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Its okay to play as a girl anon, just dont be
FUCKINGgay about it.
>tfw playing Nasus with 40% CDR, deadmans, and chilly mittens
>You're the only retard to use two ">" in every reply you post.
You do realize how quoting works, right?
If I'm quoting a greentext I'm obiously going to include the original > from the original greentext to, resulting in a double >.
If I'm quoting just a straight post, there'll only be one.
>calls others underage while admitting to being a newfag
I don't play ADC at all.
xth for retard with no brain
>Kat spergs out
Ranked is fun.
>play against a Blitz
>barely lands any hooks
>spams laugh and mastery 5 emote
>have to endure horrible grinding sound effect for 40 minutes
2 questions? Why are Blitz players insufferable show off autists? Every one I play with and against acts like they have downs or are foreign
Second why did Riot add a show off emote along with the mastry system when it just adds more worthless spam to the game?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You're the only retard to use >>>>>>>>>>>>two ">" in every reply you post.
>>>>>>>>>>You do realize how quoting works, right?
>>>>>>>>>If I'm quoting a greentext I'm >>>>>>obiously going to include the original > from the >>>>>>>>>>original greentext to, resulting in a double >.
>>>>>>>If I'm quoting just a straight post, there'll only be one.
>>>>>>>>>>>calls others underage while admitting to being a newfag
>>>>>>>>>xth for retard with no brain (You)
Look, I quoted you. It's not so hard to quote someone properly, try it, underage fuckboi.
And stop building like Qtpie, you fucking waste of human DNA.
Will lolg implode if Eve ends up winning the contest?
Finally a video showing all of Jhin's interactions are out.
>mfw the High Noon Jhin skin gets some of his own separate quotes
Also, with the line where he's making fun of someone's outfit for being fat
he's not talking about Sona. I'm a little disappointed, that would have been way funnier.
More like Xth for Garen.
Close one though.
>Look, I quoted you. It's not so hard to quote someone properly, try it, underage fuckboi.
No, what you did was add a random amount of > to a post for no reason.
If you wanted to properly quote me it'd have been
>>You're the only retard to use two ">" in every reply you post.
>You do realize how quoting works, right?
Because when you quote someone you copy paste their initial line and add your own >.
So when you're quoting something that was originally a greentext, you're adding your own >, resulting in a double >. When you're quoting something that was a normal post before, you also add your own >, resulting in only a single (Yours) >.
It's hilarious how hard you're sperging out over being told that you're wrong, but keep trying.
>And stop building like Qtpie, you fucking waste of human DNA.
Luckily I don't play ADC at all (which I've already stated in the very same post you're replying too) but you're too much of a retard to read properly. :^)
>No new thing OCE
Why cant OCE have nice things like everyone else?
>lane against a Darius
>can't go anywhere near the creep
>can poke me under turret with Q and not take a tower shot
>his Q procs grasp
>builds full tank
>immovable tanky wall that actually does damage late game
>get mad and play him next game
>steam roll over the enemy team
They did it. They made the le epic penta kill lane bully actually useful late game. This is more brain dead than playing Garen
Why would they do this?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm a retard
Yes, you are one. I'm not reading any of your shit mang, you just keep telling us how your dad finished you with pee, I get it.
W-w-w-w-we have another ocean week.
I check this general every fucking day and i have no clue what this "Contest" is
Also is there anywhere where i can find the inevitable shitheap this place turned into when Remi played in the LCS?
>actually wanting the new champ select
how new are you?
anyway, welcome to lolg, enjoy your stay
you probably just created your account on league, play bots till lv 10 cause pre lv 10 the game is just filled with smurfs
B-but it looks so NEW and cool
I just want my free ip boosts
How is Bloodseeker's Rupture "burden of knowledge" (and would help against league of mobility assassins) when Jhin has entire mini novels for each of his abilities and passives AND requires a fucking spreadsheet to figure out his damage.
Because Jhin also has unique and non-obvious exceptions to several rules about champions.
>Playing with an ADC that knows he can basically 2v1 while I'm there so he's aggressive as fuck
>Dumpster their botlane so hard I can go mid and uneven the match between Ekko and Azir
>On the meantime, Wukong is shitting on their Riven
>While Amumu gets Executed at Red
>At teamfights their team keeps trying to kill my carries, completely ignoring me
>They naturally get wiped
>Surreder after getting aced
Man I wish all games were like this. M-maybe I'm ready for Ranked again.
which champs have the best initiates in the game right now?
I miss the days back when it was Sej
Why is he looking for bananas under there???
>end up support. ok sure.
>enemy picks trist/blitz
>pick morgana to counter blitz
>despite blackshielding literally every single blitz hook my vayne fails to even get to half of tristanas CS
>she pushes lane entire game by autoing minions constantly and always misses the last hit
>our jungler is mantheon
>he never used his ult
>he clears 2 camps, ends up half hp, ganks toplane and gives enemy renekton a double kill
>spams "gg" entire game
>I tell him that mantheon is a power ganking jungler, all you need to do is go in to a lane, harass enemy, take 2-3 minions, then go to the next lane ebcause his cleartimes are suck
>then he just starts walking from fountain to midlane, doing nothing, to feed the enemy leblanc
>midlane was the only lane we were winning
>Ekko could have carried us
>Leblanc gets 7 kills on mantheon like this and just turns in to a hyper carry
And people say elo hell doesn't exist
because he's a monkey and monkeys like bananas?
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND PLAT MATCHES?
You can see all of Jhin's auto attacks as a bar under his health and all of his stats just become raw damage, which actually makes it a lot more clear than other adcs.
You can know what his auto attacks do without knowing what crit and attackspeed are.
The rest of his abilities were actually criticized for being too much like other champions in the game and not breaking enough rules. You're full of shit and just baiting m8.
>Riven tries to fight me in my creep wave at level 1
>I'm running Doran's Shield on Mordekaiser
>She doesn't even have ignite, she's running TP I'm running ignite
>Plat fucking 1 with 100.5K mastery
R I V E N M A I N S
>Can poke me under turret
Only if you're standing close to the edge of turret range.
>Q procs Grasp
No, it does not. His W procs grasp, his Q simply has a heal.
>Builds full tank
Then he'll only be useful if the rest of his team is doing well and he can piggy back.
Then your team is shit. Are we in Silver again?
It's a joke about Soraka having a dick.
Is Master Yi furyo?
Is the furyo style in his blood?
Did the young pup grow up?
Lulu is the best/cutest champion in league of legends.
1) Carry harder. Your team did well, and as far as I'm aware you don't get as good a rating for stomping an easy game as you would for carrying when the rest of your team is either losing or breaking even.
2) Ward more.
3) CS more? 140 CS is good, but maybe S+ wants you to have 170 by 20?
Really not that surprising they lost desu. CLG's had their roster together for months while Yellowstar literally came into NA last week and Bjerg rested his wrist for an entire month and was clearly rusty today.
Now if they lose tomorrow I'm gonna laugh my fucking ass off. Having the two favorites in NA-EU go 0-2 to start the season would be hilarious.
>play against a Darius
>pushes up to my tower and bullies me mercilessly
>jungler does nothing
>try to play Darius
>enemy jungler camps me mercilessly
Why is it I keep playing with shitters and playing against competent people?
He's in a playable state in solo lanes for the first time since his rework. He waveclears like a fucking god now that his W's useable in a solo lane and he absolutely murders most melee matchups sans shit like Renekton and holds his own vs Ranged.
I'm curious to see where Champion.GG data will have him.
When will Riot acknowledge Caitlyn needs help?
Might as well just fucking rework her entirely, not small tuning. Just trashcan the entire kit and remake her from scratch.
I wanna write more about futa Vi gf, but I don't have any ideas for scenarios like I had for the bikini one
Anyone has any ideas or suggestions to help me out here?
Riot literally slammed the door open and tore it off its hinges forever with Tahm Kench and his ultimate.
"Burden of knowledge" was just a smokescreen for things they didn't know how to do. They were full of shit the entire time.
Reminder that eri, rustle, and the gay tripfags crew were not only impossible to filter, but they also actively shit Dien anything that didn't involve giving them attention. No matter what you think about these contest polls, they're still not as bad as what we had in the past.
How do we make objectives matter/more attractive in this snowbally as fuck early game meta. Most of the time people don't even give a shit about Dragon because games end so quick and Rift Herald still does too much damage to warrant picking it up.
What are the current hypercarries out there now, other than Yi ?
>give my top lane renekton firstblood and TWO rift heralds
>feed the buffs away within 20 seconds and ended the game 2/10
I was impressed actually, thought what could I expect from someone who ha 100k mastery points on vayne
Because top lane is literally the worst lane to play right now
>long lane that makes it impossible to run from ganks and punishes you for pushing even a little
>Riot deemed wards were too toxic so all you have is a shitty trinket that's going to pop within a minute
>enemy top is just going to push you in, buy a pink and clear out whatever you have with 0 retaliation from your jungler
>enemy jungler will tower dive you over and over while yours farms wolves
>lane is nothing but cancer picks and where most current cancer picks are situated
Mundo was my comfy pick before he was buffed. Now he's 100% banned.
I really don't know how TSM let Jax through bans over Fiora (Who isn't THAT cancerous anymore) or Olaf. Dude is permabanned in SoloQ for a reason. With Guinsoo's alone he powerspikes as hard as he did with 3 items just a season ago.
not a gf thing, but she arrested someone she fancied and she is supervising him taking a shower alone and accidentally dropping the soap leaving himself in a very "vulnerable" position when going to pick it up
gangplank, Vayne, kog shit,jax, Ryze if you can play him well enough
no, I played zyra.
If you pray to the plant gods and promise them to main Zyra support and feed on her for your first 100 games they grant you magical Zyra powers
this is actually true, it took a long ass time to get not shit with this champ. hardest champ I've played personally
>hated CLG due to double being there
>CLG finally gets rid of double
>stixxay is quiet yet legit like niels
>they shitstomp CLG
>TSM spends 3 bans on zion and still gets raped by Zion
my dick was so hard the entire game
>#outplay Yasuo with point and click cc
>He gets assmad in all chat
I have never seen a blue ez contribute anything outside of lane phase.
Probably won't deliver today as I have to leave soon but will try to post them here
Do as you please
I was looking more for scenarios, but I'll try to tone those down
Why aren't you getting a tripcode you degenerate nigger faggot?
I guess they're just good players working with a shit build, then.
Tryndamere is great for splitpushing nonstop.
They try and fight you? E and run away
You get ganked? E and run away, ult if necessary.
You really want the tower but there's 3 people after you? Ult and ignore them.
But Tryndamere can still fight a lot of current top-laners, especially tanky ones, at most stage of the game.
Well, she's really kind and innocent. She possesses divine powers of healing yet she's humble and selfless to a fault, using her powers exclusively to protect others. This denotes a very well-developed personality, virtually free from the haunts of insecurity and anxiety.
Such a noble soul must be gifted with a huge dick. It's rather obvious, really.
I don't get why she HAS to be gifted with a huge p*nis...
Because he WANTS her to have a huge penis
We shitposting now? Okay
HOLY SHIT BARD IS SLEEPER OP.
TEEMO IS SUCH A GOOD CHAMPION
THIS IS MY 8th POST RESPONDING TO THE SAME CONTEST POST. HERE ARE SOME OF THE SAME IMAGES I KEEP POSTING OVER AND OVER AGAIN
>leaves enemy pink ward alive
>wonders why jungler won't gank
With the time he attempts to gank for you(and fails because the entire lane is warded) he could go gank a lane that's much more likely to get the kill.
If you can't hold your own in lane against one person then you're shit.
If you're being camped then fair enough the jungler should try and help but if not then it's all on you.
She's perfect in pretty much every way otherwise so why wouldn't she?
A pure and innocent heart, nice and bubbly buttocks, perfectly round breasts and a huge dripping horsecock. And there's absolutely nothing gay about falling for her because she's a girl.
Perfect. Just perfect.
>gf decides she wants to start playing LoL after telling me she quit after trying it years ago and getting flamed
>queue up in an intro bot game with her
>"WAIT THERE'S OTHER REAL PEOPLE IN HERE?"
>"yeah but it's fine no one's gonna flame you I'll just lane with you and no one cares about stupid stuff on low level bot games anyways"
>starts having literal 6 year old level meltdown
>"I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T DO IT I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANY MORE YOU LIED TO ME"
>storms out of room
I think I'm ready to start dating boys exclusively now.
>confusing watching animes with smug anime faces
What if she plays bot games with us? We are very nice and we focus on having fun rather than being good.
Or you could you know, look for a girl that's more your type? That's like eating a bad steak and deciding to never eat meat again.
Viktor will abuse the VVVlad in lane and do more damage through out the whole game. Vlad can do stuff tooooooo but Viktor is like a walking Nuke while Vlad is a hand grenade
You don't even have an autistic girlfriend, do you?
To be fair, co-op tends to be extremely frustrating in this game - it's the queue where newbies get flamed by Bronze and Silver smurfs. So pots calling kettles; with the benefit of intimate knowledge their words can sting very deeply.
You really ought to talk to her about it. Or listen to her vent and possibly cry. Just remember you should default to compassion and patience when dealing with an emotionally distressed person.
Nah even in high school I could piss at 7:50 AM and not even get the urge to piss again until I was arriving home at like 3:45 PM.
In hindsight that's probably unhealthy but nothing's fucked with me so far at 23, and even then I can just go take a wizz during champion select once everything's locked and selected.
If you play bot games with US you won't have to worry about such negative things!
Soraka doesn't have a dick, she's pure.
W-what? I meant LAN as in the server.
>This Yi, comes in to bot, Alpha Strikes the both of us, does his mastery emote.
>And then feeds all game.
Also, this fucking Kalista threw me into their fountain as we were winning and ruined my perfect KDA.
I think that Annie got a stroke.
How the heck do you carry from support as Velkoz? I mean, I do high damage for a support. I ward around and everything. But doing support has me realized how incompetent people really are. They don't look at the map, they walk into no vision, they linger in bot lane farming despite the pings and the obvious incoming of the enemy to gank them. You really see a new light when you're depending on your entire team to make plays. And if I even try to make plays and misposition even a little bit, I blow up, so I have to pretty much play backline support to the T.
i've seen so many idiots die both on my team and the enemy team just because they wanted to do the ebin disrespect and stopped to laugh or taunt and miscalculated that they would catch up to them
i blame streams for this
But that's not pedo. Teemo is an adult Yordle! He's also a competent killer so it's not like there's any way I could abuse him in this relationship or coerce him into doing anything unpleasant - moreover, I would never do these things.
Nah, I'm good, but thanks for the offer. Maybe if/when I get myself a smurf in NA.
If you're in Ohio I might have what you need
Can League pros do this?
>in champ select
>wont let me lock in my ban for my team
>30 minute wait time due to it
>check how much LP the force dodge costed me
>it took 20 fucking LP from me
its over guys
the cucks won
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't realize the furyo style is in their blood, and have yet to find in their mind the Saiyan rage
also, trundle is fine you memer
i mean that looks impressive but invoker is actually pretty braindead since he always does the same combos and is limited by invoke CD, and even more right now that his gameplay is "i buff myself i hit u hard"
fighting game shit is much more impressive in my opinion, reacting and adjusting combos on the fly on top of the constant level of execution they need to keep at all times is really cool to see
Good question. I -guess- the idea is that you should weaken the enemy team backline to the point where your weaksauce Mid can just vape them even if he's been feeding all game long.
>spamming Quas/Wex/Exhort for the passive bonuses
Yeah. Because it's not very hard. I'm more impressed by stuff that requires prediction or impeccable timing if we're talking purely mechanical stuff.
You have to admit it, new Poppy is way more consistent than old Poppy.
Sure, you could steamroll a match and oneshot everyone and not give a single fuck, but the amount of work to get there was unreal and it was either get fed and destroy everything or do absolutely nothing.
New Poppy is good at all points in the game and can so so much stuff it's ridiculous.
It's simply a fact, utility > damage.
And don't get me wrong I played the shit out of old Poppy, it was fucking hilarious and everyone feared you.
she is better than old except for
everything else, new poppy excels at were old poppy was at best mediocre and at worst useless
and both things, damage and survivability, she was really fucking good at, better than almost anyone in the game and they were due to her retard proof passive and her crazy ass ult
dota doesn't "require" any micro skills, but being able to micro 3+ units puts you a head of anyone who can't.
also you forgot meepo, visage, warden, brewmaster, enchantress; and to a a lesser extent illusion or summon based heroes, and anyone who uses summoning items.
Hello! though I once played league of legends quite a few years ago, i've forgotten just about everything, but I've recently gotten back into MOBAs and thought this would be fun to try again.
I was hoping that you guys could give a few tips to a noob. Is there anything I should know, or try to remember?
I think I used to play as Pantheon is that helps any, thanks in advance.
What is happening here? Io gets fucking wrecked, and teleports that other hero away in the first bit, but IDK how their spells work.
This is true, her sustain isn't the best in lane, if she gets low she's gonna be like that for a long while, but it doesn't mean that you can't do shit at low health.
You can outplay people with a well placed stun and save yourself with an inch of your health with a well timed shield.
>Still having point-and-click abilities
nice game lolbaboons
io can teleport anywhere on the map but has to return after a few seconds.
is basically just the guy streaming queuing his ult on io's return and then getting out of his chair.
>Probably the only faggot who plays 20+ champs here
>having so much CC and silence in your game that there's a dedicated item to cleanse it
>even with it it's not enough
>having majority of your game be built body blocking and pathing
Smite is an unbalanced clusterfuck
This meta is too fucking snowbally. Literally just play lanebully champs get a single kill and the game spirals out of fucking control with little to no way of coming back into contention
All the games I've played in this new queue system have been an uphill battle. Feels like I'm fighting premades every single game
I was talking about shit like Warwick ult where you just point and click on enemy and enemy die, no aiming or dodging it.
Having that shit in a 2016 MOBA game with "muh competitive scene" is pathetic.
>enemy jungler comes bot
>seen by mid laner
>walks straight through the scuttler shrine
>walks straight past the ward I placed
>right before he enters the lane my ADC flashes into the enemy to 1v2 them
E V E R Y T I M E
Maybe something like Graves' shotgun? So, still point and click but blockable by creeps and champions. I dunno.
Why? It makes it way better.
There's a fucking tooltip that states as much every time you load into the match and when you login for the first time on the new patch. If someone on my team still manages to dodge because they forgot to lock in then it's a blessing.
A person who can't fucking read two sentences and fucks up because of it is not the type of person I want to spend a 30+ min. game with.
HECARIM BUFFS WHEN
WHY DID THEY GUT MY FAVORITE JUNGLER
>game is 4v5
>we're getting shit stomped
>top rage quits
>my team wants to ff
what can I say I just love getting dumpstered
3v1 when someone is gone is a surrender you terrorist
SO WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY JUST MAKE IT SO HE DOES MORE DAMAGE TO NEUTRAL MONSTERS AND ADJUSTING HIS DAMAGE NUMBERS TO CHAMPIONS AND MINIONS INSTEAD OF MAKING HIM IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY?
JESUS FUCK I AM SO MAD
>Is it just the new queue?
not sure if it's just my elo but I tend to notice a lot more people that are absolutely shit at mid/adc going around
as someone who played all roles in the old system this new queue can go to hell
LITERALLY free health for creeps just dying in his vicinity. Shit is retarded.
He really was not even that fucking bad in preseason, he was a solid tier below the giga cancer tops (That are STILL running rampant btw). There's also the fuck the Horse guzzles mana like a hummer goes through gas.
That passive nerf was absolutely fucking retarded, made him unbearably clunky to play in lane
>He can't clear 2 camps without being OOM.
>He can't clear 2 camps without falling below 30% health
Basically, he can't gank once he hits 3 because he either has no mana or no health. Usually both. This also makes him unbearably susceptible to counter jungling.
I started banning Rengar when I get to.
Do I have to change that to Lucian?
Yes there is.
Yes it's sort of stupid. Goblin techies was considered too funky even in warcraft days long before Mobas really existed. A hero too dumb for oldschool dota-allstars is really saying something. The first attempts Dota-allstars made at a competitive draft game mode disallowed techies and left him only to blind pick games.
It's not as stupid as you think though. Dying in Dota costs you gold. The mines have no scaling because >dota. Stacking the mines takes a long time and while techies is stacking up his cheese, an actual carry is farming.
IDK what dota is like now, but early Dota was pretty much all about the macro game.
It has to be a thing unless they change it so minions move out of the way when you move near them.
If everyone avoiding collision with minions you'd have everyone standing on top of their own creeps so the enemy can't last hit which would be a shit show.
45% cdr ez is invoker level keyboard spamming shit.
>But anytime you mention it just reveals Riot's coding imcompetence, you never base your code around a single object.
You have less than a week of formal software development education FYI. Not only do all modern games for the wintel platform use object inheritance, but every video game developed in the last five decades has "actors."
But hey, I'm not a 14 year old gamer who thinks using facebook is understanding software. What the fuck do I know?
>one team had the advantage
>other team goes lol and aoe kills them
Dude we don't care about your clusterfuck of a game.
No we can't do that in League because what happened in that WEBM looks fucking dumb. We have enough problems as it is. Your game's balance isn't one of them
pretty much every hero in dota has some kind of bullshit ability, but the ones with stronger niche's have larger drawbacks. techies lays tons of mines, but that's all he does, the game is basically 4v5 if the mines aren't effective; he's pretty much useless in team fights for most of the game.
there are true sight wards and an item that give you constant true sight around the unit, but it drops on the ground on death.
>One team had the advantage
That's what you're missing, that was an even game until that play.
>Talking about DotA in /lolg/
Yeah I know I don't want to either, but he keeps posting those webms.
Tfw someone is a toxic terry after the game ends so you have to take it all down and send a report to Riot. Feels good to help punish toxic players
>boss nigger thought he could escape
i've been play so many non standard supports, I forget sometimes how fun regular supports are
>Anonymous 01/16/16(Sat)23:21:43 No.128833185▶>>128833534
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You're the only retard to use >>>>>>>>>>>>two ">" in every reply you post.
>>>>>>>>>>>You do realize how quoting works, right?
>>>>>>>>>>If I'm quoting a greentext I'm >>>>>>obiously going to include the original > from the >>>>>>>>>>original greentext to, resulting in a double >.
>>>>>>>>If I'm quoting just a straight post, there'll only be one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>calls others underage while admitting to being a newfag
>>>>>>>>>>xth for retard with no brain (You)
>Look, I quoted you. It's not so hard to quote someone properly, try it, underage fuckboi.
>And stop building like Qtpie, you fucking waste of human DNA.
>All other vlad skins looked bad as hell
>Only one that resembled a vampire or dracula
To be honest, I have no idea what is happening. I don't play dota2 enough to get used to the new graphics. League of legends looks more like warcraft than dota does, and I can't recognize any of the new models or particles.
You can do some next level shit though. You can stack mines on common jungle paths. You can use tiny to throw somebody on a stack. You can hook somebody onto a stack or swap them onto it. You can even just lay mines down a lane and use them to push a huge wave while your team does a 5v5 somewhere else on the map.
>have to jungle, not really accustomed to it
>not super familiar with xp range off gromp, our lulu is suspiciously close, delay killing gromp for her to walk away
>yi Qs blue buff just as I'm about to kill it
>my face when I was screwed out of blue no matter what I did barring having earlier vision of yi
my face when both the lulu and her AD were heaving piles of dung on top of it
Is your game so dead that you have to come and discuss it here?
That's pretty pathetic.
That's a nice webm though, I didn't knew you could buyback and be tethered back into game, but it feels like a waste of gold.
>Vlad is a vampire
>only skin that resembles Vampire
if you use any skin other than nosferatu or vandal you're confirmed shit. That skin labels you as a shitter. Its like Tyrant Swain
Welcome to the jungle, we've got buff stealers and invades.
we've got everything you (don't)want, honey.
enjoy getting flamed
Why is it always the top lane champions that are the nerf magnets?
Any champion that goes top lane inevitably gets nerfed unless it's Riven, why is this?
>Being this wrong
>Not using kawaii senpai academy Vlad
Get the fuck off my champion.
Yes but only if
enemy laner is stupid
enemy laner is stupid and doesn't buy a specter's cowl
He has a poke playstyle and actually needs items to do any damage. Anyone smart is just going to Hec with ignite and run you over
>unless its riven
riven has been nerfed a bunch of times
and because pic related
Sion is th ebest tank in the game and if you disagree you're a fucking faggot
pretty much, until he gets a few items, if techies isn't getting kills he has a really hard time getting farm with his pea shooter of an auto attack. your support will have to invest in vision items and the team will have to move around more carefully, but it knocks techies out of the game if the team is careful.
on the other hand techies is all about mind games and making the enemy paranoid about what parts of the map are safe. he's kind of in team fights in spirit if the enemy can't tell if your team is out of position or setting a trap. he's also really good at pushing lanes with his mines during late game.
he's fun, but playing techies isn't playing dota anymore, you're making the other team play minesweeper.
In solo queue? Basically to feed the enemy laners and not do anything of importance.
When you play with friends though, they set you up with nice kills and fun times.
moment of silence for the most useless top champ in the game
Who is the Dotababie now, Leaguefags?
I'm Plat and I don't even know what over half the heroes do
>the year of our lord 2016
>not playing laser squid of many passive procs and ranges nukes
You've been playing since season 1, anon.
You should be at least diamond by now.
What the fuck are you talking about m8?
I showed the new champion to someone who's never seen league before and the first thing she commented on were how good the animations were.
>got carried by a Lux
>doing placements in pre season
>don't even know what half of the heroes do
Half the roster is invalidated at all times anyway so that doesn't matter at all.
desu I have more fun watching this game
I lane until my hand hurts and kill lots of fucking minions and still lose every game. my team always just fights nonstop and loses. 90% of the game is farming
>mfw anon got it but he didn;t get it
puu puu puu
>Trying to get as many champs to lvl 5 mastery as I can.
Does anyone else do this?
progress has slowed since my friends died though
I never got that. This is a team game, you shouldn't be the one winning the game all alone.
It's like saying that Messi could win a game with 8 less players just because he's good.
If you've played this game and improved at a steady pace like an ordinary human being, you should be able to achieve Diamond if you try ranked.
>account is beta old
>literally just started playing two months ago, my account clearly shows minimal use outside of a friend that borrowed it and used it for like 15 games a season
>lmao how are you only platinum playing for 6 years
>someone asks me something i dont know
>say i dont know
>they get mad that i said i dont know
>someone asks me something i dont know
>they get mad that i ignored them
How do I win