Stealing is fun edition
>>Deck lists, news etc:
I really hate this game by now. Thinking about selling my accounts. Anyone have any experience with that?
1 account has
>golden shaman and warlock
>20 legendarys (including all adventure ones)
>all adventures unlocked
>1.1k dust atm
2. account has
>no goldens, best is 433 paladin victories
>29 legendarys (including adventure ones)
>all adventures unlocked
>640 dust atm
>monthly card backs since august 2014
What would these accounts go for? Or someone knows any trusted site where I can sell them?
what do you think? is this the season I finally get rank 5?
This brawl is pretty funy if you play priest
This general is deader than dogshit
2 mana for 5 damage? Sure, its good. Any class would eventually use it.
>How do I git gud? I've never been below rank 4
Literally just play more. As long as you play long enough, you are more or less guaranteed to advance to legend.
literally dead game
Depends. Ideally you'd like the 5 damage to hit the face. If that damage hits a minion with 1 or 2 HP, it's a waste. In that case explosive trap is much better. And let's not mention the trigger condition, which is arguably harder than the enemy summoning something or attacking your face.
I think it would be better in hybrid hunter where you can actually go a little bit for board control.
Is zoo in a good spot right now? I've recently built one and I'm thinking about clombing with it next month. What are it's worst matchups? From what I've tested Freeze mage is almost unwinnable, but the rest seems fine.
Post from 1 hour ago is visible from the bottom of the page. They weren't kidding when they said dead game, holy shit.
average aggro player
>has a life and family, no time for long games
>is f2p, just wants to do some quick games so he gets some gold to increase his collection
>doesnt rage about RNG and bad matchups
>gracefully concedes when the game is lost, doesnt rope
average "control" player
>overweight, lives at home
>spends every cent of his social security paychecks on blizzcon virtual tickets, wow gold, and digital cards
>will rope every turn if he thinks hes being beaten "unfairly"
>whines and complains on bnet about his 300 dollar deck losing to f2p decks until blizz adds more and more braindead aggro counters for him to buy
>as soon as he gets his way, he will defend blizzard to the death because their games are the only thing he has to live for
average aggro player
>raging crybaby who concedes as soon as the first taunt hits the board
>shrieks at the top of their lungs when i get rich and stop their babby autopilot deck
>only plays aggro because he needs to fit in some fnaf before school
It's the middle of fucking Saturday and the thread's about to literally die. What is happening?
Meta is stale and frustrating
The only news from blizzard from the last 2 months has been a video from Ben Brode asking people to stop asking them for updates
There has only been 1 major tourney since christmas
Very little to talk about really
is 55% win rate good? Only play one class but have positive win rate against every class. I kind of stop playing the game once I hit rank 5. Feel like I need 60% before its worth bothering.
pay to win, or play to lose
your choice goy
you don't even need him.
you need brann. Emperor and alex if you have them too for extra easy.
>dropping emperor on 2 with Maly, Alex, Thalnos, Evis and Shiv in hand
Most disgusting brawl in my life. This poor nigga had no idea.
I'm honestly sad that this brawl will go away. Doing quest like 3 win with shaman is way more fun here.
I'm the only player that runs this card.
And I'm a
>no one with a life plays this game enough to grind 800 gold for adventures
Nigga I didnt spend a cent and have all expansion. Ièm just doing my dailies everyday. Like right now, I have 2k gold ready for next set. Just do you dailies, by the rows, and by some cards when a set come out. How hard is it? You can be sure that I'll have 3500 gold ready for the next adventure around this summer.
>le lemme change ur mind XD
>le Auchenai 0 mana full board flamestrike XDD
>le 5 mana consecrate with board healing XDDD
>le pyromancer + cleric infinite draw XDDDD
>le 2/3 mana removal for anything that hasn't 4 attack XDD
>le fatigue XDDD
>well played XDDD
FUCKKKM PRIEST HOLY FUCKCKCKCCJCJCJKDKTNC
>coin innervate shredder as response to northshire
>aspirant turn 2, he plays curator
>death does not scare me on 3
>swipe it, kill with shredder
>minibot+another shredder come out
>you have bested me
This might be the worst Tavern Brawl yet, and I thought Banana Brawl was bad. Also if you disagree with me then you're a cuck.
Hi, this is my Fatigue Spell crafter mage deck.
So at first I just made this as a joke but after a few modifications and an insane win streak (15-4) I decided to show you all. Anyhow so basically you don't necessarily kill them with fatigue damage but you basically run their cards thin enough by extreme removal and healing that they're cornered into how they play.
Loses to Wombo Combo.
The Spellslingers are really the only weak links as they give spells to your opponent but otherwise it can be pretty fucking hilarious being on 15 life and dropping a tournament medic, gaining 4 armor and 2 health and just laughing as your opponent tries to figure out how the fuck to burn through an 8 health minion or just fucking die. Why Mage? Well mage has the most spells that will get you out of a fucking mess without killing your own shit basically. Also it's hero power is actually relatively speaking to the rest of it's cards not that great. It seems good when you're playing mage because you have all these other cards but when you realise you can have 4 armor a turn and a fireball? Shit gets out of hand real quick.
Why aren't we running fireballs? Well simply enough we're not going for spell damage finishers. Fireballs are sometimes great for killing minions but for the most part 6+ health minions aren't being played currently.
Anyhow try it see if you like it- You're going to get fucking wrecked by RNG sometimes but overall its a super fun deck. Don't worry about getting Finley late btw, it's much harder early game to know what type of hero power you want, later on you can figure out the one you want.
ENTOMB SHITS OVER ANY MAGE REMOVAL EVER
AUCHENAI + CIRCLE OF HEALIBG SHITS OVER FLAMESTRIKE SIMPLY BECAUSE IS DOESN'T FUCKING ANNIHILATE YOUR TEMPO
HOLY NOVA WOULDN'T EVEN BE A PROBLEM IF IT WASN'T FOR FUCKING VELEN'S CHOSEN
AND DON'T FUCKING GET ME STARTED ON JUSTICAR
>Get a bad deck in arena, just mediocre minions and almost no good spells
>Get owned due to minion quality first game, win second game
>Third game get good starting hand, coin chugga on turn 1, and enemy drops nothing and totems turn 2.
>DC after dropping annoyotron on turn 2 and queuing an attack into totem
>reconnect on turn 5, the game didn't even register me dropping annoyotron and attacking the totem
>no aoe in deck, no comeback mechanics. I'm fucked so I concede
Man, first time I felt like playing arena in a month and I get this shit.
>priest plays auchenai and then suicides their zombie chows
Just played against a combo druid, he tried to do the double savage roar bullshit to me and since I kept priest healing to 28-30 hp and the combo only does 6+6+6+5 he couldn't win.
damn I hate getting outskilled so good...
Legitimately rank 6 now. Not that you'll believe me anyhow. I don't think it's the best deck around but it's super strong and I don't consider my self to be that great of a player.
Tournament Medic is the most underrated card in this meta. I'm not sure people realise how good it is. It's not inherently strong but it's one of the stickiest cards you can get. It's not a huge threat on the board but for your opponent to need to go through 8 damage before it dies it works very similar to a Doomsayer.
It either draws agro or it doesn't, and both cases are generally good for you.
I would argue against that. I've had them live for an insane amount of turns. People can't afford to kill them if they're played at the correct time and they survive through most board clears.
Of course sometimes you get wrecked like Cabal Shadow priest and your life turns to ruins but I value the card as top tier- in specific decks.
>Still have Straza in my hand with 1 durability on Deaths Bite and Grommash in hand too.
>and after your alexstrasza he arcane golems into double po into faceless
How meme'd am I gonna get
>Play 15 casual games
>Only one secret paladin, a shitter that spam emote but he lose
>0 combo druid
>0 solitaire game
I had fun playing Hearthstone today.
That was unexpected, I bet this will never happen again.
Holy fuck what if they reworked a lot of the huge drops and they had the keyword
that stopped them from dying to destroy keyword cards?
And it would only be on certain things like Deathwing and Gruul- enemies that were bosses in the game?
>never draw reno no matter how many cards I draw
I don't get the hype. I'm just constantly dying to shaman shitters and perfect curve paladins and there's nothing I can do. Why the fuck would I ever play this instead of just zoo?
Losing doesn't make me less bored.
It's pissing me off since I have all the cards for it, all the legendaries and everything. And there are SO many situations where if I just drew the fucking reno I'd win, but I simply don't draw it despite going through half my deck by turn 6. Then I realize it's a fucking 1 of and I'm like "oh yeah..."
This brawl is beautiful.
90% winrate, literally just cycle cards and clear with fan+skulker until turn 5, then assblade, turn 6+7 buff it and win. Nobody is running taunts or ooze.
>I mean you're basically saying "I hate maths, maths is stupid" right now
How am I saying that? I need to draw a 1 of card and I'm not drawing it so I lose because the deck has next to no early game.
I'm saying I don't draw it, not even in my starting hand. What, am I just supposed to mull everything for reno every game?
>play rank 15 ladder
>nothing but golden heroes with tier 1 decks
>say "fuck it", switch back from renolock to demon zoo
>first game, against a mage with turn 1 mana wyrm. dominate the board from the start even with just a turn 2 creeper turn 3 imp gang play, make effective trades all game, make a brann argus turn 7 play to clear his boom and apprentice and water ele and whatnot, dropping 2 free doomguards on the board from trading 2 voidcallers, and after he fireballs me to 7 I play loatheb, causing him to concede with 4 cards in hand but not enough mana to use them (otherwise 2nd fireball ping would kill me).
Yeah idk why I bothered with that highlander deck in the first place. Welcome home, sweet sweet consistency :^)
>10 hours a day for a year
That's a bit disingenuous. I've played for a year or so already completely f2p and I didn't even really play arena (only around 100 wins to date).
The trick is to study the game first so you know what the important commons are first (before it was deathrattle, now mech takes that role pretty well, just mech <class> since the good ones are mostly neutrals and commons), and get those cards first, DE'ing the other shit from packs you don't need until you have a deck you can reasonably complete dailies with for at least 3-4 classes.
After that it's just time. The problem is that everyone wants HS to be their main game, and they want everything and they want it NOW! In reality people shouldn't take it that seriously at all. Literally just play to complete your dailies, maybe even save them up and min/max them by re-rolling, and then close the fuck out of the game and do something else. You do THAT for a year, and tavern brawls, and you'll have a pretty decent collection of important commons and rares in just a couple of months. A year and you'll have competitive decks in every class. Stay in rank 18-20.
Just fucking play something else the majority of the time, it's easy. This game isn't that great in the first place, if you can tell by all of the complaining here. Certainly not worth spending any money on. If you REALLY, *MUST* HAVE a strategy card game as your main game to spend hours on every day, google "woogerworks cockatrice". Play magic the gathering on that, for absolutely free, and you get all of the cards to start with. You just need to know the rules of the game since it isn't automated, but otherwise you get the whole game for free and can play hundreds of people on their server. They even have drafts and shit.
I'm not talking about 30 wins you fucking sperglord. That's insanity, even with a full collection I'd never do that shit.
Honestly even with so many cards I still mostly just play for dailies every couple of days, and rank 5 (already got legend). The game is best enjoyed in small doses. Any time you start "grinding" you'll just feel like shit and hate everyone and everything. Small doses are where it's "fun".
Some people actually like playing video games. I know it's hard to imagine. But some people are demented that way. Some people are actually okay with playing a game to unlock the late-game content. It's really hard to understand, especially if you started playing video games post daily quests, post-DLC, post-season pass, post-micro transactions.
But some people, Anon. Some people once upon a time would have fun and get a sense of achivement when they powerleveled through a game they enjoyed and unlocked end game content.
Some faggot playing Dragon Warrior BMs me all game. I beat his ass with my skillful Dr.6. He of course adds me after the match. Please add him and tell him to stick his tier 69 dragon dildo deck up his ass.
I don't know what you're getting at here, exactly...
I mean if you actually enjoy playing to 30 wins every day with next to no cards then be my guest? I'm speaking to the people who complain that they don't have all of the cards immediately and don't want to play nothing but hunter forever. The people who don't want to grind 30 wins a day, and who also don't want to deal with botting.
I feel like you may also be defending people spending money to get the content immediately so they can "actually play the video game", but that's also retarded so again, I don't know what point you're making. There are tons of better games out there to play while you slowly build your collection via dailies. Hearthstone isn't the only game in the world.
Priest is the only viable option in this tavern brawl due to all the +health cards.
>he use swipe has his first move
>he triggers snake trap by attacking my mad scientist
>mad scientist die into another snake trap, he triggers that snake trap by attacking a snake from the previous snake trap
>he uses his hero power, dart trap kill his 5/5 shadow of naxxramas
>I summon leokk into a sea of snakes for 10 damages
Why is other people misery so fun.
>play grinder mage
>play tempo mage
>play control warrior
>play midrange patron with korkrons and shit
This fucking meta is too damn aggressive man, wtf? If you aren't doing significant shit in the first 4 turns of the game, you already lost 80% of the time it seems.
My point was that some people have a different mental "starting point" when they approach games. They like a game, so they want to play it to eventually unlock the late game content.
The notion of stopgaps, paywalls, limited gold/progress per day is a weird concept to some people. Some people don't necessarily start with the assumption a game needs to be played casually, a few times a day over a long time. Some people are used to the idea (as antiquated as it is), that to unlock a game's content, you play it repeatedly. That effort and binge playing will pay off. Sure, you can play games a few times a day when you're bored in between other tasks. But what if you happen to like the game and want to play it longer?
>tfw when you find a new face hunter ultra aggressive formula
>and it works
you'll get dick because no one with a brain will pay for this game, you'd have to try some dumbass site full of blizzdrones but the mods will ban you faster than it takes to microwave a hotpocket
Joke on you I went from angry chicken to rank12 today with that deck.
I just wanted to meme 2 or 3 people on casual with shit like "dart trap" and "brave archer" just like I play Milhouse Memestorm and Cho' for fun from time to time. I kept on laddering until the first loss which happened at rank12, now I wonder if I try to reach rank5 tonight with some secret paladin for maximum shittering...
Someone could post the "this is low quality bait"? I don't have it rn.
>If you aren't doing significant shit in the first 4 turns of the game, you already lost 80% of the time it seems.
Well yeah this isn't magic where you keep man up for Doom Blade and Counterspells. You have to develop a board and fight for initiative. Tempo is important.
>Restricting yourself from playing certain decks for poor reasons such as “that deck is too cancer for me to play” limits so many players from doing better.
Take it from a pro player. You will never get good with that attitude.
More like >>>/yourmomvagina/ amiright
huehue dart trap hit the face 100% of time
Looked at cause of cleavage, became more interested in the Hearthstone necklace nestled in between those knockers. Anyone know where I can get one?
How would you unfuck this deck? Hovering around 13-15
I feel there are too many 1-cost minions or something
get rid of the voidcallers, they suck without malganis, dropping in void terrors at 3/3 and voidwalkers is awful
put in flame imps
get dark peddlers if you dont have them, its the first wing of loe and put those in instead of zombie chows
yeah I know it's a flood-type zoo deck and I don't have any of the legendaries like mal'ganis to build a heavier lategame
Done and almost done, need a little more gold for loe
Drop the chows for another sergeant
get a malganis in instead
>ZOMBIE CHOW IN A ZOO DECK WHAT THE FUCK
use my deck rank 4 atm
>from the website of one of the most popular hearthstone streamers who constantly whines like a little bitch about how much he hates the game and how bullshit the RNG is
here's your (you)
What decks are 'fuck you' decks? Decks that use unconventional means to win, where your opponent cannot just ass-pull a counter to your win condition and if you lose, it's generally because you made a misplay. Decks that would kill your opponent before their gimmicky bullshit deck OTK's you, or otherwise counters OTK or gimmicky decks.
Does that make any sense? I'm just sick of getting meme'd on. I'm thinking decks like control-fatigue warrior probably is like this. But also maybe like freeze mage.
>Zombie Chows in a Zoo deck
>Voidcaller without Mal'Ganis
-2 Chows +2 Flame Imps
-1 Mortal Coil +1 Abusive
-2 Voidcallers +2 Pedllers
-1 Dire Wolf +1 Sea Giant
Voila your deck is now not shit
>cause of the cleavage
That cleavage is a lie, anon. She's flat as fuck.
This is what she looks like without a pushup bra and without her arms squished together to make her look like anything more than an A-cup.
this is what i used to get to rank 5 this season, idk famm
I'm not looking for a deck that counters everything. If I get my shit handed to me by an oil rogue, I understand I fucked up somewhere. But I really hate patron warriors and renolocks because there's literally nothing I can do to stop the assrape
Read the article. Dude won three big tournaments in a row. You can't claim that's because of RNG. Playing well and playing good decks is how you win. Saying a deck is "cancer" is what scrubs to do shield their ego from the truth. The truth is that they suck because their scrub mentality keeps them from getting good. If you don't play to win you shouldn't get mad when you lose.
>le sekrets :^) man getting fucked by crowd favorite
I'm playing Crowd Favorite. Do you really think I'm trying to hit Legend here?
That guy is incredibly lucky. There are people who win the powerball too and become rich overnight, I don't think they're "good" at playing the lottery.
But please: explain to me how you can play secret paladin "better" than someone else.
>play Control Warrior
>everyone is Paladin or Druid
>switch to Patron
>everyone is Priest or Renolock
So how much gold do you have ready for the next set guys? I'm not sure when exactly it's going to come out, but if its in March it should be fine.
Are you serious here. Do oyu think you're make 0 decision per game?
Start a game, then each time you need to chose: what to play, what to attack, hero power or card, etc. note it down. Then look at your ''decision list'' after the match.
It might be smaller for secret pally compared to renolock or freeze mage, but it's there.
Also you may not realize but hold x card for something specific, when playing against a specific deck/class is part of the ''skills''. Just like learning when to play loatheb against each decks.
>That guy is incredibly lucky.
So he just got lucky match after match, which are best of 5 mind you. The hours of testing decks and line ups had nothing to do with his success, it must have all been luck. Round after round he just got lucky, law of averages be damned. You just sound salty. You clearly suck at this game and the thought of someone being better than you goes against everything your mom told you as a kid growing up. You look at someone that worked hard for their accomplishments and boil it down to "That guy is incredibly lucky". Please kill your self you waste of space.
who did he play against?
you realize getting lucky doesnt just mean in games, it also means getting matched verse shitty opponents that got lucky to be there
everyone always talked about how good streamers were because they were always in tournaments and winning
>savj is good
>kolento is good
but where are they now?
random scrubs are winning tournaments just because the player base is biggger for tournaments so "good" players have more chances to get unlucky or lucky
>imp-losion my own minion to get lethal off 4x knife juggler
is there any better feeling
Warlock is the most variable class. It can be the thinking man's class as the handlock, or it can be cancer RNG praying faggotry like zoo, with many variations inbetween.
Putting in 4-6 hours a day to get good at a game is working hard towards a goal. I know its hard for entitled children like you to imagine. Mommy said you were special and never made you work hard for anything. That's why you're a NEET virgin forever alone. Women don't need a second pussy.
Pretty sure it spawns the imps first; my minion (dead) was still on the board while the imps spawned
Had 3 on the board and summoned 4 so I didn't have to worry about it but it's good to know
Well now I feel so bad about losing my way down to Rank 5.
>Putting in 4-6 hours a day to get good at a game is working hard
Here's your (you), you deserve it for making me laugh so hard at you, lol
>people think this game = no skill
Seriously, why would you even play?
Some decks require MORE skills than other, but still, it require skills.
>why would you even play?
idk, why would you play super smash bros with your friends when you were a kid?
it's fun if you don't take it so seriously. some of us actually have careers, surprisingly enough. you don't know what "skill" really means in the real world.
>it's fun if you don't take it so seriously. some of us actually have careers
you think I don't? 28 y/o reporting in. Doing my dailies in hs is relaxing most of the time. But I wouldn't play if it was literally skilless.
I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF ELOISE.
WHERE IS SHE
How am I a pedo for wanting to fuck THIS while holding her against a wall.
No one is seriously saying it's "literally" skilless. It just has an incredibly low skill ceiling and outcomes of games are more often than not the result of luck rather than skill, i.e. games where there was nothing the loser could have done differently to have won with the knowledge they had.
I should've taken pics that one time where she was wearing a thin shirt and no bra. Boner rising nipples pokes.
No matter, Feb 8th she'll be in cosplay.
The promised day is upon us.
Black/White here, I have, and will, only date asian women
To each their own
>Peaceful argument on 4chan
Hey I've got the watch and learn quest, can someone who's playing add me so I can get it? I'm gencross#1155
He is played in:
>dragon warlock - tier 3 deck
>zeus shaman - tier 5 deck
>"miracle" rogue - ayyy lmao
>velen priest - literally memes
>tech card in freeze mage - I don't know why would you tech it to improve win rate against warriors from 1% to 5%
Surely he is not dust.
Probably the best outcome I've got out of Confessor, I also summoned 2 Rags with one heal later.
Are you new to this game?
I'm just curious because a while back I remember hearing how shit priest was and how you couldn't climb ladder work it, but now it's getting talked about a lot more.
What rank are you? Is priest really seeing a comeback? Because I've only seen handkocks. Egg druids, and flamewankers.
goddamn. I took a major break from anything HS related since the disaster that was TGT, then came back.
are you serious? a minion that heals to full HP?
>wasting your time at all making a video claiming you're working on shit
is ben brode that retarded or is blizz that desperate?
I play her only because I like the effect and the entry quote + music, I can't count the times she summoned Majordomo for me and that was an instaloss, but still I just like playing her. Besides, I'm playing a very shitty version of reno priest, I'm not gonna climb with this deck anywhere near rank 5+, so usefullness is not that important to me.
>Replies to crappy shit like url related
>Refuses to acknowledge peoples suggestions about how they could fix the game
The team working on hearthstone are retards.
Just see reno; when creating it they didn't think reno warlock would be any good, they thought reno shaman would be great though ??
Reno is way too good and will only get better every adventure/expansion added, you can't ignore something like that
will I make it lads?
What's Blizzard going to do with Anduin within the context of the main Warcraft series? Is he going to end up somehow becoming the new Thrall and "main hero" of the story or will he end up "corrupted" and become the boss of some raid?
many people will tell you to go naxx>loe>brm
i prefer loe>nax>brm
loe is much more fun and the cards are must haves, but both loe and naxx have mandatory cards
brm has good flavor shit like thaurissan and imp gang boss but is not that important unless you need those specific cards
Use your gold for arena runs (run multiple accounts for more experience in drafting if you have the time and commitment to doing the daily with gimp decks)
You will need naxx if you want to actually have fun with this game, and LoE came out with some really good cards that are too good to pass up (Brann, reno, entomb), Blackrock is basically first wing and done unless you need a specific card.
thank you Valeera for the easy win
>And the mage class along with him.
Antonidas isn't absolutely necessary in any mage deck except maybe mech mage which sees 0 play.
In freeze he's just a nice extra and in tempo ragnaros is arguably better anyway.
who /wastoolazytogolegendthisseason/ here?
>going from 6000 to top 100 in the last day of the month
no hope, most people who will finish top 100 are already around there now. The highest I've been is top 200.
The legend rank system is really fucked.
i have NEVER , never EVER played against a rogue that didint had backstab in starting hand
NEVER EVER not even trolling
>tfw you play Divine Favor against a freeze mage with a full grip and then later you drop Reno after they try to combo off.
If you're used to playing oil rogue, just keep in mind that you can't dump your hand.
You have no sprints and to activate the gadgetzan auctioneer you need your spells so try to conserve them.
Also you don't necessarily need board control to win, though you may need to deal some damage with minions your main priority is to keep drawing cards to assemble the combo, but your priorities still depend on the matchup.
i haven't been able to find a lot of malygos rogue videos either.
I listened to you guys and built a secret paladin deck I climbed from rank 17 to 12. How the fuck have they not nerfed this shit by now.
I know there are way more experienced player here.
Im rank 11 and want arena help so I can rack more arena wins constantly. Any good bros help a noob out? I have also check out the two links in the op.
What are other options to replace instead of LJ in any class??
This meme hunter's got to be the most fun I've had in this game in a while.
There are ~2 ways I play arena.
1) Mediocre. Generally when I use heartharena I end up having an arena run like this. I get 3 wins for my 3 losses, plus an additional 1-3 free wins based on my skill differential compared to fucking idiot players, especially in the two-losses bracket. I pick good cards, play good cards, try to curve.
2) Good. Generally 6-12 wins, although this is just a mindset, I'm sure in a large enough sample size I'd have scrub winrates during drafts where I had this mindset. You don't draft cards thinking about how good or bad they are, you draft cards thinking of how they can let you win. How they can kill your opponent. How they can close off any lines of play your opponent has and fuck them up the ass.
As your deck forms, you need to ask yourself - based on my class and what I have so far, during what turns can I pin my opponent down in preparation for tearing his anal membranes? Maybe you burst out the gate with minibot and/or argent protector and paladin him to death. Maybe you board clear as rogue around turns 3-5 and never give up tempo after that, until it's time to facefuck him. Maybe you survive to t7 as druid and play Ancient of War, Ironbark Protector, North Sea Kraken, well played. Maybe you do what mages ALWAYS fucking seem to do and grind out the fucking game to turns 10+ while still having a full hand due to hero power card advantage fucking fuck. Or you do something less stereotypical.
In any case, your goal is to take the game to a place where your opponents can't contest it. Where they're helpless, and you can win as a matter of course. You can't play fair. Playing fair doesn't get you your money back. Curving out and matching wits with your opponent is ok, but it doesn't get ME my money back, specifically. You need to define the terms of engagement in a way your deck is built for and your opponent's deck almost certainly is not.
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but they're good enough in zoo.
Not amazing, but pretty fun.
i fuckin swear to god ther is a hack out there
out of nowhere they fuckin change the deck type
>First few Arena opponents are Druids, Hunters and Warriors and I melt through them
>At six wins, face nothing but Mages, Paladins and Rogues and get destroyed
The fuck is the point of playing Arena when only three classes are competitive?
>Renolock is listed as T1 deck
>Win against it every single time, be it playing control, aggro, combo, doesn't matter
Why is this deck so overhyped? It's just seem like a bad version of Demonlock to me
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Would you play Boundless Hellfire?
>4 Mana, Deal 1 damage per mana crystal you have to ALL characters. Shuffle this card back into your deck.
So at 4 mana, it's a +1 spelldamage hellfire.
At 10 mana, it's a +7 spelldamage hellfire.
do you wish poeple terminal cancer sometimes
I'm really getting fucking tired of being obligated to keep living roots in my starting hand, and because of it, having growth/innervate much less. Am I the only one who wants to cut this shit?
Anyone else using the Raging Worgen OTK combo? It's 32 damage from your hand and the combo pieces can be played outside of the combo well enough in Patron Warrior. I just put 1 copy of Faceless Manipulator, 1 copy of Raging Worgen, and 1 copy of Charge. Against faster decks Charge is the only really dead card and even that can be used as part of a Frothing Berzerker combo if you have a bit of a board and any kind of Whirlwind-like effect.
These cards feel like an auto-win against any priest or slow Reno deck. It's really satisfying taking someone from 30 to 0 in one go.
Post favorite card back.
I like this one the best because it's comfy as fuck and easy on the eye.
>rogue plays teacher prep sap backstap coin deadly on turn 4
>People playing secret pala on casual
Literally fucking why?
It's one of the most boring deck in the game, so it's not like they do it for fun.
There's no skill involved in that deck, so it's not like you need to pèractice before tainting the ladder with your cancer or something
>Everyone hates the guts out of that deck and is sick of playing them 50% of the times
Literally kill yourself.
It's so perfect for Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall.
What a good card.
>There's no skill involved in that deck
Literally what everyone says about every meta deck.
Too much stuff on one minion, pick one and stick with it.
nightmare for blizzard QA
bad and boring, priest doesn't have a deck that floods the board.
ok i guess
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What do you mean by "bard"? DnD style? Buffing your stuff? Then maybe Priest.
Priest heal a lot, clears the board a lot, and has a "mind control theme" wich means that they are dirty niggers that steal your opponent's stuff. They are also able to do some tricky tricks to turn their healing in a shitton of damage.
Would Floating Watcher be too clunky to fit in Zoo? You could play it on curve and tapping next turn, or play him on t6 alongside a Flame Imp to get a 6/6 to keep him out of BGH range, and tapping next turn to get value out of him. But probably that's a bit too slow and situational for zoo.
>be on a horrible arena streak
>struggling to get 4 wins
>keep getting tgt packs
why must blizzard kick me when I'm down?
Should I sub the Dwarf for Gormok? Gormok's effect is more situational, but it's not hard to have a big board with Zoo so he's fairly consistent. Also, if Brann happens to be on board he's fucking brutal. But it looks a lot like a win more card so I dunno.
Dwarf on the other hand is more reliable, I just need 1 minion on board to get value out of him, while Gormok needs 4. Dwarf also benefits from Brann, even if a bit less, and he has the added benefit to be able to hatch eggs. What is better?
enjoy this picture i saved of eloise pantsu, actually you can't really see them but that dirty slut definitely showed them off that stream
>opponent is on 6 health
>you're on 20
>still have to desperately remove all his minions with terrible trades in order to avoid combo