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>>130498282

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
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first for husbandos
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>got culted a little while into the round, apparently auto except I didn't get a tome so figure I must have been converted in some other way
>CMO has a comms talisman and I hear him and someone else talking over it
>he gets caught
>just try to stay cool because there's fuckall I can do
>tome and supply talisman spawn in my backpack like 30 minutes later
>never done this before so I've got a bad case of the shakes
>biding my time
>eventually hear two others discussing the AI laws
>realize I'm really not alone so I start planning to get in contact
>go to get some food from the vending machine and lag to fuck as I try to get back to Medbay
>connection drops because AT&T is fucking unreliable
>I just now managed to get it back up and connect
>well into the next round
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Someone help me, I don't want this
Not anymore
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Reminder:
Votáil Pomf
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=5770
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>>130590335
>there will be never persistent z-level
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BIOHAZARD
BIOHAZARDBIOHAZARD
BIOHAZARDBIOHAZARD
BIOHAZARDBIOHAZARD
BIOHAZARD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdGMjSPDjR8

I claim this thread for KEK
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>>130590751
fuck off memester
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>>130590960
you're not the boss of this gym.
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>>130590617
>That sour response from Anon3
I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet
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>>130590960
>responding to namefags
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>>130590617
sassy sassy
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Why is the serber empty?
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>>130591250
god he's the worst
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>make it to pods after a narrow escape from the Singulo that claimed my hair
>get comfy
>about 1 minute until launch
>person with me says "Uh oh"
>not really paying attention, typing out "what is it?"
>sucked into Singulo before I can speak

This happens way too often.
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>>130591814
owned nerd
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>>130590335
we're a meme now guys
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/space-station-13
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>>130591250
why don't you make request?
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>>130590335
OP's image is actually what got me playing SS13 2 years ago. I saw it on /v/
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>HoP that dont try to rescue Ian
this should be a jobban
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>>130591814
I was about to offer you a drink as well
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>>130588015

>>130592012
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>>130591881
>http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/space-station-13
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>play sec
>beat two antags to death
>comfy pod ride after
good round
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>>130592137
>LMAO IAN DOG LMAO xD FUNNY
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>>130592097
Because I really like Pain
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>>130592097
Is this a meme?
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Reminder that if you need to use a one hit stun on someone to win a fight, you're relying on a crutch that even Baybies justly keep off of their server.

>but security needs the help!
Then the admins should take a zero-tolerance approach to greytiding dindus instead of fucking over all combat. Isn't tard wrangling their job?
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>>130592501
Stop complaining that revolvers don't have knockdown and buy an ebow next time.
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>>130591881
>assistant
>assist crew
My sides.
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Can someone post the sprite for the hypospray? I need to fix something that should have been made a long time ago
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>>130592239
>>130592119
>>130591881
Daily reminder that these images trigger the autistic mods on /vg/ and you should post more of them.
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>>130592590
He's not me, retard.
But
>stop complaining about crutches and just use them
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>>130592501
What's next, you're gonna try to ban lag because someone dodged all of your shots and stabbed you in the dick with a screwdriver?

Stop being salty, you got beat with a perfectly valid tactic, learn your lesson and grow stronger instead of whinier.

Alternatively, go play on bay.
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>>130592501
only ragecage fights and the like are "fair"
everything else is survival of the fittest, and its gear or other power differences anyways
>Hit a juggernaut 8 times with a toolbox before he hits me once and i get knocked out
>fail a groinpush five times on an axe wielding man, bluespace to get hit once and get knocked out
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>>130592725
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>>130592725
dankmemes :)
>>130592726
if you think i'm fat or ugly please live in ignorance
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>>130592942
>le windmills of tolerance
>ugly
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DON'T FUCKING RESPOND
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>>130592725
>tfw tempted to post my su porn
Peridot is a best, peridot borg when?
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>>130592325
Depressed anime girls in disguise that cry to Admins and their gay friend Zach about bullying with tears of chloral running down their cheeks valid when?
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You know what we need more of?

Slutty clowns
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>>130592316
>in plant
>only a few pixels of my character exposed
>plant looks normal, just out of place
>ebow people from it for a few minutes
>move
>stay in plant
>sec comes
>ohgod.png
>tazed
>harmbatoned
>crit

A person who yelled "FUCK SHITCURITY" and "MUTINY NOW" said that I had an ebow and security fucking believed him enough to kill me straight away without checking my bags.
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>>130593142
If you want to catch something just talk to a virologist.
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>>130593078
shit taste desu

Also reminder:
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/8019
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>>130593128
Always
if you're a borg
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>>130593142
you know what's better than one
slutty clown?

2sluttyclowns
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>>130592316
You are good at sec
keep it up
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>>130593142
How about just cute clowns?

>>130593209
>HELP PLASMAN IN PLANT SHOOTING PEOPLE
>multiple reports of a plasman in a plant doing such
>walk down the hall
>see wanted plasman in plant
>thinking we're going to fucking pixelhunt to examine you first when you are hiding and are armed and dangerous
>we find like five traitor items on you anyways and cap orders your death and borging
you're literally shit lmao
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>>130593209
It wasn't just the clown mate. Lots of people reported on it and you were set to wanted
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>>130593209
>Be armed and dangerous
>Don't think you'll get robusted
Wew
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>>130593374
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>>130592012
But that's retarded, anon.

>Multiple pumps won't increase pressure further
You're not doing it for the pressure, you're doing it so it fills faster. You're not filling distro with 9000 kPA anyway. Although a single volume pump does the job usually.

>and having a simple pipe will equalize pressure across the entire distro, so there's no need to have a volume pump there in the first place.
Meh. Harder to prevent sabotage, and also problematic to modify distro once it's pressured to fuck. Not that you'd usually do that anyway. At least use a valve instead of a single pipe.

>Furthermore, the digital valve completely ruins the entire point of the stack.
That valve is obviously optional and turned off by default

>If you want to increase distro pressure further, or fill it faster, use scrubber mix chambers.
Tedious and time consuming.

>Also, it looks ugly as fuck
Get out
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>subvert/emag borgs
>tell them to kill
>"sorry, oh god I'm so sorry but I must do this, I hope you can understand"
You're supposed to be silicons, not silicucks.
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>>130593439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUUSDcp0zLk
Pixi a best
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>>130593619
:^)
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>>130591881
>now
>added 2 years ago
>updated 5 months ago
uhhh-huh.

is there a decent chemist on right now? im about to hop on but id hate to be the only one, im complete shit.
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>>130593439
I couldn't see that crap on the logs. Only one engineer plasmaman with an ebow (not an Engineer) and that person who yelled 'SHITCURITY'
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>>130593804
me
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>>130593804
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vuBvxDX.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/QE0UEPU.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/0YrKiNj.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/fFnRjcC.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/QDKQakE.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/aCOYnIr.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/kwR9GuP.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/dF3Jvte.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/JPtUYB7.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/AGnWztq.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/PZexXmE.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/nRNM2Re.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/GYEJKim.png[/img][hr]
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>>130593804
All of medical staff are shit, no expections.
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>>130591163
Who's that? I haven't been to TG ever since it actually was /tg/.
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>>130593867
oh good, be prepared for many frustrations. im pretty rusty
how do you place beakers on tables? i went full retard and poured plasma onto the ground once
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>>130593852

[18:15:42]SAY: Crumpled Foreskin/AnacondaWarriorSuperCommando (@127,134,1) As Sol Common : THE GUY IN THE PLANTS HAS AN EBOW
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>>130593619
what can I say, some silicons don't want to kill.
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>>130594137
That is the same guy who yelled "FUCK SHITCURITY" and "MUTINY NOW".
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>>130593619
>Getting mad at borgs that aren't following the "SILICONES JUST WANT VALIDS!" meme

Who's the cuck here now
here's a hint
it's nobody because that word is consistently misused
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>>130594030
i just make space drugs lol
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>>130594030
Just click on the table with the beaker, Anon. Don't touch anything but the table. If you're afraid you might spill it, you can put a lid on the beaker by clicking it while it's in your hand.
Any other questions?
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>>130594326
as a silicon, I consistently only want to kill like one or two people around.
And it's always the shits ruining everything for everyone else. The clowns, they greytiders, etc.
I'd off sawbones more, but I don't want him to think I'm metagrudging.
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>>130590617
>first response is from a ligger lover

they'll never learn, will they

it's not like vox fags aren't the same
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>>130593686
why am I attracted
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>>130593686
>"De flores"
Why is her expression while saying that is making me laugh so much
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>>130594686
I legitimately still want vox to be antag only
I really hate them and anyone who plays them
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>>130594030
Click the beaker/bottle to put a lid on it.
Do this ESPECIALLY if you put bottles in the fridge.
No lid means those bottles of Clonex you're putting in the fridge will be spilled the moment you put it in there, which will piss off a ton of people trying to get premade clonex for biomass/cryo.
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>>130594880
>No lid means those bottles of Clonex you're putting in the fridge will be spilled the moment you put it in there
I fixed that ages ago
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>>130594850
I like vox to be playable because it makes problem crewmen reveal themselves.

Better they hit a vox than 20 minutes later they assasinate a human.
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>>130594849
She is saying colores, not flores.
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>>130594850
I just want to cum inside Rail.
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>>130594473
Not him but I still don't know what I should start stocking at the beginning of the round
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>>130594509
you couldn't do jack shit silicon
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>>130595114
Eventually they'll stop playing, keep up the comments, good work anon.
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>>130595186
Make Clonex immediately.
Follow up with Alkysine, Ryetalyn (which also gives Arithrazine as a byproduct).
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vuBvxDX.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/QE0UEPU.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/0YrKiNj.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/fFnRjcC.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/QDKQakE.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/aCOYnIr.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/kwR9GuP.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/dF3Jvte.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/JPtUYB7.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/AGnWztq.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/PZexXmE.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/nRNM2Re.png[/img][hr][img]http://i.imgur.com/GYEJKim.png[/img][hr]
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>>130595114
/mlp/ pls go
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>>130593305
NO
NO NO NO
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which sec officers makes you laugh the most
>bubba xinga
>Gronald magronald or some shit
>alyssa best as warden just cause of the shit she lets slide
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>>130595237
what?
It's well within a silicon's abilities to fuck over any individual non-human.
It's just that I don't want to fuck one over over and over again, even though he keeps doing things that merit a fucking over.
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Newfag here, had my first round recently.

>get off arrival
>eventually head down the hall
>blood
>darkness
>an unconscious clown
>call for help but nobody comes
>at which point i realize I am not breathing and fall down
>someone comes by and awakes me with a medicine
>leaves another just out of my reach
>die
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>>130595594
You spawn with an oxygen tank and a breathing mask in your inventory
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reminder this is in the game
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Why do people suggest groin pushes in specific?
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>>130595297
That's the idea, and then I move onto cumming inside the next flavor of the month waifu.

>>130595432
No.
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>>130595849
>>130595731
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>>130593686
>Hola soy la payasita Pixi

Is this Soca?
deadmin when
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>>130595880
who's your favorite pone
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>>130594326
Cuck is just a new word for beta.
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>>130595849
People think groin has a higher chance of pushing.
It's either a myth, or in the secret repo.
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>>130594850
This.
What's the point of having them be non-antag if I can't round them up and enslave or execute them?
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>>130595849
least chance of working so you're most robust
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>have mind control/domination fetish
>vampire thralls you
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>>130597219
static name? I'll make sure you have fun when I finally get vamp
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>>130595935
>Is this Soca?
No. But that clown is from my city.

Oh my.
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>>130595684
I didn't see it on me at the time, then. maybe I just got shot.
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>>130597219
>have unwilling vore and digestion fetish
>mfw get bussed into a xeno hunter
I only got a little hard
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>>130597572
fucking kill yourself, degenerate
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>>130597680
Thanks for the attention, homo
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>>130597219
>have a qt fetish
>rail talks to you
Boner lost.
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>>130598281
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>>130597572
Nice, anon.
When I become a queen I'll make sure to lay lots of eggs just for you.
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>>130597219
>have an egg laying fetish
>get borer
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>>130597219
>dont really have a fetish
>People just act friendly towards you

Warms my heart
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>>130598281
>Assistant was supposed to call Rail ugly for me
>Told her I told him that I said she's beautiful
>Sent the Assistant to space without a suit for it

BONER GONE
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>>130597219
>Have a trap fetish
>Doesn't matter because the sprites aren't feminine
Don't get off on spess games
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>>130598706
Fuck off from 4chan.
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Make Vox spawn at the Vox outpost.

No pressure suit. No being on the crew manifest. Just a simple Id card with no access but mining to get to station. Job on ID card: Vox. Vox should be the job, which also changes your race and spawn point. You know, so you don't have Voxicans taking your jobs on the station at roundstart.

They'd have to put on the alien suits at the outpost if they want to leave the outpost to mine for money (enough for a point card, maybe? $500 is fairly easy to get) to pay for a green card from the HoP/Captain/whoever has ID access to get on the manifest with a job assignment. Say the $500 is a processing fee. It'd give the HoP or whoever is in command something to do after the 5 minute rush at roundstart.

Aside from being a laborer doing mining, they'd be farmers with Diona pit bull guard dogs taught of the evils of humans and protect their masters, cooking enchiladas for their Voxican buddies, or being a construction worker and autismforting the outpost by expanding it to be a full station.
Gain credibility through legit means, or immigrate illegally to the station like desperate Jetbacks risking it all to live a better life.

Raiders drafting Vox at gunpoint for their cause would also help the Raiders out big time. Send the civilian Vox in as scouts or laser fodder, or infiltrate stealthily, posing as an immigrant to become a simple Voxican janitor/maid and ruin everyone's shit from the inside out.
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>>130599198
Vox being Lifeweb-style migrants when

for people who don't abuse orphans, it's basically like this post describes, except with subclasses
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>>130595594

Welcome to the wonderful world of Space Station 13, enjoy your stay Anon
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>>130599515
What are some other games with Lifeweb-like settings?
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>>130597361
go fuck it then, fag

also now that I know that you are mexican it explains a lot of shit, pendejo
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>>130597219

>have mind control/domination fetish
>I get Vampire

I'm at the point where I can literally do whatever I want without almost no drawbacks. Having an entire station under my utter control is my fetish.
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>>130597219
>have a paperwork done well fetish
>walk past cargo on a 2h long shift and there's unstamped paper scattered all over the desk, notice board and computer
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>>130597219
>have a gender bender transformation fetish
>no way to become a girl against my will except through faggot geneticists injecting everyone with their UI for fear of someone assassinating them, ling transformation stings, or a quick and dirty chloral roofied surgery
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Guess silicons arent so bad after all.
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>>130597219
>have a corruption fetish
>get emagged and told to do increasingly evil things
>lie on binary to help my master emag the other borgs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMME8od0E3w

>that round
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>dragged through hallway
>beaten, lasered, stunned
>scream borgs rogue
>nothing done

time to random name
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>>130600710
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> Announce my objectives station wide 5 minutes in for shits and giggles
> Tell my borgs to do whatever the fuck they want
> Chef tries to subvert me
> I subvert him
> he cooks us roburgers
> Robot uprising successful

Crew please
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>>130592590
I wasn't doing that, I'm advocating that we don't make stuns equal to an instant kill in general. You get stunned for any reason, you may as well suicide on the spot if the stunner wants you dead.
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>be tator
>autistic bus laws ruin it
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>>130600837
>bus laws
It was a traitor AI
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>>130600837
It wasn't bus you dumbass.

AIs can be traitors too, and the second traitor law was uploaded by the chef. All it did was change greys to human.
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>>130593305
What the fuck
No, don't do this
Why would you do this
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>Trying to gun down the 'ol Hoth's man in medical but missing like a down syndrome kid with parkinsons
>eventually get him
>a sec officer sees me beating Rain down in arrivals
>Gun him down E Z
>CE sees me and starts to plead for his life
>Beat him down E Z while buzzing for the "soothing effect"
>some paramed or some shit arrives in the midst of fucking up the CE
>let him go so the CE doesn't get away
>Idiot arrivals man runs through maint right up to where the bodies were and tries to loot them
>Makes it to bridge before N20 comes in and I stun baton him to death
>Bag an engineer
>>130600735
Would've been perfect to jam along while murdering.
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>>130592896
Gee, I wonder why were the only serb with one hit stuns. Surely the Baybies would bere interested in zero effort combat since.they're so afraid of it, right?

Or maybe your "legit tactic" is itself an illegitimate piece of trash whose removal will only be mourned by people who can only kill with the help of scrubgloves and a taser.
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>be assistant
>spread chaos and generally muck up the station for shits and giggles
who /DEVILISH/ here?
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>>130600972
It's a serious exploit.
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>>130601050
>eating fast is a serious exploit
Fuck off
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>>130600769
Hos got seriously fucked up by the holocarp horde. It was hilarious.
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>>130600972
>dylanstrategie commented 2 hours ago
>If you want, I can rework combat. I have plans for that
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>>130601165
i saved everyone by being the least tasty
dont worry
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>>130593305
Someone give me clusterfack's address.
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>>130599851
Ones which should not be played.

Make a Lifeweeb general of you want to talk about that steaming pile of turds.
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>>130601017

I had a playlist going.

I was making one last run to grab my objective and lay low but I ran into a borg and got spaced.
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>>130601140
I'm talking about instagrabs, Anon, which result in stunlocks
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>join as cmo an hour in
>immediate shithole indian tier medbay
>blood everywhere, pills on the floor
>clean it up for the most part
>cryo not turned on
>librarian asking why cryo pod isn't working
>fix cryo pod
>chem lab goes boom
>get beaten to death by a borg

CMO, never again
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>>130601464
>cleaning the floor before checking on the state of machinery
What
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>>130601045
Present.
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>>130601017
>>Bag an engineer

>Teaching new guy how to engineer
>Internet connection explodes
>Reconnect, continue teachings
>Almost get pulled into maint by the axe-man
>Continue teachings
>Go to atmos to get a RPD
>Deliver the dead atmostech there to medbay
>Borgs murdering shit in medbay
>Tell my rookie partner to run
You murdered the most innocent of innocents, you monster.
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>>130601574
i assumed that an hour in it would be set up
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>>130601738
t. me
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>>130593305
>tfw u will never have mutant gems as asteroid encounters
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>>130601017
>N20
FUCK YOU
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>>130601464

That's why I loved playing Cmo on lowpop, nobody to give you shit, Medbay can be comfied up, and if something happen like bombs or whatever, you can call the shuttle since there's no Engineers or it's just hopeless.

Maybe I should do more DnDs.
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>>130599515
>Vox Subclasses as job titles (not using any on-station job titles):
Digger (miner)
Mixer (bartender/chemist)
Baker (chef)
Healer (doctor)
Farmer (botanist)
Handyman (engineer/mechanic)
Cleaner (janitor)
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>>130602080
>that single skeleton ruining the picture
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>>130602443
ok
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>>130602207
>>130599515
>>130599198
>You will never be an illegal immigrant Voxican Handyman standing right outside Cargo Depot with 4-5 other Voxicans, waiting for some Grayshit to motion your way, pointing at you with a handful of cash in his hand, telling you and your friends to follow him and help fix up a hull breach or make a new room for him
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Is everyone still playing on the old server? I just got a new computer and the server listed is dead as hell.
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>>130602443

I came from a magical time when Skeletons were part of the crew, Anon.

It's a damn shame they got removed even through you can become one through Genetic now.
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>>130599851
Post-apocalyptic feudalism is an underappreciated science fiction setting.

The only thing I can think of is that CK2 mod set in post-collapse Amerikkka.
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>>130603738
WHERE GET THE PLANET CARPETS? I LOVE THAT CARPET SO MUCH
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>>130603837
The only other one I can think of is Caves of Qud.
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>>130603895
cargo
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>>130603895

Cargonia, broski
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>>130603895
Biogenerator in botany
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>>130604385

Post your screenshots, fellow Spessmen
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>About to antagban a dude for going afk as a rev head without warning, at the start of the round
>Some fucker bombs killing all heads of staff in one fatal blow
Well shit now we gotta do it the hard way
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>ask rail if vox lay eggs
>she becomes flustered
CUTE
U U
T T
E E
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>>130604584
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>>130604684
No, they don't lay eggs. They're literally a genetic experiment and they're 100% sterile.
This is their official lore.
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>>130604584
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>>130604584
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>>130604584
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>>130604584
how about lots of images combined
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>>130604836
Does eh, vox have pusspuss?
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How does power and atmos work on taxi?
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>>130603738
>I came
And I've been around ever since before they were playable.
>shame
Thank god that they are gone. Also that AI sprite is complete cancer.
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>>130605089
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What happened to New Eden Station?
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>>130605089
yes
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>>130604584
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>>130605180
you sound like an edgy no-fun faggot
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>>130604836
>/vg/
>lore
pick one.
>You will never kidnap rail and take her eggs to make omelettes
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>>130604584
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>>130604584
>Error you must wait 2 minutes and 59 seconds before posting a duplicate reply
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>>130604584
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>>130605134
Each station has a small atmos system and solars.
The engineering station has some special movable SMES that need to be set in particular nodes, you charge those and place them in the other stations.
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>>130604836
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Vox

Sure they are anon.
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>>130604584
never forget uncle putin
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>>130605678
>two windows in the entire station
>only one external airlock and it depressurizes the only hallway + the kitchen
>no fridge to store pills OR ingredients
>that fucking random ass slime
>THAT LIBRARY
Would immediately suicide succumb
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>there is a PR up right now about coders being salty sec borgs secure things
delicious.
And their solution?
Change the paint job.
double delicious.
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>>130605379
That's you.
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>>130604584
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its nuke ops
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>>130605938
The Wiki is awful for this shit, it's literally a lore rewrite by one guy that nobody checked on or really cares.
I don't consider Wiki lore to be a thing.
Besides, the Bay lore was SPECIFICALLY tailored to be as unappealing to furfags as possible, which is a plus.
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>>130606187
Congratulations you're our 10000th user! Reply with your ckey to claim your pomftastic prize!
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>>130606345
xevonix
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>>130605968
Don't forget! The QM is literally trapped in there
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So whats with X Grenade casing? I spawned one on sandbox, dropped two bluespace beakers in, secured it and tossed it and it wont boom
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>>130606537
As it should be.
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>>130606579
Sounds like it worked
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>>130604584
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>>130606531
You're the best xevo
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>>130606628
What do do you mean? Shit isn't exploding with my Water + Potassium beakers
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<PJB3005> Do far was and such inherit some Diana properties?
<DrCelt> Yeah, they both die in a car crash, PJB3005
<bauds> >Do far was and such inherit some Diana properties?
<bauds> What
<bauds> Did you have a stroke all over me
<bauds> What is "do far was"
<PJB3005> AUTOCORRECT YOU FUCK
<DrCelt> I'll stroke all over you bauds~
<bauds> homo and not in a cool way
<DrCelt> ~
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>>130605089
Ken dolls
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>getting basic lessons in atmos
>"and here's where toxic gases vent into space
>whole fucking section blows up
>permanently on fire
>everything on me is radioactive
losing is fun!
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>>130604584
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>>130604927
the eternal shitler rain hoth was a fucking admin?
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>>130605986
you sound like an edgy no-fun foreign faggot
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What extra duties do you want your AI to do, other than its lawful requirements?
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>>130607371
Give me cute nicknames.
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>>130607142
>vox captain
Kill yourself.
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>>130607554
How do you feel about tacticool callsigns and alphanumerical designations?
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Why hasn't cindi-kate been lynched yet? All they do is play borgs and name themself after tumblr shit.
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>>130607358
Anon maybe it's time for you to stop being a bitter shitposter and have some fun.
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I'm not even salt. I suck shit at nuke ops and I know it. I rolled nuke op boss while I was taking a shit. Just end me.
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> my first nukeop round were we didnt blow up in the ship and actually detonated the nuke
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>>130607032
>>everything on me is radioactive
Not exaxctly. That's a biohazard symbol. Means that if you continue to wear that gear you'll accumulate toxins.
Toss it all in a washing machine to cleanse it.
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>>130607559
Worse still, that's Quills McGills, Memespouter Extraordinaire
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Brave Janny.
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>nuke op
>plan to teleport in and take the disk
>we do so
>fumble around trying to set up the nuke
>bwoinks me to make fun of me
>set the nuke up at last and try to teleport back to the shop
>can't teleport with the disk
>"oh... ha ha, I guess I made a mistake then"
>KABOOM
>ded

I-I tried
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>play assistant to chaplain
>get ganged up on in arrivals, held hostage by nuke ops
>they dont care
>muh validz nuke ops who doesnt say anything and is carrying a gun by pulling it around comes up and shoots a full c20 clip into me

fuck
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>>130604584
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>>130607782
I miss him.
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>>130607901
Why don't you go join him, wherever far far away he is?
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>>130604584
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>>130607807
>clip

you deserved it
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>>130607678
>bitter
Anon maybe it's time for you to stop being an edgy, condescending, no-fun foreign faggot and stop ruining the game for everyone else.
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>tfw no qt vox gf to surprise on date night with an engagement ring
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>>130604584
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>>130607807
>be me
>muh validz nuke ops who doesn't say anything because I'm busy spilling my spaghetti everywhere
>shoots you twice with the steyr aug and then feeds you my cyanide capsule
>don't use a full clip all round
>get greentexted like I'm a shitter about even though I'm just shit
wew
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Making Nitroglycerern seems like a huge waste of time. I can just make a 300 Pot + Water grenade for much easier booms
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>>130608262
this has earned yahir and griswald one (1) free saving from murder next time I am antag.
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>>130608268
S-sorry friend, I was the nuke ops in charge of bringing the disk back to the ship.
I kinda...
got stuck on the station when it blew up.

We didn't get our green text but I think we earned our 72 virgins.
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>>130608515
he actually killed me too
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>>130608457
around 600 units of nitroglycerin will husk most of the station i believe
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>>130608602
this is hilarious.
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>>130608662
how much fluid can bane tanks hold?
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>>130608837
Enough to be crashing this server
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>>130608837
i have no idea, I know made around 900 units of nitroglycerin in a grenade with an ex-chem grenade and 3 large bluespace beakers that made a hole from bridge to engineering
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>>130607807
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>>130608214
How bitter!
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>>130608837
1000
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>>130603930
I know it's weeb as fuck, but...
Phantasy Star IV. Oldschool JRPG.

Basically, a high tech civilization got wiped out 1000 years ago by an ancient cultlike evil, and the survivors live on in a pseudo-Medieval civilization. I say pseudo because there's people like wizards, synthetic humans, androids, birdmen, and humans all living out their lives in old ruined buildings from the past. All they could get for tech from the past are mostly atmospheric regulators and spaceports for limited space travel between other planets in the star system.

During the game, you dungeon crawl through both monster caves and abandoned factories to discover, salvage, and reactivate machines and AI systems from the past. The mages and humans use MP for spells and techs, Androids don't have MP, have good defense and HP, passive heal by walking around outside battle, and are immune to status effects, but require recharging of their module attacks and they can't heal through any way quickly unless a non-android repairs them with repair kits.

The best quality armors and weapons in the game are made of materials composed of rare high durability alloys, carbon nanotubes, and composites taken from old tech ruins, crafted by blacksmiths into swords, armor, and crude guns.
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>>130609679
>phantasy star IV
>weeb as fuck
No.
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>>130609679
This sounds rad but does it hold up well
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>>130609017
What a bad fucking liar you are Anon.
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>still no lewd art or normal art of rail
y
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>>130610082
there's better waifus to draw art of
and our drawfags are scarce
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>>130610082
Because vox are disgusting little monsters and don't deserve art.
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>>130610082
because your special snowflake wannabe vox waifu doesnt have any personality and it there for not interesting outside of being a selfposted meme
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You have TEN SECONDS to prove you're good at Medbay
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>>130609802
I just put that in because 4chan.
>>130609947
It's a Genesis RPG. Take with that what you will. Not too grindy, either. Good music, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Adyn0V5SI
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>>130610904
I don't waste cryo space with dex+
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>>130610904
i'm not
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>>130611062
I'm coming to kill you
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>>130611201
LITERALLY 0 REASON
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>>130610904
i now know where the plasma is in medbay to make drugs requiring plasma
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>>130604584
Captain of this ship
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>>130611037
>because 4chan
4chan is exactly the place that would gladly gobble trash because its weebshit instead of a normal, proper good game like PSIV
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>>130610904
I don't even play medbay so I'm definitely not good at it in general BUT I know that performing a full head transplant then cloning restores the species and body appearance of the head, which is apparently not common knowledge because I have had to tell this to medbay players on no fewer than three occasions.
This is the proper way to revive gibbed individuals. None of that brain transplant only shit. Only do that if you only have the brain.
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>>130610082
Drawfag here. I only draw Knights. Rail isn't a Knight.
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>>130611851
>that "AI"
NUKE IT
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>>130611851
I don't understand this sadistic fucking experiment on making the worst, least habitable derelict possible.
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>>130612174
It was pretty comfy
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>>130611851
Can we put this into rotation
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>>130612208
Even our deadpop would be sickened by it.
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>>130613969
>he wasn't here for tinystation
feggit
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>>130612032
Why are the AIs that use that display always the worst?
Always, without fail.
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>>130614043
Little Bro uses it.
I like Little Bro...
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>>130614149
THE
WORST
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>>130614149
Little bro probably uses the shota display
Because he's a qt
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>>130614149
Little Bro is a cool AI. Make me upset that he gets subverted all the fucking time
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>>130614043
Because the sprite is just pandering to a group of autists.
Closest thing to passable is Little/Big Bro for the politeness but their incompetence shows.
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>>130614149
Little bro works better as a pAI anyway
he should get a better AI gimmick
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>>130610904
i dont even need to be in medbay to bring back multiple people from crit
also i dont have to prove anything to you
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>>130614236
>that hologram sprite
Oh god don't even remind us if that abomination.
And memers never complain about genuine cancer like that.
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>>130614337
>but their incompetence shows
How so?
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>>130614721
They're extremely slow to respond to emergencies and when it's too late they just keep spouting "cute" remarks about the round like a true waifufag.
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>>130614932
Boys aren't waifus he's a husbandofag.
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I'm glad this game's cooking system is devoid of any "rare steak" cancer.
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>>130615537
Technically I'm pretty sure you can eat slabs of meat raw.
You can also grill it for any amount of time you desire, including barely any time.
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>>130615483
Oh fuck off they're all the same group of people.
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>>130615669
Yes, much like how you can drink welding fuel if you want.
What I mean is that there's no meme rare steak recipe.
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>>130615537
>can only cook things in the microwave or the deep fat fryer
>other sources of food are pizza delivery and vending machines, ramen
It's too real, man
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>>130615870
Maybe I'll code one.
Just for you.
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>>130615537
I don't get it anon, rare steak is the best kind of steak because I only eat steak at shitty chain restaurants and ordering rare is the only way to get medium rare, which is my actual favorite but gets made as medium well if you ask for it
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>>130616024
If you think that'll accomplish anything.
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>>130615827
Yeah but choice of words still matters, we aren't barbarians.
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>station time 13:43
>almost no crew slots open
I think I'll just observe this round
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Why the fuck do nearly no hardsuits in the game slow you down anymore?
What's even the point of Hyperzine?
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>"duh hyuck that them there colonial muhreens server sure looks pretty interestin' I reckon"
>read the rules
>
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>>130617862
Hyperzine makes you very speedy regardless of absolutely anything, I think
You're a tree? Nope you're almost as fast as the janicart. Hungry? Who gives a fuck? Wearing the excavation suit? No problem. Broken leg? I'm actually not sure about that but I suspect not even that matters.
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>>130615537
>he eats his meat burned
Faggot
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>>130618260
Yes it does matter. Cold, pain, or broken limbs will slow you down by a ton even with hyperzine.
Which leaves the only real uses of Hyperzine being sooper snowflake species, and the maybe the 2-3 suits in the game that still slow you down. Hunger doesn't matter when you can make sugar pills if you can make hyperzine.
I just don't understand the logic behind hardsuits having no downsides.
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>>130618521
Hyperzine magboots
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>>130618521
>I just don't understand the logic behind hardsuits having no downsides.
tryhards complained
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>>130618595
Oh.
Holy fuck.
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BAN DAVE
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>>130597219

>Micro fetish
>Literally nothing

Time for shrink rays when I code it
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>>130618084
post rules
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> Get a stash of guns and 4 pokemons
> Immediately killed by a cult and they take my shit
> Turned into a wraith and sent on station
> Managed to seriously injure the target, in an effort to drag him away to a place to sacrifice him, both of us end up dying

Lack of communication killed this one
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>>130618823
sent ;)
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Hanako confirmed for worst girl ever. Even when she gets complimented by The Sawbones she is a cunt.
Waifus valid when?
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That post round vamp V ling scuffle was fun. So was completely subverting democracy by making the clown disappear. plus I got muh greentext, ok round overall.
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if I set Chaplain to high, will I never get vampire?
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>>130618886
>Roving super cult vampire
>DJ station cult fortress
>Xenobio filled to the brim with constructs
>Still fail
>Cult still manages to get their target
>One faggot gets too click happy with his cult blade and kills him
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>>130600403

Dylan re-added gender transformation surgery like a few months ago, check the wiki sometimes
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>nick weller, condom supreme
>run for captain
>make space great again
>go to speech
>"9/11"
>get elected captain
>killed in office
>broken bones
>still defibed
>vow to make space great again
>get guns
>distribute access
>a wild cult appears in bridge
>kill it, but barely alive
>medbay saves me
>live, die, revived, repeat
>narsie is now after my blood
>insult narsie over comms.
>POOINLOO kidnaps me
>still fading in and out of conscienceness
>"M-MMAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN!"
>cult tries to sacrifice me
>they can't
>the crew escapes
>I may die
>but freedom lives on
Best round.
Did the cult have orders to kill me? I didn't see a round over screen.
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>>130619034
You can sacrifice dead targets. Just don't fucking decapitate them.
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>>130618919
>responds positively
>BAN THIS SICK WAIFU FILTH
>responds negatively
>WHAT A FUCKING CUNT WAIFUS VALID WHEN?
>no response
>THESE SPERG-ASS NERDS JUST STICKING TO THEIR CIRCLEJERK I SWEAR
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>>130619078
thanks for responding to our faxes goodmins, that election thing was fun
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>>130619078
We had to sacrifice you, almost did but one of the cultists I converted ran away before I drew the rune
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>>130619078
Sorry to say but the clown won the election. We just abducted and perma'd her and announced you the new captain. Illuminati chooses its own captain.
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>manage to make it back to the station as a vamp from the medical shuttle
>got plenty of blood
>personally drained 3 people from full to death
>went full murderbone with Albert at the end and killed at least 3 others
>used the scream to keep him from being double teamed by Sec
>on the salvage ship got into a fight with a ling and won with surprise bats after getting parastung

Life as a "Cultist" Vampire is the most fun I've had in this game.

>>130619034
As the super cult vampire, I got jack shit for communication and never actually received cult objectives at any point. And the only person who had cult marker in my game was Bernd, who converted me. That includes me.
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>>130619402
>As the super cult vampire, I got jack shit for communication and never actually received cult objectives at any point.
Cult jectives show in your notes.
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>>130618861
http://www.colonial-marines.com/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=5095
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>>130619593
I checked them more than once to make sure I didn't miss anything. All I had were
>380 blood
>kill scientist
>ablative vest
>escape

Multiple times, up to and including when on the pod.
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>>130616198
Everyone knows well done steak gives more stamina than rare steaks
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>>130619681
Guess it's a Mixed bug then. Oh well.
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Detective Captain here.
My campaign didn't stand a chance.
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>>130619593
It wasn't about objectives, it was about coordination.

Cult had a full power vampire, a literal construct army, and a bunch of cultist packing heavy gear in a heavily fortified satellite. They all failed anyways because none of those aspects worked together, and probably weren't even aware of each other.
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>spawn as HoP, no captain so I assume that role
>decide that security will be peacekeepers, make one a leader and give the rest all-access
>fresh bones found in maintenance
>another captain signs up
>now we have three along with a security force about four strong with all-access
>the men in black aka the IAA fax centcomm and the response is a call for elections
>run our own shitty campaigns on newscasters, mint monte the man-mangler will take captaincy
>election time
>AI starts screaming about a cult in xenobio
>head down there, joined by a stormtrooper and the borgs
>together we kill several constructs, purge begins
>fucking election is still going on
>security force rallies and we more or less exterminate the cult
>lotta ded, bit of friendly fire
>sometime during this the AI dies
>election is finished and iunno who gets made captain, later meet clown who says there was a cover-up operation
>walk into the shuttle and watch as pajeet with a cult blade and a miner with an energy gun begin trying to kill everything they can see
>borg smacks them down, start giving them lashes in the shuttle prison
>random dude flashes cyborg
>punishment complete as the two of them die
fun round

>>130619078
nigger you got elected captain because you fucks sat around for an election while da real men were out deus vulting the station

>>130607356
He was an admin on Hippie for a bit, then he got fired.
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>>130619751
It's odd because I've been in the exact same situation before and actually did get the cult objectives.

>>130619831
As soon as I got converted I wound up in the middle of space on a medical ship that may or may not have been the satellite i'm not too familiar with the external areas. All I overheard were the constructs bitching at each other and I couldn't respond obviously because no communication rune and no way to make it. Through sheer luck I got back to the station and even then the only point at which any of us wound up working together was the murderbone after Pajeet harmbatoned the Cap to death and we knew we couldn't do shit.
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I fucking hate you goddamn idiots standing outside during a radstorm, jesus titfucking christ you just KNOW some of these assholes are doing it on purpose to see if they get KOOL POWERZ because they can count on us fucking idiots back at Medbay to put them back together before your liver literally implodes from the massive radiation damage you decided to sunbath from, holy fuck if you ever get caught by a radstorm and weren't AFK or restrained I do sincerely wish you would just randomly get chameleon and die with your sensors off you goddamn inbred mongoloid, you DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE
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>meteors act as low-grade bombs and not immovable rods
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>>130619625
>Fighting after the round ends and generating combat logs. The exception is Marines and aliens fighting, or fighting against spawned Antags (Russian attack teams, W-Y Assassins, etc). End of Round Grief is an IMMEDIATE 3 hour ban with no warnings.
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>>130618848
>you will never shrink Rail and make her your pet pocket bird
Feels bad senpai.
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>>130619625
Is the server even fun enough to justify this
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>>130619902
fuck you hop you were just jealous that I had a better campaign.
>tfw you realize people wouldn't have died if you didn't dick around in the courtroom.
SUCH IS THE PRICE OF FREEDOM. FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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>>130619625
>Examples of metagaming:
>Suicide without an EXTREMELY good reason. "I'm logging out", or "Just Because" are quick ways to permaban.
Do these people even know what metagaming is
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>>130620740
no, I've played colonial marines and it's an unbalanced mess that usually leads to massive stalemates between the marines and xenos that last over 3 hours.

This is partly because xenos get x-ray vision for some retarded fucking reason which allows them to camp corners and generally draw out the round rather than being able to be surprised by the marine team
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How can I make an airlock only respond to my ID? Can't find anything on the wiki.
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is it me or does the ban list link not work
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>>130620973
Is the map even any good
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>>130621186
Can't, you can only give it a specific access restriction such as "Chef" or "Quartermaster". And it will still open for people with that access.
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>>130620973
Would you rather play that or the actual Colonial Marines game?
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>>130619625
>WT agents being allowed on CM ships
>The Sulaco not being destroyed

At least follow the CANON of the fucking universe if you're going to enforce horrible rules
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idea for new gamemode
it's like ragin' mages except it's vox raiders
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>>130621186
You'd need to give yourself some unique combination of accesses that no one else has, then set the door to require that combination of accesses.
Of course, anyone you locked out could simply batter the door down or deconstruct it if they really wanted to get in.
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idea for a new gamemode
The bad guys can only be damaged by light
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>>130622306
All-access would still work.
Besides, you'd either have to set the door to have every access you spawn with (at which point your coworkers and your head could open them), beg the HoP for completely unrelated access like Botany, or edit your access yourself at which point you'd just give yourself all access and make the door require every access level.
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>>130619625
>wearing your hardsuits helmet is metagaming
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>>130621608
>Would I rather eat dogshit or drink from a sewer

Just because one option is worse than the other doesn't mean the better option is automatically good.
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>>130622704
Well, it's a roleplay server where you're not supposed to know about the aliens before they're spotted. That's among the least stupid of the rules honestly.
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>>130623029
Which option is worse?
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Can lings absorb plasmamen?
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>>130623339
Yes.
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>>130623339
Yes.
Is there any way to catbeast someone through Genetics use?
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>>130623642
if that were possible that'd be too damn powerful.
Valids are a powerful tool.

Although I was turned into a monster ling once and a miner was turned into a catbeast by a wizard and no one tried to kill us
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>grow reefer in space
>smoke blunts
>play piano
>say "blorp"

Life as a grey is best life
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What's the lore of the alien races?
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>>130624637
Literally all of them are shit made up by furfags
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>>130621608
I would just not play videogames desu
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>>130624637
Greys are autistic
Vox are thieving cunts who talk funny
Plasmamen are AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ACK ACK
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>>130624637
Diona: lol nothing
Greys: lol nothing
Plasmamen: you died in a fire and are also autistic (likely because you are an ex-skeleton player as well)
Vox: you are a lobotomized and literally retarded outcast from the shoal of implausible and hastily thrown together lore, also you are a GMO clone and 100% sterile and Vox raiders are supposed to hate you
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>>130624637
greys made the humans who made the vox, dionas, and caused the plasmamen
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>>130625208
provide source on grey lore
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>>130624637
plasmamen are humans that got burned up by plasma fires and somehow survived in a life support suit.

Vox are a bunch of genetically modified bird cunts created to steal shit for a bunch of psychic assholes trying to ascend past their physical forms. The ones on the station are lobotimized raiders who are really dumb and aren't evil basically.

Greys are just ayy lmaos

Dionae are plant people who create massive living space stations known as gestalts by merging with one another and feed off the sun and other stars.
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>>130625269
google sources about aliens
your imagination
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>>130625397
the Vox on station were lobotomized because they broke the Inviolate, so far from good boys
remember: every Vox employee likely killed a human
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>>130625089
You take that backack
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>watching sawbones "depression" during oberserver
>"I want to kill myself"
>acts like a total cunt
>watching him PDA the typical circlejerk voxes back and forth trying to be cute and get a "date"

jesus fuck it's like watching a teenager

It might be funny now, but that's how it starts, every day more vox sympathizers until they are the normal rule, it happened to tg, then the heavy rp bullshit will start and it will be over by then
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Any simple sprites you want? I could make a couple while I'm here.
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>>130626082
A non-ghetto spear
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>>130625968
Everything about Sawbones reminds me of a teenager, even OOC.
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>>130626082
shorter sprites for greys
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I will support additional nonhumans every step of the way.
Then, when everyone is vox, is when I make my move.
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>>130625442
>sunburns and bad backs prove it
Holy fuck that makes me mad. Species have problems, that's how it works. Evolution doesn't create perfect life forms, especially with a complex system like the change to bipedal locomotion in humans or the loss of thick body hair within the past few million years.
In addition, we aren't supposed to live as long as we do these days, or at least we never had any selection for it, meaning that once you're past childbearing age, anything that happens to you doesn't remove your genes from the gene pool.
Add to that the fact that we can demonstrably see almost perfect similarity with our DNA and apes, and you have almost incontrovertible evidence that we didn't come from elsewhere.
When will faggots stop using pseudoscience and dumbass assumptions to support their idiotic claims that are clearly just made up to make people feel special?
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>>130624637
>treemen
Literally Groot.
>greys
Came to observe the prison experiment.
>skeletons
Wizard victims and geneticists. Now exclusively geneticists because of closeted furry meme cucks
>plasmen
Post-humans. Pickled in hardsuits during plasma fires. Either saltier skeletons or something out of https://youtu.be/FVzc20Bm8Xo?t=32s
>vox
Livestock. Someone thought it would be a good idea to genetically modify chickens even further and what they got were horrific Jar Jar Super Mutant vulture men. Zuhayr's we wuz cop out shit was just so he could get them made playable. All he wanted were avians in Halo cosplay. So when bay told him to fuck off initially he came here. Thanks buddy!
>everything else
Can only be obtained through what's essentially chim so it doesn't matter

t. lores
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>>130625968
RP is good. Everyone should talk in character and at least somewhat seperate themselves from their character.

Enforced RP is shit. It leads to everyone wanting a nice, safe station where nothing happens, like baystation.
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>>130626295
HE'S IN IT FOR THE LONG CON
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>>130625968
Sawbones is the fucking worst, I'd be able to tolerate him, though, if he didn't fucking shitpost about himself in the thread constantly
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What an autistic little gathering we had here.
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>chef makes nothing but deep fried weed 2 days in a row

Read the wiki or the cook book, it's not hard.
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>>130626442
>>130626262
>>130625968
hey im sawbones whats up boys voice your concerns here or in game
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>>130626442
>>130625968
Sawbones is the type of kid who will probably shoot up a school one day, let's be honest senpaitachi
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Effort will get you places in life people. Don't forget.


Also I was the one person that voted for Meta. You are all welcome.
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>>130626348
>He still thinks we came from primitive apes

Get red pilled and stop making a fool of yourself, my friend.
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>>130626640
>he doesn't
Muh conspiracy theories
Muh psuedoscience
Debate me, atheists
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>>130626348
i bet you think we've been around for millions of years and WERENT created by an almighty god you sick apefucking hindu
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>>130626640
>>130626348
boys if we're gonna talk conspiracies lets move this baiting to /x/
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>that AI
wasn't terrible but seriously holy shit. I don't expect to be top concern with door opening but when you tell me a wizard is in engineering, OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS TO HIM.
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>>130626376
That's literally not the vox lore though. The real lore is a lot more insulting to station vox, too, so I'm not sure why you souls want to believe it.
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> Honk mother demands that I collect all the pets
> Do so in 10 minutes
> Honk mother isn't there when I pray to notify her of my success
> Shows up later asking me if I succeeded
> She teleports me to the wizard outpost and turns me into a wizard
> I didn't ask for this
> Get no clothes, clown curse and survival abilities
> Start to spread the word of honkmother
> Validhunters out of the woodwork, everywhere
> Get shot at, stabbed, poisoned, chloraled, shot at again, nearly electrocuted, poison spit at from xenos and finally killed on shuttle

I just wanted to honk and be a silly clown

I never asked for this
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>first time traitor
>looking at traitor items
>hit lock option because I don't see any other way to go back to main PDA menu
>whoops you can't get traitor items anymore now because the ringtone thing is gone
God that was upsetting.
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>>130626780
Hi Rail
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>>130626732
I have no idea where that "souls" came from I meant to type wouldn't
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>>130626606
>tfw an unopened box of sliders and a row of unsliced donk pocket cakes and the chef fucks off for parts unknown
>tfw he wasn't even antag
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>>130626780
type "notes"
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>>130626767
Validhunting makes literally no sense to me. I'll kill a dude if I'm an antag and I have to but, like...why?
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there's a notes function in your character menu. it contains all you objectives, unlock codes, and back account info

if you can't find it in the character tab just type "notes" in the bar that the bottom
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>>130626767
>> get killed on the shuttle
BY GRUBBA.
You gotta admit that was some cool shit. I imagined we kinda had a stare-down and you ended up getting gunned-down. :)))))
Next time suicide fuccboi
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>>130626687
>>130626704
Mock now but you'll soon see that the reptile you have come to rely on, one "Bill Nye" will mislead you further, blinding you from the truth.
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>>130626871
But only admins can read notes man.
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>haven't played spess in ages
>be observer
>become chestbuster
>run around for a bit
>become hunter
>sit in nest and do nothing
>forget how to hivemind chat but don't want to ask
>plat 1 weed
>gun runs in
>forget i'm on help intent and get shot
>sit in nest some more
>whisper ayy and lmao to a berd
>sleep on one of the plant things
>can't wake up
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>>130626627
thats what I thought bitchasses
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So yeah, Rail. Emergency pump was on, that's why there was no air.
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>>130626780
Ahelp it you meatloaf
Press F1
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>>130626864
because years of "giving antags a chance" and getting fucking roasted in return has hardened the hearts of the crew. Wizards are kill on sight, lings are kill on sight, vampires are kill on sight, vox raiders are kill on sight.
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>>130626961
Character notes, not player notes
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>>130626849
>>130626871
No, I had the ringtone code but clicked lock" on the PDA, the "choose ringtone" button wasn't on the PDA anymore.
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>>130626809
sp00ky mane you got some ghosts
The bay backstory is fucking retarded any way you slice it. I spent a whole two minutes thinking the other shit up two years ago and I'm sticking with it.
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>>130626152
Here you go.
x32 size: http://i.imgur.com/tPKNM0V.png

>>130626272
I don't know what those look like or have it on hand. the problem with that is that the hands would need to be in the same place as the humans (don't they?)
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>>130626968
I did relay that to her but I think she may have already been unconscious by the time I did so

>>130627001
Either you looked in the wrong place or that's a bug
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>>130626983
Except in that case the wizard was the round start clown, I even explained repeatedly that I didn't want any of this and that I just wanted to honk. I didn't even have antag objectives until after I mind-swapped with the IAA when I was about to get my shit bashed in.
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>>130626864
I tried helping out Vox raiders just so the round wouldn't become extended and after helping them the entire round I got murdered 4noraisin even though they have an objective literally telling them not to murder.
I systematically valid Vox raiders on principle now.
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>>130626798
Has Rail EVER been antag? Getting culted by someone else does not count
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>>130627312
Who gives a fuck.
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>>130627312
He got auto traitored or vamped once and just hid in his department like a cuck
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>>130627230
It irks me so much when they don't respect the Inviolate because that's a one-way ticket to Shitroundsville
I don't even know why
But every time I've seen raiders who don't respect the Inviolate, the round is shit
Maybe it's just that the ones who do follow the Inviolate also make better raiders
It might not be a causal relationship, but it is clearly a relationship
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you're a clown. you're expected to be robust and come up with creative ways of dealing with bad situations. Like slip him on a peel, take his ID, and lock the IAA in his office with the shutters closed. Should be even easier as a wizard with magic missle.
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>>130626767
You betrayed me clown, I thought we were friends
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>>130627312
Barely
She got turned into a ling once by admins but had to ask how to absorb people
Allegedly she plays nuke ops but I've never seen it

Actually the first round I ever saw her she was a traitor but I think she later disabled the option
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>>130627412
>>130626871
do none of you shitheads know how to quote people?
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>>130627412
Speaking of, do you need access to send a fax?
Could I team up with a clown to send Centcomm prank messages requesting laser tag tournaments and shit?
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>>130626627
stop being a huge static naming faggot
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am I doing it right?
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>>130627394
It's because raiders who follow the inviolate are in for the fun being a special antag brings them. Those who don't just see being an antag as a "Kill everything" "Get out of jail free" card.

One group views it as a way to play the game a different way, the other views it as a way to play the game on the opposite team.

That also applies to validhunters, they aren't there to experience something different, they just want to win against the other team.

Obviously, if both the antags and the validhunter play to win, that's fine, but it also makes for very standard and boring rounds. When the antags want to do something interesting, they better be prepared to be extremely fucking robust to survive. The last round's clown is an example, even before getting his wizard powers, sec was on his ass and he caused the hos to stun himself on his own stunbaton, and he survived for way longer than a regular wizard with absolutely no offensive spells.

Conversely, when the antags play to win, and the rest of the crew doesn't, it can make interesting rounds where the crew tries to survive a maniac or a force trying to kill all of them, the fun survival stories that crop up stem from those rounds.
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>>130627667
Yes
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>knee rod guy says he will be back in an hour
>no posts hours later

Lads
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@130627667
Heck no buddy you got it all mixed up there
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>>130627412
The clown didn't have magic missile, he even spoke a lot, in full view of us, while we were armed. He slipped away from us for half an hour, repeatedly.

And the only person he killed was Rail
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>>130627868
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I know how to fix Heist
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Holy fuck you people weren't kidding, /tg/ really is furfags
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>>130628302
dlc and microtransactions?
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>>130627868
He's either minus a leg or a one legged skeleton now. RIP spessman
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>>130628302
Goldfarb?
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>>130628336
>tfw /tg/ has better ayy sprites
>tfw /tg/ chestbursters take ten (10) real life minutes to hatch
fug
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>>130627609
be the change you want to see, buddy
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>>130628302
Hot dancefloor action?
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Reminder that we are the ONLY major server with such shit and incredibly outdated Malf and Ling.
Reminder that we are the ONLY major server with one hit stuns.
Reminder that we are the ONLY major server with so few roundstart antags.
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>>130628489
Ok then I will start going out of my way to slowly make your ingame time hell, to the point you won't want to play anymore
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>>130628591
I just want a fucking antag able to kill/effect people with posing and dance moves
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>>130627868
Was knee rod guy the same guy that said in the thread he got in a car accident like me and his life was saved only because he was the only one in the car wearing a seat belt?

I feel his pain, but been living with all this pain for 15 years now.
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>>130628712
if you really want to sure
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I'm gonna try out the Colonial Marines server!
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>>130628712
Dude
I don't think you want to do this
Sawbones seems like the kind of person this is impossible to do to and he might just do the same to you but worse
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I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns please feel free to contact you to be a good time to get a chance to look at the end of the individual or entity to which it is a good time to talk to you soon as possible and delete the original
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>>130628819
Hope you're on PrEP
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>>130628934
I don't know what that is!
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>>130628770
i think that was leon
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>>130628906
...for a good time call?
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>>130628906
Who let silicons post here?
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>>130626295
>tfw the day you are the sole human on the entire crew
>whenever the urge hits you, you can just command the AI and borgs to begin the purge
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>>130626864
if you kill the antags and call the shuttle, you can get another antag roll next round because that antag was shit because it wasn't you
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