
The only thing I can think of is that CK2 mod set in post-collapse Amerikkka.
>About to antagban a dude for going afk as a rev head without warning, at the start of the round
>Some fucker bombs killing all heads of staff in one fatal blow
Well shit now we gotta do it the hard way
>Error you must wait 2 minutes and 59 seconds before posting a duplicate reply
Each station has a small atmos system and solars.
The engineering station has some special movable SMES that need to be set in particular nodes, you charge those and place them in the other stations.
never forget uncle putin
>two windows in the entire station
>only one external airlock and it depressurizes the only hallway + the kitchen
>no fridge to store pills OR ingredients
>that fucking random ass slime
Would immediately suicide succumb
The Wiki is awful for this shit, it's literally a lore rewrite by one guy that nobody checked on or really cares.
I don't consider Wiki lore to be a thing.
Besides, the Bay lore was SPECIFICALLY tailored to be as unappealing to furfags as possible, which is a plus.
<PJB3005> Do far was and such inherit some Diana properties?
<DrCelt> Yeah, they both die in a car crash, PJB3005
<bauds> >Do far was and such inherit some Diana properties?
<bauds> Did you have a stroke all over me
<bauds> What is "do far was"
<PJB3005> AUTOCORRECT YOU FUCK
<DrCelt> I'll stroke all over you bauds~
<bauds> homo and not in a cool way
you sound like an edgy no-fun foreign faggot
I'm not even salt. I suck shit at nuke ops and I know it. I rolled nuke op boss while I was taking a shit. Just end me.
> my first nukeop round were we didnt blow up in the ship and actually detonated the nuke
>>everything on me is radioactive
Not exaxctly. That's a biohazard symbol. Means that if you continue to wear that gear you'll accumulate toxins.
Toss it all in a washing machine to cleanse it.
>plan to teleport in and take the disk
>we do so
>fumble around trying to set up the nuke
>bwoinks me to make fun of me
>set the nuke up at last and try to teleport back to the shop
>can't teleport with the disk
>"oh... ha ha, I guess I made a mistake then"
>play assistant to chaplain
>get ganged up on in arrivals, held hostage by nuke ops
>they dont care
>muh validz nuke ops who doesnt say anything and is carrying a gun by pulling it around comes up and shoots a full c20 clip into me
>muh validz nuke ops who doesn't say anything because I'm busy spilling my spaghetti everywhere
>shoots you twice with the steyr aug and then feeds you my cyanide capsule
>don't use a full clip all round
>get greentexted like I'm a shitter about even though I'm just shit
S-sorry friend, I was the nuke ops in charge of bringing the disk back to the ship.
got stuck on the station when it blew up.
We didn't get our green text but I think we earned our 72 virgins.
I know it's weeb as fuck, but...
Phantasy Star IV. Oldschool JRPG.
Basically, a high tech civilization got wiped out 1000 years ago by an ancient cultlike evil, and the survivors live on in a pseudo-Medieval civilization. I say pseudo because there's people like wizards, synthetic humans, androids, birdmen, and humans all living out their lives in old ruined buildings from the past. All they could get for tech from the past are mostly atmospheric regulators and spaceports for limited space travel between other planets in the star system.
During the game, you dungeon crawl through both monster caves and abandoned factories to discover, salvage, and reactivate machines and AI systems from the past. The mages and humans use MP for spells and techs, Androids don't have MP, have good defense and HP, passive heal by walking around outside battle, and are immune to status effects, but require recharging of their module attacks and they can't heal through any way quickly unless a non-android repairs them with repair kits.
The best quality armors and weapons in the game are made of materials composed of rare high durability alloys, carbon nanotubes, and composites taken from old tech ruins, crafted by blacksmiths into swords, armor, and crude guns.
I just put that in because 4chan.
It's a Genesis RPG. Take with that what you will. Not too grindy, either. Good music, too.
Captain of this ship
I don't even play medbay so I'm definitely not good at it in general BUT I know that performing a full head transplant then cloning restores the species and body appearance of the head, which is apparently not common knowledge because I have had to tell this to medbay players on no fewer than three occasions.
This is the proper way to revive gibbed individuals. None of that brain transplant only shit. Only do that if you only have the brain.
>can only cook things in the microwave or the deep fat fryer
>other sources of food are pizza delivery and vending machines, ramen
It's too real, man
I don't get it anon, rare steak is the best kind of steak
because I only eat steak at shitty chain restaurants and ordering rare is the only way to get medium rare, which is my actual favorite but gets made as medium well if you ask for it
>"duh hyuck that them there colonial muhreens server sure looks pretty interestin' I reckon"
>read the rules
Hyperzine makes you very speedy regardless of absolutely anything, I think
You're a tree? Nope you're almost as fast as the janicart. Hungry? Who gives a fuck? Wearing the excavation suit? No problem. Broken leg? I'm actually not sure about that but I suspect not even that matters.
Yes it does matter. Cold, pain, or broken limbs will slow you down by a ton even with hyperzine.
Which leaves the only real uses of Hyperzine being sooper snowflake species, and the maybe the 2-3 suits in the game that still slow you down. Hunger doesn't matter when you can make sugar pills if you can make hyperzine.
I just don't understand the logic behind hardsuits having no downsides.
> Get a stash of guns and 4 pokemons
> Immediately killed by a cult and they take my shit
> Turned into a wraith and sent on station
> Managed to seriously injure the target, in an effort to drag him away to a place to sacrifice him, both of us end up dying
Lack of communication killed this one
Hanako confirmed for worst girl ever. Even when she gets complimented by The Sawbones she is a cunt.
Waifus valid when?
>Roving super cult vampire
>DJ station cult fortress
>Xenobio filled to the brim with constructs
>Cult still manages to get their target
>One faggot gets too click happy with his cult blade and kills him
>nick weller, condom supreme
>run for captain
>make space great again
>go to speech
>get elected captain
>killed in office
>vow to make space great again
>a wild cult appears in bridge
>kill it, but barely alive
>medbay saves me
>live, die, revived, repeat
>narsie is now after my blood
>insult narsie over comms.
>POOINLOO kidnaps me
>still fading in and out of conscienceness
>"M-MMAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN!"
>cult tries to sacrifice me
>the crew escapes
>I may die
>but freedom lives on
Did the cult have orders to kill me? I didn't see a round over screen.
>BAN THIS SICK WAIFU FILTH
>WHAT A FUCKING CUNT WAIFUS VALID WHEN?
>THESE SPERG-ASS NERDS JUST STICKING TO THEIR CIRCLEJERK I SWEAR
thanks for responding to our faxes goodmins, that election thing was fun
>manage to make it back to the station as a vamp from the medical shuttle
>got plenty of blood
>personally drained 3 people from full to death
>went full murderbone with Albert at the end and killed at least 3 others
>used the scream to keep him from being double teamed by Sec
>on the salvage ship got into a fight with a ling and won with surprise bats after getting parastung
Life as a "Cultist" Vampire is the most fun I've had in this game.
As the super cult vampire, I got jack shit for communication and never actually received cult objectives at any point. And the only person who had cult marker in my game was Bernd, who converted me. That includes me.
I checked them more than once to make sure I didn't miss anything. All I had were
Multiple times, up to and including when on the pod.
Everyone knows well done steak gives more stamina than rare steaks
It wasn't about objectives, it was about coordination.
Cult had a full power vampire, a literal construct army, and a bunch of cultist packing heavy gear in a heavily fortified satellite. They all failed anyways because none of those aspects worked together, and probably weren't even aware of each other.
>spawn as HoP, no captain so I assume that role
>decide that security will be peacekeepers, make one a leader and give the rest all-access
>fresh bones found in maintenance
>another captain signs up
>now we have three along with a security force about four strong with all-access
>the men in black aka the IAA fax centcomm and the response is a call for elections
>run our own shitty campaigns on newscasters, mint monte the man-mangler will take captaincy
>AI starts screaming about a cult in xenobio
>head down there, joined by a stormtrooper and the borgs
>together we kill several constructs, purge begins
>fucking election is still going on
>security force rallies and we more or less exterminate the cult
>lotta ded, bit of friendly fire
>sometime during this the AI dies
>election is finished and iunno who gets made captain, later meet clown who says there was a cover-up operation
>walk into the shuttle and watch as pajeet with a cult blade and a miner with an energy gun begin trying to kill everything they can see
>borg smacks them down, start giving them lashes in the shuttle prison
>random dude flashes cyborg
>punishment complete as the two of them die
nigger you got elected captain because you fucks sat around for an election while da real men were out deus vulting the station
He was an admin on Hippie for a bit, then he got fired.
It's odd because I've been in the exact same situation before and actually did get the cult objectives.
As soon as I got converted I wound up in the middle of space on a medical ship that may or may not have been the satellite
i'm not too familiar with the external areas. All I overheard were the constructs bitching at each other and I couldn't respond obviously because no communication rune and no way to make it. Through sheer luck I got back to the station and even then the only point at which any of us wound up working together was the murderbone after Pajeet harmbatoned the Cap to death and we knew we couldn't do shit.
I fucking hate you goddamn idiots standing outside during a radstorm, jesus titfucking christ you just KNOW some of these assholes are doing it on purpose to see if they get KOOL POWERZ because they can count on us fucking idiots back at Medbay to put them back together before your liver literally implodes from the massive radiation damage you decided to sunbath from, holy fuck if you ever get caught by a radstorm and weren't AFK or restrained I do sincerely wish you would just randomly get chameleon and die with your sensors off you goddamn inbred mongoloid, you DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE
>meteors act as low-grade bombs and not immovable rods
>Fighting after the round ends and generating combat logs. The exception is Marines and aliens fighting, or fighting against spawned Antags (Russian attack teams, W-Y Assassins, etc). End of Round Grief is an IMMEDIATE 3 hour ban with no warnings.
>you will never shrink Rail and make her your pet pocket bird
Feels bad senpai.
fuck you hop you were just jealous that I had a better campaign.
>tfw you realize people wouldn't have died if you didn't dick around in the courtroom. SUCH IS THE PRICE OF FREEDOM. FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
>Examples of metagaming:
>Suicide without an EXTREMELY good reason. "I'm logging out", or "Just Because" are quick ways to permaban.
Do these people even know what metagaming is
no, I've played colonial marines and it's an unbalanced mess that usually leads to massive stalemates between the marines and xenos that last over 3 hours.
This is partly because xenos get x-ray vision for some retarded fucking reason which allows them to camp corners and generally draw out the round rather than being able to be surprised by the marine team
You'd need to give yourself some unique combination of accesses that no one else has, then set the door to require that combination of accesses.
Of course, anyone you locked out could simply batter the door down or deconstruct it if they really wanted to get in.
All-access would still work.
Besides, you'd either have to set the door to have every access you spawn with (at which point your coworkers and your head could open them), beg the HoP for completely unrelated access like Botany, or edit your access yourself at which point you'd just give yourself all access and make the door require every access level.
>Would I rather eat dogshit or drink from a sewer
Just because one option is worse than the other doesn't mean the better option is automatically good.
if that were possible that'd be too damn powerful.
Valids are a powerful tool.
Although I was turned into a monster ling once and a miner was turned into a catbeast by a wizard and no one tried to kill us
>grow reefer in space
Life as a grey is best life
Diona: lol nothing
Greys: lol nothing
Plasmamen: you died in a fire and are also autistic (likely because you are an ex-skeleton player as well)
Vox: you are a lobotomized and literally retarded outcast from the shoal of implausible and hastily thrown together lore, also you are a GMO clone and 100% sterile and Vox raiders are supposed to hate you
plasmamen are humans that got burned up by plasma fires and somehow survived in a life support suit.
Vox are a bunch of genetically modified bird cunts created to steal shit for a bunch of psychic assholes trying to ascend past their physical forms. The ones on the station are lobotimized raiders who are really dumb and aren't evil basically.
Greys are just ayy lmaos
Dionae are plant people who create massive living space stations known as gestalts by merging with one another and feed off the sun and other stars.
>watching sawbones "depression" during oberserver
>"I want to kill myself"
>acts like a total cunt
>watching him PDA the typical circlejerk voxes back and forth trying to be cute and get a "date"
jesus fuck it's like watching a teenager
It might be funny now, but that's how it starts, every day more vox sympathizers until they are the normal rule, it happened to tg, then the heavy rp bullshit will start and it will be over by then
I will support additional nonhumans every step of the way.
Then, when everyone is vox, is when I make my move.
>sunburns and bad backs prove it
Holy fuck that makes me mad. Species have problems, that's how it works. Evolution doesn't create perfect life forms, especially with a complex system like the change to bipedal locomotion in humans or the loss of thick body hair within the past few million years.
In addition, we aren't supposed to live as long as we do these days, or at least we never had any selection for it, meaning that once you're past childbearing age, anything that happens to you doesn't remove your genes from the gene pool.
Add to that the fact that we can demonstrably see almost perfect similarity with our DNA and apes, and you have almost incontrovertible evidence that we didn't come from elsewhere.
When will faggots stop using pseudoscience and dumbass assumptions to support their idiotic claims that are clearly just made up to make people feel special?
Came to observe the prison experiment.
Wizard victims and geneticists. Now exclusively geneticists
because of closeted furry meme cucks
Post-humans. Pickled in hardsuits during plasma fires. Either saltier skeletons or something out of https://youtu.be/FVzc20Bm8Xo?t=32s
Livestock. Someone thought it would be a good idea to genetically modify chickens even further and what they got were horrific Jar Jar Super Mutant vulture men.
Zuhayr's we wuz cop out shit was just so he could get them made playable. All he wanted were avians in Halo cosplay. So when bay told him to fuck off initially he came here. Thanks buddy!
Can only be obtained through what's essentially chim so it doesn't matter
RP is good. Everyone should talk in character and at least somewhat seperate themselves from their character.
Enforced RP is shit. It leads to everyone wanting a nice, safe station where nothing happens, like baystation.
What an autistic little gathering we had here.
>chef makes nothing but deep fried weed 2 days in a row
Read the wiki or the cook book, it's not hard.
Sawbones is the type of kid who will probably shoot up a school one day, let's be honest senpaitachi
Effort will get you places in life people. Don't forget.
Also I was the one person that voted for Meta. You are all welcome.
>He still thinks we came from primitive apes
Get red pilled and stop making a fool of yourself, my friend.
wasn't terrible but seriously holy shit. I don't expect to be top concern with door opening but when you tell me a wizard is in engineering, OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS TO HIM.
> Honk mother demands that I collect all the pets
> Do so in 10 minutes
> Honk mother isn't there when I pray to notify her of my success
> Shows up later asking me if I succeeded
> She teleports me to the wizard outpost and turns me into a wizard
> I didn't ask for this
> Get no clothes, clown curse and survival abilities
> Start to spread the word of honkmother
> Validhunters out of the woodwork, everywhere
> Get shot at, stabbed, poisoned, chloraled, shot at again, nearly electrocuted, poison spit at from xenos and finally killed on shuttle
I just wanted to honk and be a silly clown
I never asked for this
>first time traitor
>looking at traitor items
>hit lock option because I don't see any other way to go back to main PDA menu
>whoops you can't get traitor items anymore now because the ringtone thing is gone
God that was upsetting.
>tfw an unopened box of sliders and a row of unsliced donk pocket cakes and the chef fucks off for parts unknown
>tfw he wasn't even antag
Validhunting makes literally no sense to me. I'll kill a dude if I'm an antag and I have to but, like...why?
there's a notes function in your character menu. it contains all you objectives, unlock codes, and back account info
if you can't find it in the character tab just type "notes" in the bar that the bottom
>> get killed on the shuttle
You gotta admit that was some cool shit. I imagined we kinda had a stare-down and you ended up getting gunned-down. :)))))
Next time suicide fuccboi
>haven't played spess in ages
>run around for a bit
>sit in nest and do nothing
>forget how to hivemind chat but don't want to ask
>plat 1 weed
>gun runs in
>forget i'm on help intent and get shot
>sit in nest some more
>whisper ayy and lmao to a berd
>sleep on one of the plant things
>can't wake up
because years of "giving antags a chance" and getting fucking roasted in return has hardened the hearts of the crew. Wizards are kill on sight, lings are kill on sight, vampires are kill on sight, vox raiders are kill on sight.
sp00ky mane you got some ghosts
The bay backstory is fucking retarded any way you slice it. I spent a whole two minutes thinking the other shit up two years ago and I'm sticking with it.
Here you go.
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I don't know what those look like or have it on hand. the problem with that is that the hands would need to be in the same place as the humans (don't they?)
Except in that case the wizard was the round start clown, I even explained repeatedly that I didn't want any of this and that I just wanted to honk. I didn't even have antag objectives until after I mind-swapped with the IAA when I was about to get my shit bashed in.
I tried helping out Vox raiders just so the round wouldn't become extended and after helping them the entire round I got murdered 4noraisin even though they have an objective literally telling them not to murder.
I systematically valid Vox raiders on principle now.
It irks me so much when they don't respect the Inviolate because that's a one-way ticket to Shitroundsville
I don't even know why
But every time I've seen raiders who don't respect the Inviolate, the round is shit
Maybe it's just that the ones who do follow the Inviolate also make better raiders
It might not be a causal relationship, but it is clearly a relationship
you're a clown. you're expected to be robust and come up with creative ways of dealing with bad situations. Like slip him on a peel, take his ID, and lock the IAA in his office with the shutters closed. Should be even easier as a wizard with magic missle.
You betrayed me clown, I thought we were friends
She got turned into a ling once by admins but had to ask how to absorb people
Allegedly she plays nuke ops but I've never seen it
Actually the first round I ever saw her she was a traitor but I think she later disabled the option
do none of you shitheads know how to quote people?
It's because raiders who follow the inviolate are in for the fun being a special antag brings them. Those who don't just see being an antag as a "Kill everything" "Get out of jail free" card.
One group views it as a way to play the game a different way, the other views it as a way to play the game on the opposite team.
That also applies to validhunters, they aren't there to experience something different, they just want to win against the other team.
Obviously, if both the antags and the validhunter play to win, that's fine, but it also makes for very standard and boring rounds. When the antags want to do something interesting, they better be prepared to be extremely fucking robust to survive. The last round's clown is an example, even before getting his wizard powers, sec was on his ass and he caused the hos to stun himself on his own stunbaton, and he survived for way longer than a regular wizard with absolutely no offensive spells.
Conversely, when the antags play to win, and the rest of the crew doesn't, it can make interesting rounds where the crew tries to survive a maniac or a force trying to kill all of them, the fun survival stories that crop up stem from those rounds.
The clown didn't have magic missile, he even spoke a lot, in full view of us, while we were armed. He slipped away from us for half an hour, repeatedly.
And the only person he killed was Rail
He's either minus a leg or a one legged skeleton now. RIP spessman
Reminder that we are the ONLY major server with such shit and incredibly outdated Malf and Ling.
Reminder that we are the ONLY major server with one hit stuns.
Reminder that we are the ONLY major server with so few roundstart antags.
Was knee rod guy the same guy that said in the thread he got in a car accident like me and his life was saved only because he was the only one in the car wearing a seat belt?
I feel his pain, but been living with all this pain for 15 years now.
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>tfw the day you are the sole human on the entire crew
>whenever the urge hits you, you can just command the AI and borgs to begin the purge